Episode Two of The Writer's Locke season two is here! In it we continue our storylocke reads and discuss the topic of fantasy vs realism in portraying pokemon. Then, we have a very special message from a sponsor in Johto!
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SHELF: The zoophile's equivalent to a MILF, where the Mother is replaced by Small Hairy Elephant or Smokin' Hot Echidna depending on how much exposure to they've had to the seedy underbelly of Deviant Art and it's Sonic fanbase...
Thorn, noun. A niche genre of erotica that caters specifically for folk with a fetish for spikey bushes. If thistles stir your gristle, you’re a whore for hoare thorn or you just fancy a bit of cact-ass, thornography could be for you!
Now take a cold shower and define gargoyle for me?
Gargoyle, noun. Prefix: Gar, meaning Garçon (French for boy). A terrible illness affecting men across the world, Gargoyle Syndrome turns you into a “goyle”. The transformation basically mutates your chromosomes, making you a XX (aka a Girl). Main effects include and aren’t limited to: voice change, loss of Adam’s apple, change of... genitalia, lactation (depends on age), decrease of testosterone, increase of estrogen, and dem hips. Definitely somebody’s kink.
Now that Dr. Aureum PHD’s lecture is over, what the hell is a chromosome?
As the holder of a doctorate in genetics even I can’t tell you that
Chromosome, noun. A software developer who is so wedded to Google’s default browser that he (it’s always a he - trust me on this) cannot so much as touch a Mac without his eyeballs combusting and melting down his cheeks.
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Consecrated: verb (past tense). To hide as a criminal. Example: We searched the safari all night for the poacher and were about to give up when one of the rangers found him consecrated inside an elephant.
A potent cocktail consisting of RUM, Bacardi, Limoncello and Eggnog enjoyed by bored teenage shoplifters during the school holidays. Traditionally imbibed while hiding in the shrubbery behind the local Walmart, hence the phrase 'Rumble In The Jungle'.