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[mewstein]

INDUSTRY, an acronym for the daily grind: Insipid Nonsense Done Until Starting To Resent Yourself.

Can anyone define Keratin?

 

[The Man of Many Names]

Keratin. Verb. To be extremely passionate about a project. Example: I really keratin about working with animals!

Smekeldorf!

 

[RubyClaw]

Verb. The hobby of growing Smurfs either for personal amusement or food consumption.

Example: Ever since my trip to Belgium I really got into Smekeldorfing. I even have my very own village now, and make a Smurf pie every Friday.

Jungfrau.

 

[mewstein]

@RubyClaw: Gargamel, is that you?

Jungfrau, onomatopoeia.

The braying sound made by a donkey when it is unexpectedly sat upon by a maiden of the young and Swiss variety.

Can any of you yuppies tell me what Tahini is?

 

[Kazzius]

Tahini. Medical condition. When the joints in the leg make an eerie sound similar to laughter as air pockets surface in the joint.

Would someone tell me what halloumi is?

 

[mewstein]

Halloumi, verb. To inadvertently find yourself staring up your own nostrils when activating the wrong camera on your phone for a photograph.

Please define Vindictive?

 

[RubyClaw]

Vindictive, adjective. Having or showing a strong or unreasoning desire to hug Vin Diesel.

Can anyone please define Soup?

 

[NeoShade]

Soup. Noun. A collection of any small items with very little value (paper clips, buttons, etc.). A person who collects such items is known as a souper.

Can somebody please define Ostracize?

 

[Cirr]

Ostracize, verb: to transform into an ostrich due to outside influences, ie: "he was ostracized by the rest of the group".

Please explain zeeky.

 

[Kazzius]

Zeeky, adjective: like a zeek.

Could someone do ambush for me.

 

[NeoShade]

Ambush. Noun. Low, densely branched shrub that exists only until noon.

Could somebody please define Destitute.

 

[Memento]

Destitute. Noun. Refers to a school university that teaches nothing but decimals.

Let's try...tutu?

 

[The Man of Many Names]

Tutu. Noun. The number 22.
Harbinger.

 

[PageEmperor]

That is used to define a person who binge-eats herbed bread. Due to the accent of the country this herbed bread comes from, it is pronounced as ‘Harbs’.

Transistor

 

[ratikate]

Transistor. Noun. One's female sibling, who was designated male at birth.

Please define "admonish".

 

[RubyClaw]

Admonish. Verb. To publicize your love for a specific pokemon aka mon. Example: Stop Admonishing dude, we all know Simisear is the best pokemon ever!

Can anyone define "Steam" for me?

 

[mewstein]

STEAM, acronym. What grownups do in the evening: Shower, Television, Eat, Argue, Mate.

It’s been forcibly recommended to me several times, but what’s Detergent?

 

[Vivificient]

Detergent: An unpleasantly scented spray used to repel unwanted advances by male suitors. I noticed a lot of young men inching closer to me at the ball, so I excused myself to re-apply my detergent.

Please define: antiquarian

 

[mewstein]

Antiquarian, noun. A giant, goldfish-bowl-like structure for housing geriatrics. The glass walls mean they can watch clouds and passersby all day while preventing all odours and racist, misogynistic or weather-based comments from escaping to the outside world.

Define Hermetic?

 

[Kazzius]

Hermetic, adjective. Kind of like a hermit.

Could someone define chocolate for me?