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Win the RTD in Ten Turns Or Less!

What was the best part of the game?

  • Gunology

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  • Revolution

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Game Over

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    3
  • Poll closed .
Thread Description
Game Over, World Destroyed.

Argentum

My avatar is in fact a dude.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,506
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
A passionate bunch, Argentums are limited by their own minds. Who knows what happens when they break through their mental barriers?
Name: New Canada

Now that I have created a country, I will attempt to convince the people of New Canada that we need a government by creating electron booths and starting a campaign to run as Prime Minister of New Canada.
 

XearnesGeo

The Life Pokemon
Pokédex No.
2183
Caught
Jun 30, 2020
Messages
68
Location
Hoenn
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
It/Pokemon
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is not very good at nuzlockes and sucks at grinding and quits nuzlockes when grinding is very very bad.

sugar heart

nono morikubo is a qt
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
257
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
293
Location
346 pro
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
she/they
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
hello, i like idols.
offer groudon some weed as a peace treaty
 

JaneWolf

Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
638
Caught
Aug 6, 2019
Messages
166
Hobo is repairing so I'll attempt to make my settlement invisible to enemies.
 

EeveeFTW

The man, the myth, the Eevee
Pokédex No.
712
Caught
Aug 23, 2019
Messages
372
Nature
Bold
Pokémon Type
Dragon, Normal
Be saved and blessed by the One Great Gun cause that's how religion works I think.
 

XearnesGeo

The Life Pokemon
Pokédex No.
2183
Caught
Jun 30, 2020
Messages
68
Location
Hoenn
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
It/Pokemon
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is not very good at nuzlockes and sucks at grinding and quits nuzlockes when grinding is very very bad.
when does this turn end?
 

Argentum

My avatar is in fact a dude.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,506
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
A passionate bunch, Argentums are limited by their own minds. Who knows what happens when they break through their mental barriers?
when does this turn end?
Turns in RTD typically last ~24 hours, it can be longer or shorter but most hosts wait around a day before ending the previous turn.
 

XearnesGeo

The Life Pokemon
Pokédex No.
2183
Caught
Jun 30, 2020
Messages
68
Location
Hoenn
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
It/Pokemon
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is not very good at nuzlockes and sucks at grinding and quits nuzlockes when grinding is very very bad.
so why are we all athered here then
 

Argentum

My avatar is in fact a dude.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,506
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
A passionate bunch, Argentums are limited by their own minds. Who knows what happens when they break through their mental barriers?
Because there’s such thing as notifications, which notify users when people do stuff. Both you and I posted stuff, therefore people got notifications (that, or they’re waiting for the host to update).
 

XearnesGeo

The Life Pokemon
Pokédex No.
2183
Caught
Jun 30, 2020
Messages
68
Location
Hoenn
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
It/Pokemon
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is not very good at nuzlockes and sucks at grinding and quits nuzlockes when grinding is very very bad.
i will definintely not win this as this is my first one
 

Fool

I’m too tired for this.
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
782
Location
No.
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Don’t talk to me about BW2, ever. I don’t want to talk about it with you.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #51
Halfway Point (Turn 5):​

sigh. welp. Nothing I can do now but get drunk and start repairing I guess. Someone else can take care of Groudon.
[2]: Instead, in your fury of your destroyed Casino Bar and the town of Brewster, you attempt to kill Groudon using one of Cirr's new rifles! Groudon must roll to dodge!

[6 for Hobo/3 for Groudon]: You climb up the kaiju sized beast's hind, slowly inching your way up to the back of its neck. You take a large swig of beer before stabbing your rifle into Groudon's neck, and firing! The creature roars a mighty roar as you continue to fire non-stop into its spine. Slowly, the creatures eyes begin to glaze over as it slowly falls to the ground. You have done it... you have killed Groudon.

build a groudon control suit
[2]: Groudon is dead, rendering this action impossible.

I choose to plead Groudon to work with me, as I instruct it to build a colossal rock fortress in the settlement. It will be a home for me and Groudon. Groudon will kill anyone who tries to kill me if it obeys.
[2]: Groudon is dead, rendering this action impossible.

Get Groudon addicted to opium.
[2]: Groudon is dead, rendering this action impossible.

Name: New Canada

Now that I have created a country, I will attempt to convince the people of New Canada that we need a government by creating electron booths and starting a campaign to run as Prime Minister of New Canada.
[2]: You decide to keep the country in its current Feudalistic state to instead focus on how a single man just killed a god with just a rifle.

offer groudon some weed as a peace treaty
[2]: Groudon is dead, rendering this action impossible.

Hobo is repairing so I'll attempt to make my settlement invisible to enemies.
[6]: You attempt to make Brewster so invisible that it actually begins to cease existing! The settlement must roll to dodge!

[1 for Non-Existence/2 for Brewster]: It manages to avoid the non-existence, but also doesn't wind up being invisible.

Be saved and blessed by the One Great Gun cause that's how religion works I think.
[2]: You pray to the One Great and Glorious Gun... but the Gun doesn't bang. You instead pass away from your injuries. You are dead, and now the world shall determine your importance to history.

[4]: You are ultimately remembered as a martyr for your religion after being culled in the Great Groudon Uprising, this allows Gunology to spread across the continent and build a large church hall near Brewster. Thank you for playing.

Half-Point World-changer!

Now that we have reached the halfway point, it's time for a big change in our world.
So, what shall it be?
Well, one of the following:
1. Famine
2. Barbarian Invasion
3. Revolution
4. Plague
5. Assassination
6. Nuclear Fallout

Let's see what we roll!

[3]: Revolution

All Settlements/Countries in the Continent will now suffer from an ongoing revolution until either the end of the game, the revolution is quelled, or the civilization leaders are dead!

[1]: The civilians of Brewster attempt to attack the militia, but the militia fires back on them with Cirr's rifles. They must roll to dodge!

[5 for Militia/4 for Revolutionaries]: Several revolutionaries die in the crossfire, it is a dark day in the settlement of Brewster.

[1]: The Civilians of New Canada attempt to seize Aureum's Fort, only to be gunned down by his forces. The Civilians must roll to dodge!

[5 for Aureum's Forces/6 for Civilians]: While getting shot at, the Civilians manage to overrun Aureum's Forces and seize the Fortress for themselves, abolishing half of New Canada and forcing Aureum and his Forces to retreat to this is a settlement, people live here. The seceded half of New Canada names itself, Neo Cannabis.

[6]: The Citizens of Almaverde attempt to rebel by dumping all the opium into the ocean, but they also accidentally drop all the food supply into the ocean, causing great starvation in the port city, and killing off a third of the population.


Hobo singlehandedly killed Groudon, bringing an end to everyone's plans with the beast.
New Canada was officially founded by Aureum, but no government was established. This proved to be a big mistake when a revolt happened and both his fort and half of New Canada were seized by the revolutionaries.
Eevee died, but in their death was remembered as a martyr for Gunology, which continues to spread around the continent to this day.
Jane attempted to make Brewster invisible and nearly erased it from existence.
A revolt occurred in Brewster, but it resulted in multiple civilian casualties after the militia fired upon them.
A revolt occurred in Almaverde, where the revolutionaries' plan backfired when they dumped both the city's food supply and opium into the ocean.

World:
Groudon was killed by Hobo.
New Canada was founded, and soon after, lost half of its landmass after revolutionaries seized half of it, becoming Neo Cannabis.
Gunology spreads across the continent in remembrance of Saint Eevee.
Revolutions spread all around the continent.
 

XearnesGeo

The Life Pokemon
Pokédex No.
2183
Caught
Jun 30, 2020
Messages
68
Location
Hoenn
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
It/Pokemon
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is not very good at nuzlockes and sucks at grinding and quits nuzlockes when grinding is very very bad.
WHY!!!!!!!!
anyway, I plan to team up with Cirr, and use my herd of Rotoms to make Rotom Washes and power water and electricity to my current settlement. I plan to summon an army of Shuckle and build stone structures
 

Argentum

My avatar is in fact a dude.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,506
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
A passionate bunch, Argentums are limited by their own minds. Who knows what happens when they break through their mental barriers?
That’s it, I’m going to... Peacefully and calmly invite Neo Cannabis to a Peace treaty talk, where in exchange for rejoining with New Canada, I will try my absolute hardest to meet any and all of their reasonable demands.
 

localhoney

the smooth jazz of bastards
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
2002
Caught
May 17, 2020
Messages
285
Location
Miami, FL
Nature
Adamant
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Electric, Poison
God damn it hobo.

I develop nuclear technology, providing a mass influx of jobs/income for those revolting.
 

Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe) #OnionBoy
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,262
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
summon saint eevee, first of guns, and conquer all that patches of green
 

EeveeFTW

The man, the myth, the Eevee
Pokédex No.
712
Caught
Aug 23, 2019
Messages
372
Nature
Bold
Pokémon Type
Dragon, Normal
Hobo didn't kill Groudon, a gun did! A major victory in terms of Gunology and should be remembered as thus!
 

hobohunter

Just the worst
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
236
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
735
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Water, Dragon
Imma quell the rioters by giving them some local beer.
 

sugar heart

nono morikubo is a qt
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
257
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
293
Location
346 pro
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
she/they
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
hello, i like idols.
we here at TIASIHP (this is a settlement. it has people.) take our weed very seriously. we would even go far as to build a wall around our weed to keep intruders out of it!
 

JaneWolf

Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
638
Caught
Aug 6, 2019
Messages
166
I'm going to join the rioters as there leader and riot against hobohunter and his beer regime.

Sorry hobo.

Edit: spell correction
 
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Fool

I’m too tired for this.
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
782
Location
No.
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Don’t talk to me about BW2, ever. I don’t want to talk about it with you.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #60
Four Turns Left...​

WHY!!!!!!!!
anyway, I plan to team up with Cirr, and use my herd of Rotoms to make Rotom Washes and power water and electricity to my current settlement. I plan to summon an army of Shuckle and build stone structures
[2]: You decide to not team up with Cirr, and in doing so you don't follow through with your Rotom Wash Factory.

[2]: You also don't wind up summoning an army of Shuckle, honestly you feel quite demotivated after watching the god you summoned get killed by a single man.

(I don't know why you got two 2's in a row, bad luck I guess.)

That’s it, I’m going to... Peacefully and calmly invite Neo Cannabis to a Peace treaty talk, where in exchange for rejoining with New Canada, I will try my absolute hardest to meet any and all of their reasonable demands.
[2]: You decide that inviting the leaders of Neo Cannabis is pointless and just decide to ignore them and let them have their country, hoping that the other revolutionaries will just go there and leave you be.

God damn it hobo.

I develop nuclear technology, providing a mass influx of jobs/income for those revolting.
[2]: You decide to not develop nuclear tech, because that takes time and money and you really need to focus on actually feeding your citizens rather than getting them jobs at the moment.

summon saint eevee, first of guns, and conquer all that patches of green
[1]: You summon Eevee's dead corpse, which immediately turns into a zombie and attempts to consume you! You must roll to dodge!

[3 for Eevee/6 for Cirr]: Using your Rotom Herd, you fry Eevee's Zombified Corpse until it is ashes. Sorry Eevee, I guess there's no rez after all.

[3]: Using your Rotom Herd, you manage to conquer some of the center area in the continent. You now have a country and you can name it as a free action next turn.

Imma quell the rioters by giving them some local beer.
[3]: You try to calm the rioters down by giving them some beer, but it's not very good given that the bar was destroyed when Groudon appeared. Some of the rioters stop, but others remain.

we here at TIASIHP (this is a settlement. it has people.) take our weed very seriously. we would even go far as to build a wall around our weed to keep intruders out of it!
[4]: You build a wall around your church's stash of Weed, to keep outsiders from accessing it.

I'm going to join the rioters as there leader and riot against hobohunter and his beer regime.

Sorry hobo.

Edit: spell correction
[2]: You don't join the rioters, and instead hide in the shadows, hoping that they don't find and kill you for being one of the original leaders of the settlement.

Neo Cannabis Turn:

Neo Cannabis attempts to make an invasion into New Canada territory due to hearing bad news from revolutionaries there!

[1]: Before they can try and invade however, an assassination attempt is lead by a New Canada Shadow Ops Team to kill the current leader of Neo Cannabis! The Neo Cannabis Leader must roll to dodge!

[5 for Assassins/1 for Neo Cannabis Leader]: The Assassins successfully murder the Neo Cannabis Leader while framing other members of government for the murder. The chaos caused by this causes Neo Cannabis to split into several smaller, weaker nations.

(Red) = Sixtith Ninithca
(Green) = Cannabissia
(Orange) = New Hoplan
(Magenta) = Santana

Vive La Revolution!

The remaining rioters in Brewster are still hunting down the remaining leadership!

[3]: They manage to find one of the leaders, that being Jane, but she has had her self surrounded by Bodyguards! The Rioters attempt to kill the Bodyguards! The Bodyguards must roll to dodge!

[4 for Rioters/6 for Bodyguards]: The Bodyguards manage to kill most of the attacking Rioters, leaving the rest to retreat, Jane flees from the scene to protect herself. If the rioters get slaughtered one more time, the revolt will end in Brewster.

The rioters that remain in New Canada attempt to raid this is a settlement, it has people. and kill the leadership there!

[5]: They brazenly charge in and find Aureum in a moment of weakness. They attempt to take Aureum's life! Aureum must roll to dodge!

[6 for Rioters/4 for Aureum]: The Rioters manage to chop off Aureum's Right Arm before Aureum retreats from New Canada, leaving only Sugar to lead. In this attack, the Rioters took more territory from New Canada and created the country of Proctor!

The rioters in Almaverde attempt to rob LocalHoney's Home for its food supplies so that they can feed the masses again!

[1]: However, due to the shortage of food, the rioters are too weak to try to rob LocalHoney's Home and wind up being found by the City Guard, who attempts to arrest them! The Rioters must roll to dodge!

[3 for City Guard/2 for Rioters]: Half of Rioters are captured and promptly put in prison. The rest just barely manage to flee.

Citizens in Cirr's new country are unhappy with his sudden capture of a good portion of the central continent, and rise up to rebel against him!

[1]: Cirr however decides to unleash his Rotom Horde upon the populous, and attempts to shock the Rebels out of existence. The Rebels must roll to dodge!

[2 for Rotom Herd/1 for Rebels]: The Rotoms manage to fry a third of the Rebellion, causing them to retreat.




Geo attempted to join Cirr and build a new civilization but fell into a depression over the death of their summoned god.
Aureum ultimately abandons his plan of getting Neo Cannabis to rejoin New Canada, and just ignores them for the time being.
LocalHoney abandons their plan of creating Nuclear Factories to give the rioters new jobs because paying people costs money.
Cirr manages to conquer a decent part of the Central Continent after failing to resurrect Saint Eevee.
Hobo manages to quell part of the Rioters by giving them low quality beer, due to the bar being destroyed.
Sugar successfully manages to get their church to place a wall around their religious weed supply.
Jane attempts to join the rebellion, but fails as she is recognized by the Rioters as one of the original rulers of Brewster.
The leader of Neo Cannabis is assassinated by a Black Ops Organization from New Canada, causing pandemonium and splitting Neo Cannabis into 4 separate countries.

World:
Neo Cannabis fell and became 4 separate nations.
Rioters attempted to kill Jane, but she was protected by her bodyguards who killed a decent amount of the rebels.
Rioters in New Canada successfully attacked Aureum in a moment of weakness, lopping off his arm and driving him from New Canada. More land was taken by the revolutionaries and formed into the country of Proctor.
Rioters in Almaverde attempted to rob LocalHoney's house but were too weak and half of them were arrested by the authorities.
Rioters in Cirr's Nation were slaughtered by his Rotom Horde.
Revolution still spreads around the continent.
 

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