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Thread Description
Game Over, World Destroyed.

localhoney

the smooth jazz of bastards
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
2002
Caught
May 17, 2020
Messages
285
Location
Miami, FL
Nature
Adamant
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Electric, Poison
Open up a shipping port in that bay right near me, and acquire profits.
 

Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe) #OnionBoy
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,262
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
Use the rotoms to make machines

Time to industrialize
 

Argentum

My avatar is in fact a dude.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,506
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
A passionate bunch, Argentums are limited by their own minds. Who knows what happens when they break through their mental barriers?
I’ll like to contact Hobo’s and JaneWolf’s settlement, offering that in exchange for letting me be a part of the settlement I can provide some good agriculture and a fort.
 

hobohunter

Just the worst
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
236
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
735
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Water, Dragon
along with the grains that Jane made, I add potatoes for potato things, like fries... and vodka
 

XearnesGeo

The Life Pokemon
Pokédex No.
2183
Caught
Jun 30, 2020
Messages
68
Location
Hoenn
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
It/Pokemon
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is not very good at nuzlockes and sucks at grinding and quits nuzlockes when grinding is very very bad.
I choose to pour all of the beer into the ocean and summon my own rotom army to battle Cirr's.
 

Fool

I’m too tired for this.
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
782
Location
No.
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Don’t talk to me about BW2, ever. I don’t want to talk about it with you.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #26
Turn Three:
set up my camp by dumping the contents of my bag onto the ground.
[5]: You dump your bag to the ground, luckily for you it had a "Build-A-Town" kit. You proceed to build a small town with it. (You now have a settlement, you can name it as a free action next turn.)

Open up a shipping port in that bay right near me, and acquire profits.
[5]: You open up a large port in the Western Bay, and proceed to profit heavily off of the trade market. (You now have a settlement, you can name it as a free action next turn.)

Use the rotoms to make machines

Time to industrialize
[3]: Using the Rotoms' electricity, you proceed to make a small factory alongside Hobo and Jane's town. It helps to power the steel mill for some the grains.

I’ll like to contact Hobo’s and JaneWolf’s settlement, offering that in exchange for letting me be a part of the settlement I can provide some good agriculture and a fort.
[6]: You make contact with Hobo and Jane's settlement, but you are so heavily armored that the civilians flee in terror of an invasion, causing the militia of the settlement to attack you! You must roll to dodge!

[3 for Militia/4 for Aureum]: You manage to dodge the attack and fire back some arrows in self-defense... alas, the settlement officially declares war on your fortress. It is a sad day.

along with the grains that Jane made, I add potatoes for potato things, like fries... and vodka
[6]: You go out to plant your potato crops, and wind up caught in the middle of the skirmish between your town's militia and Aureum and his forces. A stray arrow flies in your direction! You must roll to dodge!

[6 for Arrow/4 for Hobo]: You are shot in your right calf, and wind up unable to remove the arrow quick enough to stop the bleeding. You sadly had to have your leg surgically removed and replaced with a wooden stump. At least they were able to clean it with the Vodka produced by your harvest...

I choose to pour all of the beer into the ocean and summon my own rotom army to battle Cirr's.
[4]: You take all of Hobo's beer and pour it into the ocean, making you an enemy of Hobo & Jane's settlement.

[4]: You manage to summon a decent herd of Rotom to combat Cirr's! Cirr's Rotom's must roll to dodge!

[4 for Geo's Rotoms/6 for Cirr's Rotoms]: Cirr's Rotoms manage to push back against your Rotoms, killing about a third of the herd. You are now an enemy of Cirr.





Sugar officially started a settlement where they were camping.
LocalHoney started a port town next to the Western Bay, and is raking in heavy profits.
Cirr built a small factory within Hobo and Jane's Settlement.
Aureum accidentally started a war between his fortress and Hobo and Jane's Settlement.
Hobo lost his leg during the skirmish between Aureum's forces and the Settlement's Militia, but managed to get some potatoes planted to make Vodka.
Geo rebelled against Hobo & Jane's Settlement by taking all the beer and pouring it into the nearby bay, making them an enemy of the Settlement. Geo also attempted to kill Cirr's Rotom Herd with one of their own. The attack failed, resulting in a death of 1/3rd of Geo's herd, making them an enemy of Cirr.

World:
Auruem's Fortress & Hobo/Jane's Settlement are officially at war.
Geo is an official enemy of both Hobo/Jane's Settlement and Cirr.
 

localhoney

the smooth jazz of bastards
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
2002
Caught
May 17, 2020
Messages
285
Location
Miami, FL
Nature
Adamant
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Electric, Poison
Use my growing trade routes to funnel opium to the rest of the landmass and get them addicted and weak.

Name: Almaverde
 

hobohunter

Just the worst
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
236
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
735
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Water, Dragon
Nah ignore aureum. Xerneas Geo dumped all my beer. IMMA KILL HIM!
 

XearnesGeo

The Life Pokemon
Pokédex No.
2183
Caught
Jun 30, 2020
Messages
68
Location
Hoenn
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
It/Pokemon
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is not very good at nuzlockes and sucks at grinding and quits nuzlockes when grinding is very very bad.
I summon a Shuckle army and put Stealth Rocks and Sticky Webs all over the settlement.
 

Argentum

My avatar is in fact a dude.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,506
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
A passionate bunch, Argentums are limited by their own minds. Who knows what happens when they break through their mental barriers?
I attempt to unite everybody except LocalHoney under the whole threat of said user’s opium plot in order to come together to gang up on them.
 

Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe) #OnionBoy
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,262
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
Develop Rotom-War Machines
 

EeveeFTW

The man, the myth, the Eevee
Pokédex No.
712
Caught
Aug 23, 2019
Messages
372
Nature
Bold
Pokémon Type
Dragon, Normal
Fantastic game you have here. Be a shame if someone started a totally-not-a-cult.

I shall found a religion that worships guns. All are welcome to join me in worship.
 

JaneWolf

Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
638
Caught
Aug 6, 2019
Messages
166
Build a defensible wall around the settlement to guard against our enemies.

Naming Settlement: Brewster
 

XearnesGeo

The Life Pokemon
Pokédex No.
2183
Caught
Jun 30, 2020
Messages
68
Location
Hoenn
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
It/Pokemon
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is not very good at nuzlockes and sucks at grinding and quits nuzlockes when grinding is very very bad.
when does this turn end
 

sugar heart

nono morikubo is a qt
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
257
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
293
Location
346 pro
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
she/they
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
hello, i like idols.
start something that may or may not be a cult that promotes smoking weed, and run localhoney's opium shenanigans out of business. oh, and how about we name the settlement "this is a settlement. it has people."
 

Fool

I’m too tired for this.
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
782
Location
No.
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Don’t talk to me about BW2, ever. I don’t want to talk about it with you.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #36
Turn Four:​

Use my growing trade routes to funnel opium to the rest of the landmass and get them addicted and weak.

Name: Almaverde
Your settlement's name is officially Almaverde!

[3]: You start to export opium through the bay locations, and while your opium supply spreads, it only makes it to Hobo & Jane's settlement. The settlers must roll to dodge!

[1 for Opium/2 for General Public]: The General Public winds up rejecting the opium, seeing no need for the drug when there is already a nigh endless supply of beer and liquor in the settlement.
[5 for Opium/5 for Hobo]: Hobo tries the Opium but ultimately rejects it simply because he likes beer better and would rather have that.
[1 for Opium/6 for Geo]: Geo takes the Opium and throws it into the ocean out of principle alone.
[3 for Opium/2 for Cirr]: Cirr begins taking Opium for recreational purposes, and ultimately develops a habit of taking opium at least once a day.
[1 for Opium/2 for Eevee]: Eevee rejects the Opium simply because they, like Hobo, enjoy alcohol more.
[6 for Opium/4 for Jane]: Jane becomes incredibly addicted to the Opium and winds up stockpiling a bunch of it, wiping it out within only 2 weeks time. She desperately craves more.


Nah ignore aureum. Xerneas Geo dumped all my beer. IMMA KILL HIM!
[4]: Enraged at Geo's dumping of your beer supply, you charge at them in a rage! Geo must roll to dodge!

[6 for Hobo/5 for Geo]: You take a beer bottle and proceed to stab it into Geo's eye! Geo cries out in pain before passing out, and you have him put in a dungeon under the Casino Bar for his crimes.

I summon a Shuckle army and put Stealth Rocks and Sticky Webs all over the settlement.
[6]: You wake up from your fight in a dungeon, and in your rage, you instead summon the deadly Pokemon God of the Earth, Groudon!


And in its Primal Form no less.
Primal Groudon attempts to use Fissure to Split the continent in two!

[5]: Primal Groudon manages to summon the power to use Fissure! Everyone must roll to dodge!

[2 for Fissure/3 for LocalHoney]: LocalHoney's settlement winds up not being impacted by the Fissure!
[5 for Fissure/4 for Hobo]: Hobo's & Jane's Settlement is hit by the Fissure and Hobo falls down the side, breaking his non-wooden leg.
[4 for Fissure/4 for Geo]: The Fissure hits Hobo & Jane's Settlement, but you manage to avoid it by sticking to the walls of the dungeon, also allowing you to escape!
[1 for Fissure/5 for Aureum]: Aureum punch the ground so hard that the Fissure avoids their fortress.
[1 for Fissure/6 for Cirr]: Using their Rotom Herd, they manage to levitate into the air and completely avoid the fissure.
[6 for Fissure/2 for Eevee]: The Fissure hits Hobo & Jane's Settlement, and you fall deep into the earth. Eevee gravely injured, if they do not get assistance by next turn, they shall permanently die.
[1 for Fissure/2 for Jane]: Jane manages to just barely leap away from the fissure as it forms in her settlement.
[3 for Fissure/4 for Sugar]: Sugar's settlement manages to avoid the destruction brought by Groudon.

Now I have to change the map a bit...

Also Groudon remains around, and is just standing around the settlement.

I attempt to unite everybody except LocalHoney under the whole threat of said user’s opium plot in order to come together to gang up on them.
[4]: You realize that LocalHoney was attempting to poison you and the other settlements with drugs after hearing news of Jane's growing addiction to Opium, you attempt to form an alliance with the other settlements.

[2 for Aureum/4 for Hobo/Jane's Settlement]: Hobo & Jane's Settlement declines as they are both in a situation of great panic and are more focused on rebuilding after Geo's summoning of Groudon.

[3 for Aureum/1 for Sugar's Settlement]: You manage to convince Sugar's Settlement to ally with you against LocalHoney, this act creates the very first country of the continent, which you can name for a free action next turn.

Develop Rotom-War Machines
[3]: You create fire-arms by fusing the Rotom's and Miniaturized Mortars together, you now have rifles.

Fantastic game you have here. Be a shame if someone started a totally-not-a-cult.

I shall found a religion that worships guns. All are welcome to join me in worship.
[2]: You are currently in critical condition, if you don't get assistance by next turn, you will permanently die.

Build a defensible wall around the settlement to guard against our enemies.

Naming Settlement: Brewster
[2]: You wind up too focused on getting away from the fissure in the center of town to build a defensible wall. Your settlement is officially named Brewster now though.


start something that may or may not be a cult that promotes smoking weed, and run localhoney's opium shenanigans out of business. oh, and how about we name the settlement "this is a settlement. it has people."
[3] You start a small religious movement in your settlement that is heavily based around consuming THC, and ultimately you keep your settlement from being even remotely corrupted by localhoney's influence. Also the settlement is now named this is a settlement, it has people.


LocalHoney spread their opium supplies to Brewster, and while mostly rejected, still managed to get Jane and Cirr addicted.
Hobo managed to cut out Geo's eye, but eventually fell into the fissure that was formed by Primal Groudon and broke his another leg.
Geo was arrested by Hobo and placed in a dungeon, where they summoned Primal Groudon, causing a great fissure in Brewster that crippled Hobo and put Eevee in critical condition. The others managed to avoid the damages. Groudon however remains, as a constant threat until it is dealt with.
Aureum managed to convince this is a settlement, it has people. to align with him against LocalHoney's opium trade, creating the first country in the continent.
Cirr creates rifles by fusing Rotoms with miniature mortars, and avoids the fissure by floating with his herd.
Eevee was put in critical condition by the Fissure and will die next turn if they don't receive aid.
Jane escaped the fissure and named the settlement Brewster.
Sugar started a religion in this is a settlement, it has people. based around smoking weed, killing any impact LocalHoney intended to have there. And also named the settlement this is a settlement, it has people.
 
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hobohunter

Just the worst
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
236
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
735
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Water, Dragon
sigh. welp. Nothing I can do now but get drunk and start repairing I guess. Someone else can take care of Groudon.
 

Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe) #OnionBoy
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,262
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
build a groudon control suit
 

XearnesGeo

The Life Pokemon
Pokédex No.
2183
Caught
Jun 30, 2020
Messages
68
Location
Hoenn
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
It/Pokemon
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is not very good at nuzlockes and sucks at grinding and quits nuzlockes when grinding is very very bad.
I choose to plead Groudon to work with me, as I instruct it to build a colossal rock fortress in the settlement. It will be a home for me and Groudon. Groudon will kill anyone who tries to kill me if it obeys.
 

localhoney

the smooth jazz of bastards
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
2002
Caught
May 17, 2020
Messages
285
Location
Miami, FL
Nature
Adamant
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Electric, Poison
Get Groudon addicted to opium.
 

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