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Screenshot Unova Mature Commentary Hack What took so long?- A Pokemon VoltWhite Nuzlocke(Unsuccessful Run)

Which starter should I chose?


  • Total voters
    7
  • Poll closed .
Thread Description
After a long hiatus, Vaporwave-Man decides to go back to doing nuzlockes. Will he succeed? I don't know. They don't pay me enough to tell me.

Vaporwave-Man

IT"S YA BOY, GUZMA
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
1647
Caught
Mar 15, 2020
Messages
94
Location
Name and address withheld.
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Water
Pokédex Entry
Make Sure to Wash Your Hands, Folks.
Hey it's been a while, hasn't it? If you've been wondering what I've been doing since my hiatus, I've played a fuck-ton of games to the point of me just forgetting about this site. I doubt you want to hear about a guy ramble on about his life, you want to see the nuzlocke. Just as a heads up, don't expect new updates on this or the Groundhog Day nuzlocke to be consistent. I don't want to tire myself out. But without any further ado, the rules.
1. I can only catch one Pokemon per area.
2. Any Pokemon that faints is considered dead and should be put in the PC immediately.
3. I must nickname every Pokemon I catch.
As you can tell, for my grand return to these forums, I wanted to start simple. Now let's go.
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Hey professor. Long time no see.
If you are wondering, yes I am playing the Drayano version of Pokemon White. Grinding is going to be my best friend during this adventure.
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I know the perfect name for this adventure.
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Yes, this is a reference to a Caddicarus video. Why do you ask?

Kinda wish I could have put Bumfacef for the complete reference.
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Why do you look so confused about my name? Can't you tell that is the most glorious name in existance?🗿
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DON'T START BACKTRACKING NOW.
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There goes Bianca. Tune in to find out more about the wacky high-jinks of Bianca.
Let's just go and choose my Pokemon.
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This is a weird note for a giftbox but hey. The creator has got to plug his name in somehow.
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I get to chose between a snek,
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Roasted ham,
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Or a sad otter.
Which one of these should I chose? Answer in the poll. That's it for this episode and I will see ya later.
 
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Electro

Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
928
Caught
Oct 22, 2019
Messages
379
Nature
Adamant
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Fighting
Great to have you back!

PICK TEPIG
 

celebrandas

Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
855
Caught
Oct 3, 2019
Messages
51
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
  1. Ice
  2. Steel
My vote is Oshawott because Samurott is one of my favorite fully evolved starters.
 

Vaporwave-Man

IT"S YA BOY, GUZMA
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
1647
Caught
Mar 15, 2020
Messages
94
Location
Name and address withheld.
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Water
Pokédex Entry
Make Sure to Wash Your Hands, Folks.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #4
Great to have you back!

PICK TEPIG
Thanks for the feedback. Unfortunately, my starter is decided from the poll.
My vote is Oshawott because Samurott is one of my favorite fully evolved starters.
Ok. I'll just include this into the results because you didn't vote in the poll.
Nice to see everyone's welcoming me back. Now let's get on with the show.
There were 2 votes for Oshawott(including celebrandas), 2 votes for Tepig, and 4 votes for Snivy. You know what that means.
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I'm a snake.
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This actually isn't the worst thing in the world. Contrary will help with dealing with does defense dropping ass-holes and even if I don't get Contrary, this does get Coil later on in the game. Plus it's the fastest of the starters so that will give me a head-start(I'll be here all day with these puns).
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Have you seen the size of Emboar?
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Welp, this is going to be a rough start.
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These 2 fights were just spamming tackle until the cows come home. Nothing much to see here.
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Neutral nature is nice but Snivy, stop staring at me like that.
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Jesus. How big is my backpack?
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Man this really makes me wish I could go outside more often.
As for tradition in RPGs, I will just break into Bianca's house to see what she's been doing.
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Never-mind. I don't want to see anymore of this.
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snivy.gif
: I'm a snake.
Yeah, shut the fuck up. If I manage to get into a fight with a legendary, your ass is on the line(now you know why this is rated mature).
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: As long as we follow the paths the developers want's us to go down. YAY. LINEARITY.
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Great. More things I'm probably not going to use.
Ok, so now that I've got the pokeballs(got them offscreen), the nuzlocke has now begun.
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This is just a plain-ass dog.
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In all seriousness, I love Stoutland. It's no Staraptor, but it's close enough in stats to be useful, even in the late-game.
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It's also got a really solid nature. I have a feeling this guy is going to be useful.
lillipup.gif
: I'm a girl.
You will always be a guy in my heart.
Before I wrap things up, here's some bios for the Pokemon I caught so far(yes, I am going to be putting personalities on my Pokemon)
SNEK the Snivy
snivy.gif

Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Nature: Docile
Defining Trait(s): Really likes pretending he's an actual snake.
Likes: Being a snake
Dislikes: Zangoose
Strong Point: Can go really fast
Weak Point: Can't do shit against Steel types

SUCH POWER the Lillipup
lillipup.gif

Status: Alive
Gender: Female
Nature: Hasty
Defining Trait(s): A massive feminist who really likes people to know that she is, in fact, a woman.
Likes: Female Empowerment
Dislikes: People confusing her for a guy
Strong Point: Has really strong attacks
Weak Point: Can be taken down with a simple punch to the face.
That's it for this chapter. Thank you so much for reading and take care.
 
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Trollkitten

Kitten of Lore
Artist
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
208
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,999
Location
Gatto Region
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
She/her, Aetherai Lorekeeper
Pokémon Type
  1. Fairy
  2. Clever
Pokédex Entry
Autistic writer who starts more things than she finishes. Hyper asexual Twitch Plays Pokemon lorewriter. Rather be a happy shill than an angry critic.
Best snek.

Something tells me that Such Power is going to have some problems with her trainer throughout the course of the adventure...
 

Jackdaw991

Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
702
Caught
Aug 21, 2019
Messages
31
Nature
Quirky
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Psychic
This run I don't even know if I can take it seriously and I love it. Can't wait to see more. :)
 

celebrandas

Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
855
Caught
Oct 3, 2019
Messages
51
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
  1. Ice
  2. Steel
I have no idea how I missed the poll, but I did... thanks for including my vote!
 

Vaporwave-Man

IT"S YA BOY, GUZMA
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
1647
Caught
Mar 15, 2020
Messages
94
Location
Name and address withheld.
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Water
Pokédex Entry
Make Sure to Wash Your Hands, Folks.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #8
Best snek.

Something tells me that Such Power is going to have some problems with her trainer throughout the course of the adventure...
We'll see.
This run I don't even know if I can take it seriously and I love it. Can't wait to see more. :)
Thanks. Honestly, I don't even know if I can take this run seriously.
I have no idea how I missed the poll, but I did... thanks for including my vote!
Your welcome. Maybe I should have said either vote in the poll or comment down below.
Now let's get on with the show, shall we.
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3 episodes in and I already lost my starter. UGH.
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And there goes this run. But wait. There is always a retry.
I'm still named BUMFACE for this run, but I'm going to choose a different starter. Which starter is it?
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The only starter I haven't used in a VoltWhite run. This is good because Oshawott is my favorite out of the starters.
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LET'S FUCKING GO. Now I don't have to deal with Pokemon trying to put it to sleep all the goddamn time. Though I do wonder how Oshawott stays awake.
oshawott.gif
: It's all about the coffee, man.
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oshawott.gif
: THE COFFEE!
(Credit to Sapphire Luna for this image)
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OH COME ON. WHY DOES THIS GUY GET CONTRARY?
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: It's all about RNG manipulation.
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Apart from that, the battles went alright with some very close calls.
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Nice to see you have a physical attack lowering nature when your first move is a physical attack.
oshawott.gif
: Come on, man. Do I look like a fit motherfucker?
I guess you do have a point there. Let's just head to my mom.
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Yeah. All children. Except for Nurse Joys, royalty, and people who's fathers just hate Pokemon in general.
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This oshawott's name is Juan Ortiz though some call him Johnny.
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My first catch is a bird. It's no Starly, but I'll take it.
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pidgey.gif
: OBJECTION.
Wait, what.
pidgey.gif
: You can't name me Phoenix because I AM NOT A PHOENIX.
I name you what I want, when I want. Do you really want to end up in the box?
pidgey.gif
: . . .
I thought so.
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WHY DO I ALWAYS GET ATTACK LOWERING NATURES? At least I got 2 decent moves to use this time for grinding.
In the next episode, you will see the fruits of me just grinding for a long ass time.
And now for the updated bios.
SNEK the Snivy
snivy.gif

Status: Dead
Gender: Male
Nature: Docile
Defining Trait(s): Really likes pretending he's an actual snake.
Likes: Being a snake
Dislikes: Zangoose
Strong Point: Can go really fast
Weak Point: Can't do shit against Steel types
Catch Phrase: "I'm a snake."
SUCH POWER the Lillipup
lillipup.gif

Status: Dead
Gender: Female
Nature: Hasty
Defining Trait(s): A massive feminist who really likes people to know that she is, in fact, a woman.
Likes: Female Empowerment
Dislikes: People confusing her for a guy
Strong Point: Has really strong attacks
Weak Point: Can be taken down with a simple punch to the face.
Catch Phrase: "WE GOT THE POWER!"

Juan Ortiz the Oshawott
oshawott.gif

Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Defining Trait(s): A coffee addict with a fuck ton of goofiness and earnesty.
Likes: Coffee
Dislike: Being taken off of coffee.
Strong Point: Could potentially destroy the world with enough coffee
Weak Point: Can't do shit without coffee
Catch Phrase: "Do I look like a fit motherfucker?"

Phoenix the Pidgey
pidgey.gif

Status: Alive
Gender: Female
Defining Trait: Always acts like she's an attorney.
Likes: Things being in order
Dislikes: People controlling her
Strong Point: Has a massive brain
Weak Point: Has a massive brain
Catch Phrase: "OBJECTION!"
Thank y'all for reading and take care.
 
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Trollkitten

Kitten of Lore
Artist
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
208
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,999
Location
Gatto Region
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
She/her, Aetherai Lorekeeper
Pokémon Type
  1. Fairy
  2. Clever
Pokédex Entry
Autistic writer who starts more things than she finishes. Hyper asexual Twitch Plays Pokemon lorewriter. Rather be a happy shill than an angry critic.
Gender: Female
Defining Trait: Always acts like he's an attorney.
Um... pronouns?

Sorry to hear you got a TPK, I was really looking forward to where your team was headed. Hopefully this new team will fare much better!
 

Electro

Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
928
Caught
Oct 22, 2019
Messages
379
Nature
Adamant
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Fighting
And there goes this run. But wait. There is always a retry.
Y'know, it's been a while since I read one of your runs. I forgot how fast you update. I did not, in fact, have a bit longer to comment on that update.

cheren.png
<img src="/forum/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fplay.pokemonshowdown.com%2Fsprites%2Ftrainers%2Fcheren.png&hash=fe34e830e8ea82ed8448b75346d51be3" data-url="http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/trainers/cheren.png" class="bbImage" data-zoom-target="1" style="" /> : It's all about RNG manipulation.
Cheren hacker confirmed.

pidgey.gif
<img src="/forum/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fplay.pokemonshowdown.com%2Fsprites%2Fgen5ani%2Fpidgey.gif&hash=067bdae373e84226c14c1c51fa064973" data-url="http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/gen5ani/pidgey.gif" class="bbImage" data-zoom-target="1" style="" /> : OBJECTION.
I understood that reference!
 

celebrandas

Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
855
Caught
Oct 3, 2019
Messages
51
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
  1. Ice
  2. Steel
The only starter I haven't used in a VoltWhite run. This is good because Oshawott is my favorite out of the starters.

Team Oshawott for the win! Hopefully he doesn't die anytime soon because Samurott is one of the coolest fully evolved starters.
 

Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe) #OnionBoy
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,333
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
  1. Ghost
  2. Normal
  3. Cute
  4. ???
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
run the second looking slightly better than the first

good luck!
 

DestinyDragonGS

DRAGON INSTALL!!!!
Pokédex No.
455
Caught
Jul 9, 2019
Messages
436
Nature
Relaxed
Pokémon Type
  1. Electric
  2. Dragon
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is very relaxed and enjoys analyzing things. This Pokemon is also quick to snark at anything that gives it an opportunity
I see you are also a fan of SomeCallMeJohnny. Well that wipe didn't take long good like with round 2.
 

Vaporwave-Man

IT"S YA BOY, GUZMA
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
1647
Caught
Mar 15, 2020
Messages
94
Location
Name and address withheld.
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Water
Pokédex Entry
Make Sure to Wash Your Hands, Folks.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #14
Um... pronouns?
That was a fuck up due to me not thinking at the time.
Team Oshawott for the win! Hopefully he doesn't die anytime soon because Samurott is one of the coolest fully evolved starters.
I like the Oshawott line as well but not because of Samurott. It's because Oshawott is cute and Dewott is cool. If you couldn't tell, I'm not big on Samurott.
Y'know, it's been a while since I read one of your runs. I forgot how fast you update. I did not, in fact, have a bit longer to comment on that update.
It's mainly due to how much free-time I currently have. Gotta spend it somehow.
run the second looking slightly better than the first

good luck!
Thanks for the encouragement.
I see you are also a fan of SomeCallMeJohnny.
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Honestly, I chose that name for Oshawott because I made a joke about Oshawott liking coffee and Johnny likes coffee so there you go.
Enough chit-chat, let's get on with the show.
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Phoenix. Juan. Y'all ready for a little training.
pidgey.gif
: HOLD IT. Why do we need to train? We're already at level 7. 1 level above N's Pokemon
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:Yeah. What he said.
Phoenix. This is Volt White. Anything can happen.
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Why did it suddenly change seasons on me? I mean I'm not complaining but it's kinda odd.
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: CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!!!!.
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Remember that time I got frustrated trying to train a Hoothoot. And then it saved my ass. Good times.
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I think level 9 is a good level for the N battle.
oshawott.gif
and
pidgey.gif
: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Y'all had to be prepared. Otherwise, y'all wouldn't stand a chance.
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Why does everyone have such big foreheads?
cheren.png
: Come on. Have you not heard of the big forehead club?
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: Yeah. That all the rage in Unova.
Guess what. I don't give a shit.
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Gee. Thanks for this totally legit Liberty pass that I totally didn't hack in. ;)
cheren.png
: Hey. Hacking's my thing.
Do I look like I give a fuck, Cheren?
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: I've come to make an announcement. Human bad. Pokemon Good.
Everyone: . . .
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: Ok. BYE.
Well that was pointless.
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NOTHING.
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It was saying what?
n.png
: Ah. You don't know? I guess not everyone get's the chance to be an expert in reading Pokemon's minds.
What are you talking about?
n.png
: Yes.
. . .
n.png
: Are we going to fight or what? I have a dentists appointment at 11:00 am.
Sure. Why not?
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Now I know what my Pokemon were saying. They were saying get the hell away from me.
n.png
: Ugh. At least I still have my psychic degree.
psychic.png
: N. You're fired.
n.png
: WHY IS THIS WORLD OUT FOR ME?
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I wonder what's on the TV.
What's on the tv:

oshawott.gif
: Come on. Why are they showing me on the tv?
Wait a minute. You were a human before?
oshawott.gif
: Yes. Then some mystery dungeon shit happened and now I'm with some asshole who doesn't even have a coffee machine.
Then why are they showing you as a human on the tv right now?
oshawott.gif
: I, um.
pidgey.gif
: I hate to break up the exposition, but we have battles to fight. Can we move on.
You're right. Let's go.
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Thanks for the shoes, mom.
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patrat.gif
: AH. INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! SECURITY! Oh wait, there's no-one else here to help me.
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Gotcha.
patrat.gif
: What is this place? It's like a black hole meets a plastic ball.
oshawott.gif
: Meh. You get used to it.
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patrat.gif
: Anyways, the name's Ted and I'll be on the lookout for anyone that seems dangerous.
pidgey.gif
: We could certainly use a Pokemon like you in these times.
patrat.gif
: Thanks.
Welcome to the team, Ted.
And now for our new UPDATED BIOS.
SNEK the Snivy
snivy.gif

Status: Dead
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Nature: Docile
Defining Trait(s): Really likes pretending he's an actual snake.
Likes: Being a snake
Dislikes: Zangoose
Strong Point: Can go really fast
Weak Point: Can't do shit against Steel types
Catch Phrase: "I'm a snake."
SUCH POWER the Lillipup
lillipup.gif

Status: Dead
Gender: Female
Gender: She/Her
Nature: Hasty
Defining Trait(s): A massive feminist who really likes people to know that she is, in fact, a woman.
Likes: Female Empowerment
Dislikes: People confusing her for a guy
Strong Point: Has really strong attacks
Weak Point: Can be taken down with a simple punch to the face.
Catch Phrase: "WE GOT THE POWER!"
Juan Ortiz the Oshawott
oshawott.gif

Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Defining Trait(s): A coffee addict with a fuck ton of goofiness and earnesty.
Likes: Coffee
Dislike: Being taken off of coffee
Strong Point: Could potentially destroy the world with enough coffee
Weak Point: Can't do shit without coffee
Catch Phrase: "Do I look like a fit motherfucker?"
Phoenix the Pidgey
pidgey.gif

Status: Alive
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Defining Trait(s): Always acts like she's an attorney
Likes: Things being in order
Dislikes: People controlling her
Strong Point: Has a massive brain
Weak Point: Has a massive brain
Catch Phrase: "OBJECTION!"
Ted the Patrat
patrat.gif

Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Defining Trait(s): Watches over everyone and everything.
Likes: Things being protected
Dislikes: Thieves
Strong Point: Has very good vision
Weak Point: Is really paranoid
Catch Phrase: "INTRUDER ALERT!"
Thanks for reading.
 
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Electro

Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
928
Caught
Oct 22, 2019
Messages
379
Nature
Adamant
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Fighting
Phoenix. This is Volt White. Anything can happen.
And it's usually bad for you.

Remember that time I got frustrated trying to train a Hoothoot. And then it saved my ass. Good times.
Hoothoot BEST BIRB!

cheren.png
<img src="/forum/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fplay.pokemonshowdown.com%2Fsprites%2Ftrainers%2Fcheren.png&hash=fe34e830e8ea82ed8448b75346d51be3" data-url="http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/trainers/cheren.png" class="bbImage" data-zoom-target="1" style="" /> : Hey. Hacking's my thing.
Hackerman!

n.png
<img src="/forum/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fplay.pokemonshowdown.com%2Fsprites%2Ftrainers%2Fn.png&hash=b28a74cffd9ea524a519b4970e0a1d3b" data-url="http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/trainers/n.png" class="bbImage" data-zoom-target="1" style="" /> : WHY IS THIS WORLD OUT FOR ME?
Because you may or may not be the leader of an evil organization.
 

DestinyDragonGS

DRAGON INSTALL!!!!
Pokédex No.
455
Caught
Jul 9, 2019
Messages
436
Nature
Relaxed
Pokémon Type
  1. Electric
  2. Dragon
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is very relaxed and enjoys analyzing things. This Pokemon is also quick to snark at anything that gives it an opportunity
ghetsis-gen5bw.png
: "I've come to make an announcement! Humans are bitchass mother-"

Okay I'll stop. Things are looking good so far at least.
 

Vaporwave-Man

IT"S YA BOY, GUZMA
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
1647
Caught
Mar 15, 2020
Messages
94
Location
Name and address withheld.
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Water
Pokédex Entry
Make Sure to Wash Your Hands, Folks.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #17
Hoothoot BEST BIRB!
I mean I guess. I just had bad feelings with it due to it being hard to train.
Okay I'll stop. Things are looking good so far at least.
Thanks and I appreciate the Alfred announcement parody. I was going to do that but I realized it was overused as hell.
Enough talk. Let's go.
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You fools! Thanks for the money.
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oshawott.gif
: We know you can jump off of ledges. Can we please just get to the next city now? I'm tired of useless NPCs that don't do shit.
Ok. Ok. We'll get right to it.
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These people must be really bored.
patrat.gif
: AHEM.
Alright. Sorry.
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Not you again.
The battle wasn't difficult. Moving on.
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We're in a city now.
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: Yeah. No shit.
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: While you were busy just wailing about, I was learning more about hacking.
I'm pretty sure just staring at a billboard isn't the best way to learn how to hack.
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: SHUT UP!
Okay. Jesus.
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: . . .Battle
What?
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: I said BATTLE.
A couple minutes later,
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: Ugh, I've been defeated. Here, take this HM I hacked in.
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Uh, thanks?
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: You're welcome. And be prepared to l̴̤̿a̸̬̅s̸̛̪s̸͔̐ ̸̥̄d̶͚͝i̴̠͐r̴͈̕ ̵̰̃i̵̧̓n̶̺̽ ̵͇̿d̸̍͜e̶̝͒n̸̳̽ ̴͈͝Ḁ̸͠ŗ̴̈́s̸͔̃c̵̨͠h̶̙̏ ̷̜̈́ẗ̵̙r̷͂ͅe̸͍͛t̶̨̊e̸͋͜n̴̎ͅ.
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:. . .WHAT?
Same, man. Same
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: What is even going on, anymore?
I DON'T KNOW.
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: Let's just train for the next gym battle.
Agreed.
SNEK the Snivy
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Status: Dead
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Nature: Docile
Defining Trait(s): Really likes pretending he's an actual snake.
Likes: Being a snake
Dislikes: Zangoose
Strong Point: Can go really fast
Weak Point: Can't do shit against Steel types
Catch Phrase: "I'm a snake."
SUCH POWER the Lillipup
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Status: Dead
Gender: Female
Gender: She/Her
Nature: Hasty
Defining Trait(s): A massive feminist who really likes people to know that she is, in fact, a woman.
Likes: Female Empowerment
Dislikes: People confusing her for a guy
Strong Point: Has really strong attacks
Weak Point: Can be taken down with a simple punch to the face.
Catch Phrase: "WE GOT THE POWER!"
Juan Ortiz the Oshawott
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Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Defining Trait(s): A coffee addict with a fuck ton of goofiness and earnesty.
Likes: Coffee
Dislike: Being taken off of coffee
Strong Point: Could potentially destroy the world with enough coffee
Weak Point: Can't do shit without coffee
Catch Phrase: "Do I look like a fit motherfucker?"
Phoenix the Pidgey
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Status: Alive
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Defining Trait(s): Always acts like she's an attorney
Likes: Things being in order
Dislikes: People controlling her
Strong Point: Has a massive brain
Weak Point: Has a massive brain
Catch Phrase: "OBJECTION!"
Ted the Patrat
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Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Defining Trait(s): Watches over everyone and everything.
Likes: Things being protected
Dislikes: Thieves
Strong Point: Has very good vision
Weak Point: Is really paranoid
Catch Phrase: "INTRUDER ALERT!"
 

Electro

Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
928
Caught
Oct 22, 2019
Messages
379
Nature
Adamant
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Fighting
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<img src="/forum/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fplay.pokemonshowdown.com%2Fsprites%2Ftrainers%2Fcheren.png&hash=fe34e830e8ea82ed8448b75346d51be3" data-url="http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/trainers/cheren.png" class="bbImage" data-zoom-target="1" style="" /> : Ugh, I've been defeated. Here, take this HM I hacked in
Can you prove that all HM's aren't made by hackers? They're called hidden machines for a reason.

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<img src="/forum/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fplay.pokemonshowdown.com%2Fsprites%2Ftrainers%2Fcheren.png&hash=fe34e830e8ea82ed8448b75346d51be3" data-url="http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/trainers/cheren.png" class="bbImage" data-zoom-target="1" style="" /> : While you were busy just wailing about, I was learning more about hacking.
Whilst you ran about in the tall grass, I studied the blade.
 

Jackdaw991

Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
702
Caught
Aug 21, 2019
Messages
31
Nature
Quirky
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Psychic
Ayyy I'm not the only one who had a team wipe! I mean, I'm sorry you had to restart but at least the new team are looking cool :)
 

Vaporwave-Man

IT"S YA BOY, GUZMA
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
1647
Caught
Mar 15, 2020
Messages
94
Location
Name and address withheld.
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Water
Pokédex Entry
Make Sure to Wash Your Hands, Folks.
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Can you prove that all HM's aren't made by hackers? They're called hidden machines for a reason.
Counter Point: In many regions, HM's are needed to get out of town. If they are hidden, then that means getting out of town would be a pain in the ass. But seriously, you do bring up a good point.
Ayyy I'm not the only one who had a team wipe! I mean, I'm sorry you had to restart but at least the new team are looking cool :)
Thanks. I just hope this Patrat is useful for being more than just an HM Slave.
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: Hey!
I mean being an HM Slave does take a lot of work to do so you're fine.
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: Oh.
Sorry about being gone for so long(like I said, updates aren't going to be as consistent as before), but I ended up forgetting about this for a while.
And now, onto our feature presentation.
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What is this "we" you are talking about? I only know of Wii.
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Cool, a fire move. Now if only I had something to teach it to.
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Before we get to that, we got a new pokemon on our hands. Please say hello to Natu.
Everyone: *claps loudly*
What have you got to say, Natu.
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: R̶a̷e̸n̴ ̴s̵i̸ ̷g̸n̸i̵n̸o̵k̴c̴e̷r̵ ̴f̵o̸ ̷y̵a̵d̶ ̴e̷h̵t̵
Welp. Because of Natu's d̸e̵m̶o̷n̷i̴c̵ ̸h̸o̷r̶r̴o̸r̶, the game crashed on me. Tune in next time to see me repeat this process all over again. Joy.
Pokemon bios haven't changed so refer to my last post if you want information on these pokemon.
 

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