WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

[fractale]

do you remember the watermelon game in tapatalk forums? i did just now, and i am reviving it now; with a clean page.

Rules:

Poster One, who is me, uses something that would destroy watermelon in normal circumstances.

Poster Two will make watermelon not destroyed by previous poster's, (which is poster one, which is me) action. then, they do something that would destroy the watermelon which they protected.

Players after two will do the same thing the two would do, make watermelon not destroyed by previous action; then try to destroy it themselves.

LETS START THIS SHOW WITH A CLASSIC: I Try to cut the watermelon into pieces with the longest and sharpest knife in the kitchen

 

[Hydrochlorinate]

I coat the watermelon in steel, so the knife breaks. I put the watermelon in the oven.

 

[mondograss]

I start a power outage, so the oven can't turn on. I take the watermelon out of the oven and drop an anvil on it.

 

[mewstein]

I teleport the watermelon to the moon, where the anvil is only 16% of it's original weight. I seed the moon with a highly virulent watermelon-loving bacteria.

 

[Ketsuba~n]

The bacteria dies due to the moon's different atmosphere.

I put the watermelon into a guillotine.

 

[TheTRUEgge]

I replace the guilotine’s angled blade with a flat one, reducing its effectiveness

I throw the watermelon in lava

 

[Browncow45]

It's room temperatue lava, so it's already hardened.

I tie the watermelon to the railroad tracks.

 

[mewstein]

I sprinkle some leaves onto the tracks, causing all train services in the area to be instantly cancelled.

I then conjure a hungry, watermelon-loving hippo into the scene.

 

[Tsugumi Hazawa]

The hippo was blocked by the reinforced fences around the railroad, unable to get close to the watermelon.

And I kick the watermelon into the sky, coming into the way of a bird.

 

[TheTRUEgge]

Luckily, the bird carries it to safety and it doesn’t get smashed.

unluckily, someone pushes it into a vat of boiling acid!

 

[Browncow45]

When the vat is drained, the watermelon has a new super power!

Unfortunately, that power is the ability to self destruct on impact.

 

[mondograss]

I send in a Hidden Ability Parasect with Damp to nullify the explosion.

However, the Parasect uses Bug Bite, which is effective because the watermelon is technically a berry!

 

[Argentum]

Unfortunately, I already used Thief to nab the watermelon!

However, I have tied it down on some tracks front of a quickly approaching train!

 

[fractale]

i am happy to see this destructive game got enough attention.

ehem... did ya checked which rails you put that watermelon? cause the train didnt on the set of rails where watermelon is.

i use another train that can go at 150 KmpH that is on the rails which watermelon is on it to smash watermelon.

 

[Browncow45]

I pull the lever, switching the train onto another track.

I cut the watermelon open with a circular saw.

 

[mewstein]

I shrink the circular sawblade down to the size of a penny.

I inject the watermelon with nitrogen triiodide and hit it with a hammer.

 

[TheTRUEgge]

Your hammer absorbs all the triiodide, leading to... something bad happening to it. Probably.

I chuck the watermelon into the ocean

 

[Argentum]

Are you sure about that one chief? Because that “watermelon” you threw in the ocean actually was a cantaloupe painted like a watermelon!

I attach the watermelon to a rocket heading to space.

 

[Ketsuba~n]

The rocket gets clogged and runs out of fuel before it can launch.

I toss the watermelon into an active volcano.

 

[mewstein]

I replace the lava with molten chocolate.

I set up a small business selling chocolate-coated watermelon to passing tourists as a front to my current money laundering scheme.