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omg this is kinda wild guys fr!!! #endoftheworld #geosenge #teamflaredeclaration #yolo
I remember the first time I played this I was so worried about the houses but I guess they were always doorless and empty from the start lmao
Whoaaaa you mean that sketchy "ancient artifact" with a rock covering a door is actually their base??? No way!!!!!!!!!
Awww Cal's here! Let's go, buddy!!!
WAIT. CAL AND I ARE TOGETHER TALKING TO LYSANDRE. IS THIS THE SCENE...................
At least Lysandre apologizes for the weapon still being activated after I deactivated it. Classy. "Things don't always go the way you want" LOL OKAY BOOMER
"The only way to eliminate conflict and theft is to reduce the number of living things" sgnjkdgnskj jesus christ dude
AHAHAHAAHAHGKDNGKSGNSKGNS I DIDN'T REMEMBER THAT THERE WAS AN ACTUAL FULL-ON TEAR ANIMATION. IT WAS LIKE THE SIZE OF HIS FACE
"Why... are you crying?" "Pokemon............................."
Dude I'm about to cry from laughter I'm so glad that I forgot this would happen
This guy seriously said he's going to eradicate EVERY SINGLE POKEMON because he doesn't want risk
humans exploiting them MY GUY YOU GOTTA GET A GRIP!!!!
Oh, right, this is the part where he battles me, then he puts on crazy Inspector Gadget equipment, then battles me again but he's better somehow. That's some Chobin logic right there.
Oh good, he gave his Murkrow a Dusk Stone like I asked him to! Very kind. Thank you for the exp.
GDNSKGSNHGKIDSNGKSD THE ADMIN JUST SAID "THE LEGENDARY POKEMON IS AT THE END OF THIS CORRIDOR" AND THE GRUNT GIRL STRAIGHT-UP WAS LIKE "WHY DID YOU TELL THEM THAT WHAT KIND OF MORON-"
CAL! You are UNDERLEVELED! My GUY!!!!
The grunt with no filter was like "You're strong but your teamwork is lacking!" and I'm like "No it's not!!! >:(" as I use Earthquake in spite of my partner's Meowstic being on the field
SHAUNAAAA!!! 😭 She's like "I know I'll just hold you back but friends should stick together!!" GIRLLLLL
Oh good, I was worried they weren't ACTUALLY going to have her be helpful here, but!!! Not only is Shauna being useful, but she's using that puzzle-solving device that she mentioned before!! My low expectations have been exceeded. lmao the device broke instantly though. Poor Clemont.
Sooooo uuuuhhhh... what's Yveltal's deal? Dark and flying? Okay. That's kinda... not good for my team LOL but I'll just... send out Consequence and if she's in trouble, I have a Master Ball.
BRUH WH- THEY JUST CUT INSTANTLY TO LIKE SEVEN ADMINS JUST. THERE. FROM NOWHERE. HUH???
I HAVE TO BATTLE FOUR MORE ADMINS???? UUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH
Welp, Yveltal's awake now!! C'mon, Consequence, do your Ice Fang thi- BITCH JUST DISABLED MY ICE FANG!!!
Uh, okay, guess I can switch to Apple? It's a bit precarious but with some heals, I can Dragon Claw it... And the bird goes down!!
Oh. Oh I HAVE to catch Yveltal. Oh. LOL. OKAY. GUESS I WILL, THEN. Might as well put Comparison in front so I can be ready for the Lysandre battle HAHA. Master Ball GO!
"Yveltal looks like it wants to help" GSNDKGSNGS this bird really got phoenix down'd then went "WOW FUCK THESE GUYS, LET'S FUCK 'EM UP"
The game REALLY wanted to make sure I didn't want to add Yveltal to my party. Sorry, plot, them's the rules.
gDNGSKGNSGKS LYSANDRE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT!!!! ShAUNA AHAHAH SHE REALLY WAS LIKE "WTF IS WITH THAT OUTFIT"
"I'll be taking that Pokemon back now" THE BIRD IS IN CYBERSPACE, MY FRIEND
This battle goes exactly the same as the last two times I battled him except that I use Dealer for Mega Gyarados instead!
OH MY GOD IT GOT A CRIT OUTRAGE AND NEARLY KILLED DEALER!! But then EFFECT SPORE PUT HIM TO SLEEP AAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA GET FUCKEDDDDD!! YOU ROCK, MY LITTLE FUNGUS FRIEND
Shauna coming in with the FRIENDSHIP SPEECH! She's like "Uhhh so you used mega evolution so Gyarados has a bond with you and shared its power, right?" POINT.
"The ultimate weapon is a flower that bloomed to no avail... Just like me..." Oh my god shut UP you dramatic TODDLER
Oh nooooo despite our best efforts, the nuke was still launched! We're all going to- oh, wait, it fell and blew itself up. Lmaoooo
All of us are okay!! Dexio and Sina and Tierno and Trevor are here too!! They were also helping out. Good!! And The Defenders of Kalos destroyed the machine that Lysandre was using to spy on people's phone calls. The true heroes!!!
AHAHA not Trevs being like "Oh so Team Flare's GONE gone now, right? So I can go back to filling up my Pokedex?" LMAO
JESUS CHRIST AZ YOU GOTTA STOP APPEARING LIKE THAT
Oh lol awkward. Sycamore called like "So uh.. you gotta minute? Let's talk in Couriway Town" gsnjgs........
WOW ROUTE 18 OKAY POP OFF. I have NO memory of this OST but it is really good! Perfect for post-legendary-evil-team-plot!
My encounter is... a Gurdurr. :') I'm... actually gonna skip this encounter. Hopefully I don't regret that!! I just don't want to risk kicking off my psychic type for a second pure-fighting type haha
Dude WHAT is going on with this Terminus Cave route?
Oh my god my encounter is a PUPITAR?? Okay I would be STUPID to pass this one up. A bit of a pain to catch but I got him! His name is... Description! Haven't I also gotten that name? Yeah, it was my Crobat from my last ORAS run!! But the name puts it on my team so I can't just change it lmao. Description lives on in Kalos!!
I swear, the number of times I've gone "This catch'll be fine actually, what's the likelihood of it actually having a team name?" and the randomizer going "fuck you actually" is way higher than I would've expected. Good thing I didn't catch that Gurdurr lmao. Damn, I'm gonna miss Disk. She was SO GOOD.
But also, pseudo-legendary. So. Y'know. (Unfortunately, I just checked and the mega stone is postgame only and also only in X lmao. Too OP)
GodDAMNIT. THREE SECONDS after I have to box Disk, I have to battle fighting types... I tried to use Comparison to one-shot a Conkeldurr but IT BARELY LIVED THEN A STONE EDGE KILLED HER. NOOOOOOO
That is SO distressing. The first death of the run!!! D: That was so stupid of me aaaaaaa. I was TEN LEVELS HIGHER!!!
Well, uh... I... guess Disk is back! And I... lost my flier. Again. Sigh. I really
need to stop sending my fliers into risky situations.
Uuuuugh Terminus Cave SUUUCKS why is it SO LONG
Wait wh- I found the entrance to what I think is Zygarde- but I can't-
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO LMAO I'M LOST
I got so lost that I had to use an escape rope. Then I... found the stairs that go down to the rest of the route. I did all that for NO REASON LMAO. I mean, it was good experience, at least??? Even if it killed my bird???????
Sycamore is literally apologizing on behalf of Lysandre
and says he's
partially responsible because he didn't have a conversation about the man's ego. Amazing. Sycamore, PLEASE think better of yourself oh my god
Wh- OH! I guess I'm battling Sycamore! OKAY!!! After the battle he says he hid something for me to find. What the fuck, dude. After not being able to find it and looking at Serebii, I'm PRETTY sure I need Surf to get to it. Welp.
Wow I am looking at Route 19 Pokemon and I don't want ANY of them to replace Disk. ... And DEFINITELY not with a Shelmet lmao.
Ah! Shauna's challenging me to a battle! Neat!!! Isn't this, like, our first battle since the beginning of the game? Her Greninja is spamming Double Team. Don't make me mad at you, Shauna! Eventually I get through and win haha
And now Description's a fuckin' Tyranitar! Yay!!!
Oh, Tierno and Trevor are here now too! Oh, are we Boss Rushing? Okay, fine with me!
We all have a cute conversation about how they think I'm REALLY cool for saving the world and stuff and they wanted to battle me in an attempt to get to know me better. Aww! Apparently Calem got tired of constantly battling me and went back to Shalour to train with the mega guru. That's a little more useful than just throwing Pokemon at me constantly in the hopes that you win eventually lol
Apparently he also said something cheesy like "Friends are still friends even when we're apart" and I'm imagining he just said that to Shauna because she was like sobbing at him and he's like "girl it's okay i swear, we have phones, don't worry"
And now we're in Snowbelle!
Huh. I just met an NPC who said "I've got a kid who's right around the same age as you. He just set off from Vaniville Town on a journey of his own recently..." Hmmmm. Maybe THAT'S another reason why Calem didn't come with us to Snowbelle gnsjkgsn
Awwwww Pokemon Village!!! It's a secret place for abandoned and directionless Pokemon :c They have gifts for me aawwww
I caught a Gothorita! His name is Recipe. I guess I should also catch one in the woods on the way back. If I can find something that isn't an Amoonguss, that is.
Awww a Jigglypuff! Sure!! Her name is Introduction!
Pfffff I keep running into secrets that I can't get to because I don't have surf. RIP. I might go back and have Disk get to all the Cut secrets at once because one of her moves is a TM.
My Route 21 encounter is Ursaring. Unfortunately that adds NOTHING to my team so I will not risk catching it lol.
Ahahaha oh my god this FINAL ROUTE seriously has CUT PUZZLES. That is MEAN.
Omg wait Tyranitar can learn Surf??? Yeah I'm gonna go around and do some puzzles I've missed.
GUYS they block Rock Slide AND Stone Edge behind WATERFALL, which I need the ICE BADGE TO USE. C'MONNNNN
gnskjgdnskgjs I'm in the gym now and my eyes got SO wide when the ENTIRE GYM'S WALLS SHIFTED
Oh OKAY. GOOD. Description's learning Stone Edge! Phew! Rock Tomb's not TERRIBLE but, y'know.
Oh, sure, when I
use Stone Edge, it misses, but when a fighting type uses it again my flying/fire type, it hits. NATURALLY.
Wulfric battle time!!! Childhood uses Fake Out on the Abomasnow and gets a CRIT which I honestly don't know if I've EVER accomplished lol. Then a Drain Punch gets the win! I'm gonna keep him out against Cryogonal too.
And now I'm sending Description out against Avalugg to get rid of Hail :) Aw, Stone Edge only did about 2/3 health so it got a Curse out. Fortunately the second Stone Edge hits and KOs!
And there's my eighth badge!!!!
Okay this episode ended up being REALLY LONG. I'm assuming I have to use Waterfall in Victory Road? Maybe? So I'm gonna take advantage of that to put a Waterfall guy on my team JUST to get those items.
Next up...... Victory Road?? And maybe... The Elite?? We'll see!!!
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