Screenshot Written Log UCL [UCL4] Spacey's Fun & Relaxing Alphabetlocke

[Hayfever]

Spoiler: Trevor sure is a character that exists, huh?

OMG there's a Flare grunt right inside and CAL JUST SAID "Did you have to take a part-time job at the factory to pay for that ugly suit?" YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ouch! I guess Cal isn't entirely a wet noodle after all!

GNDSKGNDKGNS ONE OF THE ADMINS NOTICED ME AND SAID "OH, AN INTRUDER?" AND THE OWNER SAID "YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!" !!!!

No one respects Team Flare. Even the writers.

So for some reason, the admins don't get names but the scientists do. Strange, but okay.

What is this, Gen II Team Rocket?

Welp, my encounter is a Foongus! Her name is... Dealer! Ha! Hahaha! I see. There goes my surfer. Hmmm. Time to train up this little goob. I know next to NOTHING about Foongus so uh. This should be interesting!

There's a Foongus amoong us...

Okay, Frost Cavern encounter is... a Piloswine!! Hahaha how fitting! And her name... is Consequence! WOW OKAY. Jeez, losing my fairy type is gonna be ROUGH, but honestly? At least it's an ice type.

Yay, I love the 'Swines! They are the only Pokemon in the game weak to Grass, Fire and Water, though.

 

[Dee]

Good music, funny gags with Shauna and the rival, you're in the fun part of the game now! And hey, I actually like your team. Tyrantrum? Mienshao? Mamoswine? Meowstic? I am here for them.

 

[Spacey]

Spoiler: REPLIES

POTATO!!!!

Oh, I didn't know that they gave a gym leader any kind of backstory in any game! Well not this one I think there was one or two with backstories. Oh yeah like Falkner.

Just like in real life, but in real life there isn't anything that pretty much controls the world in factories. Unless there are factories for dangerous weapons but I don't think that's true.

LOL

Where do I sign up?

Yeah the gym leaders have gotten about two sentences of backstory each haha!

Love how they made Trevor fascinated by pokeballs but it wasn’t until PLA that we learned how they actually worked, lol.

Oh my god the factory owner’s dialogue… that’s so funny what the hell!!!

You can also get heart scales by stealing from wild Luvdisc, fyi!! I believe they’ve got one 50% of the time and are a really high fishing rate in Shaulor City.

Shame that you just lost two cool members, but your team IS really neat!! So many friends…

Yeah the Luvdisc thing was gonna be my back-up plan if there weren't any on the beach but I didn't wanna deal with teaching someone Thief again if I didn't have to lol
It really is a fascinating team!!

Spoiler: Trevor sure is a character that exists, huh?

Ouch! I guess Cal isn't entirely a wet noodle after all!

No one respects Team Flare. Even the writers.

What is this, Gen II Team Rocket?

There's a Foongus amoong us...

Yay, I love the 'Swines! They are the only Pokemon in the game weak to Grass, Fire and Water, though.

Team Flare gets ZERO respect from EVERYONE lmao
Yeah Consequence's weaknesses are a bit scary but hopefully her bulkiness helps her out!!

Good music, funny gags with Shauna and the rival, you're in the fun part of the game now! And hey, I actually like your team. Tyrantrum? Mienshao? Mamoswine? Meowstic? I am here for them.

The team isn't so bad right now!! Also that made me realize I have a lot of Pokemon that start with M lmao

Spoiler: Y PART SEVEN

APPLE​	CHILDHOOD​	COMPARISON​	CONSEQUENCE​	DEALER​	DISK​

DEATH COUNT: 0​

So my team against a cave of ice is... interesting. Like I can handle? But not comfortably? Lol. Childhood's gonna handle most of this, I think.

LOLLL I have LEARNED. This random trainer had a Throh and I was like "Oh I bet it has a rock type move so I'll use Disk instead of Comparison" and LO AND BEHOLD, IT USED ROCK SLIDE. My Nuzlocke lore GROWS

Ah, the levels are catching up to me again! This game really is built around the assumption the player keeps their exp share on.

...... Speaking of, I completely forgot to turn mine back on for most of this cavern. Lmao.

Ahahahaha my dowsing machine is going off but there's a cutscene so it just kinda went "blip" then the cutscene panned back, then Trevs showed up behind me so I turned around and my dowser did a little "blip" again then Trevs asked if something was going on so I turned around again and it went "blip" AGAIN GSNGKDGNKS

AHAHAHA WE WALKED UP TO THE FLARE MEMBERS HARASSING THIS ABOMASNOW AND MY DOWSER IS STILL BLIPPING

Okay I was able to walk away after the first battle to get the item. It was a PP Up.

Ha I was just BUILT for this scientist fight. She sent out a Houndoom. I sent out Childhood. Childhood used Drain Punch. Battle over.

Yoooo I just left the Frost Cavern and the night sky is BEAUTIFUL. There are shooting stars too!!! WOW

Okay, the Mamoswine should help us cross the snowy route now!! And we get backstory! "A few years back, an Abomasnow came into town carrying a Mamoswine that was all beat up and injured from something" daaaamn! That's a strong Abomasnow lmao

Dude this camera angle is horrible lmao. But that doesn't stop the random encounters!! It's a Sneasel!! Her name is... Operation?? Isn't that my Vivillon's name??? XD C'mon, randomizer!!! You're supposed to have like thousands of words!! I'm randomizing again! It's Product so it's not that different! It's fine!

I like Product lmao it's like.. the ultimate noun. It sure is a Thing!!

Well that was a short route. We're in Anistar now!! I was HOPING Anistar's boutique would have some Cool Clothes for the Lost Hotel punk boss but alas, I shall remain Uncool. Also, the next route is being blocked because Durant destroyed the route. The one worker was like "I guess the Durant were just giving it their all in their own way" LOLLL respect to this guy tbh don't diss the natural ecosystem

Oh- ... OH! I just wandered into someone's house and it's the guy I was supposed to talk to about Yveltal. Welp! Bruh, Yveltal really just stole everyone's life force and DIPPED. Amazing.

Oh. OH. Oh no. I forgot about this guy. 😭 He wants a level <5 Pokemon to keep him company after his wife died.... I remember this........... aaaaaaaaaa........ I'm just... gonna come back to that...........

Dude, Cal canNOT get over that mega keystone loss from Shalour. He has been challenging me CONSTANTLY since then! Omg he got a Jolteon though. Dude Cal has SUCH good taste in Pokemon. Iconic, honestly. Cats and Dogs Superiority. Delphox being his starter really adds to the vibe too HAHA

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Whoaaaaa the gym is COOL. It just EXPLODED into a GALAXY.

Lmao Olympia just... doesn't have a lot to say, huh? Her cape's rad, though. Is Olympia just... me?? Or my ideal self???

Disk uses Thunderbolt on Sigilyth but unfortunately doesn't KO so it uses Light Screen. D:< But Olympia's on Hyper Potion Spam Mode so it should wear out by the time I get to the next mon LOL

Yup, Light Screen wore out while Sigilyth was in the red, so Disk wins and it shouldn't be hell now HAHA

Seems like Meowstic doesn't have any fairy moves so I'm sending out Apple. Strong Jaw Crunch it!! THAT'S a KO.

Looks like we're keeping Apple out against Slowking too. She doesn't have any water moves LMAO. OKAY. Dude, who needs a dark type when you have a dragon with Strong Jaw Crunch?

DUDE. Cal just SHOWED UP RIGHT AS I EXITED THE GYM TO CHALLENGE ME TO A REMATCH. Did you just- run to the center and run back????? CHILL OUT! Fortunately we're interrupted by our phones ringing. Phew! Maybe it's the professor-

Oh. Uh. I see. It's... Lysandre making a public declaration of his intention to inflict genocide on everyone who isn't in Team Flare.

Ah.

Awkward.

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angdkjgnskl the game's hint for where to go next is seriously just "idk, Lumiose?" Y'know, the BIGGEST CITY IN THE GAME. Fortunately I can recall context clues from earlier but man, what did the actual kids who played this game do here??

AHAHAHA NOT THE TEAM FLARE GRUNT KEEPING THEIR WAITER GUISE WITH FLARE MUSIC PLAYING

Oh shi- The name of the location covered the top and I just sprinted DIRECTLY into Lysandre LMAO

He opened with a Mienfoo while I had Consequence out so I switched to Comparison. It became an Acrobatics battle lol. Then Disk handled Gyarados with Thunderbolt, which is a tad scary given the whole "Gyarados having Crunch" thing but fortunately he just used Aqua Tail. Next is... Murkrow? Dude, evolve your bird. And now Pyroar. Yeah. Unsurprising. Childhood takes care of him.

"You are here to stop me. But I ask you to wait." DUDE YOU JUST PUBLICLY DECLARED THAT YOU ARE GOING TO MURDER EVERYONE. SHUT UP.

This place has a combination of directional panels AND warp panels?? Lysandre what the fuck is wrong with you.

Yooooo the Defenders of Kalos return!! They're looking for a VERY tall person, like "a stretched-out standing Seviper" tall!!!!! Wonder who THAT can be? Definitely-not-Sina's like "Here you go Spacey" then goes "SHIT WAIT I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOUR NAME" and Definitely-not-Dexio's like "....... so anyway-"

Awww Sycamore's "feeling pretty down" that his bestie is actually a genocidal maniac. Poor guy.

Jesus, this scientist explains that they stole electricity to power the ultimate weapon but now they need to get energy absorbed from Pokemon to power it. Y'know, from the DEAD POKEMON THAT DIED DURING THE WAR. OKAY. I remembered SOME of this but man, getting all the info again is reminding me how fucked this all is DGNSKGNJDKS

Then two seconds later I battle a grunt who says "You have to look good in a suit to be considered for Team Flare" LOL this game is a ROLLERCOASTER

"Spying on people's Holo Caster conversations gets boring pretty quickly, after all!" BRUH

Ah. It appears The Defenders of Kalos were a bit late, because Lysandre has already captured AZ. Rip.

I remember most of this story, but not the specific lines or anything. "He was given a tiny box" is HEARTBREAKING. But, uh, yeah, maybe don't resurrect your fairy friend with Pokemon souls then drop a nuke on the planet. That was... a bit much.

AZ's like "Hey uh maybe don't do what I did? Since the result cursed me into immortality, stuck enduring thousands of years of grief and regret?" And Lysandre's like "lol cool story bro i'm gonna go turn on the nuke"

NGKDNGS This scientist really went "choose the right button!!!" and I did and he was like "Good job! I'm gonna ignore that and activate it anyway even though Lysandre told me not to!!!"

Cut to Lysandre going like "Ah so she pressed the red button, huh?" Scientist: "Yup. Definitely. 100% her."

Sooooo Geosenge has a permanent crater in the middle of town now. A bit of an eyesore but, y'know, what can ya do.

Yeah uh the world's gonna have to wait 'cause I'm gonna sleep first. Ta-ta!

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DEATH COUNT: 0​

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[Champ Siggi]

Ahahahaha my dowsing machine is going off but there's a cutscene so it just kinda went "blip" then the cutscene panned back, then Trevs showed up behind me so I turned around and my dowser did a little "blip" again then Trevs asked if something was going on so I turned around again and it went "blip" AGAIN GSNGKDGNKS

AHAHAHA WE WALKED UP TO THE FLARE MEMBERS HARASSING THIS ABOMASNOW AND MY DOWSER IS STILL BLIPPING

That is like the funniest rare thing to ever happen in a Pokemon game.

I like Product lmao it's like.. the ultimate noun. It sure is a Thing!!

It's a very thingish thing.

Her name is... Operation?? Isn't that my Vivillon's name??? XD C'mon, randomizer!!! You're supposed to have like thousands of words!!

How????!?!!

This place has a combination of directional panels AND warp panels?? Lysandre what the fuck is wrong with you.

That's terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoooo I just left the Frost Cavern and the night sky is BEAUTIFUL. There are shooting stars too!!! WOW

It's beautiful.

 

[TheTRUEgge]

Oh my god I had forgotten just how messed up the XY plot climax was… Lysander announces the genocide, the LORE is NUTS… jeez that guy should probably be stopped. Also lol Sycamore being bummed about his friend being a genocidal maniac. Yeah buddy you’d better be.

 

[Dee]

This random trainer had a Throh and I was like "Oh I bet it has a rock type move so I'll use Disk instead of Comparison" and LO AND BEHOLD, IT USED ROCK SLIDE. My Nuzlocke lore GROWS

Ah, you've reached the part of XY where it decides that Black Belts and Battle Girls get coverage moves to murder everything

Yoooo I just left the Frost Cavern and the night sky is BEAUTIFUL. There are shooting stars too!!! WOW

Game Freak was like "let's make our first 3D game pretty"

I like Product lmao it's like.. the ultimate noun. It sure is a Thing!!

She was named by the marketing department

Oh. OH. Oh no. I forgot about this guy. 😭 He wants a level <5 Pokemon to keep him company after his wife died.... I remember this........... aaaaaaaaaa........ I'm just... gonna come back to that...........

OH NO I always forget about this sidequest it's so sad...

Dude, Cal canNOT get over that mega keystone loss from Shalour.

When Daddy's Special Boy ends up meeting the Real World

Lmao Olympia just... doesn't have a lot to say, huh?

She speaks exclusively in haiku!

Definitely-not-Sina's like "Here you go Spacey" then goes "SHIT WAIT I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOUR NAME" and Definitely-not-Dexio's like "....... so anyway-"

They're iconic

"Spying on people's Holo Caster conversations gets boring pretty quickly, after all!" BRUH

Honestly the scariest part of the game. Unwanted social media espionage

 

[eggbite]

great job on the call with that throh! that's exactly where i lost my talonflame in my y nuzlocke ;___; fighting type trainers in this game are so evil.

the XY plot climax is definitely so.... something that happens. yeah. i remember enjoying the post game story with looker and emma a lot more on my original playthrough (it's been quite a while though), it's a shame a lot less people usually play it just due to its placement in the game. it's actually got characters! with motivations!

 

[Spacey]

Spoiler: REPLIES

That is like the funniest rare thing to ever happen in a Pokemon game.

It's a very thingish thing.

How????!?!!

That's terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's beautiful.

gndgksdngks this game has sure been a Trip!!!

Oh my god I had forgotten just how messed up the XY plot climax was… Lysander announces the genocide, the LORE is NUTS… jeez that guy should probably be stopped. Also lol Sycamore being bummed about his friend being a genocidal maniac. Yeah buddy you’d better be.

AHAHAHA YEAH???? IT'S WILD??????? And YEAH lmaoooo literally "he's feeling pretty bummed" oh my god

Ah, you've reached the part of XY where it decides that Black Belts and Battle Girls get coverage moves to murder everything


Game Freak was like "let's make our first 3D game pretty"


She was named by the marketing department


OH NO I always forget about this sidequest it's so sad...


When Daddy's Special Boy ends up meeting the Real World


She speaks exclusively in haiku!


They're iconic


Honestly the scariest part of the game. Unwanted social media espionage

Why does EVERY SINGLE FIGHTING TYPE have EVERY TYPE OF COUNTER TYPE??? It's INSANE there is NEVER A SAFE MOMENT
Wait omg was that all haiku?? That's cool!!!

great job on the call with that throh! that's exactly where i lost my talonflame in my y nuzlocke ;___; fighting type trainers in this game are so evil.

the XY plot climax is definitely so.... something that happens. yeah. i remember enjoying the post game story with looker and emma a lot more on my original playthrough (it's been quite a while though), it's a shame a lot less people usually play it just due to its placement in the game. it's actually got characters! with motivations!

Ugh yeah I HATE THE FIGHTING TYPES
AAAAA I LOVED the Emma plot it was so good!!

Spoiler: Y PART EIGHT

APPLE​	CHILDHOOD​	COMPARISON​	CONSEQUENCE​	DEALER​	DISK​

DEATH COUNT: 0​

omg this is kinda wild guys fr!!! #endoftheworld #geosenge #teamflaredeclaration #yolo

I remember the first time I played this I was so worried about the houses but I guess they were always doorless and empty from the start lmao

Whoaaaa you mean that sketchy "ancient artifact" with a rock covering a door is actually their base??? No way!!!!!!!!!

Awww Cal's here! Let's go, buddy!!!

WAIT. CAL AND I ARE TOGETHER TALKING TO LYSANDRE. IS THIS THE SCENE...................

At least Lysandre apologizes for the weapon still being activated after I deactivated it. Classy. "Things don't always go the way you want" LOL OKAY BOOMER

"The only way to eliminate conflict and theft is to reduce the number of living things" sgnjkdgnskj jesus christ dude

AHAHAHAAHAHGKDNGKSGNSKGNS I DIDN'T REMEMBER THAT THERE WAS AN ACTUAL FULL-ON TEAR ANIMATION. IT WAS LIKE THE SIZE OF HIS FACE

"Why... are you crying?" "Pokemon............................."

Dude I'm about to cry from laughter I'm so glad that I forgot this would happen

This guy seriously said he's going to eradicate EVERY SINGLE POKEMON because he doesn't want risk humans exploiting them MY GUY YOU GOTTA GET A GRIP!!!!

Oh, right, this is the part where he battles me, then he puts on crazy Inspector Gadget equipment, then battles me again but he's better somehow. That's some Chobin logic right there.

Oh good, he gave his Murkrow a Dusk Stone like I asked him to! Very kind. Thank you for the exp.

GDNSKGSNHGKIDSNGKSD THE ADMIN JUST SAID "THE LEGENDARY POKEMON IS AT THE END OF THIS CORRIDOR" AND THE GRUNT GIRL STRAIGHT-UP WAS LIKE "WHY DID YOU TELL THEM THAT WHAT KIND OF MORON-"

CAL! You are UNDERLEVELED! My GUY!!!!

The grunt with no filter was like "You're strong but your teamwork is lacking!" and I'm like "No it's not!!! >:(" as I use Earthquake in spite of my partner's Meowstic being on the field

SHAUNAAAA!!! 😭 She's like "I know I'll just hold you back but friends should stick together!!" GIRLLLLL

Oh good, I was worried they weren't ACTUALLY going to have her be helpful here, but!!! Not only is Shauna being useful, but she's using that puzzle-solving device that she mentioned before!! My low expectations have been exceeded. lmao the device broke instantly though. Poor Clemont.

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Sooooo uuuuhhhh... what's Yveltal's deal? Dark and flying? Okay. That's kinda... not good for my team LOL but I'll just... send out Consequence and if she's in trouble, I have a Master Ball.

BRUH WH- THEY JUST CUT INSTANTLY TO LIKE SEVEN ADMINS JUST. THERE. FROM NOWHERE. HUH???

I HAVE TO BATTLE FOUR MORE ADMINS???? UUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH

Welp, Yveltal's awake now!! C'mon, Consequence, do your Ice Fang thi- BITCH JUST DISABLED MY ICE FANG!!! LMAO

Uh, okay, guess I can switch to Apple? It's a bit precarious but with some heals, I can Dragon Claw it... And the bird goes down!!

Oh. Oh I HAVE to catch Yveltal. Oh. LOL. OKAY. GUESS I WILL, THEN. Might as well put Comparison in front so I can be ready for the Lysandre battle HAHA. Master Ball GO!

"Yveltal looks like it wants to help" GSNDKGSNGS this bird really got phoenix down'd then went "WOW FUCK THESE GUYS, LET'S FUCK 'EM UP"

The game REALLY wanted to make sure I didn't want to add Yveltal to my party. Sorry, plot, them's the rules.

gDNGSKGNSGKS LYSANDRE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT!!!! ShAUNA AHAHAH SHE REALLY WAS LIKE "WTF IS WITH THAT OUTFIT"

"I'll be taking that Pokemon back now" THE BIRD IS IN CYBERSPACE, MY FRIEND

This battle goes exactly the same as the last two times I battled him except that I use Dealer for Mega Gyarados instead!

OH MY GOD IT GOT A CRIT OUTRAGE AND NEARLY KILLED DEALER!! But then EFFECT SPORE PUT HIM TO SLEEP AAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA GET FUCKEDDDDD!! YOU ROCK, MY LITTLE FUNGUS FRIEND

Shauna coming in with the FRIENDSHIP SPEECH! She's like "Uhhh so you used mega evolution so Gyarados has a bond with you and shared its power, right?" POINT.

"The ultimate weapon is a flower that bloomed to no avail... Just like me..." Oh my god shut UP you dramatic TODDLER

Oh nooooo despite our best efforts, the nuke was still launched! We're all going to- oh, wait, it fell and blew itself up. Lmaoooo

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All of us are okay!! Dexio and Sina and Tierno and Trevor are here too!! They were also helping out. Good!! And The Defenders of Kalos destroyed the machine that Lysandre was using to spy on people's phone calls. The true heroes!!!

AHAHA not Trevs being like "Oh so Team Flare's GONE gone now, right? So I can go back to filling up my Pokedex?" LMAO

JESUS CHRIST AZ YOU GOTTA STOP APPEARING LIKE THAT

Oh lol awkward. Sycamore called like "So uh.. you gotta minute? Let's talk in Couriway Town" gsnjgs........

WOW ROUTE 18 OKAY POP OFF. I have NO memory of this OST but it is really good! Perfect for post-legendary-evil-team-plot!

My encounter is... a Gurdurr. :') I'm... actually gonna skip this encounter. Hopefully I don't regret that!! I just don't want to risk kicking off my psychic type for a second pure-fighting type haha

Dude WHAT is going on with this Terminus Cave route?

Oh my god my encounter is a PUPITAR?? Okay I would be STUPID to pass this one up. A bit of a pain to catch but I got him! His name is... Description! Haven't I also gotten that name? Yeah, it was my Crobat from my last ORAS run!! But the name puts it on my team so I can't just change it lmao. Description lives on in Kalos!!

I swear, the number of times I've gone "This catch'll be fine actually, what's the likelihood of it actually having a team name?" and the randomizer going "fuck you actually" is way higher than I would've expected. Good thing I didn't catch that Gurdurr lmao. Damn, I'm gonna miss Disk. She was SO GOOD.

But also, pseudo-legendary. So. Y'know. (Unfortunately, I just checked and the mega stone is postgame only and also only in X lmao. Too OP)

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GodDAMNIT. THREE SECONDS after I have to box Disk, I have to battle fighting types... I tried to use Comparison to one-shot a Conkeldurr but IT BARELY LIVED THEN A STONE EDGE KILLED HER. NOOOOOOO

That is SO distressing. The first death of the run!!! D: That was so stupid of me aaaaaaa. I was TEN LEVELS HIGHER!!!

Well, uh... I... guess Disk is back! And I... lost my flier. Again. Sigh. I really need to stop sending my fliers into risky situations.

Uuuuugh Terminus Cave SUUUCKS why is it SO LONG

Wait wh- I found the entrance to what I think is Zygarde- but I can't-

WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO LMAO I'M LOST

I got so lost that I had to use an escape rope. Then I... found the stairs that go down to the rest of the route. I did all that for NO REASON LMAO. I mean, it was good experience, at least??? Even if it killed my bird???????

Sycamore is literally apologizing on behalf of Lysandre and says he's partially responsible because he didn't have a conversation about the man's ego. Amazing. Sycamore, PLEASE think better of yourself oh my god

Wh- OH! I guess I'm battling Sycamore! OKAY!!! After the battle he says he hid something for me to find. What the fuck, dude. After not being able to find it and looking at Serebii, I'm PRETTY sure I need Surf to get to it. Welp.

Wow I am looking at Route 19 Pokemon and I don't want ANY of them to replace Disk. ... And DEFINITELY not with a Shelmet lmao.

Ah! Shauna's challenging me to a battle! Neat!!! Isn't this, like, our first battle since the beginning of the game? Her Greninja is spamming Double Team. Don't make me mad at you, Shauna! Eventually I get through and win haha

And now Description's a fuckin' Tyranitar! Yay!!!

Oh, Tierno and Trevor are here now too! Oh, are we Boss Rushing? Okay, fine with me!

We all have a cute conversation about how they think I'm REALLY cool for saving the world and stuff and they wanted to battle me in an attempt to get to know me better. Aww! Apparently Calem got tired of constantly battling me and went back to Shalour to train with the mega guru. That's a little more useful than just throwing Pokemon at me constantly in the hopes that you win eventually lol

Apparently he also said something cheesy like "Friends are still friends even when we're apart" and I'm imagining he just said that to Shauna because she was like sobbing at him and he's like "girl it's okay i swear, we have phones, don't worry"

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And now we're in Snowbelle!

Huh. I just met an NPC who said "I've got a kid who's right around the same age as you. He just set off from Vaniville Town on a journey of his own recently..." Hmmmm. Maybe THAT'S another reason why Calem didn't come with us to Snowbelle gnsjkgsn

Awwwww Pokemon Village!!! It's a secret place for abandoned and directionless Pokemon :c They have gifts for me aawwww

I caught a Gothorita! His name is Recipe. I guess I should also catch one in the woods on the way back. If I can find something that isn't an Amoonguss, that is.

Awww a Jigglypuff! Sure!! Her name is Introduction!

Pfffff I keep running into secrets that I can't get to because I don't have surf. RIP. I might go back and have Disk get to all the Cut secrets at once because one of her moves is a TM.

My Route 21 encounter is Ursaring. Unfortunately that adds NOTHING to my team so I will not risk catching it lol.

Ahahaha oh my god this FINAL ROUTE seriously has CUT PUZZLES. That is MEAN.

Omg wait Tyranitar can learn Surf??? Yeah I'm gonna go around and do some puzzles I've missed.

GUYS they block Rock Slide AND Stone Edge behind WATERFALL, which I need the ICE BADGE TO USE. C'MONNNNN

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gnskjgdnskgjs I'm in the gym now and my eyes got SO wide when the ENTIRE GYM'S WALLS SHIFTED

Oh OKAY. GOOD. Description's learning Stone Edge! Phew! Rock Tomb's not TERRIBLE but, y'know.

Oh, sure, when I use Stone Edge, it misses, but when a fighting type uses it again my flying/fire type, it hits. NATURALLY.

Wulfric battle time!!! Childhood uses Fake Out on the Abomasnow and gets a CRIT which I honestly don't know if I've EVER accomplished lol. Then a Drain Punch gets the win! I'm gonna keep him out against Cryogonal too.

And now I'm sending Description out against Avalugg to get rid of Hail :) Aw, Stone Edge only did about 2/3 health so it got a Curse out. Fortunately the second Stone Edge hits and KOs!

And there's my eighth badge!!!!

Okay this episode ended up being REALLY LONG. I'm assuming I have to use Waterfall in Victory Road? Maybe? So I'm gonna take advantage of that to put a Waterfall guy on my team JUST to get those items.

Next up...... Victory Road?? And maybe... The Elite?? We'll see!!!

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[TheTRUEgge]

God the Lysandre plot is utterly nuts. Buddy what even are you up to. The real question is, is Lysandre more or less unhinged than Rose? I… can’t decide fkdjdfmdk

Nooooooo Comparison!!!! You deserved better ;-; I miss that bird friend already…

YEAHHH TYRANITAR! Tyranitar is pretty rad in XY, have fun with ‘em. Good luck with victory road! You’re almost to the end..!

 

[Dee]

Lysandre is a fucking insane villain lmao, and not in a good way. "People will steal so I'm gonna kill them. People are mean to pokemon so I'm gonna kill them too. The pokemon I mean :'(" Like dude shut up lmao

Also what is with those robot bees

Comparison noooooo, rip your poor bird 😭 At least you got Disk back...

Fun fact about Sycamore's present, you don't need Surf to get it. I'll spoiler because it's dumb but also kinda cute: as a child, he left a message to himself up on the benches near the train station, as well as a hidden item that's just a simple poke ball. So it's worthless treasure but kind of a fun character moment

Looking forward to the elites

 

[Spacey]

Spoiler: REPLIES

God the Lysandre plot is utterly nuts. Buddy what even are you up to. The real question is, is Lysandre more or less unhinged than Rose? I… can’t decide fkdjdfmdk

Nooooooo Comparison!!!! You deserved better ;-; I miss that bird friend already…

YEAHHH TYRANITAR! Tyranitar is pretty rad in XY, have fun with ‘em. Good luck with victory road! You’re almost to the end..!

gkdgnskl It's so wild!!! I don't know either, they're both unhinged in their own ways lol
And yeah I'm so mad about Comparison D: It didn't have to be like thiiiissss
I'M SO CLOSE.......

Lysandre is a fucking insane villain lmao, and not in a good way. "People will steal so I'm gonna kill them. People are mean to pokemon so I'm gonna kill them too. The pokemon I mean :'(" Like dude shut up lmao

Also what is with those robot bees

Comparison noooooo, rip your poor bird 😭 At least you got Disk back...

Fun fact about Sycamore's present, you don't need Surf to get it. I'll spoiler because it's dumb but also kinda cute: as a child, he left a message to himself up on the benches near the train station, as well as a hidden item that's just a simple poke ball. So it's worthless treasure but kind of a fun character moment

Looking forward to the elites

YEAH IT'S SO BAD!!!! Like who gave HIM the right to make these decisions??? gnsjkgndsk and WHICH SCIENTISTS MADE THE ROBOT BEES FOR HIM, I NEED TO TALK TO THEM
OH!!!! OH AHAHA!! That's great - it wasn't caught by my dowsing machine so I just assumed!! That's cute, though!!

Spoiler: Y PART NINE

APPLE​	CHILDHOOD​	CONSEQUENCE​	DEALER​	DESCRIPTION​	DISK​

DEATH COUNT: 1​

gDNGKSBHGDKGFSN the LEAGUE GATE GUARD is BATTLING ME this is HILARIOUS. The entrance is SO COOL THOUGH

I have... ZERO memory of Victory Road. Fun!!

LMAOOO the first trainer is like "jesus christ I went and got 8 badges to hide here and people are STILL challenging me to battles where the FUCK can I get some peace and quiet" NAGKDNGKSGNSKGNS???!?!?! I LOVE THIS GAME

JESUS CHRIST HER WEAVILE HAD LOW KICK???? IT ALMOST KILLED MY TYRANITAR WHAT THE FUCK?????? GIRL!!!!!

Oh my god my encounter is a horde again. It's... a horde of... Floatzel?? Uh..... that's... huh! Did not expect that. But it's not good enough to replace Disk so. I'm using Earthquake. They ALL used Aqua Jet, which is incredibly rude, but it's fine, they were level 29.

I do, however, need to go back already and grab my HM-only Lapras because, uh, there's already water.

A fuckin' WILD HYDREIGON just hopped out of a bush at me. OKAY.

Oh! Heya, Calem! Guess we're battling! His logic about the Team Flare Incident is "Well none of us are right because our positions were forced" CALEM HE THREATENED LITERAL GENOCIDE.

He had his Meowstic use Fake Out, which it still has for some reason. It did 4 damage. Then he took damage from the Sand Stream and it did more damage to him than he did to me. Lmao.

I'm just imagining him having this Grand Epiphany about Learning and Friendship then he comes at me with all he has after Secret Special Training then I just send out a TYRANITAR and he's just like 🙃

His Delphox DID get a turn 1 burn with Flamethrower, though, which is REALLY ANNOYING.

Dude, Description and Consequence just take care of his entire team lmao. I'm so sorry, Cal. Can I still play with your Jolteon later?

God, sometimes the dialogue in this game is so good, then sometimes they have Calem say shit like

"But I think the reason we're alike is because we have so much in common."

I am CRYING LAUGHING AT THIS LINE SO HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA. It has been SEVERAL MINUTES and I am taking a break from the game just to LAUGH AT IT.

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Okay, after a million years, I made it out of Victory Road. I got everyone to level 71, which was the level of my highest mon. I am.. a tad nervous lol. The types on my team are not perfect for this and Mega Gardevoir sure is strong against my entire team. But. Well. That's the challenge, I suppose. Let's see what happens.

Lol Malva MAY be a bit salty about me ending Team Flare. My bad.

Oh, I guess I walked into Wikstrom's room first. I love how much effort they put into all the steel and chainmail sounds ahaha.

Dude. I forgot this was like. One of my favorite E4 themes. Just gonna bop for 30 minutes straight thanks

Klefki went first unfortunately and used Spikes. Consequence's Earthquake KOs it, at least. I'm gonna keep her out against Aegislash. It used King's Shield but I didn't use contact so it's fine! Then my Quick Claw activated! But noooo it was ALMOST a KO, then Iron Head sent her to the red. D: Hmmm....

Yup, gonna switch to Description and his Rocky Helmet here! Oh- Oh he used a Full Restore. Yeah. Yeah that makes sense, actually. Fortunately Description's faster and Earthquake one-shots this time cause he's in his attack forme.

Childhood's out for Probopass! I use Fake Out to get rid of Sturdy then Drain Punch the sandstorm damage back. Niiice. I am a good trainer.

Now what the fuck am I gonna do about Scizor. Hmm. Yeah, Childhood, I guess. A couple more Drain Punches and it's down!

"You don't need to explain why you came here first" I got lost, honestly. It was random. You happened to be there. He's like "Naturally you would pick the hardest battle first" and honestly, that was probably was, lmao. Most of my team is weak to steel.

Malva's next! She just jumps right into the battle. Fair.

First is Pyroar! Childhood's out again. A quick Fake-Out-Drain-Punch and it's down. She sends out Talonflame next so here comes Description and his annoying sandstorm! Talonflame used Flare Blitz and I just... use Rock Tomb because I don't wanna risk missing LOL. It one-shot! God, Talonflame and rocks do NOT mix.

Torkoal! Consequence one-shots with Earthquake. Chandelure! Description's out and- ah, Chandelure went first with Confuse Ray. Sigh. But we broke through!!!! BYE CHANDELURE

Malva is SO sarcastic AHAHA she's like "Wowwww such talent! I shall tell the world of your victory because I am a Holo Caster Star!"

Man, I know I'm overleveled for the Elite because they keep sending out their aces second LOL

Drasna!! Dragons!! This'll be interesting for me.

Dragalge's first so Disk is here. Psychic! ALMOST a one-shot! Fortunately it dropped its Special Defense! Then it used Sludge Bomb which... poisoned Disk. Sigh. I'm just gonna Psychic again and hope it one-shots this time.

It did!!! Glorious debuff.

Now Consequence is out for Altaria! We went first (surprisingly) and one-shot with Ice Fang! Now Noivern's out, who is apparently ALSO a dragon/flying type. I keep thinking it's like, dark, or psychic, or poison or something, but nope, that's just hope, I think. Noivern went first and hit with Flamethrower which did ALMOST half. Aaaand Ice Fang one-shots! Consequence is so good, guys.

Now Druddigon's out, who has... an interesting moveset. I'm gonna switch to Apple for this one. We don't get to see it. Apple uses Dragon Claw and wins. lol

Also all of them are giving me 13,000 Pokedollars EACH. Kalos is just MADE of money huh

Siebold what the fuck. Was drowning me REALLY necessary???

Clawitzer goes first with Dragon Pulse, and Dealer claps back with a one-shot Energy Ball. Next is Starmie, which uh, is annoying. So I'm gonna let Disk handle this. Unfortunately Thunderbolt doesn't one shot and Starmie gets the Light Screen out. Sigh. Here comes the Full Restore. Thunderbolt only did like a fourth damage this time. lmao.

Shadow Ball does around the same amount. Starmie used Surf and fortunately it doesn't do a crazy amount. Siebold used ANOTHER full restore lol. BABY. Hopefully this means Light Screen will wear off. Yup! There it goes! Thunderbolt DEAD.

Next is Barbaracle. Yeah. Uh. Dealer? Giga Drain. One-shot, heals the Stone Edge lollll

Oh shit right, Gyarados. Uh. It used Dragon Dance. Okay. I USED SPORE. GET FUCKED. I'm gonna use this turn to use a Max Potion on Disk.

Ah, fortunately, Siebold ran out of Full Restores. Gyarados woke up and got an Ice Fang but Dealer lived and knocked it out!

Now here it is. Diantha. Hrm. Soooo Gardevoir's physical defense is WAY lower than its special defense. So I might... be a BIT risky here.

LMAO at Diantha being like "Wh- OH MY GOD WAIT- YOU'RE THE ONE WHO- SAVED THE REGION??? OH- Th-Thank you??? Let's battle!!"

Hawlucha versus Disk! Psychic KO lol. Good start!!

Gourgeist versus Apple! Bitch I used Crunch and it has like ONE HP LEFT. UNFAIR. And now Trick-or-Treat made me a GHOST? RUDE!!! I guess the first Crunch was min-damage though cause the second Crunch (after a Full Restore) was a one-shot!

Aurorus versus Childhood! I used Brick Break in case I wasn't faster. I was faster, though, and yeah. 4x damage. Bye, Aurorus.

Next is Goodra! This thing's moveset is wild so I'm just gonna send out Apple again. Apple went first! Oh and it KO'd! PHEW!!!

Tyrantrum (level 73) versus Tyrantrum (level 65)!! I'm sticking with Dragon Claw here. It ALSO used Dragon Claw! But alas...... ROCKY HELMET KILLED IT! MAUHAHAHAHUAHAUHAUHAHAAAAAAAAA MY STRATEGIC MIIIIIND

Now for Gardevoir. The one I'm really scared about LMAO. Did you know that the only Pokemon in my team that Gardevoir doesn't have a super-effective attack on is CONSEQUENCE? She really covered all her bases with this one.

So uh. This MIGHT be stupid. But I'm going to try it and pray.

I gave Childhood the Poison Jab TM and a Toxic Plate.

LOL SHIT. I was gonna use Fake Out but she traced my Inner Focus! RUDE!!!! (Also Serebii says she has Synchronize before she mega evolves! MERRICKKK!!!)

AHAHAHA YEEESSS THE POISON JAB MURDERS HERRRR THE HP WENT FLYING

I WON!!! I DID IT!!!!! YEESSSS

I CAN FINALLY MARK A UCL GAME AS COMPLETE LMAO

I gotta say, getting a whole parade and ceremony is pretty rad.

AZ and his ten-foot-tall self really did just walk into the middle of my celebration and demand a battle with me lmao. Then he goes "Wow I really love Pokemon actually" then Floette arrives for the first time in 3000 years like "Good enough for me!!!"

I LOVE Kiseki. The credits theme? I LOVE IT. I've loved it ever since it came out lmao. Can't believe it's been just about ten years.

And here it is... my beautifully rendered flawless Proof of Victory

So!!!!!! I guess that's it for Y!!!

Next up is Violet! This is awkward because I actually don't own Violet yet! XD I didn't really think that through when I decided to flip the order! It's fine - I can get it soon and I could use a break, anyway.

Thanks for reading!!!!

✨THE FINAL TEAM✨​

APPLE​	CHILDHOOD​	CONSEQUENCE​	DEALER​	DESCRIPTION​	DISK​

DEATH COUNT: 1​

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[Champ Siggi]

Great job! Enjoy your break!

 

[TheTRUEgge]

oh my gosh CALEM why are you like this fksbfksbdn.
WOOO GREAT JOB AT THE E4, YOUR TEAM IS SO GOOD!!!! Apple MVP!!
Good luck on Violet, enjoy the break!!!

 

[Hayfever]

Woo! Congrats! A real shame what happened to Confidence... it was almost a perfect run, but it was still a really great one!

There are so many Team Flare execs, and they don't have names, and they don't seem any more competent than the grunts. Maybe being an exec just means they paid more money for a fancy title?

 

[Dee]

Get stomped Kalos! Next up... Paldea!

Also lmao at Calem. Dude is trying his best I suppose. The way the game really really wants us to sympathize/feel bad for Lysandre when he's just so unapologetically, cartoonishly evil is wild

 

[eggbite]

WOOHOO YOU DID IT!! congratulations you worked so hard to finally get this first win =) a well earned victory!

 

[JavierE64]

Lyssandre was pure evil, and a jerk, periood.

Congrats on beating Y, that's an accomplishment no matter what people say.
Have fun with your break, u deserve it.