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Written Log General [UCL3] It's Always a Good Day to Eat Dirt

Thread Description
monoground ucl time, no longer featuring a dog (currently on chap 29, alola's done)

redninjapuffle

Probably playing DragonBall FighterZ
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
841
Caught
Sep 24, 2019
Messages
701
Location
Peaceful Plains
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He
Pokémon Type
Electric, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Redninjapuffles are known to want to create their own nuzlocke stories or comics, however, many have yet to start one.
Alola is my home, good luck in it
 

0 Anonymous

Johto League Champion
Pokédex No.
193
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
631
Location
Zetaboards
Pokémon Type
???
Cool catch w/ Fabio, those things are a pain to keep alive but man trio can be really good

I wish you good curse razor leafing
 

Shark

Training to be Cute
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
8
Caught
May 15, 2019
Messages
270
Location
yes
Nature
Naive
Pronouns
She/Her/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #83
in this thread we respect hala

HEEEEEEEY-YO ALFJLSJG:LKSJDFKJSOIDJFOSJEOIFOSDJGLSJDG-YO

It's also kinda weird how common Rotom have become over the years. First it was a mysterious cryptid in an abandoned mansion, then it was found in trash cans at a dilapidated hotel, then it was part of a prototype Pokedex project thing...now it's in practically every computer in the Pokemon world. AND IT STILL ISN'T BEING USED TO FURTHER HUMAN-POKEMON COMMUNICATION.

i too love alola and all of its characters as if each and every one of them were my own child
alola just has GOOD characters
godlike tbh

Alola is my home, good luck in it
thanks i dont know how much of it ill need with some of these catches

Cool catch w/ Fabio, those things are a pain to keep alive but man trio can be really good

I wish you good curse razor leafing
thanks theyre not stopping

in this update i, for the first time since i was 7, catch a barboach

i also have dramatically less to say about many more things happening, because idk i just wasnt feelin it

ok i did a bunch of clean up on melemele
fresh fabio learned thief
and i got all the cells i needed

so i went back to akala and caught Horse Techno the lvl 11 mudbray!
naughty (+atk -sp. def) nature with stamina? fucking SEXY

anyways onto paniola town

oh also by now horse techno knows bulldoze/rototiller/stomp/double kick

i beat hau easily

kind of a joke, really

then mallow gave me ride stoutland, neato ig

and then i got an egg! from the day care! thank you!
and that egg, because this is sun and moon, hatched intooooooooooooooooooooooo

a gligar!

were u expecting an eevee? because i cant use that and the game wouldnt be *that* mean

and i wouldnt go for a gible this early in the game

so gift-replaced egg is a gligar named Scorpionman!

truly the hero we need

lax (+def -sp. def) continues the trend of -special defense natures, that could be interesting

unfortunately scorpionman is still lvl 1
and only has poison sting

gave him some tms (acrobatics, thief, brick break)
and fed him some beans

then i went to paniola ranch again and, there's an optional battle against an unruly tauros that rewards you with a scope lens??

today i learned!

then i caught scorpionman up to 17

and ran into gladion
love this boy, love his theme, love him
my son

swept him with scorpionman

then he dissed hala and got dissed himself
everyone's an ass here
damn

anyways i went onwards to brooklet hill

lana gave me a ride lapras and told me to help her with fishies

this is the trial

brooklet hill trial time

lana never change u memer

plan for totem wishiwashi: it literally can't touch grotle so i do the same thing as always

turn 1 it soaked me
i cursed
turn 2 i started spamming razor leaf
i didnt stop until i won

and i did win eventually

lana gave me the waterium z and a fishing rod

fishing good

so good that i scared away the sudowoodo and went straight to go back to melemele

but then i had to help hapu beat up team skull, so i did

but after that i went straight back to melemele and rushed to seaward cave to catch slippery the lvl 13 barboach

rash (+sp. atk -sp. def) is yet again a - sdef nature, it could help here tho

some pokemon are SO hard to pet in the best spot omg

anyways i went back to route 6 and beat all the trainers
slippery learned water pulse

after that i did the battle royal tutorial
and won because lol genbu has razor leaf

anyways onto route 7 and wela volcano park

i fought a bunch of trainers with slippery for levels
she learned magnitude
also horse techno learned high horsepower

then i found tm rock tomb!
everyone except genbu learned it

third encounter on the mountain was a female salandit
huh

trial time

i love this trial

plan for totem salazzle: ground beats poison and fire so it double beats salazzle

yeah slippery literally ohkod it with magnitude 9 LMAO gg

fresh fabio leveled up thanks to exp share and evolved! nice nice

anyways that was free as fuck thanks for the stamp and the firium z
also gave me 10 quick balls and ride charizard, bless

i then caught bonelord the cubone in wela volcano park to put in the box
so i could pokepelago

except since i have like nothing boxed, i cant develop isles lmao

rip me

then i went to route 8 and colress gave me tm flame charge
sick? idk if anyone can use this
nope, nobody can

anyhoo

cleared out route 8 so it's once again
trial time :)

this one's more involved
also a lot more different than the usum one than i remembered
huh

plan for totem lurantis: scorpionman saves the day

not much lurantis can do to scorpionman, even with solar blades
that said after 3hkoing lurantis with solar blade i had to switch to horse techno because castform was poised to ko scorpionman with a weather ball (fsr it went for a pitiful water gun that left me at ~3 hp)

scarier than i remembered but not much of a threat still

mallow gave me grassium z (wooooooo) and i got tm smart strike from kukui

cool

after that i headed to the dimensional research lab, talked about ultra wormholes, met prof burnet, and left for diglett tunnel

nice

diglett tunnel i skipped most of the trainers so i could use them as xp for another mon soon
but also i obliterated some skull grunts

after that i went to konikoni city
i met olivia's probopass, got a max potion and a summons to the ruins of life, and then bought a skull fossil

which obviously revived into Hog Wild the lvl 15 Swinub

she's naive (+spe, -sp. def) which,
really,
come on,
it keeps happening,

but also boxed as backup.

sorry

anyways after that i picked up an eviolite, another funky lil zygarde core, and some new clothes, and headed for the ruins of life

except plumeria ambushed me on the way there
but fabio took out the golbat and horse techno annihilated the salandit, so we good

met up with lillie and burnet at the ruins of life, lillie healed me for the trial and burnet joked about the masked royal

then olivia showed up and challenged me to my grand trial

plan for olivia: eviolite horse

there's nothing any of her mons can do to my horse
and the more she hits it the harder it is to beat it
nosepass took a double kick and died to high horsepower
boldore took two rounds of double kick -> high horsepower
lycanroc flinched and then crit horse techno with bite...before succumbing to a high horsepower ohko
lmao

this is where scorpionman learned u-turn

lillie i see you
starin at olivia with them big ol baby lesbian eyes
me the fuck too

but yeah i got the rockium z
and thats akala cleared!...not quite

see, i gotta go do one more thing before the end of the update

which is catch Shoreline the lvl 21 Sandygast on hano beach

docile (neutral) is a neutral nature

also this boy's gonna be not battling for now, and probably boxed as soon as i get a certain mon on ula'ula
basically already boxed tbh

ok thats update cya

Genbu the Grotle, lvl 31
Docile nature, Overgrow
Likes to fight.
91 HP, 76 Atk, 68 Def, 43 Sp. Atk, 50 Sp. Def, 38 Spe
Tackle/Curse/Razor Leaf/Bite

Fresh Fabio the Alolan Dugtrio, lvl 29
Naive nature, Sand Veil
Scatters things often.
69 HP, 74 Atk, 43 Def, 40 Sp. Atk, 44 Sp. Def, 82 Spe
Metal Claw/Rock Tomb/Sucker Punch/Magnitude

Horse Techno the Mudbray, lvl 29
Naughty nature, Stamina
Alert to sounds.
85 HP, 74 Atk, 51 Def, 38 Sp. Atk, 40 Sp. Def, 42 Spe
Stomp/Double Kick/Rock Tomb/High Horsepower

Scorpionman the Gligar, lvl 30
Lax nature, Sand Veil
Likes to fight.
85 HP, 62 Atk, 81 Def, 30 Sp. Atk, 44 Sp. Def, 59 Spe
U-turn/Brick Break/Acrobatics/Knock Off

Slippery the Barboach, lvl 29
Rash nature, Oblivious
Proud of its power.
74 HP, 43 Atk, 31 Def, 42 Sp. Atk, 33 Sp. Def, 45 Spe
Aqua Tail/Rock Tomb/Water Pulse/Mud Bomb

regions beaten: 6
cumulative badges: 48
trials beaten: 4
grand trials beaten: 2
cumulative deaths: 6
rocky top: tennessee...
Shark: VIII
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED x2
hoenn elite 4: soloed
Slugs: Hugged
Holes: Loved
Cap'n Munch: Overboard...
Turters: Handled
Horse: Techno
 

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Writer
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Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
136
Caught
Jun 23, 2019
Messages
942
Nature
Jolly
Pokémon Type
Water, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
some pokemon are SO hard to pet in the best spot omg
don't I know it. did you know masquerain's best spot is the base of its...horn? spike? thingy? wouldn't be so bad on its own, except masquerain constantly flits about in a circle, so you have to pet a very small area while also keeping up with its movements.

HORSE. Nuff said.
I don't recommend trying to mirror match Hapu's HORSE with it unless you get some Stamina boosts first, no matter how tempting the prospect may be.
 

0 Anonymous

Johto League Champion
Pokédex No.
193
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
631
Location
Zetaboards
Pokémon Type
???
Was curious if lurantis would give you trouble, boosted weather ball hits like a truck at that level. Nice win tho

ula'ula is the hardest part of sumo imo, watch out around acerola esp
 

sky_

life is a trip alright
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
181
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
523
Location
A place to nap
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
They/Them
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This ghost tries to be studious and businesslike, but will squee or keysmash easily. They would love to cuddle every adorable cat in the world.
congrats on beating kalos! now to destroy alola with the horse xD also i've used alolan dugtrio before in blind moon and the 'mon can be really good! mine somehow survived so much dh;fjkdshgk

this just in: i remembered golurk gets fly

yee haw motherfuckers
hell yeah golurk is one of the most badass ground types ever
lysandre: "you get to decide which button to press, the fate of the world is in your hands"
like you're not gonna activate it either way

oh lysandre actually intended to give me the choice
and xerosic just said "nah i wanna see shit go boom"
z;kfdsh;jgkv from what i've seen of kalos from LPs (never played XY), this could have been a Big Twist moment or dramatic moment but it seems like kalos made it underwritten/underutilised, like legit a leader having second thoughts on their plan and letting us decide could have been v interesting in the right hands?? but those hands are not kalos' dhgjkh
altaria survived a +1 dragon claw but missed sing, then drasna wasted two full restores trying to save it but it went down
smh altaria having such a poor move, imagine being in the e4 and using the same move as every random kid and their jigglypuff on route 3
and yes, this is true: after mega evolving, diantha's mega gardevoir is faster than the now lvl 70 krookodile i have on the field

but in gen 6 mega evolutions have the speed of their base form on the turn they mega evolve

which means that croc solid is faster on the turn that gardevoir mega evolves, aka the first turn it is in battle

and one turn is all a +4 croc solid needed to ohko that fucker with eq lmao
hello this is a badass calc and the croc is badass for taking advantage of it
lillie is one of my favorite characters in the series btw
she is amazing we care and protecc her
god i LOVE the ui in the alola games
its stylish in a way that perfectly fits the aesthetics of the games, and super intuitive while also making good use of space
yesssss alola's ui is super neat aaaaaa
 

Shark

Training to be Cute
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
8
Caught
May 15, 2019
Messages
270
Location
yes
Nature
Naive
Pronouns
She/Her/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #87
don't I know it. did you know masquerain's best spot is the base of its...horn? spike? thingy? wouldn't be so bad on its own, except masquerain constantly flits about in a circle, so you have to pet a very small area while also keeping up with its movements.

HORSE. Nuff said.
I don't recommend trying to mirror match Hapu's HORSE with it unless you get some Stamina boosts first, no matter how tempting the prospect may be.
yeah wasnt planning to mirror match the honses
still, mudsdale is exactly as good
also re pet spots: barboach's pet spot is on top of its mouth. right on top. while it's wiggling like a fucking madlad
yeah
mudbray's is bad too, very specific patch of hair while mudbray itself is shakin

Was curious if lurantis would give you trouble, boosted weather ball hits like a truck at that level. Nice win tho

ula'ula is the hardest part of sumo imo, watch out around acerola esp
lurantis almost had scorpionman's number. but good thing it didnt!
also ula'ula was a breeze for once, you'll see

congrats on beating kalos! now to destroy alola with the horse xD also i've used alolan dugtrio before in blind moon and the 'mon can be really good! mine somehow survived so much dh;fjkdshgk


hell yeah golurk is one of the most badass ground types ever

z;kfdsh;jgkv from what i've seen of kalos from LPs (never played XY), this could have been a Big Twist moment or dramatic moment but it seems like kalos made it underwritten/underutilised, like legit a leader having second thoughts on their plan and letting us decide could have been v interesting in the right hands?? but those hands are not kalos' dhgjkh

smh altaria having such a poor move, imagine being in the e4 and using the same move as every random kid and their jigglypuff on route 3

hello this is a badass calc and the croc is badass for taking advantage of it

she is amazing we care and protecc her

yesssss alola's ui is super neat aaaaaa
sing in the e4 is pretty threatening, tbh. sleep is a devastating status condition because it shuts you down for at least a turn, more if you dont heal it off or switch, giving the mon that inflicted the status time to rack up damage or set up. if u want bad sets, look at malva's team LMAO

but yeah i literally researched the ivs of diantha's mega gardevoir for that one...only to realize it just Did Not Matter because of gen 6 mega evolution mechanics.

gonna eat some ice cream and go to bed after this one, ula'ula's done tho

ok faba

take me to paradise baby

faba really is kind of a douche from the moment you meet him

anyways here we are at a place that totally wont be a dungeon later

wicke is a cool person i wish she was more relevant

oh hi lusamine :)

you totally arent batshit insane

hau whyd you spout off about lillie in front of her abusive mother

dammit

nihilego time
even at +2 def, high horsepower from horse techno ohkod. nice

AAAAAAAND HORSE TECHNO EVOLVED, SUPER NICE
FUCKIN MUDSDALE TIME BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lusamine's grin sure is creepy
hot DAMN

lusamine in sun/moon is one of imo the best written villains in the whole series and one of my favorite to have as a villain (i do not like lusamine as a person, mind)

anyways after that lil incident we were escorted out of paradise

and i was treated to a cutscene of hau being noisy and a messy eater
hes just a kid i love him

hau then asked me to battle as soon as we got to malie city
fabio crit his alolan raichu to ded with sucker punch
horse techno ohkod flareon after whiffing two high horsepowers
and genbu 2hkod brionne with razor leaf

nice

slippery AND genbu evolved after that one, hot dog
genbu learned earthquake, too

then i went to malie garden
and had to walk ALL the way around to reach the prof

and after that i went to malie library with lillie, we met hapu who is a bean and a half and acerola whos also my daughter

very nice

next, route 10
and stufful finding



wow that lady gave me 15000 money

also i went up to the top of hokulani, and kukui showed me where he wants to establish the pokemon league
lets fucking gooooooooooooooooo

also molayne was there, and we fought
slippery kod the skarm painfully slowly
likewise fabio got magnitudes 6 and 5 before killing the metang with the 3rd magnitude
but i annihilated the dugtrio with horse techno

anyways
trial time

i needed to turn my sound on and my jams OFF for this

how DARE

anyways
plan for totem vikavolt: lol horse

it cant fucking touch mudsdale
horse techno 3hkod it with rock tomb, learned heavy slam, and then dispatched the ally charjabug with high horsepower into heavy slam

slippery learned earthquake, wow!

but wow you never actually get to see totem vikavolt, huh

lame as hell

anyways i got an electrium z, a steelium z (wow) and the chance to get the heck out of dodge

and by that i mean return to malie

guzma time

i fucking love this dude he's great
hes so FUCKING tall too omg

"wanna know what destruction looks like? here it is in human form -- it's ya boy, guzma!"
scorpionman 2hkod golisopod and ohkod ariados

yeah
anyways i basically skipped through routes 11 and 12

and 13, and tapu village,

essentially im above curve even without those routes

ok but actually route 13 is important
i needed to go there

because the only way to get a razor fang in sun and moon (and ultra sun and ultra moon)
no, im not kidding
is a 5% chance for a wild bruxish to hold one
wild bruxish are 20% in bubbling fishing spots in sunmoon, and 1% otherwise

so when i say that i got a razor fang from the first bruxish i found, completely nullifying my decision to cut my losses and just give myself one via other completely legal methods if the first bruxish didnt have one

youll have to trust me

it was fucking lucky as hell LMAO

anyways i then went back and cleaned up route 12

in doing so, scorpionman evolved into gliscor! wooooooooooooooooooo
MAN im gonna miss this guy in gen 8

anyways
i went to the aether house and learned that acerola is the trial captain

then went outside and protected lillie

then i went to acerola's abandoned market

on the way fresh fabio got a crit magnitude 10 on a togedemaru
yowch

trial time

getting a photo of the gengar SUCKED

plan for totem mimikyu: fucking HONSE

mimikyu was a fool that couldnt overwhelm horse techno's stamina
heavy slam broke disguise, corkscrew crash ohkod it
haunter got ohkod by heavy slam

easiest totemikyu ive ever had

honse really just always is the answer

acerola gave me a ghostium z! wooooooooo

then i went back to aether house and fought plumeria
i love her

but slippery defeated her handily

and then they told me to go to po town alone
woooo fun

then i met grimsley on the beach
god his sun and moon design FUCKS i love it
so much better than his normal design

we flipped a coin, i called hax, and he gave me ride sharpedo

so i sharked to the other side and entered the zygarde research lab

naughty zygarde cells will be separated into the zygarde cube
THATS RIGHT BAYBEEEEE ITS ZYDOGE TIME

now we are only allowed to use zygarde 10% forme in this run, other forms omegabanned
and its not much better than, say, a dugtrio

but hell yeah im using zydoge the lvl 30 zygarde 10%
3 cores equals ddance, espeed, and thousand fucking arrows

quirky (neutral) nature is just how i like it

anyways 4 rare candies, tm brick break, and its time for work

the way you know that zydog is not bannable is because it nearly died in battle 1

lmao

anyways off to haina for another catch

oh FUCK yeah its croc time

Gator Facts the sandile is IMMEDIATELY added to the party
sadly, fresh fabio will be boxed

gator facts is docile (neutral) which is the third docile nature we've gotten the fuck
and has moxie wooooooooooooo

anyways gator facts evolved into krokorok
time for a lil grinding to catch him and zydoge up to the level curve

gator facts: gyarados is not a good matchup for krokorok

or my entire team, tbh

worrying

oh but scorpionman learned x-scissor

in ula'ula meadow

anyways then i got tm poison jab so bye bye x scissor on scorpionman

aaaaaaaaand gator facts evolved when i tried to get into po town

NICE

also i met nanu
fucking love nanu dude's funny as hell
anyways he let me into town

and theen i paid $10 to get healed

cool

anyways i love po town and literally every skull grunt in it

shady house good too

anyways

guzma time

plan for guzma: gliscor wins

yeah scorpion man 2hkod golisopod (proccing emergency exit so it couldnt attack) and ohkod ariados

i feel bad for him, in a way

anyways time to head back to the aether house
nothing bad happens here

nope

update: bad things happened

plumeria took cosmog and lillie

and sent them to aether

and gladion got pissed and fought me
zydoge handled the golbat and gator facts schooled the rest

also thousand arrows is neutral on ALL flying types before rendering them grounded, which is interesting

then gladion apologized and told me we're going to the aether resort to save lillie

anything for my daughter and my son

also nanu fought me at the harbor

plan for nanu: brick break

zydoge broke the sableye and krokorok
gator facts broke the persian

sorry nanu but i had to do it

darkinium z is pretty pog

better than eviolite on krook

:)

Genbu the Torterra, lvl 43
Docile nature, Overgrow
Likes to fight.
142 HP, 127 Atk, 114 Def, 78 Sp. Atk, 87 Sp. Def, 72 Spe
Earthquake/Curse/Razor Leaf/Bite

Horse Techno the Mudsdale, lvl 43
Naughty nature, Stamina
Alert to sounds.
148 HP, 139 Atk, 103 Def, 66 Sp. Atk, 83 Sp. Def, 59 Spe
Heavy Slam/Double Kick/Rock Tomb/High Horsepower

Scorpionman the Gliscor, lvl 43
Lax nature, Sand Veil
Likes to fight.
127 HP, 110 Atk, 137 Def, 53 Sp. Atk, 70 Sp. Def, 97 Spe
Poison Jab/Brick Break/Acrobatics/Knock Off

Slippery the Whiscash, lvl 43
Rash nature, Oblivious
Proud of its power.
159 HP, 94 Atk, 73 Def, 93 Sp. Atk, 72 Sp. Def, 72 Spe
Aqua Tail/Rock Tomb/Muddy Water/Earthquake

Zydoge the Zygarde (10% Forme), lvl 42
Quirky nature, Aura Break
Likes to thrash about.
99 HP, 105 Atk, 79 Def, 70 Sp. Atk, 89 Sp. Def, 109 Spe
Dragon Dance/Thousand Arrows/Extreme Speed/Brick Break

Gator Facts the Krookodile, lvl 42
Docile nature, Moxie
Somewhat of a clown.
142 HP, 117 Atk, 81 Def, 71 Sp. Atk, 73 Sp. Def, 98 Spe
Brick Break/Rock Tomb/Crunch/Dig

regions beaten: 6
cumulative badges: 48
trials beaten: 6
grand trials beaten: 3
cumulative deaths: 6
rocky top: tennessee...
Shark: VIII
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED x2
hoenn elite 4: soloed
Slugs: Hugged
Holes: Loved
Cap'n Munch: Overboard...
Turters: Handled
Horse: Techno
Zygarde: 10%
 

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Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
136
Caught
Jun 23, 2019
Messages
942
Nature
Jolly
Pokémon Type
Water, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD

Lusamine IS a very well-written villain, but I will never not be pissed about the evil smile in the paradise visit. It's like all of a sudden the gen 6 writers took over and thought it was necessary to make it extremely obvious that she's evil and then still treat it like it's a plot twist later.
 

sky_

life is a trip alright
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
181
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
523
Location
A place to nap
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
They/Them
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This ghost tries to be studious and businesslike, but will squee or keysmash easily. They would love to cuddle every adorable cat in the world.
sing in the e4 is pretty threatening, tbh. sleep is a devastating status condition because it shuts you down for at least a turn, more if you dont heal it off or switch, giving the mon that inflicted the status time to rack up damage or set up. if u want bad sets, look at malva's team LMAO
legit i know what a devastating condition sleep is it's more the inaccuracy of the move that annoyed me haha sdfkgkfgj, also poor malva is here trying to do damage with her pyroar rip
lusamine's grin sure is creepy
yessss like this was an obvious sign that Something was Up with her, pokemon needs to get better at hiding their twist villains ;p it's not as bad as lysandre though at least
lusamine in sun/moon is one of imo the best written villains in the whole series and one of my favorite to have as a villain (i do not like lusamine as a person, mind)
she is epic 10/10 villain and also a horrible person dv;dsfhdsj legit she is v scary to me when she does that big nihilego fusion thing
and i was treated to a cutscene of hau being noisy and a messy eater
hes just a kid i love him
hau is a friendly child who is a bean and a friendly face amid the dark story with a kickass alolan raichu, what a fren

hau appreciation club when
mimikyu was a fool that couldnt overwhelm horse techno's stamina
heavy slam broke disguise, corkscrew crash ohkod it
haunter got ohkod by heavy slam
hell yeah congratulations! epic way to deal with a hard boss
also i met nanu
fucking love nanu dude's funny as hell
anyways he let me into town
*bangs pots and pans* nanu appreciation club when, what an awesome character
also thousand arrows is neutral on ALL flying types before rendering them grounded, which is interesting
this is so interesting omg, hopefully zygarde will do well xD
 
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This Pokémon is a flaming lesbian under a mountain of gender dysphoria. Wheeeee!
DOG

god I love guzma. His lines are all fucking god-tier and the idea of taking over a whole city so he can provide his entire gang with a roof over their heads free of nosy capitalism? Effervescent. Spendid. Wonderful.

Nanu lives my dream life of just living with 40 whole cats. But then he's also a cop so like. Mr funny apathetic cat man why. Why would you take the route of the bastard

yeah no Stamina Mudsdale straight up breaks Alola in half. My first Alola nuzlocke I had a modest one and he STILL hard carried my ass in several places on account of being the designated "plan did not survive contact with the enemy" switch in.

they really gave away Lusamine's whole deal with that slasher grin. Like damn, the dialogue isn't exactly hiding it well either but you REALLY had to rub it in huh?

Damn near every non-generic NPC of a comparable or lesser height to the female MC in Alola is a bean. This point is not open for argument

GO FORTH ALMIGHTY HONSEINATOR, AND HONSEINATE THEM!
 

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SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD

Lusamine IS a very well-written villain, but I will never not be pissed about the evil smile in the paradise visit. It's like all of a sudden the gen 6 writers took over and thought it was necessary to make it extremely obvious that she's evil and then still treat it like it's a plot twist later.
the real plot twist is that nebby was actually the legendary pokemon the whole time, and that one's actually really good if you're playing blind
legit i know what a devastating condition sleep is it's more the inaccuracy of the move that annoyed me haha sdfkgkfgj, also poor malva is here trying to do damage with her pyroar rip

yessss like this was an obvious sign that Something was Up with her, pokemon needs to get better at hiding their twist villains ;p it's not as bad as lysandre though at least

she is epic 10/10 villain and also a horrible person dv;dsfhdsj legit she is v scary to me when she does that big nihilego fusion thing

hau is a friendly child who is a bean and a friendly face amid the dark story with a kickass alolan raichu, what a fren

hau appreciation club when

hell yeah congratulations! epic way to deal with a hard boss

*bangs pots and pans* nanu appreciation club when, what an awesome character

this is so interesting omg, hopefully zygarde will do well xD
NANU APPRECIATION CLUB NOW

DOG

god I love guzma. His lines are all fucking god-tier and the idea of taking over a whole city so he can provide his entire gang with a roof over their heads free of nosy capitalism? Effervescent. Spendid. Wonderful.

Nanu lives my dream life of just living with 40 whole cats. But then he's also a cop so like. Mr funny apathetic cat man why. Why would you take the route of the bastard

yeah no Stamina Mudsdale straight up breaks Alola in half. My first Alola nuzlocke I had a modest one and he STILL hard carried my ass in several places on account of being the designated "plan did not survive contact with the enemy" switch in.

they really gave away Lusamine's whole deal with that slasher grin. Like damn, the dialogue isn't exactly hiding it well either but you REALLY had to rub it in huh?

Damn near every non-generic NPC of a comparable or lesser height to the female MC in Alola is a bean. This point is not open for argument

GO FORTH ALMIGHTY HONSEINATOR, AND HONSEINATE THEM!
if you think mudsdale breaks alola wait til you see what moxie krook is aboutta do
hehehehehe

Gator Facts: American Alligators have been observed using tools, specifically sticks and branches used as lures for hunting birds.

get it because its midnight when im posting this

time to invade paradise

note: zydoge loses to dragons by virtue of being a dragon without dragon stab

i gave genbu a rare candy to put his level above the rest of the team by 1 and he learned crunch
nice

zydoge got the first rainbow bean
gator facts got the second

also scorpionman learned sky uppercut! nice

anyways gladion said "since we cant go down we'll go up"
words to live by

even tho thats a very loose and sloppy paraphrase of what he said

w/e

faba was waiting for us when we went up

so i beat him up
gator facts just black hole eclipsed his hypno, i refuse to give this man anything resembling a fair fight

hes not tough i just hate him

then we went down and i fought scientists and stuff

cosmog is an ultra beast whoda thunk
"if u hurt it it can open wormholes" wow but thats fucked up huh

anyways
lillie wasnt down, faba tricked us by tricking specifically gladion

im gonna beat up more aether peeps

GLADION SMILED AT US
THAT! THAT'S WORTH PROTECTING

anyways faba's dumb and told us he has the key
so we're gonna threaten him with violence in the name of minors upholding vigilante justice
he was pretty free ngl

oh hey team skull was colluding with aether
whoda thunk it

i love the dude who's just like "yeah, i cant win this one. not gonna fight you."

also gladion got beat down by guzma, rip

but big bad guzma cant beat me

plan for final guzma: same as before

acrobatics brought goliso down to like 1 hp and switched it out lmao
masquerain did 50% to scorpionman with air slash and got ohkod by acrobatics
golisopod came in and died to another acrobatics
ariados got ohkod easily
and pinsir was a 2hko thanks to masquerain's intimidate

aaaaaaand now we really see lusamine's heel turn

god shes the worst

and here's the lusamine's fucked up preservation room
yknow the one with mons in cases

god i really want gladion to just say "fuck you, mother" at some point in this game
he deserves it

god dammit lusamine opened wormholes all over the region

and then decided she wants to silence me

jokes on you im already a silent protagonist
but still gonna fuck u up in a fight

plan for lusamine: show her the beauty of dirt

so i was leading zydoge for xp but i had to switch to mudsdale for clef
and then it fucking pulled seed flare from metronome on my switch turn
didnt kill but fuck off
immediately switched to scorpionman who got *boombursted* from metronome
fuck OFF
poison jab 2hkod while clef pulled triple kick
h
switched to genbu to handle milotic, razor leaf -> eq kod but a hydro pump did a good 40%
then gator facts came in to crunch ohko mismagius
and scorpionman came back in to ohko lilligant with acrobatics
bewear was last, but scorpionman crit an acrobatics letting him 2hko the bear

wow
fuck you
that was fucking rude as hell

at least horse techno learned eq

anyways lusamine and guzma went to another dimension with nihilego
surely theyll be fine

anyways wicke let us stay in some of the mansion's rooms to rest up after, that,

cool

next morning i went to see lillie

Z-LILLIE!
MY DAUGHTER
I LOVE YOU YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

in this house we support and love lillie!

SHE DID THE Z MOVE POSE YES
GOOD

gladion my son dropped by to give lillie the moon flute and me the master ball

swag

i love how its actually gladion piloting the boats he makes us ride
self taught, too

i hope he gets his license properly someday

anyways poni island time!
this means catches, wooooooooooo

and also a cutscene in seafolk village

but anyways!

the gift aerodactyl in seafolk village was replaced with Shark IX the Gabite!

jolly (+spe -sp. atk) is super good

hrrrrrrrrrgh

gonna stay boxed in case of emergencies tho

and also in poni wilds i caught Slug Time the lvl 41 gastrodon!

she's timid (+spe -atk) which is...unfortunate, since mixed gastrodon isnt bad...
but i'm still going to use her and her storm drain over slippery!
my reasoning here is that i actually do need a special attacker, and she'll fit the bill, i think…

except slippery is a good deal stronger even for being 6 levels above…

ill give her good tms and box her for now.

anyways

i went to hapu's house to say hi to hapu

she told us there was no island kahuna
then told us to come to the ruins

i guess we'll have to fight tapu fini

then hapu's mom gave us ride machamp
why
why is it machamp

then i went to the ruins of life, and while tapu fini didnt fight me, or magic cosmoem back to being cosmog, it did grant hapu her kahuna powers

then hapu told us we need two flutes to summon solgaleo, and that one is on exeggutor island

naturally, our next destination is melemele sea :V

its because rock slide is out there

anyways i went to route 1 and once again ran into an in game event id never seen
this time it was me helping a lady's corsola

she gave me a wide lens for my troubles. and i went and found tm rock slide. rock slide was taught to everyone who had rock tomb.

cool, *now* it's time for the island

i love tall man island
actually, the whole game, starting with the aether lillie rescue, is amazing and wonderful and full of great moments

such as the moment u have with lillie taking shelter from a storm

thats just such a sweet, tender moment.

got the flute
time to head for vast poni canyon

ended up getting the last zygarde core
just for funsies

then team skull asked me how to save guzma
and fought me

to say slippery isnt falling a bit behind is a lie :(

also plumeria came and apologized, in what was honestly a really good scene
shes just. really well written.
i love her!

also she gave me poisonium z
kinda useless but ight

then i met hapu at the entrance to vast poni canyon, and she challenged me to her grand trial

plan for hapu: slippery and genbu run away with victory

led slippery, who ohkod dugtrio after it set up sand
and then hapu's mudsdale ohkod slippery with a crit tectonic rage
FUCK.
god.

ugh

genbu came in to finish it with a razor leaf, then ohkod gastro with razor leaf, then dropped curse for giga drain mid battle, then nuked hapu's flygon with a crit bloom doom off of razor leaf

fuck

well i guess i won, aand got groundium z

rip slippery, lvl 13-50
i noticed that you were falling behind, but i didnt think itd be that fast…

well that puts slug time on the team
cool, nice, great

anyways slug time learned blizzard and sludge wave! and has hp grass for some baller coverage

and also is doing very well so far! surprisingly

lillie go! cross the bridge!
YEAH SHE DID IT WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

also zydoge learned crunch wooooooo

damn slug time really wishes she had more pp on her moves…
also no ground move hurts

mina just gave me her fairium z
thanks girl
luv ya

why is scorpionman almost always the best option

also uh. man i literally ran slug time out of pp
completely

gator facts learned eq!

also slug time is caught up to the rest of the team

literally right at the end of vast poni canyon, right before the trial
damn

trial time

last one wooooooooooo

plan for totem kommo-o: scorpionman comes to save the day

scorpionman dodged a clanging scales and 2hkod the totem with acrobatics
the ally scizor was lvl 32?????????? huh????????????????????
it died.

there's dragonium z...if doge ever gets a dragon stab worth using lmao

altar of the sunne baybeeeeeeeeeeeee

gotta wait for the sun to rise, then blow our flutes

i LOVE how the mc is deadass always expressionless

anyways it turns out that nebby was actually the legendary pokemon this whole time whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

honestly cool twist if u didnt know
i like that

time for the ultra deep sea

i fucking LOVE guzma

"Y'all are stupid!"

Guzma literally learned what fear was for the first time in the ultra deep sea and thats kinda wild

anyways

lusamine's insane

lusamine rants about how she doesn't need anything, lillie tells her to fuck off and stop being the literal worst, and lusamine goes off at me for "tainting lillie"
then she fused with a nihilego

i still think that she should at least have a nihilego in this fight

but nope

plan for mother beast lusamine: gonna show her who's really grounded. and beat the shit out of her

led horse techno, who ohkod clefable with heavy slam
swapped to scorpionman for lilligant, it whiffed a petal dance thanks to affection bonuses and i ohkod with acrobatics
then genbu got a crit razor leaf on milotic and ended its life IMMEDIATELY
swapped to zydoge for mismagius, pain split proceeded to lower *its health only* and crunch ohkod lmao
bewear nearly got ohkod by slug time's z-muddy water, but it just stalled for time with pain split
yknow, like a bitch.

absolutely no match for me

anyways then lillie had nebby beat the shit out of the mother beast herself and free lusamine
but the nihilego started getting mad so it warped us the hell out of dodge

cool
then we rushed lusamine to a hospital and nebby decided that it wanted to be caught and trained
im not the person to do that
so nebby got masterballed and given to lillie
because, yknow, nebby really is her pokemon.
(gameplaywise its in the "for lillie" box but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

i LOVE how protective lillie is of nebby
that's a bond
that's love

then nanu showed up and said "lets go to lanakila together, even tho its a pain in the ass"

i love nanu

anyways when i got to lanakila gladion was like "yo im gonna give u a good battle. as thanks for literally saving my sister's life, my mom's life, and nebby's life."

plan for gladion: win big

led horse techno who 2hkod crobat with rock slide -> heavy slam
zydoge swapped in for silvally fire, and 2hkod that with thousand arrows -> espeed
horse techno came back in to ohko weavile with double kick
and zygarde ohkod lucario with thousand arrows

thanks for the battle, champ

GLADION YOUR SMILE
PRECIOUS
GOOD
I LOVE
OMG

sun and moon may have some quirks...but im starting to think theyre the best games in the series

not usum, sumo

hear me out: a wonderful story that feels coherent, solid difficulty with a good xp curve and unique challenges thanks to totems, good music, good graphics for this series, and most importantly

the characters are all written PERFECTLY
their expressions all ALWAYS have meaning, and they all feel so well done. there are several different character arcs that each grow and come into their own in satisfying ways, and honestly?

these are the best pokemon games. fight me.

anyways lanakila time

found tm ice beam and taught it to slug time

also grabbed icium z!

pokemon league time!!

wait fuck the relearner costs heart scales in this game????

maaaaaaaaan fuck that

and fuck level grinding

man its weird not having a shark on the team.
man its weird going in underleveled.
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…

oh well we'll still win (probably)

anyways time for the warm up

plan for final hau: roll him (after beating raichu)

led with the doge, ohkod raichu with a thousand arrows
genbu learned leaf storm
thought that slug time could handle primarina but NOPE moonblast 2hkos
so genbu annihilated prim with bloom doom
then gator facts rolled the rest of his team

hau im sorry u lost but i needed to win
anyways

gotta go buy more full restores brb

Genbu the Torterra, lvl 57
Docile nature, Overgrow
Likes to fight.
184 HP, 166 Atk, 149 Def, 103 Sp. Atk, 114 Sp. Def, 95 Spe
Earthquake/Leaf Storm/Razor Leaf/Crunch
genbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i love you
sucks to not have wood hammer but we'll live, i think, i swear
godlike, tanked an ice beam from a lapras earlier so thats how you know he's a real g

Horse Techno the Mudsdale, lvl 56
Naughty nature, Stamina
Alert to sounds.
192 HP, 185 Atk, 136 Def, 87 Sp. Atk, 108 Sp. Def, 77 Spe
Heavy Slam/Double Kick/Rock Slide/Earthquake
hey yall know that i used to use mudsdale in vgc 2020 right
because i did, and theres a damn good reason why
this horse is unstoppable holy fucking shit

Scorpionman the Gliscor, lvl 57
Lax nature, Sand Veil
Likes to fight.
167 HP, 150 Atk, 185 Def, 72 Sp. Atk, 93 Sp. Def, 131 Spe
Poison Jab/Sky Uppercut/Acrobatics/Knock Off
the mvp of the run hands down
absolutely saved my ass against like every fucking opponent holy shit
my hero, your hero, everyone's hero, scorpionman!

Zydoge the Zygarde (10% Forme), lvl 55
Quirky nature, Aura Break
Likes to thrash about.
130 HP, 148 Atk, 111 Def, 95 Sp. Atk, 119 Sp. Def, 148 Spe
Crunch/Thousand Arrows/Extreme Speed/Brick Break
bork bork motherfuckers
we didnt have a lycanroc for sun and moon so this doge will have to do
wish it had more...well, everything, but hey that's what the scope lens is for ig

Gator Facts the Krookodile, lvl 56
Docile nature, Moxie
Somewhat of a clown.
189 HP, 167 Atk, 114 Def, 97 Sp. Atk, 99 Sp. Def, 136 Spe
Brick Break/Rock Slide/Crunch/Earthquake
criminally underutilized this run
honestly really good but just hasnt seen use because doge needed so much xp and everyone else had more utility
but hey the e4 are no joke, until moxie krook rolls them

Slug Time the Gastrodon, lvl 56
Timid nature, Storm Drain
Proud of its power.
200 HP, 106 Atk, 94 Def, 111 Sp. Atk, 106 Sp. Def, 67 Spe
Hidden Power (Grass)/Sludge Wave/Ice Beam/Muddy Water
rip to slippery, but slug time is different
and so much more useful holy shit
absolutely fucking based 100000%

ok back time to fight the e4

we got 4 trainers baybeeeeeeeeeee

hala's up first time to kick his ass

plan for hala: scorpionman goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i led scorpionman and used an x attack because i knew hala would fake out with hariyama
the only thing that survived a single hit was bewear. because of fluffy
so, uh, yeah

acrobatics is a good move

alright, next up: olivia.

who has no answer for moxie krook

plan for olivia: teach her some cool gator facts

led with gator facts, 2hkod relicanth with eq and got yawned for it
+1
then i healed off the sleep, carbink set up reflect
then i brick broke it and killed it with 2 eqs, with figy berry healing me in the process
+2
golem had steamroller and sturdy so i had to play it safe, but i got it good eventually
+3
lycanroc came in and got ohkod
+4
probopass sandstormed when it lived on sturdy
+win

gator facts: moxie krook is gross

hey i wonder what im going to do to acerola

hmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

plan for acerola: more cool gator facts

led with gator facts, predicted the fake out from sableye so i used an x spdef
to help take froslass's blizzard, potentially
then i crit black hole eclipsed the sableye
+1
froslass came in, blizzard didnt kill thanks to the x sp. def, got ohkod
+2
dhelmise died
+3
palossand died
+4
drifblim nearly took out gator facts with aftermath, rude
+win

gator facts: moxie krook is fucking disgusting

anyways, kahili!

flying type is a weird matchup for me

or it would be, but...well, you'll see

plan for kahili: what if i just did the same thing a third time in a row

led with zydoge. why? because gator facts can't break skarm
thousand arrows has a fucking DOPE animation holy SHIT
anyways zydoge 2hkod skarm while it set spikes
cool
now what if i brought in gator facts
ok so continental crush didnt ohko mandibuzz
so now gator facts has to actually ko a mandibuzz
please stand by
anyways that took 5 years
fuck mandibuzz
at least its dead
+1
but now toucannon could maybe kill gator facts if it lives…
not calcing, just switching
change of plans
HORSE TECHNO time
OR NOT I GUESS, IT LIVED A ROCK SLIDE AND DECIDED TO JUST Z MOVE ME AFTER BEAK BLASTING
man im stupid
rip horse techno
ugh
zydoge avenge your horse friend
ok thousand arrows took out the toucan
fuck you
and then zydoge took out oricorio too
then slug time took down crobat with 2 ice beams

FUCK im stupid. i thought horse could take a big hit but, im dumb,

rip Horse Techno, lvl 11-58
my mistakes cost you your life, im sorry :(

ight, now i have to fight kukui on level
5 vs 6

this is fine i can still do this

anyways

its time
to sit in the chair

plan for kukui: win it for horse techno

i led zydoge, who ohkod lycanroc with thousand arrows while it set up stealth rocks
then i switched to slug time for ninetales
i have literally one way to beat this thing. i think.
anyways ninetales missed blizzard and i got to, for the first time ever, see acid downpour in game
it ohkod, lets fucking GO
anyways, switched to scorpionman for braviary, it set up tailwind while i acrobaticsed
then it whirlwinded me out after another acrobatics, slug time came in and ice beamed on the full restore turn
then it whirlwinded AGAIN into gator facts. his loss
but he switched? into incin? when i rock slid?
so i just clicked eq and it got ohkod lmao
+1
then i crunched braviary
+2
then i brick broke snorlax twice to kill it
+3
then i rock slide->eq'd magnezone to kill it (it had sturdy)
+win

gator facts: alligators have rounded snouts, crocodiles have pointed snouts
thats how it be

also we won

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BAYBEEEEEEE THATS ALOLA DONE

we're the first ever champion

i dont care about the postcredits koko fight


we're done here

seeya in galar

regions beaten: 7
cumulative badges: 48
trials beaten: 7
grand trials beaten: 4
cumulative deaths: 8
rocky top: tennessee...
Shark: IX
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED x2
hoenn elite 4: soloed
Slugs: Hugged
Holes: Loved
Cap'n Munch: Overboard...
Turters: Handled
Horse: Techno...
Zygarde: 10%
Gator Facts: Delivered
 
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erk pls

Femur Snapper/Wig Snatcher
Globetrotter
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
136
Caught
Jun 23, 2019
Messages
942
Nature
Jolly
Pokémon Type
Water, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
HEEEEEEEEEY-YO DFEFFDDSKFSLDKLJAJFLSKJFOJWOEFOSDJFOSJDVOIJSOANOFHSEOJOSIJOFIWOIESNFWIOVSIOGJOISNFVOISHFOISJEG-YO

SM is definitely my favorite Pokemon game. I find that a lot of people's enjoyment comes down to how they feel about SOS battles, since those are a big part of the trials. Personally I never minded them too much, though if other people do then it's understandable. To date, it's the ONLY mainline Pokemon game that has ever made me legit cry.

Have fun in Galar! There's a lot of cool stuff for you to get there, so make the most of it!
 

redninjapuffle

Probably playing DragonBall FighterZ
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
841
Caught
Sep 24, 2019
Messages
701
Location
Peaceful Plains
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He
Pokémon Type
Electric, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Redninjapuffles are known to want to create their own nuzlocke stories or comics, however, many have yet to start one.
HORSE TECHNO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AT least you still did it
 

Heather

blep
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
265
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
259
Location
Fódlan
Nature
Sassy
Pronouns
she/her, they/them works too
Pokémon Type
Water, Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon is a flaming lesbian under a mountain of gender dysphoria. Wheeeee!
HORSE TECHNO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Much as I like Z moves for how they fix my hold item troubles, enemy Z moves absolutely reinforce my attitude of "KILL THE ENEMY FAST SO THEY DONT HAVE THE CHANCE TO MURDER MY PLAN"

god bless guzma and god bless gator facts

now go show pokebrits the glory of dirt
 

0 Anonymous

Johto League Champion
Pokédex No.
193
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
631
Location
Zetaboards
Pokémon Type
???
birds, the natural enemy of the horse.

also fun fact: crit tectonic rage off a Mudsdale EQ deletes 2/3 of your team. Even Horse Techno would've died from that without EV training & a +def nature. godDAMN Hapu was out for blood

sumo weird tbh, Z-moves were a lot of hellmurder aggro for a pretty slow and bulky region as a whole and it has a lot of the same issues I have with BW where you can kinda guess how someone feels about the region just by asking them how much they like Lillie (and w/ equally wack mon variety). Not bad, but weird.

gl in funny british place, get some crazy wild area stuff
 

sky_

life is a trip alright
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
181
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
523
Location
A place to nap
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
They/Them
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This ghost tries to be studious and businesslike, but will squee or keysmash easily. They would love to cuddle every adorable cat in the world.
hell yeah u did it! congrats!
faba was waiting for us when we went up

so i beat him up
gator facts just black hole eclipsed his hypno, i refuse to give this man anything resembling a fair fight
hell yes u go get him, he does not deserve fairness he is annoying
GLADION SMILED AT US
THAT! THAT'S WORTH PROTECTING
I LOVE GLADION I LOVE HIS EPIC SMILE HE IS UNDERRATED RIVAL
also plumeria came and apologized, in what was honestly a really good scene
shes just. really well written.
i love her!
so! many! well written characters! legit not since b/w have i been so happ with this story
hear me out: a wonderful story that feels coherent, solid difficulty with a good xp curve and unique challenges thanks to totems, good music, good graphics for this series, and most importantly

the characters are all written PERFECTLY
their expressions all ALWAYS have meaning, and they all feel so well done. there are several different character arcs that each grow and come into their own in satisfying ways, and honestly?
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK yessss i love Sun/Moon so much
sucks to not have wood hammer but we'll live, i think, i swear
godlike, tanked an ice beam from a lapras earlier so thats how you know he's a real g
that is amazing omg, best turt starter, 10/10
OR NOT I GUESS, IT LIVED A ROCK SLIDE AND DECIDED TO JUST Z MOVE ME AFTER BEAK BLASTING
man im stupid
DDDDD: oh no! dsjkfldh that thing also has skill link bullet seed for some reason D: i'm sorry about that, rip best mudslale
 

Shark

Training to be Cute
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
8
Caught
May 15, 2019
Messages
270
Location
yes
Nature
Naive
Pronouns
She/Her/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
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HEEEEEEEEEY-YO DFEFFDDSKFSLDKLJAJFLSKJFOJWOEFOSDJFOSJDVOIJSOANOFHSEOJOSIJOFIWOIESNFWIOVSIOGJOISNFVOISHFOISJEG-YO

SM is definitely my favorite Pokemon game. I find that a lot of people's enjoyment comes down to how they feel about SOS battles, since those are a big part of the trials. Personally I never minded them too much, though if other people do then it's understandable. To date, it's the ONLY mainline Pokemon game that has ever made me legit cry.

Have fun in Galar! There's a lot of cool stuff for you to get there, so make the most of it!
defs looking forward to galar's mon variety, though im a lil peeved at lacking both gligar and numel completely...

HORSE TECHNO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AT least you still did it
honestly really vibin with the "at least we made it"

HORSE TECHNO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Much as I like Z moves for how they fix my hold item troubles, enemy Z moves absolutely reinforce my attitude of "KILL THE ENEMY FAST SO THEY DONT HAVE THE CHANCE TO MURDER MY PLAN"

god bless guzma and god bless gator facts

now go show pokebrits the glory of dirt
i deadass forgot enemies had z moves because either they didnt get to use them or they did piss for damage until the kahili fight LMAO
time to bring dirt to galar

birds, the natural enemy of the horse.

also fun fact: crit tectonic rage off a Mudsdale EQ deletes 2/3 of your team. Even Horse Techno would've died from that without EV training & a +def nature. godDAMN Hapu was out for blood

sumo weird tbh, Z-moves were a lot of hellmurder aggro for a pretty slow and bulky region as a whole and it has a lot of the same issues I have with BW where you can kinda guess how someone feels about the region just by asking them how much they like Lillie (and w/ equally wack mon variety). Not bad, but weird.

gl in funny british place, get some crazy wild area stuff
i think that, as a standalone game, sun and moon are the best entry in the series, though as a pokemon game it tends to be a lot more personal of a subject
but like if someone was new to the series i'd recommend sun and moon first, free
also yeah that crit tecrage was uh. nasty. whiskers will be missed

hell yeah u did it! congrats!

hell yes u go get him, he does not deserve fairness he is annoying

I LOVE GLADION I LOVE HIS EPIC SMILE HE IS UNDERRATED RIVAL

so! many! well written characters! legit not since b/w have i been so happ with this story

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK yessss i love Sun/Moon so much

that is amazing omg, best turt starter, 10/10

DDDDD: oh no! dsjkfldh that thing also has skill link bullet seed for some reason D: i'm sorry about that, rip best mudslale
i honestly didnt care about skill link bullet seed because of horse's stamina
legitimately thought that that would just be free

ok sorry this took so long (a few days) milo proved to be an issue

ok galar time

taking notes on my phone in a new doc since my phone refuses to load 171 pages of notes

rude

am girl name shark what a shock

game opens with rose doing the intro narration
this game needed voice acting

this nuzlocke doesnt start until i can get my starter

my real starter aka a kip
and level it to catch up with the start starter

also pretty sure i *dont* have the dlc
so yeah

no going to isle of armor or crown tundra for me

anyways i gotta go to hops house to learn that i gotta go to the wedgehurst station to meet leon

cool

leon has arrived at wedgehurst and he is pants with directions
but he and his charizard are going to show us a champion time!

anyways sobble will be the starter to replace this time because that gives hop cinderace which is decently easy

ill still have to fight rillaboom at the end
and it will suck
but still

so then cutscenes happened, and then i battled hop but it didnt matter

really nothing up until i get ycomm is worth seriously documenting

i went to the weald to rescue a wooloo
a dog barked at me and i ran away
had class irl
moved the notes from my new temp doc to the old doc irl
went to the pokemon research lab
got a dex from sonia (hi sonia ily)
got fashion
got pokeballs
caught a skwovet to trade away on route 1
this is out of order
met the prof
battled hop
got a dmax band
sobble is lvl 11, so i need to hit lvl 11 on the kip before i go to the wild area
ok

aaaaaand i got the egg
Shark X the Mudkip is our starter!
rash (+sp. atk -sp. def) is a fine nature here
also as this one was bred by the lovely @Chess it has its hidden ability, which since this is the mudkip line means damp (aka not much difference)
lets do this

once shark x is lvl 11 we'll go on with the run
shark x learned water gun, rock smash, and rock throw on the way to 11
and we made it

weird to not have mud slap on a kip
this one technically did as an egg move, but mudkip doesn't actually learn mud slap by level in gen 8 so it was permanently deleted

anyways hop tells me off for not getting any catches, he just doesnt underSTAAAAAANd that theyre illegal

i love every character in this game btw
especially sonia im a simp

anyways i was about to board the train and mom chucked camping gear at my head
thanks ma you're more supportive than my real life mom

playing fetch with my weird axolotl fish dog thing

ok cool time for wild area catches
we got a lot to do

first up, got Oinker the lvl 8 swinub from rolling fields
serious (neutral nature) is meh, oblivious nulls intims which is nice

this drifloon WONT STOP CRITTING ME OH MY GOD

got Granzeboma the Golett from watchtower ruins
careful (+sp. def -sp. atk) is good here

north lake miloch gave me Cheeks the Diggersby, and catching cheeks made shark x evolve
calm (-atk +sp. def) is abysmal on cheeks but hey he has pickup

then i went to motostoke
and healed

then i went back an irl day later and caught spinaround the baltoy in west lake axewell
careful (-sp. atk +sp. def) seems alright until u realize that baltoy doesnt get much good phys coverage
h
these natures this run, ugh

both spinaround and cheeks are boxed

i went back to motostoke to bop around and progress, and i gotta say
i love how the places in this game feel pretty real

also whoever designed the album on display in the record store that's just a sizzlipede face, i love you
i love sizzlipede

also i talked to ball guy
ALWAYS talk to ball guy

ok time to get signed up
wish you could choose to wear a gym type uniform for the challenges but nooooooooooooooooooooooo
uniform number: 069

you should not have expected better of me

wasting money by getting my eye color changed AGAIN to fit better

ok time to go to the inn

sonia! hi! i love you!
she told me the story of galar

and then i fought team yell

MARNIE! MY DAUGHTER,
marnie is a GOOD character. incredible, even.

oh right i turned skip movies on.

hi rose!!!

i actually...really like this guy too
but also i have a lot of thoughts on him

first off, spoilers but the theme for when you battle oleana? that's a remix of Rose's theme. huh.
also, rose was kinda...mishandled? he deserved a lot more buildup as a villain tbh
because he didn't get much.
and even then he isn't a villain so much as an antagonist (yeah this is really just details, tbh) and his theme, while it has the cool thematic thing of chanting that says "Go Rose, Save Everyone" (or at least sounds like it does), the theme should have been less dramatic and more sad. somber. Rose doesn't WANT to fight you, he doesn't WANT to be the bad guy here, his theme should reflect that. At least the character themes for the antagonists in sun and moon fit them, rose's theme doesnt.

ok

rant over

oh HELL yeah i can fly

we have changed into our permanent new look: the ground uniform

anyways time for the motostoke hop fight
it was easy, oinker cleaned up rookidee and wooloo while scorbunny got annihilated by shark x

poor kid thinks he's people

moving on, route 3 came with a catch! a very important catch

Horse Girl the Stamina Mudbray joined the party at lvl 8!
level 8 is...mmph, but stamina is nice
naive (+spe, -sp. def), is...something, alright

then sonia told me about macro cosmos and i got an escape room

horse girl getting hit with fury swipes is essentially a fucking unskippable cutscene

im glad that stamina doesnt proc when ur already at +6

aaaaaaaaand that was all learned catching hole chaser the lvl 12 drilbur in galar mine 2
bold (-atk +def) sucks. god, -atk exca…
anyways i gave hole chaser drill run tr because of course i did

i know some people who have it down bad for the hard hat ladies...i get why, ngl

also it's bede time

this kid...im gonna have to pull his head outta his ass. forcefully.

plan for bede 1: end this man's hole career

so his solosis definitely almost took out hole chaser
but it got ohkod after a hone claws so its gucci
god, special attacks hurt
gothita and hatenna both eventually fell to shark x

cool, get out of here

anyways shark x learned water pulse and hole chaser learned metal claw
on route 4, which is where i am

for as much shit as people give the wild area...man a lot of this game is STUPID pretty
towns make me go WOW tbh

ok
its gym time soon
but first i wanna farm dynamax candies
and levels

because none of my calcs suggest any ability for a lvl 20 swinub to beat milo's eldegoss when dmaxed

let alone my other team members

and thats cool

anyways i will be using trs i get from raid grinding
as i level everyone to 25
this includes the tr waterfall i used on shark x

anyways summary of grinding:
everyone got to dmax 10
and lvl 25
shark x learned rock slide and waterfall
hole chaser learned crush claw

cool
im lvl 25 now
also bought some x items
:)

gym time

why cant i wear my ground uniformmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

wooloo herding time

plan for milo: win with x items and level advantage

sir where is your nose
led with oinker, used an x spdef, x atk, and x def
gossifleur was an ohko after that, then eldegoss died to hail after a max hailstorm
that may sound like it was smooth but eldegoss still did 50% to maxed oinker with +2 to both defenses with max overgrowth :)

so, uh, glad that's over
got a useless tm and a useless uniform

nice

Shark X the Marshtomp, lvl 25
Rash nature, Damp
Takes plenty of siestas.
78 HP, 56 Atk, 41 Def, 47 Sp. Atk, 38 Sp. Def, 37 Spe
Mud Shot/Rock Smash/Rock Slide/Waterfall

Oinker the Swinub, lvl 25
Serious nature, Oblivious
Strong willed.
66 HP, 36 Atk, 30 Def, 24 Sp. Atk, 27 Sp. Def, 32 Spe
Tackle/Mud-Slap/Powder Snow/Ice Shard

Horse Girl the Mudbray, lvl 25
Naive nature, Stamina
Likes to fight.
74 HP, 62 Atk, 43 Def, 33 Sp. Atk, 29 Sp. Def, 30 Spe
Bulldoze/Strength/Iron Defense/Double Kick

Hole Chaser the Drilbur, lvl 25
Bold nature, Sand Force
Quick to flee.
70 HP, 43 Atk, 34 Def, 24 Sp. Atk, 28 Sp. Def, 46 Spe
Crush Claw/Drill Run/Hone Claws/Metal Claw

regions beaten: 7
cumulative badges: 49
trials beaten: 7
grand trials beaten: 4
cumulative deaths: 8
rocky top: tennessee...
Shark: X
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED x2
hoenn elite 4: soloed
Slugs: Hugged
Holes: Loved
Cap'n Munch: Overboard...
Turters: Handled
Horse: Techno...
Zygarde: 10%
Gator Facts: Delivered
 
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redninjapuffle

Probably playing DragonBall FighterZ
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Team Delta
Pokédex No.
841
Caught
Sep 24, 2019
Messages
701
Location
Peaceful Plains
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He
Pokémon Type
Electric, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Redninjapuffles are known to want to create their own nuzlocke stories or comics, however, many have yet to start one.

erk pls

Femur Snapper/Wig Snatcher
Globetrotter
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
136
Caught
Jun 23, 2019
Messages
942
Nature
Jolly
Pokémon Type
Water, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
Oh cool, you did the type uniform thing too! I probably should've mentioned it during my run. that said you picked the ridiculously overdone meme number, so my disappointment is immeasurable

Honestly a -atk nature on Excadrill probably won't affect you too much. It's so ridiculously powerful that its Attack is still going to end up being super high, and even if it does have a noticeable effect, you also get Swords Dance. It's hardly ideal, sure, but don't let it worry you!
 

sky_

life is a trip alright
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Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
181
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
523
Location
A place to nap
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
They/Them
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This ghost tries to be studious and businesslike, but will squee or keysmash easily. They would love to cuddle every adorable cat in the world.
yessss nice work defeating milo, hopefully nessa and her water types will be less trouble thanks to the power of the almighty mudkip fren
 

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