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Written Log General [UCL3] It's Always a Good Day to Eat Dirt

Thread Description
monoground ucl time, no longer featuring a dog (currently on chap 29, alola's done)

0 Anonymous

Johto League Champion
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631
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Zetaboards
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I guess you solved that problem of having 7 mons you wanted to use pretty quick huh

nice slug rampage
 

erk pls

Femur Snapper/Wig Snatcher
Globetrotter
Writer
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Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
136
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942
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
is barry a himbo???? the answer may surprise you

Goddamn, losing Beefmaster with such a good nature must have hurt. At least he...wasn't going to end up with Solid Rock as a Rhyperior? I dunno.

you are actually going to catch up with me at this rate i applaud your efforts
 

redninjapuffle

Probably playing DragonBall FighterZ
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Team Delta
Pokédex No.
841
Caught
Sep 24, 2019
Messages
701
Location
Peaceful Plains
Nature
Calm
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Electric, Dark
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Redninjapuffles are known to want to create their own nuzlocke stories or comics, however, many have yet to start one.
Thats a rip, they shall be missed
 

Shark

Training to be Cute
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
8
Caught
May 15, 2019
Messages
270
Location
yes
Nature
Naive
Pronouns
She/Her/They/Them
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Fairy, Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #45
I guess you solved that problem of having 7 mons you wanted to use pretty quick huh

nice slug rampage
well when i look at it that way i feel less bad about IMMEDIATELY losing a pokemon who in endgame is a direct upgrade to golem* (not actually)

is barry a himbo???? the answer may surprise you

Goddamn, losing Beefmaster with such a good nature must have hurt. At least he...wasn't going to end up with Solid Rock as a Rhyperior? I dunno.

you are actually going to catch up with me at this rate i applaud your efforts
barry's too twinky to be a himbo but the spirit's there
the real silver lining to beefmaster's death is that its not my last chance to get a rhyperior, so thats something

how are you going so f a s t

thanks for the reminder, time to go hug a slug

wake: crashed
hyperfixation is one hell of a phenomena ill tell you what
i played this game for like 10 hours straight yesterday

Thats a rip, they shall be missed
sometimes it do just be like that 😔

pleased to report that the runaway update train cannot and will not stop

bomb in the marsh

it do be lookin kinda moist tho

oops it boomed

i cant believe this specific galactic grunt is a caricature of british people

anyways i hunted him down and beat up his frog

then cynthia sent me on some errands >:(

smooth: "is this your older sister"
no and im glad shes not
i cant marry my sister
cynthia pls marry me

ok i saved the psyduck, now cynthia wants me to save celestic

this is a really poorly done railroad to get me to go to celestic
just have a grunt mention delivering the bomb to celestic town, and smooth come by to tell you where it is, then have cynthia help the psyducks when you get back to them
fixed
you can still add in the old charm delivery
super fixed

doing lost tower while im here

thats done, onwards and upwards
to celestic we go

that ace trainer had water pulse aipom

THERE THEY ARE
THE RAICHU GYARA BASTARDS

holy SHIT thunder fang didnt ohko gyara and it nearly ohkod dry glide with aqua tail
fuck
good thing it didnt

tm30 shadow ball…
i miss nidos

cool im at celestic

ooh a dragon fang

time to deal with the bomb grunt
he was easy

but cyrus is coming up

anyways lookin at the mural
3 dudes and an orb
sick mural

ok cyrus time

...i thought that yugu could take an ice punch from sneasel








i was right as always but it lived the eq so i switched to hug a slug

who handled it nicely :^)
anyways golbat came out so
i switched to prog rock who dispatched it effortlessly
then dry glide handled murkrow easily

cya later nihilism man

ill have figured out how im dealing with weavile by then

maybe
anyways hug a slug learned surf

onwards to canalave
on the way bonecrushr learned earthquake
nice

canalave time! and that means smooth time!
i led prog rock and got his staraptor with 4 hit rock blast
next
dry and glide took out roserade, floatzel, and heracross
then i healed him and he took out infernape too

DRY AND GLIDE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ok so heres the plan: i go meet up with riley and grind to lvl 44 across
then do byron, then when its time for candace i come back and make sure im 48 across

cool cool

found a protector…
rip beefmaster

thanks riley for helping me grind
sorry i keep earthquaking your lucario
actually ur lucario should give me xp

:v

prog rock learned double edge
hug a slug forgot hidden power and learned muddy water

gym time

plan for byron: earth quake

shark v used earthquake 4 times and it was over
huh that sounds familiar…

library time

the books in here are wack as fuck

but its ok i cant read

anyways rowan wanted us to meet up about something
us being me bitchboy and smoothbrain
we were all gonna investigate the lake spirits
but team galactic is doing it for us so we can goof off

what do you mean that's a bad thing
what do you mean there's a bomb

time to go to lake valor
also i gave bonecrushr strength

so it turns out that they blew up the lake

huh

they really did it

anyways saturn
his hair makes him look like a catboy
cmere catboy imma show you what it means to be neutered
no challenge at all

spay and neuter your pets

time to go to lake verity and fight mars

she actually put up a fight because she put shark v to sleep

i am only using shark v can u guess why

well the answer happened in mt coronet

THATS RIGHT BABY ITS GARCHOMP TIME
SHARK V EVOLVED
THIS GAME IS FUCKED

anyways time for snow

my mortal enemy
this is the part of the game where literally everything is stepped off
i love it but yikes scary

maylene please stay safe and warm :<

shark v learned rock climb

pig lad the swinub was caught on route 217
hell yeah
currently boxed but considering i can get a basically instant mamoswine…

yugu FINALLY learned crunch

anyways i got to snowpoint
and now it's grind time

but first i evolved pig lad. twice

nice

mamoswine get

pig lad is backup #1, tho i hope it doesnt come to that

also im just. not gonna clear iron island because of that lmao

anyways i ground to 48 so its gym time

plan for candice: pray

led prog rock against sneasel, rock blast missed once and kod turn 2
then i switched to bonecrushr for abomasnow since she is FASTER and has fire fang
how would i know she's faster? sand stream activated BEFORE snow warning, and since abilities activate in order of speed, that's a dead giveaway
fire fang ohkod
hug a slug came in for piloswine and murked it with surf
then i switched bonecrushr back in for froslass to set sand over hail and immediately switched back to hug a slug
froslass set up 3 double teams so i couldnt hit surfs reliably, but after getting frozen by blizzard and healing that off i connected 2 surfs and froslass died from sand damage immediately after the second

what would i have done if bonecrushr was slower than aboma? uhhhhhhhhhh thats a very good question that i dont have to answer anymore :)
avalanche will be reserved for pig lad

speaking of pig lad idt i mentioned this but he is gentle (+sp. def -def), just like hug a slug

then i went to the lake, and smooth was there, but he lost to jupiter
oof ouch
i wouldnt have :)

why does everyone say "well IM gonna be the champ IM gonna be the strongest NOT you" when i have an undefeated record on every trainer i fight
like yeah its good to dream but at least acknowledge the fact that your rival (me) is stronger than you (windy, twink, smooth) at present moment and dramatically say "but it won't be like this for long! I'll surpass you, you'll see!"

anyways time to go fuck up a criminal organization

i have been told that the galactic grunt formerly in front of the galactic headquarters knows nothing about a hypothetical storage key

very interesting

anyways unrelatedly i found a weird key lemme see if i can open the warehouse

also i used some vitamins on my team

2 calciums for hug a slug -> roughly 3 more special attack, thats kinda baller

actually just remembered to go grab something
got tm13 ice beam for hug a slug
VERY important for, uh, ill get back to you on that one

back to regularly scheduled villain toppling

i keep getting good tms with nobody to teach them to
shadow ball, psychic, grass knot, sludge bomb…

whered i pick up the galactic key, anyway?

i love rock type moves
i'd love to land one someday

passing on stone edge for prog rock...for the time being

anyways i listened to cyrus speech
dude's wack as fuck

anyway

time to fight him now
id do the plan thing but like i just swept him with shark v
sneasel was a 1hko crobat and honchkrow both 2hkod
lmao

then i went in, swept saturn also with shark v, and saved the lake spirits

cool, that's done

next time sinnoh is over

Yugu the Torterra, lvl 49
Rash nature, Overgrow
Good endurance.
166 HP, 121 Atk, 134 Def, 106 Sp. Atk, 82 Sp. Def, 71 Spe
Earthquake/Curse/Crunch/Wood Hammer

Prog Rock the Golem, lvl 49
Mild nature, Rock Head
Likes to thrash about.
147 HP, 130 Atk, 136 Def, 79 Sp. Atk, 74 Sp. Def, 61 Spe
Earthquake/Rock Blast/Rock Smash/Double-Edge

Hug a Slug the Gastrodon, lvl 49
Gentle nature, Storm Drain
Alert to sounds.
181 HP, 95 Atk, 81 Def, 109 Sp. Atk, 101 Sp. Def, 66 Spe
Surf/Mud Bomb/Ice Beam/Muddy Water

Dry Glide the Gliscor, lvl 49
Adamant nature, Hyper Cutter
Scatters things often.
147 HP, 117 Atk, 150 Def, 48 Sp. Atk, 81 Sp. Def, 109 Spe
Swords Dance/Ice Fang/Aerial Ace/Thunder Fang

Shark V the Garchomp, lvl 49
Bold nature, Sand Veil
Somewhat vain.
181 HP, 127 Atk, 139 Def, 92 Sp. Atk, 105 Sp. Def, 133 Spe
Earthquake/Dragon Claw/Crunch/Rock Climb

Bonecrushr the Hippowdon, lvl 49
Brave nature, Sand Stream
Likes to run.
178 HP, 129 Atk, 139 Def, 86 Sp. Atk, 80 Sp. Def, 66 Spe
Earthquake/Crunch/Strength/Fire Fang

regions beaten: 3
cumulative badges: 31
cumulative deaths: 4
rocky top: tennessee...
bunnies: 1...
Shark: V
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED
hoenn elite 4: soloed
Slugs: Hugged
 

Shark

Training to be Cute
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Team Delta
Pokédex No.
8
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Messages
270
Location
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Nature
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Pronouns
She/Her/They/Them
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Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
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no replies, just vengeance

we did it yall

went and did some rock climbing for items in places
also found the suite key, cant remember the last time i did that
always thought it was behind rock climb

anyways time for mt coronet!

while pokemon crystal version may have one of the best osts in the series and may use chiptune in ways i consider unreal

holy shit dppt uses its fucking soundfont for some of the SICKEST tunes

its a very swingy, jazzy soundtrack that fits unbelievably well and actually sounds p good on the ds

love it so much

and the mt coronet track is a PERFECT example of that

tm80 rock slide! legitimately stumped on who to give this to (thinking of either shark v or bonecrushr here)

ok now im at spear pillar after extensively looting the mountain

hey smooth thanks for helping out with mars and jupiter

anyways cyrus has the red chain! and he's gonna summon dialga and palkia oooh scary

i like how in dp he actually like. poses a threat, but in pt dialga and palkia both just fuck off because they dont want to deal with giratina

the only threat is "we need to uh, make sure giratina doesnt kill cyrus and then decide to off the world"

i like how when giratina starts showing up the lake spirits start flying erratically

oh wait the distortion spreads from the distortion world

huh ok so there IS a threat to existence

cool
i forgot

anyways spooky hole time

distortion world is the fucking COOLEST thing and the fact that we dont get this much effort for new legendaries is sad

this place is just sick to navigate and has a neat strength puzzle

love it love it love it

bring it back pls

anyways cyrus is malding

plan for cyrus 3: deal with each threat using tactics and shift mode

i love gastrodon's cry
anyways i led hug a slug and ohkod houndoom with surf, but got burned by will o wisp
nbd tho
then i swapped to dry glide for gyara, it lived thunder fang but did only 50% with ice fang so i just thunder fanged again and kod
swapped to prog rock for weavile, got faked out but then tanked ice punch and kod back with rock blast
then i healed prog rock and missed two rock blasts against honchkrow, making me heal MORE
first rock blast i landed didnt kill so we both healed AGAIN but after that a 3 hit rock blast did the job
3 hit rock blast ended crobat

gg cyrus you scary motherfucker
stay malding

anyways theres an angry giratina too

but its ok because shark v crit it with a dragon claw and felled it immediately

lmao xd

glad thats over
anyways sunyshore time :)

this man on rt 222 just has a child in his house dressed up like his pikachu

kinda fucked up

hey its sunyshore

hey its flint

love this guy

flint wants me to kick volkner's ass so hard that he'll care about life

im the ground type expert if theres one thing i can do its kick his ass

anyways gym time

plan for volkner: gee i fucking wonder

"you better not lose easy, make me remember how fun it is to battle"
i can guarantee that i will both fail to lose and fail to provide you with a fun battle
shark v clicked earthquake four times.
im getting a sense of deja vu

volkner: "yo you just dumpstered me LMAO have a badge and tm57 charge beam"

bet

i went to go leave sunyshore and smooth told me that he'll beat me
nah fam not even close

anyways jasmine (my sweet daughter i love you) gave me waterfall
fuck yeah time to give another hm to hug a slug

got to victory road after yugu used her BIG PLANT GODDESS GF powers to annihilate the water routes

then i caught Unicorn the Rhydon in victory rd.
unicorn is quirky with lightningrod
w/e

at this point unless prog rock bites it in vr im not training him up

hug a slug learned recover, baller

found stone edge, p sick

anyways that's victory road cleared out

time to grind to 60 across

ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERED THE FIGHT AGAINST SMOOTH WOOPS

plan for smooth: uhhhhhhhhhh

well i won
i was kinda flustered so i just focused on kicking his ass but yeah

shark v handled infernape and roserade, dry glide took out floatzel, staraptor, and heracross, and prog rock took out lax

guess that happened

part of the grind included getting shark v to 60 and immediately feeding him 4 rare candies
jsyk
and getting a blue shard for sucker punch over rock smash on prog rock, and some heart scales for fire fang over thunder fang on dry glide and giga drain over curse on yugu
anyways its over

im gonna get sappy with these im STUPIDLY attached to this team

Yugu the Torterra, lvl 60
Rash nature, Overgrow
Good endurance.
205 HP, 161 Atk, 168 Def, 132 Sp. Atk, 104 Sp. Def, 90 Spe
Earthquake/Giga Drain/Crunch/Wood Hammer
the carrier of earlygame
the unsung hero
she may have faded to the background for a while during the middle and end parts of this game because of other team members being better choices, but god is she tough
the amount of ice moves she's shrugged off? it's been insane. she'll probs not see much use here, but bertha is her bitch

YUGUSTRONG BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Prog Rock the Golem, lvl 60
Mild nature, Rock Head
Likes to thrash about.
179 HP, 164 Atk, 174 Def, 99 Sp. Atk, 90 Sp. Def, 80 Spe
Earthquake/Rock Blast/Double-Edge/Sucker Punch
i was so set to use a rhyperior
and then beefmaster bit it
but yknow? that's alright! because even though i have unicorn in the box, i have prog rock
and prog rock once again is an excellent fucking pick. im growing super attached to my golems for damn good reason, and this one is no exception. expect prog rock to see use against flint

Hug a Slug the Gastrodon, lvl 60
Gentle nature, Storm Drain
Alert to sounds.
222 HP, 117 Atk, 101 Def, 134 Sp. Atk, 124 Sp. Def, 84 Spe
Surf/Recover/Ice Beam/Toxic
have you hugged a slug today?
because if you haven't, youll have to contend with this behemoth
as a kid i used to think it was wack that cynthia had a gastrodon in dp, now i wonder why she doesnt in plat. hug a slug is one of the biggest reasons this run still lives, saving us against both wake and candice. new moveset for being a bulky motherfucker, still a precious slug
HUG! YOUR! SLUGS!

Dry Glide the Gliscor, lvl 60
Adamant nature, Hyper Cutter
Scatters things often.
180 HP, 154 Atk, 189 Def, 61 Sp. Atk, 101 Sp. Def, 138 Spe
Swords Dance/Ice Fang/Aerial Ace/Fire Fang
DRY AND GLIDE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
named after the hand powder Jules Conroy (musician, streamer, and youtuber) uses when speedrunning, this gliscor makes every battle exactly as smooth as the name implies
also, having the highest def on this team isn't for show -- this fucker takes ice fangs without flinching, and usually ohkos whatever used the fang. plus, has very unique coverage himself that is gonna lend him to be one of the MVPs for this e4

Bonecrushr the Hippowdon, lvl 60
Brave nature, Sand Stream
Likes to run.
217 HP, 166 Atk, 177 Def, 107 Sp. Atk, 99 Sp. Def, 86 Spe
Earthquake/Crunch/Stone Edge/Fire Fang
have you ever seen what a hippo does to bone?
shit's fucking terrifying, hippos are SCARY
bonecrushr lives up to her name but shrugging off fucking everything with that massive hp and often KOing back with her devastating power and solid coverage. but the real virtue here is her ability -- permanent sand lets her, and me, chip down most opponents, boost shark v's evasion with his sand veil, and give prog rock a sizeable bulk boost. hasn't really had any battles where she's gotten to take the glory, but her presence is always there. fear the bonecrushr.

and lastly,

Shark V the Garchomp, lvl 64
Bold nature, Sand Veil
Somewhat vain.
235 HP, 172 Atk, 183 Def, 119 Sp. Atk, 136 Sp. Def, 179 Spe
Earthquake/Dragon Claw/Crunch/Rock Slide
what pokemon was fit to fill shark iv's shoes? another swampert would have been a mere follower, never able to capture the glory of shark iv himself.
naturally, we had to pick another.
a real shark.
and we got shark v, the annihilator's second coming. everyone knows how strong garchomp is. look at those stats. remember what cynthia has. and know that shark v is in every way superior to that imposter.
look upon shark v, and know fear.

enough bragging, it's showtime

this is for the mononormal run

this is for bear, and program, and sparrow, and lucky, and giraffe, and rodent

let's fucking go

hi bug nuzforums
im gonna kick ur ass rn sorry

plan for aaron: DRY AND GLIDE BABY

i led dry and glide because of course
swords danced against yanmega, then got flinched by air slash. ohkod with aerial ace on turn 3
aerial ace 2hkod drapion while its ice fang did exactly jack shit
i then healed because yanmega also did some decent damage and by this point dry and glide was at like 30% hp, scizor iron headed for...i guess a lil bit of damage
fire fang ohkod scizor lol
then heracross and vespiquen were ohkod by aerial ace lol

as expected

bye bug nuzforums cya on ffxiv
hello bertha ur whiscash ruined my dreams last time
not today

plan for bertha: yugu and hug simultaneous assault

led yugu, bertha led whiscash
giga drain ohkod, NOT TODAY SATAN
hug a slug tagged in for gliscor
i IMMEDIATELY got crit for a lot of damage, but ice beam ohkod
then i sat in front of hippo and recovered to full before ohkoing it with surf
surf also ohkod golem and rhyperior

THIS IS WHY WE HUG OUR SLUGS

BYE BERTHA

hey flint, i dumpstered your boyfriend and ill do the same to you

plan for flint: prog rock and bonecrushr do the sand thing

prog rock led with an earthquake to ohko houndoom, but houndoom used sunny day
then infernape was coming out so i switched in THE BONECRUSHER, BONECRUSHR
bonecrushr ohkod both infernape and rapidash, but rapidash set up sun ALSO
so i switched to prog rock for magmortar and then immediately back to bonecrushr
who i healed to tank the impending solar beam + flamethrower (she was left with 22 hp after both, yikes)
bonecrushr ohkod magmortar with eq
prog rock handled flareon nicely with a 4 hit rock blast despite being burned

boyfriends: dumpstered

that was fun

anyways, hey foureyes im gonna kick ur shit in u goddamn nerd

plan for lucian: shark v beats him up and takes his lunch money (feat other helpers)

mr mime got crunched
espeon got chunched
dry and glide tagged in for bronzong, but failed to get the 2hko before lucian healed
and zong calm minded so i couldnt stay in after fire fanging on the heal turn
i switched in hug a slug and finished zong off with 2 surfs
then switched back to shark v for alakazam
zam got chunched
gallade got quaked

cya nerd, thanks for the lunch money

im gonna buy onigiri

but also...it's time

for cynthia

plan for cynthia: dry and glide and shark v roll her while hug a slug helps

led hug a slug for spiritomb
whiffed a toxic but landed the second one, then started recovering in its face while it sat there dying
then a crit surf took it out from 65%
brought in dry glide for roserade, aerial ace ohkod
then i brought hug a slug in for milotic
and proceeded to miss 5 toxics. fun.
but its ok because i landed one and then stalled until cynthia full restored
and then i did it again until milotic died :)
then her garchomp came out
and shark v took the field

dragon claw failed to nab the ohko…

but so did her dragon rush :)

so shark v 2hkod with dragon claw

fuck you my shark's better than yours

anyways i brought in dry glide for togekiss but it has...water pulse? so back to hug a slug
anyways we started trading ice beams and airslashes and then kiss got a crit that brought hug a slug to 4 hp
ok
cool
alright
anyways i healed and then got an ice beam to land and ko
nice
dry glide was still low and so was shark v so bonecrushr came in to claim the ohko on lucario with eq

ok
thats it

deathless cynthia

thats a fucking first

anyways

gg

i fucking did it

my demons, overcome

*breathes in*

FUCK SINNOH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

regions beaten: 4
cumulative badges: 32
cumulative deaths: 4
rocky top: tennessee...
bunnies: 1...
Shark: V
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED
hoenn elite 4: soloed
Slugs: Hugged
 

0 Anonymous

Johto League Champion
Pokédex No.
193
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
631
Location
Zetaboards
Pokémon Type
???
Actually forgot that Giratina was, you know, threatening the fabric of reality and all that jazz

yugustrong

wait really whiscash was your name last time? huh

nice cynthia destruction, congrats
 

erk pls

Femur Snapper/Wig Snatcher
Globetrotter
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
136
Caught
Jun 23, 2019
Messages
942
Nature
Jolly
Pokémon Type
Water, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
man, you beat sinnoh faster than i beat kanto, that's impressive

please tell me you'll be using Torterra in at least one more region it is too dope to be a one-hit wonder
 

sky_

life is a trip alright
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
181
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
523
Location
A place to nap
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
They/Them
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This ghost tries to be studious and businesslike, but will squee or keysmash easily. They would love to cuddle every adorable cat in the world.
hello i might have only caught up to the johto stuff but i love this log so much and i love ur commentary style

and the answer is that im not a COWARD

it is a pivotally powerful move in the right situations

and i crave POWER
rollout is a badass move in the right moments i am glad someone said it xD
also i just had a moment where i looked at my team and thought "that sure is a lot of ground types, huh"

then about 2 seconds later i realized "wait a second"
askfksjdfhkj epic monolocke energy means all the duplicating types
AND MACHAMP IS OHKOD BY ANOTHER CRIT AERIAL ACE KICKBALL YOU GOD
WHAT A CHAMP, WHAT A GENIUS
this is why sandslash is the most epic bean in the world that is an epic feat, machamp are so bulky
who missed two iron tails and died at 50% from a crit psychic

god. damnit.
DDDDD: oh no!! i;m so sorry sludflsjk
god mudkip is so SMALL
CHILD
you LAD
you fucking BABY
i love it so much
what an amazing baby, a fren, a child, i can see why they launched a thousand memes
i love seeing all the slowpokes around town...they're so cute! they go "yaan?" everywhere! i love them
i love slowpoke
yessss happy slowpoke children, we protecc the carefree beans
umbreon got kicked to death by bunny girl and i swear to god super effective means nothing vs that pokemon
umbreon is an amazing 'mon but oh dear that sounds like a right pain to fight
 

Shark

Training to be Cute
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
8
Caught
May 15, 2019
Messages
270
Location
yes
Nature
Naive
Pronouns
She/Her/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
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Actually forgot that Giratina was, you know, threatening the fabric of reality and all that jazz

yugustrong

wait really whiscash was your name last time? huh

nice cynthia destruction, congrats
my only way to beat bertha without losses was sweeping her with curse bibarel, but said bibarel got ohkod by crit earth power
it was nasty
anyways ty and yugustrong

man, you beat sinnoh faster than i beat kanto, that's impressive

please tell me you'll be using Torterra in at least one more region it is too dope to be a one-hit wonder
i might use torterra...ill have to look at the upcoming regions, im not sure how friendly kalos or alola are to it, and i wanna go mudkip in unova for reasons

hello i might have only caught up to the johto stuff but i love this log so much and i love ur commentary style


rollout is a badass move in the right moments i am glad someone said it xD

askfksjdfhkj epic monolocke energy means all the duplicating types

this is why sandslash is the most epic bean in the world that is an epic feat, machamp are so bulky

DDDDD: oh no!! i;m so sorry sludflsjk

what an amazing baby, a fren, a child, i can see why they launched a thousand memes

yessss happy slowpoke children, we protecc the carefree beans

umbreon is an amazing 'mon but oh dear that sounds like a right pain to fight
this ucl has taught me how good sandslash is
but also yeah every time i have fought an umbreon i have been surprised anew at what it wont die to
glad you're enjoying the content!

new region new update
lil shorter for this one

unova time!
white 2 because bw1 bore me

playing as girl, named shark, we all know the drill
tho honestly even if there was like a 3% chance of me picking the male mc for any other games, i ADORE rosa, my daughter
rival is spiky, idk his name but he's a spiky dude

ive played this game too many times, but i still love it

we start with seeing mom take a phone call

cool

and bianca has a big green hat

"do you want a pokemon" when is the answer to that question no
"do you know what a pokedex" yes ive filled 4 of them with dirt
"do you want a pokedex" only if i can fill it with dirt

hi spiky man
"i need someone i can trust" i assure you, you have the wrong person

anyways hes tagging along until i can get a pokemon

sure?

hi bianca my other daughter
bianca is GOATed i love her sm
bianca haters do not interact

"do you know a person named shark" yeah i think so
"can you help us complete the dex?" i can completely fill it with soil
"filling up the pokedex is fun" yeah i love filling it with dirt

anyways starter replacement is mudkip

now before erk slaughters me, hear me out

i only get one legal mon before castelia and that IS my starter
and while id love another tort esp for this region, i also want to not fear for my life against roxie
its a shame because otherwise seis would be something that id want super bad but

so we're getting another mudkip

Shark VI has joined the squad! sassy (+sp.def -spe) is actually not a terrible nature for mudkip line, i personally think that speed is probably their least important stat so lowering it is fine

also got a dex
dirt time

anyways spiky wants to fight me

sure?

bianca just has another dex to give spiky, i thought those things were rare
damn

spiky raised that tepig from an egg and it still cant hold a candle to my shark

anyways bianca showed me how cool unovan pokecenters are
then mom noticed i got a pokemon! idk what snivy are tho

also got a map and shoes, nice

then bianca showed me how to catch a pokemon and i left to see the world

and find spiky fsr

anyways a man jumped off a cliff right in front of me
his name is alder and he wants to train me? kinda sus
who are you and why are your legs not broken
have you broken every bone in your body so many times that you're infinitely powerful

ah, alder wants me to deliver the map first
sure

also its raining in floccessy town and the route and ranch afterwards
so i ground shark vi to 10 for water gun

then spiky wanted to fight in the ranch so i hit his tepig with a rain boosted water gun
lmao

oh hey theres a lost pupper
oh hey spiky is freaking out
well idk what to do about the second thing but lemme help find this pupper

suspicious man, hands off that dog
he threw tm21 frustration at me and ran

oh right reusable tms
poggers

anyways i delivered the map and found the dog time to go train with alder

he says he wants us to help train others now
probs because my kip is swole

anyhoo i beat up some kids' monkeys and got a medal box from a non metal man

alder wants me to go fight cheren
i think that could be arranged

alder i just left for aspertia what do you want
and why did u jump a cliff

anyways gym time

cheren i appreciate you

plan for cheren: water gun

but first, i use an x defend
then i clicked water gun until both of his mons fainted

riveting gameplay

a basic badge for a basic bitch

yes im reusing that joke

also cheren gave me tm work up

then bianca gave me tm27 return, nice
then we have a touching reunion between cheren and bianca
and i get cheren and bianca's numbers, cool
then juniper calls and we have a cool unova xtransceiver moment

and spiky comes to ruin the moment
thanks spiky

no using c gear

thanks for the habitat list bianca now im gonna run to virbank

and then cheren told us about vgc grass

oh hey shark vi evolved
wow
crazy

now im at virbank
pop roxie wants to be a movie star
whatever

got tms thief and rock smash from the complex

gym time

plan for roxie: all i have is a marshtomp, and thats just fine

i pressed water gun until koffing got kod
and pressed mud shot until whirlipede went down

once again this is thrilling gameplay

got the toxic badge, neato
and venoshock, which i wont even look at

the pokestar studios tutorial + intro bothers me
because holy shit its just completely derailing you from any gameplay, including the pokestar puzzles, for so long just to watch pop roxie's bad movie

its really kinda lame
even tho pokestar is cool

anyways thats done, there are plasma dudes at the harbor
funky

i dealt with that too, and now i can go to the real part of unova

next time
cya

Shark VI the Marshtomp, lvl 21
Sassy nature, Torrent
Quick to flee.
64 HP, 47 Atk, 38 Def, 36 Sp. Atk, 42 Sp. Def, 28 Spe
Tackle/Mud Shot/Mud-Slap/Water Gun

regions beaten: 4
cumulative badges: 34
cumulative deaths: 4
rocky top: tennessee...
bunnies: 1...
Shark: VI
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED
hoenn elite 4: soloed
Slugs: Hugged
 

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
Torterra is good for gen 7 there's no ice there for like a bajillion years and you get other ground mons in time for the fire trial

Also HEUGH is my son, give him headpats because I'm playing w1 and cannot
 

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Oh dang, that makes a lot of sense having things end up !!bad!! with a really bad Bibarel crit.

Unova earlygame kinda mean for monoground huh, solowise Cheren and Roxie both could have been really ugly with one bad crit. Kinda funny the first ground type is Relic Passage though
Who you hopin' for?
 

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Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
8
Caught
May 15, 2019
Messages
270
Location
yes
Nature
Naive
Pronouns
She/Her/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #53
Torterra is good for gen 7 there's no ice there for like a bajillion years and you get other ground mons in time for the fire trial

Also HEUGH is my son, give him headpats because I'm playing w1 and cannot
i dont rlly like hugh much personally, mostly dislike the way he's handled tbh
idk

but also yeah ive been thinking about turtwig for my alola run
but im not sure? maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

0 Anonymous said:
Oh dang, that makes a lot of sense having things end up !!bad!! with a really bad Bibarel crit.

Unova earlygame kinda mean for monoground huh, solowise Cheren and Roxie both could have been really ugly with one bad crit. Kinda funny the first ground type is Relic Passage though
Who you hopin' for?
drilbur, always
always

the amount of gags in the progress thing is too many
im gonna limit them
by a lot
castelia cityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
woo

that means new shit and new catches

got a bike, fuck yeah

booked it for rt 4, caught Crocolate the lvl 14 Sandile
fuck yeah
serious (neutral) nature is the definition of "sure whatever" but intimidate is spicy

stocked up on lemonade because its efficient
got a freebie too

anyways burgh's not at the gym and there are plasmas in the sewers
iris told me so it must be true

time to go sewer spelunking with hugh

the sewers has xp for crocolate
and lefties

fuck yeah

anyways i found the sewer plasmas and beat them up and hugh gave me hm04 strength
thats good

then i spent all my money on repels to get Hole Lover the lvl 19 Drilbur in relic passage
naughty (+atk -sp. def) is godlike

lets fucking gooooooooooooooo

then i got a scope lens and an eviolite

lets fuckign gooooooooooo

anyways i ground to 22 across
hole lover learned hone claws and strength

gym time

this one's scary

plan for burgh: make swadloon unable to hit a move, then hole lover uses eviolite to set up

ok so basically
i led crocolate, who intimidated swadloon
then used sand attack to lower its accuracy to -6
then swapped in hole lover, set up hone claws to +6, and used strength to ohko both swadloon and leavanny
im glad i did because razor leaf from leavanny was a clear 2hko on my mole
and then i had shark vi clean up dwebble

fuck ur grass moves burgh

thanks for the badge tho

anyways i went to leave and i met colress
neat

ill fight him soon huh

ended up teaching shark vi rock smash and strength
rock smash is a tm in this game wooooooo

anyways colress time
both of his mons were oneshots
yeah i oneshot a sturdy magnemite its called sand tomb
thanks crocolate

beelined for desert resort
i want more POKEMON

caught baseball the sandshrew in the desert resort entrance at lvl 19
modest (+sp. atk -atk) is literally the worst possible nature for this gal
might throw her onto the backup squad

but inside the desert resort? we got Capn Munch the level 21 trapinch!
and her nature, like crocolate, is serious (neutral) but thats fine tbh

anyways munch nearly died like 10 times while grinding to 26+cleaning out the desert resort and relic castle
btu i got tm rock tomb for crocolate! and capn munch learned rock slide! and shark vi learned mud bomb!

then i went to nimbasa, did the double battle, won, and went to clear up trainers on nearby routes

bianca showed me hidden grottoes
pretty neat!
literally 1 of them is ever relevant to me

anyways its time to grind to lvl 31 across!

hole lover evolved into excadrill! and learned rock slide! heheheheheheheheh
i have MOLE
capn munch learned dig
crocolate evolved into krokorok and also learned crunch! thats pretty crockin

get it its like rockin but croc, croc-kin

anyways the grind is done so gym time

plan for elesa: ground her

haha get it i use ground types? its funny
laugh damn you
i led hole lover and immediately ohkod emolga with rock slide
swapped to shark vi for zebstrika and 2hkod both it and flaaffy with water gun -> mud bomb

that was SO much easier than burgh

anyways i got a badge and a useless tm so its time to leave

on my way out i thumped some plasmas, crocolate learned dig, spiky gave me a glimpse of his past
the usual

then i went to route 5, thumped charles in a triple battle, and got to driftveil where i saw some beef goin down between more plasmas
ngl i will engage with the plot as little as possible here
sorry i just dont like it

but hey! driftveil! move tutors! hole lover learned iron head!
and i need to hold on to the rest until i can get ice punch on shark vi

anyways i grind to 36 for clay
hole lover got earthquake >:)
shark vi evolved! swampert time
capn munch also evolved! and learned crunch!

anyways i fought rood and won, got n's zorua and put it in a box because it's illegal, and left

gym time

plan for clay: shark vi

i sat there and spammed water gun
literally thats it free fight

anyways i got a badge, taught bulldoze to shark vi, and taught fly to capn munch

anyways then i left the gym with clay
spiky asked him why he's forgiven the team plasma dudes
clay said something profound that idr
spiky said that it sounded stupid

what an exchange

thats it for now

Shark VI the Swampert, lvl 37
Sassy nature, Torrent
Quick to flee.
131 HP, 100 Atk, 79 Def, 78 Sp. Atk, 86 Sp. Def, 56 Spe
Strength/Bulldoze/Rock Smash/Water Gun

Crocolate the Krokorok, lvl 36
Serious nature, Intimidate
Proud of its power.
95 HP, 74 Atk, 44 Def, 47 Sp. Atk, 39 Sp. Def, 65 Spe
Crunch/Sand-Attack/Rock Tomb/Dig

Hole Lover the Excadrill, lvl 36
Naughty nature, Sand Rush
Likes to thrash about.
128 HP, 124 Atk, 57 Def, 50 Sp. Atk, 53 Sp. Def, 78 Spe
Rock Slide/Strength/Iron Head/Earthquake

Capn Munch the Vibrava, lvl 36
Serious nature, Levitate
Likes to thrash about.
84 HP, 66 Atk, 44 Def, 51 Sp. Atk, 46 Sp. Def, 60 Spe
Crunch/Rock Slide/Dig/Fly

regions beaten: 4
cumulative badges: 37
cumulative deaths: 4
rocky top: tennessee...
bunnies: 1...
Shark: VI
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED x2
hoenn elite 4: soloed
Slugs: Hugged
 

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Pokédex No.
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Messages
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Nature
Jolly
Pokémon Type
Water, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
>excadrill
ah yes, the living win button

I forgot Trapinch was even in this how'd I do that when HEUGH gets a Flygon later
 

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Pokédex No.
181
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
523
Location
A place to nap
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
They/Them
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This ghost tries to be studious and businesslike, but will squee or keysmash easily. They would love to cuddle every adorable cat in the world.
yessss i finally caught up congrats on sweeping hoenn and sinnoh! without deaths too against cynthia is so badass xD

so few people would know that ralts exists if wally didn't catch one
the line is just like him, too: anemic as hell until the final form where it's strong
may have never played hoenn but even i know wally is a precious child leave him be ;ppp
a nyways i went to the next route
the rich kid didnt waste a full restore on his zigzagoon
rich kids have evolved since hoenn they're now wasting money on that newfangled bitcoin thing ;p
now i have to do his errands
rich people r something else
more rich people evolutions, since hoenn they got called unpaid internships and u have to pass 3 long assessments for the privilege of being considered for this sacred honour

...i am totally not recently salty over anything nope nope ;pppp
camerupt is MUCH better than i expected before starting this run
honestly hype
yessss i am glad to see my bean camerupt getting the cuddles and hype she deserves
why does the game think i like bitchboy
"dont try to read into it! i just want to walk you home and wed you" brendan im a lesbian
"what if we... watched some random meteorites fall and held hands, player character, haha it's not like i like u or anything... unless?"(i saw a bit of a Delta Episode LP i think that part went a bit like this dsjvhdsjl)
because i annihilated both the stunky and lucas' piplup with a magnitude 10 LMAO
hell yeah go destroy that poor piplup ;p
the books in here are wack as fuck

but its ok i cant read
awwww noooo not the epic and creepy sinnoh lore, don't attacc my sinnoh books ;pppp
hi bug nuzforums
im gonna kick ur ass rn sorry
i love how so many nuzforums people love aaron it is awesome and he is best bean
hi bianca my other daughter
bianca is GOATed i love her sm
bianca haters do not interact
hell yeah bianca, my bean, my best character, i hug she
then i spent all my money on repels to get Hole Lover the lvl 19 Drilbur in relic passage
naughty (+atk -sp. def) is godlike
best pokemon holy shit, mine swept iris when both my counters had died, please keep this one alive if u can xD
 

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Team Delta
Pokédex No.
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Caught
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Messages
270
Location
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Nature
Naive
Pronouns
She/Her/They/Them
Pokémon Type
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Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
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>excadrill
ah yes, the living win button

I forgot Trapinch was even in this how'd I do that when HEUGH gets a Flygon later
honestly trapinch is pretty rare in this game, i forgot too
also yeah hole lover is uh. committing murder

oh lmao yeah silly me Exca is there

actually forgot trapinch was in B2W2 too

keep molin'
it seems to be physically impossible to stop molin at this point
exca too good

yessss i finally caught up congrats on sweeping hoenn and sinnoh! without deaths too against cynthia is so badass xD


may have never played hoenn but even i know wally is a precious child leave him be ;ppp

rich kids have evolved since hoenn they're now wasting money on that newfangled bitcoin thing ;p

more rich people evolutions, since hoenn they got called unpaid internships and u have to pass 3 long assessments for the privilege of being considered for this sacred honour

...i am totally not recently salty over anything nope nope ;pppp

yessss i am glad to see my bean camerupt getting the cuddles and hype she deserves

"what if we... watched some random meteorites fall and held hands, player character, haha it's not like i like u or anything... unless?"(i saw a bit of a Delta Episode LP i think that part went a bit like this dsjvhdsjl)

hell yeah go destroy that poor piplup ;p

awwww noooo not the epic and creepy sinnoh lore, don't attacc my sinnoh books ;pppp

i love how so many nuzforums people love aaron it is awesome and he is best bean

hell yeah bianca, my bean, my best character, i hug she

best pokemon holy shit, mine swept iris when both my counters had died, please keep this one alive if u can xD
i love wally too but i gotta take potshots at him every now and again
the sinnoh lore is super good but also theres a book about marrying a gardevoir so like. quality varies imo
also hole lover is alive and the things it has fought really arent so dont be too worried

in this update i am quite frankly disgusted at how strong excadrill actually is

oh boy we have the quake badge
you know what that means!

RELIC PASSAGE TIME BAYBEEEEEEEEEE

ive never been here what is this place

I MADE IT TO THE RELIC CASTLE WOO

caught CBT the lvl 28 Baltoy in relic castle
cbt clearly stands for Cool BalToy
clearly

clearly

anyways bold (+def -atk) nature is nice

but level grinding this guy might be…

torture

anyways

cbt is not learning either split move

cbt evolved! it's a claydol now
don't you know cbt stands for Claydol Breaks Terfs

dammit i went in the pwt

i wanted to check the move tutor

oh well pwt time

spiky learned the true meaning of cbt
so did cheren
and colress

i boarded the plasma ship

i beat up a LOT of grunts

i was forcibly ejected from the plasma ship

anyways i went and farmed 8 bp from the pwt so i could get a razor fang before waterfall
so thats chill

and now its time to progress the game

got surf from cheren after hearing about how it got really cold, which is weird apparently
shark vi learned it and rock tomb

also cobalion showed up to promptly fuck off
thanks?
"cobalion could be a great asset on your journey" what do i look like, a legendary steel type user?
fuck off thats not dirt

anyways chargestone cave is REALLY cool
too bad literally none of these pokemon are usable in this run
i even found a hecking tynamo
:( my eel :(
found some nugs at least
and capn munch learned earth power

got to mistralton!
i met juniper, she gave me a master ball
huh

so im already on level for skyla, but i wanna clear out the next areas first

went and got the lucky egg at celestial tower

cbt got earth power too

CROCOLATE EVOLVED! fuck yeah i love krookodile
1-800-R-U-CROCKIN?

time for gym

this place violates MANY osha regulations

plan for skyla: hit her mons and use shark vi to deal with swanna

i remember when i first saw skyla when i first played bw
i thought "god, she's cute"
good character, 10/10
shark vi 2hkod swoobat and swanna with rock tomb
skarmory took two surfs

thanks for the badge! cya skyla

so im thinking now (yeah ik its dangerous)
but we are gonna get a few different catches coming up
camerupt, gligar, piloswine, golurk i think are the catches i have remaining.

i think im probs gonna add gligar to the team when i catch it (if, but ill get it i promise) and same with pilo...maybe? idk this team is kinda stacked…

thoughts will be had
anyways time to fly to lentimas

nice

not enough shards for tutor moves, damn

anyways i caught toblerone the lvl 35 camerupt at reversal mountain!
lonely (+atk -def) isnt a terrible nature here, makes camerupt better at mixed attacks
solid rock helps offset that lower def

god the strange house is so annoying
got the rare candy tho

anyways time to book it through reversal mountain

bianca i love you thank you for healing my mons

hole lover learned swords dance :)

got to undella town, spiky wanted a fight

hole lover tore through his team

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand then the first trainer on route 13 tore capn munch a new one with a dynamic punch from a gurdurr.
i thought fly would kill, or at least that it wouldnt have dynamic punch
:(

well that solves my team problems

cbt avenged poor munch

RIP capn munch, lvl 21-43

gonna roll with 4 for now, dont feel like catching the others up
also given that hole lover has by this point ohkod both an umbreon and a vaporeon i dont know if i need anyone else…

anyways cobalion got ohkod
lmao
guess who

anyways i went to lacunosa, got railroaded into LACUNOSA LORE before i could heal
tho this is genuinely interesting stuff, i love hearing about like. folkloric stuff in pokemon games
then i healed

then i went to fight zinzolin with spiky

hole lover did all the work

onwards

im really glad that cbt stands for Claydol Beats fighting Types
im a firm believer of leaving lowercase words out of acronyms when it suits me

went to village bridge and crushed an old man's dreams

then i went to route 11 and caught Night Step the Gliscor
because i had shaking grass
and didnt want to reset my laptop's clock to evolve a gligar
also i used the master ball
lmao

brave (+atk -spe) is alright here, i always like +atk

i also ground everyone to lvl 48, including night step who learned x scissor (tm) and sky uppercut

night step then ohkod virizion

cya stupid deer

ok so i got to opelucid, which meant i could grab munch's corpse for fly, and go to driftveil to do move shenanigans

nice

anyways night step learned ice and fire fang, and shark vi got ice punch

then i cleaned out route 9

gym time

plan for drayden: ice coverage on night step and shark vi

night step just ice fanged the druddigon until it went down, drayden healed once so it took like 5 fangs
then flygon took a single ice fang and promptly keeled over
haxorus was a 2hko and did exactly nothing because i flinched it

nice
clean
smooth
gg

thanks for the legend badge, i deserve it cuz im a legend

update over

Shark VI the Swampert, lvl 50
Sassy nature, Torrent
Quick to flee.
177 HP, 140 Atk, 107 Def, 107 Sp. Atk, 116 Sp. Def, 77 Spe
Strength/Bulldoze/Ice Punch/Water Gun

Crocolate the Krookodile, lvl 48
Serious nature, Intimidate
Proud of its power.
159 HP, 136 Atk, 84 Def, 82 Sp. Atk, 76 Sp. Def, 107 Spe
Crunch/Sand-Attack/Rock Tomb/Dig

Hole Lover the Excadrill, lvl 48
Naughty nature, Sand Rush
Likes to thrash about.
170 HP, 170 Atk, 77 Def, 66 Sp. Atk, 70 Sp. Def, 106 Spe
Rock Slide/Iron Head/Earthquake/Swords Dance

CBT the Claydol, lvl 48
Bold nature, Levitate
Likes to relax.
136 HP, 75 Atk, 130 Def, 78 Sp. Atk, 130 Sp. Def, 91 Spe
Cosmic Power/AncientPower/Earth Power/Extrasensory

Night Step the Gliscor, lvl 51
Brave nature, Sand Veil
Good perseverance.
142 HP, 117 Atk, 146 Def, 52 Sp. Atk, 88 Sp. Def, 94 Spe
Acrobatics/Fire Fang/Ice Fang/Sky Uppercut

regions beaten: 4
cumulative badges: 39
cumulative deaths: 5
rocky top: tennessee...
bunnies: 1...
Shark: VI
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED x2
hoenn elite 4: soloed
Slugs: Hugged
Holes: Loved
Cap'n Munch: Overboard...
 

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Pokédex No.
136
Caught
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Messages
942
Nature
Jolly
Pokémon Type
Water, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
MUNCH DIED???? NOOOOOOOOOOO

AVENGE THE FALLEN HOLE LOVER
AVENGE THEM
AVEEEEENGE
 

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Pokédex No.
193
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
631
Location
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Pokémon Type
???
maybe he IS too powerful
the world is his molehill...

pinchy boy meeting punchy boy didn't end well

I can't help but wonder what CBT acronym you've hidden away for if it dies

Anyway have fun beating up the plasma nerds
 

sky_

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Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
181
Caught
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Messages
523
Location
A place to nap
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
They/Them
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This ghost tries to be studious and businesslike, but will squee or keysmash easily. They would love to cuddle every adorable cat in the world.
the sinnoh lore is super good but also theres a book about marrying a gardevoir so like. quality varies imo
oh god wait what (*looks up the lore on bulbapedia*)

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oh dear so it says the marrying was a thing in a literal translation of the Japanese but it got changed in the English translation that we have I (*sighs*) I would like to thank whoever was localising the Sinnoh games for not including that and for protecting my eyes until now sdkjfhsjgk
cbt evolved! it's a claydol now
don't you know cbt stands for Claydol Breaks Terfs
hell yeah i love claydol so much, it can even learn ice beam

claydol says trans rights xD
got surf from cheren after hearing about how it got really cold, which is weird apparently
i remember when i was younger thinking "why is the game going on about the cold so much" b/c like in the UK it's so often cold/rainy so i was like "wait is some days just getting randomly much colder than others abnormal" this is reason #420 why pokemon is better than the real world haha
also given that hole lover has by this point ohkod both an umbreon and a vaporeon i dont know if i need anyone else…
he ohkoed what now
oh my goodness
i am in awe
 

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