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Written Log General [UCL3] It's Always a Good Day to Eat Dirt

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monoground ucl time, no longer featuring a dog (currently on chap 29, alola's done)

Honey Badger

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h

hey i bet that guy in the underground was also cheating at voltorb flip

but he's not the master of ground or anything

nerds: obliterated
 

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
Falkner probably didn't use Murkrow because its stats are way too high for the first gym but that's no excuse not to use Hoothoot or Natu

morty almost made you a ghost WOOOOoooOOOOooo sorry
 

Shark

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This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
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h

hey i bet that guy in the underground was also cheating at voltorb flip

but he's not the master of ground or anything

nerds: obliterated
obliterating everyone out here in this arby's tonight
Falkner probably didn't use Murkrow because its stats are way too high for the first gym but that's no excuse not to use Hoothoot or Natu

morty almost made you a ghost WOOOOoooOOOOooo sorry
oh right murkrow has good stats
yeah give him natu lmao
morty can suck my ass
thankfully this update's fights went better uwu

short update so i can keep playing without forgetting to update LMAO

its off to olivine
woooooooooooooooo

mr old man give me your safari secrets

also strength froim a hiker in the other direction
the mahogany one
anyhoo

got to olivine, the twink came by and bitched about jasmine being a good person

what a bitch

lighthouse time
(definitely read this as lighthorse in proofreading)
((yeah i do proofread fuk off))
(((i stratefically decide which typos to leav ein lmao)))

decided that football is gonna be taking a back seat, already kinda falling behind esp compared to the bunnies, big stone, and shark iii

so ill keep football around but not use them :(

ascended the lighthouse, time to cross the sea to save amphy

ok its time for cianwood

hi suicune ur a water legendary
thats double illegal
oh my god this eusine fight might be rough

plan for the mega nerd: shark iii and pray

eusine deserved his own battle theme! I stand by this.

nvm he doesnt have a hypno
it was easy

ok got meds for amphy

wooooooo

this got baoba to call me and let me know that safari zone is open

woooooooo

caught an onix named Country Rd in cliff cave!
woo!

brave is a fine nature...but boxed

gym time woooooooo

plan for the gym: nidoking
i was spamming ice beams at the primeape, then chuck switched in poliwrath
surf left bunny boy on 10 hp

too bad bunny boy had already thunderbolted twice

good bye poliwrath

switched in bunny girl to finish ape off

cya chuck

go...idk train under a waterfall again idiot

ive never explored mt. mortar. gonna do it.

nvm bored now

hi suicune
hi suicune's stalker

hi mahogany
bye mahogany

HOLY SHIT BIG STONE GETS EARTHQUAKE AT 33? WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK YEAH

ok lake of rage time
caught myself red noodle the red gyara

it's free gyara estate

met lance, he wants us to annihilate the rockets
i can do that

i love this place it gives exp

anyways the twink showed up, he got fucked by lance
lmao

then i beat petrel up lmao

ariana showed up, did the ara ara youve been a naughty girl thing, and i swooned before beating her in a pokemon battle

ez

then i slayed 3 electrodes. :(

ok gym time

this is fun, im slaughtering everything

its actually time to box red noodle, because i don't really want to use it over other ground types
its good backup

and football was boxed as well :( im not using him.

also i got bunny boy sludge bomb wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

critikalwoo.mp4

ok plan for pryce time

plan for pryce: purge ice types with extreme prejudice
led bunny boy against seel, tbolt was a 2hko but it got an icy wind off
dewgong aurora beam was a 2hko on bunny boy so i switched to bunny girl
oh what the FUCK that's resttalk dewgong
i double kicked it until i got a crit and beat it
mmph
then when piloswine came in i switched to shark iii, who promptly tanked a blizzard and dodged the next one while i healed
piloswine then set up hail which, respectable, but surf is a 2hko buddy ol pal

cya pryce

go uh...rest your weary bones, old man

time to cross the region to olivine, fight jasmine, and then go catch a rhyhorn in the safari zone
"i use the … clang! steel type!"

jasmine i fucking love you

used to have a crush on her (when i was in like. early high school), then i got older and shes like. actually 15
but shes my daughter i love her

plan for jasmine: she cannot touch marshtomp.

magnemites were each a 1hko
steelix was a 2hko and screeched
lmao xd

cya jasmine

go...be a nice person or something

anyways on the way to the safari zone shark iii evolved

nvm nothing caught in the safari zone so i got bored
might as well just do rocket stuff

next time ;)

Shark III the Swampert, lvl 36
Lax nature, Torrent
Mischievous.
120 HP, 91 Atk, 83 Def, 78 Sp. Atk, 65 Sp. Def, 57 Spe
Headbutt/Mud Bomb/Ice Beam/Surf

Big Stone the Graveler, lvl 35
Naive nature, Sturdy
Likes to fight.
92 HP, 84 Atk, 92 Def, 38 Sp. Atk, 40 Sp. Def, 42 Spe
Headbutt/Earthquake/Rock Blast/Rock Polish

Bunny Girl the Nidoqueen, lvl 35
Bashful nature, Rivalry
Likes to relax.
121 HP, 72 Atk, 77 Def, 69 Sp. Atk, 75 Sp. Def, 65 Spe
Surf/Body Slam/Flamethrower/Double Kick

Bunny Boy the Nidoking, lvl 35
Bold nature, Poison Point
Somewhat vain.
107 HP, 63 Atk, 69 Def, 71 Sp. Atk, 66 Sp. Def, 72 Spe
Sludge Bomb/Thunderbolt/Ice Beam/Double Kick

Regions Beaten: 1
Cumulative Badges: 15
Cumulative Deaths: 1
Rocky Top: Tennessee...
Bunnies: 2
 

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
ariana isn't even appealing she's a COWARD and her sprite looks like the lenny face
at least we can agree that jasmine is babey though, add that to the list of pokemon characters we need headpatting gifs of

honestly seeing someone's surprise at finding out for the first time that gen 4 graveler gets Earthquake at 33 is always good. JOY: SPREAD. JASMINE: HEADPATTED. HOTEL: TRIVAGO.
 

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  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #25
ariana isn't even appealing she's a COWARD and her sprite looks like the lenny face
at least we can agree that jasmine is babey though, add that to the list of pokemon characters we need headpatting gifs of

honestly seeing someone's surprise at finding out for the first time that gen 4 graveler gets Earthquake at 33 is always good. JOY: SPREAD. JASMINE: HEADPATTED. HOTEL: TRIVAGO.
you just have bad taste. ariana can step on me
also yes jasmine babey
headpats for her

here, i hope you liked johto! because it's over as well. :)

i got a disguise to fool the rockets! hahahahahahahah ronaldinho soccer!

then the twink made me strip in public god DAMN it thats lewd

i cant do that in an e rated game

then i fought a rocket grunt

and then some more as i climbed the tower

big stone evolved into golem, too
nice

then i trashed petrel

and then i went to the basement warehouse basement thing and the twink came

guess someone wants to be obliterated

swampert ran this twink over

twink: obliterated

anyhoo i got the card key time to climb the tower again

proton has been jon'ed

ariana was cute but i destroyed her

and then i beat archer's twink ass so hard we'll never see him again.
big stone and bunny girl just rekt all their shit the battles were like 5 seconds each

literally nothing to see here

went straight to ice path after the radio tower man gave me a weird feather

caught hoge the lvl 21 swinub

why are the wilds lvl 21 holy SHIT

anyways got waterfall from a man who i am convinced has gotten his feet frozen to the floor and met a cute kimono girl

n nice

then i caught a gligar on route 45 named snippydips
nice

maybe boxed because lvl 24

anywhooooooooooooooooore

i ground hoge to 33
shes now a piloswine
and then i got her ancient power

and now shes a mamoswine

then i went to cianwood to grind on water types


and everyone is lvl 41, nice
hoge got eq
nice

ok time for the Bad gym
seriously clair can and will murder me no contest

plan for clair: x speeds and x specials

shark iii is the ONLY pokemon that can do this

1 x defend, 2 x speed, 4 x special, gyara only used dragon rage and twister thank god

ok time for clair to die

gyara was an ice beam 1 crit ko
kingdra was a 2hko
dragonairs were each ohkos

thank GOD for no hydro pumps

and now clair's mad that i cheated with items
she can suck my nuts

dragon den time

i fought a bunch of trainers that were malding about my lack of dragons and surplus of mamoswine
aka 1 mamoswine

then i took a quiz about whether or not i cheat at voltorb flip
i only cheat at voltorb flip and the man agreed that he too cheats at voltorb flip

old man dragon den knows whats up

prof elm gave me a purble ball

AAAAAAAAAAAND THEN MY GAME CLOSED FIGHTING KIMONO GIRLS

clair 2: gyarados uses its full moveset and still fails to scratch shark iii
ice beam 2hkos gyara
crit mud bomb ohkos kingdra
dragonairs both flop to ice beams

ok

also i give shark iii waterfall over surf

anyways back to kimono girls

heres how it went
umbreon got kicked to death by bunny girl and i swear to god super effective means nothing vs that pokemon
waterfall ohkod espeon but it got 2 psychics off before it died
flareon burned big stone on the switch so it took 2 eqs to ko
jolteon cannot do anything to my team so i healed everyone while hoge sat in front of it and then murdered it with 1 eq
shark iii's mud bomb made vaporeon miss every attack lmao

cool that was stressful

those mons do DAMAGE

time to kill a birb

bell tower is a pain to navigate hot damn

there was a pretty dance

ho-oh i love you but its time to die

rock blast go brrr

sorry ho-oh
i cant use u
and i have no reason to risk catching you.
:(

ok kanto's a snoozefest so we skip to victory road

wait except that both bunnies learned earth power, fuck yeah
and bunny girl got shadow ball

my catch was a donphan

i killed it for xp absentmindedly

oh well

plan for FINAL TWINK: obliterate
sneasel was an ohko with eq
big stone learned double edge over headbutt
magneton did ~10 damage with magnet bomb and ate shit to an eq
swapped in bunny girl against haunter, it mean looked
then we traded shadow balls, mine was a near ohko
then another trade and it was over for haunter
hoge came in on kadabra, eq ohkod
typhlosion came in and i switched shark iii in on a lava plume, then waterfall ohkod
then bunny boy tagged in for golbat and 2hkod with tbolt

and thats it

we have obliterated
the final twink

ok grind time

big stone dropped rock polish for stone edge at 49

done grinding

Shark III the Swampert, lvl 51
Lax nature, Torrent
Mischievous.
167 HP, 131 Atk, 128 Def, 112 Sp. Atk, 92 Sp. Def, 85 Spe
Strength/Mud Bomb/Ice Beam/Waterfall
the successor to the OG, the god themself, shark iii saved my ass too many times to count
what a god
please level up during the e4

Big Stone the Golem, lvl 50
Naive nature, Sturdy
Likes to fight.
153 HP, 135 Atk, 155 Def, 65 Sp. Atk, 78 Sp. Def, 78 Spe
Double-Edge/Earthquake/Rock Blast/Stone Edge
big stone gonna rock you
and stone u
and quake u
and double edge u

Bunny Girl the Nidoqueen, lvl 50
Bashful nature, Rivalry
Likes to relax.
170 HP, 104 Atk, 119 Def, 99 Sp. Atk, 110 Sp. Def, 97 Spe
Surf/Shadow Ball/Flamethrower/Earth Power
once again, my nidoqueen is fully special
i couldnt get good physical moves on her so i said fuck it and here we are
bunny girl kinda bulky tho
bunny girl kinda goated

Bunny Boy the Nidoking, lvl 50
Bold nature, Poison Point
Somewhat vain.
149 HP, 92 Atk, 110 Def, 103 Sp. Atk, 96 Sp. Def, 109 Spe
Sludge Bomb/Thunderbolt/Ice Beam/Earth Power
rootin
tootin
shootin
bunny boy

Hoge the Mamoswine, lvl 50
Hasty nature, Snow Cloak
Highly curious.
182 HP, 147 Atk, 99 Def, 93 Sp. Atk, 96 Sp. Def, 108 Spe
Avalanche/Ice Shard/Earthquake/AncientPower
VERY STRONG HOGE ATTACKS YOU FOR INCREDIBLY HIGH DAMAGE
i could give her hail for snow cloak memes but nah
late game addition that tears through her enemies
pissed on the moon lance u idiot

its time

plan for will: he cannot stop a swampert that has x items

1 x sp def, xatu crits me with psychic
i heal, xatu uturns to jynx
i x defend, jynx psychics
another x sp.def, jynx psychics
x speed, jynx lovely kisses
i full restore, another psychic
2 x specials, another psychic and lovely kiss
i heal, another psychic
jynx is ohkod by waterfall
xatu is ohkod by ice beam
exeggutor is ohkod by ice beam
slowbro is 3hkod by mud bomb after a full restore
xatwo is ohkod by ice beam

lmao xd

plan for koga: i have a big stone

"pokemon are not merely about brute force" yeah but theyre damn good at it
ariados immediately ate shit to 3 hit rock blast
forretress swifts after losing 50% to stone edge
then loses the other 50% to stone edge #2
venomoth psychic does 50% on a crit, but rock blast doesnt need to crit on either of its 2 hits to kill
muk gets ohkod with eq before doing anything
crobat double teams once and wing attacks as i whiff my first stone edge and crit the second

if you thought crobat lived the crit edge then do i have a bridge to sell you

anyways haha get rolled
and rocked
and stoned

plan for bruno: i think i just swampert here

OK HITMONTOP IMMEDIATELY COUNTERED SHARK III'S WATERFALL, COUNTER NEARLY KILLED ME, I AM SPOOKED
shark iii got the kill with waterfall 2 and leveled up, learning earthquake
i full restored and started earthquaking
hitmonlee was an ohko
i stopped quaking to use bunny girl for machamp
machamp is just an earth power vs resisted moves festival
but bunny girl won :)
onix came in so i switched in shark iii again
onix was ohkod by waterfall, hitmonchan was 2hkod by eq


plan for karen: kill umbreon and let bunny boy rampage

umbreon is 2hkod by AVALANCHE. another win for the planet, baby!
bunny boy comes in on houndoom and critkills it with earth power
vileplume was 2hkod by ice beam, but stun spored me before dying
BUT THEN GENGAR REMINDED ME
THAT IN GEN 4
YOU CAN JUST SPAM DESTINY BOND LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER
SO

RIP BUNNY BOY LVL 12-50
YOU WERE THE HERO I NEEDED, YOU'LL BE MISSED

big stone came in to literally consume the murkrow.

fuck you karen you killed my bunny boy
now we'll never get male viera in ffxiv

plan for lance: the shark iii and hoge show

this music still gives me chills
gyara can't really touch shark iii, but shark iii does very little to gyara.
kind of a stalemate
but i could just
boost up with x items on gyarados
and so i did
+1 def
+2 sp. atk
gyarados died to some ice beams
next dragonite flinched me three times before between heals and flinches i got an ice beam off. it was ohkod
then blizzard boy IMMEDIATELY comes in and freezes me. fuck you, blizzard boy.
i used an x speed and then full restored.
i have had enough of your shit lance
ice beam ohkod the blizzard dnite
and then it also ohkod the lvl 50 dnite
charizard was 2hkod by waterfall
and then aerodactyl was ohkod by waterfall

fuck you lance ur dumb and so is ur hair

i miss bunny boy

that's it! that's johto.
thank-a you so much for playing my game

wait this isnt mario

it is johto. or rather, the end of it. fuck johto. see you in hoenn.

Regions Beaten: 2
Cumulative Badges: 16
Cumulative Deaths: 2
Rocky Top: Tennessee...
Bunnies: 1...
 

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
I NIDO HERO
I'M HOLDIN OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIIIGHT
HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA TAKe a destiny bond so that no one else has to.

AVENGE THE FALLEN IN GEN 3, GODSPEED SHARK
 

Honey Badger

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never forget bunny boy

is it time for... shark iv?

another region full of trainers who wish for obliteration?
 

Shark

Training to be Cute
Writer
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Messages
270
Location
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Nature
Naive
Pronouns
She/Her/They/Them
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Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
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I NIDO HERO
I'M HOLDIN OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIIIGHT
HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA TAKe a destiny bond so that no one else has to.

AVENGE THE FALLEN IN GEN 3, GODSPEED SHARK
bunny boy is the realest hero
he WILL be avenged

never forget bunny boy

is it time for... shark iv?

another region full of trainers who wish for obliteration?
shark iv is the next in the line of succession, yes
these trainers may not wish for obliteration, but it will be granted all the same

man the turnaround on these updates is fast
this is a long one, too

enjoy :)

omega ruby will be played in english
also omega ruby because like hell am i going back to gen 3
im a modern girl im not going back to cavewoman days where we didn't have a phys/spec split


im a girl named shark what did you expect

thanks for cool narration over a neat intro, birch

this game rocks

time to go punch a clock
i have set the time to "broken o'clock"
time isn't real fucknuts

time to go meet bitchboy
i mean brendan
i mean bitchboy

just as bitchy a boy as i remember

okay time to save birch from the dog that wants to consume his calves

shark IV obtained. time to proceed to win the game
shark the fourth is adamant. which explains a lot about my water guns

anyways i saved birch and he asked me to go beat up his bitchboy son
consider it bitchboy done

i went up to rt 103 and kicked his ass
also got potions along the way, not that i need them

birch why is ur head a minecraft block

oh nice free pokedex

and bitchboy gave me his balls
ew
(jk)

mom said bye to me, bye mom
a more supportive mother ill never have

anyways i got the dexnav, scared off a poochyena, and forged onwards

tackle does more than water gun wow
"to what" everything

got to petalburg, met my awkward dad and also met wally

wally im surprised you can walk

time to help this tiny kid catch a pokemon

so few people would know that ralts exists if wally didn't catch one
the line is just like him, too: anemic as hell until the final form where it's strong

1 catching tutorial later, and i move onwards.

we arent catching pokemon until dewford

wally thanks for playnav

a nyways i went to the next route
the rich kid didnt waste a full restore on his zigzagoon

if you think petalburg woods wasnt a snoozefest ur wrong


anyways i saved the devon dude
also saw zinnia cameo
she wont be in this run lmao

s/o to the lady on rt whatever who DID waste a full restore on her zigzagoon

and the lass whose shroomish put me to sleep and then poisoned me, both with effect spore

anyways got to rustboro. nothing witty to say here

then i went to the route east of rustboro

i found a nincada, which is my first legal catch!

nincada is also dogshit, esp if it cant evolve, so i killed it for exp

shark iv needs nobody yet

shark iv also evolved so it's gym time

hi roxanne
do the like. rich lady ohoho thing

no? ok

gym time

plan for roxanne: marshtomp
geodude having gen 5 sturdy makes me angy
nosepass took 2 mud shots

get rekt roxanne

immediately taught rock tomb to shark iv

then i went and rescued peeko

my heroic acts got me an audience with president stone of the united hoenns of hoenn

he gave me buzznav

unfortunately, this is of little use.

now i have to do his errands
rich people r something else

got briney and his peeko to take me to dewford, beelined granite cave

caught Indie Rock the geodude, lvl 12
impish is a good nature

when did i get the xp share
oh this is nice

anyways theres nothing pre gym to do here in this game soooooooooooo

plan for brawly: another shark iv solo

mud shot 2hkod machop
makuhita also got 2hkod thanks to a crit tackle

ezpz

ok off to granite cave

i delivered the letter to steven and he told me i could be champion

slow ur roll there
i dont even have a numel

anyways speaking of rolling
we're gonna be rolling with 2 until after mauville

there arent any ground types aside from mudkip line and geodude line until then
kinda sucks

we will probably be very overleveled for wattson

im more scared of my rival


im REALLY scared of my rival actually wait

fuck

anyways...time for the beach and seashore house

indie rock learned rock throw, then smack down (mud sport replaced rock throw replaced smack down)
i cleared out beach and seashore house, and spent literally all of my money on soda pop
31 sodas.
it is MISSION CRITICAL that geodude has no more than 61 hp until after brendan.
im serious.

ok time to go deliver the parts to stern
and beat up ecoterrorists in the museum

the first grunt in the museum has a numel. this is NOT safe to fight with indie rock due to numel having magnitude
can you tell that im so spooked by brendan that im looking at EVERY mon's moveset to make POSITIVE i cant die?

oh hi maxie

maxie...fundamentally his plan is...sort of sound, not really, but kinda maybe a lil bit, but there are MUCH better ways to create more livable space for humans than expanding the land mass.
also i find it funny that maxie is like "oh ok that determination in your eyes...yeah ok you seem tough and i'd love to battle you, i can see why you beat my grunts" in the most emotionless way

what a guy

geodude has 49 hp, we're still safe

oh right i HAVE to meet lisia

which is ok because lisia is also my daughter
"lisia scout me to be your next boyfriend" holy shit this dude's down bad

thank you lisia for being precious and also giving me things but more importantly being precious
im not gonna do contests rn...maybe another time

ok time for route 110

and brendan
am scared

plan for brendan: healstall the grovyle
ok so
slugma comes out first, so i switch from indie rock to shark iv, and slugma incinerates my oran berry
rude but w/e
i rock tomb in case of the slugma switching to grovyle, but slugma is ohkod
anyways im on switch mode here because this fight HAS to go PERFECT or i LOSE
grovyle ohkos both my mons with mega drain (sorta), but that has 15 pp
so i have to stall him out of mega drain
now how do i do that if he ohkos my friends? STURDY GEODUDE
OK SO
I DID IT
I STALLED HIM OUT OF HIS GODDAMN MEGA DRAINS
WITH NO HEALS TO SPARE BECAUSE HE PICKS MOVES RANDOMLY
I WAS SETTLED IN FOR HIM TO DO THE AI THING WHERE HE ALTERNATES BETWEEN MEGA DRAIN AND ANOTHER MOVE FOR THE FULL HEALTH+STURDY TURNS
BUT NOOOOOO HE SPENT 5 TURNS IN A ROW ALTERNATING BETWEEN PURSUIT AND FURY CUTTER LIKE A JACKASS
and then i whooped his grovyle's ass with marshtomp
and mud bomb 3hkod wailmer

god FUCK YOU bitchboy
what a jerk

anyways time to clean up the trainers on route 103 and route 110 and proceed
passed on bulldoze for indie rock, tbh
weaker than magnitude on average and has less pp, i'd rather use magnitude for now

if i change my mind bulldoze tm is in mauville anyways

anyways i cleaned up rt 110 and realized "wow im overleveled for the gym and have no money for tm bulldoze

so its gym time

sorry wally ur just in the way

wally you can call me your rival all you want
everyone else who does it is also a scrub
its fine

oh hey hm rock smash
somebody should learn that huh

sorry indie rock

plan for wattson: im a ground type user

led indie rock
magnemite has sturdy so it took 3 hits (watson used a heal)
swapped to shark iv for magneton, it confused shark iv and brought him low but mud bomb ohkod
do i still have no healing items? yes, actually
voltorb was an ohko

yeah. sorry bud.
oh nice indie rock evolved
time to find someone to trade with

ight thats a lot more than i planned to cover but update over

Shark IV the Marshtomp, lvl 26
Adamant nature, Torrent
Takes plenty of siestas.
81 HP, 62 Atk, 44 Def, 36 Sp. Atk, 47 Sp. Def, 33 Spe
Tackle/Mud Bomb/Water Gun/Rock Tomb

Indie Rock the Graveler, lvl 25
Impish nature, Sturdy
Very finicky.
69 HP, 55 Atk, 74 Def, 31 Sp. Atk, 34 Sp. Def, 29 Spe
Smack Down/Rock Polish/Rock Smash/Magnitude

regions beaten: 2
cumulative badges: 19
cumulative deaths: 2
Rocky Top: Tennessee...
Bunnies: 1...
Shark: IV
 

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
wally is babey, how dare you not acknowledge his son boy nature

well at least you got past the worst rival battle. Get a Numel and everything from here on will fall into place
 

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Training to be Cute
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Team Delta
Pokédex No.
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Messages
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Location
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Pronouns
She/Her/They/Them
Pokémon Type
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Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
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wally is babey, how dare you not acknowledge his son boy nature

well at least you got past the worst rival battle. Get a Numel and everything from here on will fall into place
wally has to earn my love

spoilers: we get more pokemon

and lose one

>:)

enjoy :)
short update long content
i still havent done cycling road, the routes east or west of mauville, or winstrates

gonna put those off til later

bought tm bulldoze for shark iv
better than mud bomb

anyways onward to route 111

avoiding trainers, i want them to be xp for the numel i catch
and the sandshrew

hi brendan you near murderer

oh hey catoblepas the numel in fiery path
simple, huh? that becomes solid rock
nice

time to go back and do cycle road
i still have no healing items
catoblepas learned flame burst on the way back to mauville
nice

cycle time?
(also im on acro bike idk why)
taking a break from cycle because i should go catch sandshrew

back to heading to rt 113

i forgot aarune was unovan
i forgot he was in the game, too
thanks for free secret power
pretty bumpin
ok secret base tutorial over

im so glad for the heal house on route 112 or 111 or whichever
did i mention i still have no heal items

ok basketball the lvl 18 sandshrew caught
lonely is ight
YO SANDSHREW HAS MAGNITUDE? I HAD MY NUMEL OUT AGAINST THAT

ok time to clear out trainers for levels on basketball and catoblepas
nearly died to a roselia.
god catoblepas needs levels fast

shark iv leveled to 28 and got rock slide fuck yeah
catoblepas leveled and got lava plume
basketball evolved and learned crush claw
ok thats the mauville stuff done, onto fallarbor

anyways cozmo got stolen along with his meteorite, so we gotta save him

went and got the dig tm from that one guy

then i went to meteor falls
on the way catoblepas learned earth power woooooo
also TIL camerupt has 100/105 mixed offenses

anyways im in meteor falls
we have to confront the team magmas alongside brendan or smth
magma grunt girls cute

holy shit that girl's koffing just died for the cause
took catoblepas to 7 hp scary scary
but fight ez
cya tabitha

mt chimney time

i forgot tabitha could open his eyes
still kicked his ass

and maxie's gonna be free as hell

oh right mega stones are a mix of space rocks and war crime rocks, so the meteorite can be turned into a keystone theoretically
but you already have one numbnuts

maxie, whatever happens is ur fault for roaring in shark iv
hello illegal camerupt
2 water guns
goodbye illegal camerupt
aaand indie rock killed the bat

homedawg just said "ok but ill actually try on the runback" you dont get a runback
leave, steve

tm incinerate, useless in this gen

anyways jagged path gave me tms rock polish and flame charge

then i got to lavaridge and a friend was free to trade so i evolved indie rock
gym time

wow i definitely also had a crush on flannery when i was a lot younger
thinking about it
i got crushes on a lot of pokemon chars as a kid/preteen/young teen
most of them didnt hold because pokemon characters tend to be younger than 20 unless they're old dudes but yeah
also i remember not liking oras flannery as much as rse flannery

plan for flannery: i have ground types with ground type moves
led basketball, her magnitude 7 ohkod slugma
magnitude 5 and 8 2hkod torkoal and it set up sun
magnitude 8 ohkod numel

did you really expect anything else
indie rock leveled and learned rock blast

overheat will be...considered

ok desert time for a PINCHY
(or a baltoy)

PINCHY BOY THE TRAPINCH OBTAINED
rash is...interesting. mixed flygon!

forgot to fight the winstrates, so i did that after cleaning up desert

norman gym time
holy shit stop putting my pinchy boy to sleep

catoblepas evolved into camerupt and learned rock slide
this is a sign that i am big overleveled

shark iv also evolved

big evolving time

damn the ace trainer girls have cute fits too

FUCK off
the crit addict in norman's gym killed basketball with his zangoose
i was cooking so no real notes about the battle but. damn
im mad

fuck you

rip basketball lvl 18-33
the realest homie
we didn't even get to play streets

and she's going off to tennessee…

plan for norman: he can't touch golem

im switchgrinding my trapinch in this fight

turn 1: switched to the wrong mon
turn 2: switched to indie rock
anyways slaking 1 went down fast, 4 hit rock blast -> magnitude 9
vigoroth got 2hkod by rock smash
slaking 2 ate magnitude 9 and died to 2 hit rock blast

thanks for retaliate and surf and the dumbbell badge

oh hey i watched a touching cutscene and got warped to mauville

gonna go play more
cya

Shark IV the Swampert lvl 37
Adamant nature, Torrent
Takes plenty of siestas.
136 HP, 110 Atk, 79 Def, 70 Sp. Atk, 80 Sp. Def, 57 Spe
Secret Power/Bulldoze/Surf/Rock Slide

Indie Rock the Golem, lvl 36
Impish nature, Sturdy
Very finicky.
115 HP, 98 Atk, 121 Def, 53 Sp. Atk, 62 Sp. Def, 51 Spe
Rock Blast/Rock Polish/Rock Smash/Magnitude

Catoblepas the Camerupt, lvl 34
Serious nature, Solid Rock
Quick to flee.
95 HP, 80 Atk, 57 Def, 82 Sp. Atk, 56 Sp. Def, 45 Spe
Secret Power/Rock Slide/Lava Plume/Earth Power

Big Pinchy the Trapinch, lvl 30
Rash nature, Hyper Cutter
Loves to eat.
76 HP, 66 Atk, 38 Def, 38 Sp. Atk, 33 Sp. Def, 18 Spe
Secret Power/Rock Slide/Bulldoze/Crunch

regions beaten: 2
cumulative badges: 21
cumulative deaths: 3
rocky top: tennessee...
bunnies: 1...
Shark: IV
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED
 

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
oh but ariana earned your love by being a coward I see how it is

damn, no slam jam covers this time. maybe next time

DRAGONS. MY GOD.
 

Shark

Training to be Cute
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She/Her/They/Them
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Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
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oh but ariana earned your love by being a coward I see how it is

damn, no slam jam covers this time. maybe next time

DRAGONS. MY GOD.
look
i dont love ariana
i simp for ariana
big difference

anyways you havent seen dragons yet

on today's episode: we meet a new friend :)
ok now im on the other part of hoenn

oh RIGHT lati subplot
did you idiots BOTH jump on latias? can she really carry both steven and the mc?
damn
oh hi courtney
also crushed on oras courtney before
this is less of a series of runs and more me talking about what pokemon chars high school me and middle school me crushed on
shes bad at pokemon tho
latios! <3
too bad i cant use u

oh steven gave me a mega bracelet
too bad we can't get mega camerupt
but we CAN get mega swampert >:)

anyways latios boxed
cya

oh nice time to go explore

i dont have many thoughts aside from "girls pretty"
oh hey big pinchy evolved
we all mourn this day
big pinchy is no longer pinchy

oh there are brains and brawn in this game

rude af

i just hit 40

huh

anyways weather institute exists
i beat it
tabitha was scared of the end of the world
i wont let groudon end the world

brendan time
im not scared of u i have a camerupt
and my lowest is 5 levels higher than ur highest
cya bitchboy

ok now im in fortree
but just passing through
to get to steven

he gave me the anti-kecleon eyes
and swampertite

well
if this game posed any challenge before
it wont now :)

oh hey big pinchy and indie rock hit 40! they both have eq
nice nice

gym time

plan for winona: every single mon on my team has a rock move
i led with catoblepas since he needs xp
swellow died to a lava plume
then pelipper came in so i switched in shark iv and mega evolved
then pelipper died so i switched to indie rock for altaria
rock blast ended up critting it to death because it cotton guarded
then skarmory got burned alive by catoblepas' lava plume

gg

thanks for the badge

time to go safari

this game is PRETTY when it wants to be

anyways i got to the safari zone
and caught Nascar Queen the lvl 30 Donphan
its ok she'll catch up
bold, oof

anyways cleaning up trainers on the routes before lilycove
I FORGOT HORDE BATTLES EXISTED
WHOA

now im in lilycove

you know what that means

bitchboy's getting a beating
"you and i both know who will win" yeah it's me
oh thats a swellow
cute (strength from nascar queen 2hkod)
oh thats a wailord
big (big pinchy switched in and took a big hit so i switched in shark iv to mega evolve and annihilate it)
imagine mega swampert with flip turn
thatd be sick
ssceptile came in, but i have a camerupt
you scare me NOT
nascar queen then took out magcargo
ez

bitchboy went home
good riddance

heading to mt pyre
oh hey pinchy evolved
neat i have a flygon before mossdeep
but also i already miss when big pinchy was actually big pinchy
now he's...not really even pinchy. he's big tho

hm
mt pyre is a cool dungeon i likey
i wanna ride my bike here tho
anyways not much to say about mt pyre im just looting a graveyard and then gonna take on ecoterrorists atop the mountain

oh hey its team magma whoa

thank you maxie for highlighting the key words in ur text in blue
anyways time to fight courtney

thats over

it was like 1 magnitude

anyways time to go watch a sub get stolen

man stern this was a rough day for an unveiling, huh buddy
anyways after a magma grunt fight i didnt know existed i got warped to lilycove, nice

time for magma hideout

yo there are SO many noncombatant grunts in the hideout

got a purble ball
i think i know what to use it on

thinkin back to when you could barely tell the magma admins from the grunts

oh hey the magma grunt horde battle
what if
i just clicked eq

courtney might be a challenge if she used a) more than one mon and b) a pokemon the rest of her team doesnt
give her, idk, a sableye?

cya courtney
you and ur weird speech pattern

yknow i can do ALL the water routes now!!

but why would i

i think this is where i turn exp share on again
im not breaking the game enough

man swinub woulda been a REALLY cool shoal cave encounter once u get natdex
shame it, yknow,
isnt

well anyways im at mossdeep

time for gym

plan for twins: just win 4head

get these children out of my face

led pinchy and indie
WHOA THESE ARE LVL 45 SPACE ROCKS
IM LEAVING XP SHARE ON
solrock started charging solar beam and immediately died for it
lunatone lightscreened
cute
both space rocks died to a dragon claw and 3 hit rock blast

thanks for the badge and calm mind, twerps

big light beam, followed by earthquake
time to go do heroic things
but first, steven's house
i think that oras does the best job of any game conveying the urgency of your mission and how fucked thigns will get
sure things get more fucked in other games
but you REALLY see shit go down here
like that seal being broken? that's a premonition of a fiery hellscape if ive ever seen one

:^)

anyways shark iv learned dive
and thats it seeya next time

Shark IV the (Mega) Swampert, lvl 47
Adamant nature, Torrent
Takes plenty of siestas.
171 HP, 143 Atk, 102 Def, 92 Sp. Atk, 105 Sp. Def, 77 Spe
Dive/Bulldoze/Surf/Rock Slide

Indie Rock the Golem, lvl 47
Impish nature, Sturdy
Very finicky.
149 HP, 130 Atk, 159 Def, 72 Sp. Atk, 84 Sp. Def, 71 Spe
Rock Blast/Rock Polish/Rock Smash/Earthquake

Catoblepas the Camerupt, lvl 47
Serious nature, Solid Rock
Quick to flee.
128 HP, 113 Atk, 80 Def, 117 Sp. Atk, 80 Sp. Def, 66 Spe
Secret Power/Rock Slide/Lava Plume/Earth Power

Big Pinchy the Flygon, lvl 47
Rash nature, Levitate
Loves to eat.
148 HP, 106 Atk, 92 Def, 100 Sp. Atk, 82 Sp. Def, 117 Spe
Fly/Rock Slide/Earthquake/Dragon Claw

Nascar Queen the Donphan, lvl 47
Bold nature, Sturdy
Loves to eat.
156 HP, 116 Atk, 145 Def, 73 Sp. Atk, 68 Sp. Def, 62 Spe
Knock Off/Strength/Fury Attack/Earthquake

regions beaten: 2
cumulative badges: 23
cumulative deaths: 3
rocky top: tennessee...
bunnies: 1...
Shark: IV
PINCHY BOY: evolved :(
 

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
HEY. BE SUPPORTIVE OF YOUR DRAGONS. MY GOD. do you like how subtly i wove this gag into this comment

i genuinely can't think of anything in this run that can possibly stop you with a mega swampert go fuckin wreck the rest of the game
 

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Training to be Cute
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Team Delta
Pokédex No.
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She/Her/They/Them
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Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
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HEY. BE SUPPORTIVE OF YOUR DRAGONS. MY GOD. do you like how subtly i wove this gag into this comment

i genuinely can't think of anything in this run that can possibly stop you with a mega swampert go fuckin wreck the rest of the game
guess what? nothing did.
also im supportive of pinchy boy, hes just not that pinchy anymore

gg

seafloor cavern time

fem magma grunt status: still cute
pokemon stop having cute female antagonists challenge

*gets badly poisoned twice* poison fang more like annoying fang

ha gotem

i got technical machine scald
catoblepas cant learn it
they should fix that

nascar queen is my highest xp mon, so ill stop using her as my lead
thank god my ears needed a break from donphan's cry and my brain needed a break from battles that last more than 1 turn

shark found tm26 earthquake!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

UNLIMITED POWER
too bad this is the run where everything learned it naturally
secret power doesnt do much for catoblepas and shark iv has been waiting far too long so its eq time for them too

maxie time

hes showing me his groudonger how...nice
hello id like to report a criminal
and a perv

maxie did the jerma KILL face
wild
cool magma battlefield
its a shame we wont see it long
*clicks mega evo button*
maxie has a weezing?
not for long

IT REALLY EXPLODED AFTER I USED DIVE
DUMBASS

diving in magma
anyways all 3 mons have died in one turn
camerupt will be no different
maxie im sorry about ur mega camerupt
but u should give me the cameruptite

tabitha: "maxie dont do this you're literally gonna cause the apocalypse"
maxie: "ur just jelly lol"

i cant believe maxie just ended both the world and the health of vgc 2016

man the drought music sucks

i honestly think that the character writing for this game rivals fucking sunmoon and swsh

time to save the world

i dont like the route dividers for the water routes
makes the sea feel small

is there a lofi remix of the dive theme

hi wallace
ur irrelevant

ok i have to save the world but really now
too many npcs
shut up and let me kill groudon

the cave of origin fucks
love this place

the magma suit reminds me of the among us drip memes

wait, changed into the magma suit? stop stripping in caves you numbskull

yo we deadass just ride groudon

i LOVE how the bottom screen doesnt work at all in tbe reversion chamber, because shit's JUST THAT FUCKED

wait whyd u take the suit off
what
huh

im not catching groudon
blame stormer
eq 3hkod

perfect sunset after beating groudonger
hey wally how r u at evergrande u punk
i need deadass 10 levels
hmm

i really like the "its BECAUSE you fucked up and neary destroyed the plane that you NEED to atone for your deeds" thing
also the "we adults have to hand over this world eventually, what world will we hand over"
i think a lot of real adults need to read this

fuck im an adult

dont give me ur stinky red orb

EON FLUTE EON FLUTE

GONNA FLY NOW

FLY AWAY NOW

brendan, you feel we're on different levels because we ARE
and thats ok!
youll always be bitchboy
and ill always be godlike

huh i have the eon flute

:)

so i found uxie

so i beat uxie

now i could wait to find a mirage spot with excadrill

but id rather beat the game

time for the gym
also ive decided that this is a mega swampert solo now
because why do i need to train everything else

i did all the gym trainers and decided in the middle to go do sea mauville for ice beam and rain dance
im not kidding

i met a gangster and he told me to keep my nose clean
i will

after i loot this place for more money than ill ever need

back to gym
i dont want to use my brain on PUZZLES i want to use it on pokemon

wallace stop trying to look sexy, im lesbian

plan for wallace: who needs plans i have mega swampert
yo fuck sweet kiss attract luvdisc
it took 11 turns to ohko
milotic was an ohko
so was whiscash
so was sealeo
so was seaking
why is wallace's ace 1 level above tate and liza's space rocks

thats stupid

you're stupid

i have a mega swampert

ah, yes, finally
waterfall

yes good
replaced dive with waterfall

no wallace i dont need birch's stupid superdex i have a mega swampert

anyways time to surf to vr

masquerain gets stun spore????
huh?????????

ok im gonna go do victory rd now
time for all the trainers to be cocky as fuck

too bad for them

im just STRONGER

everyone has pokemon from other regions
they are all worse than MEGA SWAMPERT

shark iv is truly the pinnacle of his lineage

catoblepas is really helpful against grasses
camerupt is MUCH better than i expected before starting this run
honestly hype

hey its wally

this dude has a mega evo

whoa

anyways this theme goes but im just going to mega swampert him
altaria was 2hkod by waterfall
earthquake ohkod roselia
magneton was an eq->brick break 2hko
delcatty died to a brick break
mega gallade ohkod by waterfall

sorry bud
you're a good kid but i had to win
im the protag

nice dawn stone
i feel bad for whoever delayed kirlia's evolution until now

anyways

Shark IV the (Mega) Swampert, lvl 58
Adamant nature, Torrent (Swift Swim)
Takes plenty of siestas.
210 HP, 177 (227) Atk, 126 (150) Def, 113 (124) Sp. Atk, 128 (151) Sp. Def, 94 (106) Spe
Earthquake/Brick Break/Waterfall/Rain Dance
yall already fucking know
the true king is here
bow down
before SHARK IV

Indie Rock the Golem, lvl 53
Impish nature, Sturdy
Very finicky.
168 HP, 149 Atk, 181 Def, 81 Sp. Atk, 96 Sp. Def, 82 Spe
Rock Blast/Rock Polish/Rock Smash/Earthquake
probably would have been great against drake and maybe even some of glacia's mons!
but now we'll never know
golem always good though

Catoblepas the Camerupt, lvl 54
Serious nature, Solid Rock
Quick to flee.
150 HP, 135 Atk, 94 Def, 136 Sp. Atk, 93 Sp. Def, 78 Spe
Earthquake/Eruption/Flamethrower/Earth Power
backup for sidney? honestly lowkey the goat of the run, saved me against so many grass mons it's unreal
but now you're taking a backseat for the star of the show

Big Pinchy the Flygon, lvl 54
Rash nature, Levitate
Loves to eat.
173 HP, 126 Atk, 108 Def, 116 Sp. Atk, 97 Sp. Def, 137 Spe
Fly/Rock Slide/Earthquake/Dragon Claw
man the run i get to use flygon is the one where i say "fuck grinding i have mega swampert"
which i do
but pinchy has been super useful
notably shark iv's doubles partner

Nascar Queen the Donphan, lvl 54
Bold nature, Sturdy
Loves to eat.
182 HP, 136 Atk, 169 Def, 87 Sp. Atk, 81 Sp. Def, 74 Spe
Knock Off/Strength/Fury Attack/Earthquake
wish i couldve gotten some of your crazy egg moves via dexnav
-atk nature donphan? kinda depressing
you weren't gonna star in this e4 before, but now you defs wont
still a p solid rock, decent to use
hope i get another, better donphan someday

ok lets fucking do this

e4 time baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i forgot how pretty the e4 buildings are. the autumn leaves for dark are perfect

plan for sidney: SHARK IV DEMANDS BLOOD

quick switched out shark iv against mightyena to reset intim
then back in
mega evolved and used rain dance
waterfall 1hkod mightyena
brick break ohkod shiftry
brick break ohkod cacturne
brick break ohkod sharpedo
brick break ohkod absol

:)

love the aesthetic for phoebe's room outside and in

plan for phoebe: SHARK IV DEMANDS SOULS

phoebe is weird for a ghost user. i love her tho
turn 1 rain dance
waterfall ohkos dusclops
waterfall ohkos sableye
waterfall ohkos banette 1
waterfall ohkos banette 2
(no more rain)
waterfall 3hkos dusknoir (2hko + heal)

:)

snow house
snow house

plan for glacia: SHARK IV IS THE STORM

glacia wheres ur nose
rain dance turn 1, glalie uses...hail. great.
fuck you im rain dancing again
waterfall ohkos glalie 1
waterfall ohkos froslass 1
waterfall ohkos froslass 2
glacia uses 2 full restores on walrein but brick break kos on hit 4
brick break ohkos glalie 2

:)

dwagon time
also time for shark iv to swap brick break for ice beam
hehehehe

plan for drake: SHARK IV IS THE END

let's go pirate man
rain dance turn 1 (even tho altaria has cloud nine iirc)
ice beam ohkos altaria
ice beam ohkos flygon 1
ice beam ohkos flygon 2
ice beam ohkos salamence
earthquake->ice beam 2hkos kingdra

:)

steven has an imposing hallway

its time

plan for steven: SHARK IV IS ROYALTY! SHARK IV IS KING! AND YOU! WILL! BOW!

turn 1 i rain dance
WATERFALL FLINCHED
BYE SKARM
waterfall 3hkos skarmory after a full restore
rain boosted waterfall into eq 2hkos cradily
i full restore to heal off a giga drain in front of aggron, it eqs for pitiful damage
aggron is 3hkod thanks to sturdy and a full restore (earthquake->waterfall x2)
waterfall ohkos claydol
waterfall ohkos armaldo
mega metagross NATURALLY survives an eq and wins the speed tie with shark iv to almost kill with giga impact the next turn…
but it will take more than that to kill God.

:)

thats it that's the video game

sinnoh next

brendan tried to worry about me, but brendan was wrong

why does the game think i like bitchboy
"dont try to read into it! i just want to walk you home and wed you" brendan im a lesbian
ill let the credits play and whoop brendan's ass in the postgame battle

i like how the game remembers who i had out against each trainer's ace and when i had which mons in the lead

pokemon credits need a fastforward

rip satoru iwata

ight postcredits battle
brendan shut up i wanna sleep

waterfall ohkod swellow
eq ohkod magcargo
eq ohkod wailord
eq ohkod raichu
ice beam ohkod mega sceptile (tho shark iv had to tank a leaf blade first)

ok but for real

thats it see you in sinnoh

regions beaten: 3
cumulative badges: 24
cumulative deaths: 3
rocky top: tennessee...
bunnies: 1...
Shark: IV
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED
hoenn elite 4: soloed
 

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
this is like an anime where the main character becomes the only one that's relevant anymore but hey it took way longer than it usually takes anime

NEXT GAME GIVES YOU THE ULTIMATE POG TORTOISE AND THE ULTIMATE POG LAND SHARK, GO FORTH WITH DETERMINATION
 

Shark

Training to be Cute
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
8
Caught
May 15, 2019
Messages
270
Location
yes
Nature
Naive
Pronouns
She/Her/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
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this is like an anime where the main character becomes the only one that's relevant anymore but hey it took way longer than it usually takes anime

NEXT GAME GIVES YOU THE ULTIMATE POG TORTOISE AND THE ULTIMATE POG LAND SHARK, GO FORTH WITH DETERMINATION
honestly i felt like an op anime protag during the e4 lmao
also yeah turtwig time huh

sinnoh time! wow we're actually taking a break from mudkips

i am shark, i am girl, hello rowan how is your day

this is platinum. i shouldn't need to explain why platinum is the best choice here

barry will be named smooth, in reference to his brain

time to turbo through the intro

i remember when i used to watch tv
i dont have cable at my apartment tho

barry's a good kid
i like him
sorry, smooth is a good kid

anyways smooth and i grabbed our shit and decided to commit the worst crime imaginable in the pokemon universe:

walking in tall grass without pokemon

smooth: "we can just RUN AWAY from the pokemon!"
this is why i called u smooth, smoothbrain
you have to KITE them, not run directly away from them.

rowan then stopped us both from being idiots and got his lackey lucas to give us pokemon
lucas is also a bitchboy, kinda

im sorry i just dont respect brendan or lucas for whatever reason
im not actually sorry tho fite me

i like the "do you love pokemon?" "yes" "but do you really" "i will literally say yes even if i was at gunpoint"

honestly pretty badass

in its own way

also the reason i love smooth, hes just willing to own up to his own smooth-brained-ness and is genuinely kindhearted
brendan was a kind rival too, but also he had the "im the guy so i should be better than u" vibe
idk how to describe it

anyways i love smooth/barry

"you must promise me youll never recklessly endanger yourselves again!" k cool get back to me on that when i topple a crime syndicate and confront the god of an alternate dimension

but yeah! pocket monsters!

and that means battle time

chimchar vs turtwig is genuinely usually a tough battle for turt
not this time! smooth decided that chimchar giving me mean stares to lower my defense would eventually defeat me.

mom thank you for giving me running shoes

ok so the turtwig was gonna be named Turters, because we are handling another man's turtle, but turters was a guy, and my turtwig is female.

so my turtwig will be named after my favorite ffxiv skill

wait no superbolide is too long

fuck
fuck it, going with Yugu, based on the nickname of Yggdrasil in granblue fantasy

anyways yugu is rash (+sp. atk -sp.def), and that sure is a nature. im not a fan of it here tho

smooth wants us to go catch mesprit
without pokeballs

sick
im down to go with him until he realizes

along the path to realization we met cyrus, tho he didnt introduce himself
w/e

anyways smooth told me to race him to sandgem so i turned on turbo and nyoomed there

smooth runs into people a lot. poor guy

anyways yugu is now officially yugu, the lvl 7 turtwig
nice

rowan wants me to do a pokedex
im down to receive a dex for free
pretty pog

rowan also gave me tm27 return
too bad that its one use
:(

i have to go say bye to mom, sounds good
she gave me a brand new journal as a parting gift, and i have to deliver something to barry

anyhoo

turboed through catching tutorial
time to go

we dont get any catches...yet
but yugu learned absorb! rash will be useful...for now

anyways lucas criticized me for not catching more mons when i got to jubilife, he doesnt understand

you know who does understand? looker
i love looker
he gave me the vs recorder, which will be p much useless
in plat, ravaged path is geoduden't, so i just gotta wait until after the first rival fight
its chill
oh i forgot to grab the poketch so looker stopped me
huh til

anyways smooth's chimchar didnt have ember i guess and it spent 4 turns leering me so that battle was easy

so its onwards to oreburgh
but first, the gate!
and before that, yugu learned razor leaf!

in oreburgh gate, i got hm06 rock smash, but more importantly Prog Rock the level 7 geodude joined the squad
mild (+sp. atk -def) sure is a nature huh
but rock head is the better ability in gen 4 so thats something

anyways prog rock immediately leveled up and learned rock polish. i also taught her rock smash

went straight to oreburgh mine (after buying pokeballs for my mines catch)

and im glad i bought pokeballs this onix ate through 18 of them

but WagonWheel the level 7 onix is on the team
hasty (+spe -def) nature...hm.
actually, nvm, onix kinda bites
boxed

but i met roark
so now i can gym

gym time
does turtwig not evolve at 16?

plan for gym: grass beats rock
absorb ohkod geodude and onix
cranidos was a 3hko thanks to a potion
(razor leaf->absorb->razor leaf)

anyways thanks for the badge and the tm76 stealth rock

hi smooth bye smooth
off to floaroma (after minor looting of oreburgh gate and ravaged path)

i have been told to acquire a pal pad
i will do no such thing

anyways rowan fucking owned a bunch of galactic grunts and they were malding so they fought me and lucas
it should be said that prog rock had rock throw before the fight and learned magnitude during it
because i annihilated both the stunky and lucas' piplup with a magnitude 10 LMAO

yugu can't learn rock tomb? damn

curse turtwig + magnitude geodude? kinda schnice

restocked on balls and potions in floaroma, picked up a sprayduck, and went to save valley windworks

anyways valley windworks also has our new catch!
but before that yugu evolved, nice
Hug A Slug the lvl 10 shellos! wooo i love gastrodon
gentle (+sp. def -def) nature is...man i wish i got a nature that wasnt a bittersweet tradeoff
o well
i ground shellos to lvl 16 for hidden power

anyways mars time
she toxic'd hug! rude
but water pulse 2hkod zubat and prog rock easily handled purugly
nice nice

onwards towards eterna!

oh hey hug's hp type is grass, i think
nve against stunky, zubat, and ponyta!
can't be bug because bug is neutral against stunky
rad

anyways hi cheryl! help me level grind so i can summarize it
an abra nearly killed prog rock with hp fighting but we lived
its fiiiiiiiiiiine we're fiiiiiiiiine
hug a slug learned rain dance! neato
yugu learned bite! we have our gardenia answer

im in eterna so it's gym time
after i rename Hug A Slug to Hug a Slug. its important
so is doing the underground tutorial
i just got cutscened into getting cut
huh

ok gym time for real

gardenia i also remember crushing hard on as a young teen
wow
pokemon was out for my life back then
ig

anyways plan for gardenia: yugu will set up curses then bite
turtwig was not a threat so i set up 6 curses
it had reflect but i waited that out and kod it with bite
then roserade was an ohko
so was cherrim

im clearly the better grass trainer
and ground trainer
anyways thanks for tm86 grass knot time to dip

Yugu the Grotle, lvl 25
Rash nature, Overgrow
Good endurance.
79 HP, 50 Atk, 55 Def, 42 Sp. Atk, 35 Sp. Def, 26 Spe
Bite/Curse/Bullet Seed/Razor Leaf

Prog Rock the Geodude, lvl 22
Mild nature, Rock Head
Likes to thrash about.
52 HP, 47 Atk, 45 Def, 25 Sp. Atk, 19 Sp. Def, 15 Spe
Magnitude/Rock Throw/Rock Smash/Rock Polish

Hug a Slug the Shellos, lvl 22
Gentle nature, Storm Drain
Alert to sounds.
69 HP, 27 Atk, 25 Def, 34 Sp. Atk, 38 Sp. Def, 26 Spe
Mud Bomb/Hidden Power (Grass)/Rain Dance/Water Pulse

regions beaten: 3
cumulative badges: 26
cumulative deaths: 3
rocky top: tennessee...
bunnies: 1...
Shark: IV
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED
hoenn elite 4: soloed
 

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Femur Snapper/Wig Snatcher
Globetrotter
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
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Caught
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Messages
942
Nature
Jolly
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Water, Fighting
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, ERK PLS IS A B***H ASS MOTHER F***ER
IS THAT TITLE A XENOBLADE 2 REFERENCE???????????? HOLY SHIT I LOVE

listen brendan may be an ass pirate but lucas is enjoyably dorky, cut him some slack pls

i know this isn't a screenshot run but please tell me you got the meme pad and are partaking in it. everyone deserves that joy in their life
 

redninjapuffle

Probably playing DragonBall FighterZ
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Team Delta
Pokédex No.
841
Caught
Sep 24, 2019
Messages
701
Location
Peaceful Plains
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He
Pokémon Type
Electric, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Redninjapuffles are known to want to create their own nuzlocke stories or comics, however, many have yet to start one.
sick
 

Shark

Training to be Cute
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
8
Caught
May 15, 2019
Messages
270
Location
yes
Nature
Naive
Pronouns
She/Her/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is inconcievably cute. It tries to intimidate its foes with its long, luscious locks, but to little avail.
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IS THAT TITLE A XENOBLADE 2 REFERENCE???????????? HOLY SHIT I LOVE

listen brendan may be an ass pirate but lucas is enjoyably dorky, cut him some slack pls

i know this isn't a screenshot run but please tell me you got the meme pad and are partaking in it. everyone deserves that joy in their life
i think about turters xenoblade 2 (And zeke and pandoria) every goddamn day of my life
also got the whatnow? my watch tells time

Poor wagonwheel lmao

HP Grass is pretty cool

Incoming Shark V?
wow its like you're psychic or smth
also better boxed than deadboxed

neat?
cmon give me something to work with here

hoooooooooooooooooooooooo this was a lot of content but the update still might be shorter than the last one lol xd

time for the galactic hideout
hi looker nice disguise
i wont make u strip
"what am i fighting for, again" no no u need more passion
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?

anyways jupiter time
her zubat has giga drain so prog and hug have to sideline until its dead
yugu's bite 2hkod zubat and prog's magnitude 2hkod skuntank
that was...painless, actually

huh an egg
useless, but thanks cynth!

also got a bike

time to skip the cycle trainers and go straight to the area under the road
:)
also using a budew for cut
anyways caught Dry Glide the adamant (+atk -sp. atk) lvl 16 gligar on 206
DRY AND GLIDE BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
immediately taught rock tomb and thief

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

BECAUSE WAYWARD CAVE GUARANTEED US A FRIEND :)

A FRIEND CALLED SHARK V :)

Shark V may be adopted, but he is worthy of the name
so yeah Shark V the gible is here :)
bold (+def -atk) is…
still a potential garchomp :)
:')

also got tm26 eq :)

smiles all around today

anyways i went into the other wayward cave so mira could help me grind
grind summary time
shark v learned sand tomb and also evolved into gabite
dry glide learned feint attack and fury cutter
its spelled faint attack in this game i think
prog rock evolved and learned rock blast
and thats everyone at 26
cya mira

time to head to hearthome

lucas stopped me and made me do a guessing game, rude
he gave me a vs seeker and dowsing app tho so hell yeah

hi cyrus what are you doing in mt coronet
funky coinkydink huh

hearthome time
i saved kiera from losing buneary

and then went to the contest hall to say hi to mom and kiera
keira not kiera
its confusing
also fantina went back to the gym

gym time

huh thats weird my platinum game glitched so i can see everything without the darkness
thats weird and totally a coincidence that occurred on a legal game cartridge

plan for fantina: have dry glide dismantle duskull and maybe haunter, yugu defeat mismagius, adapt as needed

dry glide 2hkod duskull with faint attack but got burned, so this is now The Yugu Show™
bite 2hkod mismagius and 1hkod haunter

painless!
unlike my mononormal run's attempt…
but getting a clean win feels good here FUCK fantina sometimes yknow

anyways

i taught shark v shadow claw and eq from tms

:)

oh hi smooth
battle time?

shark v 2hkod staravia with dragon rage
did the same to buizel
and 2hkod both monferno and roselia with eq
so much for never getting hit

anyways onwards to solaceon and veilstone

i picked up the good rod, i can get barboach...somewhere
idk where tho

solaceon is cool

ball seals time
wait i got 5 seals total
nvm gonna empty out solaceon ruins and dip

oh right defog is here

oh right defog

anyways on to veilstone

oh hey tm51 roost
neato

also i love the moomoo milk cafe
fuckin amazing
i have so much moomoo milk

hug a slug learned body slam! nice for gastro

tm66 payback? meh

hug a slug evolved! fuck yeah gastrodon time

have YOU hugged a slug today?

ok now that im here i have some stuff to do, important

first: go catch a rhyhorn on route 214
done, his name is Beefmaster and he is adamant (+atk -sp. atk) with rock head
FUCK yeah

second: razor fang
got the razor fang

third: hippo
Bonecrushr the hippopotas was caught and boxed
brave (+atk -spe) nature is godlike
FUCK yeah

ok now we have to think, and make tough choices
because we have 7 mons i want to use

but i think i know the answer
ROTATING TEAM

ok time to do some grinding for maylene
grind summary:
YUGU EVOLVED INTO TORTERRA
Yggdrasil Omega Raid (Impossible) is now available.
yugu learned eq as well holy SHIT this is goated
dry glide evolved into gliscor! fuck yeah
learned slash and night slash too

i forgot that uh
forgot that ralts gets magical leaf

so beefmaster is cooked before we're even off the ground
whoops
that fuckin bites
rip beefmaster lvl 22 ig

but bonecrushr got sand tomb and crunch

and thats the grind

holy shit that was pretty eventful

gym time

plan for maylene: torterra go brr

that was literally 4 earthquakes
no less, no more

thanks for the badge and tm drain punch
cant use either

anyways lucas needed help getting his dex back so i helped him and got a useless hm for it

nice?
maybe

anyways time to head for pastoria

BONECRUSHR EVOLVED
SHES BIG AND STRONG

the lakefront double battle place is good xp
shark v learned dragon claw!
found tm40 aerial ace for dry glide

pastoria means move relearner
yugu learned wood hammer, dry glide learned ice and thunder fangs, bonecrushr learned fire fang
probs gonna redistribute fangs later

ok time to clean up routes and grind

got tm06 toxic, useful

ok move tutor stuff:
hug can learn icy wind, will probs do that
prog rock can learn...thunderpunch, fire punch, and sucker punch? sucker punch is tempting…
i need 10 more blue shards for sucker punch and icy wind tho

DRY GLIDE CAN LEARN SD… dropped night slash for it

damn, backlot really hired cops huh

remember, acab

caught zamsire the quagsire, boxed

grind time
prog rock learned eq, lets goooo
prog rock also evolved!

ok anyways grind over

time for pastoria gym...but wait!

smooth ur going down kid

yeah dry glide ohkod every mon he had

ok

time for gym for real

plan for wake: dry glide eats gyara, sluggo handles the rest

dry glide ohkod gyara with thunder fang, removing the only threat to the slug
then floatzel came in to fight hug a slug, and IMMEDIATELY dropped her def with crunch
second crunch did a bunch but 2nd body slam para'd, so i switched to bonecrushr and healed hug up
sandstorm chip helped the next body slam from slug ko
and hp grass 2hkod quag :)

wake ur a chump, give me ur cool badge and shitty tm55

hug a slug learned brine, nice nice

cya next time

Yugu the Torterra, lvl 37
Rash nature, Overgrow
Good endurance.
127 HP, 89 Atk, 95 Def, 80 Sp. Atk, 63 Sp. Def, 52 Spe
Bite/Curse/Earthquake/Wood Hammer

Prog Rock the Golem, lvl 37
Mild nature, Rock Head
Likes to thrash about.
113 HP, 99 Atk, 97 Def, 60 Sp. Atk, 56 Sp. Def, 42 Spe
Earthquake/Rock Blast/Rock Smash/Rock Polish

Hug a Slug the Gastrodon, lvl 39
Gentle nature, Storm Drain
Alert to sounds.
146 HP, 76 Atk, 57 Def, 85 Sp. Atk, 81 Sp. Def, 51 Spe
Mud Bomb/Hidden Power (Grass)/Body Slam/Brine

Dry Glide the Gliscor, lvl 38
Adamant nature, Hyper Cutter
Scatters things often.
116 HP, 90 Atk, 113 Def, 36 Sp. Atk, 64 Sp. Def, 81 Spe
Swords Dance/Ice Fang/Aerial Ace/Thunder Fang

Shark V the Gabite, lvl 37
Bold nature, Sand Veil
Somewhat vain.
108 HP, 69 Atk, 75 Def, 46 Sp. Atk, 58 Sp. Def, 80 Spe
Earthquake/Dragon Claw/Sandstorm/Shadow Claw

Bonecrushr the Hippowdon, lvl 37
Brave nature, Sand Stream
Likes to run.
137 HP, 96 Atk, 97 Def, 65 Sp. Atk, 61 Sp. Def, 46 Spe
Sand Tomb/Crunch/Yawn/Fire Fang

regions beaten: 3
cumulative badges: 29
cumulative deaths: 4
rocky top: tennessee...
bunnies: 1...
Shark: V
PINCHY BOY: OBTAINED
hoenn elite 4: soloed
Slugs: Hugged
 

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