Screenshot Fan Game Mature Commentary The Terribly-Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3: Chapter 88 - My Teenage Robot Life

[Derogatory Trainer]

Hello there!

Some of you might know me already and some might not but I'll introduce myself anyway

I'm the Derogatory Trainer and I'm doing another blind Nuzlocke!

it also has a shit title like the other one

Welcome to...

POKEMON REJUVENATION BABY!

Anyway for those who don't know, Pokemon Rejuvenation was created by SuperJanBro and is inspired by the other fan game I play, Pokemon Reborn.

Like Reborn this game isn't a Rom hack but was created from scratch by the creator.

Props to them for that.

Look at this beautiful info on them...

Pokemon Rejuvenation is still unfinished as of now but there is already loads of content and fun already available in game.

I think there's 8 badges available now?

Around that anyway.

Anyway I'm going to pop the rules down below me here along with the table of contents and a short prologue of the game

There are a lot of blue bars on this opening post huh?

Spoiler: The Rules

Not going to be many of them. Standard Nuzlocke affair.

1) Any Pokemon that faints is considered dead and is no longer usable in battle

2) I can only catch the first Pokemon I meet in an area

3) Event Pokemon do not count towards that but I will ignore some of them.

4) I won't breed perfect killing machines either.

5) If I lose, that's it. Run's over and I'm dead.

6) Again I ask for your credit card details because I love beating this joke to death.

Spoiler: Part 1 - Phantump Blood

Chapter 1 - Crusing for a Bruising
Chapter 2 - A Rose By Any Other Name
Chapter 3 - Gearen' up
Chapter 4 - What a Load of Trubbish
Chapter 5 - World's Strongest Cat
Chapter 6 - Forest Friends...for now.
Chapter 7 - Gotta Snag 'Em All
Chapter 8 - Hell in a Handbasket
Chapter 9 - The Hidden Library
Chapter 10 - A Little Drop of Poison (Venam Gym Battle)
Chapter 11 - The Nimpossible Girl
Chapter 12 - Does Whatever a Spider Can
Chapter 13 - Just Scopin' Soul Stones
Chapter 14 - Hidden Library 2 : Eclectic Boogaloo
Chapter 15 - Before the Battle of the Fist...(Keta Gym Battle?)
Chapter 16 - It's Getting Hot in Here (So Hot)
Chapter 17 - Cheater, Cheater, Status Eater
Chapter 18 - Comes the Battle of the Mind (True Keta Gym Battle)
Chapter 19 - Corta Forest Con-Man
Chapter 20 - Rude Rivals on Route 3
Chapter 21 - There Are No Strings On Me (Marianette Gym Battle)
Chapter 22 - The Friendliest Town in the World
Chapter 23 - Rabble Rousing
Chapter 24 - In Geara's Laboratory
Chapter 25 - Fighting Fit!
Chapter 26 - The Ghost is Here (Narcissa Gym Battle)
Chapter 27 - Filler Phantump of the Opera
Chapter 28 - Dark Wings, Dark Words
Chapter 29 - I Want to Break Free
Chapter 30 - Shitty People in BlackSteeple
Chapter 31 - The Green Milotic
Chapter 32 - Emmazing Disgrace
Chapter 33 - Lamshade Hanging
Chapter 34 - Reunited (And it Feels So Good)
Final Chapter - X Gon' Give It To Ya, X Gon' Deliver To Ya

Quick Video Summary of Part One

Spoiler: Part 2 - Battle Tentacool

Chapter 36 - Dead Girl Walkin'
Chapter 37 - Can someone RENch this knife out of my back?
Chapter 38 - Water's in Order (Valerie Gym Battle)
Chapter 39 - Dimensional Shit
Chapter 40 - Friendship is Tragic
Chapter 41 - The Pinnacle of Pokemon Perfection
Chapter 42 - Attack of the Clones
Chapter 43 - Noise Pollution
Chapter 44 - De-Caf
Chapter 45 - Alone Again (Naturally)
Chapter 46 - Tropius in Trouble!!! Who gives a shit!?'
Chapter 47 - Assholes Anonymous
Chapter 48 - Renning in the 90's
Chapter 49 - A Bug's Death (Crawli Gym Battle)
Chapter 50 - Shark Tale starring Saki Blakeory
Chapter 51 - Hen-Pecked Hero
Chapter 52 - Resorting to Violence
Chapter 53 - Mom's Spaghetti
Chapter 54 - My Glacial Gal
Chapter 55 - A Cold Reception
Chapter 56 - A Song of Ass and Kicking (Angie Gym Battle)
Chapter 57 - Down with the Sickness
Chapter 58 - Kung Fool Fightin'
Chapter 59 - Jaunt to the Center of the Earth
Chapter 60 - Dug Too Deep
Chapter 61 - Short and Sour
Chapter 62 - Don't Marry this Lighthouse Keeper
Chapter 63 - Cease and Desist, Anti-Assist!
Chapter 64 - The X-COM Project
Chapter 65 - Pokemon Mun and Soon
Chapter 66 - Lingering Regret
Chapter 67 - Evolution's the Solution and I'm Gonna Win!
Chapter 68 - Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Chapter 69 - Ain't No Valley Low Enough
Chapter 70 - Ain't No River Wide Enough
Part 2 Finale - To Keep Me From Getting to You, Baby

Spoiler: Part 3 - Starmie Crusaders

Chapter 72 - Rejuvenation!
Chapter 73 - Crescent Explains "Everything"
Chapter 74 - An ACTUAL Disco Inferno (Amber Gym Battle)
Chapter 75 - Friends Without Benefits
Chapter 76 - Step Back in Time
Chapter 77 - Storm Chasers: Infinity War
Chapter 78 - Somebody Strangle this Love Triangle
Chapter 79 - The Absolute Pinnacle of Mental Retardation
Chapter 80 - Family Unfriendly
Chapter 81 - Cult's in the Cradle and the Silver Spoon...
Chapter 82 - Bomb's Away
Chapter 83 - The Third Wheel Trainer
Chapter 84 - Stank Tank
Chapter 85 - No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Chapter 86 - You've been...Thunderstruck! (Erick Gym Battle)
Chapter 87 - West Side Story
Chapter 88 - My Teenage Robot Life

Right.

Rules out of the way. Let's watch the prologue then shall we?

Hope you enjoy the game!

'Cause I know I will.

What a naive baby I was back then...

Also Jesus Christ do I regret that hairdo...

Spoiler: Prologue (Now obsolete)

Oh I guess this is a flashback.

If not we're going to be playing this for a looooong time.

Apparently I'm not in the prologue so there won't be any reactions.

My character wasn't even born yet.

So we're following this little girl off to see her father.

How sweet.

This place has seen better days anyway...

The ground is shaking...is this place under attack?

Oh fuck me.

Nothing good ever comes from people with Arceus statues.

This little girl is screwed.

OH SO SCREWED!

The slut.

Horribly indoctrinated but thoughtful nonetheless.

OH FUCK.

WHO CARES?

RUN LITTLE GIRL RUN!

She listened to Evanesence a lot I take it?

Uhhh kid?

If you know any kung-fu now would be a GREAT time to use it!

Well that didn't work.

Fuck that!

Kick and scream till you go blue, kid!

And this is where I come in and save the day, right?

Any minute now...

Well shit.

 

[Bookwormgal]

Well, you're going to apparently be working on another one of these things at the same time. The prologue certainly sets the mood. Be on guard against insanity.

 

[Drymus]

I have one response to your choice of game this time around: Yes.

 

[Alice ZK]

Any game that starts with an Absol is without a doubt a great game. This one is new to me, so I'm thrilled to discover it, thanks for the selection! Also, Arceus sect? Delightful.

 

[Erberor]

Nice, it starts with a shot of Absol.

The disaster Pokemon.

I'm interested to see how this differs from Reborn, particularly considering how so many of Reborn's characters were so...grating...

Good luck.

 

[wedward45]

Woohoo, another game for you to rage at! You know, just in case you get bored of flipping your shit at reborn and snakewood. That intro certainly left a good impression, but I'd still go in heavily armed. Just in case.

 

[Vivace]

Hey, a reactionlocke! I haven't seen one of these since Macktavious. +1, la!

 

[MarineHaddock]

Your timing couldn't be more perfect I was just looking for playthroughs of this.

 

[BeyondTheFail]

Welp. This thing. Prepare for more disappointment and stupid level curves! ...screw this game. It's so damn easy to get lost here. Venam's alright, though.

 

[Derogatory Trainer]

Spoiler: Chapter 1 - Cruisin' for a Bruisin'

Oh does it now?

Well I'm not stupid enough to attempt a Nuzlocke on Hardcore mode and I'm not a filthy casual...

So I'll go with Normal.

I'd like to have a chance of completing the run at some point after all.

Regi-wha?

The hell is this?

GAH!

Okay...so you're in charge basically?

Yeah why not?

When has history ever hurt anyone?

Oh.

Then why is this the first time I've heard of it?

No.

Not at all.

But it sounds like a rip-off of Digimon if you ask me.

Fighting solves all problems, kids.

Ugh.

Bureaucracy has even affected Pokemon battling?

We live in a society, boys and girls.

I'll pass on that.

I prefer to fumble my way through the controls myself.

Eighteen badges?

Well...

Hope you're ready for a loooong fucking series folks.

I saw a picture of that actually.

Apparently it replaces the Run button during Trainer battles?

No idea what it does though...boost evasion or accuracy maybe?

NARRATOR: Little did our hero know, this would set a very, very dark precedent of nobody ever explaining anything fully to him.

Dudliest of Dudes right here, lady.

That's (probably) my name, don't wear it out!

We'll just pretend this is an alternate universe to my Reborn Nuzlocke and this Sean went to Aevium instead of Reborn.

Huzzah!

I'm sure I will never come to regret this decision!

Oh I'm on a boat this time?

That's different.

Still waiting for the fan-game that has be arriving by plane though.

Or I'll fail miserably.

Ah well enough pessimism! It's time to start the show!

With our very special guest...TITLE CARD!

Might as well start this off with an appropriate song...

Spoiler: Spoiler

Spoiler: Spoiler

@Bookwormgal - Hahaha my sanity was dead long ago. We have Snakewood to thank for that...

@Drymus - Indeed.

@Alice ZK - There is nothing delightful about Arceus fanboys...I'm always dealing with their shit.

@Erberor - We gon' die. No one's annoyed extremely me so far...

@wedward45 - Maybe this will be just a nice calm relaxing game? Heavily armed...that would have been useful for this chapter...

@KoopaConor - The legend himself...he left for a better place...And hey you can always look at the other Reaction-locke I'm doing?
That's not a request. DO IT.

@MarineHaddock - I think I'm the first to Nuzlocke it on this site anyway. First Reaction-Locke definitely.

@BeyondtheFail - I like getting lost though. Ah well I enjoy difficulty. And no other game could be as aggravating as Snakewood right?

Spoiler: Spoiler

@NickCrash - Oh Gawd Yes.

@YingYang9705 - So far this game has been Calm, Extreme Escalation, Calm and then another Extreme Escalation.

@Shing - It's started of promisingly anyway.

@Anvilicious - I know I will. There's no Radomus or annoying orphans! So far anyway...

@Chubb - You mean the part where legendaries start fucking up my life? What a fun game.

@FairFamily - Normal. I'm not a masochist and nobody else has done a Nuzlocke on it yet so I'm still cool. But Hardcore would destroy me.

@YoshiofRedemption - It'll be tolerable anyways.

Oh I was talking to her on video phone?

What is this Gen 5?

So THIS is how people get their Trainer Cards.

Usually the player already has one before the game even starts.

...

You sound WAY too into printing those Trainer cards lady.

Bit weird that a cruise liner has a Trainer registration facility in the first place but I ain't complaining.

I'm sorry the WHAT said this?

I'm going to ignore that advice and worry about it anyway.

Can you people see the dialogue boxes? I assumed you could all hear and I was just deaf.

Well I'm first so I'm clearly the best.

What kind of name is "Aelita" anyway?

Nice to see that Youngsters are still cocky before they even get their Pokemon...

Can't wait to destroy this kid...

I don't think anyone has an email address from when they were 5.

What 5 year old would even need one?

The Boss Baby maybe?

Was this girl the Boss Baby?

Oh hey, I have a mother in this game?

Who wants to bet I don't have a Dad though?

Dehehehehehe~

I like her.

She's completely biased towards me. As all mother's should be!

Sounds good to me.

(Is her hair pink?)

(Man I'm lucky I inherited my missing father's colouring)

Food sounds good.

Especially after that weird dream I had with the evil cult and little blonde girl...

Ew...you want me to consort with these plebeians?

Ehhhhh it's been pretty all right so far.

Could you fill me in on where exactly we left from though?

Ugh Mom. If you're going to make puns at least make them less awful please.

DON'T BE SO CLINGY MOM!

Never heard of it kid.

Sounds like it sucks and has a badge welcher though.

...

Isn't that island only populated by a school though?

How DARE you accuse me of such a thing!

Eavesdropping is beneath someone of my standard!

...

...

But...just one little listen couldn't hurt...right?

Do not mind me, citizen!

Just...inspecting the walls here!

Oh how rebellious of me!

Wow.

My hearing is so good I can visualise the entire room?

How epic.

Wait is that mother dearest's voice?

Who's she talking to?

...

Is this lady threatening my momma?

Oh we are going to have some words.

Uh come again?

Why does this lady want to see me smile?

Kinda creepy.

And I'm being extremely generous when I say "kinda"

So to sum up...this conversation had the word "understand" in it 6 times.

And yet I don't fucking get what it was about.

Uh what?

Why wouldn't my mother love me?

Aside from all the perfectly legitimate reasons anyway...

That just makes me more likely to steal it, lady.

DAMMIT LADY THIS IS AN RPG!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WITH PEOPLE DOING THIS!

That your computer is a heap of shit?

Or that you're a lying heap of shit?

That's what it looks like to me.

"Never wrong" my ass.

Obviously to attract new players to the game.

After all I've played canon Pokemon games for twenty years now and the only shiny I've ever caught was a purple Wurmple in Ruby.

Shame all it's evolution has was dark red wing tips. Very disappointing stuff.

...

I'm getting the feeling the game is trying to warn me about something...

Maybe it's that my character can fly?

Glitches aside we still have this boat to scope out.

Duh.

Eavesdropping is like meth.

You shouldn't do it, but fuck you where's my meth.

That sounds like a woman changing clothes...

I'd know that sound anywhere.

...

Don't look too deep into that statement please.

Well I don't know about you guys put I definitely heard a woman change clothes and plant some TNT on her table.

My fucking sonar ears tell me so.

Well this boat is fucked.

The foreshadowing is now painfully obvious instead of just obvious.

Not sure where the aliens come in though.

And you never wiiiillllll~

...

Probabllllyyyyy~

Because jobs are lame.

He should buy lottery tickets with his unemployment payments instead.

MUCH more respectable.

Ugh...

You have no idea how active I'd be if Pokemon training was an actual career option.

It'd certainly beat the usual 9-5...

Can you find it boys and girls?

Can you find "THE REFERENCE"?

Was hoping this map would work...give me some insider info into this region...

Oh well. Let's continue playing "Soon to be Sunk Boat Exploring Simulator 2016"

Oh god it's Matthew McConaughey...

SOMEONE SINK THE BOAT ALREADY!

Hmmm.

Haven't checked upstairs yet...

Huh...they have a piano player...

Damn this really is a high class cruise...

The hell am I doing on here?

Wasn't bad.

Of course I don't remember what it sounded like at the time of writing this but I'm sure it was fine.

My flattery skills are unmatched in all the world.

Oh my~

And soon we'll be on the bottom of the ocean!

Yaaaaay!

Yeah I wouldn't be on the computer nearly as much if I had actual Pokemon.

I'd be too busy crushing the hopes and dreams of children.

I'm gonna give this absolute piece of shit a piece of my mind.

...

I instantly forgive you.

Not sure how complimentary a bottle of water is but I'll take what I can get.

Ahahaha how does that sentence even work?

Does it go like : "That pianist is

very endowed?"

Fucking ridiculous.

Well don't mind if I do!

*Ahem*

I'd like to dedicate this song to my old pal, Foreshadowing!

We'll...meet again...

Don't know where...don't know wheeeeennnn~

Oh I know we'll meet again

Some suuuunnyyyy daaaayyy!

GOD DAMMIT PAUL!

ALWAYS FUCKING THINGS UP!

Damn I am liking this boat so far.

All this free shit and ominous foreshadowing is great.

Well you're clearly biased.

If this were a Scooby Doo game I'd pull of your mask to reveal Old Man Briney underneath.

Apparently the wind is going in circles...

Meh...it's still nice to watch...

Guess this is the captain's quarters?

That's my name, don't wear it out.

...

Shall I "Do the Bartman" next?

Oh it's going great!

People keep giving me free shit and saying how great I am.

I hope at least one of those will hold up throughout this game.

That sucks and all...

But why did you make me come to your desk if you were just going to sit down on the couch?

In a literal sense and old fart would probably bring me down due to how rancid it must be to be called "old"

What?

No way, man. I want to be a dentist.

Training magical creatures is for suckers!

Now if you said a tale or nine, I'd laugh at your attempt at a pun.

But you didn't so I'm edging close to the door.

Please go ahead. The more I know the less likely it is that I'll fuck up terribly.

So bullshit Smogon tier teams with a field effect backing them up?

Sounds...*sigh*...great.

EXCUSE ME ELITE HOW FUCKING MANY??

I KNEW ABOUT THE BADGES BUT NOT ABOUT THAT LITTLE TIDBIT!

WHAT!?!

THE BROCHURE SAID IT WOULD BE A WALK IN THE PARK!

LIKE EVERY 3-D POKEMON GAME SO FAR!

"Every single living person is a member of the evil team and will attack you the second we dock, good luck!"

Ah yeah. Those are more strictly enforced in these kind of regions, aren't they?

Still not getting a good explanation as to why Pokemon respect you by the number of metal pins you have...

You sure you're a captain?

Because I'm pretty sure you only say "Bon voyage" to someone about to set sail...

Aaaaand he's gone.

Look at me, audience.

Look at me.

I am de captain now.

"Bon voyage"

No, this is the only way to push the story forward.

I tried looking around for you and got nothing.

Eager is not a word I'd use to describe me, mother.

I lean more towards "begrudgingly" or "languid"

"Lady"?

She does look like a Lady class trainer.

Maybe she's like the Kalos ones and is actual nobility.

Everyone must call me Lord Sean or Lord Derogatory from now on.

Yeah...you got a pack of cards handy?

GET OFF THE STAGE!

I-is he explaining how to eat?

Cause it sounds like he's explaining how to eat...

The shit to inevitably hit the fan.

Alright! Damn...

Troll?!

QUICKLY WE MUST ALERT TUMBLR TO SAVE US FROM THIS BEAST!

THEIR PROGRESSIVE VIEWS AND CHILD-LIKE TEMPERAMENT WILL SURELY SEE US THROUGH THE DAY!

Oh...a Harry Potter reference?

Shit maybe tumblr is the one attacking?

We're at sea, lady!

You can reference The Philosopher's Stone all you want but here it's called a brig.

And you're not in the dungeon?

Your joke kinda falls fla-

...

Uh-oh.

Wait, what?

How is she gonna he-

*pop*

GAH-HAH!

What the fuck just happened?

How did I get in the Captain's quarters?

Okay what the FUCK are those tentacle things???

Well aside from being tentacle things...

Dammit there isn't any time to argue semantics with a...thing attacking the ship!

I've got the find a lifeboat or failing that a large cannon!

Well endowed Piano lady, you're okay!

Oh shit...

Well hopefully it was that Youngster who called me a scrub earlier...

And what?

DID IT ALERT THE FUCKING KRAKEN?

THAT IS NOT AN OKAY THING TO SAY!

I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THIS!

Don't need to tell me twice!

I am GONE!

Jesus Christ...this place is getting destroye-

...

IS THAT A FUCKING DEOXYS!?!?!

ALREADY!?!

Ohhhh...this game really upped the stakes in the space of like 4 minutes...

Haaahhh...

NO!

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS GAME!?!?!?

PAUL WAS INNOCENT DAMMIT!!!

IIIIINNNNOOOOCCCCEEEENNNNNTTTTT!!!!

I've got to be able to save someone, right?

Uh.

Uh.

N-nice weather we're having, huh?

In fact, it's so nice that it would be rude of me to steal some of it from you!

So I'll just...go back inside...

K BYE!

Hah...hah...I know what I can at least save something of value!

GOD DAMMIT GAME!!!

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE??

UNLESS SOME OF THE ELITE 8 SHOW UP WE'RE FUCKED!

Okay...calm down...just gotta find Mother and steal a lifeboat...

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!

HOW ARE THE EVIL TEAM IN THIS REGION SO WELL EQUIPPED!?!?

Well I guess I'm going hole diving then.

...

This is going to hurt...

Don't care.

Gotta help Momma.

Never did you old fart.

NEVERRRRR!!!

Wait no that's stupid.

What's your idea?

YES STAIRS. ARE YOU DONE?

Ah go down with the ship why don't you?

---

Hello stairs and hellooooo...

Complete devastation...

Now where the hell is-

MOTHER!

It's just a boat mother. No need to care so much.

The one and only.

(out of the millions worldwide but fuck those guys)

I blame him actually.

I'D SAY IT'S PRETTY RELEVANT LADY!

YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL US!

Okay capture us.

But I'm not sure if that's worse...

Those tentacles do NOT look friendly.

They're going after my mother?

Why?

What's so special about her?

"Her"?

The one Mom is reporting to or something?

Mom there's no move called attack position...

JESUS!!

...thanks for taking the hit Syl...

WHAT?

I'm not going to just run away like a bitch while my mother gets captured!

How hard can fighting off a horde of Deoxys with my bare hands be right?

...

Oh wow I'm gonna die...

MOTHER!!!

I...

...

I'M SORRY!

Oh come on man!

I just abandoned my mother!

Can't you just fuck off or something?

...

Well this is going to hurt.

Wha-

HOLY SHIT!!!

I LOVE YOU WELL ENDOWED PIANO LADY!!!

---

I can fight you at least!

You're just a smelly old man!

Aaaaaaahhhhhh fuck.

I think you'll find I'm unusually stubborn when it comes to fighting back...

The hell?

Looks like my ride is here fuckfaces!

I'll see you in hell.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAOHFUCK!

To be continued...

 

[SimplyUnknown]

...

...

........... I can't believe you don't know what Aelita means.

Aelita: The meaning of Aelita is "noble". The name Aelita is of English origin. Aelita comes from the book "Aelita, or, The Decline of Mars" by Aleksey Nikolayevich Tolstoy. It is also the name of a Russian Science Fiction Award, the Aelita Award.

Now you know.

On another note, congrats on surviving an explosion and getting off that death ship. We shall mourn the awesomeness of Piano Lady, who dropped a piano on a Deoxys.

But your story begins now. Good luck!

 

[Bookwormgal]

Hehehehe. Okay, it looks like you're off to an impressive start. Not to mention you're grand escape from the catastrophe was pretty entertaining. Now you'll just have to get to shore and figure out who in the world is the cause of the attack and why. Good luck.

 

[wedward45]

Eighteen badges? Eat your heart out, Gary Oak.

That beginning was... uh... well, shit.

 

[MarineHaddock]

All this and not even a starter pokemon to show for it, this is gonna be a long journey

I hope the well endowed piano lady survived somehow and we can meet her again

Possbily in the form of a insurgence deoxys/human

 

[BeyondTheFail]

Aelita being picked as a name is actually a Code Lyoko reference. Only she doesn't have pink hair, doesn't wear pink, and she's arguably more useless. Most of the "ladies" in this bug the crap out of me. Just wait until you find Melia.

Also, the shiny rate is increased in this. I think I ended up with like 5 shinies before I stopped playing. Thought you'd like to know.

 

[Alice ZK]

I'm impressed by the amount of work put into creating this hack. The whole story, the backgrounds... I can't wait to see what's next!

As for what this implies:

this is gonna be a long journey

=> Ditto that. All this exposition and you're yet to pick the starter... A long shot from the 18 badges and the Elite 8

 

[Drymus]

Now, I wonder if this version of Sean will make the same starter choice...

And if he also carries a large collection of lethal spoons...

Good luck in the one fight with the 130 . And the 383 . And be sure to watch out for the 150 .

 

[Vivace]

ALRIGHT FINE I'LL READ IT GEEZ NOBODY READS MY RUNS WHEN I TELL THEM TO THOUGH >:(

*ahem*

Holy hell's horses, this hack has quite the opening! I'll admit I literally lol'd when the piano fell on Deoxys. Good stuff, keep it coming!

 

[Alba Corbina]

I love Well-Endowed Piano Lady! Hopefully you'll be able to get your starter fairly soon.

 

[Tojin]

Fucking Christ, does this game escalate quickly! Loving it so far, despite (or maybe because of) that. I wonder what Pokemon your mum gave you? Guess we'll find out. I was hoping this game was gonna be less depressing than Reborn, but from what we've seen so far, probably not. Good luck with all the gyms. (And also the murderous Deoxyses. Deoxii?)