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Screenshot Fan Game Mature Commentary The Terribly-Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3: Chapter 143 - Slice of Life on the Seven Seas

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Thread Description
A heroic saga of loss, anger and a great number of idiocy induced headaches. Welcome to the wild ride that is Pokemon Rejuvenation! (Updated 23/09/22)

Sovereign One

The Supreme ruler that never does anything
Pokédex No.
4284
Caught
Apr 19, 2021
Messages
116
Location
In bed
Nature
Sassy
Pronouns
He
Pokémon Type
  1. Dragon
  2. Fighting
  3. Tough
Pokédex Entry
Doesn't understand sarcasm yet is quite good dishing it out, he always laughs at inappropriate times,

Why not?

Fuck you, it's 100% green. I KNOW it is this time.
They use a different shade of red for red text.
Don't you try and gaslight me, fucker.

Oh... um, you really don't see it do you? Alright I think I've come to the conclusion that I should stop correcting you about color because it keeps making you more and more paranoid.

I'll take Twitter on no problem. I know WAY more slurs than they can handle.

It's Twitter, I wouldn't be surprised if it actually COULD handle you.

Ohhhhhh...
Suddenly I've lost the urge to play it now...
...
Does Destiny Bond still work on it?

Don't know, what I DO know is that apparently you can skip the entire fight if you have a poke doll... for some reason.

I think that was an oversight.

Bakugan? I guess I was too old for that.
Was that the one with the figurines in balls?
How the fuck did THAT of all things get popular in your school? That games looked really complicated to play.

We didn't really do much with them, we more acted like they were collectibles than anything else.

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Huh. I imagine this one would have looked better with a moving Gen 5 sprite.

I wonder if you can have those in fan-games? It'd probably slow the game down but maybe for just this one fight?

The only one I know of that's out is (AGAIN) Pokemon Xenoverse. But I have my eye on two currently being developed that also have gen 5 battle sprites called Pokemon Azurite and Epsilon.

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Cut off your head.

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With this axe.

I-is that a different axe from the one you (attempted to) assault Comet and Cosmia with?

Edit: I looked back... it isn't.

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For when Carnage runs out of PP.

Also for clicks.

For SOME reason, the people reading this run really like you.

YAY MORE CEASAR!

Oh my foolish and sceptical friend.

You underestimate the power of...

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BLUE MOON ICE-CREAM!

When did you get that? Part 1 from Booko?

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NO WAI-

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

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Oh noooooooo, She's completely destroyed your core from cuteness overload!

Okay, your REAL adjustment period starts now!

Please adapt to your new life here while I'm gone back in time, okay?

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You need like a Diary or something that the pokemon you catch can read through just to understand the crazy shit you have to go through. And no, this nuzlocke doesn't count.

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...

oh god

F-finally, Destiny?

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OH GOD THE MUSTACHE MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE!

Now as for my RPG party members...

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(I wish I was good at coming up with backstories on the fly but I'm drawing blanks.)

You know what? I would watch this.
 
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Decibel575

Hidden but not so Hidden Lurker
Pokédex No.
487
Caught
Jul 12, 2019
Messages
154
Nature
Timid
Pokémon Type
  1. Fairy
  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
Legends say that you may find this elusive creature hiding in the screenshot section, roaming the Terribly Titled threads
Now onto reactions, sorry Sean. Confused by the forums today.

Now that I've seen the shiny sprites for Silvally that have been made for Reborn and Rejuv, I can no longer go back. It was the frst Pokemon I had decided to actually soft reset for in Reborn and It was definitely worth the 17 tries.
I noticed that Type Null and Silvally's only stat difference is 30 extra base speed though, the rest of its stats stay the same.

Having a loyal false god will certainly help in your reign of Avium, so you had better be sure to train them up in order to OhKo the Arceus I assume Melia will have by the end of the game.
Hacker Pory-Z is pretty cute as well.

As for my RPG party-

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This is a mix party, but none of them are support classes, so I'll have to take that role. While praising a false god named Dome no, Helix. or just be a heretic and praise myself.

Snickerdoodle.
At the age of 18, the very poor sorceress is informed of her magical capabilities from her parents. But is also told that she has to pay a constant monthly subscription fee to a dragon in order for her family to keep such magic. The dragon is fucking with them of course, because they find it funny. Also forced her family to give their children strange names for laughs.

Ezekiel
The Witch Hunter, being from an outskirts village not completely informed about magic joins the party in hopes of killing the Sorceress when they first meet due to believing her a witch. Later finding out his believed to be dead father is a dragon, and is the same dragon who has been scamming this family for generations.

Rintarou
A Mystic Knight raised with a love for the moon in a shrine. Has a sword fetish, but due to how unlucky he is, most of his attempted sword slashes or spell casting he tries backfires and destroys his weapon. Eventually finds an unbreakable sword blessed by the moon after breaking into a temple with the party. Flirts with every Lamia he meets, somehow succeeds in all and he learns where all his luck goes.

Other two are ongoing creations. Will come back later hopefully
 
Pokédex No.
927
Caught
Oct 22, 2019
Messages
272
Location
In the library with many good books
Nature
Timid
Pronouns
He/They
Pokémon Type
  1. Bug
  2. Psychic
Pokédex Entry
A very small trash boy last seen clawing themself out of the gender dumpster.
I know, right? I never payed them much heed at all until I got her in a jackpot.
That's the beauty of Nuzlockes, I guess.

That's pretty much it yeah. The heart attacks and sheer bullshit moments are lightened by discovering mons you'd never use and coming to love them.

We've definitely become spoiled over the years though, huh? I remember playing PS1/2 games on a fat little square CRT monitor with a screen smaller than my laptop's. Those were the days...
Oh yeah it's a blast. Too many miss-able NPCs though. They should have changed their way of storytelling a bit since the game isn't linear like previous ones. Can't wait for the DLCs though.

Man those were the days. Of course my eyes still WORKED back in those days, and I wasn't paying almost AU$700 for a single specially made contact because the last specialist I had completely ignored an infection for almost two weeks... (Yeah that dude was one of those guys who only went into medicine to pay for his real passion in real estate. Says everything you need to know.)

I've researched the topic further and it's actually private bankers and money lenders we should be killing off.
A LOT of wars have been started by their invisible hands.

Eat the money lenders? Damn, that's practically Biblical. I like it!

Silly woman still thinks she's in canon Pokemon where Pokemon are almost never evil and always the victims.

I mean the last canon Pokemon game said 'Fix the environment but don't let egotistical fucking billionaires do it because they'll just make everything worse' so she's not wrong to think that way... We're all the victims where fucking billionaires are concerned.

Usually anyone that edits their body solely for attention is bad news. Like botox injections.
Hahaha, I'll assume you included people doing chemotheraphy in the advancing baldness category, right?

...Well I mean my uncle's losing his hair because of chemo so. It's fine when it's sickness or something, it's just the people who shave their heads as a 'statement' who inevitably give me the shits.

Also because they aren't like our Interpol at all.
They're basically World Police and I have very strong opinions against that as a concept.

Yeeeeeeah that is a concept that makes my skin crawl right off my damn body. God, I remember when the South Park assholes made 'Team America: World Police' and legit thought it was a fucking joke. There is something deeply upsetting about the American psyche.

She got off relatively easy this time.
Bass, SazzleDazzle and Rose got most of the beatings.

And gave us most of the heart attacks!

Wow. A raid that is depicted using a storm? Soooo original of them.

Oh shut up, at least the Raid content in ESO takes on new forms in the different regions. And we've never had a fucking Absolute Virtue incident. *shudder*

Like none of the people travelling with me have ever even come CLOSE to beating me...wonder if that would warp there perception of me?

Maybe not but they've certainly caused a lot of own party KOs in double battles. Fuckers.

Have a clip of the anime adaptation.
The dubbed version of course.

*pffffffffffft* OH MY GOD IT'S EVEN STUPIDER THAN I IMAGINED.

Also I'm going to kill her for something FAR worse later on.

Jesus Christ. I'm torn between desperate to know and terrified of what she's going to do.


Yeah but we don't actually want to deal with her because she's an idiot! At least you actually know your job and look like David Tennant circa 2010, those cover a multitude of sins in this game.


You're welcome, David Tennant! Looking forward to seeing you in the special next year~

It gets even harder to do later on in this game.

There's whole chapters where the player controls other people (Like that time with Emma on Blacksteeple)

...You know I was perfectly fucking happy not knowing that that wasn't a one-off shitshow. This game is bad enough when it's still sticking to the basic tropes of Pokemon (sort of), I absolutely LOATHE when it decides to pretend it's a Final Fantasy game!


Yes, Zira, but the difference there is that he'll have earned it. Those fuckers were just born into power, and they will be crushed under the Immortal Sean's heel as they deserve.

Is this the price of doing the "right" thing?

Not a fan.

Think of it like this; you now have Anabel, who someone high up in Interpol obviously has the hots for, and Looker, who seems to be about the only semi-competant law enforcement in the entire series, thinking of you as someone who is law-abiding, helpful, and powerful enough to handle pretty much anything that comes your way. Not to mention that they were forced to hire you because they couldn't handle the job alone.

You have leverage over Poke-Interpol, and a vested interest in keeping them out of your future dominion. Sounds like a good result to me. Long-term. Right this second it's a pain in the metaphorical.


I have lived in Australia my entire life and like all Aussies easily consumed the body weight of several Indian elephants worth of icecream during the summers and I have never ONCE seen bubblegum flavour icecream. I can only imagine the bizarre chemical miasma of it...


Silvally! I really do love Silvally, partially because I have a soft spot for 'experimented on characters coming into their power and earning friends' tropes and partially because they just kick SO MUCH ASS.

OKAY FIRST I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM AN OILING THEN A CHARACTER!

Fair, grinding gears and screeching metal are the noises that hell itself is made of.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah so cute so cute so cute


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! *collapses from cuteness overdose*

You die like four chapters into Part 4 so it'd be a waste of mine and everyone's time if I did.

Well that's a waste of a perfectly good nickname. ...The Swanna? Bitch I would use a Girafarig AND a Chatot on my team over a Swanna any day, their design is great but they're absolutely shit.


Big soft... Want hug big soft... There's something almost hypnotic over how huggable she looks...

This game has no fucking chill at all.

I keep forgetting that 'literal blood-fuelled army of the damned' is part of the backstory thanks to all the Garufan nonsense and Melia's ongoing campaign to make the rest of the world forget Sean exists.

Yes I AM still fucking salty over the game being all about her right after Nancy was fucking murdered in front of us.


I don't know what it is but I absolutely adore Porygon-Z. There's something intensely charming about the floaty weird data duck.

Starting to think that the twist of this game isn't that I'm here to help Melia, I'm here to mitigate the damage she might cause...

...You know I reckon you're onto something there.
 

No-name

Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Pokédex No.
603
Caught
Jul 31, 2019
Messages
274
Location
Nowhere significant
Nature
Serious
Pokémon Type
  1. Fighting
  2. Normal
Pokédex Entry
Likes vandalizing school buildings and is quite proud of doing so.
Why the fuck were there so many things to reply to this chapter? Probably the snooping
Kneel before your betters, Cain.
Quote from Reborn to show that Sean was always an idiot
Future Sean IS less perceptive because he's relying on his sometimes-shoddy memory.
So, your memory IS flawed!
Using my past words and actions against me?
How low can you sink, No-Name?
Even further beyond!
UGH.
COMPLIMENTING ME TO DEFEAT MY OWN ARGUEMENT!?
THE DEPTHS YOU SINK TO SICKEN ME, NO-NAME!
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
ACTUALLY IT GETS REALLY FUCKING OLD SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO STAY SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
haha, no.
The thots have gotten to you too, No-Name?
No the fuck they haven't.
Shame. And here I was going to invite you to the annual Woman Toss we hold every year.
Do I even wanna know what "the annual Woman Toss" is?
Hm.
Not too keen on a Pokemon game that has fusion in it.
Oh trust me, that is the least of the problems that game has.
Yes.
Fuck that bullshit. I will study EVERY single one of them intensively for the most risk-free strategy there is.
Fucking shields...
Who came up with that stupid idea?
Ask Jan.
Oh fuck off.
Your alien creepypasta franchise making in-universe people kill themselves from the horror or knowledge is the most cliché thing ever.
It's more "Suicide due to stress and frustration" because you are kinda right about what you mentioned.
What the fuck is this even supposed to mean?
You can't stop him, Roxy.
Nobody can...
Maybe I can stop myself one day, If one of my attemps at un-lifing myself works.

Serious stuff:
I actually have attempted that, plz don't ask more
I was banking on all of you being secret gigachad billionaires that'd give me money!
I need to reconsider my line of work...
If we were, we'd be doing stuff way dumber than reading nuzlockes.
Like sending flat earthers to space.
"My daughter playing loud music? "I BETTER UPPERCUT HER THROUGH THE ROOF!"
Considering Veronica did that SEVERAL times, Ms. Vasile had a point.
Well it's what I'll tell the guy who writes the book for me.
You mean me, right?
Fuck you, it's 100% green. I KNOW it is this time.
They use a different shade of red for red text.
Don't you try and gaslight me, fucker.
It is red. Seriously it's fucking red.
Duel Monsters era Yu-gi-oh.
You mean when priority was still a thing and fucking Last Turn was legal? There is a reason that card has a giant fucking "Rulings" page on yugipedia.
We need Stonehilda to use her magic rock powers to attack the enemy for us!
You mean your darling wife?
PULSE-Musharna?
OH. Is that what replaced Jenkel's fucking ridiculous time simulation machine?
Yes.
I suppose that's better...? What happens to the Musharna in the end?
Nothing.
and have to sacrifice several Nuzlocke in an evil ritual this time!
Nuzleaf.
How far apart are those two islands anyway? It apparently takes 8 hours to get there by fucking rocketship so I'm very confused.
Ask Jan.
No. He's writing it from HIS point of view.
I.E an honest and moral one
I'll be ruined if it ever gets out!
All the more reason to have me write the book!
Honestly, it's pretty telling how infected I've become with Meliaitis over the years after writing this when my first instinct to that new interrogation scene was to barge in and stop them from harassing her.
Because if it did come down to it, I'd trust Melia a lot more than two fucking canon characters.
...
And yes, I've become a monster.
There is no shame in admitting you are a Meliaphile, you know.
Shadow Pokemon, man. Full of surprises.
Like Chiller knowing Will O'Wisp and Caesar knowing Wild Charge.
There also was a shadow Baltoy at the Wetland Lab that gets fucking Flamethrower.
Only despair awaits me in Part 5.
I can already feel it.
Me too.
On the other hand...I am NOT looking forward to that Glass Workshop Gauntlet again.
Only beat that by the very SKIN of my teeth the first time around...
Ah yes, the part where youtubers just decided to go "Fuck it, I'm hacking"
You never know with this fucking region and it's overabundance of mutants and witches...
Anomalies can crop up in the most unexpected times and places.
THE STRANGE OCCURENCES ARE EVERYDAY FOR ME! John fucking NPC has no idea of any of this shit going on!
Shit, you're right
Incidentally have you seen Pheromosa's shiny sprite in Reborn?
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Funny stuff.
What's funny about this? Am I just dense?
I just really dislike the idea that these things are still around after Meteor is defeated.
It is either that or the good old "Macguffin gets destroyed so it is never used again".
Eve should probably be in jail.
Yeah you're right.
They have to AT THE VERY LEAST go get Melia for me
Meliaphile!
Is that chemical in the water that's making people incredibly retarded also making them incredibly good at science and technology?
That is probably the most likely explanation and I love it.
Or does everyone I know secretly have a degree from fucking MIT?!?

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Fucking Flora built and IMPROVED a PULSE machine, Saki's robots are going to end the world, Team Xen is making portals to pocket dimensions with magic goo, genetic engineering and teaching Zetta to believe in himself...

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Next they'll be telling me, Veronica's capable of doing advanced quadratic formulas in her fucking head!
You forgot Jenkel's time machine, Bladestar's dimension mirrors and
Garufa defense mechanisms
And isn't this the real world equivalent of like...190 dollars?

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So to sum up;

I gave them information crucial to their investigation, brought them into contact with Dream Zetta and I fought a giant spinning metal monster that was on fire...

Only to get payed less than half a week's work on minimum wage?

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The PokePolice, ladies and gentlemen!

On top of being incompetent, they're also a bunch of tight-arsed bastards.
If you look at it from irl perspective, all the monetary rewards are gonna look shit.
Pokemon should be free-range in my opinon, not pumped full of drug!
Bs. You just aren't willing to take an actual path to victory.
Obviously the audience doesn't pay me with money but their eternal souhohohohohohoho...
Implying they have souls to hand over in the first place...
...

...

I wonder what would happen if I put a person in the bag...
I'm fairly sure that bag is like Newt's suitcase, it just has an entire world inside.
Because it'll be ME on top.

Which is obviously better than it NOT being me.

Ergo and therefore, I win this argument.
Considering who the elites are, you're absolutely correct.
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OI...

It's not DEVIOUS.

Just a little bit...mischievous.
Hold up, If you get Zolt to recognize Sean as Sean's enemy would he be obligated to smite Sean? Or would he just crash because he wasn't programmed to respond to that sort of paradoxical command?
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DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT. I'D EVEN TAKE HEARING ABOUT THAT FUCKING LEAFLET AGAIN OVER THAT!

I'M SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE, DAMMIT!
What leaflet? Also yes, you're married with an adoptive daughter.
Then don't presume you can tell me what to do, you balless insect.
I prefer "Idiocratic insect", just seems so much more appropriate for Aevium citizens.
Oh thank god.

If it gets you to shut up, I should tire you out more often!

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AGH GOD, THAT IS 100% NOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOU-
But you said it anyway ;)

REINHARD! WHAT FLAVOUR DID YOU GET?!
In Ceaser's absence, it seems that Reinhard is the obligatory distraction.
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Of course they do.

They're watching MY Nuzlocke.
This might be the first time you and Ceaser have agreed on something in a long while.
I shall ride him into battle one day.

The only way that would look better is if it was a Pegasus.
Pokemon Empyrean.
You die like four chapters into Part 4 so it'd be a waste of mine and everyone's time if I did.
Oh but when I give spoilers, It is "ruining the surprise". You hack
Let's repress the knowledge that BLOOD MAGIC is a thing
Oh I wish I could.
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OH DEAR GOD NO! EVOLVING HER EVOLVED THE YANDERE IMAGE AS WELL!
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS YOU PERV!
Starting to think that the twist of this game isn't that I'm here to help Melia, I'm here to mitigate the damage she might cause...
Well, who else would it be?

I'm unreasonably proud of the fact that my Snakewood propaganda got it more exposure.

Also my JRPG team:
・An emotionally unstable Royal Guard
・A fairy Wyvern Rider
・A full plate armoured Hero
・A poison-adept Barbarian
・A former middle-aged salaryman who reincarnated into a pretty girl Rune Fencer
 
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Sovereign One

The Supreme ruler that never does anything
Pokédex No.
4284
Caught
Apr 19, 2021
Messages
116
Location
In bed
Nature
Sassy
Pronouns
He
Pokémon Type
  1. Dragon
  2. Fighting
  3. Tough
Pokédex Entry
Doesn't understand sarcasm yet is quite good dishing it out, he always laughs at inappropriate times,
Pokemon Empyrean.

Ok but here's the thing with that particular Rapidash.

You can't catch it.

It is solely a boss pokemon

There is literally no way to add it on your team.

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No-name

Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Pokédex No.
603
Caught
Jul 31, 2019
Messages
274
Location
Nowhere significant
Nature
Serious
Pokémon Type
  1. Fighting
  2. Normal
Pokédex Entry
Likes vandalizing school buildings and is quite proud of doing so.
Ok but here's the thing with that particular Rapidash.

You can't catch it.

It is solely a boss pokemon

There is literally no way to add it on your team.

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I know, just pointing it out to Dero. Also the plot behind it is dumb even by Empyrean standards.
 

Paradox Roxy

Phantasmal Chaos Writer
Pokédex No.
2262
Caught
Jul 29, 2020
Messages
36
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
They/Them
Pokémon Type
  1. Fairy
  2. Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Snarky paradox writer.
Goddammit how am I already behind? Ok, time to read!
 

thetruelizardking

My many subjects are watching
Pokédex No.
4246
Caught
Apr 15, 2021
Messages
50
Location
Florida
Nature
Sassy
Pokémon Type
  1. Grass
  2. Dragon
Pokédex Entry
Often seen with a crown and surrounded by its many subjects, it will screech autistically when threatened.
darn it! the bot didnt work. ima keep working on it. as for the chapter, i love the personalities you give your pokemon, it truly makes this nuzeloke entertaining and different from the rest. keep up the great work and i will see you next week sean! coming to you from in the walls!
 

Paradox Roxy

Phantasmal Chaos Writer
Pokédex No.
2262
Caught
Jul 29, 2020
Messages
36
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
They/Them
Pokémon Type
  1. Fairy
  2. Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Snarky paradox writer.
Hokay, that was a lot less than I was expecting. Phew.
Too bad he becomes retarded in V13.
He literally filled out his league application in crayon.
Saki poisoning got to his brain.
He's still a nice guy though.
Og, come on SERIOUSLY?! Can we not have one nice guy who isn't a dummy?!
Nah it wasn't sad. It was epic.
Because of his sacrifice the run went on,
...

That motherfucker.
Welp, this is gonna be a problem?
And the big secret is if I wanted to I COULD change the plot but the amount of work involved is both staggering and pointless. I'll see where Jan goes with all this first.
Thank you? Honestly I see what you mean but like, is it more than taking 3 hours to edit a video staggering? I dunno, I don't really know what kind of software your using.
When writing Rose I intended to have her grow to be more like me as time goes on, like any child would when raised with someone for several years.
She's obviously still not 100% like me though. She's more curious than philosophical and is a lot kinder than I am to random people.
I'm pretty sure some of the NPCs seek therapy after I've dealt with them after all.
I had a feeling- I recognized the personality changes in her writing over time.
Damn it definitely has. You're mixing up Gondor and Rohan.
Boromir and Faramir are the only brothers in the books/show to my knowledge.
oh my god i am so sorry.....Truthfully I only recall bits and pieces of the earlier books, I could never find the last one in the original trilogy, and I-I recently watched Tear of Grace's Shadow of War supercut so I know that's making me mix up various locations in middle-earth.
In reality, I'm actually a very patient person outside of a few key things.
...
Or I've just outsourced all my aggression into this run. Who knows?
Def. the latter.
Well it's certainly better than calling you Paradox or Paradoxy since Roxy's an actual name.
It wouldn't work the other way around. It'd be like calling me Trainer or pikafan96 "Fan96". It's weird.
No-Name reported it happened back in Kristiline after I beat Angie.
Which was almost 4 years ago for you and 5 years ago for me.
People have actually called me Paradox, it's annoying. and it used to be a jab at me on discord before I just ran with it. It's kinda cute imo.
And WOW 4 years ago? Christ.
It's the better way to go about things. Like you ever watch those Kurzgesagt videos?
Nearly all of them keep telling us how we could all die in an instant if something unpreventable happens. Very fucking depressing.
PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME.
I guess it must be fun to someone who didn't write it. I usually just end up critiquing the parts where the jokes sucked.
I legitimately want to reboot the Reborn series because I could do it so much better now.
Although it is nice to read back on the odd chapter and laugh at my own jokes.
Oh, no I TOTALLY get it, I hate looking back at my old writing it is so cringe I want to die- why did I EVER publish that kind of garbage? Agh. And I mean I still enjoy your Reborn Run.
I can only hope you just opened a chapter a searched the word "fuck" with Ctrl+F and didn't do it manually.
looks away guilty......
WHAT!?
I was banking on all of you being secret gigachad billionaires that'd give me money!
I need to reconsider my line of work...
I HAVE TOLD YOU i'M A COLLEGE STUDENT ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS.
Ganymede is actually larger than Mercury.
It just doesn't look as impressive next to that big fucker Jupiter which has over 2 and a half times the mass of the rest of the solar system (Sun not included) combined!
I keep FUCKING forgetting that, DAMMIT.
I shall beat you with my ruler as punishment for your schadenfreude.
.....I don't know whether to make an S&M joke, or just facepalm at how wrong that can be taken out of context.
HE DOESN'T SEE IT THOUGH! SO I'M STILL TECHNICALLY CORRECT!
The way Boxes are set up in my own little universe here is that they're like VR Chat but each Pokemon gets his own apartment to stay in.
With the theme being based on the wallpaper I chose.
.....ok I'm going to steal that if I ever do a pokemon style story, that is honestly a really interesting thought process.
Damn, you're really reading and writing these replies at the same time instead of waiting to finish the chapter?
Impressive stuff.
Eh, it's just a habit.
Haha "biting" the wall?
I was going for "leaning against it for support"...
I was trying to be funny, like your so stressed you began to gnaw on it in pure panic.
Rose kicked them off the bed, that why they're on the ground.
Because I was not specifically prepared for it due to it being a blind run.
Would have had a Pokemon with Night Shade and other fixed damage moves if it wasn't.
C-can any of your pokemon even learn Night shade? or like sonicboom?
One of the main problems I face doing a run like this, is the lack of space for the Pokemon to speak.
There's only so much room in a photo and I can't just cover the whole thing in a wall of text.
Pikafan's way is so much better than mine in regards to this.
.....What does he do?
You've got bad memories of sucking at DDR in an arcade too, huh?
What? no i just hate the idea of PULSE and I don't like dancing games all that much. I have no spacial rhythm.
It's 5 years according to Reborn V19.
So someone like Shelly is the same age as Veronica right now.
And Reborn Sean is still technically younger than I am right now.
But my aging is weird so we won't focus on it.
I try to process this as the gears turn in my head, before steam vents out of my ears
'S entertaining to freak out about at least?
NOT WHEN IT GIVES ME PHYSICAL PAIN.
oh god this is how you feel isn't it whenever the plot fucks you over.

So I can go on a NEW rambling tangent in five minutes!

What a skilled writer, I am!
....That's like, 50% of what writing is half the time. tangents worded to sound like they aren't.
More money to save until I can finally fucking buy Full Restores and as many Focus Sashes as I can carry.
GOOD. PLEASE KEEP THEM ALIVE.
My best guess is that these special black item balls I pick up dump a huge amount of data onto my Rift Dex but I didn't have the proper extensions to read these new files?

...

So basically all they did is install Adobe Reader.

Great.
lovely. I hate that software.
Whoa, what? You guys made an new app in a like a day?!

Is that chemical in the water that's making people incredibly retarded also making them incredibly good at science and technology?

Or does everyone I know secretly have a degree from fucking MIT?!?
...apps are not too hard to create if it's like, a bunch of simple documents.
Mmhmm.

We'll see if I accept those thanks once I get a look at my pay cheque.

There better be something about "hazard pay" in there.
I really, really doubt that there is......
But for now we cash in our chips!

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Hmph.

Not bad, I suppose.

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The game is being a bit generous calling roughly 8% of my current wealth "whopping" though.
...you have $312,500 rn?
Only to get payed less than half a week's work on minimum wage?
...I get paid $15 an hour and my money paycheck is usually something like $345.....although it's an oncampus part time job with flexible hours so I know im not the best example for this.
Besides it's basically the final arc of the season after this chapter and we could use the breathing room.
WAIT WHAT? OH COME ON ALREADY? Ugh, welp, I'll prep to wait like a month after that for any updates at all.
The main problem is the knowledge I, Sean the player, get from those scenes.

Do I not know these things are happening in game?

Like how I knew Ren joined Team Xen way before everyone else because I, Sean the player saw it happen?
Yea I seriously hate it when games do that- The more often a game expects a player to operate on the knowledge that only they would know by being a player and thus that affects the story, the more I dislike the game. Granted if the game doesn't really have a plot or if these scenes still occur but don't affect your main party, it's fine.
Just another reason to hate this game's writing.
But unlike back then, I'm awake and doing other important things during some of them.

The fuck am I supposed to do for that? I can't just leave piles and piles of uninterrupted pictures!

My witty banter is what the people pay for!
Y know, and your screams of incoherent rage and agony.
Plus I've got a fucking magic backpack that contains its own dimension.

I've stuffed this thing with a literal ton of both food and water so I never have to die of hunger or thirst.

Just seems like the smart thing to do when you have the worlds greatest and largest preservative on your back.

I've put fucking ice-cream cones in this thing and they were still cold when I took it out two days later.
I want a bag like that now, I could have so much food.
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Fuck.
THANK YOU MAGNEZONE, i'M SORRY YOUR NAME ESCAPES ME. i'M SWAMPED IN PAPERS AND PROJECTS. (Seriously ugh, soooo much to do- why do they cram in so much at the end?!
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It's not like I'm doing it for EVIL. It's for the good of the region!

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Notes this down for later when we inevitably get caught by the Time Force.
I thought you were programmed to obey me in all matters?

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OI...

It's not DEVIOUS.

Just a little bit...mischievous.

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HA! Ok I didn't need to quote this but something about this tidbit made me laugh so much and I don't know why.
Eh. We'll probably be fine.

If we've turned our backs to the enemy in a Pokemon battle something's already gone drastically wrong.
What about us, your viewers? I look for a way to remove that switch.
Huh. I imagine this one would have looked better with a moving Gen 5 sprite.

I wonder if you can have those in fan-games? It'd probably slow the game down but maybe for just this one fight?
It's...not advisable, it could crash the system if it's too high tech?
As I've said before. the canon of this run is slightly different to the actual game that Jan made, mostly due to the improvements he made to the plot and story over the earlier chapters.

Think of your updated versions of the game as the original timeline while this run shows the Terribly-Titled one.
Yes, and I prefer this version to those ones since sometimes the narrative of this one does what I'm thinking and also it just makes it funnier.
The baby Volcanion.

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And it's all terrible.
STILL HATE THAT WE HAD TO DO THAT.
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Enjoy everyone.

You all earned it after that Ferrothorn fight.

Now let's all have a big celebratory lick!

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Blech! I think I got someone else's flavour! This tastes like...iron?

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Ohhh, salted caramel is awesome! Good taste!!!
meeeehhhh
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Glad to see someone appreciates a good pun around here.

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What do Thunderstones even taste like to you?

Because to me they taste like broken teeth.

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I think I get what you mean.

Like Pop Rocks or fizzy candies don't really taste of anything but it's the kick you're paying for.
I actually don't think I've ever had pop rocks- don't ask me why, I think I've just never had the opportunity. Also I want a thunderstone now.
Luckily I had the foresight to buy a spare ice-cream for you specifically.

Honeycomb, right?

Good choice.
Ohhh, delicious!
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Wow.

I think that's the first time you've said something I actually approved of, Sazzle.

What gives?

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.......rasberry ripple??
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Black wha!?

How is that a flavour?! And why didn't they call it by it's proper name "Carbonado"?

I'd eat an ice-cream called that.

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Oh.

Vanilla.

The name made it sound more impressive than it actually is.

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Wow...

Confimation that all those countries exist in the Pokemon world...

The ice-cream sounds impressive too.
...That sounds legit good if a little unhealthy and expensive as well.
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Ah to be young and casually hurt your pare- *Ahem* Trainer's feelings again.
Want a cookie?
For when Carnage runs out of PP.

Also for clicks.

For SOME reason, the people reading this run really like you.

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Of course they do.

They're watching MY Nuzlocke.
Well people like Caesar because of the lovely dynamic you two have- biting comments and him trying to be a conscience for your morally bankrupt soul.
I speak for the gears.

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Like to see you do better, bug brain.

Giving character to all the Pokemon I've caught is a nearly impossible task.

What I WAS going to do was make Metal Gears gimmick that he was actually animated but there aren't any good ways to do that in Photoshop.

They'd be either be 3-D models or sprites so they won't look as good.
That just sounds like a pain and a half.
I humbly accept your oath.

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Now return. I will call upon you when I need a stalwart fighter!
...........I wasn't expecting that too go so well, where's the backfiring? Your evolutions never go that well.
Well okay, any of the vanilla ones.

Radical Red and Photonic Sun were MOTHERFUCKERS.

I think the reason Rejuvenation's isn't higher despite the far large chapter count is due to all the fucking talking in between battles.

It's either that or doing the Nuzlocke for an audience and giving the Pokemon quirks and characters makes me a bit more vigilant/hyper paranoid about certain things.
Are those two like personal time ones? I've never even heard of those. And no duh, live commentary is hard!
Oh?

Well thank you, Bella. I appreciate i-

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Well. I'm dry.
Why is she in 3D.
Learn that.

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Nah. I think we'll leave my underpan-I mean...We'll leave the Cloth alone for now.

Eviolite Dusclops is a pretty good tank so I want to leave that option open in the future.

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......Why did I quote this one? (This is a later one I had to add into the timeline, I legit forget what my plan with it was- one of the few times I don't give a response to a quoting and I forget it, go figure.)
Shit, anyone remember the first advert for Pokemon Red&Blue?

It had a fat bus driver driving a bus full of Pokemon through what looked like the ghetto before crushing the bus in one of those car crushers.

Then the crusher opened up to reveal all the Pokemon on the bus had been condensed into a Game Boy Colour.
..Actually yes, I saw it once. Eeeeep.
Long story short but I'm your trainer, I caught you after you were freed from a teleporting machine set up by an evil group of terrorists.

I guess being forced to operate that thing really took it out of you because that was over a month ago (in-game) and you've been sleeping this entire time.
.....Wouldn't anyone be? (Ok wow I'm starting to flag, my bad.
This is oddly well edited, I like it.
Hahaha!

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Give me my wallet back.

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And you've got surprisingly dextrous feet.

Besides my eyes are fucking abysmal.

I'm just really good at guessing at what sneaky little shits are up to.
What, so your getting mad that they do it to you? Make em do it to others, makes you morally bankrupt like your levitating supercomputer said.
Grotle's are just a myth.

Now smile for the camera and get outta here!

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Okay, please never smile again.
HELLO NIGHTMARES.
Huh. It learns that upon evolving?

I didn't know that. I never really picked Turtwig when I played the Sinnoh games.

Earthquake is a great move to get though!

But uh...not so great in Nuzlockes.

Sorry, not so great in Nuzlockes where the game throws a LOT of plot double battles at you.
Seriously why do people not know that?! Am I a complete weirdo for once reading an entire strategy guide on pokemon and the pokedex once as a kid?
And the WRONG history at that?

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'Fraid so.

You won't be summoning the spirit of an ancient pharaoh with that.

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HEHEHEHE. Ok my god that is so, so good, please use the tiny T-Rex more.
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D-did the blood sacrifices actually work?
That is a very cursed image of a Gengar, I am now very scared.
That's life on UBER-EASY mode.

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You've got millions of people at your beck and call and all you have to do is be a little (or very) evil.

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I don't think they're allowed drink though.

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Uh...

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I doubt they have to obey that law all too closely being as mega-rich as they are anyway.
PLEASE USE THIS GUY MORE, IT'S FUNNY.
Also I'm pretty sure I had your character as "talks like he's punch drunk" to go with the boxing nickname, Southpaw.

Not that you were an ACTUAL drunk.

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Yea why did you ever make the BOMBARDMENT CRAB named after a *punching* style?!
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Well...

Buckle your Shuckle the Fuckle up everyone!
noooooo.....This is actually around the point where I begin to recall stuff from a run of this I watched a long time ago and I am now firmly inthe "This is going to suck for everyone involved' territory. Including us commentators.

Now as for my RPG party members...

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(I wish I was good at coming up with backstories on the fly but I'm drawing blanks.)

You know what? I would watch this.
I would watch it too. That actually sounds really cool

Wait crud I have to do that party thing?! Ok well let's see what I get!

Paradox Roxy's party members are
・A perpetually confused Healer
・A prone to self-destructing Hunter
・A dual-wielding Magic Knight
・An unlucky Warrior
・An elderly Archer

ok....

So I've got a Healer who doesn't know what's going on-I can work with that as long as she/he makes sure to keep me and my party alive.
A self-destructing....HOW DOES A HUNTER SELF DESTRUCT?! Seriously I need to know if it's a combat based on or a socially based one!
A dual wielding magic knight....I...that's just me? Like no seriously, when I enter my full chuuni mode I love being a magic knight and yea yea yea dual wielding is weebo but YOU CAN'T DENY IT'S COOL.
An unlucky warrior...I sure hope that's with his love life because if that' unlucky in combat I am soooo doomed, He's gonna be constantly at 0 hp.
An elderly Archer....well I've seen plenty of elderly people who are still crack shots so she will prolly be carrying the party early on.

.....Ahhh fuck, I've got to be a tank or the support type person. Actually being a support type is fine, I enjoy playing support. I am garbage at tanking thou, I always screw it up. I sure hope if I'm the tank I've got a taunt skill...
Least we have a healer and a lot of damage.
EDIT: The big reason I didn't come up with personalities and backstories is that I honestly just don't have the time or the energy, I've got 2 different 2500 word papers I need to write, a podcast to record for a class, and a joint powerpoint to create. I'm sorry I couldn't do more, but I'm just scared I'd make a mess of this honestly fun party I got. So...um...sorry.
 

Decibel575

Hidden but not so Hidden Lurker
Pokédex No.
487
Caught
Jul 12, 2019
Messages
154
Nature
Timid
Pokémon Type
  1. Fairy
  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
Legends say that you may find this elusive creature hiding in the screenshot section, roaming the Terribly Titled threads
WAIT WHAT? OH COME ON ALREADY? Ugh, welp, I'll prep to wait like a month after that for any updates at all.
Actually it may be longer than a month this time, since at the end of the reason we'll all be flying back to Rising Ruby. And then maybe a bit of Reborn? Only speculation on that last part.
 

Revan4221

Not so Godly God
Pokédex No.
4664
Caught
Jun 21, 2021
Messages
27
Man so many Pokemon, that are all going to die. Rejuvenation turned their Rift Pokemon into monsters in V13. No more One Shots, Can’t even be Toxic’d, Destiny Bond doesn’t work, and they have overpowered stats and abilities. How many will survive the Plot before V13 remains to be seen of course.
 

Bernag

Cybernetic lurker at your service
Pokédex No.
2806
Caught
Nov 1, 2020
Messages
130
Nature
Bashful
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. Fighting
The end.

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Thank you, thank you!

I'll be here for at least sixteen more weeks!
very nice animation. i will clap to that *clap clap clap*
I also spill lemonade "accidentally" on his reconstruction machine too.
Fuck Geara.
I refuse his possible redemption arc.
i will also refuse his possible redemption arc. I know almost nothing of whatever happens in v13 plot just know that we finally get something that we should have gotten sooner
the
GODDAMN
MEGA RING
WOOOO
THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
I ALWAYS DESERVE IT!
you do but at the same time you don't... your personality at times makes it difficult for us to say like "you deserve this praise"
And isn't this the real world equivalent of like...190 dollars?

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So to sum up;

I gave them information crucial to their investigation, brought them into contact with Dream Zetta and I fought a giant spinning metal monster that was on fire...

Only to get payed less than half a week's work on minimum wage?

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The PokePolice, ladies and gentlemen!

On top of being incompetent, they're also a bunch of tight-arsed bastards.
sigh... why isn't this a pokemon aswell... like they could have been funny like giving you a ferroseed egg that they had found in the chamber when they went to pick up that ferrothorn... but no... just money...
Almost gave away something I shouldn't have there.

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Hah.
... please tell me you got these. They make... STAT GRINDING SO EASY. instead of the abysmal 250 something battles... each battle gives you 32 in a stat... so to max out a stat to 252 is just... fight 8 pokemon. These items are soo good
Heh...

Those Blakeorys better watch out...

Sean's coming to shut you down.

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Fuck.

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Well okay, how about I kill the male Blakeorys, marry Saki, change her last name to mine (once I find it out what it is) and inherit the business.

Therefore ridding the region of the Blakeory name for good!

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What do your calculations say about that, Mr Computer Man?

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It's not like I'm doing it for EVIL. It's for the good of the region!

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Okay, what gives here?

I thought you were programmed to obey me in all matters?

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OI...

It's not DEVIOUS.

Just a little bit...mischievous.

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DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT. I'D EVEN TAKE HEARING ABOUT THAT FUCKING LEAFLET AGAIN OVER THAT!

I'M SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE, DAMMIT!
and i will remind folks he is only married by name. Karen did the version of a kid saying "Let's get married when we are older". They have no contract legally binding him to her as his wife. Unless he actually desires that he trully is single and ready to mingle.
Alright, that's enough out of you today.

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Hopefully nobody notices that thing during a fight...

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Eh. We'll probably be fine.

If we've turned our backs to the enemy in a Pokemon battle something's already gone drastically wrong.
it will be fine hopefullly...
Oh! You're right.

Can't move on without fulfilling my promise.

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Hi.

8 ice-creams to go, please?
ah there we go. Thanks Rose i was afraid he had forgotten
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PALTRY!?

YOU SPENT OVER A HUNDRED POKEGRAND ON A FUCKING ICE-CREAM!?!?
REINHARD WHAT THE HELL. DON'T WASTE MONEY LIKE THAT.
Or at least that's the justification I'm using for being able to train all these Pokemon within a few hours while everyone else takes ages to do it.

To save us time we won't question how gaining money or exp while we're all sleeping works.

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Isn't it obvious?

I need SOMEONE to bash the Audino's cute little faces in and you're the only strong fighting type I have left.

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For when Carnage runs out of PP.

Also for clicks.

For SOME reason, the people reading this run really like you.

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Of course they do.

They're watching MY Nuzlocke.
Caesar is liked not wrong but... I actually like seeing Sean and Carnage together on screen more. Simply the matter they are very alike and its like a foreshadowing that they would be the perfect Mega for Rejuv Sean... that is if Carnage lives long enough to see it... *glares at Derogatory to make sure Carnage stays in the box until we get mega stones*
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I am the Derolax.

I speak for the gears.

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Like to see you do better, bug brain.

Giving character to all the Pokemon I've caught is a nearly impossible task.
breaking the 4th wall Carnage ? come on man. Don't do that
Time for you to break free of your confinement and profess your undying love and loyalty to me.

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Oh my foolish and sceptical friend.

You underestimate the power of...

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BLUE MOON ICE-CREAM!

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Oh good. Some will trickle into it's mouth that way.

Was wondering how the hell I was going to feed it otherwise.

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I wonder if this is even technically an evolution.

It's more like taking a hat off.

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And there it is!

My first (combat-capable) legendary Pokemon!

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Oh interesting.

I suppose that's the special move that corresponds to what ever CD I stick into it's head?

How're you feeling, Buckethead?

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I-uh...

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I humbly accept your oath.

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Now return. I will call upon you when I need a stalwart fighter!
And Silvally was unleashed. Buckethead become a full blown knight pledging his loyalty to Sean. Let's see how long said Stalwart fighter hangs on.
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What the fuck is in this stuff!?!?!?

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...

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apparently according to reborn and Rejuv... THE GOOD SHIT. Like seriously Blue moon ice cream is a absurdly rare item that can boost friendships provide 200hp healing... and in some cases in reborn it gives relationship points due to how good it is. Like what is in this ice cream? actual parts of a blue moon ?
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I think I'll passively train Joylne from time to time, even if she'll never evolve.
ahahahah yeah you should
this one imma not even gonna spoiler it but
Phione got a crest in v13
and it does...
"If held by a Phione this item raises its Defense and Special Defense stats by 50%, and will activate the Aqua Ring effect when send out, restoring 1/16th of its max HP at the end of each turn."
Making Phione a very good tank
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Hi there, sleepyhead! Nice to finally talk to you!

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...Hello?

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GODDAMN IT!

AM I GOING TO GET ATTACKED BY EVERY FUCKING POKEMON I TRY TO EVOLVE!?!?

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BRITTLE!

BRITTLE STOP! LOOK!
LMAO yeah makes sense since it has been sleeping this entire team. Welcome to the gang Brittle
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Just one of life's many mysteries, you adorable little cherub.

I think the only thing stopping you from being cuter than Audino is that I would probably crush you if I tried to hug you.

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NO WAI-

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

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It really was.

A balm on our frayed nerves.
1 Adords is incredibly strong don't understimate that pokemon. Is a sticky web user so thats already a plus, gets quiver dance so another plus and it is a very solid attacker... sadly its a glass cannon so unless you facing a special attacking pokemon it can go down... a bit too quick
2 Dang Carnage and Sean are growing close each day. Someday that Mega evolution foreshadowin better pay up
Only thing I remember about you is that I found you lurking in a chest behind a door that required 6 badges to open.

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Yeah...

Seems you have Poison, Fighting, Ghost, Water, Electric and Bug?

Where did you GET those? There's no way you actually earned them, is there?

You're weak to a lot of them and I would think Veronica would have brought up a lone Scraggy earning her badge at some point...

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Huh.

Well that's not anybody I care about so good job being resourceful.

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Hahaha!

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Give me my wallet back.

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And you've got surprisingly dextrous feet.

Besides my eyes are fucking abysmal.

I'm just really good at guessing at what sneaky little shits are up to.

Here's the big reveal:

It's sneaky little shit stuff.
sneaky little shit (Scrafty) Meet Sneaky big boss (Sean). Have fun.
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Baby Drago-?

Okay, first off, Digimon came before Yu-Gi-Oh and-

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Oh.

You've only caught up to history as far as the ancient Egyptians?

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And the WRONG history at that?

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'Fraid so.

You won't be summoning the spirit of an ancient pharaoh with that.

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Here's a hint.

If the hairstyles are stupid looking...it's not a history book.

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Okay excluding Victorian times it's not a history b-

...

Wait, was that pyramid solid gold?

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*Sigh*

You go ahead and evolve into Greymon or whatever while I try and see if I can fish this thing back out.

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YES!

IT IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST ROCK TYPE MOVES!


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Goddamn it, the current must have swept it out into the sea.

Oh well.

There goes however much money a pyramid of gold would be worth.

Can't be THAT much ri-

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WINGED DRAGON OF GODDAMMIT!
Awww i was hoping he would still be like belive in the heart of the cards in the middle of the fight and try to summon Rah but guess no fun allowed. But Yeah Galliard is awesome. Tyrantrum used in reborn and i have no regrets. without a doubt the only competition it has for best fossil imo is Aerodactyl.

and WINGED DRAGON OF GODDAMNIT money down the drain...
Yeah, I don't care.

I'd understand if she was like an abusive towards you but to me it seemed like Griselda really cared about you and her bitch sisters.

But killing your own mother just because she had her boot on some peasant's throat is a little mu-

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...

D-did the blood sacrifices actually work?

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...

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...

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This game has no fucking chill at all.
yeah... Sorry to hear that ... Griselda needed to be stopped understood...
Anyone got any ideas?

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Huh?

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Oh? A hacker?

Or more accurately, what Hollywood (and I) think a hacker is like?

That should be a fun one.

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Outfit could use a little work though...

Maybe I'll draw him his own hoodie instead of Photoshopping it?

Yeah...that'd work...
Heyo nice Trojan. The group finally has a hacker.
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Also I'm pretty sure I had your character as "talks like he's punch drunk" to go with the boxing nickname, Southpaw.

Not that you were an ACTUAL drunk.

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I did realise that after a while, yeah.

Oh well. It's still a good name.

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And I'll...allow it for now.

I won't be using you in the near future anyway so it's fine.

...

How'd you even get the taste for it?

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Well alright then.

Good enough reason for me!
AYE i shall drink to this evolution *Glug*
...

oh god

F-finally, Destiny?

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OH DEAR GOD NO! EVOLVING HER EVOLVED THE YANDERE IMAGE AS WELL!

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BACK, YOU WRETCHED BEAST!

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BACK, I SAY!
BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH BADDDD TOUCHHH
 

Sovereign One

The Supreme ruler that never does anything
Pokédex No.
4284
Caught
Apr 19, 2021
Messages
116
Location
In bed
Nature
Sassy
Pronouns
He
Pokémon Type
  1. Dragon
  2. Fighting
  3. Tough
Pokédex Entry
Doesn't understand sarcasm yet is quite good dishing it out, he always laughs at inappropriate times,
Man so many Pokemon, that are all going to die. Rejuvenation turned their Rift Pokemon into monsters in V13. No more One Shots, Can’t even be Toxic’d, Destiny Bond doesn’t work, and they have overpowered stats and abilities. How many will survive the Plot before V13 remains to be seen of course.

I don't know about destiny bond but toxic DOES work... you just have to get rid of the shields before you use it for it to damage.
 

antingaround

genshin impact playerer
Artist
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
228
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
234
Nature
Jolly
Pokémon Type
  1. Normal
Pokédex Entry
nuzlocke psychopath
Anywho, I'm just stocking up on these mostly-useless items.
AIR BALLOON IS SO GOOD
PLEASE BUY A BILLION
ALSO IF YOU CAN BUY THE EJECT BUTTON AND RED CARD
BUY A BILLION AND TWO

Who even uses these things? People with too much $on there hands.
Try using Dragon Pulse twice on Valor Mountain Neutral, then click Pay Day. Results will shock you!

Or those losers who use MATH to win Pokemon fights instead of believing in your friends, the heart of the cards and some other third thing.
I use the damage calculator like a fucking nerd for every fight. I really would rather believe in my friends, but unfortunately a lot of them are weak as shit.

Those new Pokemon are very nice. I'm excited to see them in action.

I don't know about destiny bond but toxic DOES work... you just have to get rid of the shields before you use it for it to damage.
It only does regular poison damage; doesn't stack. You're better off trying to proc Poison Point or Sludge Bomb or something, rather than finding like the five mons that learn Toxic.
 

Paradox Roxy

Phantasmal Chaos Writer
Pokédex No.
2262
Caught
Jul 29, 2020
Messages
36
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
They/Them
Pokémon Type
  1. Fairy
  2. Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Snarky paradox writer.
Actually it may be longer than a month this time, since at the end of the reason we'll all be flying back to Rising Ruby. And then maybe a bit of Reborn? Only speculation on that last part.
That is FINE, Decibel. When I said updates I meant literally anything from Sean, period. If he still updates stuff that isn't this run I'll be happy. Just someone inform me of it...
 

Henrily

Mate what the heckin' bullshit
Pokédex No.
609
Caught
Aug 1, 2019
Messages
65
Location
Vietnam I guess
Nature
Bold
Pronouns
"He" is fine
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
Pokédex Entry
Your daily (not really) dose of dampening dallies.
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huh
backstabbing knight is a really fun dynamic i guess
contrast with dumb looking but probably very smart jester who can smell a rat
wyvern rider's probably the waifubait/lolibait of the group
there's also furrybait and edgebait too
guess I'm a healer here

also oh look melia chapters
*deadpan* my favourite

at least she gets some character development here i guess
no fucking reason why the rest of them even have to come too lol
 

Hakimblue99

Conqueror of the Pewter Gym
Pokédex No.
1649
Caught
Mar 16, 2020
Messages
3
The video...is unavailable on this site for some reason.

But I got a glimpse of the title. Which is George Carlin 18+ dub of Thomas the Tank Engine.

Which I watched.

And it's glorious. Amazing. And hopefully no silly parents show this video to their kids. You'd think the 18+ is a warning sign, but some parents are...eh, you get the idea.


I don't think that Department is owned by the Blakeory's...at least, not by a competent worker. Because why on earth would you restrict access to your products with stickers that can only be obtained from random people? It'd make more sense(I think) if say, customers need to obtain the stickers by obtaining an expensive, limited, exclusive membership or soemthing. Or maybe a sliiiight discount if you manage to get a sticker from buying a certain number of products-oh scrap! Scarp! Scrap!

Don't let any Blakeroy's hear what I just said! I don't want them to get more ideas of sucking people's money dry!

I got:
-a lawful good Crusader
-an all stats points in intelligence Pegasus Rider
-an Ainu themed fighter
-an overpowered Vampire Hunter
-a former loser shut-in who reincarnated into a superpowered Troubadour

Oh come on! Do I seriously got the isekaid Japanese otaku?! I hate those! The japanese otaku shut-in, I mean. They're so...urgh... And the other party members doesn't interest me...urgh...so do I became the mage here?
 
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pikafan96

That Little Yellow Rat
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
2619
Caught
Sep 27, 2020
Messages
196
Location
The middle of nowhere
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
  1. Electric
  2. Dragon
Pokédex Entry
A reclusive creature. Can rarely be seen scavenging for food late at night.
Huzzah! You're back and you didn't cheap out and ignore the last three chapters!
That's what I call a triumphant return!
Everything go alright with the exams and whatnot?
I would never cheap out on my commenting!
My perfectionism won't let me 😠

Finals went fine, or as fine as they could have gone. I didn't actually have any exams thankfully, just four presentations and two six-page essays.
Two of those four presentations were also group presentations; thankfully only one of them went wrong!
I'm so tired.


Are you raising them to be adults in alternate dimensions solely that they can join your war?
Because I don't like them at all.
SO GET THAT FIRE EMBLEM FATES SHIT OUTTA HERE!
Listen, think of the efficiency!
(Seriously though, the baby dimensions were one of the dumbest things I had ever seen in a video game; it almost ruined Fates for me. I mean... Fates wasn't that great anyway, but still.)


I think you need to go soak your head.
Your speedy Ninetales will backfire on you the moment I send out a slower Pokemon with Drizzle!
And really? Using a Charizard? How much is Game Freak paying you losers to promote that fucking thing again?
Try not to burn yourself out there pal!
No need to bash on the fire-lizard; he's beloved by many after all.
That Drizzle would be taken care of real quick if I can just rotate a Drought 'mon, and Flareon learns Baton Pass, so a I could use a speedy Flareon to get out a new Drought user - game set and match!
Oh dear god did I seriously just resort to using a Flareon of all things? What in the world have I become...? Also, it took me way longer to find a good fire-type counter to a slow Drizzle than I care to admit.


OKAY, WHAT!?
Why did NOBODY tell you things were blurry? Did you literally never bring it up for 18 years?
Okay, so I was so used to my eye sight that it was just never caught, I always passed eye exams with flying colors. Everyone has always thought I had 20/20 vision; the optometrist that finally prescribed me glasses would have never even assumed anything was wrong if I hadn't actually told her my vision was blurry - after that she pretty much just went "oh yeah, you do have a slight astigmatism!"
I did ask my mom a few times if lights were supposed to do this throughout my life, but I could never describe it right and she just told me it was normal.
So it was really just a long-running comedy of errors!


*GAAAAAASP*
...
Honestly, I kind of want to do the same. I want to experience the improved Reborn for a change!
Not the one rife with annoyances and idiocy!
Of course I'd still use my 2015 save file as the starting base from right after I got Mako and I know I could do the editing and the battling SO much better if I rebooted the run.
I half-think Past Sean was retarded with some of the mistakes he made. Like he either disregarded good Pokemon or went TOO hard into the blind part of it and didn't read the available in-game field effects at all.
Honestly? If you want to reboot the run I say go for it. I still like the original but I completely understand not being happy with your original work - I've been there; I've actually considered "revitalizing" my Platinum run sometimes to meet my new standards.
My only question is; how would you go about the Pokemon? Would you just constantly re-roll for the same encounters, or would you just use entirely new Pokemon?


...
On the other hand...I am NOT looking forward to that Glass Workshop Gauntlet again.
Only beat that by the very SKIN of my teeth the first time around...
Oh god I'm dreading that.
Funny thing is, I didn't struggle with it at all my first time going through it; I didn't understand why everyone hated it. Then I had to do it again on a different file and nearly had a meltdown. I guess I just got really damn lucky the first time around.
And I am not looking forward to doing it again...


I did not want to sprite Jan's naked ass.
I'm sorry your dream of seeing that has been crushed.
COWARD!


Did they use the terrible Loobel codename as well?
Anacker sounds WAY better in my opinon.
I don't think Anabel is actually used in the Reborn sidequest; you just kind of stumble upon Looker - unless she was added in E19.
I actually kind of like Loobel, sounds like the name of a sweet old lady that's selling iced tea in a little old country store.
... Probably not that great for a pair of secret agents though.


Hopefully it's just through his own Bug Pokemon that he's formed a bond with...
Otherwise I'll never be able to look at Itemfinder or Carnage the same way again.
Nope, you have to deal with the knowledge that Crawli is always watching you now.
I don't make the rules.


Interpol has to be stopped...violently if possible.
We just have to lie in wait until Game Freak release the region with their main HQ...then we strike...
Hell yeah, sounds like a game plan.
Now that there's two of us we cannot be stopped! Unless they have guns; that might be a good deterrent.


Incidentally have you seen Pheromosa's shiny sprite in Reborn?
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Funny stuff.
... Alright that's good.
I'll give ya this one Amethyst, this one's funny.


Well if you didn't remember last chapter you definitely would this chapter.
Also when the fuck did I have a Buneary?
I've never seen that thing before now.
...
I just checked my box and it's not there either...
I actually never really look too closely at your boxes when you show them; I just decided to really examine it this time for some reason.
Maybe you sacrificed the Buneary at some point? Or it's at the Daycare?


Yeaaaaahhh!!!
Livin' by your own timeline is the only way to go!
For the Terribly Titled Universe it's Unreleased Kanto Origin Story Nuzlocke -----4 years later----Reborn-----5 years later-----Rejuvenation.
Oh sweet! You have an unreleased Kanto Origin Story as well? I guess great minds think alike!
I just don't know how I'm going to implement it just yet...
Also it conflicts with the whole "Pika wanting to go to Kanto instead of Reborn" thing, so I might retcon that to Johto.


Goddamn we really DO need a holiday episode!
I'll fucking make one myself if I have to! Maybe when Pokestar Studio opens in GDC I'll give it a go.
I'm looking forward to it!
I don't know why I haven't done one yet considering my love for them. Probably because I was so busy last year; I even had to trash a Q&A I had planned for Ashes of Glory because I was short on time.


My god...a rare creature has appeared before me...
Well a rare creature for your age.
My mother/father don't have ones either. She thought you needed to pay for it.
I only have the basics a highschooler in the early 2010s had myself.
Oh, I do have a Youtube account; I just literally never use it.
Same as my Twitter, Instagram, and DeviantArt accounts - they're there just long abandoned.

Funny story though, my sister and I thought you had to pay for Youtube subscriptions originally - we were also 12 and 7 respectively though.


Nope.
I would have assumed the same if I didn't forget those Pokemon existed all this time.
Don't think I've ever actually had a Drifblim.
Drifblim are actually really good - I've used a few!
They've got three really good immunities (normal, fighting, and ground) and they're really bulky - especially when paired with Stockpile!
I'm sorry, I just really like Drifblim.


I think the logic is that in a cave the ground is all around you so flying won't help you much?
Like make the ground moves causes tremors that drop rocks or something?
I mean... I guess that makes sense - I still don't like it though.
Some things are sacred, like flying-types being immune to ground-type attacks!


Just think of it as the last blast of stress before a calm and serene summer.
...
Except that your own run is starting up again.
...
And I'm about to head into the finale arc where I already said three Pokemon were going to die.
...
Good luck!
...
I'm gonna die.


Never.
I actually NEED to keep this up!
She can't die if she only comes CLOSE to it all the time, right?
It's a win-win for me AND my cardiologist!
I don't think that's how any of this works!


Oh god yeah. I mean the zombie ones were passable but one of the fake-mons is just a fucking ball with eyes.
...
You think they were mocking Voltorb?
The one I actually can't get over is the fact that they took Zoroark and just renamed it to give Mightyena an evolution.
But yeah, there is also a ridiculous amount of orbs with eyes; I'd be less upset if they were just trying to mock Voltorb's design.

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Of course a few hundred years later, people realised that the Ekans were superfluous and were only added because Mr. Punabout absolutely loathed both snakes and palindromes.
Fantastic origin story for parking spaces; truly informative.
I liked the whole thing, but this picture is absolutely my favorite.


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...

What makes you think you have any say in what these things are called?

The Riftdex magically names them, not you.
Ah, classic International Police - taking credit for something they didn't do.
It's nice to see some things don't change!


Besides it's basically the final arc of the season after this chapter and we could use the breathing room.
... Beach episode?


Like how the hell am I supposed to keep reacting to things I wasn't there to witness?

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The main problem is the knowledge I, Sean the player, get from those scenes.

Do I not know these things are happening in game?
What I do is just throw the important screenshots in a spoiler just for context.
If Pika wasn't there, Pika doesn't know what the hell is going on - she's as clueless as the day she was born.


It gets even harder to do later on in this game.

There's whole chapters where the player controls other people (Like that time with Emma on Blacksteeple)

But unlike back then, I'm awake and doing other important things during some of them.

The fuck am I supposed to do for that? I can't just leave piles and piles of uninterrupted pictures!

My witty banter is what the people pay for!
Oh, hm. That does make things a little bit harder.
Maybe just do what you did at Blacksteeple? Have one of your Pokemon follow the character to keep an eye on them since you don't trust them?
Honestly the different perspectives thing is kind of hard to work around...


The monster of the week is a some sort of soul-sucking vampire with big tits.

And the plot is she became a Twitch streamer and every time people donate bits they're actually donating bits...

OF THEIR SOUL!

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They also have to say it exactly as melodramatically as you guys at home would.

And immediately go to commercial to build suspense/let the audience recover from laughing so hard.

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Of course it will be seen as yet another one of TV's desperate attempts to keep up with the internet but still.

I want money for that idea/joke.
Absolutely brilliant idea - and I know you've got it all planned out!
I eagerly await the big titty vampire streamer chapter Sean; I know it's coming - you can't fool me!


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Aaaaand I was right.

All that fucking terrifyingly close Beyblade fight got me was access to the worst floor of every department store.

Who even uses these things?

People with too much $on there hands.
I've only ever bought these things when I've been desperate to get a friendship evolution.
Like in my Platinum run for example - I had three friendship evolutions and very little patience.


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Huh. I imagine this one would have looked better with a moving Gen 5 sprite.

I wonder if you can have those in fan-games? It'd probably slow the game down but maybe for just this one fight?
Considering how laggy they were in the actual official games, I'm gonna say implementing them in fangames is a bad idea; I have seen a few attempt it though.
I really do love the moving sprites too - it's a real shame they're so taxing.


oute 8 Beach

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Enjoy everyone.
BEACH EPISODE!
Well... for the team at least.


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It's fine, Rose.

You stay here and enjoy yourse-

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-self.

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*sinffle*
They grow up so fast :crying:


Oh my foolish and sceptical friend.

You underestimate the power of...

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BLUE MOON ICE-CREAM!
Man, I sure wish I could make Blue Moon Ice Cream rain from the heavens :cybercrime:


... Please never do that again.


Oh! That's actually a super cool effect!
I cannot imagine that it's simple to do though.


Shit, anyone remember the first advert for Pokemon Red&Blue?

It had a fat bus driver driving a bus full of Pokemon through what looked like the ghetto before crushing the bus in one of those car crushers.

Then the crusher opened up to reveal all the Pokemon on the bus had been condensed into a Game Boy Colour.

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Or the advert for Pokemon Yellow where the kid is catching Pokemon like a fucking Team Rocket member?

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Or the advert for Pokemon Pasta where the fork tries to impale all the Pokemon screaming in fright?

Or what has to be my favourite advert, the Pokemon Colosseum one where it's filmed like a protest against the Vietnam War.
... Okay, so I distinctly remember the commercials for gen 1 - but how have I never seen that Pokemon Colosseum one!?
That may have been the most surreal thing I have experienced in a while; I was teleported to a world in which Pokemon being stolen and turned in Shadow Pokemon was an actual issue.
I don't know if I should thank you or not.


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NO WAI-

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
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Adorbs is too powerful - she cannot be contained!
And she's also super cute :3:


Okay I haven't had a chance to mention it yet, but I figured my favorite screen of the chapter would be a good place to do it.
The editing on this chapter is amazing - you genuinely did a great job.


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Yeah...

Seems you have Poison, Fighting, Ghost, Water, Electric and Bug?

Where did you GET those? There's no way you actually earned them, is there?

You're weak to a lot of them and I would think Veronica would have brought up a lone Scraggy earning her badge at some point...

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Holy shit that's an obscure reference.
I can't believe I actually managed to connect the dots - I haven't seen that episode in ages!


Needless to say, with a lineage like that I'm expecting her to fucking WOW me.

Maybe she learns Roar of Time or something?

...

I could actually hack that into her move-set if I wanted to...

Normally, I don't touch that shit but this one time it might be funny from a lore perspective...?
I'd be okay if you did - that would be hilarious!
And fitting, I mean come on you can't give us a Pokemon that is also an actual character and not have some fun with it!


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Part 2 is looking fine as well with some of your more niche and less often seen characters.

Anyone you like best from that image?
From this box specifically? I actually really like Bloom - even if we haven't seen her in a while.

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Here's what I got!

So, the sad sniper is a pretty easy one. I figure he's one of those lone wolf guys that had something tragic happen in his past. and you have to slowly befriend him to unravel his tragic backstory™. He's definitely the most seasoned party member, but he's a pain in the ass to try and get along with.

The cyborg crusader is a fun one! I'm assuming this guy is from a parallel sci-fi world to the fantasy one the RPG part exists. Maybe he was providing security to some scientists or something that were working on a teleportation device and everything goes haywire, so he ends up getting transported to the fantasy world. He has no idea what's going on, but these guys seem cool so he'll stick around.

I feel like the poor alchemist is just this kid from the streets who dreams of being a world-renowned alchemist someday; he's really talented but doesn't have the money to attend school or anything. So he joins up with the party to go on quests and earn some money to put towards his dream - and maybe along the way he'll pick up some useful skills!

Finally I actually think the Ainu cursemaster and the disguised ninja princess are linked. The Ainu are actually Hokkaido's native people, and ninjas are also from Japan, so I think maybe this is sort of a role-swap scenario! The cursemaster is actually the princess's attendant, but their kingdom was attacked by an evil force and they had to flee. In order to protect the princess the cursemaster helped to disguise her and train her in combat - and the best part, no one in the party knows this! It's all a dramatic reveal later down the road; until then the group just thinks the ninja never got out much and the cursemaster is just overprotective.

Huh, I actually got a pretty diverse group - I think all our bases are covered. Sniper is long-range, cyborg is the warrior, alchemist can brew potions and act as the healer in a way, cursemaster is the magic user, and ninja princess is the rogue. So... I can be whatever I want - I'm gonna be a beastmaster and tame a dragon; you can't stop me!
 

BarmyBuneary

Conqueror of the Pewter Gym
Pokédex No.
407
Caught
Jul 6, 2019
Messages
4
Everyone lived! It looked like a slog though. Why does this game hate fun?
It's just going to get worse in the past, isn't it?

And I just had to try the JRPG party.

BarmyBuneary's party members are:
・An all stat points in luck Samurai
・A vengeance-seeking Priest
・A bikini armoured Witch
・A smart-looking Knight
・A gnome Maid


I can work with this.

・An all stat points in luck Samurai

Name: Botan Kaito

A drunk Samurai, who joined the party after being saved by the protagonist. He got into a bar fight when some patrons thought he was cheating at cards.
Often drinks before a fight and narrowly avoids devastating blows by comical slapstick accidents.


・A vengeance-seeking Priest

Name: Brother Rupert

More of a young novice (complete with awkwardly breaking voice and bad stubble where he's trying to grow a proper adult beard). He would be the comedy character, trying to seek vengeance against the witch, who he thinks wronged his teacher. The whole party fails to notice these attempts and just think he has a crush.


・A bikini armoured Witch

Name: Victoria

Extremely powerful witch who has joined up with party to take down the evil Sorceress (a childhood rival). Overtly sexual, touchy feels, cuddly with everyone and makes Brother Rupert extremely uncomfortable/flustered. She has ALL the creepy fanart. Unfortunately she is too busy flirting with everybody else to actually be much use.
Will later be revealed she actually left Rupert's teacher a VERY happy old man.


・A smart-looking Knight

Name: Sir Gaerwin

Galant and brave, terrifying fighter (the one getting the rest of the party out of danger) with a heart of gold and incredibly handsome. Stereotypical Knight but...only looks smart. Complete himbo. Nothing going on upstairs. A very beloved character with the fangirls.


・A gnome Maid

Name: Sacelli Twiststitch

Full maids outfit with all the frills and petticoats at all times. Including in both the beach and hot spring episodes while she's in the water. Never bloody or dirty or messy whatever else is going on and always has exactly what the party needs in her pocket, rope, poison, the macguffin etc.
This is never explained or questioned and whenever the question is raised on a fanboard, they have to shut down the thread for the flame war it generates.


I guess that leaves me, the protagonist, as the healer/strategist.
 

spikesgirl1

Lugia Worshiper
Pokédex No.
446
Caught
Jul 9, 2019
Messages
99
Pokémon Type
  1. Fire
  2. Ghost
I swear I didn't abandon this! Just caught up on the last few chapters I missed. Work being busier and now being infected/stuck at home with a mild dose of Covid have really done a number on me.

...I'm just glad Rose is still alive and will leave it at that, though evolving up mostly everyone was definitely a solid plan!
 

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