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Kanto Written Log General Mon The Stoner Psychic's Archived Kanton and Johtan Adventures (#1 Complete! #2: Leaf Greenery in the Scenery) [Updated at least once daily]

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A firm, semi-accurate recounting of my Kanton adventures through Fire Red and Leaf Green (and maybe even my Heart Gold run--unless I decide to make it its own thread.)

Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
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A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
Heeeeey, cool cats and brahs.
I re-introduced myself by saying that, despite having only catalogued two runs on here, I've actually picked up nuzlocking for fun again. So I thought it'd be nice to showcase what I've been doing and casually note checkpoints, team compositions, and move-sets at certain points. [All in thanks to this site that really helped keep my runs organized as I did my thing~]
However, since it's been a while, these archived adventures through Fire Red, Leaf Green, and Heart Gold (because, well, not a fan of R/S/E) won't really have a lot of story and flair. Perhaps once I've caught up, I'll try again with a nice and fun little sassy romp. Also, since it's been a while, details are kinda sketch, but I'll try to fill in the segments as it goes. And the sparse detailing's also because I posted the 'cards' on the nuzlocke threads on /vp/, but due to 4chan being... 4chan... I decided to come back here.

Rules are simple:
1) Catch the first Pokemon you encounter in a route/area. Dupes Clause is in effect.
2) Release/Permabox any Pokemon that die.
3) Pokies are to be nicknamed.
4) Battle Style is Set.
5) 3rd Gen Champs Clause is in effect. (Lura's Tale finished with Nidoking, Electrode, Gyarados, Arcanine, Hypno, and Rhydon [see signature]. So no catching/acquiring those Pokies or their base forms).


Without further ado, it's time to drown out the thoughts of the now... And get to the past. I hope I can keep things interesting...
 
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A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========The beginning=========

Okay, so getting back in the groove of things...
Just as cutie femboy Luran (who's off somewhere with his androgynous gal-pal/sweetheart Stephan[ie]) hailed from Pallet to become a Champ, another young man named Coran would take on that challenge to become the best, like none ever was.
Starter of the Run? Charmander. Decided by randomizer wheel--and hopefully, unlike Luran's Charmander
Corla, Cindar will hopefully last longer, and NOT be the first one who dies.
Route 1 and 2 were the typical good boys, Noif the Pidgey and Blenua the Rattata. Dip into Route 22 to get Palqueto the Mankey, tossed the rival-2's salad, and went into Viridian Forest. You can just FEEL that I had a good time raising Fayaaj up from a pacifist Kakuna to a Beedrill that could actually throw some hands.

=========LOL BROCK=========

Cindar would sit back and watch his buddy Palqueto either Chop the Geodude, or Low Kick the Onix for an easy win.

=========Mt. Moon=========

Soelvie the Ekans, cousin of Luran's box-lifer Soelvik the Arbok, would find a nice, cozy spot on the team. The tall grass tickled Coran's hands as he trudged through, and skipping past the Magikarp salesman at the base of Mt. Moon, he'll much prefer the company of the disgusting Skelipla the Paras. A quaint and comfy place for hikers, children, and Poke-gangsters alike--to get stomped. Who knew I'd find the best use for Bullet Seed at long last? Coming out the other side, and just outside of Cerulean City, the feisty Spearow, Kalyusha, woke up to a potential promise of snacking on nuts and the occasional Rattata. She wound up hanging out with Coran instead.

=========BIIIIIIIIIILL=========

The Rival-3 (named as such because I forgot what I actually named him) fight was... well... his Abra was adorable. And I think Skelipla supped on that Squirtle. On the joined routes of 24 and 25, Kopodhosh the Oddish and Somimiko the Abra went on a walk with their new master. The cries of a man/Pokemon hybrid asking for help, a switched lever, and the promise of luxury and good times on the S.S. Anne! Thanks, Bill! Sneak around to Route 5 to nab Ciltiama the Meowth. Gold-digging achieved~!

=========Misty=========

Once more, Cindar wasn't going to touch this gym with a 50-foot Stonjourner, so Skelipla and Kopodhosh answered the call and cleaned house. The Oddish was a little too arrogant, ate a bad Water Pulse after a Swift storm, and gave me the first death of this run. Again, I'm surprised that Bullet Seed came through...

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[Also, once more, the return of closing my eyes and thinking of the first few syllables that come up in my brain to come up with the names. The Kanton runs'll all have names like these~]

Next recollection: the 'hero' and his fight-monkeys will head on down to Vermilion, soak up some sun, and maybe slap the Lieutenant around.
 
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Pokédex No.
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A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========S. S. Anne=========

Grinding along Route 6, Somimiko finally evolved and made herself useful. Vermilion City is the city of--whoops, hold on, let's invade the Digletts' home and take one (Doreemee the Diglett) for myself...! A Drowzee outside of Diglett's Cave would've been nice, but Champs Clause.
Vermilion City is the city of sea, sun, S.S. Anne, and the blessing of my existence, the VS Seeker. Rematches and free money, babyyyyyyyyy~!
Cue Lonely Island, and I'm on the boat, taking good hard looks at all the bodies that were left behind. Kalyusha, Blenua, and Soelvie get stronger and evolve, while rooting through garbage and--oh, no, wait, this is also the ship of death, as money-making Ciltiama got merc'd by a fast-acting Rattata, and the Rival-4 battle ended with poor Palqueto thinking he could out-speed Kadabra. He thought wrong.
Cut was obtained, and Coran would witness the ship sail off to who knows where... He HAD heard about strange nonsense happening in the distant Orre region...

=========Lt. Surge=========

A spark in the system, a flash in the pan. Doreemee and even Cindar had some fun short-circuiting the Electric-type trainers. I predicted it was a Magnitude 9 that shook Surge's Raichu to the core. What Coran did was take away Surge's power, because America isn't real.

=========To the Rock Tunnel=========

Trekking towards the Rock Tunnel--courtesy of Skelipla inheriting Cut--was easy pickings, trainers were a good source of nutrition. No Voltorbs were allowed (because Champs Clause), and no fishing yet (because the Old Rod can huff paint). But a peek inside of the Rock Tunnel, and Alzphalzv the Geodude tagged along, because he thought the trainer had cookies.

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Next recollection: Crossing the rock tunnel... Two mighty circumstances in Celadon City (I hope Erika isn't indulging in her vore fetish again)... And a tortured soul in Lavender Town...
 
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Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
Pokédex No.
5773
Caught
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Messages
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Lax
Pronouns
he/him/his
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A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========On the road to Celadon!=========

I'm a psychic master, brah! My mind picks up on the foundation like it's nothing--I don't need Flash, and Coran definitely didn't, either! He had a map. And while exploring the darkened caverns, terrors human and Pokemon alike tested the team's patience. However, in the depths, Doreemee the Diglett had tried to Dig against an opponent's Geodude... forgetting that a) Geodude knows Magnitude, and b) Magnitude deals increased damage to digging targets. Doreemee never saw the light again... How fortunate, then, that the Rock Tunnel connects to Lavender Town, the home of the deceased...
Routes 7 and 8 saw many trainers choking the path, due in part to Saffron being blocked off... Thirsty guards are apparently capital D-bags. Who knew? Growlithe was a tempting choice to acquire, but Champs Clause.
And so Celadon City gave our wandering Coran a Coin Case, a place to convert rematch money into Coins for potentially powerful TMs--and maybe a Pokemon? But more importantly, before Erika could be 'humbled', a peek into Route 16 introduced Dilbydee the Doduo--duuuude, that was kinda fun to say outloud~!

=========LOL Erika=========

Cindar strode into the Gym, with Noif, Kalyusha, and Dilbydee backing him up, and by fire, wing, and beak, Erika's place got burned down! ...She's probably gonna bug me to share some of my stash to alleviate the pain... AGAIN...!

=========Crashing the Casino Base=========

Gangsters running a casino?! How absurd! Coran would definitely slip in semi-detected, and just send so many chauvinist Grunts to town. I forgot that this was during a time when women weren't allowed to be seen as evil or do grunt-work yet... That Anime just keeps lying to me--besides the fact that they made ME kind of a psycho...
Giovanni, the big man of the Rocket Crew, holds the Silph Scope, needed to allow normies to see mysterious ghosts. The Onix and Rhyhorn were thwarted with some ease (Metal Claw and Dig... < Water or Grass attacks), but Fayaaj got too big for her britches, and tried her new Brick Break on his ace. The Kangaskhan sent the bee flying into and through a couple of walls, snuffing the spark of life... But the Scope was acquired, and so it was time to tend to the dead...

=========Pokemon Tower and the Restless Soul=========

The Rival-5 encounter (I don't know how to spell out the way JRose11 vocalizes it) started when he was called a crybaby for mourning his dead Raticate. Fire, fang, and beak was the battle-cry as they stomped him down (probed the mind, and yeah, unlike Stephan[ie], this one's pure man in body and mind). So, many, possessed, attendants... A wild Gastly was exorcised amidst the ones wielded by trainers, and then there was the offending soul. The restless soul of the mother Marowak. Kalyusha told us to hold her Oran Berry water, because she was going to send this soul back to Hell where she belonged. Who knew the ghost was tangible enough to kill the Fearow with a hard Headbutt? But it was Dilbydee who avenged her with a Tri-Attack, and the mother Marowak was flung back down to Hell where she belonged, indeed~!
Then yadda yadda, Rocket holdouts, saved Mr. Fuji, and the Poke Flute was acquired.

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Next recollection: Non-stop grinding on Cycling Road... Throwing some Snorlaxes aside... and setting foot in Fuchsia City, and the promise of the Safari Zone...
 
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A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========TWO-PRONGED ASSAULT! (Screaming in the style of KNIFE EYE ATTACK!)=========

With two avenues opened, our hero was certainly... as a loss of words on how to proceed. On both ends, Snorlaxes would have to be thwarted (one was a failed catch, and the other was on Route 16--which had to be defeated because Dilbydee was already acquired.)
On one hand, the Cycling Road was a nice place to beat up Bikers of all shapes and sizes, of all Poison and Fighting-types available, to farm for some money so that I can prepare for buying wonderful TMs in the Celadon Game Corner (and for acquiring Aimiash the Dratini from the Prize Exchange). They, and the Bird Keepers outside of Fuchsia, served as nice fodder for the team, especially when it came to nurturing Alzphalzv into a mighty Graveler.
A quick flight back to Lavender, to head south, and acquire the Super Rod--because the Good Rod fisherman smelled like desperation and cheese. Back to Route 10, where Ouhmnia the Horsea was fished up. At Route 13, Aiimskamba the Venonat was welcomed to the team with open, fuzzy arms. Coran shuddered from the tickling. A replacement for Kopodhosh was found at Route 15 in the form of Mimoqueisa the Gloom (I had an Oddish--it didn't get the chance to evolve into a Gloom; I never yet acquired a Gloom--) --but not that semantics/rule specifics mattered; an Acid contest between a little girl's Oddish wound up with the Gloom immediately walking into the afterlife. Giratina's laughing at her for that humiliating loss.
Over at Fuchsia City, a quick jaunt to the Safari Zone rewarded the 'Hero' with the following: Surf, Strength (for saving some gold chompers), and Oukskeks the Exeggcute. He COULD'VE gotten more, but no, he was satisfied with the acquisition. So humbling.

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Next recollection: Coran and his Twelve Zodiac Generals would train, get stronger, pay the losers in Saffron Dojo a visit... and banish Team Rocket from MY CITY...
 
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A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========EVOLUTIONS ABOUND=========

Cindar, the Head Zodiac General, had become a beautiful Charizard.
Noif, the humble Tactician, had become a vibrant Pidgeot.
Dilbydee, the flying flightless Chariot, became a feisty Dilbydrio--sorry, Dodrio.
Ouhmnia, the surf-Queen, became a pointy, vicious Seadra.
Aiimskamba, the fluffy fuzz-jester, became a less fuzzy Venomoth (and was not as all-terrain as the legend.)
Aimiash, the eager Reservist, had a brief adventure in which she became a Dragonair.
And Oukskeks, the six-in-one bad boy, ate a Leaf Stone (which one ate it, even I can't fathom), and became a non-elongated Exeggutor. (Those Alolan freaks scare me, brah...)

=========LOL FIGHTING DOJO=========

Somimiko, Aiimskamba, Noif, Dilbydee... Together, they reminded those Fighting-type losers of their lot in life, and Coran took Houskos the Hitmonlee as tribute. A good day indeed--no Fighting Gyms in Kanto for me.

=========The Rescue of Silph Corporation=========

Houskos would stay and guard the box. The Generals would go on and wash over the Rockets like a tide of death...! Golbats, Drowzees, Machops, Raticates, the odd brainwashed Cubone or two, Voltorbs--but a grunt had gotten lucky, stealthed behind Skelipla, and had their Golbat sever her mushroom from her body. The lifeless insect would never budge again as the parasitic shroom deteriorated... He paid for that mistake with his life.
Rival-6--a bad time for being a dick--a wash...
A Lapras was given as thanks--Onobash would join Houskos in full-time guard-duty. Someone has to watch over the graveyard.
Giovanni once more dared to have his organization rise above their station. Somimiko broke the Nidorino's mind, Ouhmnia drenched the Rhyhorn, and Cindar avenged Fayaaj again by roasting the Kangaskhan and her baby--the mother died last; she got to witness it. Somimiko thought she was stronger than the Nidoqueen. Mentally, yes, but she failed to take into account her bulk... her bulk, and the fact that she had mind-broke her intended mate--and was crushed under the weight of her thickness. I'm talking TWO Cs...
The Master Ball was attained, and the dead had to be interred.

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Next recollection: A trip to the Power Plant... Meeting the --snrk-- Ninja master... A peek into Seafoam Islands... and dipping their toes into Cinnabar Island... They're not ready yet to face me...
 
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Stoner Sabrina v2

Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
Pokédex No.
5773
Caught
Sep 19, 2022
Messages
20
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
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  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========NO TIME FOR YOU, ZAPDOS!=========

Coran took the time, and investigated the sounds of crackling, buzzing, and a strange cawing noise, down at the abandoned Power Plant. I've heard Saffron dogs wish to reinvigorate this old place. I don't see it happening... But a curious member would join their party. A fully-evolved Magneton leaped out and started the young man. Elzskaarn made a fine member of his collection, possibly useful for him in his watery future. As for the rumors of an electric bird... Yeah, he just stepped to the right, and let the thunderbird be.

=========Koga=========

For being a Poison-type Gym, there were a fair number of non-Poison beasts under his employ. Then again, I can't exactly complain, brah; about half of the trainers in my Gym use ghosts... Regardless, Alzphalzv handled the grounded Poison monsters, while Aiimskamba contended with the Koffings and Weezings. Koga and his weebs surrendered without hesitation.

=========Water, water, everywhere, and why isn't there a Pokemon that can drink seawater?=========

South of Fuchsia, along Route 19, the waters would call to Coran. It would call to Coran, Oukskeks, and the newly-recruited Elzskaarn. On pointed sea-dragon, the young man strode along the seas, leaving nothing but devastation in his wake, of Pokemon fried in the waters, or supped of their life-force. Poyoj the Tentacool was spared their awesome wrath, but just barely. He's floundering in the box--and spoilers, he doesn't get to do NUUUUTHIN...!
The Seafoam Islands are a nice, relaxing, chilly place to be. Coran didn't put up with that nonsense, abducted Iama the Psyduck on the way out, and decided to fly to Pallet Town.
Route 21 should've been a foregone conclusion, it was Tangela central! But Blenua was too eager, and a Quick Attack crit proved too much to the weak bundle of vines. Carving a swathe of destruction to Cinnabar Island calmed his soul.

=========Reviving a Fossil, and Standing in the Mansion's Foyer=========

Right, I forgot to mention that he acquired a Fossil at Mt. Moon. The Dome Fossil, and welcome to the present age, Tsumocobob the Kabuto. Enjoy the box.
As for the Pokemon Mansion, a curious Koffing thought Coran was cute. He thanked her for the compliment by enslaving her and calling her Comiona.

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Next recollection: The little upstart challenges me... and Blaine... and the D-baggery that is the Sevii Island filler arc...
 
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Stoner Sabrina v2

Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
Pokédex No.
5773
Caught
Sep 19, 2022
Messages
20
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
he/him/his
Pokémon Type
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  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========Sabrina (That's me~!)=========

So, the time's finally come. He finally thought himself strong enough to take me on. The Psychics in my gym certainly kept him busy enough--but DAMN those birds were fast and poked hard! And the Channelers--well, it was actually kinda funny watching him sweat whenever they made their ghosts do Destiny Bond. TOTALLY a laugh riot, brah~!
...Wasn't as funny when Cindar came over, backed up with Oukskeks to seed and drain my poor Ally! So yeah, I had to give up the Marsh Badge... or did I have the Soul Badge, and Koga have the Marsh Badge? ...aaaaahhhhhhhh--I'm so toasted right now...~!

=========Blaine=========

Traversing the abandoned and possibly toxin-filled mansion, our Coran and his squad tangled with thieves and derelict researchers, to find the spare key to the Gym, so that Blaine and his followers could finally leave, get some munchies, go to the bathroom--
And THEN by water and earth, Ouhmnia, Alzphalzv, and some ground support from Blenua and Soelvie, tore through the lines and found their way to Blaine. Alzphalzv challenged the might of Blaine's quadrupeds. The horses and fire pupper fell, but seeing his allies fall made the Arcanine just... bite the HECK out of that chunky four-armed rock. Cindar was FURIOUS--I think Alzphalzv owed him money or a Sitrus Berry, and finished the job with a Brick Break. And thus his badge was surrendered!

=========I totally forgot that the Sevii Islands were a thing, brah=========

Coran thought he was ready for Viridian City, but no, that femboi Bill had to spirit him away for immediate assistance! (I know he's not a femboi, but come on, once you get turned into a Clefairy, you can't just HELP but wanna put him in a tutu~) Communications were down in the boonies known as the Sevii Islands, and Coran wasn't goin' anywhere. On Island One, Delrop the Ponyta was taken from his herd--he would be a fine addition to the Box-Guard. Martial Artists are easy prey, and a prime new source for rematch experience.

But little did he know, there was trouble brewing on Island Three...

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Next recollection: Biker Hoodlums, a child in danger, and the Viridian Gym Leader, exposed...
 
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Stoner Sabrina v2

Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
Pokédex No.
5773
Caught
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Messages
20
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
he/him/his
Pokémon Type
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  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========Why the Hypno is a terrifying fiend=========

A motorcycle gang terrorizing the hick shores of Sevii Island Three? Not on Coran's shift! Soelvie and Aiimskamba handled their respective Grimers/Muks and Koffings/Weezings, and they were a problem no longer. Not that I can blame those punks for complaining about nothing going on there... as far as I know, the Sevii Islands seem content to be isolationists.
At Bond Bridge, a Persian was woken up from her nap to see Coran attacking women and girl Trainers' Pokemon in combat. Noitiama was her new slave name, and she would be cozy in the PC. The trainers served no help in finding where the lost child, Lostelle (Good parenting, brah. /sarcasm)
A cry for help, and the little girl was rescued from the terrifying (and terrifyingly weak by comparison) Hypno. Addicted to the Berry Juices, my tight bodysuit!!!
...Great, I'm so mad, I lost my high! Uuugh, it's Misty all over again...

=========LOL GIOVANNI=========

With the Filler Arc destroyed (and islands 2 and 3 a distant memory--save for Cindar acquiring the terrifying Blast Burn), Viridian City's Gym was opened up once more, and their trainers flocked to test Coran's mettle. Tamers and Cool Trainers (and the odd Black Belt or two) all had the problem of being weak to a vicious seahorse and a freak-of-nature palm tree who could eat your mind (if its heads weren't morons--ALL of them...)
GIOVANNI IS THE VIRIDIAN CITY GYM LEADER?! ...Shocker. Ouhmnia drenched and Oukskeks supped well, and those it couldn't sup, it would destroy with its mighty(?) brains. The Earth Badge was theirs!

=========A touch of Victory Road=========

Rival-7--afterthought--the time for Victory Road was nigh!
An Onix welcomed them to Victory Road. Coran saw the lack of potential in him, and so he was dubbed... Boxwarmer.
Odd... I suppose he got tired of thinking up different names.

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Next recollection: ...This is NOT the final team... Training must begin...!
 
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Stoner Sabrina v2

Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
Pokédex No.
5773
Caught
Sep 19, 2022
Messages
20
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
he/him/his
Pokémon Type
  1. Normal
  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========The aftermath of Victory Road and the training montage=========

The road was arduous... The suffocating atmosphere of the cavern weighed down the spirits of Coran and his Pokemon...
Aiimskamba had found a nice rock to rest on for a brief spell... but to the Geodude she rested on, that spell was Self-Destruct...! (Explosion would've been more fitting/funny, but Geodude can't learn Explosion so early, brah...)
But they had found their way, made it back out into the light, and stepped foot into the Indigo Plateau...!
...And then Coran IMMEDIATE got on Noif and flew off to the Island One for some intense training!
This was the training arc, brah! The REAL training arc! Noif and Aimiash had their nerves shot--even when the latter became a mighty Dragonite... And Dilbydee wasn't looking to become an invalid, especially since he could leap with the grace and power of a super man!
Cindar, Ouhmnia, Soelvie, Elzskaarn, and Oukskeks looked to each other with some worry--they were NOT going in as a quintet! WHO would be their sixth??
The smirking Blenua stepped forward, decked out, and ready to impress!

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Final recollection: The destiny will be decided...
 
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Stoner Sabrina v2

Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
Pokédex No.
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Caught
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Messages
20
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
he/him/his
Pokémon Type
  1. Normal
  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
Some last minute levelings, some changes in Soelvie's moveset (ridding herself of Glare and Bite to upgrade to Haze and Rock Slide), and now, it was time to engage with the Elite Four...

=========Lorelei=========

Dewgong, Cloyster, and Slowbro were laid to the wayside by Elzskaarn and his terrifying Thunderbolts.
When Jynx had been summoned in, Cindar would take a sassy Kiss, and then would wake to dole out a powerful Flamethrower.
Elzskaarn would repay its leader by finishing the Lapras.
In this timeline, she's going to be let go in the future...

=========LOL BRUNO=========

Whether it was a fighter or the rock snakes, Oukskeks devoured them, body AND mind~

=========Agatha=========

Blenua revealed her true strength, being so immune to the old hag's ghosts. Shadow Ball wasn't exactly a one-turn kill, but it did do fair damage to both her Haunter and the first Gengar. At the Golbat, she called the rains and dropped a Thunder on it.
On Arbok, Soelvie was swapped in for a mirror match--the mirror shattered when Soelvie crushed the enemy cobra with an Earthquake, and then threw rocks all on the second Gengar's face.

=========Lance=========

Elzskaarn wasted no time frying the Gyarados.
Ouhmnia would step in at last, doling a volley of Ice Beams to his Dragonairs and Aerodactyl.
Risking for Ouhm's safety, Cindar stepped in and tussled with the Dragonite, dropping Dragon Claws until the O-D of the O-G fell.
He had won, but there was no time for him to rest, yet...

=========Rival=========

While Coran and his team were bulking up, the Blue-looking cosplayer took the opportunity and became champion behind his back. I did not lose to TWO punks so the less-interesting one can become champion! The only time I nudged into Coran's mind: "Choose violence."
Elzskaarn flayed the Pidgeot with Thunderbolt.
Oukskeks dropped a Light Screen on the Alakazam, then a Leech Seed, and with a risky maneuver, Coran switched to Blenua and clutched it with a crit Shadow Ball...!
She would not stay on the Rhydon, though, as Ouhmnia stepped in and drowned it.
When the Exeggutor tromped in, Cindar dove in and incinerated it.
When Cindar's eternal rival appeared, the Blastoise would instead meet Oukskeks again, and was drained dry...!
And when Arcanine appeared, his last stand was quashed by Soelvie and her intimidation, her Earthquake, and a last Strengthful flex.
The lights were no longer dim, and Coran had become champion. His Pokemon were registered as champions...!

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Now that Coran was champion, what was he going to do? Luran and Stephanie snuck off and would spend a long-term vacation, traveling through the Holon Region. Crazy stuff, those Delta Pokemon, man...!
But Coran wasn't about that relaxin' stuff, dude. He would just relax in Pallet Town, let him and his champions have the entire town for themselves.

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And yet... my mind would wander... I feel a different universe calling to me... one that's on the other end of this ganja...! Let's see it unfold, next time...!
 
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Stoner Sabrina v2

Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
Pokédex No.
5773
Caught
Sep 19, 2022
Messages
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Nature
Lax
Pronouns
he/him/his
Pokémon Type
  1. Normal
  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
CHAPTER 2: WHAT IT MEANS!
Ehehehehe, sorry--I've always loved that chapter title from that story...!
My mind drifts, and I can see another journey being set up...!
A young... lady...? Oh, wait, she bears some resemblance to that cutie femboy Luran--this one goes by the name of Stura, doesn't mind being described with either masculine or feminine pronouns, and their rival's also kind of a dick whose name I can't really remember...! But instead of fiery reds, this side of the coin's a nice, leafy green~! My first time observing this one of many universes!

But anyway, the usual:
1) Catch the first Pokemon you encounter in a route/area. Dupes Clause is in effect.
2) Release/Permabox any Pokemon that die.
3) Pokies are to be nicknamed.
4) Battle Style is Set.
5) 3rd Gen Champs Clause is in effect. (So no catching/acquiring those Pokies from my signature, or their base forms).


And awaaaaaay we go~
 
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Stoner Sabrina v2

Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
Pokédex No.
5773
Caught
Sep 19, 2022
Messages
20
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
he/him/his
Pokémon Type
  1. Normal
  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========The beginning=========
Stura knew that his quest would be difficult, rife with challenge... One does not simply walk out of Pallet Town and become Champion overnight. ...It takes a solid weekend to get to champion level! Ehehehe, I kid, I kid...
Their starter? By randomization... Bulbasaur! A lax, lazy Bulbasaur soon named Eiiersh. He might not've liked his name, but he DID get to enjoy running a Charmander to the ground!
A hop, skip, and a jump to get a parcel delivered, a Pokedex acquired, and soon enough, a himbo Pidgey endeared himself to our lovely femboy Green stand-in. Appropriately named Hiiiiiimbo, the two happily scampered onto Viridian. Soon enough, Quiblo the Mankey of Route 22, Olmagetti the Weedle of Route 2, and Luoujuu the Caterpie of Viridian Forest, turned the meager group into a quintet of pain!
...Or WOULD'VE, if that cutie little dumpster-fire known as Luoujuu hadn't lost to a Caterpie mirror match in the Viridian Forest shortly after acquiring it...!

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Next recollection: Pewter City, Mount Moon, and Cerulean City... I can see it...!!
 
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Stoner Sabrina v2

Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
Pokédex No.
5773
Caught
Sep 19, 2022
Messages
20
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
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Pokémon Type
  1. Normal
  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========LOL BROCK=========

"Well, Eiiersh, did you have a good lunch?"
"BULBA~!"

=========Mt. Moon=========

Tragedy struck the dear youth's team when the bird-on-bird escalated. Dearest Hiiiiiimbo, the darling bird and future flyer of Stura's corps, was taken too soon by an angry Spearow, once more inciting wild hatreds... (ALSO, the SECOND TIME that specific trainer's Spearow killed one of my Pokemon in a run; see Lura's Tale for the death of poor Corla at the hands of this exact Spearow... -_-) But getting away from little terrible, terrible runts who think shorts are the goat, traversing along Route 3 gave him a calm little Spearow of his own, little Phinboosh.
Upon telling the Magikarp salesman to suck on cold meat, Stura had tripped over a Geodude in the craggy confines of Mt. Moon. Salemuchi was promptly enslaved for ripping a pair of his stockings, and his five tore a swathe of carnage through the interiors. Scouring the Rockets--claiming a nerd's Helix Fossil for his own--enjoying his little Eiiersh's evolution--a grand time was had by all.
A not-so-grand time for Rhinbuhb the Sandshrew of Route 4, taken in to properly round out the team to an even six.

=========Cerulean City and the Nugget Bridge=========

Rival--
Trainers from far and wide, loitering on a bridge, welcoming themselves to be picked off, all to the plans of a disguised Rocket pig. The money was nice, but justice was a much better prize. Xhiin the Bellsprout and Panzuehl the Abra left their homes of Routes 24 and 25, and begged the beautiful boy to be indentured servants. He happily obliged~
Bill--

=========LOL MISTY=========

"Well, Eiiersh, I certainly hope you drank your fill~!"
"IVY!"
"Absolutely correct! Pool water's not healthy for you, anyway!"

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Next recollection: Acquiring a free Dig TM, a peek into Diglett's Cave, and the delight that was the S.S. Anne~
 
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Stoner Sabrina v2

Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
Pokédex No.
5773
Caught
Sep 19, 2022
Messages
20
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
he/him/his
Pokémon Type
  1. Normal
  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========Step, step, step alooong~=========

Route 5 was a nice, comfortable place to meet new faces. Troimia the Meowth endeared himself to his new master with the promise of self-made inflation, and the delightful little twink was all aboard for that~! And the Daycare Man proved beneficial as well--as Stura dedicated Leg Day to running up and down the Underground Path, the patient old gentleman probed the mind of the Abra in his care. And while no new or viable ally could be found for him on Route 6, tragedy struck when Salemuchi dared to fight a female Nidoran, not anticipating the might of her powerful kicks. That picnicker showed no remorse, and Stura doubled back to Cerulean, so he could plant the rock comfortably in the ground.
Panzuehl comforted the distraught youth, and they would take to abducting a Diglett from Diglett's Cave. He welcomed Felishnish with open arms.

=========S.S. Anne=========

VS Seeker acquired! [[And now you see what I've become during my years of absence; I think I'm kinda OCD. When I'm working, I like having things placed in specific spots, arranged in certain ways, etc. And when it comes to grinding in Pokemon, whether Nuzlocke or not, I like keeping my Pokémon's levels to be somewhat equal...! And especially in Nuzlockes, up until near the end/Elite Four, where I decide what my final team will be. Suffering. XD]]
Seaside views! Luxury cabins! Looking out at the water! Rhinbuhb being a little shit and trying to steal things at every opportunity! What a scamp Stura's Sandshrew is!
Rival--
And thus the old captain's tum-tum was soothed, by the rubbing of his back! And while Eiiersh wouldn't touch Cut with a twenty-foot Duraludon, Xhiin doesn't mind being the Cut slave!

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Next recollection: The 'American', and navigating a scary tunnel blind, to the town that venerates the dead...
 
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Stoner Sabrina v2

Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
Pokédex No.
5773
Caught
Sep 19, 2022
Messages
20
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
he/him/his
Pokémon Type
  1. Normal
  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========Lt. Surge=========

One would think that, with two Ground-types, and two Grass-types as well for insurance, this would be a cake-walk.
Well, Surge himself was. Teach Rhinbuhb to Dig, and he'll maneuver past his orb and rats with ease! And even evolve into a Sandslash, to boot!
But the dapper gentleman BEFORE Surge, however, proved unfortunate, as his own gentlemanly Pikachu outsped and broke Felishnish's neck not once, but twice! A tad overkill in my opinion, brah. But there was no time to waste. It was time for--

=========The Rock Tunnel=========

Along the way, Xhiin had supped on some lowly bugs and became a Weepinbell. A hoppin', non-stoppin' vore machine, dude...!
In the darkness itself, while Panzuehl thwarted Machops and Zubats, Eiiersh proudly watched Xhiin, Quiblo, and Troimia take on all rocky comers. A shame that first Pokemon here, a Zubat, was drowned out by the delightful little scratch cat's aquatic trick.
The child who somehow knows how to channel rocks into a disaster would have to wait for another time. Stura arrived at Lavender Town, and stayed the night, swearing that he could hear the sounds of the departed...

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Next recollection: Celadon City, a town of gambling, gangsters, and a female Gym that would probably castrate Stura if they discovered what might be hidden beneath his skirt...
 
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Stoner Sabrina v2

Stoner Sabrina v2

Saffron City grows the BEST good-good~
Pokédex No.
5773
Caught
Sep 19, 2022
Messages
20
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
he/him/his
Pokémon Type
  1. Normal
  2. ???
Pokédex Entry
A dimensional variation of the Saffron City gym leader. Unable to mute the thoughts of people around her, she dulls her senses with choice 'green'.
=========Celadon City=========

A city of good times, of hardcore gambling--better enjoy it before PEGI takes away a purpose to splurge our hard-earned money on hard-exchanging the coins for power! I dread to think what might replace gambling in the era of Go-ing with a Pikachu or an Eevee. On Route 7, a young Vulpix was found, and his name is Kekkingu~! (Full disclaimer: I'm not a native speaker, so I find it hard to recognize the authority of a Q being pronounced 'Ch', so for example, I voice Keqing as Kek-king. And that's top kek in a way...~! ...Ahahaha... If I ever find myself in China, the ghosts of the Qing dynasty'll be on me so hard... -_-;; )

=========LOL Erika=========

Once more, by fire and beak, and now with some psychokinetic assistance, Erika woke her sleepy butt up for once in her life, and watched her brightly-colored flowers and trees explode~

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Next recollection: Ah--right, my mind was elsewhere. Sorry, brah... So anyway, after good times making Erika cry and training, it'll be time for heroics!
 

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