Cast Water Breathing on myself and sink to the bottom of the water to pick up the paper.
[2] You decide not to cast Water Breathing, and start to sink! You must roll to not drown!
[1 to Swimming/2 For Water]
You’re starting to lose oxygen, however you’re not dead yet!
find plot device to help move the plot along
[3] You end up at the same pond Mondo is at, the plot device is the second half of the note. Which was determined to be at the bottom of the lake.
Try and get everyone around me singing "Imagine" by John Lennon.
[3] You get half of the cast to sing “Imagine” by John Lennon. Clair Damselia absolutely crushes it, now that she has finally come to terms with her dreams of becoming a singer.
Summon an army of Purrloin to swarm and murder Fool.
[1] The Purrloins turn around towards you, choosing to attack you instead! You must roll to dodge!
[2 For Zorua/3 For Purrloins]
They didn’t kill you, but you’re now covered in scratches and cuts!
uhhhhhh. I dunno. Imma party hard.
[1] You party so hard, you drink A LOT of alcohol! You must roll to avoid Alcohol Poisoning!
[3 For Hobo/1 For Alcohol Poisoning]
You somehow manage to survive the poisoning, that’s metal as hell.
I appear suddenly and try to convince everyone that I've been here the entire time and know exactly what's going on.
[3] You managed to convince like half of the island, so that’s neat.
Honestly, not sure how to feel about this. I suppose, I will hold a church fundraiser to help raise money for boat repairs.
[3] You managed to raise a relative sum of money for repairs! It will definitely pay for about 50% of the repairs.
make a very funny looking statue to place near the entrance of my store
[6] You create a very impressive statue, however it gains a mind of its own! You must roll to control it!
[4 For Sugar/2 For Statue]
You managed to gain control over the statue, you now have a giant sentient statue!
Shoot Aureum for being a week late with an April Fool's round.
I shoot a web to cover Aureum's face so that he suffocates and dies. If this succeeds, I take over the RTD for a single turn.
[4] Summoned from the heavens themselves, I appear about at least 6 feet from you (as even Gods believe in Social Distancing). However before any of us can do anything, Mouse attempts a sneak attack.
[3] I see them coming behind me, and I just simply stand there, cocky as usual that she’ll fail once again. After all, why should I be worried, I’m a god!
[1 For Mouse/2 For Aureum]
I manage to shake some of it off, only a bit still covering my eyes. I chuckle for a second, before bursting into a full, and disturbing laugh, able to be heard all over the Island. After a moment or two of laughter, only silence is left.
“Well done Fool, I should have known you would have Mouse on your side! And here I was, getting so cocky! My mistake, this time I won’t be so arrogant!”
Around us, everything starts to freeze. Almost as if time was stopped…
“Now it's just the two of us! This is the true power of my Stand, [Smash Mouth]! I can create a pocket dimension outside of time, and take things or people with me! Isn’t that impressive?
Anyways enough of that, if you want to shoot me, then have at thee!”
I start to lunge towards you, preparing to strike! This gives you a clear shot, so I must roll to dodge!
[6 For Fool/3 For Aureum]
Determined to shoot me for my April Fool’s blunder, you summon with all of your power a legendary gun, capable of piercing almost anything in the known universe. Due to the web in my eyes, I can’t react until it’s too late...
A bullet pierces my heart, and for a second everything slows down. So step aside as I crash into the ground right behind you, unable to do anything but clutch the area where I was shot. You approach me, towering over me at this moment. In this last moment, I manage to smile weakly as everything begins to move again.
“Damnit… and here I thought I wouldn’t die this time, in my own world. Of course of all people, it’s you…”
I, with some effort, manage to stand up. I slowly move my hands away from the wound, now covered in blood. My death is imminent, leaving one final option. I had enough of people thinking they can slaughter me like a baby sheep, or trying to usurp me for control over my own world! With the last of my power I do one more thing. I snap my fingers, and fall to the ground…
You wake up in a room in a spaceship similar to those in Sci-fi, surrounded by a few futuristic metal containers and a suitcase. In front of you, a screen appears, showing a scientist with crazy black hair and slightly bent glasses.
...Testing testing, one two! Is this thing working? I think it is, anyways now onto business! If you’re hearing this, you are now officially a part of Project Terra! As you know, Homeworld can only fit so many people, and as we now live in harmony with intelligent life from all parts of the universe, it was about time we expanded our reach to more than just one planet. Your job is to explore a planet we found in a Goldilocks Zone that should be able to support life, inhabit it, explore and discover, and then once done report back to Homeworld so we can send colonies and construction droids to do the rest. Currently, you are hovering over your assigned planet... Ah there it is; AK-2004!
We will be beaming both you and your supplies down to the nearest source of land after this message ends. And remember, if anything happens to you, as stated in your contract we are 100% not liable for any incidents. If you have more questions, your AI Companion A.M.Y will be happy to answer. Anyways, Good Luck, and remember our Motto: Ut Mundus Ex Mundo.
After the message ends, you are engulfed in light. It disappears almost as quickly as it came, and you find yourselves on the surface of an unknown planet. There appears to be vegetation and water, however they don’t look to be the same as Earth. The sky isn’t completely blue, noticeably seeming to contain some green. The metal containers and the suitcase are right beside you, each with a miniature screen on them.
