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Roll to Dodge Roll to Dodge: Can I Really Be The GM? (Episode III: Revenge of the Six)

Thread Description
The much anticipated sequel that somebody probably asked for... maybe?

Argentum

My avatar is in fact a dude.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,506
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
A passionate bunch, Argentums are limited by their own minds. Who knows what happens when they break through their mental barriers?
upgrade my d6 to a d20
[1] You failed to upgrade your d20, and now as revenge a giant d6 is gonna crush you! You must roll to dodge!

...Except you eat the bread and you can now reroll!

[1] Well... the d6 is still gonna crush you!

[6 For Cirr/3 For d6]
You manage to roll out of the way, and the d6 breaks through a wall, and rolls down a hill! (-1 to next turn)

Grab some pears in game, and also give a real pear to Zero so they’ll stop crying.
[5] You get a hoard of pears in ACNH! You won’t have to worry about needing more pears for a while! Also you give 0 a pear, they stop crying and enjoy the delicious pear! (+1 to next roll)

Oh thanks Aureum.

Ask the robber at the bank who I saw in an alternate timeline if he’ll take an apprentice.

Edit: also, I’ll DM next round.
[3] The robber somehow recognizes you from the alt. timeline and says while he isn’t currently taking an apprentice, he may be swayed to accept one.

Place a sponge block to absorb the bulk of the tears inside the house.
[5-1=4] You absorb most of the tears, however a slight bit of water up to your heels.

I jump in the tears and start to swim. Pool party!
[6] Because you can’t swim in this swallow pool of tears, you swim outside! It’s so marvellous and impressive, everybody is impressed and all have their eyes on you! However your sick swimming skills attracted a hungry shark! You must roll to dodge!

[4 For MarkedInStone/4 For Shark]
You and the shark are side by side, you can’t get rid of them no matter how hard you try, and they can’t bite you no matter how hard they try. (-1 to your next turn)

Mondo has 1 sweet garlic bread.
Cirr has a -1 to next roll.
Aureum has 1 sweet garlic bread.
Floatzel (-1 to next roll), also in the Underworld, has 1 sweet garlic bread.
Zorua has +1 to next roll.
Lucario has 1 sweet garlic bread.
0 Anon (+1 to next roll) has 1 sweet garlic bread.
Fool (+1 to next roll) has 1 sweet garlic bread.
MarkedInStone (-1 to next roll), also is
in a struggle with a shark outside.

@Zorua3 is next to GM!
 

Fool

I’m too tired for this.
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
779
Location
No.
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Don’t talk to me about BW2, ever. I don’t want to talk about it with you.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #23
Summon a Chihuahua
 

mondograss

Bard of Life
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
680
Caught
Aug 15, 2019
Messages
510
Nature
Naive
Pokémon Type
Dark, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is infamously irritable, but it comes down from its rage quickly. It is quite loyal to kind, patient Trainers.
I distract the shark by throwing some raw meat outside.
 

Argentum

My avatar is in fact a dude.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,506
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
A passionate bunch, Argentums are limited by their own minds. Who knows what happens when they break through their mental barriers?
I turn the shark into a human, I desire friendship.
 

Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe)
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,205
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
dang my d6 is gone what will I roll with

summon a shark
 

Zorua3

On-and-off Nuzlocker
Artist
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
387
Caught
Jul 5, 2019
Messages
460
Location
Somewhere in Unova.
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
He/him
Pokémon Type
Dark
Pokédex Entry
I'd copy-paste the Zorua Pokedex entry, but I'm too lazy.
Summon a Chihuahua
[1 + 1 = 2] You open a small portal, but nothing comes out.

I distract the shark by throwing some raw meat outside.
[1] The shark, angry at your transparent attempt to distract it, leaps out of the pool with its mouth open wide! You must roll to dodge!

However, you eat your delicious garlic bread!

[2] The shark is unfazed by your attempt to distract it, and stares at you menacingly.


I turn the shark into a human, I desire friendship.

[6] Your blast of magic is so powerful that the shark cannot escape, and he turns into a large man with gray armor and a giant chainsaw sword. However, the shark liked its sharky life, and furiously swings his chainsaw sword at you. Roll to dodge!

[5 for Aureum/2 for Shark Warrior] You dodge the swing and deal a ferocious punch to the Shark Warrior's gut, sending him flying backwards into the pool. He hits his head on the side, is knocked unconscious, and drowns. (-1 to next turn).

dang my d6 is gone what will I roll with

summon a shark
[6 - 1 = 5] You summon a gigantic shark! The shark is willing to obey you, but it would really appreciate it if you could feed it in… some way...

Swim to Cirr so they can have their shark.
[1 - 1 = 0] You swim over to Cirr, right into the Giant Shark's mouth! He swallows you. Roll to Dodge stomach acids!

[5 for MarkedInStone/5 for Stomach Acids] you manage to avoid being dissolved, but you aren't out of the woods shark yet! (+1 to your next turn).

Aureum has 1 sweet garlic bread.
Floatzel (-1 to next roll), also in the Underworld, has 1 sweet garlic bread.
Zorua has +1 to next roll.
Lucario has 1 sweet garlic bread.
0 Anon (+1 to next roll) has 1 sweet garlic bread.
Fool has 1 sweet garlic bread.
MarkedInStone (+1 to next roll) is in the belly of Cirr's Giant Shark.
Cirr has a Giant Shark (status: unharmed).
 

MarkedInStone

Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Pokédex No.
415
Caught
Jul 7, 2019
Messages
184
Location
Over Mt. Silver and down in the Valley Windworks
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
He/him
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Steel
Pokédex Entry
This POKéMON is struggling to figure out what interesting stuff he can put into his Pokédex entry.
I try to punch the shark's teeth out and swim out. I need to flip that record or else...

i don't know what happens if you leave a record on too long but it cannot be good
 

Argentum

My avatar is in fact a dude.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,506
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
A passionate bunch, Argentums are limited by their own minds. Who knows what happens when they break through their mental barriers?
I take the cool chainsaw sword from the shark warrior’s corpse.
 

Fool

I’m too tired for this.
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
779
Location
No.
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Don’t talk to me about BW2, ever. I don’t want to talk about it with you.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #31
I put a taco inside of another taco and eat it.
 

Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe)
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,205
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
summon some shark food
 

Fool

I’m too tired for this.
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
779
Location
No.
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Don’t talk to me about BW2, ever. I don’t want to talk about it with you.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #33
Not to get on anybody’s case but uh, nobody called dibs to be GM this turn. Anybody who hasn’t GM’d yet wanna do that?
 

Zorua3

On-and-off Nuzlocker
Artist
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
387
Caught
Jul 5, 2019
Messages
460
Location
Somewhere in Unova.
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
He/him
Pokémon Type
Dark
Pokédex Entry
I'd copy-paste the Zorua Pokedex entry, but I'm too lazy.
bump

I try to punch the shark's teeth out and swim out. I need to flip that record or else...

i don't know what happens if you leave a record on too long but it cannot be good
[6 + 1 = 7] Your longing to escape the shark fills you, and you feel a serene power. In a flash, you are outside the shark, and you feel odd. You check your skin and notice a gray ripple. Is it possible you've absorbed some of the sharks power? (-1 to next turn) (Shark Power, +1 to all swimming-related actions)

I take the cool chainsaw sword from the shark warrior’s corpse.
[5] You grab the chainsaw sword. It's more comfortable and easier to use than you expect, and you swing it around like a lightsaber. Fun!

I put a taco inside of another taco and eat it.
[3] You shove a taco into another taco and try to stuff it into your mouth. After a bit of shoving, you swallow a huge bite, and are disappointed to realize that it just tastes like a normal taco, except harder to eat.

summon some shark food
[4] You summon a bag of shark food, made with All-Natural Pescatarian Materials (TM). Your pet shark is quite pleased.

Aureum has 1 sweet garlic bread.
Floatzel (-1 to next roll), also in the Underworld, has 1 sweet garlic bread.
Zorua has +1 to next roll.
Lucario has 1 sweet garlic bread.
0 Anon (+1 to next roll) has 1 sweet garlic bread.
Fool has 1 sweet garlic bread.
MarkedInStone (-1 to next roll) has Shark Powers (+1 to all Shark-related actions).
Cirr has a Giant Shark (status: unharmed).
 

Fool

I’m too tired for this.
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
779
Location
No.
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Don’t talk to me about BW2, ever. I don’t want to talk about it with you.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #35
Somehow create a plot in the game, that gives us all a common goal.
 

Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe)
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,205
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
attack everyone with my shark
 

Argentum

My avatar is in fact a dude.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,506
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
A passionate bunch, Argentums are limited by their own minds. Who knows what happens when they break through their mental barriers?
I am gonna go practice using the chainsaw sword, and totally not goof around with it... much.
 

mondograss

Bard of Life
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
680
Caught
Aug 15, 2019
Messages
510
Nature
Naive
Pokémon Type
Dark, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is infamously irritable, but it comes down from its rage quickly. It is quite loyal to kind, patient Trainers.
Hippity hoppity this round’s my property

Somehow create a plot in the game, that gives us all a common goal.
[3] You create a plot, but due to everybody trying to give their ideas at once, it’s a bit messy. The players are now cops in Canada. Recently, a Tanzanian interior designer was stabbed to death with a Hokkaidoan icicle. Your primary suspect is an Antarctican Chicken Herder.

attack everyone with my shark
[5] You bust into the police station with a shark. You attack the two other players in this round, Fool and Aureum. Both must roll to dodge!

[6 for Shark/1 for Fool] Fool is immediately devoured by the shark. He dies, and will be revived next turn.

… Is what would have happened, if not for that sweet garlic bread!

[6 for Shark/5 for Fool] Fool takes a serious bite to the arm, but it’s nothing he can’t survive.

[1 for Shark/5 for Aureum] Aureum swings the chainsaw sword and slices the shark clean in half. It’s really gross and gory.

I am gonna go practice using the chainsaw sword, and totally not goof around with it... much.
[4] You have some fun with your chainsaw sword in the police station, seeing what all you can cut up. You cut the doorknob off of the door before Fool tells you to stop horsing around.

Aureum has 1 sweet garlic bread.
Floatzel (-1 to next roll), also in the Underworld, has 1 sweet garlic bread.
Zorua has +1 to next roll.
Lucario has 1 sweet garlic bread.
0 Anon (+1 to next roll) has 1 sweet garlic bread.
MarkedInStone (-1 to next roll) has Shark Powers (+1 to all Shark-related actions).
Cirr has +1 to next roll.
 

Fool

I’m too tired for this.
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
779
Location
No.
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Don’t talk to me about BW2, ever. I don’t want to talk about it with you.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #40
Shoot Cirr in the face.
 

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