Play by Post Poorly-Explained Moves

[Hydrochlorinate]

Aww man I wonder what this game is going to be about.
The goal here is to take a Pokemon move, and give it a silly description. The catch is that the end result of the move has to be the exact same, so these descriptions are technically correct. Think of how the anime might portray a move instead of how the games would show it.

For example:
Rock Throw: The user causes a meteor to fall from outer space in an attempt to strike the foe with it.

Let's try to only think of moves that haven't been posted on the thread yet, shall we?

 

[Corviknight best birb]

Ice beam: the pokemon uses hydro pump and the hits it with an ice type move to freeze the water to deal ice type damage with a chance to freeze (idk what else to put)

 

[Memento]

Wish.

The Pokemon throws a childish tantrum that forces the character to give the Pokemon enough berries to heal half of its health after holding out for a turn.

 

[TheTRUEgge]

Dragon Pulse: the user burps with such chaotic power that it deals super-effective damage to draconic foes.

 

[A-K-TheLittleFairy]

Sing: The user tries hard to make the targeted Pokemon lull to sleep but will fail most times due bad singing qualities of most of the users.

 

[fractale]

CURSE:
for ghost types, you hurt yourself so bad your opponents eyes bleed, and loses HP per turn
for non-ghosts, you literally curse so hard that you gain the power and durablity of a sailor and speed of a tortoise with curses that may make any sailor in hearing range cry with pride

 

[Clockenstein]

Frenzy Plant: The user ingests a plant-based psychoactive agent, and goes on an erratic, devastating rampage. If successful, the user must recharge on the next turn to recover from hallucinogenic side effects.

 

[Memento]

Blast Burn.

The fire Pokemon throws a million Molotov cocktails at the opponent, causing a blast around the area, along with fire. However, the act of throwing all of those incendiary devices tires them out, and they decide to rest for the next turn.

 

[THKS]

Sweet Kiss: A Pokemon dips their lips in a sweet concoction made from berries with a hint of honey before waddling over to their opponent and kissing them somewhere on the face. The resulting kiss could make the opponent unwittingly hurt themselves.

 

[CasualGameFreak]

Aurora Beam: The user chills a pack of Skittles to freezing temperatures and then fires a stream of them at the opponent. The resulting blast may cause the opponent to lose some of their strength.

 

[Hydrochlorinate]

Dragon Pulse: The user shouts draconic words of power at the foe, blasting them with a shockwave of force.

 

[Memento]

Dragon Pulse: The user shouts draconic words of power at the foe, blasting them with a shockwave of force.

Dragon pulse has already been done by TRUEgge.

Fury attack.

A Pokemon gets angry at another Pokemon for whatever reason and slaps them about two to five times, depending on how mad they are and how bad the transgression is.

 

[redninjapuffle]

Flamethrower:

The user pulls out a literal flamethrower to attack, high chance to burn

 

[Captain Demozan]

Smelling Salts: An extremely forgettable move. It's so rare and uninteresting that using it makes the target say out loud "Oh yeah, that move exists", even willing itself out of paralysis to do so. It also does damage I guess.

 

[THKS]

Acrobatics: The Pokemon suddenly jumps up and grabs a circus swing regardless of the location, performing a series of unforgettable tricks before unwittingly hitting their unlucky opponent. Somehow, the move can hurt even worse if the user isn't holding anything.

 

[TheTRUEgge]

Quash: the user bribes its opponent in exchange for said foe going last; very few Pokémon have the funds necessary to utilize this move.