Dex Entry
A person who does both comics and runs and whatnot. Okay then.
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FINALLY I have a free slot in my schedule to go and post this. Hopefully this will turn out well. Here is a 'hack' that I found out of morbid curiosity and shall choose to document right here right now.
As for rules, basic stuff. I catch first encounter, permabox anybody who dies, and there is dupes clause that extends to the whole family. Now let's begin!
Hhhnng... just woke up.... what's this?
Huh?
What?
An elegoo or what?
Where am I?
Why is his tongue sticking out?
WHAT ARE THESE WORDS AND WHERE AM I!?
Oh? I'm not the only one here so... hey?
Y-you aren't the professor.
I am!
You can't be...
Wh-what's that?
You'll see!
Well, I guess it's worth a shot...
Good that you are agreeing to this, because now, let's be serious. Because y'know, I need someone to take down a certain evil mastermind...
And that being this complete waste of space. You, my friend, are tasked into getting rid of him. He is known to be an evil mastermind known for killing trainers and all sorts of evil deeds. I've tried to stop him myself, but to no avail. He is truly a menace to our region and he must be stopped. He is commonly referred to as...
The Run. No matter what else happens during your journey, you must get rid of The Run. I shall put all my faith that you can do it, I believe you secretly have great power that could overcome this obstacle. Now, it's time for your mission to begin!
...Well, here goes nothing...
...Oh? I get this?
It is selling fodder to give you a boost. I hope that it shall aid you in taking down The Run.
You aren't my mom! You don't even have the right gender! Okay, this is bad...
We just have a lot of trans people in our region. Now go and find the next checkpoint.
You changed your appearance again? Really?
No, my friend. This is just a placeholder for my true real-life form. You see, regarding what you saw just now... let's not get into it.
This does not look good at all...
This guy is the one you said was threatening?
He may not look like anything now, but later... you'll see.
Okay, starters! Let's see here...
...I think it's best to be safe.
There we go.
Lifting up the power!
I guess... so you...
Are a real legendary? Because yes, I am!
See? Take a look!
That won't do.
What?
You see, you guys. In order to truly see what good training is...
Is something only a true expert like me can perform.
I already don't like this guy.
But hey, I killed him, pal! That's good, right?
...You haven't seen the last of me.
Oh boy...
So, what now?
Just play the game normally for now. You first need to pick up a package from the following town and give it to my avatar.
Why can't you just get it yourself?
Yeah, because you have a bike.
But it's not just any bike, it's powered up using-
Let's not waste time on this guy.
Sigh... okay. Now onto the next route...
A talking mon?
Wait, so you weren't surprised by me but surprised by this thing?
Where is your trainer? Yeah, I know. I just didn't expect to see a random mon talking in the overworld.
Not too many levels, or we won't be able to catch stuff.
Can I please buy balls?
Nope!
Go to hell.
Here! Your thing! Can I catch mons now?
Hm?
Yeah, this guy is... yeah. I reccomend you don't get the map from him. You should know what the region is like by now.
Okay, now I have balls! Time to head off!
A wild starter in the forest? Okay, not bad.
Gorm... hungry! Gorm think the big time machine is food!
...I would kill you off myself if it weren't for the fact I know that if you faint, you die.
Yay! Gorm can cut things now! But can't headbutt things now too...
Okay guys, BE VERY GENTLE. I forgot that everything earlier on is much lower leveled.
Hmm... interesting team you have there. Would be better to have fast mons, but hey. Anyway, I can tell that you are here to take down some evil mastermind disguised as your rival?
How did you know?
Well, I'm just really smart to know this sort of things. So anything to ask?
Well, uh, do stuff evolve here?
For what I know, yes. So that little guy can reach his full potential.
Gorm already likes this new rock friend!
...Sigh...
Where are the mushrooms? Where is the host? Where are the roots?
I'll explain that another time.
Who said that? Anyway, no. I don't want to join your squad even though you caught me.
What? Come on!
I don't know. I feel as if I'm just gonna die and be useless. But hey, since I'm here, I guess I'll give myself a warm welcome, but expect me to just simply stick around for the sidelines!
This is... not bad. I don't need Quick attack and this could be solid coverage.
Case in point.
This would have been much easier to handle if I had a STAB move...
Gorm thinks... you should switch?
Yeah, sure. I'll also take anything at this point too.
So... I believe I've ground hard enough, you guys ready?
What do we have here?
...Nevermind that. He spotted us.
So, that weirdo assigned a new freak to take me out... to make me pay for my crimes...
Dude, just battle. I'm getting tired of all this nonsense.
Then so be it. But don't come wailing back to that moron because you aren't any good!
You will die... you...
A pure Grass creature, hm? So that means totally weak to Signal beam...
Which is what it falls to.
Okay, but let's not get too- woah! You have...
That!?
Hm... so this one, it only really looks threatening. But it can easily fall for any super effective attack, hence it was totally smart to learn Signal beam. As for other things, we do have to watch out for what it could use if it outspeeds...
And whatever it was, it was nothing!
Alright! We won! And- where did he go?
Nobody simply 'wins' against The Run. There are special rules and requirements whenever it comes to this destructive beast. You might have physically won, but it's going to take more than that to truly overcome The Run.
Who said that!?
Who said what? Gorm didn't hear anything.
I didn't hear anything either.
No guys, I swear! It was this... this creepy voice that I can't explain!
---
This guy though... I don't trust him. He may look like a good team member on the outside, but I foresee something that could potentially bite us in the back in the future.
But will he be useful.
Yes, though. Battle wise, we must keep him alive until further notice. A mon with only one weakness... that will be extremely useful for what will be in store for following battles.
So, fellas, how is this thing? You guys have anything in store?
Well, I don't really want to share grinding 5 guys for the next area so...
Aw yesh, sweet! Now I really feel like something!
Okay, when are we going to-
After I check the team. Gorm is higher leveled because I want him to evolve as soon as possible.
Yeah, it's just... still very weird to see random mons out in the open.
An E4 member is now a regular trainer?
I believe he's just here to do regular training.
What she said. And for the record, our region is also relatively drugged up in some areas, so... hopefully you can cope.
Aaaand another legendary! Although this one is only at lvl 6.
Why I just can't trust myself to work through all this mess, this is why!
Well, at least I got a crit on it...
Don't do it. I'm pretty sure your special is not good.
What happened to it's eyes?
An actual bug here... okay?
And so that's a wrap! Next time, the first gym.
As for rules, basic stuff. I catch first encounter, permabox anybody who dies, and there is dupes clause that extends to the whole family. Now let's begin!
Hhhnng... just woke up.... what's this?
Huh?
What?
An elegoo or what?
Where am I?
Why is his tongue sticking out?
WHAT ARE THESE WORDS AND WHERE AM I!?
Oh? I'm not the only one here so... hey?
Y-you aren't the professor.
I am!
You can't be...
Wh-what's that?
You'll see!
Well, I guess it's worth a shot...
Good that you are agreeing to this, because now, let's be serious. Because y'know, I need someone to take down a certain evil mastermind...
And that being this complete waste of space. You, my friend, are tasked into getting rid of him. He is known to be an evil mastermind known for killing trainers and all sorts of evil deeds. I've tried to stop him myself, but to no avail. He is truly a menace to our region and he must be stopped. He is commonly referred to as...
The Run. No matter what else happens during your journey, you must get rid of The Run. I shall put all my faith that you can do it, I believe you secretly have great power that could overcome this obstacle. Now, it's time for your mission to begin!
...Well, here goes nothing...
...Oh? I get this?
It is selling fodder to give you a boost. I hope that it shall aid you in taking down The Run.
You aren't my mom! You don't even have the right gender! Okay, this is bad...
We just have a lot of trans people in our region. Now go and find the next checkpoint.
You changed your appearance again? Really?
No, my friend. This is just a placeholder for my true real-life form. You see, regarding what you saw just now... let's not get into it.
This does not look good at all...
This guy is the one you said was threatening?
He may not look like anything now, but later... you'll see.
Okay, starters! Let's see here...
...I think it's best to be safe.
There we go.
Lifting up the power!
I guess... so you...
Are a real legendary? Because yes, I am!
See? Take a look!
That won't do.
What?
You see, you guys. In order to truly see what good training is...
Is something only a true expert like me can perform.
I already don't like this guy.
But hey, I killed him, pal! That's good, right?
...You haven't seen the last of me.
Oh boy...
So, what now?
Just play the game normally for now. You first need to pick up a package from the following town and give it to my avatar.
Why can't you just get it yourself?
Yeah, because you have a bike.
But it's not just any bike, it's powered up using-
Let's not waste time on this guy.
Sigh... okay. Now onto the next route...
A talking mon?
Wait, so you weren't surprised by me but surprised by this thing?
Where is your trainer? Yeah, I know. I just didn't expect to see a random mon talking in the overworld.
Not too many levels, or we won't be able to catch stuff.
Can I please buy balls?
Nope!
Go to hell.
Here! Your thing! Can I catch mons now?
Hm?
Yeah, this guy is... yeah. I reccomend you don't get the map from him. You should know what the region is like by now.
Okay, now I have balls! Time to head off!
A wild starter in the forest? Okay, not bad.
Gorm... hungry! Gorm think the big time machine is food!
...I would kill you off myself if it weren't for the fact I know that if you faint, you die.
Yay! Gorm can cut things now! But can't headbutt things now too...
Okay guys, BE VERY GENTLE. I forgot that everything earlier on is much lower leveled.
Hmm... interesting team you have there. Would be better to have fast mons, but hey. Anyway, I can tell that you are here to take down some evil mastermind disguised as your rival?
How did you know?
Well, I'm just really smart to know this sort of things. So anything to ask?
Well, uh, do stuff evolve here?
For what I know, yes. So that little guy can reach his full potential.
Gorm already likes this new rock friend!
...Sigh...
Where are the mushrooms? Where is the host? Where are the roots?
I'll explain that another time.
Who said that? Anyway, no. I don't want to join your squad even though you caught me.
What? Come on!
I don't know. I feel as if I'm just gonna die and be useless. But hey, since I'm here, I guess I'll give myself a warm welcome, but expect me to just simply stick around for the sidelines!
This is... not bad. I don't need Quick attack and this could be solid coverage.
Case in point.
This would have been much easier to handle if I had a STAB move...
Gorm thinks... you should switch?
Yeah, sure. I'll also take anything at this point too.
So... I believe I've ground hard enough, you guys ready?
What do we have here?
...Nevermind that. He spotted us.
So, that weirdo assigned a new freak to take me out... to make me pay for my crimes...
Dude, just battle. I'm getting tired of all this nonsense.
Then so be it. But don't come wailing back to that moron because you aren't any good!
You will die... you...
A pure Grass creature, hm? So that means totally weak to Signal beam...
Which is what it falls to.
Okay, but let's not get too- woah! You have...
That!?
Hm... so this one, it only really looks threatening. But it can easily fall for any super effective attack, hence it was totally smart to learn Signal beam. As for other things, we do have to watch out for what it could use if it outspeeds...
And whatever it was, it was nothing!
Alright! We won! And- where did he go?
Nobody simply 'wins' against The Run. There are special rules and requirements whenever it comes to this destructive beast. You might have physically won, but it's going to take more than that to truly overcome The Run.
Who said that!?
Who said what? Gorm didn't hear anything.
I didn't hear anything either.
No guys, I swear! It was this... this creepy voice that I can't explain!
---
This guy though... I don't trust him. He may look like a good team member on the outside, but I foresee something that could potentially bite us in the back in the future.
But will he be useful.
Yes, though. Battle wise, we must keep him alive until further notice. A mon with only one weakness... that will be extremely useful for what will be in store for following battles.
So, fellas, how is this thing? You guys have anything in store?
Well, I don't really want to share grinding 5 guys for the next area so...
Aw yesh, sweet! Now I really feel like something!
Okay, when are we going to-
After I check the team. Gorm is higher leveled because I want him to evolve as soon as possible.
Yeah, it's just... still very weird to see random mons out in the open.
An E4 member is now a regular trainer?
I believe he's just here to do regular training.
What she said. And for the record, our region is also relatively drugged up in some areas, so... hopefully you can cope.
Aaaand another legendary! Although this one is only at lvl 6.
Why I just can't trust myself to work through all this mess, this is why!
Well, at least I got a crit on it...
Don't do it. I'm pretty sure your special is not good.
What happened to it's eyes?
An actual bug here... okay?
And so that's a wrap! Next time, the first gym.