Screenshot Let's Play Fossil Fighters, but it's a Nuzlocke

For Post Game: Should deaths only count in the event of a team wipe?

  • Yes, change the rules to this

    Votes: 7 70.0%
  • No, keep the rules as they were before

    Votes: 3 30.0%

  • Total voters
    10
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Benji needed a vacation, so he went to a place with dinosaurs.

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okay man the brains' designs were awesome? they were so cool.....you could say that they were.....metal

anyway that was great! no deaths, made it look easy,

also lookin forward to unstone-ified kids, that'll be fun
 
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Today wraps up the main game! Next time, we’ll start post game.

isn't there a way to get the legends later?

Guhrekd.

Yeah but they're never referenced by any of the characters you get them from, they just sorta... appear.

Why are the brains metal faces?

Because they look COOL! I don't really know the reasoning otherwise but dang are they neat.

I can't wait! XD

Ah yes, the truest and purest of anime tropes; Defeat Means Friendship!

Also, in retrospect, much cuter. I will hug the tiny computers.

That you did!

I mean, practical... but also wholly useless. Won't be able to carry enough humans to ensure high enough genetic diverity for survival. I appreciate the offer, though. You're alright, Dynal.

And all it took to bring him around was getting his butt kicked by Benji! The power of Anime Battles!

Rosie I LOVE you! *breathless laughing*

I love that he's kept the wonderful fur outfit despite having been in the present long enough to change. What a king.

That is both ANIME AS HELL and METAL AS HELL. :banhammer:

Awww, ain't you a peach? (It's obvious but it's still nice to be acknowledged~)

Dynal, Benji was born ready.

Rosie was there at the beginning, it's only fair that she be there at the end.

Well that's... a design.

Now THESE are more the kind of design I'd expect from an Eater Of Worlds!

I don't know HOW the commentators are here but I'm absolutely overjoyed that they are XD

Well maybe you should have mentioned that BEFORE!

Rosie is the best character in a game filled with best characters.

Awwwwwwwwwww...

We'll get to them!

It's very common! Good stuff.

They're more friend-shaped.

Yeahh, Dynal's plan isn't a great one, but, well. His plans have always been bad.

Hooray, redemption arcs!

Rosie is still excellent.

jlfafd this actually comes up later. I wish he would change back, I miss the lab coat

Not sure what you were expecting!

Benji's got this! It's surprising to me that they don't send, like, Saurhead or something as backup. This seems like a very rushed plan.

Exactly! Rosie deserves it.

It's a killer tadpole, you see.

Heck yeah! And you see them much more often, too--Guhnash itself only appears twice, I believe?

I guess Benji brought a camera with him, haha!

Woulda been nice!

She's great! She's only, like, tied-for-third best character to me, though.

We'll see them again soon :)

Artistic license and psychic power over meat connections we use. (Though honestly I think it's a weapon that was created rather than a natural being.) This gives off Star Force 1 vibes by the way. No one died!

Hmm, it could be a weapon. Kinda scary to think of how big the civilization building it must've been.

No one died!

Low genetic variation is a bummer. 😔

Duna @ Rosie:


Operation 🧠 🧠 🧠 💥 is a go! (With Rosie, not Duna, as most players, I suspect, pick.)

The shields 🛡️ 🛡️ to Garret's sword ⚔️ ! o7 Let's go, Team Screw Main Idolcomp!

Benji:




Lest we smack into the planet like pieces from the S.S. Dolphin. >_>


Indeed....

YOU RIGHT, YOU RIGHT.

Heck yeah! Admittedly, I don't know much about the wider fanbase, but everyone I knew who played this as a kid picked Duna.

The Main Idolcomp suuucks, this is a fitting team name!

ADSLJFASGASFAS PERFECT.

Heck yeah!

That would be quite unfortunate, it's true.

okay man the brains' designs were awesome? they were so cool.....you could say that they were.....metal

anyway that was great! no deaths, made it look easy,

also lookin forward to unstone-ified kids, that'll be fun

AFSDFASJFLDGJSFLASF I MEAN YEAH YOU COULD SAY THAT

Honestly, Scale is just a god. And one of my postgame teammates synergizes really well with him!

Haha, about that...


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We’re back! The plan worked! Haha, nice.

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Yeah yeah, I’m glad you came to realize that global annihilation is wrong, where’s Rosie?

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Does Benji need to do another cleaning minigame? ‘Cause he will!

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It… malfunctioned..?

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So she… doesn’t remember… anything?

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Maybe if she could just see Benji…

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Sorry, Rosie.

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She’s trying, she really is…

Suddenly, the door opens.

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W… wait. There’s no way the Chieftain is talking about..!

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Remember Part 16?

THE HIP-SHAKER DANCE. It’s very important.

I was being dead serious.

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It’s certainly worth a shot! Maybe this will be the idea that works!

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It… did something!

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Yes! It worked! Welcome back, Rosie!

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But that’s not quite the end! We still have the credits to get through, followed by one final scene.

There are a couple of short scenes in the credits. They’re pretty funny! But not important for the plot. As a result, I’ll be sticking them and my commentary in the following spoiler:

Everything here autoscrolls, so I missed a few screens. I’ll try to fill in the gaps where I can.

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Sir please, the labcoat was so much less offensive to the eyes.

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Wendy deals with this nonsense a lot, I would imagine.

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Laugh track! Freeze frame! Roll credits! Oh wait they’re already doing that.

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Vivian makes a good point. You should be thankful that it’s just garbage duty, Snivels.

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Don’t we all?

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Yeah seriously is it really smart to be housing this guy in a prison he built?

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He deserves those, actually.

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Oh hey, they’re not calling Benji a cheater anymore! Nice.

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Oh hey Nevada! It’s been a while.

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I’m starting to understand how the BB Bandits managed to trap her.

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He makes a good point!

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Just roll with it, Holt. Like how the mine cars roll!

McJunker: “Now repeat after me!”

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Okay so this is a little weird. Moving right along.

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Benji is never talking to you again, murderer!

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RIP Chieftain. See you in Champions.

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Dang, did Raptin get reformed offscreen? Boo.

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The Sub-Idolcomps are all jumping. It’s cute.

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He’s gonna start using Guhnash’s brains in battle. Nobody will question it.

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This scene is special! It only plays if you chose Rosie to accompany you to Guhnash. A different scene plays if you chose Duna--it’s centered around Rosie.

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This. This is a crueler fate than what the Rosie bonus scene does.

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Duna, I’ll help you hide their bodies.

And we’re back! The credits are done now.

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It has been pretty crazy, huh? Good thing Benji was able to save the day!

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Aw shucks.

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Can do! I’ve already got plans.

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As if he would want to!

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And that’s Fossil Fighters! It holds up surprisingly well and I still love it to pieces. We’re not finished yet! As I’ve said, there’s a fair amount of post game that Benji can tackle! Harder fights, new locations… let’s hope that the battles aren’t as difficult as I remember them being, though. I’d like Benji’s Vivosaurs to, you know, live.

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Until next time!

Active:
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Garret: Spinax, Air
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Ducky: Ourano, Earth
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Umbrella: Elasmo, Water
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Scale: Nodo, Air
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Star: S-Raptor, Fire

Boxed:
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Coathanger: Coatlus, Air
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Nessie: Dilopho, Water
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Tox: V-Raptor, Air
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Danielle: Armargo, Fire
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Natural H.G. : M-Raptor, Air
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Dot: Goyo, Air

Not yet revived:
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Unnamed: Carchar, Earth
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Unnamed: Pelto, Earth

Dead:
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Frill: Shanshan, Air
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Gray: Lexo, Earth
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Firework: Nychus, Fire
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Fluffy: Alectro, Water
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Luke: Krona, Water
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Sasha: Saichan, Fire

Not dead but also not in the VMM anymore:
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Fluffy II: Igno, Legendary
 

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jlfafd this actually comes up later. I wish he would change back, I miss the lab coat

Please, doc, just wear the coat again. You're making us uncomfortable.

Benji's got this! It's surprising to me that they don't send, like, Saurhead or something as backup. This seems like a very rushed plan.

...You know you're ABSOLUTELY right! I mean yay, Rosie is best friend, but it probably should've been Saurhead coming along!


Yeah, Benji's pretty amazing. He has the power of Dinosaurs and Anime on his side.


:ohdear: No, not Rosie!

So she… doesn’t remember… anything?

But... But... She's Benji's best friend! She went and helped him fight a literal eater of worlds! She has to be okay!


*GASP* NO. You don't mean... Can she survive the sheer power of...?


THE HIP-SHAKER DANCE! :golfclap:


Well now, there's a good stealth joke for the adults in the audience!


And it ended as it began; two goofy best friends standing side by side.


Oh god no, please.


Wendy: NO.


They're very good rivals to have! And the only powers strong enough to challenge the almighty Saurhead!


Burn. Murderer!

Dang, did Raptin get reformed offscreen? Boo.

Augh dammit I wanted him to have one in the postgame a la Reeve from Phantasy Star Zero! Learning more of how he came to be how he is and helping him deal with his trauma!

Duna, I’ll help you hide their bodies.

We all will. Those guys are creeps!


A sky that Benji and Rosie saved. :love:

Until next time!

Awwww, that picture is so cute! Ducky! Perfect adorable Ducky! My beautiful child!
 

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oh no duna....it's totally okay to destroy them with robodinos, i promise

also what a cute cutscene scrawl!! what a lovely game. really looking forward to the post stuff!
 

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Oh man, that's awkward for all the kids who picked their favorite character to come with them. (So... all kids. >_>)

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Sorry, Rosie.
Consider how devastating this is for Richmond too. (Is there any mention of any other members of Rosie's family? The dude could have very well raised her. ._.)



I mean, I buy that the hip-shaking dance is a primal trauma for Rosie, shocking everything back because cartoon logic, but is this how you restore Duna's memories if you pick her too? 🤔

We've all been there. 😔



RIP Chieftain. See you in Champions.
👀 Sequel SSWL confirmed?
 

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now I'm imagining saurhead, like, actually wrestling a t-rex, except the t-rex is magic and breaths fire.

this is what the wwe should be I think.
This. This is a crueler fate than what the Rosie bonus scene does.
proof that humans do not care what you look like as long as you are conceivably fuckable
 
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Postgame begins! As a reminder, for the remainder of this run, deaths will only count in the event of a full team wipe. This is going to make my life a lot less stressful (And a lot less grindy, to boot!)

Some further housekeeping: I wrote a Duna fanfic (oops). It's short; the words just sort of appeared on the page and now it is around if you’d like to read it.

Please, doc, just wear the coat again. You're making us uncomfortable.

...You know you're ABSOLUTELY right! I mean yay, Rosie is best friend, but it probably should've been Saurhead coming along!

Yeah, Benji's pretty amazing. He has the power of Dinosaurs and Anime on his side.

:ohdear: No, not Rosie!

But... But... She's Benji's best friend! She went and helped him fight a literal eater of worlds! She has to be okay!

*GASP* NO. You don't mean... Can she survive the sheer power of...?

THE HIP-SHAKER DANCE! :golfclap:

Well now, there's a good stealth joke for the adults in the audience!

And it ended as it began; two goofy best friends standing side by side.

Oh god no, please.

Wendy: NO.

They're very good rivals to have! And the only powers strong enough to challenge the almighty Saurhead!

Burn. Murderer!

Augh dammit I wanted him to have one in the postgame a la Reeve from Phantasy Star Zero! Learning more of how he came to be how he is and helping him deal with his trauma!

We all will. Those guys are creeps!

A sky that Benji and Rosie saved. :love:

Awwww, that picture is so cute! Ducky! Perfect adorable Ducky! My beautiful child!

It's the same energy as the partner no longer joining you in PMD1's postgame. Game, nobody asked for this.

Maybe he was on another battling tour, who knows.

He does indeed.

yeahhh... she... might not be.

It's worth a shot!

any time dancing is mentioned you're like one step away from making innuendo. I honestly cannot tell how intentional this is.

:) good for them

Wendy puts up with so much.

He's pretty tough! One of the toughest upcoming fights is his.

I just kinda wanted to never see him again. He killed Sasha, it was rude.

got a plot all set out for them. it's fine, you'll get revived with superpowers.

Yesss Ducky! Excellent baby!

oh no duna....it's totally okay to destroy them with robodinos, i promise

also what a cute cutscene scrawl!! what a lovely game. really looking forward to the post stuff!

I would actively encourage it, actually.

Yeah, it's a great ending! Post game has a lot to offer us too!

Oh man, that's awkward for all the kids who picked their favorite character to come with them. (So... all kids. >_>)

Consider how devastating this is for Richmond too. (Is there any mention of any other members of Rosie's family? The dude could have very well raised her. ._.)



I mean, I buy that the hip-shaking dance is a primal trauma for Rosie, shocking everything back because cartoon logic, but is this how you restore Duna's memories if you pick her too? 🤔

We've all been there. 😔


👀 Sequel SSWL confirmed?


Yeah, the game is kind of evil like that.

No kidding. He can't be having a good time.

Duna doesn't actually have her memories wiped, but we'll see what happens if you bring her along later in the postgame.

Gotta build their own boat, now.

If I can get my hands on the rom? yes.

now I'm imagining saurhead, like, actually wrestling a t-rex, except the t-rex is magic and breaths fire.

this is what the wwe should be I think.

proof that humans do not care what you look like as long as you are conceivably fuckable

You're absolutely right. 10/10.

You're absolutely right, but this statement is a -4/10 because I hate it.


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Postgame actually has a fairly significant amount of content, including two totally new areas! We’ll find out what’s in them a bit later.

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One final newspaper! Do you think Benji gets free hotel stays now that he’s saved the world?

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This guy is still fun. We’re going to be getting the postgame’s main plot started today, so it’s time to head back to the warehouse.

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That’s new.

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Hey there! What’s happening, Diggins?

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Dang, you’re missing the Jurassic already? Sorry about that, bro.

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(I didn’t screenshot the ! in time, making this line incredibly funny)

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Dang, she didn’t? Doesn’t she know that you once built a teleporter in 250 screens?

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That’s right, the postgame mission is… a fetch quest! Don’t worry, it’s a fun fetch quest. Well, as fun as they can be.

The reward of using the teleporter isn’t as interesting to me, personally. What happens afterwards, though? I’m very excited for it.

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Huh, those are three oddly specific items! Though the idolcomp component makes some sense…

(When rereading these screens, I misread ‘goldonite’ and ‘dolomite’ and my Microbiology-poisoned brain immediately went ‘wait Diggins are you planning to grow subsurface microbes or something?’ I hope at least one person understands this)

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Let’s get this quest started! Beth here is talking about the new Dig Sites, but we won’t be visiting those today.

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As you may remember, Nevada is still doing research in the Digadiamond! Let’s see what she has to say.

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Look, listen, I know you’ve been out of the loop, but last time I left him alone for 250 screens he built a teleporter, so I have full confidence in this!

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You know what? Fair enough. Let’s give our champions some room to stretch their muscles!

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Breme’s description is so funny. Nevada’s strategy, incidentally, is to steal all your FP. It’s quite rude.

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Hey, look, I remembered that Umbrella exists!

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Over half of that LP is concentrated in one Vivosaur.

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FEATHER BLAST. It’s bad because O-Raptor doesn’t have an attack stat but it LOOKS COOL.

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Brachio, why must you be so bulkyyy

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That’s what you get for stealing my FP!

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Rude! But now that Breme is here, Umbrella can do some things.

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Snip snap he do attack.

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Bro stop STEALING my LP! You can’t even hit with it!

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You deserved that!

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Fighting Sauropods in this game is a huge drag. They’re bulky and they hit super hard, even with support effects up. One upcoming battle is actually a huge reason why the rule change is necessary--I’m not convinced it would be possible to win that stretch of battles without it.

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It’s been like five turns, why are you still alive?

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Umbrella definitely won’t be able to score the KO here, but the end is in sight!

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Alright, theeere we go.

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Thanks, Nevada! Next up: Wooly wooly woooooo!

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Not pictured: Me getting lost on the way here three or four times. I’ve been playing Fossil Fighters for over a decade now and I still can’t remember which hole leads to the pirate ship.

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Well, see, there are these people who think it’s gonna stop in 2012…

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I love Woolbeard.

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I’m pretty sure that this is the same team he had last time. My Umbrella is better.

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Plesio’s Team Skill is super cheap, so Woolbeard is spamming it. Luckily, it’s also incredibly weak.

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Elasmo’s Team Skill, on the other hand…

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Okay so it’s also not very good. Team Skills in general are pretty underwhelming for their cost. They have some niche uses, though; the biggest is that you can hit opponents without worrying about any AZ debuffs.

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Ahh, that expression is gold.

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Okay not-Umbrella maybe take a second to calm down--

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Hmm… annoying. Poison is only cool when I’m the one using it, darnit!

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Confusion is also very cool if I’m using it! Also, COME ON, one turn without poison! That’s all I want!

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Garret is back, at least!

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One quick montage later…

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That’s two components down! We’ll get the final item next time, after a brief intermission where we pick up a new teammate.

See you then!

Active:
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Garret: Spinax, Air
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Ducky: Ourano, Earth
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Umbrella: Elasmo, Water
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Scale: Nodo, Air
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Star: S-Raptor, Fire

Boxed:
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Coathanger: Coatlus, Air
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Nessie: Dilopho, Water
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Tox: V-Raptor, Air
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Danielle: Armargo, Fire
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Natural H.G. : M-Raptor, Air
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Dot: Goyo, Air

Not yet revived:
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Unnamed: Carchar, Earth
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Unnamed: Pelto, Earth

Dead:
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Frill: Shanshan, Air
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Gray: Lexo, Earth
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Firework: Nychus, Fire
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Fluffy: Alectro, Water
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Luke: Krona, Water
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Sasha: Saichan, Fire

Not dead but also not in the VMM anymore:
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Fluffy II: Igno, Legendary
 

Mattman324

ANSWER: BECOME THE NUKE
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LittleMercury

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283
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In the library with many good books
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It's 1am, I'm binging pocky, and reading Nuzlockes. Good life choices, I make them!


Fanfic! *reads* Awww. Duna we love you. You're a well-meaning mess.

any time dancing is mentioned you're like one step away from making innuendo. I honestly cannot tell how intentional this is.

There's been a fair number of lines in this game that have made me snicker and go 'They must've put that in for the parents helping little kids play'. Kind of like the stealth jokes in Rugrats back in the day!

He killed Sasha, it was rude.

Less rude, more unforgivable!


Recognition for Benji's awesomeness! See, Bethesda, this is what you keep forgetting about! (When you're not forgetting to put gameplay in your games, what the actual fuck was up with Fallout 76?) Let people recognise your awesomeness! Have them respond to you having done quests! IT'S NOT HARD.

(Also maybe fix the glitch that means I can propose to Farkas but can't actually MARRY him. I want my soft werewolf husband!)


Diggins. Pants. Make it happen!


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The reward of using the teleporter isn’t as interesting to me, personally. What happens afterwards, though? I’m very excited for it.

Ooooo, I can't wait! Given the silliness and epicness of this game, it's gonna be epic!

Look, listen, I know you’ve been out of the loop, but last time I left him alone for 250 screens he built a teleporter, so I have full confidence in this!

Give the man a sonic screwdriver and you basically have the Doctor to hand, he's that good! (Come on, it's a storyline about a time machine and I'm a Whovian, of course I was gonna make nerdy comments.)


PFFFFT! That's some grade-A sass from the game there!


Can we just appreciate how awesome Nevada is right here? She doesn't believe this nonsense for a hot second, but Benji is her friend and was happy to throw down just for the hell of it, so she keeps her word and rolls with the punches. Respect.


I won't lie, this caught me completely off-guard and I almost choked on my snacks. This game is merciless in its hilarity!
 

TricMagic

Conqueror of the Fuchsia Gym
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Dex Entry This Pokemon only rarely leaves it's cave to hunt down birbs. Oftentimes, it can only be spotted by it's strange aura in the sky.
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Pokédex No.
556
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Jul 20, 2019
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61
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Quirky
Clearly, what we all need is more time. In the day and in our lives. At least the dinos get more time to shine!
 

Bowser's Family Vacation

Johto League Champion
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Dex Entry "Am I Mario's babysitter? Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what?"
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301
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2,789
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Rash
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Postgame actually has a fairly significant amount of content, including two totally new areas! We’ll find out what’s in them a bit later.
👀 also coldfeet glacier best name for a glacier

Egge: *looks for Fossil Fighters Champions ROM*

NPC: *wants to keep a secret*
*Protagonist's perception equals reality*
Good on ya, Diggins, making sure your invention gets recognition.

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(I didn’t screenshot the ! in time, making this line incredibly funny)
Diggins: "I'm making a time machine!"
Benji: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Diggins: "Ah! I was hoping for a reaction like that!"
So what kind of non-reaction did Wendy give? 🤔

Apathetic NPCs are a special breed of fun.

How good is Nevada's strategy? 🤔

Ah. It's "hide behind the tanky Vivosaur and be annoying." Lovely. >_>

Have you ever used Sauropods in a Fossil Fighters run before? Are they good?

*cries in needing more time to sleep*
 

bhelryss

rose cultivator
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in the sunshine
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Gentle
fuck yeah dolomite!!!!!! also real pleased to see the return of nevada, girl hi!!!
 
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TheTRUEgge

TheTRUEgge

three of them?? this has gotten out of hand!
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Dex Entry This Pokémon has too many ideas for their own good.
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Pokédex No.
450
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Jul 9, 2019
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2,817
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Good Question
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Quiet
Instead of responding to emails I am updating this run. You're welcome.

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mood

or just use compy

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The perfect reaction image won't change your score.

This is how I would act in the fossil fighters universe, not gonna lie.

Funny you should mention that.

He has a point!

It's 1am, I'm binging pocky, and reading Nuzlockes. Good life choices, I make them!

Fanfic! *reads* Awww. Duna we love you. You're a well-meaning mess.

There's been a fair number of lines in this game that have made me snicker and go 'They must've put that in for the parents helping little kids play'. Kind of like the stealth jokes in Rugrats back in the day!

Less rude, more unforgivable!

Recognition for Benji's awesomeness! See, Bethesda, this is what you keep forgetting about! (When you're not forgetting to put gameplay in your games, what the actual fuck was up with Fallout 76?) Let people recognise your awesomeness! Have them respond to you having done quests! IT'S NOT HARD.

(Also maybe fix the glitch that means I can propose to Farkas but can't actually MARRY him. I want my soft werewolf husband!)

Diggins. Pants. Make it happen!


b3581f972462813507174253d3a3937f.gif


Ooooo, I can't wait! Given the silliness and epicness of this game, it's gonna be epic!

Give the man a sonic screwdriver and you basically have the Doctor to hand, he's that good! (Come on, it's a storyline about a time machine and I'm a Whovian, of course I was gonna make nerdy comments.)

PFFFFT! That's some grade A sass from the game there!

Can we just appreciate how awesome Nevada is right here? She doesn't believe this nonsense for a hot second, but Benji is her friend and was happy to throw down just for the hell of it, so she keeps her word and rolls with the punches. Respect.

I won't lie, this caught me completely off-guard and I almost choked on my snacks. This game is merciless in its hilarity!

She IS, Duna is excellent. I really like her.

Raptin sucks. I got stuck on his fight as a kid, too, actually.

One of the most charming parts of the Fossil Fighters games is that NPC dialogue changes as the game progresses. It's a nice touch.

He's wearing short shorts, it counts.

It'll be fun!

He doesn't need the screwdriver, he just needs some time off-panel!

The game has NO mercy, I love it.

Yeah, Nevada is great! It's a shame we didn't see a lot of her after chapter 2.

It's one of the best jokes in the game, I love it.

Clearly, what we all need is more time. In the day and in our lives. At least the dinos get more time to shine!

This is true!

👀 also coldfeet glacier best name for a glacier

Egge: *looks for Fossil Fighters Champions ROM*


NPC: *wants to keep a secret*
*Protagonist's perception equals reality*
Good on ya, Diggins, making sure your invention gets recognition.

Diggins: "I'm making a time machine!"
Benji: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Diggins: "Ah! I was hoping for a reaction like that!"
So what kind of non-reaction did Wendy give? 🤔

Apathetic NPCs are a special breed of fun.

How good is Nevada's strategy? 🤔

Ah. It's "hide behind the tanky Vivosaur and be annoying." Lovely. >_>

Have you ever used Sauropods in a Fossil Fighters run before? Are they good?

*cries in needing more time to sleep*

It's a good name! Makes sense, too, Benji doesn't have proper boots.

Now now, my FFC run will have a different protag. Mostly because playing as a girl in FFC gives you lesbian content and it's great.

He deserves some, his machines are pretty cool!

SLFJKSALFASF EXACTLY
she just asked him to put some pants on, probably.

They really are!

Her strategy is to annoy the heck out of me, very rude.

They can be! They're much better in FF1 than they are in FF2 because of a few changes to the battle mechanics, though. And the debilitating support effects aren't super ideal.

Don't we all?

fuck yeah dolomite!!!!!! also real pleased to see the return of nevada, girl hi!!!

I'm not alone........

Nevada is great! I missed her!!

We’ve got one more component to collect for this time machine! One problem: To do it, we’ll have to fight Dynal. And Dynal’s postgame fights (He has two) are terrifying. Like, they’re one of the reasons why that rule change was necessary for survival. Now, although I think we could probably JUST scrape by with the team I currently have, I’d like to make Benji’s victory a bit more… certain.

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And that’s why we’re here! I’m counting this as a gift catch, it just happens to be one I’m able to pick myself! And who are we picking, you might ask? Well…

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Compso! Compso is… you’ll see. I’ve used one to some success in Fossil Fighters Champions, but it got nerfed there, so I’m interested to see what makes it so good in this game!

Also, don’t worry about that DP count. I definitely just grinded my DP very very hard and did not use a cheat code to max it out. No sir.

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When I was doing this gameplay, I hadn’t cleaned fossils in like a month and it showed. Doesn’t matter, as all it does is mean my upcoming grinding session will take a bit longer.

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And here she is! This is Dune, our new teammate! Please observe and fear her support effects, as they are the main reason I decided to pick her up. Combined with Scale’s support effects, Benji’s Vivosaurs are going to be practically untouchable!

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Now it’s time to use the VMM’s ability to make new teams to my advantage! Garret is going to be entering his much-deserved retirement. He did a great job, and I’m sure he’ll appreciate the rest.

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Now it’s time to grind! Although I started with the Greenhorn Plains fighters, I quickly realized that they are no longer worth my time, and moved on to a different training buddy.

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And there we go! All done. Ten points to whoever can guess who I battled, because I took absolutely zero screenshots of the fights themselves.

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In COMPLETELY unrelated news, updated guard dialogue! These guys are my favorites.

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Okay, let’s go visit Dynal! The Dinaurian Spaceship is now accessible anytime by just hopping onto this teleporter.

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Hello, worms-for-brains.

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This line never changes again, which will become very funny in a few parts. But anyways, we weren’t here for you.

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I know what Dynal’s team is, and he really HAS been training. But Benji isn’t scared!

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(Ignore the continuity I may have taken those other screenshots earlier before chickening out)

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Part of why Dynal is scary: He has a Compso of his own! Dune is better, though. We still need to take care of his before Ducky can do anything meaningful…

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The good news is that Dynal cannot currently hit for beans. My current plan is to confuse him and hope that he switches Compso to the front.

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There we go. Look at how little damage has been dealt to our side! Dune and Scale are awesome.

OH RIGHT THERE WAS ANOTHER THING! Compso has FP Plus! All of our FP recharges are now coming in around 234 FP, which is absolutely fantastic.

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Wrong switch, but I can work with this.

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Specifically by doing… this! By complete coincidence, these three are able to use Team Skills! I haven’t looked into it, but I would assume it’s due to geological era.

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Haha, I love when crits only do 1 damage.

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Dynal has returned and I’m already over it. Look at poor Ducky’s debuffs.

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Ho boy. This is going to hurt.

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Okay, it actually wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought. And now that Dune’s debuffs have been taken into account, it’ll never happen again!

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Penta’s whole thing is bringing itself down to 1LP with Sacrifice and then using Parting Blow to wreck shop. Even with Parting Blow, though, Penta isn’t… that threatening at the moment.

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This screenshot is actually perfect. Here he comes.

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Wow, that was rude. Ducky, do me a favor and oneshot him, okay?

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Nevermind. Scale can take it from here!

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A few uneventful turns later, we win! Whew, that was mostly stress-free. Mostly. The spicy part of this team is that, if Ducky falls, neither of my remaining team members have much offensive presence at all. It’ll keep me on my toes.

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Judging by your FP recharge amount, you already are one!

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No, not really! Though, to be fair, all you asked Benji to do was a fetch quest. Those aren’t exactly difficult.

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Dang, Diggins has gotten good! He didn’t even need 250 screens that time!

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We’ll be using the time machine at a later date! For now, it’s time to check out those two new dig sites!

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Here we are in Parchment Desert. It sure is… empty. And Benji’s sonar isn’t detecting any fossils…

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Then why on earth is it a dig site?!

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I… will just take the science here at face value, this is fine.

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Oasis… seeds… okay, sure. Benji can get some of those, why not? Not like there’s anything else he wants to spend money on.

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I wonder if Coldfeet Glacier has actual fossils…

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Eyy, nice! Also, look at Ankylo! I want one, it’s got really good support effects. Though I prefer Scale’s lack of an attack debuff, honestly.

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New friend new friend new friend--

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Don’t… don’t worry about how it got so broken. Just know that some fossil rocks are significantly softer than others.

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Didn’t manage to get the head, so let’s swing by the shop to sell these other fossils and then head back!

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Ooor Benji could spend all his money on an Oasis Seed for Parchment Desert. This also works.

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Hey, these Oasis Seeds aren’t even instant! This bites. I have absolutely no idea what progresses the clock, only that it must be in-game time in some manner, since opening the game a few hours later yielded no new oasis. Guess it’s time to do more random nonsense… not like I haven’t been doing that for this entire chapter.

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Spoilers: We’re going to have to buy 4 Oasis Seeds, so Benji needs… a lot of cash. Just going to get all of that while we wait. This Blambeau quest has a cash reward, so let’s do it next.

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He probably did, but I was supposed to do this quest after hitting Rank 6, so I can’t say that I’m… terribly concerned.

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Haha, callbacks. I don’t know if this line is different before the credits roll, I didn’t think to check.

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Hey uh guys maybe you should consider removing the portrait of the police chief who tried to take over the island????? Just a thought.

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I did not miss you, Blambeau.

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His Onyx is his strongest Vivosaur. It’s Rank 4. We’re just going to…

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Yeah, that wasn’t worth anyone’s time.

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And then I forgot to pick up the cash reward until after I finished the Oasis Seed quest, the end.

… No, seriously, we’re ending the part there. Join us next time when more things happen!

Active:
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Ducky: Ourano, Earth
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Umbrella: Elasmo, Water
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Scale: Nodo, Air
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Star: S-Raptor, Fire
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Dune: Compso, Earth

Boxed:
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Coathanger: Coatlus, Air
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Nessie: Dilopho, Water
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Tox: V-Raptor, Air
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Danielle: Armargo, Fire
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Natural H.G. : M-Raptor, Air
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Dot: Goyo, Air
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Garret: Spinax, Air

Not yet revived:
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Unnamed: Carchar, Earth
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Unnamed: Pelto, Earth
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Unnamed: Cyro, Water

Dead:
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Frill: Shanshan, Air
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Gray: Lexo, Earth
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Firework: Nychus, Fire
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Fluffy: Alectro, Water
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Luke: Krona, Water
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Sasha: Saichan, Fire

Not dead but also not in the VMM anymore:
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Fluffy II: Igno, Legendary
 

bhelryss

rose cultivator
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Dex Entry this pokemon can be found encouraging plant growth in other people's gardens, but can be territorial about the resulting blooms
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Pokédex No.
4768
Caught
Jul 7, 2021
Messages
1,157
Location
in the sunshine
Nature
Gentle
"repay you back with zee duel!" is probably the funniest line in this update. i....i do want to know why oasis seeds grow into oases......that doesn't sound right, so it must have an interesting backstory

but back to ROCKS: my favorite carbonate mineral is rhodochrosite, but dolomite is really cool. kind of in love with the supersaline conditions that it can form in. dunno why, but i think it's fascinating
 

Mattman324

ANSWER: BECOME THE NUKE
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YUUSHA
Dex Entry KITA KITA KITA
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YUUSHA
Pokédex No.
159
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
2,593
Location
This forum, as of now
Nature
Adamant
Compso! Compso is… you’ll see. I’ve used one to some success in Fossil Fighters Champions, but it got nerfed there, so I’m interested to see what makes it so good in this game!
the nerf it got was a general nerf to support effects in that game. in this one you get it at max power very, very early potentially.
"repay you back with zee duel!" is probably the funniest line in this update. i....i do want to know why oasis seeds grow into oases......that doesn't sound right, so it must have an interesting backstory

it makes sense if you don't think about it at all at any point.
 

KitkatKK2

Derp
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They/She
Dex Entry This Pokémon can often be found alone in her room writing or reading. This is because she is an introvert who doesn’t feel like going outside today.
Pronouns
They/She
Pokédex No.
4273
Caught
Apr 18, 2021
Messages
1,336
Location
Canada
Nature
Quiet
How does a single seed-
You know what, nevermind lets just blame it on game physics.
In any case, good job on capturing the criminal you were supposed to get when your vivosaurs were rank 4.
 

LittleMercury

Adept
Pronouns
He/They
Dex Entry A very small trash boy last seen clawing themself out of the gender dumpster.
Pronouns
He/They
Pokédex No.
927
Caught
Oct 22, 2019
Messages
283
Location
In the library with many good books
Nature
Timid
He doesn't need the screwdriver, he just needs some time off-panel!

That isn't going to stop me making sonic jokes every time the game gives me an opportunity. XD

It's one of the best jokes in the game, I love it.

This game has some serious sass and I absolutely love it!

Also, don’t worry about that DP count. I definitely just grinded my DP very very hard and did not use a cheat code to max it out. No sir.

At least you didn't need to contact your uncle at Nintendo! (Sorry, Poketuber joke XD)


She's so tiny and cute! I love her!


Is it bad that I really want to see that competition? It sounds hilarious!


He's... improving. I'll give him that. Still, he needs to start learning NAMES before someone punches him.


You're in time out, young man! No more turning into your battle form until you learn that genocide is bad!

Dynal has returned and I’m already over it. Look at poor Ducky’s debuffs.

YEEESH. Those are insane! Poor Ducky deserves better!


Ducky happy dance!


I. I think this is actually really sweet? Because Dynal is the big important scary King Of The Dinurians but he's letting himself enjoy something in a way he probably hasn't had an opportunity to since the fall of the homeworld. It's a nice tiny bit of character development to go along with his slow unthawing as a person and I just. Love it.


Preeeeeetty sure that if it was so hot the components of the sonar were shutting down Benji would already be dead or dying. Just sayin'.


*SNRK*

Hey uh guys maybe you should consider removing the portrait of the police chief who tried to take over the island????? Just a thought.

Replace it with a picture of Benji! He actually DOES THINGS TO HELP!


Oh that hits WAY too close to home... Looking at you, Skyrim... I took on an entire base of bandits as a tiny little novice mage with about three spells to my name and all you did was give me a point in a skill I DON'T USE?! RUDE.
 

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Compso! Compso is… you’ll see. I’ve used one to some success in Fossil Fighters Champions, but it got nerfed there, so I’m interested to see what makes it so good in this game!

Also, don’t worry about that DP count. I definitely just grinded my DP very very hard and did not use a cheat code to max it out. No sir.
Grinding for stuff like DP, like the Coins in Voltorb Flip, is for chumps. I'm all for eliminating time-wasters that don't have any skill involved. :)

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And here she is! This is Dune, our new teammate! Please observe and fear her support effects, as they are the main reason I decided to pick her up. Combined with Scale’s support effects, Benji’s Vivosaurs are going to be practically untouchable!
Oh my goodness, this little girl has both Zamazenta and Zacian beat! Look out, fog doggos, Dune is coming for your weapons! ⚔️ 🛡️
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Is that something King Dynal can even enforce, though? 🤔 Can't Raptin just sneak off to go live with the humans and be a gladiator dino?

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Part of why Dynal is scary: He has a Compso of his own! Dune is better, though. We still need to take care of his before Ducky can do anything meaningful…
Did Dynal donate a ton of fossils to Diggins to get one..? 🤔

The spicy part of this team is that, if Ducky falls, neither of my remaining team members have much offensive presence at all. It’ll keep me on my toes.
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My goodness, way to put pressure on the kid! >_>

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Eyy, nice! Also, look at Ankylo! I want one, it’s got really good support effects. Though I prefer Scale’s lack of an attack debuff, honestly.
Maybe an Ankylo can be a backup.

There's actually an item just like this in Dragon Quest Builders 2. How it works in that game is that the item is worm food, and a giant sentient worm poops out a new biome. ...Yeah, maybe it's better not to ask questions. >_>

I wish news sources could be this critical of the police. 😤
 
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I’ve finished uploading all of this run’s screenshots to imgur. Just need to get through them now!

"repay you back with zee duel!" is probably the funniest line in this update. i....i do want to know why oasis seeds grow into oases......that doesn't sound right, so it must have an interesting backstory

but back to ROCKS: my favorite carbonate mineral is rhodochrosite, but dolomite is really cool. kind of in love with the supersaline conditions that it can form in. dunno why, but i think it's fascinating

It's a pretty great line; such a shame that Blambeau is... terrible at battling.
To be fair, there are at least trees??? Those grow with seeds...

That sounds like a neat rock! I'll be honest, the only rock I know by name (and whose name I did NOT learn from stardew valley) is dolomite. Microbes like eating dolomite, and it's pretty cool that there's a TON of it but nobody can really recreate it today. Spooky.

the nerf it got was a general nerf to support effects in that game. in this one you get it at max power very, very early potentially.

it makes sense if you don't think about it at all at any point.

Yeah; it's good that the overall nerf happened but dang do I miss these hilarious support effects on low-rank vivosaurs.

wdym the oasis seeds make perfect sense

How does a single seed-
You know what, nevermind lets just blame it on game physics.
In any case, good job on capturing the criminal you were supposed to get when your vivosaurs were rank 4.

Hooray for game physics!

He's been out on a rampage for ages! It's about time we put a stop to him.

That isn't going to stop me making sonic jokes every time the game gives me an opportunity. XD

This game has some serious sass and I absolutely love it!

At least you didn't need to contact your uncle at Nintendo! (Sorry, Poketuber joke XD)

She's so tiny and cute! I love her!

Is it bad that I really want to see that competition? It sounds hilarious!

He's... improving. I'll give him that. Still, he needs to start learning NAMES before someone punches him.

You're in time out, young man! No more turning into your battle form until you learn that genocide is bad!

YEEESH. Those are insane! Poor Ducky deserves better!

Ducky happy dance!

I. I think this is actually really sweet? Because Dynal is the big important scary King Of The Dinurians but he's letting himself enjoy something in a way he probably hasn't had an opportunity to since the fall of the homeworld. It's a nice tiny bit of character development to go along with his slow unthawing as a person and I just. Love it.

Preeeeeetty sure that if it was so hot the components of the sonar were shutting down Benji would already be dead or dying. Just sayin'.

*SNRK*

Replace it with a picture of Benji! He actually DOES THINGS TO HELP!

Oh that hits WAY too close to home... Looking at you, Skyrim... I took on an entire base of bandits as a tiny little novice mage with about three spells to my name and all you did was give me a point in a skill I DON'T USE?! RUDE.

Yes, Dune is a real sweetie!

Who cares about the politics of a universe where people can just revive dinosaurs, I want to see what the guard competitions look like! Do they just stand around outside a building all day???

I'm going to punch him anyways tbh.

Sure would be nice if he ever learned that lesson!

Me in most games: hehe big number go brrrr
Me in fossil fighters: oh come ON whyy

Ducky dances well!

It's pretty fun; good to see that he's getting to know human culture a little better as well.

And also?? The sonar definitely shouldn't have worked in an active volcano. Just go with it.

That would be a good decision!

Very unfortunate, yes.

Hah! Take that, email! ⚔️

Grinding for stuff like DP, like the Coins in Voltorb Flip, is for chumps. I'm all for eliminating time-wasters that don't have any skill involved. :)

Oh my goodness, this little girl has both Zamazenta and Zacian beat! Look out, fog doggos, Dune is coming for your weapons! ⚔️ 🛡️
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Is that something King Dynal can even enforce, though? 🤔 Can't Raptin just sneak off to go live with the humans and be a gladiator dino?

Did Dynal donate a ton of fossils to Diggins to get one..? 🤔

:ohdear:

My goodness, way to put pressure on the kid! >_>

Maybe an Ankylo can be a backup.

There's actually an item just like this in Dragon Quest Builders 2. How it works in that game is that the item is worm food, and a giant sentient worm poops out a new biome. ...Yeah, maybe it's better not to ask questions. >_>

I wish news sources could be this critical of the police. 😤

You'll be pleased to know that this time, I actually wrote emails before coming and writing up replies for this!

To be fair, there is SOME skill involved here, it's just extremely tedious and time-consuming. Not worth it.

She sure is!

Nah, the ability to change into a battle form is mediated by technology, so Dynal can just take that away whenever he likes.

Maybe he just acquired them through totally legitimate means like I did!

We'll be fiiine!

Diggins isn't very good with kids. He's just excited!

That would be ideal! Alas, it's up to RNG.

I mean, at least worms are known for aerating the soil...

LKJFABJFNGAFG YEAH ME TOO

As long as we’re at Rivet Ravine, we may as well poke around. There’s a new Pay-to-Dig site that’s opened--let’s find it!

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That’s expensive, but Benji can probably afford it. I say ‘probably’ because he still has 60k worth of Oasis Seeds to buy.

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Okay fine, I GUESS it was worth it. And dang, would it kill the game to give me a non-Earth type for once? I want more fire friends…

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My encounter is Pachrino! But since we didn’t get the head the first time, they will probably never be revived. I don’t want to pay again.

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Turns out those random tasks were enough to get the first oasis built, nice! Now, while I could get an encounter right now, I’m going to wait. T-rex fossils don’t become available until all four oases are built, you see.

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Speaking of, time to get on that.

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Grinding for more cash and also trying to get Cyro’s head. Coldfeet Glacier has plot, but it’s not accessible until after the Parchment Desert has been wrapped up, so it’s mostly just boring for now.

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There we go! Let’s meet Benji’s new friend!

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It’s Cyro! Cyro has a pretty neat gimmick in that it can poison AND prevent switches. I’ve never really used one, though.

Your name shall be Jean and you shall hang out in the VMM.

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Oh also we made money. Now that we have… I am making the executive decision that it’s machine TIME. Haha get it. Get it ‘cause it’s a time machi--

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Aaand we’re back. Hi Rosie! Hi Duna!

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The time machine hits the ground running, putting us right back into the action! This time, we’ll be taking Duna along, to see what sort of differences there are.

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Rosie takes it well. I’m starting to wonder if this particular scene is why I never liked her much as a kid. It really does feel like it just throws her character development out the window for a second there.

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First major difference: Dynal didn’t give Duna a communicator or a stone sleep device. You’ll see why.

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Duna knows a lot more about Guhnash than Rosie did. It makes sense, considering the Dinaurians have been studying Guhnash for millions of years.

… Wait. Guhnash has been alive for, at minimum, 500 million years. How does that track.

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This is a standout character moment for Duna. Probably my favorite scene of her in the game.

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This fight is unchanged from how it appeared in the finale, so please just imagine that battle.

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And now we’re done.

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Duna you say that so casually. It’s very funny compared to how Rosie reacts to learning this.

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Duna, presumably, has some sort of device on her that would normally work with the teleporter. I bet Diggins modified her personal teleportation device for it.

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I dunno, Duna, stone doesn’t have a very high blast resistance in Minecraft…

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Aaand that was the Guhnash fight. Let’s check out the aftermath.

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Guhnash ruins things in every timeline. So… what happened?

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… Oh…

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I wonder what made Dynal decide to change his mind. We agreed to let the Dinaurians stay on the planet!

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Yeah… Benji was lucky.

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Wouldn’t it be better to do your search here? Your planet is gone, right? What technology will you find out there, beyond the stars? After all, on Earth...

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… You may find help from an unusual place.

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Wait, you don’t??????? How?????

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Okay who taught the Chieftain slang, I just want to talk.

(I think I know who it was. We’ll talk in Champions)

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That’s right, the Hip-Shaker Dance TRANSCENDS TIMELINES. It’s that important.

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Alright, alright, it’s worth a shot!

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And she’s back! Hello, Duna.

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And the credits start to roll! Remember that Duna scene we had during them last time? It’s not here now. Instead, there’s a scene focused on Rosie.

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I missed the screenshot but she did, in fact, say diga.

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It’s unfortunate for Rosie, but at least she isn’t being harassed by some creeps. And that’s why you should always pick Duna to join you when fighting Guhnash, the end.

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Wait, no, THAT’s the end.

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And--oh. Oh ho HO I forgot that THIS was how you got the brains..!

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So I guess I have these now. I’ll be taking name suggestions! Bonus points if their names are connected in some way, I don’t care how.

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Back to business as usual now.

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Now, let’s see how that Oasis Seed is coming along!

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Oh. I… forgot to plant it. Wonderful.

Welp. Guess it’s time to screw around for a few dozen more screens.

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There we go! And now Benji has the money to buy the last two Oasis Seeds as well, awesome!

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If they taste that good you should start selling them. Fund your OWN Oasis Seeds!

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You can, uh, buy this now. If you want to for some reason.

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We’ll end this part with a quick battle against Diggins! Seems like the right thing to do.

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Okay yeah those are pretty good credentials, actually.

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Sopteryx my beloved

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That Evasion boost is really annoying but this is going to take… a while.

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Now that’s just rude!

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Thanks, Ducky, that was actually about what I wanted from you.

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Just getting some cool action shots in, because those are rad.

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Nice. All according to plan.

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Ducky, obliterate!

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I love it when the enemy can barely hit me. It’s great.

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Oi could you nOT

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Well, at least Ducky, uh, tried. And I’m honestly surprised that Scale managed to hit Allo with that.

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Ducky swapped out in confusion and now Scale is here. This is actually fine, since Stego still has its attack and defense debuffs.

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Hey, that was a healing move! Why do I never get any healing moves?!

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Scale did a surprising chunk of damage, but now I’ll let Dune do her thing.

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This team being able to use Team Skills is honestly a lifesaver, it’s saved my bacon so many times.

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Confusion switch forced Dune into the front, which is definitely not an ideal setup.

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Finally. Now I can consistently HIT my ATTACKS.

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Dune went down, but defeats only count in the event of a full wipe so we’re all good.

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I… Stego I hate you.

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Some time later… Allo is down. Wonderful.

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Thanks, I won’t!

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Back at Parchment Desert… almost there.

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And with that planted, it’s time to end the part! Join me next time where we finally do some fun stuff at the new Dig Sites.

Active:
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Ducky: Ourano, Earth
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Umbrella: Elasmo, Water
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Scale: Nodo, Air
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Star: S-Raptor, Fire
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Dune: Compso, Earth

Boxed:
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Coathanger: Coatlus, Air
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Nessie: Dilopho, Water
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Tox: V-Raptor, Air
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Danielle: Armargo, Fire
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Natural H.G. : M-Raptor, Air
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Dot: Goyo, Air
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Garret: Spinax, Air
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Unnamed: Guhvorn, Legendary
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Unnamed: Guhlith, Legendary
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Unnamed: Guhweep, Legendary

Not yet revived:
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Unnamed: Carchar, Earth
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Unnamed: Pelto, Earth
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Unnamed: Cyro, Water

Dead:
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Frill: Shanshan, Air
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Gray: Lexo, Earth
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Firework: Nychus, Fire
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Fluffy: Alectro, Water
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Luke: Krona, Water
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Sasha: Saichan, Fire

Not dead but also not in the VMM anymore:
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Fluffy II: Igno, Legendary
 

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