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For Post Game: Should deaths only count in the event of a team wipe?

  • Yes, change the rules to this

    Votes: 7 70.0%
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Benji needed a vacation, so he went to a place with dinosaurs.

YunUroko

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Wow, talk about a death march :o

Gorgo is one mean-looking Vivosaur, he would feel right at place by Skeletor's side xD

... So... How does Saurhead.. You know... Breath...?
 

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sklsfasf so how we doin whovians

What a wild weird week to be a Whovian! (I've been hiding from the fandom because the RTD fanboys are coming for me every time I say I've genuinely ADORED Chibnall's run. Like. I've seen RTD's Who. I want NEW Who and more showrunners who are willing to take a stand and say 'hey, being shitty to people isn't cool'.)

Her doing all this while still being a rat is just incredibly funny to me.

Rosie is so badass now that even being turned into a cute hat-wearing rat isn't slowing her down and I'm HERE FOR IT.

And here we get to the gimmick of this chapter: Five battles in a row. Unlike Level-Up Battles, Benji will NOT get an opportunity to change his team in between. This means that if a Vivosaur dies… things are going to get dicey.

Ut-oh... This could be scary...

Take note of where Sasha is. She will be staying there for every single battle, if I can help it. Her defensive support effect might be the only thing that keeps all of these kids alive.

Sasha is officially MVP of this update. MVP of the whole run is Ducky, obvs.

Yeah, Neo died to Garret’s AUTO COUNTER. After doing TWO DAMAGE. Auto Counter does damage equal to one tenth of the damage the opponent did, rounded to the nearest non-zero integer. So Neo was dealt one damage from Auto Counter and fainted from it.

Pfffffffffffft ahahahahahahahaha I love it when that happens!

The strategy with all these earth-types appears to be abusing team skills. Thankfully, Sasha has turned Star into a sponge. Thank you, Sasha.

Seriously, NEVER stint on the support-heavy mons!

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I quoted this simply because Paraloph looks like the Jamaican flag and that makes me think of Cool Runnings and Cool Runnings is one of my all-time favourite films.


Like.

A.

Boss.


Oh my god this GAME! XD
 

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It's gladiator time! ⚔️

What if the Elite Four and Champion were all one (1) possessive dude.

Sasha:
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OKAY OW. Spite Blast does damage equal to the max LP of the Vivosaur using it. As I have just learned, it can be pretty good! Luckily, it’s on Jara, a Vivosaur with very little LP.
Aha, Pain Split strats. Or... a similar idea. 🤔

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Yeah, Neo died to Garret’s AUTO COUNTER. After doing TWO DAMAGE. Auto Counter does damage equal to one tenth of the damage the opponent did, rounded to the nearest non-zero integer. So Neo was dealt one damage from Auto Counter and fainted from it.
What if you wanted to hype up neutral Vivosaurs but you did this.

Also, see that Ankylosaur Saurhead has? That’s Anklyo. Its support effect is like Sasha’s, only it’s EVEN BETTER. The buff is 95%.
Move aside, Zamazenta, the real embodiment of the shield has arrived! 🛡️

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Oh dang, Pachy is actually targeting a Vivosaur in the SZ! I guess I spoke too soon before.
Pachy:



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It’s Paraloph! I actually really like Paraloph’s design, it’s a shame that I’ve never gotten to use one.
Are they encounterable at this point in the game?

It's the guy from the box! :0

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Whuh oh. Enraged AND targeting Sasha… this can’t end well.
Oh no, Pachy's brain blast went through after all! :ohdear:

Yikes, having no healing items really makes battles more stressful! But Sasha the Shield lives on to defend us another day!

So conscientious. 😷

If only real-life fans could be this understanding of celebrities' privacy needs. 😔
 

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Hooo, boy! Saurhead certainly gives you a rather challenging battle, but you preserved and manage to get through!

Also, glad to see my favourite T-rex in there(despite being used by Saurhead)! Hope you got one soon enough.
 
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It’s been nearly a week since the last one! I’m losing my touch.

Perhaps. Just a bit more to go. Don't die out yet!

The main game, at least, is in sight! I don't remember how much there is to do in the post-game, so we'll have to see.

it's only found in the pay-to-dig area in rivet ravine, which is probably why you didn't know it was there.

see, this is comedy.

Ahh, that's right, I haven't done the Rivet Ravine P2D area yet. So you're saying there's a chance!

He's the most responsible person here!

Wow, talk about a death march :o

Gorgo is one mean-looking Vivosaur, he would feel right at place by Skeletor's side xD

... So... How does Saurhead.. You know... Breath...?

It's pretty amazing that I didn't lost any Vivosaurs to that one.

You're right! Got the stripey bone motif and everything.

With great effort, I presume.

What a wild weird week to be a Whovian! (I've been hiding from the fandom because the RTD fanboys are coming for me every time I say I've genuinely ADORED Chibnall's run. Like. I've seen RTD's Who. I want NEW Who and more showrunners who are willing to take a stand and say 'hey, being shitty to people isn't cool'.)

Rosie is so badass now that even being turned into a cute hat-wearing rat isn't slowing her down and I'm HERE FOR IT.

Ut-oh... This could be scary...

Sasha is officially MVP of this update. MVP of the whole run is Ducky, obvs.

Pfffffffffffft ahahahahahahahaha I love it when that happens!

Seriously, NEVER stint on the support-heavy mons!

I quoted this simply because Paraloph looks like the Jamaican flag and that makes me think of Cool Runnings and Cool Runnings is one of my all-time favourite films.

Like.

A.

Boss.

Oh my god this GAME! XD

Rosie stops for nobody! Not even a weird gun!

klasdfknaskfas you're right. Sasha does good work but Ducky does more.

It's even funnier than Rocky Helmet or Recoil because at least those both deal more damage.

Support is really helpful in what is, effectively, eternal triples! I'm very grateful.

Ooooh, it really does! Huh, I've never noticed before.

Sasha is a good girl!

The humor here is top-notch for sure.

It's gladiator time! ⚔️

What if the Elite Four and Champion were all one (1) possessive dude.

Sasha:
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Aha, Pain Split strats. Or... a similar idea. 🤔

What if you wanted to hype up neutral Vivosaurs but you did this.

Move aside, Zamazenta, the real embodiment of the shield has arrived! 🛡️

Pachy:


Are they encounterable at this point in the game?

It's the guy from the box! :0

Oh no, Pachy's brain blast went through after all! :ohdear:

Yikes, having no healing items really makes battles more stressful! But Sasha the Shield lives on to defend us another day!

So conscientious. 😷

If only real-life fans could be this understanding of celebrities' privacy needs. 😔


If it was all one guy I would have a lot of questions! I have those here, too, actually! How many Dino Medals does Saurhead carry around.

You're RIGHT.

Yeah, it's essentially Pain Split minus the healing. It could be useful if it wasn't on such a frail Vivosaur.

There are two good Neutral Vivosaurs and one of them isn't even in this game.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT!

Yeah, but only in one area that I completely forgot to visit. Benji doesn't need more air types, anyways.

Took him long enough to show!

No heals is definitely the scariest part of a FF nuzlocke. I'm just glad most battles happen pretty quickly.

He really is!

Alas...

Hooo, boy! Saurhead certainly gives you a rather challenging battle, but you preserved and manage to get through!

Also, glad to see my favourite T-rex in there(despite being used by Saurhead)! Hope you got one soon enough.

Thankfully it all went to plan!

I will probably never get a T-Rex, unfortunately. Its in a postgame area and iirc you have to spend a TON of money to even have a shot.


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Now that we’ve got Saurhead’s Mask and Saurhead’s mask, it’s time to get back on board that starship!

Also, note the game telling us where the Warehouse is, even though it was an important plot location in the last chapter! What an odd detail. Also, hello, Holt. What’s up?

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Oh? It’ll be a few parts before I remember to go back there, but Benji DOES have a catch waiting for him...

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Oh, Guard Staff. Never change.

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So, uh… this is here now.

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Diggins, how on Earth did you manage it so quickly? Benji has only been gone for… about 250 screenshots. Okay, yeah, I guess that’s enough time.

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Diggins has a good point, we ARE pretty goofy… also, why does Saurhead wear a green mask anyways? His ace is a T-Rex!

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Devastatingly, I am unable to share the audio clip of the teleportation with you. It’s very good, goes something like “nanananananaNANAVWEEEEEEEEEEEENanananananascHWOOOOOP”
Imagine Kricketune’s cry and you get something that I’ll accept as close enough.

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I’m sorry Diggins there was a WHAT oh hello fellow dinosaur man.

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Smooth.

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Why did that WORK

Onwards to exploring the ship! We never got past this teleporting room before.

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Oh? Interesting… that’s the second time Secret Site has been red text…

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But Diggins I want lore!!!

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Hm… interesting… there are a fair few statues in here, too. Is it a place of worship?

There’s one other point of interest here, let’s check it out.

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So apparently Diggins can just hack computers. Very cool skill, bro. Also wait how did you hack it if you presumably don’t speak Dinaurian, and why can it be configured to display in English.

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Huh, so it’s… some sort of diary? Or record of the ship’s travels? And… Stone Sleep Chamber? Does that mean..?

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Huh, very strange! Reviving living things from stone… where have we heard that before?

The next room has a few Dinaurian NPCs. You can talk to them as if they were any other NPC, they just assume you’re a fellow Dinaurian. Let’s see what they have to say!

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(You can break these blue crates. I didn’t have the patience to see if there’s any money in them)

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WOW THANKS BRO.

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Why do you know what coffee is though???

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Okay, yeah, I need the distraction. Let’s read some more diary drama.

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“Correct” is such an ominous word in this context… is it like that regression beam Raptin had?

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Hey, that third to last line isn’t included if you didn’t talk to that Dinaurian! Cool detail. Also further proof that the idols were NOT just TACKY they were important!

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You get a lot of lore from talking to the Dinaurians. Seems like Duna’s battle form is the result of technology, not just because she’s a dinosaur! Well, okay, a little because she’s a dinosaur.

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Oh, those things Duna had backing her up? Benji dealt with that pretty handily, despite the whole DEATH RAY thing.

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Don’t worry, we’re all ready!

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Woah, he’s big!! And look, all the other tacky idols are here too!

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That’s a relief. I’d really like to go back to a society that, well, exists.

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Since I didn’t take a shot of them actually hiding, wherever they went seems like a pretty good hiding spot! Can you see them?

Also, hi Duna. Hi, uh, not Raptin.

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Ohhhh, so THIS is King Dynal? He has, uh… cool hair.

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WH THAT’S NOT HOW EVOLUTION WORKS DYNAL

AUGH

JUST TURN ALL THE HUMANS INTO PIAKAIA IT WILL RESULT IN THE SAME THING

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Duna please don’t listen to him, he doesn’t know anything about evolution!!!

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Yesss, Duna, you go girl!

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It’s a shame that Dynal refuses to listen.

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Oh look, it’s our heroes! Did you spot them in the previous scene?

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Actually, I’ll be doing just the opposite!

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I like to think that Duna didn’t realize it was Benji until he had already shoved the mask in his pocket. Like his BW2-male-protag levels of hair pop out and she just goes “yeah I don’t know who that is” but then she recognizes his face. Somehow.

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These again! After that marathon of Saurhead fights, though, I’d say Benji’s team is more than capable of handling them.

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Odd continuity error that will make more sense later: You’re not fighting Dynal, you’re fighting a generic Dinaurian.

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Oh also we’re on A SPACESHIP. Apparently it’s orbiting the moon?

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That was a crit.

… Yeah, I’m just going to gloss over this battle unless something interesting happens.

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Gasp! The AI can switch… not that it will actually matter.

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Whenever Ducky’s on the field, they make sure that their teammates get crits. It’s just common courtesy!

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Woahhh, it almost sort of did damage! Cool beans!

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Haha nice.

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Ducky is nothing if not predictable. Thank you, Ducky.

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Aw shoot!! Benji shouldn’t have stopped to talk to Duna after winning!

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Oh, awesome, Diggins did it! We’re saved!

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OR MAYBE NOT.

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Oh no!! Not Diggins!
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HEY YOU ALREADY KINDA SORTA CAUSED THE DEATH OF ONE HUMAN TODAY, ISN’T THAT ENOUGH???

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Whew, Duna had her teleporter! But I get the feeling this is far from over…

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OH YEAH THIS IS DEFINITELY FAR FROM OVER.

But you know what is over? This chapter! That’s right, it was a short one. Join me next time when we get into the plot even further.

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Garret: Spinax, Air
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Sasha: Saichan, Fire
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Ducky: Ourano, Earth
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Umbrella: Elasmo, Water
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Tox: V-Raptor, Air

Boxed:
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Coathanger: Coatlus, Air
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Nessie: Dilopho, Water
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Danielle: Armargo, Fire
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Star: S-Raptor, Fire
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Natural H.G. : M-Raptor, Air

Not yet revived:
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Unnamed: Carchar, Earth
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Unnamed: Pelto, Earth

Dead:
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Frill: Shanshan, Air
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Gray: Lexo, Earth
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Firework: Nychus, Fire
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Fluffy: Alectro, Water
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Luke: Krona, Water

Not dead but also not in the VMM anymore:
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Fluffy II: Igno, Legendary
 

YunUroko

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... Why do I get strong Doctor Who vibes with this update...? xD The whole spaceship/time travel thing, I guess x)
 

Mattman324

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"we sent this millions-of-years-but-still-functioning device into the past, now we have to go into the past to pick it up!"

no, dipshit, I'm pretty sure you can just go search the planet for it, it should still be around. :/ aliens these days.

Why did that WORK
sometimes, even if you're saying stupid bullshit, if you're absolutely confident in it it works.
So apparently Diggins can just hack computers. Very cool skill, bro. Also wait how did you hack it if you presumably don’t speak Dinaurian, and why can it be configured to display in English.
same way the alien computers in independence day got hacked, "we needed to get from point a to point b and this is how we're doing it"
Why do you know what coffee is though???
look, you don't get it, they didn't just seed intelligent life, they also seeded the necessary ingredients to make coffee. that's why our planet has those. don't ask silly questions.

(literally everything about the dinaurians is nonsense because among other things life on earth is billions of years old so their whole thing is off by an order of magnitude, and their ship shouldn't have power because millions of years should have seen it break, and they shouldn't be speaking a language you can understand because they think you're their species. if you try to poke little holes in their shit it just exposes the bigger holes. best to not think about it.)
 

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Support is really helpful in what is, effectively, eternal triples! I'm very grateful.

God, I just imagined a Pokemon game with nothing but triple battles. I need to go lie down. :ohdear:

Sasha is a good girl!

She is a pretty girl too! Such a good friend, helping her team!


Yeah, that'll happen with stuff that advanced, planned obsolescence is a bitch.


That's an understatement on the scale of saying the ocean is a little damp!


WHAT

Why did that WORK

This game has so much sass XD

So apparently Diggins can just hack computers. Very cool skill, bro. Also wait how did you hack it if you presumably don’t speak Dinaurian, and why can it be configured to display in English.

He has magical video game hacking powers, that's why!


That is the cutest supercomputer! I wanna hug it!


Bro, fuck you. If your plans created us, then you OWE US YOUR GUIDANCE, not death! You have responsibilities to the things you create, especially when those things are PEOPLE!


BLESS YOU DUNA. I knew you were better than that! Don't worry, we'll protect you from the asshole, we promise.


Being incredibly brave and amazing!


See the Dagger fall after the Hammer fell! (I take no responsibility for what happens if you listen to his Skyrim raps.)

Ducky is nothing if not predictable. Thank you, Ducky.

I'm so proud of my parasauropholus baby! I mean I learned how to spell parasauropholus so I could be properly appreciative of their awesomeness!
 

TricMagic

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Ah yes, the stable time loop. Two reasons to go time traveling. 1, quantum sync, 2, he could just throw it in a volcano~
 

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And the all-powerful dinosaur people never invented a cooties shot? 💉 🤔 My elementary school had a cooties shot!

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So apparently Diggins can just hack computers. Very cool skill, bro. Also wait how did you hack it if you presumably don’t speak Dinaurian, and why can it be configured to display in English.
I do appreciate that this fantasy world doesn't engage in the fantasy that English is a universal language. 😌



Wait... This is... our mothership. ⚒️

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“Correct” is such an ominous word in this context… is it like that regression beam Raptin had?
:sweatdrop:

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Ohhhh, so THIS is King Dynal? He has, uh… cool hair.
He would fit right in in this video.



King Dynal:
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Oh also we’re on A SPACESHIP. Apparently it’s orbiting the moon?
And they got the commentators up here: something that seems to cause them no small amount of stress. :P

Eh, I'm not worried. The guy can certainly build himself a time machine or something in, like, 250 screenshots.
 

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Finally, the king of Dainaurians, Dynal A.K.A Dino-Sephiroth is made his appearance. Dang, those Dinomatons quite tough customer, but...why I felt they were...seems more fragile than their looks? But, things are getting real with Diggins' dissappearance...Oh boy
 
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Main story gameplay is officially finished! Just have to write up the parts now.

... Why do I get strong Doctor Who vibes with this update...? xD The whole spaceship/time travel thing, I guess x)

That's probably why, yeah

"we sent this millions-of-years-but-still-functioning device into the past, now we have to go into the past to pick it up!"

no, dipshit, I'm pretty sure you can just go search the planet for it, it should still be around. :/ aliens these days.

sometimes, even if you're saying stupid bullshit, if you're absolutely confident in it it works.

same way the alien computers in independence day got hacked, "we needed to get from point a to point b and this is how we're doing it"

look, you don't get it, they didn't just seed intelligent life, they also seeded the necessary ingredients to make coffee. that's why our planet has those. don't ask silly questions.

(literally everything about the dinaurians is nonsense because among other things life on earth is billions of years old so their whole thing is off by an order of magnitude, and their ship shouldn't have power because millions of years should have seen it break, and they shouldn't be speaking a language you can understand because they think you're their species. if you try to poke little holes in their shit it just exposes the bigger holes. best to not think about it.)

That's actually not what happens, they DO just search for it in the present! Makes sense, as time travel is only repeatable in the worst game in the series (:

can confirm, that is like half the lab experience

To be fair, he probably does know a fair bit about computers, and considering some ~future information~ it's possible that he's already familiar with Dinaurian tech. It actually tracks better than it should.

Of course, of course, how could I have missed that plot point.

(It is canon that they seeded life when life was already kinda sorta around, so you can handwave SOME of the time stuff--plus this game was made over a decade ago, there's been lots of development since then. I have no idea how their spaceship is so functional though. I'm just rolling with it. As for the English thing, what makes the most sense to me is that they learned it to trick humans into getting into their stuff? And translated it onto computers 'cause that's a very easy way to learn.

God, I just imagined a Pokemon game with nothing but triple battles. I need to go lie down. :ohdear:

She is a pretty girl too! Such a good friend, helping her team!

Yeah, that'll happen with stuff that advanced, planned obsolescence is a bitch.

That's an understatement on the scale of saying the ocean is a little damp!

WHAT

This game has so much sass XD

He has magical video game hacking powers, that's why!

That is the cutest supercomputer! I wanna hug it!

Bro, fuck you. If your plans created us, then you OWE US YOUR GUIDANCE, not death! You have responsibilities to the things you create, especially when those things are PEOPLE!

BLESS YOU DUNA. I knew you were better than that! Don't worry, we'll protect you from the asshole, we promise.

Being incredibly brave and amazing!

See the Dagger fall after the Hammer fell! (I take no responsibility for what happens if you listen to his Skyrim raps.)

I'm so proud of my parasauropholus baby! I mean I learned how to spell parasauropholus so I could be properly appreciative of their awesomeness!

yeah it would be. um. yeah.

Yes!! Doing her best!

ASFSFJLGKD YOURE RIGHT

and it's great for it

true! very true

I would not recommend it. It wants to commit war crimes.

THANK YOU! but no, he's just decided that we aren't worth it.

Glad she's on our side now!!

He's just vibing.

asdfaf yeah

They're so good!!! such a good chilb

Ah yes, the stable time loop. Two reasons to go time traveling. 1, quantum sync, 2, he could just throw it in a volcano~

Dang, I wish he just threw it in a volcano

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And the all-powerful dinosaur people never invented a cooties shot? 💉 🤔 My elementary school had a cooties shot!

I do appreciate that this fantasy world doesn't engage in the fantasy that English is a universal language. 😌


Wait... This is... our mothership. ⚒️

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:sweatdrop:

He would fit right in in this video.


King Dynal:
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And they got the commentators up here: something that seems to cause them no small amount of stress. :P

Eh, I'm not worried. The guy can certainly build himself a time machine or something in, like, 250 screenshots.


Nobody will know!

my thoughts exactly.

They're behind the times!

It's just a universal enough language for the plot!!

... Well drat now I want to see humans claim the spaceship and just bounce.

Can't believe the Dinaurians know what coffee is...

evidently!

Nahhh, they're fine.

You're right! he's resourceful.

Finally, the king of Dainaurians, Dynal A.K.A Dino-Sephiroth is made his appearance. Dang, those Dinomatons quite tough customer, but...why I felt they were...seems more fragile than their looks? But, things are getting real with Diggins' dissappearance...Oh boy

To be honest, the Dinomatons aren't actually that great. They just take a while to kill.


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Yup, that sure is a chapter title… it’s a darn accurate one, too.

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He really did… wow, I hadn’t even stopped to consider it before now. Poor guy.

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Lost, huh? What vague language. I’m sure it’ll never get expanded upon or anything.

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OH. WELL THAT SURE IS A BOMBSHELL HUH. I guess that would explain why dinosaurs happened?? Maybe?????

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That’s nice and all, but why not plant literal seeds? Work on getting some flora and fauna down there? You have stone sleep technology, you could just do all your work and then nap for a few hundred million years.

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Okay that’s very sci-fi, admittedly. So that’s why Raptin had that gun!

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Ah… I see. So that’s how humans came about, then?

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It’s a lot to take in, that’s for sure. Only one thing is important right now, though.

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Exactly. Luckily, our sonar is still equipped to find tacky idols, so it shouldn’t prove to be too difficult.

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Oh, finally some good news! I’m glad Rosie has finally wound up with a curse that resolves itself after a while. Let’s go check up on her.

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But not before checking up on the guards. They’re experiencing some side effects from the mouse beam. Unfortunate.

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Rosie, dear, you have a human mouth again. How are you even making those noises?

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Haha. At least she’s figured it out now!

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Ah, right. About Diggins…

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That’s… not a bad question to ask, actually. But it doesn’t matter anyways.

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Right, right. Now is the time for action! The sooner we find the idol, the less likely it is that the Dinaurians will beat us to it.

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Aw, that’s very sweet of you, Rosie. Doesn’t seem like it’s quite sunken in for Duna yet.

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Huh, seems like it! Aw man, I bet we’ll have to go back to that junk area again. And now we have to pay for it! This bites.

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Ah, hm… that doesn’t seem like a great sign.

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Apparently so! Luckily, Benji is no stranger to fetch quests.

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Uh oh! Well, that’s rather unfortunate. I guess Benji will be taking this one on his own…

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Montage time! Let’s start in Greenhorn Plains and find those fragments!

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Yes, I’m going out of order. Nothing you do can stop me.

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And that’s all of them! Thankfully, none of them were difficult to find at all. And with no BB Grunts guarding them or anything, it was a pretty easy journey! Let’s head back and get them assembled.

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Eh? But Benji definitely found all the pieces on the radar…

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That sounds… pretty important.

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Oh! The place Dr. Diggins mentioned while we were on the Starship!

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Woah, Fossil Fighting is all because of one abandoned spaceship??

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Remember that Dinaurian NPC who was talking about a crashed scouting ship? I love how NPC dialogue ties into the plot like this, it’s such a nice detail.

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That settles it, we’re headed for Secret Island!

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Haha, just kidding. Benji has a catch, remember? And along that vein, there are a handful of side quests that I’d like to take care of before wrapping up the plot.

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Okay, so that didn’t take long at all. Look, it’s Goyo! Still need to find a head, though.

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Here she is! Goyo is… not very good, if I’m being perfectly honest. Sorry, Goyo. I shall name you Dot and send you to hang out in the VMM.

I’ve got more business to attend to in Rivet Ravine, but that’s going to wait until next time! See you then.

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Garret: Spinax, Air
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Sasha: Saichan, Fire
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Ducky: Ourano, Earth
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Umbrella: Elasmo, Water
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Tox: V-Raptor, Air

Boxed:
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Coathanger: Coatlus, Air
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Nessie: Dilopho, Water
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Danielle: Armargo, Fire
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Star: S-Raptor, Fire
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Natural H.G. : M-Raptor, Air
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Dot: Goyo, Air

Not yet revived:
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Unnamed: Carchar, Earth
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Unnamed: Pelto, Earth

Dead:
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Frill: Shanshan, Air
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Gray: Lexo, Earth
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Firework: Nychus, Fire
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Fluffy: Alectro, Water
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Luke: Krona, Water

Not dead but also not in the VMM anymore:
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Fluffy II: Igno, Legendary
 

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Yup, that sure is a chapter title… it’s a darn accurate one, too.
*sees chapter title* *sees update title*
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Diggins: "They'll have to forgive my student debt if I save mankind~"

I also like how Richmond immediately accepts that Duna has switched sides. Have they even met before?

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if this is the case thatd be so funny

Evolutionary biology has been solved. 😤

I love that Dynal also never thinks that these new dinaurians would presumably develop the same culture too, lol.

Maybe the real lesson was the inter-species empathy we learned along the way. 🌈

this is so sad benji play despacito

I mean, I was making a joke before, but maybe it isn't one. 🤔

Montage time! Let’s start in Greenhorn Plains and find those fragments!



Dinaurians: "Let's make dinosaur people. :D"
Humans upon finding a dinaurian ship: "Let's make dinosaurs, people! :D"
commas change lives
 

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I would not recommend it. It wants to commit war crimes.

Ain't that always the way when it comes to computers filled with doom...


:ohdear:



I can't be the only person whose thoughts instantly went to certain planet-stealing events in the Medusa Cascade, can I?

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Like... Absolutely understand and appreciate the motivation. 10/10 for reasoning, negative several million on the actual execution...


...Wait. Using a giant alien computer to not-so-subtly guide the evolution and progress of life? It's fucking Mother Brain all over again! (Now there's an old reference for you.)

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(THIS FUCKING BITCH. EVERY TIME SHE TURNS UP I WANT TO BURN DOWN THE WORLD BECAUSE FIGHTING HER IS THE ACTUAL WORST.)



DAMN RIGHT MISTER RICHMOND.

Oh, finally some good news! I’m glad Rosie has finally wound up with a curse that resolves itself after a while. Let’s go check up on her.

:wooper:Yay! Let's go see the best girl!


Oh Rosie. <3 You're just the best.


Damn right, girl! You've had your cry and now you're gonna go out there and be amazing!


God she's grown so much and I love her! Look at her now, standing up to really horrible situations and going "No, I'm gonna do everything I can!"


Rosie. I can't. You're too precious. You are the BEST.


Dot may not be great but LOOK AT THAT DESIGN! I love her so much!
 

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plus this game was made over a decade ago, there's been lots of development since then.
yeah sure but dinosaurs turning into birds was known by the mid aughts (that was a result of discoveries in the 90s), and the longstanding theory was that mammilian evolution from reptiles was also around the early-mid triassic, so...
And translated it onto computers 'cause that's a very easy way to learn.
right sure but also they think you're dinaurians and they are dinaurians and they're on the dinaurian ship.

they should be speaking their language on their ship.

if i'm walking around on the streets in america i don't suddenly converse with other americans in japanese, on the off chance that they're japanese mountain monkeys in a trenchcoat.
That’s nice and all, but why not plant literal seeds? Work on getting some flora and fauna down there? You have stone sleep technology, you could just do all your work and then nap for a few hundred million years.
yeah this seems needlessly complex. you're already terraforming, just... make all the conditions needed for your species and prey items and such, then put yourself down there. :/
Ah… I see. So that’s how humans came about, then?
more importantly - the dinaurians are singularly responsible for every single extinction event, minor and major, except the Great Oxygenation Event (way too old) and the Holocene (because that's humans).

although the game seems to be missing its years up, so assuming they're just off by a few million and the things they're saying are accurate, they actually arrived at the start of (and caused the start of) the cambrian period, which would mean they're responsible for the massive upswell of life from the Cambrian Explosion - if that's the case, they very well might have been just after the End-Ediacaran extinction as well, though reasonably they might have caused it too.

this is important to note because if it's true it means the dinaurians are responsible for a genocide on a scale that even humans have gone nowhere near replicating. the holocene, thus far, has only barely justified itself as a "major extinction event", and while it's possible it could get worse... like, the Cretaceous-Paleogene is the extinction event everyone remembers because it killed the dinosaurs and like 50% of life, but it's the other smallest major extinction event. most of the time we're looking at like 75-90% of biodiversity lost. if they're suggesting that they caused that, that's fucking brutal.
 

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... They lost their planet, huh? Doctor Who vibes intensify! (Seriously, that reminds me a lot of Season 4, with several people talking about how they lost their world or are investigating planets that vanished for no reason)

Hum... What if that accident that shut down the idols was actually the meteor crashing into Earth? I guess that'd be enough to jam it, and given that mammals thrived after it, that would make sense.

So, Rosie's full name is Rosetta...? If her family name is Stone, then that would explain how she's able to speak different languages across the game 8D

Goyo may not be good, but it sure is FA-BU-LOUS
 
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Time to get sidetracked! The reason will become clear later.

*sees chapter title* *sees update title*
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Diggins: "They'll have to forgive my student debt if I save mankind~"

I also like how Richmond immediately accepts that Duna has switched sides. Have they even met before?

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if this is the case thatd be so funny

Evolutionary biology has been solved. 😤

I love that Dynal also never thinks that these new dinaurians would presumably develop the same culture too, lol.

Maybe the real lesson was the inter-species empathy we learned along the way. 🌈

this is so sad benji play despacito

I mean, I was making a joke before, but maybe it isn't one. 🤔



Dinaurians: "Let's make dinosaur people. :D"
Humans upon finding a dinaurian ship: "Let's make dinosaurs, people! :D"
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Fetch quests will end the world, you heard it here first.

He's not wrong! I hope.

Presumably he's just taking Benji's word for her goodness, as they have not met.

You're right, that would be hilarious. Alas, we learn of the true cause... eventually.

I mean I GUESS I'm mad

Yeah he really didn't think this one through at all. What a joke.

At least some of that is going on...

i can't believe a character died in a kids game

Duna gets disappointingly little time to reflect on how it felt to leave her own people when she realized that their ideology was going to cause the death of every being on Earth. It probably would've been too heavy, so I'm glad at least some of it happens.

Yeah pretty much

IT'S A REASONABLE STRATEGY WHAT CAN I SAY

Ain't that always the way when it comes to computers filled with doom...

:ohdear:

I can't be the only person whose thoughts instantly went to certain planet-stealing events in the Medusa Cascade, can I?

images


Like... Absolutely understand and appreciate the motivation. 10/10 for reasoning, negative several million on the actual execution...

...Wait. Using a giant alien computer to not-so-subtly guide the evolution and progress of life? It's fucking Mother Brain all over again! (Now there's an old reference for you.)

MotherBrain.jpg


(THIS FUCKING BITCH. EVERY TIME SHE TURNS UP I WANT TO BURN DOWN THE WORLD BECAUSE FIGHTING HER IS THE ACTUAL WORST.)


DAMN RIGHT MISTER RICHMOND.

:wooper:Yay! Let's go see the best girl!

Oh Rosie. <3 You're just the best.

Damn right, girl! You've had your cry and now you're gonna go out there and be amazing!

God she's grown so much and I love her! Look at her now, standing up to really horrible situations and going "No, I'm gonna do everything I can!"

Rosie. I can't. You're too precious. You are the BEST.

Dot may not be great but LOOK AT THAT DESIGN! I love her so much!

Alas, tis.

It's probably a good thing the Dinaurians were kind of inept, because humans wouldn't exist otherwise!

Apparently giant robots just like to destroy entire populations??

Thanks Richmond, you're not as cool as your granddaughter but you're still neat.

Rosie is, admittedly, quite great.

Heck yeah, she's definitely gonna do stuff! Totally.

Good for her! Good for her.

She's trying! She really is.

Gosh yeah, Goyo is definitely a nice one!

yeah sure but dinosaurs turning into birds was known by the mid aughts (that was a result of discoveries in the 90s), and the longstanding theory was that mammilian evolution from reptiles was also around the early-mid triassic, so...

right sure but also they think you're dinaurians and they are dinaurians and they're on the dinaurian ship.

they should be speaking their language on their ship.

if i'm walking around on the streets in america i don't suddenly converse with other americans in japanese, on the off chance that they're japanese mountain monkeys in a trenchcoat.

yeah this seems needlessly complex. you're already terraforming, just... make all the conditions needed for your species and prey items and such, then put yourself down there. :/

more importantly - the dinaurians are singularly responsible for every single extinction event, minor and major, except the Great Oxygenation Event (way too old) and the Holocene (because that's humans).

although the game seems to be missing its years up, so assuming they're just off by a few million and the things they're saying are accurate, they actually arrived at the start of (and caused the start of) the cambrian period, which would mean they're responsible for the massive upswell of life from the Cambrian Explosion - if that's the case, they very well might have been just after the End-Ediacaran extinction as well, though reasonably they might have caused it too.

this is important to note because if it's true it means the dinaurians are responsible for a genocide on a scale that even humans have gone nowhere near replicating. the holocene, thus far, has only barely justified itself as a "major extinction event", and while it's possible it could get worse... like, the Cretaceous-Paleogene is the extinction event everyone remembers because it killed the dinosaurs and like 50% of life, but it's the other smallest major extinction event. most of the time we're looking at like 75-90% of biodiversity lost. if they're suggesting that they caused that, that's fucking brutal.

It's confirmed more definitively later that the Dinaurians planted these lifeforms during the early Cambrian Explosion, and that's honestly the only timeline thing the game states. It kinda handwaves that the rest of history happened as it did in our universe.

okay, you've got me. by all accounts it doesn't make sense.

It really does! I can only assume they didn't have a seed bank or anything?? At that point you'd think it's worth it to just find a vaguely habitable planet and enter stone sleep in orbit. Have someone wait up every few hundred million years to see if it's terraformed enough. Like dang.

That's never really implied in the text, though? Most extinction events have a pretty definitive cause--meteors, mass volcanic eruptions, oceans receding or expanding--and none of those are things that the Dinaurians would have had control over with their regression rays. So I wouldn't say that the game is suggesting that they caused any of those--and, with minor spoilers for later, it turns out the sub-idolcomps fucked off within 10-20,000 years, so there was no way for the main one to do anything

... They lost their planet, huh? Doctor Who vibes intensify! (Seriously, that reminds me a lot of Season 4, with several people talking about how they lost their world or are investigating planets that vanished for no reason)

Hum... What if that accident that shut down the idols was actually the meteor crashing into Earth? I guess that'd be enough to jam it, and given that mammals thrived after it, that would make sense.

So, Rosie's full name is Rosetta...? If her family name is Stone, then that would explain how she's able to speak different languages across the game 8D

Goyo may not be good, but it sure is FA-BU-LOUS

It's certainly interesting... wonder how it got lost?

Could've been! The game does actually tell you when it happened later, which is nice.

Thankfully, I am like 90% sure her last name is also Richmond, so that pun was just barely avoided.

It is!


After doing some digging (heh), I realized that there’s a Dig Site we can currently access that isn’t tied to the main story and is also free! So today’s business will include unlocking that and getting a catch there. Probably some other stuff too, who knows.

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To get to this new, secret Dig Site, we need to come to the Fossil Guild! As long as we’re here, Benji cleared out his fossil case for the first time in ages. Also, this guy sells BB Masks now. BB beeeee.

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What we need to do is talk to the Info Clerk. After some testing, I determined that each time you enter the shop, he’ll select up to two new pieces of information to tell you about. Every time he talks to you, he’ll either say something about one of those or something about a piece of information he gave you on a prior visit. Since you NEED to talk to him for the Dig Site entrance to appear, this part of the process was a real pain.

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This isn’t the quest Benji needed to get, but it is one that will net him some money and some Battle Points, which are always helpful. It’s meant to be taken on way, way before this, so I’m not too concerned about difficulty or anything.

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Buddy, I have bad news for you.

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Wait, how does he poach fossils? Can’t you dig up literally any of them?

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That aside, this is him. Where did you get that gun, bro?

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Awww not fair, I want a Lambeo!!

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As you may have noticed, that Lambeo was Rank 2. I hope you can forgive me for not taking screenshots.

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To be honest, this would’ve been a nice quest to remember existing back when I was grinding money for Fossil Chips. Ah well.

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Ha, I’ve deliberately prevented Benji from getting the education he needs to help Nick Nack. We’re safe.

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Aha! That’s what I was looking for! Let’s go investigate these Mole Holes.

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A ladder! I haven’t thought about this area in genuine years, so the wiki was very helpful while I was doing this.

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That’s right! A real Secret Tunnel! It has a new name and new encounters, so this is a new area for finding fossils! There’s also a dude here. What’s up with that?

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Okay, so this line of dialogue is NEVER explained. What weird birds were they running from??? For the purposes of this Nuzlocke, they were running from a swarm of Togekiss.

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Quest attained! We will definitely do that. But first: Encounter.

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Another Air Type? Game, please, I already have so many.

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A bit further down the tunnel is… this. SO! Quick anecdote. This is probably the least-intuitive puzzle in the entire game, and that is including that time we got locked in the Digadiamond. The solution, as you may have guessed, involves going down the tunnel with the big O sign. However, you have to do it three times. The game gives no indication that you’re on the right track; all it does is tell you when you’ve done it wrong. This flummoxed me so badly that I don’t think I ever finished it when I was a kid. It’s so weird!

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Once you’ve passed through the correct tunnel, you’re returned to the beginning, slate and all. This is why it was so confusing--it feels like you did something wrong.

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Once you’ve solved the puzzle, the game is nice enough to tell you that you’re in a new tunnel. Let’s see what this one has to offer.

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A treasure chest? I see… the plaque at the beginning said something about how you need to be pure of heart to solve the puzzle, right? I bet it was referring to this treasure. Only a thief would open the chest! And while Benji has totally looted places before, today he will turn over a new leaf.

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Goodbye, treasure chest!

Like before, you have to do this three times.

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There is some difference this time, though! The chest is getting larger, as if to become more tempting. It’s honestly very funny.

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That’s probably because you’re referring to a crystal, sir. Those aren’t bones.

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Did… did you not notice he wasn’t with you? I am astounded.

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Something something “two friggin’ boulders”

There are no VMMs down here, so we have to backtrack all the way through the tunnels. At the entrance…

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Thanks for the mask, I guess! Still unclear on if you guys are moles or not and frankly this raises even more questions than it answers.

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Sigh. Thanks, Lemo.

Okay, now it’s time to CLEAN.

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I forgot to take revival screenshots initially, whoops. It’s Nodo! I ended up tackling some plot before I got full screenshots for them, so the following screenshots are from… the fuuuture.

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This is Nodo! Check out those support effects, they’re just as good as Sasha’s! Attacks are just about as underwhelming, but Power Scale is an interesting move that could end up being useful in the future.

Their name will be Scale. Get it? It’s a bad joke. For now, they’ll join the box.

Okay, returning to the past now…

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Beth’s dialogue is pretty funny here. Off to Secret Island! Hopefully we’ll find the last component there.

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Secret Island has a nice beach, but the main draw is, of course, the crashed spaceship with a conveniently-placed hole. I bet Duna’s already exploring inside.

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Hi Duna! The floor patterns here are pretty identical to the mothership. I wonder why this one crashed..?

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We didn’t really reshape the entire thing, we just brought back the cool parts. Which, to be fair, IS an entire thing that humans just love doing, so you have a point.

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New catch! Benji’s entire box is just going to be air types, isn’t it.

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The computer is still functioning! That’s pretty impressive, seeing how disrepaired the rest of the ship is, but I’m not too surprised. After all, the mothership’s computers were still running after, presumably, hundreds of millions of years of no maintenance whatsoever.

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Guhnash? That sure is… a name. What is it?

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Ah, so the computer sent the crew off automatically. That explains why they didn’t know what caused the ship to malfunction.

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… Wait. So when you said that your world was lost, that was LITERAL? Some giant monster just came and ATE it?

That’s terrifying! Can’t wait to inevitably throw hands with this guy.

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Ah… I’m sorry your people went through that, Duna. Losing an entire planet to a monster you can’t even stop? That’s awful.

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There are multiple rooms in this ship, so I grabbed another fossil as a second encounter. I don’t remember if I actually went through with cleaning it, though.

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Not even the Secret Island is immune to the random spawning of VMMs.

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That’s… a good question. I guess Richmond could have left it here when he first scouted the island, but it looks really old…

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It’s… the origin of the sandal fossils??????

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Okay but I wanna know who left the sandal fossil!!

There are more tablets scattered around the ship.

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I’m starting to get an idea of who these might have come from. Did Diggins come all the way to the Secret Island in the past? Before he died?

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Ever the scientist, Diggins is.

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And that’s the last one. So I guess Diggins must have moved on.

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A ‘Prepare for battle’ prompt? That’s ominous. But Benji’s team is as good as it’s going to get!

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Wait! If it’s a human, could it be..?

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The idol fragment too? There’s no way this is a coincidence. Let’s get back and solve this mystery!

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Whuh oh.

Active:
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Garret: Spinax, Air
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Sasha: Saichan, Fire
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Ducky: Ourano, Earth
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Umbrella: Elasmo, Water
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Tox: V-Raptor, Air

Boxed:
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Coathanger: Coatlus, Air
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Nessie: Dilopho, Water
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Danielle: Armargo, Fire
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Star: S-Raptor, Fire
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Natural H.G. : M-Raptor, Air
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Dot: Goyo, Air
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Scale: Nodo, Air

Not yet revived:
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Unnamed: Carchar, Earth
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Unnamed: Pelto, Earth

Dead:
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Frill: Shanshan, Air
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Gray: Lexo, Earth
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Firework: Nychus, Fire
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Fluffy: Alectro, Water
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Luke: Krona, Water

Not dead but also not in the VMM anymore:
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Fluffy II: Igno, Legendary
 

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Most extinction events have a pretty definitive cause--meteors, mass volcanic eruptions, oceans receding or expanding
actually we don't know the cause for most extinction events. hell, even the cretaceous-paleogene one is just a well thought guess, and even the most recent pre-holocene one is mostly guesswork.

i think one of the only ones that's really pinned down is, like, the Middle Miocene, because it happened to coincide with a lot of tectonic movement that fucked up a bunch of ocean currents and caused temperatures to go haywire everywhere as a result. hell, the end-jurassic "extinction" technically wasn't even really an extinction event as far as evidence suggests, even though we thought it was one for years.

ironically the only one we really do know a lot about is the late devonian one, because it's useful for oil companies :v though even there we're not certain if the oceans suddenly losing their oxygenation was a cause of or symptom of the extinction, or to what degree it's both.

(we also know what the holocene extinction is because, well, as they say in the business, "you best start believing in mass extinction events, you're in one."
ah yes thank you for translating stuff for us on this computer when we previously didn't need things translated some of the time on your ship, that's very nice and not raising questions :v
 

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It's probably a good thing the Dinaurians were kind of inept, because humans wouldn't exist otherwise!

I mean that's probably how we're going to end up with some kind of artificial life form eventually, so... relatable?

Apparently giant robots just like to destroy entire populations??

Well I mean Mother Brain was a giant supercomputer developed to control an entire solar system... And then she got latched onto by Dark Force... Look it's Phantasy Star stuff, the lore is fascinating but it'd take me about six pages worth of posts to explain it all. Just take it as read, we should never give out lives over to the computers!

Gosh yeah, Goyo is definitely a nice one!

The designs in this game are generally badass :D


SHAPED LIKE FRIEND.

The computer is still functioning! That’s pretty impressive, seeing how disrepaired the rest of the ship is, but I’m not too surprised. After all, the mothership’s computers were still running after, presumably, hundreds of millions of years of no maintenance whatsoever.

God, forget the fossil resurrections, give us THAT tech!


Oh shit, it's a Galactus!


*PFFT* I don't know why this line is so gosh-dark funny but it's hilarious!


If it's Bull-for-brains I vote we let Duna eat him.
 

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Oof. As a French, that French accent was something to read xD

... Can we go back to my meteor-crashing theory? It's nicer and less dangerous than this whole world-eating monster thing ;w;

And okay, this game is way more hilarious than I thought. That tie in with the sandal fossil is pure genius.
 

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