Play by Post Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Argentum]

Unfortunately, due to the fact everybody forgot Jennifer’s name she falls into a deep depression.

 

[OmegaAlphaDelta123]

Fortunately, since Aureum remembered Jennifer's name, her depressive symptoms were slightly taken away.

 

[PageEmperor]

Unfortunately, a magic turtle brainwashed him into forgetting her name shortly before that was mentioned.

 

[Argentum]

Fortunately, he’s currently seeking mental help in order to undo the brainwashing.

 

[redninjapuffle]

Unfortunately, he does not know where to go

 

[The Man of Many Names]

Fortunately, he looks up locations on the internet and finds a clinic that'll treat him.

 

[JavierE64]

Unfortunately, the clinic is too expensive, and he's unable to pay for the operation.

 

[redninjapuffle]

Fortunately, he starts a go fund me and people give him enough money for the operation

 

[KirbySSU]

Unfortunately, nobody uses GoFundMe and the operation is fruitless nonetheless.

 

[Hydrochlorinate]

Fortunately, he remembered that he had a bunch of donations on Patreon.

 

[LHarm]

Unfortunately, Team Rocket stole his money!

 

[KirbySSU]

Fortunately, they triggered a mine and are blasting off again!

 

[redninjapuffle]

unfortunately, he is caught in the blast

 

[LHarm]

Fortunately, it was a dud bomb!

 

[VGBM]

Unfortunately, that means Team Rocket is still there to steal his money.

 

[Hydrochlorinate]

Fortunately, there was a second, smaller bomb that targeted Team Rocket

 

[KirbySSU]

Unfortunately, it was not Team Rocket, it was Dio Giovanni himself!

 

[The Man of Many Names]

Squirby was never meant to be released...and now society must pay for its folly.