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[Sanctell]

Income Tax (Move): Reduces the amount of money scattered by Pay Day. Fails if no Pokemon has used Pay Day this turn.

 

[mondograss]

Ability - Flaunt

This Pokemon proudly shows off its held item to the opponent the first time it is sent out during battle.

 

[Neb]

Item - Feather

Lowers the user's weight to 0.1 lbs., but they are restricted to only using heavy slam.

 

[khorale]

Ability: Dizzy. The pokemon is perpetually in the state of confusion.
Item - Repeat button. Once you use a move, the pokemon will keep using it like it's on encore until it faints. The pokemon cannot be switched out.

 

[Argentum]

Ability: Nullify
This ability nullify it’s user’s moves when they try to use them.

 

[mewstein]

Water Torture: A move that inflicts 0 damage on 2-5 consective turns, but produces an few extra rows of annoying text for the player to scroll through during the battle.

Panic Buy: An ability similar to Pick Up, except the Pokemon picks up bottles of hand sanitiser and bags of dried pasta which have absolutely no function in-game. (You may be able to sell them for a hefty mark-up though...)

 

[OmegaAlphaDelta123]

Shiny Goggles: These goggles will make all wild Pokemon appear shiny. All non-shiny Pokemon will revert to their regular coloration after capture. There is no way to tell the non-shines and shines apart while using this item.

 

[Electro]

Center Stage: This Pokemon always behaves as if it is under the effects of Follow Me.

 

[Argentum]

Procrasination (Ability): The Pokemon will attack the opponent... eventually. Hopefully tomorrow!

 

[redninjapuffle]

Spirit bomb (move): 100% accurate one hit move that needs 20 turns to charge up, mon must be on field entire time

 

[Kazzius]

Fashionista (Ability): All Pokemon in your team are guaranteed to look more fashionable than the opposing Pokemon in battle.

 

[Hydrochlorinate]

Turbulence (ability): Pokemon with this ability take 1/16 max HP damage when under the effects of Tailwind or Delta Stream. Also activates when hit by a flying type move.

 

[Arie Kazami]

Sickness(Ability): Pokemon loses HP each turn during battle and getting worse as the fight goes on(Think Badly Poisoned, only it also affect Poison-type)

 

[greenbeanbottle]

Pacifist (Ability): This Pokémon's physical and special moves will not do damage when used on an opponent.

 

[sky_]

Application Form (ability): if in the PC Box, the Pokemon produces a held item called "Resume" or "CV" with all the reasons that they deserve to take a slot on the team. The skills written on the held item include "might not die in one hit" and "can maybe use a move to deal chip damage". The held item cannot be sold, only tossed away. The only Pokemon with this Ability are: Unown, Luvdisc, Magikarp

 

[KirbySSU]

Dowsing Machine X: (Key Item) If the player tosses an item, using this allows them to pick it back up.

 

[sky_]

Ability: Naptime - the Pokemon spends their turns attempting to fall asleep on the battlefield instead of doing anything else. If they wake up, they then try to fall back to sleep again immediately.

 

[KirbySSU]

Emoji attack: This move has 100% accuracy, is a 1hit ko, and bypasses protect and abilities. It’s animation forces the user to watch the entirety of the Emoji Movie. This attack’s “animation” occurs even when Battle Animations are turned off.