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Play by Post Corrupt A Wish

Thread Description
Unleash your inner leprechaun

greenbeanbottle

My nuzlockes are beyond human understanding
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
2637
Caught
Oct 1, 2020
Messages
122
Location
California
Nature
Docile
Pronouns
He / Him
Pokémon Type
Grass, Clever
Granted, but since all time afterwards requires the context of 2020 to exist, none of us exist anymore and the universe retroactively and abruptly disappears on December 31st, 2019.

I wish my paycheck became double its current amount.
 

KirbySSU

Unova Veteran (Though Not In Nuzlockes)
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
2864
Caught
Nov 10, 2020
Messages
223
Location
Driftveil City, Unova
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
He/Him/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Electric, Steel
Pokédex Entry
Likes Kirby, perhaps a bit too much.
Granted, but your paycheck requires so much of your company’s money that it goes bankrupt. Now you’re jobless!

I wish I could learn the move Metronome and be able to use it whenever, wherever I want at will and I have power over when I use it, just not what happens, however it can pull only Pokemon moves. (FYI I have the ability damp suckers)
 

redninjapuffle

Probably playing DragonBall FighterZ
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
841
Caught
Sep 24, 2019
Messages
651
Location
Peaceful Plains
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He
Pokémon Type
Electric, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Redninjapuffles are known to want to create their own nuzlocke stories or comics, however, many have yet to start one.
Granted, but you always get memento, somehow

I wish I could be a pokemon trainer
 

KirbySSU

Unova Veteran (Though Not In Nuzlockes)
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
2864
Caught
Nov 10, 2020
Messages
223
Location
Driftveil City, Unova
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
He/Him/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Electric, Steel
Pokédex Entry
Likes Kirby, perhaps a bit too much.
Granted, your starter is a Magikarp and you encounter a wild Haxorus. Have fun.

I wish redninjapuffle would stop corrupting my wishes and use proper grammar and spelling.
 

redninjapuffle

Probably playing DragonBall FighterZ
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
841
Caught
Sep 24, 2019
Messages
651
Location
Peaceful Plains
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He
Pokémon Type
Electric, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Redninjapuffles are known to want to create their own nuzlocke stories or comics, however, many have yet to start one.
Granted, your wish will not be corrupted in any way, but it is only your wish.

I wish people would corrupt my wish.
 

Mr Spaz

I caught the big– OH SHIT
Pokédex No.
399
Caught
Jul 6, 2019
Messages
335
Location
Under your bed. I found $50
Nature
Modest
Pronouns
He/Him/It
Pokémon Type
Electric, Flying, Ghost
I corrupt your wish by not corrupting it. Let's see you figure that one out.

My wish is that thou who shall grant this wish should speaketh in a manner similar to mine own.
 

Hydrochlorinate

Bard of Mind
Hacker
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
1427
Caught
Feb 2, 2020
Messages
194
Location
A place called Candy Island
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Bug, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Preferring to operate in the dark, this pokemon is quick to obtain and discard many behaviors.
↸╎↸ ⊣∷ᔑリℸ ̣ , ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ リ𝙹∴ ᒷ⍊'∷||𝙹リᒷ ᒷꖎᓭᒷ ↸𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑリᓭꖎᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹𝙹 ᒷリᓵ⍑ᔑリℸ ̣ ᒲᒷリℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᔑʖꖎᒷ

I wish I had a comically large spoon
 

KirbySSU

Unova Veteran (Though Not In Nuzlockes)
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
2864
Caught
Nov 10, 2020
Messages
223
Location
Driftveil City, Unova
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
He/Him/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Electric, Steel
Pokédex Entry
Likes Kirby, perhaps a bit too much.
Granted. When you touch it, however, it's apparent to you that the spoon has been sitting in the sun and is incredibly hot. You burn your finger.

I wish I was Kirby.
 

redninjapuffle

Probably playing DragonBall FighterZ
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
841
Caught
Sep 24, 2019
Messages
651
Location
Peaceful Plains
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He
Pokémon Type
Electric, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Redninjapuffles are known to want to create their own nuzlocke stories or comics, however, many have yet to start one.
Granted, but you grow too hungry and end up trying to eat the sun and die

I wish I could have a nice relaxing break without getting covid at home
 

TheTRUEgge

three of them?? this has gotten out of hand!
Artist
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
450
Caught
Jul 9, 2019
Messages
1,557
Location
Good Question
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fairy
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon has too many ideas for their own good.
Granted, but everyone else in your household gets COVID, recovers, and you still have to endure a 14-day quarantine while they can do whatever they want (not speaking from personal experience or anything)

I wish the packages I ordered arrived more quickly.
 

Arie Kazami

Your everyday, ordinary guy
Writer
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
388
Caught
Jul 5, 2019
Messages
292
Location
HERE
Nature
Hasty
Pronouns
He/They
Pokémon Type
Fire, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Just an Ordinary Trainer that doing his Nuzlocke
Granted, but the package content is destroyed the moment it arrived on your residence

I wish for a psychic abilities without endangering myself or people.
 

KirbySSU

Unova Veteran (Though Not In Nuzlockes)
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
2864
Caught
Nov 10, 2020
Messages
223
Location
Driftveil City, Unova
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
He/Him/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Electric, Steel
Pokédex Entry
Likes Kirby, perhaps a bit too much.
Granted, now you heavily endanger the environment.

I wish I was King Dedede.
 

Hydrochlorinate

Bard of Mind
Hacker
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
1427
Caught
Feb 2, 2020
Messages
194
Location
A place called Candy Island
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Bug, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Preferring to operate in the dark, this pokemon is quick to obtain and discard many behaviors.
Granted. Now you get possesed by any world ending horror that decides to mess with dream land.

I wish I had a larger pair of jeans.
 

MarkedInStone

Conqueror of the Violet Gym
Pokédex No.
415
Caught
Jul 7, 2019
Messages
184
Location
Over Mt. Silver and down in the Valley Windworks
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
He/him
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Steel
Pokédex Entry
This POKéMON is struggling to figure out what interesting stuff he can put into his Pokédex entry.
They're giant! Man, those jeans are huge- and they're falling right on your house. Oh god, that's the size of your whole street! What are ya gonna do?

I wish that I knew when to take out the teabag to keep it from getting bitter.
 

PageEmperor

I can’t do money puns. It just won’t make cents.
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
647
Caught
Aug 8, 2019
Messages
762
Location
With an axe
Pokémon Type
Electric, Water
Pokédex Entry
A person who does both comics and runs and whatnot. Okay then.
Granted. You are automatically reminded when to take out your tea bag only to always throw it at someone else.

I wish I had more motivation to continue my Glazed comic.
 

KirbySSU

Unova Veteran (Though Not In Nuzlockes)
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
2864
Caught
Nov 10, 2020
Messages
223
Location
Driftveil City, Unova
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
He/Him/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Electric, Steel
Pokédex Entry
Likes Kirby, perhaps a bit too much.
Granted. With this power, you can now drink your perfect tea in peace. Some say there’s beauty in perfection. But after drinking a perfect tea for the 17th time, you get tired of it. So, you leave it in a little longer, and your tea has a slight bitterness now. But, then you soon grow tired of tea altogether. No matter the bitterness, it grows tiring. You then realize you spent 30 years of your life revolved around tea. GOod work.

I wish I had a completely normal, 2 inch wide, 1 inch tall rock with no diseases, mutations, or side effects of any kind. His name is Jerry.
 

redninjapuffle

Probably playing DragonBall FighterZ
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
841
Caught
Sep 24, 2019
Messages
651
Location
Peaceful Plains
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He
Pokémon Type
Electric, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Redninjapuffles are known to want to create their own nuzlocke stories or comics, however, many have yet to start one.
Wish granted, but Jerry is now out for your blood

I wish I had a healthy kitten that has nothing negative happen to it and it lives a peaceful life with me
 

KirbySSU

Unova Veteran (Though Not In Nuzlockes)
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
2864
Caught
Nov 10, 2020
Messages
223
Location
Driftveil City, Unova
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
He/Him/They/Them
Pokémon Type
Electric, Steel
Pokédex Entry
Likes Kirby, perhaps a bit too much.
Granted. However, it is now out for your blood because since rocks can apparently do that, so can a kitten.

I wish I could be good at Minecraft.
 

PageEmperor

I can’t do money puns. It just won’t make cents.
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
647
Caught
Aug 8, 2019
Messages
762
Location
With an axe
Pokémon Type
Electric, Water
Pokédex Entry
A person who does both comics and runs and whatnot. Okay then.
Okay, I’m sorry, I read it wrongly. KirbySSU, please fucking unblock me or we will have to take things personally.

Granted, but soon it runs away from you and you will have to go through an insanely dangerous obstacle course in hopes to get it back.

I wish I had more motivation to continue my Glazed comic.
 

novadex

Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
213
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
43
Nature
Impish
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Water, Psychic
Granted, but you are dissatisfied with your old work and feel the need to reboot it. And after about twenty pages, the same urge will strike you again. This will continue happening forever, preventing you from ever finishing it.

I wish for good catch luck in my next Unova Nuzlocke.
 

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