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Play by Post Corrupt A Wish

Thread Description
Unleash your inner leprechaun

Fool

I’m too tired for this.
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
779
Location
No.
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Don’t talk to me about BW2, ever. I don’t want to talk about it with you.
You successfully get a cake... thrown in your face as a prank by your next door neighbor Juanito, it’s in celebration of your eviction from your home.

I wish I could see Avengers Endgame again.
 

Bluebirdi3

Patron Librarian of the Floor of Rhythm
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
508
Caught
Jul 15, 2019
Messages
44
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
she/her or they/them
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Poison
Pokédex Entry
Dalloc liker and catboy enthusiast, this pokemon will still fight you over their favorite characters
wish granted, but it's horrendously distorted so you can't exactly understand it.

i wish i could focus on my nuzlocke
 

mewstein

Johto League Champion
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
289
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
732
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #23
Granted, and with your new powers of dedication you sail through the Elite 4 and arrive at the champion with a full team... only for the save file to crash and become unrecoverably corrupt. Serves you right for using an illegal ROM!

I wish I had invented Pokemon - with full royalties.
 

Derogatory Trainer

The hero you don't need but you're getting anyway.
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
315
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
289
Nature
Adamant
Pokémon Type
???
Pokédex Entry
The most humble and modest braggart you will ever meet.
Pokemon never gets past the first generation nor the anime it's first season.

I wish I had more wishes.
 

silvercoffee

Concept Artist | Digital Illustrator
Artist
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
565
Caught
Jul 22, 2019
Messages
30
Location
SEA of Desperation
Nature
Bold
Pronouns
He/Him/My Man
Pokémon Type
Water
Yes, you have unlimited wishes now! But your wishes only come true if you wish on February 29th.

I wish that I can eat what I want without getting fat.
 

kittenrobotarmy

haha fell cleave go smash
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
341
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
427
Location
yes
Nature
Sassy
Pronouns
She/her
Pokémon Type
Electric, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Has sold her soul to many games and doesn't intend to stop.
Granted, but everything you eat tastes like skunk and gasoline.

I wish that I didn't have scoliosis.
 

TheTRUEgge

three of them?? this has gotten out of hand!
Artist
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
450
Caught
Jul 9, 2019
Messages
1,557
Location
Good Question
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fairy
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon has too many ideas for their own good.
Granted. You now have no spine

I wish I could work on multiple projects without discarding all but one of them
 

LucarioOfLegends

Saint of the Church of The Holy Pluffle
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
528
Caught
Jul 17, 2019
Messages
383
Location
A Place
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Fighting, Steel
Pokédex Entry
He fought 32 men in an Irish bar once; he is also an incredible liar.
Granted, but you can no longer deny any request made by someone else and attempting to do so will result in death.

I'd like a dollar.
 

Kazzius

Johto League Champion
Globetrotter
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
287
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
1,205
Location
Just appeared in box 3 one day. Won't leave.
Nature
Relaxed
Pokémon Type
Normal, Psychic
Pokédex Entry
Probably some kind of coding prank. Never seen outside of box 3. Is a slob apparently.
Granted, you do indeed like a dollar. This one. My one. That you can't have.

I wish I had a shiny penny.
 

Salt&PepperBunny

Formerly MouseWithADinosaurTail
Artist
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
47
Caught
Jun 15, 2019
Messages
1,774
Location
The Hilltop Warren
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Flying
Pokédex Entry
Rabbits are so human. Or perhaps, humans are so rabbit?
Congrats, you have a shiny penny! You've eaten the shiny penny! You're now choking! Congrats! :D

I wish my african violets would bloom all year round
 

Derogatory Trainer

The hero you don't need but you're getting anyway.
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
315
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
289
Nature
Adamant
Pokémon Type
???
Pokédex Entry
The most humble and modest braggart you will ever meet.
They now give off a strong smell of rotting meat.

I wish I was invulnerable.
 

TerryTheTeryx

Gen Z Degenerate
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
358
Caught
Jul 3, 2019
Messages
272
Location
Unova
Nature
Timid
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Flying, Rock
Pokédex Entry
A bizarre Pokémon who dislikes many social activities. She appears to have a penchant for peanut butter and learning foreign languages.
Granted! Unfortunately, people have taken notice of the fact you're never hurt and isolate themselves from you because that's not heccin' normal. You're very lonely.

I wish my joints would just. Stop hurting. For five minutes.
 

silvercoffee

Concept Artist | Digital Illustrator
Artist
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
565
Caught
Jul 22, 2019
Messages
30
Location
SEA of Desperation
Nature
Bold
Pronouns
He/Him/My Man
Pokémon Type
Water
Granted! But every pain you suffered from the joints shifted onto your brain, so now your brain hurts.

I wish I have a good gaming pc.
 

TheTRUEgge

three of them?? this has gotten out of hand!
Artist
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
450
Caught
Jul 9, 2019
Messages
1,557
Location
Good Question
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fairy
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon has too many ideas for their own good.
Granted! But it only plays candy crush.

I wish my house was quiet.
 

Salt&PepperBunny

Formerly MouseWithADinosaurTail
Artist
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
47
Caught
Jun 15, 2019
Messages
1,774
Location
The Hilltop Warren
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Flying
Pokédex Entry
Rabbits are so human. Or perhaps, humans are so rabbit?
Congrats, your house is quiet! Too quiet. Ninjas are afoot.

They kill you.


I wish I was a furry
 

mewstein

Johto League Champion
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
289
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
732
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #36
Granted, humans and furries genetically diverged during the Iron Age and have peacefully co-existed for centuries. You can prowl confidently down the street without someone booping you, murring at you or constantly telling you they think you’re pawsome.

However, at the same time, a giant, insecticide resistant variety of flea has also evolved, and is irresistibly drawn to rainbow wolf fur. Furries would’ve developed an anti-flea spray but...meh, sounds like work.

I wish I owned a helicopter!
 

Serranade

hot butter ice cream
Pokédex No.
243
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
333
Nature
Jolly
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Ice, Cute
Granted. The first time you attempt to fly it, you are immediately arrested for flying without a pilot's license.

I wish I could clip into walls whenever I wanted.
 

silvercoffee

Concept Artist | Digital Illustrator
Artist
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
565
Caught
Jul 22, 2019
Messages
30
Location
SEA of Desperation
Nature
Bold
Pronouns
He/Him/My Man
Pokémon Type
Water
Granted. But you lose the power to undo the clipping whenever you wanted to.

I wish that my phone is always 100% charged.
 

TheTRUEgge

three of them?? this has gotten out of hand!
Artist
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
450
Caught
Jul 9, 2019
Messages
1,557
Location
Good Question
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fairy
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon has too many ideas for their own good.
Granted. It is now impossible to hold without several layers of protective gear on.

I wish grinding in post game platinum was easier
 

LucarioOfLegends

Saint of the Church of The Holy Pluffle
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
528
Caught
Jul 17, 2019
Messages
383
Location
A Place
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Fighting, Steel
Pokédex Entry
He fought 32 men in an Irish bar once; he is also an incredible liar.
Granted, but the increased grinding speed can only be done with a full party of Bidoof.

I wish for a bottle of Pepsi.
 

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