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Play by Post Corrupt A Wish

Thread Description
Unleash your inner leprechaun

mewstein

Johto League Champion
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
289
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
732
Another throwback to Tapatalk days:

Make a wish, whatever your black heart most desperately desires at this moment in time. The next poster will grant your wish, but with some undessirable consequence. For example:

Poster 1: I wish Trump was impeached!

Poster 2: Granted, but the jobless former-president now inhabits your basement. I wish it would rain Cheetos!

...etc.


I'll start: I wish my landlord would let me have a cat!
 

Memento

The Princess of Darkness
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
202
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
569
Location
St. Louis, Missouri
Nature
Timid
Pronouns
She, her
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Ghost
Pokédex Entry
She is known to spend hours daydreaming about her stories.
Granted, but the cat is rabid, and there's no hospital near you. Looks like you get to die an excruciating death.

I wish that I was a wolf puppy.
 

SimplyUnknown

Johto League Champion
Writer
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
242
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
1,297
Location
Invisibly Watching
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Fire, Psychic
Pokédex Entry
A silent watcher who speaks only when something needs to be said. Offers free hugs to those who need them.
Granted, but you're now a wolf guppy which is essentially a goldfish with tiny fake wolf ears. Congrats on suffocating due to a lack of water!

I wish that it was Friday, 7/26/2019.
 

cross_off

just a gangster, I suppose...
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
231
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
429
Location
ontario
Nature
Adamant
Pronouns
he - him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Dragon
Pokédex Entry
it was banished for its violence. it silently gazes upon the old world from the distortion world
granted but since its a friday and 26 is twice 13 you have a day where everything concievable goes wrong and then some

I wish that I win smogon classic vi (and jokes on you guys because there's nothing that could ruin that for me)
 

Kazzius

Johto League Champion
Globetrotter
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
287
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
1,205
Location
Just appeared in box 3 one day. Won't leave.
Nature
Relaxed
Pokémon Type
Normal, Psychic
Pokédex Entry
Probably some kind of coding prank. Never seen outside of box 3. Is a slob apparently.
Granted, but a different tournament gains all the prestige and so you're the only one who attends and you win by default. It's an entirely meaningless title that no one cares about, and that's if they've even heard about it.

I wish I had a tasty waffle.
 

CasualGameFreak

Discord Resident Extraordinaire
Writer
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
130
Caught
Jun 23, 2019
Messages
363
Location
Flower Paradise
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
they/she
Pokémon Type
Grass
Pokédex Entry
Despite being a Grass-type, Casual is a flaming lesbian. Fire and Grass don't usually mix, but somehow it works out here.
Granted, but someone laced it with laxatives.

I wish I had free and convenient public transit in my area.
 

Serranade

hot butter ice cream
Pokédex No.
243
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
333
Nature
Jolly
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Ice, Cute
Granted. The first day of operation, a major accident occurs, and every single local politician immediately orders it out of commission.

I wish I had more money for video games.
 

satanicswirlix

#1 Sinnoh Fan
Artist
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
156
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
192
Location
Hell
Nature
Relaxed
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Cute
Pokédex Entry
Animator and artist, lover of Pokémon. Check out my animated nuzlocke, before my arm ends up in a cast!
Granted, you now have $3 to afford that fresh new mobile game!

I wish I had a decent job!
 

mewstein

Johto League Champion
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
289
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
732
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #9
Granted, you love your job so much that you work at it at for every God-given hour, destroy every relationship you have, forget to eat, drink or visit the bathroom and your rat-nibbled husk is eventually excavated from your office two months later. Such work ethic!

And on that cheery note, I wish I could fly!
 

RubyClaw

Challenge Seeker, Completionist and Rule Designer
🌱Featurer
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
22
Caught
Jun 9, 2019
Messages
1,934
Location
Kanto Route 1, 1% encounter rate (Israel)
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Fire, Psychic
Granted, but all you can do is soar up, so eventually you get out of the stratosphere and well, die,

I wish I had more time for my hobbies and friends!
 
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Rhema

Conqueror of the Azalea Gym
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
212
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
212
Location
Hearthome City
Nature
Careful
Pronouns
She/Her/Hers
Pokémon Type
Fire, Psychic
Pokédex Entry
She tries her best, but doesn't succeed. She gets what she wants but not what she needs.
Granted, but all you have time for is hobbies and friends. You don't have a spare second to eat or breathe, sooooo.....dead.

I wish I owned and lived in my dream home!
 

JavierE64

Masks are so 2016!!! But don´t forget to wear one
Writer
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
310
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
747
Location
Perú
Nature
Modest
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Grass, Water
Pokédex Entry
The Master of both Light and Darkness; who loves the Violent and Dramatic, and the Fun and Adorable.
Granted, but you can't get out of that house; It will only be a matter of time before you go insane staying in one single place for the rest of your life.

In the meantime, I wish for a peanut.
 

Memento

The Princess of Darkness
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
202
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
569
Location
St. Louis, Missouri
Nature
Timid
Pronouns
She, her
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Ghost
Pokédex Entry
She is known to spend hours daydreaming about her stories.
Granted, but you happen to be allergic. Very allergic. So allergic, in fact, that even touching it can kill you. So, you have your peanut, but all you can do is look at it longingly.

I wish I had a pet Hypno that will not harm me.
 

QuietGuardian

Johto League Champion
🌱Featurer
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
33
Caught
Jun 10, 2019
Messages
1,355
Nature
Careful
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Ground
Granted, but it will harm other people, resulting in many, many lawsuits.

I wish I had my own place to live.
 

SimplyUnknown

Johto League Champion
Writer
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
242
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
1,297
Location
Invisibly Watching
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Fire, Psychic
Pokédex Entry
A silent watcher who speaks only when something needs to be said. Offers free hugs to those who need them.
Granted, but that place happens to be jail after you are arrested and given a lifetime sentence. Enjoy your 3 square meals and tiny cell.

I wish that chocolate was both tasty and healthy.
 

silvercoffee

Concept Artist | Digital Illustrator
Artist
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
565
Caught
Jul 22, 2019
Messages
30
Location
SEA of Desperation
Nature
Bold
Pronouns
He/Him/My Man
Pokémon Type
Water
Granted, but chocolates are very rare now and expensive. Countries wage war against each other just to get a bite of chocolate.

I wish my ongoing nuzlocke run is gonna end with no pokemon fainted.
 

Derogatory Trainer

The hero you don't need but you're getting anyway.
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
315
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
289
Nature
Adamant
Pokémon Type
???
Pokédex Entry
The most humble and modest braggart you will ever meet.
Every Trainer you face only has six Magikarp and you become extremely bored by the lack of challenge.

I wish I could teleport.
 

silvercoffee

Concept Artist | Digital Illustrator
Artist
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
565
Caught
Jul 22, 2019
Messages
30
Location
SEA of Desperation
Nature
Bold
Pronouns
He/Him/My Man
Pokémon Type
Water
Granted. The teleport will activate randomly at any time to a random place.

I wish that I can wake up early tomorrow.
 

mewstein

Johto League Champion
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
289
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
732
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #19
Granted, you now share your room with a large and very vocal rooster, with no concept of weekends.

I wish I would win the Nobel Prize In Physiology Or Medicine...
 

fractale

The Fan Favorute
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
445
Caught
Jul 9, 2019
Messages
204
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
male
Pokémon Type
Electric, Flying
Pokédex Entry
this master of winged beasts knows almost everything about flying type pokemons that is known by the man. His rage is dangerous to others around him
congrats, you won... and then the doctorate student comes to you with a lawyer because you stole her research in the first place

i wish i had a cake
 

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