At the time I originally wrote this, I did not need another run.
Original Run: Somebody Stop Me! Bryss' Marble Hackventure Capslocke
Run Time: Aug 22 2013 to Aug 31 2013 (9 days)
Welcome to the Garna adventure, the 'third' numbered run of Bryssverse. At the time it debuted, it was the earliest run in the timeline, since beaten out by Time & Space. The original version of this was a capslocke that mostly consisted of the Author shouting at a badly-designed unfinished hack. Despite this, it's the earliest canon appearance of notable canon beings Ganon and Evil Bryss & Magey Mage. This is narratively problematic, but since when has that been a problem around here before?
Oh! Speaking of problematic, Marble is, in case you couldn't tell, an unfinished sequel to Pokemon Quartz. This means it carries over a lot of the failings of its predecessor, which basically boil down to 'late noughties 4chan aesthetic' and all that entails. This paragraph is therefore a content warning for... let's see, general lechery, questionable dialogue, lazy and offensive stereotyping, and mysogyny. You're going to want to turn your brain off for bits of this. Which is fine because I'm pretty sure this game doesn't require a brain to play. And however bad it is, it's still better than The Hack That Shall Not Be Named. Somehow.
- Prologue: Welcome to Hack Magic
My name is Ufllbcan M. Bryss, and I am fourteen years old.
Today is April 1, 2009. It's been over two years since the end of my adventures in the Sinnoh Region. Since then, I've heard nothing from my mysterious Author friend from another dimension. If I'm being honest, I'm starting to get a little sca-
Good morning, Bryss! It's time!
For your third adventure of course! I just felt that you needed a long break, given, well, y'know, EVERYTHING that happened last time round. And also I really don't want to tear the universe apart this time... In a minute Annan's gonna come and give you the details.
Oh, so you're not coming along for this one.
All things considered, it's best I never do that again. Also, I've got... other things to be doing. Like dealing with what you're doing in the future!
Uh-huh. Wait... you're serious. Are you not writing my character in chronological order?
Nope! This is like run number... five? Sapphire, Diamond, three you'll get to. And it's gonna cause me ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS, but don't worry, Master Bryss has GOT THIS.
But I'M Master Bryss?
I think we're both Master Bryss, in our own way.
My unpronounceable first name is literally High Galarian for 'One who is an expert.' In other words... a Master.
And I'm a Master of Laws! Well, I'm GOING to be. One day. Maybe even a Doctor of Laws! And then I guess we won't have this problem.
Alright, alright. We're both Master Bryss. For now. But... where is it exactly that I'm going?
Hell on flat earth. You're going to Garna.
...This is an April Fool's wind-up, isn't it?
Nope. Although you've given me an idea for later...
Stop having ideas! I don't like them!
Well, I've had this one now. So strap in, other Master Bryss. Because it's about to get ugly in here.