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Alpha to Omega : A Rising Ruby Alphabet-locke : Chapter 26 - Water's in order if you wanna be SHIT (Wallace Gym Battle)

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DerogatoryTrainer

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(New and improved title screen for ya)

Howdy.

For those that don't know me I'm the Derogatory Trainer.

And this is what I'll be doing while my Reborn run is on hiatus!

Which I do recommend reading to get some of the jokes early on.

(And to understand why the hell I'm in Hoenn now)
Recommended Reading said:
An Alphabet-Locke! (Thankfully not a reaction-locke as well my face is tired)

Of the Omega Ruby hack : Rising Ruby made by Drayno!
Basically it will make this run actually challenging and not the snore-fest vanilla Omega ruby was.

It also offers a much, MUCH wider variety of Pokemon to capture.

Hopefully this let's me avoid catching Tentacool on every ocean route.

So without further ado :
Standard rule settings :

1. One catch per area and I have to nickname each Pokemon I capture.

2. When a Pokemon faints it is considered dead and can never be used again.

3. No using Legendary Pokemon. The obligatory Latios/Latias will be in for one rotation and then be retired indefinitely.

Alphabet-Locke rules :

1) My team shall be selected based on the alphabet.
   I shall have to fill my team based on their Pokemon names, Species name and Nickname
   The first six alphabetically of each category will get a place on the team.
   I will rotate the roster each time I enter a new city or beat a gym leader.

2) Pokemon nicknames will be chosen by a random letter generator so I can't cheat.

3)The Alphabet-Locke doesn't start till I have more than 6 Pokemon obviously.

Wildcard rules :

1)To make it slightly harder I got a friend to randomly select a few routes where I cannot capture Pokemon

  These routes are : Route 102, Route 108, Route 124 and Route 130.

  Thankfully most of them are ocean routes (except for 102 which is annoying...)

2)On one randomly selected route I am allowed to catch a second Pokemon

  And that route is....?

  Route 104.

  Well could be worse...

3)One Pokemon can be rotated regardless of Alphabet-locke rules. We shall refer to this Pokemon as the HM Slave.
  It will probably be a Water-type.

4)Can't over-level for Gyms. The Pokemon I use cannot be more than one level higher than the Leader's Ace. Any higher and I can't use it in battle.
  Unless it reached those levels withing the gym itself.

5)I am only allowed to catch a Horde Pokemon on route 117. Horde mons yo!
Well that's enough yammering about rules!

On with the show!

As soon as someone comments so that it isn't connected to this opening section!
 

Drymus

Conqueror of the Blackthorn Gym
Pokédex No.
167
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
499
Pokémon Type
Fire, Psychic
Here's the demanded comment. Now bestow your wit upon these forums once more!
 
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DerogatoryTrainer

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Nnnnggghhh...

Why does my head hurt?



Uh...what?



What other world is there?

ACTUALLY HOLD UP WHERE THE FUCK AM I?



NOT WHAT I ASKED!



Bet it gets real awkward at the annual scientific meetings.

"Hi you can call me the Pokemon Professor"
"Hi you can call ME the Pokemon Professor"
"Actually gents, you can call me the Pokemon Professor"

Look Oak is the only professor for me.

Rest of you suck.

Especially Willow.



I wouldn't.

Azurill is more of a dead weight than anything else.



Wait wha?



...



...

WHY ARE THERE 3 DIMENSIONS!?!

WHAT'S GOING ON???

AND WHERE IS MAKO???



Oh my god I've been kidnapped.

ME! OF ALL PEOPLE!









I DON'T NEED AN INTRODUCTION CLASS ON POKEMON!!!

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING ME????





Like the cause of the Poochyena/Tropius war?




TAILLOW! GO GET HELP!



YES! TELL THE SUN WHERE I AM! HE'LL SAVE ME!



Oh god...the light...am I dead?

Is this my carriage to hell?




What?

This...thing...has a camera on it.

Can't you tell from that?




Ohhhhh I am neither of these kids.

They're missing the bad eyesight, ridiculous hair and about 12 years between them...

Well...the girl has the hair anyway...



But if I'm gonna be in a new body I'd rather it be a boy.





Whaaaat?

But how will I insult people by existing?



How about...



Ehhh...don't want people calling me Derogatory all the time...too wordy...




I'm clearly not a rapper.

Well I could be the generic white rapper that starts every rap by going "My name is ---- and I'm here to say"




Fuck it.

I'll give him my Reborn name.

Maybe those idiots will see me on T.V and come save me?





Oh you've heard of me?

Well who HASN'T heard of the legendary Derogatory Trai-



Guess news of my feats hasn't made it to your podunk little town...

Or...has it? Is that why I've been kidnapped?



He's gone...



Well at least I get a moments pea-



...

Is that Azurill doll talking?




*breaks into tears*




Jesus...is that you?

Have you come for me?



I mean I never really cared about religion so this is a surprise...




It smells...metallic...what are these stains around its mouth?



Ah who cares?



Jesus awaits me...




I'M COMING SICKLE!



JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!




Oh.



You know I probably should have expected this.

Mainly because I was told about it not two minutes ago



...

Smells of inbreeding here.



Whu?



Is that King Joffrey's Comet?



Shhhhh...it's okay sweet prince...

They can't hurt you now...



...



So did anyone else see the giant face in the sky?



GAH!

Where'd you come from?!?



Yes it was.

It made my Machoke bruises much worse.






That ain't happening lady!

I have shit to do. I can't waste my time playing house with some maniac fan.




Oh shit my own room?

Wait...where did I sleep last time?

...because it doesn't look as if you have any other kids or kidnap victims...




Well what's the worst that could happen?



And by that I mean I have no control over my own body right now.




I mean...if you like that homey feel...




They make kidnapping a cinch too...



oh please god no



STOP HITTING ME!

I-I mean uh...




Yeah thanks for beating me senseless.



AH! I'M SORRY!



Yeah you better run...



...fuck...




What.



I think I should see how secure the windows are first.

Wouldn't want anyone jumping out of them would we?




...

What the hell is a "Dad"?

Screw that nonsense I am out of h-




...

I just want to be free.




Which is weird because it is clearly the early morning outside.



GAH!!!

STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME!

I AM VERY ON EDGE!




I bet it is.

(These games seem to love rubbing that fact in.)




Books? Check.

Blank diary? Check.

Treasure chest? Che-wait what?



Hang on a minute...



...



A-am I standing diagonally?

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!?!?





I HEARD OF THE LEGENDS BUT NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD EXPERIENCE IT FOR MYSELF!!!

WHEEEEEEEE!!!



*pant* *pant*

Probably shouldn't have ran around so much...



Where am I actually?



...

HOENN?!?



How did I get to Hoenn?

Reborn is on the other side of the planetprobably!!!

HOW LONG WAS I UNCONSCIOUS?!?!?



...

It's gonna be a loooooong walk...



But I should probably get back.

I left the oven on.

And I left the terrorists on as well.



...



This woman just won't let me leave...









They're everywhere...





What the hell is the point of this conversation "Mother"?




That's sounds like a guy who wouldn't believe Pokemon breed in the wild.



No.



I'm going to be running away very, very fast from this place.



The exit...if I can just...



GAHH!!



...

This loud little boy is too dangerous an opponent.

I must wait till dark.




Robbing you.

Hand over any valuables.




That counts as a valuable. I shall be taking her.



Wait...are they...



I GET IT NOW!

They kidnapped me so they could BREED ME!



It all makes sense now...they want my superior training genes for their army...



My god...with my DNA they'd be unstoppable...

Near-sighted...but unstoppable...



I mean I'm flattered and all but I'd rather have kids with the right g-



Guh-guh-guh-guh-guh



Girl.

...



*inside Sean's head*

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!

SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU!





AW FUCK SHE'S LOOKING AT US!

WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO?




Okay just play it cool and say hello.

How hard can that be?







...Jesus Christ...

Never talk to me again







...the suspense...






(Oh thank god she didn't notice.)



(FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-)





Well...half of that miiiight be true?



It is a little.





...



GNNNKKKK...



T-they made her too cute in this game...






See you later I love you...



Well she's adorable.

Shame she's like 15.

Eh maybe Glacia is single.

She's the hottest Hoenn trainer anyway.



I should check and see if that loud kid has left yet.






















Nope!



...

These kidnappers are weird.




It sounds extremely pathetic and high-pitched!



It's your time to become a man kid.

Happy Bar Mitzvah!



Tch...I ain't helping anyone in this backwater to-



...!



FREEEEEDOOOOOMMMMMM!!!






...

Well this is entertaining.



How much can you pay me?



Shit that'll do.



Let's see now...




Mudkip, Torchic or Treecko?

I guess we'll do it based on the last number of my Trainer ID?

1-3 is Treecko
4-6 is Mudkip
7-9 is Torchic

And the unlucky number iiiiiiiiisssss?



And it's a 1!





We're going grass this time folks!






Yeaaaaahhhh the hero emerges!

We're gonna go far pal!




Huh...they get stab moves this early on now?



What a time to be alive.




Hahahahaha!

Treecko just bitch-slapped that Poochyena.

I'm liking this already!





Easy.




Well that was dark.





And how is that a surprising turn of events?

EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS IN TALL GRASS!




I am not.



I have not.




...



I'm only doing this so I can keep the Treecko.

He'll protect me from you freaks.



















That's impressive considering I've never met the man.



Jeez...what kind of monster is this Norman guy?




"Give"?

Buddy I'm already holding the thing. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.




Nuzlocke buddy. I'm kind of obligated to.





Right...nickname time!

Allow me to introduce our random letter generator for this Alphabet run!



An app on my phone!

*applause*

Now let's see what I ge-



V.

Fuck.



That's not a great start.

Letters are V, T and W.

I suppose he has some chance with G for Grovyle and Sceptile being the Forest Pokemon.



I'll call him Vincent.

Or Vinnie.

Should I give him an Italian accent and have him speak nothing but catchphrases?



Fuck you. I'm already an excellent trainer.




Ohhhh...there it is...



No I won't fall for this honey trap.

My training genes stay with ME!

I will not yield.



Ah why not?



...

I think someone is getting ahead of themselves Birch.



...



So he's done basically.

I don't need to go on a Pokedex quest.

It says right here that he already has a detailed list.



Ah well less work for me I guess.



It's been 20 years and these fat guys still haven't run out of adjectives.



Guess I'll go fight May.



Shit the type advantage is going to destroy me unless I grind Vince.



Ah ha.

The perfect targe-





...



FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE VINCENT!



Okay...that was terrifying...

I guess wild Pokemon can have egg moves in this hack...




Okay. You can give me my free sample and fuck off now.



Thanks.



I may have gotten unlucky with my starter choice...

These beginner towns are surrounded by Flying and Bug types...




"And to prove it to you, we're going to zoom out so you can see all the nothing in this town."



Route 103...time to grind hopefully?

I think Level 10 will be a safe bet...



And so the grinding commenced!



Sean and Vincent battled long into the night



Gaining Exp after Exp until...





The italian thing was a joke Vincent.

Also we're at level 10!

And he learns Mega Drain this early!






Find any eggs?

I bet your father will be surprised.



Hey. It's me.

The guy with the awful pick-up lines.



Yup. Handsome little gecko isn't he?




Despair and loneliness?

Or have I been doing it wrong?



Oh...

That sounds nice.



So if I win can we forget about the Hitmonlee thing?



You're on.



Oh dang she gets her own intro cutscene








MISS IT!



Damn.



Get me some KFC buddy!














Oh shit! She's opened fire!




Please stop.



Take her to Pound-Town Vinnie!






Oi! No more of that Growling shit!






Oh dear...

GO BACK TO THAT GROWLING SHIT!



I think we'll heal with those free Potions from earlier, take a hit and then we'll smack this chick silly on the next.





Guess we'll have to win this the only way I know how...



BY BETTING EVERYTHING ON PURE LUCK!!!






AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THE DEROGATORY WAY NEVER FAILS!

40% OF THE TIME!






Boo-yah.



Seriously...






Oh?

Thank you very much May.



Ohhhhhhhhh noooooooo...

He wants to mix his bloodline with mine...I fucking knew it.




Even legendaries?

...

Oh my god Birch wants to use me or , more likely, my children to control the legendary Pokemon so he can conquer the world!

He's going to form an army of Legendary Pokemon users...I have to stop him...




His daughter IS cute though...



...that looks like so much fun...



Wheeeeee!!!!



WA-HA!




Let's not.

Let's run away to Dewford where nobody can find us...



Especially not this evil town of genetic engineering...




! is right.





S-settles what exactly?






Is...is this a tracking device?




"Where ever you are in the field"

Dear god it IS a tracking device...

How deep does this conspiracy run you maniac!?





Hahaha...I'm not doing that.







Dang May.

You're alright.

I hope you aren't in on this breeding program...




Constant fighting does wonders for a Pokemon's health.



...

I'll forget you said that.




Knowing my luck I'll run into Arceus again or something...

*flash forward 30 episodes*



why



Yeah!



Y-yeah?



Yeah.

















I'll have to avoid my handler if I want to get out of here in one piece...




When in doubt, sneak the fuck out!



SON OF A SCRAGGY!






R-really...that's...nice to know...



I'm leaving by the way.





You mean the home you took me from or this "home"?




Oh thank god. She's leaving...





...



...

And so it begins.















And that's part 1 down!

Thank you Drymus!
 
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CyndaKill

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I saw the giant face in the sky
i'm the obligatory commenter who shall stalk you from littleroot to space
edit: wow right as I posted my comment you put another part[edit_reason]he literally made another part right as I commented[/edit_reason]
 

Drymus

Conqueror of the Blackthorn Gym
Pokédex No.
167
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
499
Pokémon Type
Fire, Psychic
Don't fall for her charms! It's a trap!

Shame Vinnie has such a low priority nickname...

Good luck! I hear this hack is brutal.
 

Alba Corbina

Johto League Champion
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
581
Caught
Jul 26, 2019
Messages
606
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fairy
This is going to be so much fun to watch
 
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Miki-chan13

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I just found this and I thoroughly enjoyed myself- I eagerly await the next installment.
 
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DerogatoryTrainer

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@CyndaKill - Only true Joffrey fans could have seen it. Welcome friend.
Ah timing's a bitch. Appreciate it though!

@Drymus - But I thought Wally was the tra-You know what never mind.
It is. Next episode we see the brutality smash us in the face.

@Alba Corbina - Yep! No orphans and no evil gym leaders! Just good old fashioned Pokemon!

@Miki-chan13 - So you're new to the Derogatory fanbase? (It's pretty much just me and a Russian guy at this point)
Welcome aboard! Check out the other runs as well!


Ugh...what now?

I was about to start my epic quest of getting the hell out of this region.






I'm sorry, My Poke-What?





That is literally the only function these things have.



Right...



Don't want to waste my 1st route encounter on a shitty Poochyena so...



MINE!




Pidgeys aren't great but I read that this hack makes some improvements to certain movesets.




And the random letter generator says?



X.

This is off to a great start.



So letters are P, T and X...

Well I suppose she's the Bird Pokemon when she evolves so she'll definitely be on the team when we switch around to species



I am not getting lucky with these letters...






Or it's just a furry.

...

Dear god I hope it's not a furry.




They actually all learn Thunder Fang by level up in this game now.

Fire and Ice Fang as well.






May why'd you stop?

If only one of us does it we look stupid.



Sigh...just beat the shit out of it Vince.




Thanks.



You want to learn WHAT???



Ah right...egg moves...

Still didn't expect DRAGON moves of all things...





Well I have infiltrated many, many bases in my time.



All thanks to my "Sneaky Skills"



...



Welp.

Can't look her in the eye ever again.



Let's just get a 103 'mon and head to Petalburg.



A angry Bellsprout...

It'll do.





Easy peasy.



Aaaaaaand the our generator says?



R.

Fucking hell I'm getting a lot of low letters today.



Regalia. Why not?

So B for Bellsprout is fine but it changes to a W and then a V when it evolves.

So Regalia will be relying on her species name to stay relevant.



Heal my babies.



And off we go!



Route 102 was selected as one of the "no-catch" routes so no new members here.




So what are Trainer cards even for then?




Jesus Regalia you need to chill out.






There is some irony in calling this Bellsprout "Regal" I guess.



Heavens no.

Did you hear that everybody?

His mighty bug Pokemon are going to stop u-



Eat shit k-



...

Never steal my line again or I will use you for compost.



Hey berry trees!

Don't see too many of them in Reborn!





And the tree exploded into fairy dust.



Okaaaaayyyy...













Here comes dat girl.



Oh shit waddup.

ugh memes



Well I was kidnapped about a month ago and only woke up yesterday.

So pretty bad I guess.




No.

Why would I do that?



That WOULD be handy.

If this wasn't a first come, first catch kind of Nuzlocke.





Check what out?



Oh.



...

This is a naturally occurring romantic moment right?



Like I won't see Birch holding three empty Pokeballs if I turn around?



Ehhh better to be safe than sorry.

USE DRAGONBREATH, VINCENT!



...

Wow.

Way to suck Vince.



Shut it you lot.

You're making me look bad in front of May!

...

Shit what's wrong with me?




You mean your PokeDEX right?

Remember?

That encyclopedia of Pokemon that we're supposed to be working on despite all of this region's Pokemon being documented already?




You move fast on this whole "friendship" thing huh?



...

You're either a good actor...or...



Died years ago.

What about him?



Ah.

You mean my Hoenn "Dad"




Sure.



...Trust nobody Sean...

Not even seemingly innocent girl-next-doors.



















Clearly they've never seen Fortree City.







He's here.

Bottom of the picture.



Let's check some of these houses before trying and then failing to sneak past Norman.




Oh...so he and Katie Kidnapper are from Johto?



You know I once had a dream where I got Leftovers from your corpse.



At least...I think it was a dream...

Continuity is a bit screwy with that game.




Awww...



...



Fucking hell Nintendo.

Normally I'd be all for making these games more mature but c'mon...



Sneaky Skills activate!



GAH!

WHAT AM I SURPRISED ABOUT???









Well he's seen me.

Better go say hi to "Dad"


]

Wait what?

You think it's creepy too?

But why did you kidnap me?



Y-yeah actually that doesn't make much sense...




...Thanks...I guess?





You!

You have to know, right?




I need answers...



So I guess I don't have a choice...



Can't see why.

Clearly I'm gre-OI!

Stop distracting me! I want answers!



Tch...what?



The Hoenn League?

No? Why would I do that?

I'm already in the middle of a league already!



Huh...maybe I could do that...

Becoming the tyrant champion of a region has always been my ambition...

I'll think about it!

Now give me the info!




Great.

Another interruption...




Heh...



...

Who the fuck is this kid?




Really?

He's missing the striped hat and glasses though.




Couldn't you catch one when you get there?




Ah...he's a newb.

Disgusting...




Uh...how about no?

Actually how about "Hell No"?



I hardly owe you any favours.

Hey you OWE ME actually!



God damn it! Don't just suddenly ignore me!










Tch...



For what? Being a thrifty piece of shit?

I could catch you a better Pokemon kid!



...



...




...

...

...

...



GHHHHKKKKKK!!!



what the fuck why is WALLY adorable in this game as well?




I will burn your gym to the GROUND if you don't shut it.























That's the long and short of it, yeah.



Calm down.

You'll probably end up catching a Zigzagoo-




Or that.

I mean it's like 5% chance but sure.

Why not.



Please don't throw it like that.

You have to fill your entire body with raw anger and hurl it as far away from you as you can.



Yep. Go nuts.



THEY HAVE BOOKS ABOUT IT?

LIKE ENTIRE BOOKS?




A pamphlet would be a better option...




Yep. Well done.

Of course a Level 5 Ralts knows literally no attack moves so if you failed I would have ridiculed you till the end of time...

But still.

"Well done"




I have a feeling you only heard the last part of that sentence.





















I swear to god if that thing kills even ONE of my Pokemon down the road I am going to be so amazingly pissed off.




That's nice.

Make sure you don't evolve it into Gardevoir now!

Because fuck them.




...

Yes?



*Phew*

Okay kid. Knock yourself out.





Wow.

It's times like this I wish I wasn't amazingly illiterate!

I am literally just punching the keyboard and hoping something coherent pops up.




Oh incredibly so.



Bitch I'll do what I want.





We'll...meet again...don't know where...don't know wheeeennn~



You're singing!

...

Shut up!




You people are weird and I look forward to burning your homes when I become Champion.

And to do that I need to go to...?




Oh boy.

I WONDER what type she trains?




I'm not an idiot nor am I from Aloha, Norman.




Fair enough.

The guys I have with me are kinda wussy right now.



Then...what about that kid that was in here before me?




I'm leaving.



YOU ARE NOT MY DAD NORMAN!



My kidnappers are such fucking weirdos.

...

WAIT A MINUTE I DIDN'T GET ANY INFORMATIO-



















 

Drymus

Conqueror of the Blackthorn Gym
Pokédex No.
167
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
499
Pokémon Type
Fire, Psychic
That is one sassy Bellsprout.

Tbh Nintendo missed the opportunity to give the trap trainer a trap as an ace.

Norman's tactics of diversion have successfully prevented Sean from getting any information.
 
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Miki-chan13

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I SUPPORT THE THREEWAY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN YOU, MAY AND WALLY- BUILT ON WHATEVER PASSES FOR INTERACTIONS AND TRUST IN THIS RUN. YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED.

Also your Pokemon are really something- highlights are Regalia and the Treecko missing the Beautifly with dragonbreath XD

 

War Anvil

Life is too short to be little.
Pokédex No.
253
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
320
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
He/him
Pokémon Type
Cool, Cute
Pokédex Entry
I like your Sakurai, but not your players. Your players are so unlike your Sakurai.
Good to see you with your usual sense of humor, huh, Derogatory?

Good luck, and may the Drayano be with you.
 
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Hydragon51

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Dang you must be crazy to do an Alphabetlocke of Rising Ruby. Also gives me an excuse to read Reborn. Following.
 
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BeyondTheFail

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Dang it, now I really want to get something working so I can play Rising Ruby. Thank you.

Wishing you much better luck with letters!
 
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CyndaKill

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w-wally, senpai?
holy dragon breath? DRAGON BREATH?
Man, wally's still stuck reading the picture books about playnav and pokeballs?
Bellsprout's... nice I guess? I mean, you already had a treecko so...
 

Mr Spaz

I caught the big– OH SHIT
Pokédex No.
399
Caught
Jul 6, 2019
Messages
263
Location
Under your bed. I found $50
Nature
Modest
Pronouns
"Your Majesty" is gender neutral. (he/him)
Pokémon Type
Electric, Flying, Ghost

Is it just me, or does it look like Norman's making a >.< face here?
I mean, it does fit with the caption
 
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DerogatoryTrainer

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@Drymus - Well they gave it to him the first time right?
IS WALLY IN ON THIS SCHEME?!?
Fuck I'm going to have to actually write a conclusion to what started as a joke, aren't I?

@Miki-chan13 - I'd be fine with it.
Except for the part where my beautiful talented children come into play. Birch ain't getting near them.
But hey there's more trainers out there for shipping possibilities so wait and see I guess?
She is the angriest Bellsprout who ever lived...

@War Anvil - By that you mean harsh words and unnecessary cruelty?
Glad to be of service!

@Hydragon51 - I'm only slightly crazy...
But why would you need an excuse to read that?
It's the greatest form of literature known to one man!
Me!

@BeyondtheFail - Ugh...it took so much effort...There's a guy called Corporal Saturn on Youtube and I just followed his guide.
Thank you! I hope we'll get at least one A in this run!

@Cyndakill - What?! He's cute for a guy!
I suppose Treecko is in the Dragon breeding group.
I guess the Pokemon world has that stuff.
Don't know why there's a whole book on them though...
Don't like the word "had" there pal.

@MrSpaz - Nobody likes Zigzagoon.
Anybody who does is just a No-Balls.
@webobo - And it's only just started!
Wait till it spans a thousand episodes like in One Piece.

@Gaunt - Thankfully Wally has the sense to evolve it into Gallade.
"He says as Norman stabs me in the back"

@Hycrox - Nope! None of that vanilla shit in here my friend!
Although 3 Kanto Pokemon in a row is a bit annoying...

@DemICE - Challenge provided. Roxanne was incredibly tricky and...well find out for yourself below.
Huh...Fire/Poison? Haven't seen that before.

@DreamblitzX - Wait...is the League in Uranium a tournament?
Because I like the sound of that...

@Dragon116 - Yes...It's...Ame's fault I'm like this...yes...
Fuck now I have to make up something good.



Right! Let's catch us a new team-member!



And it's a Psyduck!




Caught instantly too.

It must want to be friends.




And our letter for this capture is?



D!

Damn that's an easy letter to nickname with.



Daffy, Donald, Darkwing...

Lot of options...but I think I'll go with...



DUUUUUUCK DOOOOODGERS!

Of the 24 1/2 century!

Loved that show when I was younger.

And Psyduck will have great letters when he evolves with G, D and D!



Since route 104 is the one route that I'm allowed to catch two Pokemon on, I think I'll catch one on the south end near Petalburg and another to the north of the forest.

I think the Pokemon are different up there as well so it's basically another route anyway.



Speaking of other captures...



Gonna skip the trainers on this route and see what Petalburg woods will give me.



Aaaaannnndddd...



It's a Slakoth.



Great.




It's not that I'd rather something better...

But Truant is a terrible ability and is going to take a lot of work to get around.



Jesus...where can I get that lifestyle?



Although...Slakoth does have bad letters...let's just see what Nickname it gets.



L huh?

That might get it a place on the team later on...

But Vigoroth has V and W and Slaking ain't much better being with S and L...



Welcome aboard for however long until you get boxed forever Lackadaisy.

I like your nickname though.

I'm so clever.



Right...let's level up the new recruits.




Telling me this doesn't matter.

Any time I try it, the enemy trainer somehow develops ninja reflexes and blocks it.



Petalburg is like 20 metres away kid.



Eh why not?





Happy to help!

Now what do I get?



...



...



Okay you little shit.

This is the part where you give me something for my good deed.



...



...



I don't like you kid.





Can I eat it?












You must get mugged a lot.




Growlithe huh?

This is your time to shine Dodgers!



Uh...

Good job!




Fucking Roar...

Vincent!

Dracarys!



YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA-



-FFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK.

I forgot this is the retard that uses Full Restores on Zigzagoons in the vanilla game.



AND HE ROARS AGAIN!



At this rate everyone will get a turn...





...

Finish it off maybe?



Ugh...fucking Truant...



AGAIN?!

Does he even know anything else?

Okay I'm not spending anymore time on this battle.





Cool.

I'm gonna beat up more trainers off-screen now.
















Okay go that done.

Let's go talk to this science guy who is not dressed for the forest.




...




Is that a Shroomish?



JESUS!

Unnecessary close-up there game.





And you are?

Like do you have a name?

Or are you just faceless grunt #1?




Papers?

Guys it's 2016.

We store things on floppy disks now.




Really.

Hide behind the nearest child is your plan?




No?

I'd probably help you beat him up at this point.

I mean what the fuck is he doing carrying sensitive information into a fucking forest?





...

Is...are you posing?






Well that was easy.



...Thanks?




I mean...should I just beat the corpses or...?






What a strange man...




And thanks to you, I've lost faith in every scientist in this region.




What really?

It's a bit early don't you think?




...

Right. YOU made this.




...You invented Pokemon healing...

You know what gang?

I think I fucking despise this guy.

I don't even know where the amount of anger I have toward this guy is coming from.

Probably because he's a worthless hack taking credit for other people's achievements and being an absolute coward.





Yes.

Because you OF ALL PEOPLE are useful in a crisis.



I am going to try my hardest to ruin that man's life.



Jesus...why am I so annoyed by this nameless NPC?




A Surskit will only get you beaten up kid.

Like right now for example.



Well no other way but north.




































ACHOO!



Someone must be talking about me...

Ah whatever...new Pokemon time!



Buneary huh?

Interesting...




Well that was easy.



Let's see what this bunny gets...



M?



The Rabbit Queen.

Not a bad addition.

Letters aren't great though...B is fine but M and R aren't.

And when she evolves it gets worse...

Bah...future Sean's problem.



Well team's filled up.

One more Pokemon and the Alphabet-Locke rules take hold and ruin this leisurely walk through Hoenn.



Need to find out how to get back to Reborn too.

Which will be hard considering there are no airports there or in Hoenn.

And it's a land-locked region surrounded by mountains and desert...

Fuck this is gonna be a bother.



But at least we're back in civilization after being stuck out in the boonies for a week.




And if it isn't the girl I can't help but be suspicious of...




...I suppose...

12 buildings IS more than 3...




Might as well.

I could buy a plane with the Champion's salary.

They get paid right?




And off she goes.



And off I go to the Center.



Cheers Nurse Joy.




Whoa...



That takes me back...

Back when Wi-fi was just a myth and the house computer was dial-up...and weighed a metric ton.

And Ash still had a chance of winning a Pokemon league...



Well enough of that.

I need to get Cut.



There he i-



...




...

...

...

...



...

I have a weird sense of deja vu when I look at you...

And I get the smell of...grease?

...

Sorry to bother you...




Wow!

I didn't even need to edit in that compliment!

I like you Cut-Man.





Ha!

Modesty.



Apparently Drayno edited the game so HMs were more useful.

So now Cut does 70 damage and is Grass typed.



It'll be useful for Roxanne at least.



Speaking of...



IN WE GO!

(The pokeball thing is a nice touch ain't it?)

















Whoa.

Forgot how this place looked in Gen 6...



Hey.



And you must be in a lot of pain after falling from heaven~



Okay...ignore my "amazing" pick-up lines then.

See if I care!



So...status effects then?

That's all those money-grabbing schools teach every time I check them out.




Well shucks...

Wait no...I mean "WELL DUHHHHH!!!"





...

I can still see you from here Roxanne!



I CAN STI-

Oh nevermind.



JESUS FUCK!

Why would you just yell like that!?



Yeah?



...



I don't ask non-trainer scum like you for advice.

God damn No-Balls.
No-Balls is how the Pokemon trainer refers to a non-Pokemon trainer derogatorily.

The phrase was coined literally ten seconds before this explanation was written.

It refers to the non-trainer, The "No-Balls", having a) no actual Pokeballs like all Trainers have and b) For being a coward and not training magical creatures

It is very clever and if you disagree...well you're just a No-Balls then


Aaaaaannnndddd...



Crushed them all.

Oh but in that last battle...



Vincent got to level 16!

And we all know what happens to starters at level 16~

Well...except for the two Gens after Hoenn...son't know what went on there...



Uh...right...






Damn...I don't remember evolution being this...dramatic...



Ayyyy he's done cooking!



Buuut he's still a complete idiot.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ONE-TIME GAG VINNIE!

Sigh...let's just fight Roxanne...



Team-shot before we go in...





















So Roxanne...



Wanna battle?



She'll have too soon enough~

And yes I am implying that I'll beat you.



Would a Dragonite be revived from that fossil?

I mean they already exist today so there's not much point...



Oh right...the gym battle.



You literally had a front row seat to me kicking the shit out of all your gym trainers.

OF COURSE YOU'D EXPECT ME TO GET HERE!



Sure.

I'm going to "rock" your world baby!





WHOA!!!






Because she caused a breeze just by posing...

Oh anyway...



That's not even Italian...what are you even s-?

Look. Gym battle time.

Lesgo.




And one d-



-amn Onix with Sturdy.



Shit...that lowered his speed...



And she healed it.

Well at least we can whittle down her restores on this usel-



...Explosion?

Onix can learn Explosion?




ONIX CAN LEARN EXPLOSION!

THIS IS BAD!



THIS IS REALLY, REALLY BAD!



WAIT! WAIT!

Onix has awful attack and Explosion is a physical move.

Plus it isn't stab so we should be oka-




Oh god no.



No no no.



...





...



...



...I will Vinnie...I will...




...a fucking Normal Gen suicide lead...

Of all things she could have done...I didn't expect that...




He did.

He's gone.

Take this thing down so we can go.




...

What's she up to?



Storm Drain?

...

I'm still pissed about Vinnie but...

Damn she's good.



Ain't no good here.



Pff...says the Poison/Grass?



Tch...



Normally I never use Growth but we'll need the extra oomph.





Christ...it's only been two turn and I'm already on the back foot against this thing...




Grrr...all these stat debuffs are not making my mood any better...



Don't-



She did.



Fucking hell we didn't even lay a leaf on it.

This hack is a lot worse than I thought...



Take some hits Lackadaisy!

I need to heal Regalia!

Actually...



This will buy me some time...



Time I'll desperately need...




Glad I thought to give her one beforehand.

I gave a Cheri to a few others for that Nosepass that spams Thunder Wave...



Ugh...she'll be lucky to get any attack off now...




Later! Now, unless you want to sleep forever, hit it with Cut!




Poor choice of words!

Get back!



We'll use Xena's flying attacks to knock it out while it's aslee-



OH GOD IT WOKE UP.

OH GOD IT HAS A GEM!





Yes. Yes it was.

But I'm caught between her rocks and a hard place...

Christ this shouldn't be this hard!

I have thr-

...

TWO Pokemon with a type advantage!



Try your best Mar-




Well that was a bust.



I'll try Bellsprout again...




Finally! Some actual dama-



Ohhhh that's not a lot...




Fuck.

Fuck fuck fuck.

This fucking Lileep.

...

Growth.



Mad enough to evolve mid-battle, maybe?



Thought not.

Let's try this one more time.




Fuck it.

All or nothing Regalia.

I'm running out of Potions and we still haven't got to her ace yet.



C'mon....



YES!





Ohhhhhh thank christ...that monster is finally dead.



Good job Reg.

Take a break.



Archen huh?

Couple of water guns should do it...





Well...we're halfway there...



Hmmm...Dodgers is hurt from that Archen so...





Same as before Daisy!

Soak up hits while I heal!




It's a good thing Truant doesn't affect healing...




Good. Yawn worked.

Hmmm try Cut. Daisy.

I want to see how effective it'll be...




Not enough to make a difference.



Aaaand it woke up.

This is just not my gym battle today.



I've been pretty much leaning on Regalia for this entire fight now.




BUT THERE'S A REASON I DIDN'T USE DODGERS!

FUCK!



Wait no! That'll use up the-



...Cheri berry...



I swear if this thing uses Thunder Wa-




GOD DAMN IT!




GOD DAMN IT!!!




Okay. Calm down...I can still turn this around...

Maybe a crit Reg?




Tch...this Nosepass sure is bulky...



...



...

I am done with this mother fucking Nosepass.

So done.



This is your last Potion Regalia. Make it count.





*exhales*

THANK FUCKING GOD.



Yeah sure. Great work Reg. Without you I would have lost.




Right Dodgers.

I've wasted enough time on that Lileep and Nosepass.

End the next two quickly alright?




Good...



Tirtouga?

Oh for fucks sake.

REG!





I know...I'm fucking exhausted too.

I really regret that level cap rule I put in...




Please don't.

I don't want to go through that ordeal again.




Someone better inform Clair then.




Yyyyyyeeee-

Fuck it. I don't have the energy to be happy about this.





Thanks can I go now?



...



Yeah...whatever...






Shut the fuck up.



Tch...I need to go make a death box now.







...



That is none of my business.



I have more important things to do...



Ah Vinnie.

I can't tell you how upset I am that you died.

I was ready to beat this whole thing with you by my side.

But you were slain at the first hurdle...

It wasn't anyone's fault really. Nobody could have seen THAT coming.



But it wasn't meant to be.

Sigh...



Rest well my friend.

In the Alphter-life.



...

Fucking hell.

I haven't lost a starter before.

...

Well the show must go on.

Next time.




























 

Xurkitree

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Your posting at the time of this post.

Anf Full restores so early?I know they are rich nintendo, but really?FULL RESTORES??

KIDNAPPING!

 

Squiggy Azalea

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Woah

RIP Vincent, he was a cool lizard.

Also, alphabetlocke without reverse orders as well? What heresy is this?!

*casually points at the completed alphabetlocke he has, which has both normal and reverse alphabet orders*

Even though I'm like the only one who did that in these forums

Oops
 
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wai- no
no
NOOOOO WHY VINNIE
DID I ACCIDENTALLY PREDICT HIS DEATH BY PUTTING HAD INSTEAD OF HAS?
NOOO - well I mean it's better than the other thing, where I thought roxanne in this hack had a MEGA AERODACTYL....
 

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Ouch, that gym battle was rough. RIP Vinnie and thank Arceus for Regalia. Hopefully the next one goes a bit smoother.
 

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