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Thread Description
wait i lied there is now actual knives involved along with the sporks (18 - dec 03)

Lumaeus

The Hero of Vine
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
239
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
438
Location
Kokiri Forest
Nature
Brave
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
  1. Grass
  2. Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon is trying its best to fight the good fight.
Oh. Oh my. That is not the light romp through an amusing background story I was expecting. Fire has a distinct vendetta against you, and I can't offer you any reprieve. Just sympathy. So much sympathy.

no one is stronger than the ocean. you can only love and respect it and pray it respects you. (if it loves you, then it will not allow you to leave.)
That's terrifying. Let us all be unloved, then.

should probably get my badge now before a swarm of lobsters rise from the ocean to devour you for your impudence.
Have you ever read Frank Schätzing's monster of a novel The Swarm? It's an environmental thriller that begins with the ocean starting to get uppity. It's an intense time.

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Careful! That badge is very swallowable.

stars i thought i was done with high school
Oh please. High school never ends, and fashion has always been the tool of literal Nazis (see also: Hugo Boss and possibly Coco Chanel).

G L O W C A T

i love the implications that Steven either
1. has been in this room longer than any of the spelunkers have been here
2. walked by them and left them for dead
They're NPCs in Pokemon. 90% have nothing useful to give, so of course he didn't bother talking to them.
 

songwithnosoul

Kanto League Champion
Pokédex No.
657
Caught
Aug 11, 2019
Messages
153
Location
A lovely winter dream
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
they/them/their
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. Ghost
Wow, Juan is kind of a jerk in this game, huh? I enjoyed your indignation at him, and your speech about praying that the ocean respects you but does not love you was very powerful and cool. Thanks for taking one for the team and actually talking to him after! This talking-to-gym-leaders thing is a neat addition to this game and I enjoy that you include it.

I also love your drawings! Especially the Sagwa used Flash one. Adorable, fantastic shading.

And the side quest where you had to rescue all of the people lost in Granite Cave without Flash and your confusion that they all knew Sagwa's name had me laughing out loud for real. Also the line about Steven leaving them for dead.
 

Kyro909

Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
430
Caught
Jul 8, 2019
Messages
20
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
She/Her or Xe/Xem
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. ???
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #23
@Lumaeus : whoops, sorry. i'm told every story i tell is either hilarious or traumatizing, with no in-between.

I haven't read that one yet, but it's definitely on the pile now! thanks for the rec, it sounds right up my alley!

GLOW CAT honestly cats are already so freaking weird (but lovable), that if i saw a glowing cat in a cave i would probably shrug, give it my respects, and go on about my day



@songwithnosoul : yeah i don't care much for Juan, but if there weren't annoying characters there couldn't be good characters.

aw, thanks! i had a lot of fun drawing that one, cats and pink are great to work with in art.

nice to hear i gave someone a giggle!



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hhhhhhhm eventually


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but first!!


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gasp! an oval baby! the sun of apollo!


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and,,, apparently very lucky with crits,,,,,,



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sorry Frosty... wish i'd gotten the chance to know you better...



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well now i have to catch him


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ah! no wonder he is so angry and violent. i shall have to teach him constructive ways to rebel against humanity


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now, the chinchou line has a LOT of inspiration to choose from. they've got traits from lantern fish, dolphins, and - most obviously - anglerfish. Lophii here is short for Lophiiformes, the order of anglerfish.

lax is... hm. ok, i guess.


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you realize pollution from the shore drains into the water, right??


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stay strong, lil dude


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ah! the kid with gamer-vision


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ah, kids...


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UM????


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CHILD PLEASE LEAVE THE BEACH AND NEVER RETURN??? FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY???????

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oh thank stars a distraction


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pfft


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wow me too!! to both points


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awwww? ily2 babies uwu


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... hey Geo want to be a Tank?


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yep! that's a cat alright!


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yes, the Dead do tend to hold grudges.


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i'm very fond of the line, yes


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hmmmmm as a general rule i don't interact with reporters, but...


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what the heck


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i strive for all conversations to be like that. i do not succeed, but i do try.


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why?? pokemon are good and pure.

spook the humans.


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im a floridian i wouldn't even blink at those. try harder.


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hmmmm... i'll come back later. i don't know if you can only teach it once, so i want it to be a good match


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aw don't feel bad! you did startle me! ... mostly because i exist in a constant state of hyper-vigilance and react to any sudden loud noise with an extreme fight/flight response, but still!


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that's,,, not how that works


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ngl i LOVE contests



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um i guess so? i don't have a great sense of what is and isn't romantic


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aw me too!!


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oh no someone explain to this poor boy


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ah! a fellow artistic scientist!


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tell me what secrets lurk in my children's eyes

(also this episode is out of order, so this was before i got Lophii and Frosty perished)

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well that's a contrast


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he remembers his ancestral element


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considering monarch's ridiculous migration and the challenges that come with it, i'm not surprised


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gasp! my son takes after me!


-insert lost Nigripes screenshot-
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huh. that one has interesting implications


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aw! you shall become an ecosystem unto yourself, son!


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-pounding fists on table- SECRET BASE! SECRET BASE! SECRET BASE!


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hmmmm when's National Free Balloon Day?


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meanwhile the people who come to where i work are all "why is the air so salty and smell like fish" and i just point at the fecking GULF OF MEXICO behind them


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oh my stars did you kidnap some garden eels??


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someone protect this man until i've finished laughing

... ok i'm better now

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an angry daughter


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this one was scripted shiny, but i still feel special when those sparkles appear


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this special girl is named after Phycodurus eques, the leafy seadragon. i've always loved those things

timid huh? i'll take it!


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i think that's a fair bet in general. especially in this world, where purple things are often toxic.


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this person is a) very unique and useful, and b) obviously here to torment me for my sins, as you will soon understand


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i'll have to come back and just,,, suffer thru the puns once i get a viable gem


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probably fun, unless you're claustrophobic


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frankly my ingrained response to questions about weird people doing weird things is "don't worry, we're just band kids". this does not usually make people feel better.


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sounds like the kind of person i'm gonna fistfight


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what is it one of those tl;dr plaques?


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oh you just have trouble reading! i'm sorry, i never mean to make people feel bad about things like that


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NO!! SUPPORT YOUR MUSEUMS!!!


also my baby Hufflepuff just got into the laundry and is stealing all my socks, so i have to go stop her. Night/Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Void y'all!
 

Lumaeus

The Hero of Vine
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
239
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
438
Location
Kokiri Forest
Nature
Brave
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
  1. Grass
  2. Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon is trying its best to fight the good fight.
Truly an angel, even before events forced the halo and wings.

Kids will be kids.

yes, the Dead do tend to hold grudges.
Rainer Maria Rilke would disagree, as stated in his the first Duino Elegy in my favorite translation by Stephen Mitchell:

In the end, those who were carried off early no longer need us:
they are weaned from earth's sorrows and joys, as gently as children
outgrow the soft breasts of their mothers. But we, who do need
such great mysteries, we for whom grief is so often
the source of our spirit's growth--: could we exist without them?


hmmmm... i'll come back later. i don't know if you can only teach it once, so i want it to be a good match
Serious question about Nuzlocke policy. Do you not feel comfortable saving, checking this out, and then reloading the save? Since it's a pre-decided, "just-checking," non progress thing, it wouldn't bother me.


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that's,,, not how that works
You are plainly not cut out for politics.

aw! you shall become an ecosystem unto yourself, son!
I really did enjoy this line, but as someone with intestinal flora outnumbering the cells of his own body I gotta ask, aren't we all ecosystems?

I love him.

NO!! SUPPORT YOUR MUSEUMS!!!
Preach!
 

songwithnosoul

Kanto League Champion
Pokédex No.
657
Caught
Aug 11, 2019
Messages
153
Location
A lovely winter dream
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
they/them/their
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. Ghost
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gasp! an oval baby! the sun of apollo!
Aww. Wholesome reaction.

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sorry Frosty... wish i'd gotten the chance to know you better...
Killed before he could show his true potential. Sad. The portraits you do of dead teammates are a great touch, by the way. It's a nice tribute and your art's lovely.

ah! no wonder he is so angry and violent. i shall have to teach him constructive ways to rebel against humanity
Can't blame him, honestly.

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yep! that's a cat alright!
My cat's saying that right this very second!

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aw! you shall become an ecosystem unto yourself, son!
Great way of looking at it!

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this one was scripted shiny, but i still feel special when those sparkles appear
Shinies are always exciting, even if they're scripted! (Okay, maybe except the Red Gyarados...)

also my baby Hufflepuff just got into the laundry
What a great name.
 

Kyro909

Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
430
Caught
Jul 8, 2019
Messages
20
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
She/Her or Xe/Xem
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. ???
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #26
@Lumaeus : hm, that's fair. a revisement: the regretful and wronged Dead tend to hold grudges.

oh i'm absolutely fine with save-stating, i just don't always think of it when i'm playing

ahahaha no i am HORRIBLE at politics.

it is true that we are all ecosystems, but it might be said it is doubly so for a ground tortoise with actual hecking plants growing on his back and the secrets of the arthropods



@songwithnosoul : aafljalsdjfds thanks! i really enjoy drawing, pokemon, and drawing pokemon.

oh hey my cats are too!

it's true, fun colors are fun colors regardless of origin

Hufflepuff was the result of my having .5 seconds to come up with a name before my dad named her Skunk. she doesn't look quite as much as a badger as she did when she was literally a day old, but she is as ferocious and stubborn as one, so she does my House proud.



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see this guy gets it!!


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ikea instruction submarine


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sorry, ikea instruction ferry


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if you think i am giving you a refund, you've gotta 'nother thing comin


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sure i'll hunt him down


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but first!


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always liked this kind of challenge


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we're not getting lava cookies for a while, so Worth It


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second... a son!


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awwwww poor bab


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i don't think i ever used this guy and i can't remember how on earth i came up with a biology name for him?


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oh. guess i didn't. boo past me! try harder!!


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anyway let's get this over with


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ah, what amazing dreams to have. terrifying, but amazing.


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i do actually wish museums could be free so information could be accessed regardless of economical class, but i understand why they have to charge entry fees in this economy


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oh! yeah. i have,,, trouble. with faces. one of my best friends used to cut/dye her hair and not warn me so i would spend the first hour of school looking for the person standing right next to me.


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HAH that's actually a pretty great burn


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oooh thanks thief is really useful!!


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bye! have a nice life!


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sure


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i also really like this addition!!


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you can try?


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your muse, sir?


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hi im the mailman


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i didn't say i was a good mailman


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oooooh take lots of video!! i want to see the abyss my dad's side of the family swim-crawled out of!!


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asdb,fnasef i just choked on my drink


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there's nothing to be ashamed of, i am an avid d&d-er


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nnnnnNOPE.


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you can guess how this went


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no


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aw poor dude. i get that.


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i--


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whoops


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no you weren't


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you guys should really probably get to a center before you get savaged by wild wingull


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please do not actually shoot people out of cannons,,, SKYLA


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hm, i more of bag delivered them? honestly if my bag wasn't dimensionally transcendent these parts would be incredibly smushed.


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wait no


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sorry suddenly i am the us government and need your driver's license, social security number, car registration, voter's license, deed to your house, and your and all immediate familys' birth certificates to prove you aren't an illegal pod person. until such time you prove your identity i will have nothing to do with your requests, even if that request is something involving basic human rights. sorry, i don't make the rules. what do you think this is, a democracy??


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yes, the sea is very important to global-


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-wait that is NOT a foolproof plan-


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i mean as long as it is an actual rational discussion and not you loudly trying to 'mansplain things to me while ignoring everything i say, i'd be fine with this


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aw man you actually got my hopes up!


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and then i was so offended we murdered him too quickly for the photos to develop properly


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oooh scoundrel! i haven't been called that one in a while!


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i mess with any and everyone i feel deserves it


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remember that even barnacles have feelings. screaming counts as a feeling.


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It's-


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oh? i did not give him my codename??


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probably the same thing you want to use them for?


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i am no longer liable for any damage or mugging of these parts, so be careful


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oooh gift shop time!


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not gonna ask why they have a basement in a building in a water-level city...


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oh my stars i deal with people like this so often it's not even funny.
"where's the kid section?!"
"sir this is a pet supply store"


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oooh!!!


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so many useful things...


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gimme


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no


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yes i'll take this in a medium please


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i would, were i not a sad, broke college student


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???


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um.


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UM.


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oh look a distraction from trauma!!


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gotta love trinkets... except the sharpedo teeth. i've been bitten one to many times to tempt fate like that. granted, the ten-incher didn't do much more than nibble my foot, but the three footer took a heckin chunk outta my hand.


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you


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yup! they make great dive spots too!


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leave me alone


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oh hey someone i don't have the urge to hiss at


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ngl i'd be interested if there was a two-player pokemon game like this


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why is everyone i know a gossip


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oh right. the pokedex. of a nuzlocker.


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aw, that's cute


anyway im falling asleep as i type so, till next time!!
 

Lumaeus

The Hero of Vine
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
239
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
438
Location
Kokiri Forest
Nature
Brave
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
  1. Grass
  2. Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon is trying its best to fight the good fight.
we're not getting lava cookies for a while, so Worth It
I just got through the Battle Factory this Saturday. These games are fun, and Nuzlocke-friendly.

i do actually wish museums could be free so information could be accessed regardless of economical class, but i understand why they have to charge entry fees in this economy
It's not the economy; it's the jingoistic priorities of the government.

That's fair. That's really, really fair.

i am an avid d&d-er
Ooh. Which edition? What sort of class? Or do you run the show?

Honestly though, you could probably get some effective punishment by simply giving unholy amounts of otherwise innocuous body parts to failures. Like, 40 eyelashes each? Where do they come from? Are they some kind of threat?

sorry suddenly i am the us government and need your driver's license, social security number, car registration, voter's license, deed to your house, and your and all immediate familys' birth certificates to prove you aren't an illegal pod person. until such time you prove your identity i will have nothing to do with your requests, even if that request is something involving basic human rights. sorry, i don't make the rules. what do you think this is, a democracy??
No. No I do not.

They'll be elated to hear how the climate's been going.

gotta love trinkets... except the sharpedo teeth. i've been bitten one to many times to tempt fate like that. granted, the ten-incher didn't do much more than nibble my foot, but the three footer took a heckin chunk outta my hand.
Florida sounds just...so Florida.
 

songwithnosoul

Kanto League Champion
Pokédex No.
657
Caught
Aug 11, 2019
Messages
153
Location
A lovely winter dream
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
they/them/their
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. Ghost
Haha I like the title of this part

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ikea instruction submarine
*snort*

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sure i'll hunt him down
Geeze, I forgot how much of the early Hoenn games is fetch quests.

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second... a son!
I think it's lovely how you call your Pokémon that.

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i do actually wish museums could be free so information could be accessed regardless of economical class, but i understand why they have to charge entry fees in this economy
Agreed. At least this one is pretty cheap.

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HAH that's actually a pretty great burn
Some of these dialogue additions to this hack are amazing. Thank you for spotlighting them.

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oooooh take lots of video!! i want to see the abyss my dad's side of the family swim-crawled out of!!
That got an actual, real-life laugh out of me. It's not the first time you've done that.

oh? i did not give him my codename??
I really enjoy the morse code codename running joke.

Again, I'm really glad you're taking the time to explore these new additions.

gotta love trinkets... except the sharpedo teeth. i've been bitten one to many times to tempt fate like that. granted, the ten-incher didn't do much more than nibble my foot, but the three footer took a heckin chunk outta my hand.
OUCH. (I feel like this is a good time to add that your marine biology(?) background also adds an interesting perspective to your commentary, that's another cool thing about this Nuzlocke.)

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why is everyone i know a gossip
Hahaha.
 

Kyro909

Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
430
Caught
Jul 8, 2019
Messages
20
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
She/Her or Xe/Xem
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. ???
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #29
@Lumaeus : ok first off i legit started laughing so hard i ended up crying on the floor over the ominous eyelashes thing, so thank you for that

my friends and i do a lot of experimental one shots, so i have a LOT of characters, and do end up DMing sometimes. we generally stick with 5e, but we also like coming up with custom things. probably the character i'm best known for is H'yu, my gay little halfling therapist Paladin of Ioun. but the classes that comes most naturally to me are Druid and Bard!

florida is indeed florida. the australia of america.



@songwithnosoul : i was raised with animals being just as much a part of the family as humans, so it carries over!

yeah Z-nogyrop is a brilliant mad lass! i'm really hoping she finishes this hack

i always enjoy making people laugh!

lol i can't blame you for thinking i'm a marine biologist, considering how sea-focused this run is (not that i chose hoenn to be mostly water, but i'm not complaining either). but nope, i'm actually a general biologist with a special interest in herpetology! my dad is the marine biologist, and i learned a lot of stuff from him. that's actually where the abyss joke came from - his fellow Hydrolab aquanauts dubbed him "three-quarters mermaid", the highest of anyone there.



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i like how there's all this lore on how the bottom path is for walkers and pokemon and the high path is for bikers...


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... and then, even though i missed the screenshot photograph, Brendan just pedals up on his bike on the bottom path.


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yup! i have to admit i wondered what they were doing in-between a beach and a volcano, and also on the rainshadow desert side of the volcano at that, but. y'know. Nature finds a way, and all that.


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"climate change" and "human-introduced invasive species" might be correct answers, but they are not good answers. -sips root beer while staring down an anaconda across the street-


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if you hurry you could probably catch him-


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oh!! the sabres were lost years ago but i have some dull swords-


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oh. oh a pokemon battle,,, not,,, a fencing challenge,,,


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hoooooooo at least THIS critical hit fire attack didn't manage to kill


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that is the point, yes


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bro me too


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yesssss gimme my weird magical metal detector


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gotta love these strange lil children that hold no care for the laws of the universe


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u jinxed it, i am now going to head directly north and somehow find myself in sootopolis


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thANK the STARS finally a somewhat-useful STAB move on this son


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there is no 'perhaps' here, but yes


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wow that's a mood


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eldritch abominations deserve love too!!!


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oh? a psychic gym double battle is in the cards this early?


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well, i'll do better than the wife at least. she's terrified of creepy mirrors


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my greatest sympathies. no, really. my mother is determined i settle down with a nice partner and give her grandkids, and my aro-ace arse is just ",,,,,,,?"


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stars i know it


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get her a pokemon. let her live her dream now. i am more than willing to break my nuzlocke rules and catch this lady a pokemon, i've had enough of society ruining dreams and chances for people with uteruses.


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no??? honestly being 'satisfied' or 'unsatisfied' with your kids is such a creepy word choice i don't like this man


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huh, tactical advantage, monstrous moral implications


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okay you are never allowed near my kids ever


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always listen to your instincts, they exist for a reason. any decent person will understand someone being cautious of strangers. if they try and make you feel bad for not trusting them right off the bat, please get far away from them


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i was about to be confused but then i remember my native language is the abomination that is English, so i have no room to judge.


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pfffffthahaha aw buddy! it's ok i once went to STEM camp with a kid from a fishing town like me whose last name was Bank... and his parents named him River. and the horror stories i could tell you about MY name...


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yeah Unova


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oh i guess you just meant this region


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ok but,,, sad broke college student,,,


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i tried to look up if 241 is some kind of pop culture reference and all i discovered was AMS 241 is Pop Culture Class at College Of Staten Island


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oh nevermind he explains- wait?? two for one?? for free??? that only works if the bikes are free. i know i shouldn't inspect the teeth of gift horses, but still??


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well, thanks regardless of my bafflement


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i mean. probably not followed, i got a sense for that after the third time an unmarked white van stalked me on the way home from school, but possibly watched. i can't sense drones, cameras, and satellites?


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well that's rude. there's a very distinct cultural difference between 'dude' and 'guy', and it is best to be respectful of what people wish to be called


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i mean one time an eight year old gave me a grade 2 concussion with a rock, you don't have to tell me how dangerous they are


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yeah? i figured the goblins are getting a great laugh over it, so i just let it be.


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i'm NOT going to use this on the goblins. just to be clear.


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you ever heard a rock explode? there's nothing subtle about it.


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of course


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mhhm. have a nice day, Rock Smash Dude. i'll let any suspicious rocks know to stay away from you.


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well,,, THAT hits a bit close to home right now,,,


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hm...


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hm!


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i can't bring back my best friend's mom, but i can help a stranger with that pain at least


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uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh you're welcome?? i never know what to do when people thank me for being a decent human being with a working level of empathy


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please imagine me awkwardly floundering and desperately avoiding eye contact while trying to seem like i'm not because people always get Upset™ when i'm "rude"
why is it even considered rude staring someone down is a direct threat in most of the rest of the natural world why are humans like this

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thank you??? i mean i really don't need rewarded for being a okay person


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um okay thanks


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(Substitute, Charge Beam, Swords Dance, Hidden Power, U-turn)
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well,,, if i were any good at playing slots in this gen, had the patience for gambling in general, or had a lot of money, i would indeed be made happy by the casino


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oh!! a little brother!!!


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uh-oh. looks like i'm gonna have to fistfight someone. by which i mean this uncle.


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good they deserved it


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wAIT WAIT WAIT BACK UP HERE. I KNOW I DID NOT HEAR YOU THREATEN MY LITTLE BROTHER'S PARTNER HYENA


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wally if that ever happens call me and i will personally fistfight the dragon lord of the ozone and your entire stupid family in your honor


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yes!! you tell him!!!

his uncle is potentially on really dangerous ground here, frankly. i don't know if this world's Wally has problems with chronic illness, but if he does? oh boy. us kids who grow up constantly in pain and in-and-out-and-in of the hospital are a right force to be reckoned with. especially since Wally always struck me as adapting to the trauma in a similar way i and a lot of other kids did: we don't enjoy hurting people and will go out of our way to avoid doing so if the only one threatened is ourselves, but if someone we love is in danger? we can and will b r e a k the person stupid enough to threaten them.


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hi baby brother!


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um. as long as you're angling to loose to prove a point? i'm sorry but i can't just let any of my kids die


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um. um. hey team how convincingly can you play dead??? if you really want???


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aaaaaaaaa please let this go well


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gghhhhhkkk i can't actually pretend either of wally's first two pokemon are a threat to me?


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oh? what's that Crocuta? this mightyena is the strongest you've ever met, you say? only my strongest and bulkiest pokemon has a chance against his power??


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ngl, that mightyena was actually a threat. if he had scored a crit on any of my other pokemon, things could've ended very badly


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aaaAAAAAAA I FEEL HORRIBLE

I MEAN IT WOULD'VE BEEN CRUELER TO LIE TO HIM ABOUT HIS CURRENT FISTFIGHTING STRENGTH, BUT STILL


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hECK OFF i've got like eighteen years of practice on this kid!! he's doing his best!! leave him alone!!!


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you know what! call out your pokemon, let's see how strong YOU are!!


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you shouldn't have to, dearest


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i don't like cursing, but you, fool? YOU are a lil b I T C H


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YOU are going to stop being a dumbarse one way or another - either grow up or i will steal away your nephew and leave rayquaza to devour you bigots


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HECK. OFF.
 

Lumaeus

The Hero of Vine
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
239
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
438
Location
Kokiri Forest
Nature
Brave
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
  1. Grass
  2. Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon is trying its best to fight the good fight.
This hack is amazing. The old woman who wanted to be a trainer; the woman missing her mother; the expanded Wally story. 12/10

my gay little halfling therapist Paladin
Every word in here pleases me. Especially since I almost exclusively play Paladins. You go you funky little Paladin.

This is the single most dramatic screenshot on the internet.

I have doubts Rydel has any business training.
 

songwithnosoul

Kanto League Champion
Pokédex No.
657
Caught
Aug 11, 2019
Messages
153
Location
A lovely winter dream
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
they/them/their
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. Ghost
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"climate change" and "human-introduced invasive species" might be correct answers, but they are not good answers. -sips root beer while staring down an anaconda across the street-
Yikes.

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oh. oh a pokemon battle,,, not,,, a fencing challenge,,,
Heh. Missed opportunity for a Wii Sports: Pokémon edition. Defend your Pokémon in Nuzlockes by challenging other Trainers directly. (But, you know, in a kid-friendly way.)

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gotta love these strange lil children that hold no care for the laws of the universe
I really respect the hack's creator for trying to make sense of how these things work. Item finder finds stuff via echolocation? No idea if that makes any sense, but I respect the attempt.

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u jinxed it, i am now going to head directly north and somehow find myself in sootopolis
Hahaha.

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wow that's a mood
Ugh, I hate how much I relate to this.


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always listen to your instincts, they exist for a reason. any decent person will understand someone being cautious of strangers. if they try and make you feel bad for not trusting them right off the bat, please get far away from them
Genuinely great advice that people need to be aware of.

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i'm NOT going to use this on the goblins. just to be clear.
This is another fun section that I'm glad you screencapped. I enjoyed the jokes about the rock-moving goblins, though to the story about the concussion I say "Ouch."

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well,,, THAT hits a bit close to home right now,,,
Mauville is apparently the town of NPCs with dishearteningly realistic backstories. On one hand the attempt at fleshing them out is cool, but on the other, ow. (Thank you, as always, for showing them off, though. I imagine these can be hard to comment over sometimes, for various reasons.)

why is it even considered rude staring someone down is a direct threat in most of the rest of the natural world why are humans like this
Freaking really.

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um. um. hey team how convincingly can you play dead??? if you really want???
Hahaha.

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oh? what's that Crocuta? this mightyena is the strongest you've ever met, you say? only my strongest and bulkiest pokemon has a chance against his power??
I really enjoyed this gag of winning without making it look very victorious by acting like Wally has you on the ropes. Although, speaking of NPCs with upsettingly realistic unhappy backstories... Poor Wally. Geeze. I can see that one strikes a chord with you. Hopefully if/when the hack is finished his arc will end well.
 

Kyro909

Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
430
Caught
Jul 8, 2019
Messages
20
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
She/Her or Xe/Xem
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. ???
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #32
@Lumaeus : this hack is so great!! i love it

you strike me as a paladin type! also H'yu is gonna keep on goin, no worries about that! our DM (and our own poor life decisions) put him and the rest of the party through absolute hell and he's had to revivify his best friend like four times, but everything ended well!



@songwithnosoul : ngl i would totally buy Wii sports if that was a game on it

it's gonna be ok!! you're not a minor npc in my life!

i mean after your third concussion you kind of become an old hand at it

mauville in general needs a hug?? good thing i have big warm arms for hugging.

honestly if Wally's arc doesn't end happily i will hack this hack and make it.


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i like farming stuff in games bc it's the only time i'm good at it


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you really do not care about winning and i admire that


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a slobbery son!! it's ok, my toothless wonder Ambrosia drools everywhere and her tongue is hanging out all the time too. she had to get all her teeth removed as a kitten because of an autoimmune disorder. this does not impact her life as a purry fat cat that lazes around in laps all day.


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Vermilin is short for Vermilingua - it's a suborder that literally means "worm tongue" and includes the anteaters.
Quiet, huh? i'll take it!


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Wally!! excellent! call me if you need a convenient kidnapping, or an alibi, or bail!


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to be fair, there is a path there, but the rock goblins keep blocking it


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yes have you seen my little brother? he is sad and has greenish hair


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huh. guess this is that cafe


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mmmmmmm...


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kid me too


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this hurts my heart in both good and bad ways


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useful to know!


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a lot of thought went into this cafe and i love it


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i too like it when my friends give me sweet baked goods


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can you feel the weight of your sins?


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wow maybe it's because you treat his partner like trash


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well he's had you as a bad influence for ten years, so i say about time


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aaww it's ok little one! i understand having to do things you don't like to appease people with power over you.


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that said, i also understand that at a point it's no longer worth it. when you're ready to give everybody toxic in your life the finger and run away with me on a magical sibling adventure, just let me know.


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no. no it is not, not at all. children having rights and deserving respect as human beings has always been a HUGE arguing point with my family. they said i'd feel different when i was grown up - i am now grown up, and still believe children deserve to be treated like people with free-will, not puppets you control.


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i literally call my pokemon my kids


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also if you want me to curbstomp your family in either a battle or a fistfight, again, let me know


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that sounds ominous, so i'll just say: be smart


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i like to imagine my avatar is just,,, staring Wally's uncle down while doing this. just blatantly imply that me and my brother's hyena are gonna steal that kid away to a less toxic environment



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anyway this should be good for the gym


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foils are always fun to work with


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can you imagine how much easily i would get horribly lost if teleportation was a common thing


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well this will be simple enough then


and at this point i ended up hyperfocusing and forgot to take screenshots. the gimmick is a code of colored circles that are revealed in the mirrored room. it's really kind of fun.


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although this threw me off enough to remember to take photos while laughing


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i cant remember if vanilla emerald had dialogue changes based on which twin you talked to first but i like it


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oh good, i was about to get nervous about how you two knew my name


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let's find out


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would people stop saying that if they aren't challenging me to a fencing battle!!


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i. i don't remember how or why Crocuta is so over-levelled.


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HAH


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less hah


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finally! bronzors are mini tanks


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Mind Badge Get!!


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just rocks. no goblins. do not smash the goblins.


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useful, but not for my current team


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also useful-but-not-currently


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ahahahaha siblings


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let's gossip now


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well that's one way to handle things


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aw! just like my Gilbert!

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uggghhhhh light pollution. it's hiding my stars and killing my baby sea turtles.


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heck yeah it is, i need a star chart for most of them


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SNRK

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that sounds like an evolutionary disadvantage and a real quick way to get dead, my dude


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as a sibling i know exactly what tone he's talking about


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i had to set my laptop down so it didn't fall to the floor while i rolled around cackling

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the magical bond between twins - or any siblings really - that love each other is both heartening and heartbreaking. very, very heartbreaking i'm still mad at how much the ending of campaign one of Critical Role made me weep.


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that's adorable -sobs into hands-


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and now the other one


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an interesting contrast in word choices


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HAH cats are great! until they figure out how to use mirrors to hide around corners and ambush you the moment you turn your back.


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-looks over at my idiot children. Gilbert de Nacho has tangled himself in his own tail and has his back foot stuck in his ear. Ambrosia is aggressively licking a plastic bag. Cotton Harpsichord keeps turning all the taps on in the bathroom. Hufflepuff War has shoved my dresser open and is taking all my socks, hiding them around the house. Sienna, who is not actually a cat but thinks she is, is napping on the floor right next to her bed, but occasionally gets up to yell at the wall. Sparkle, my leopard gecko, the only sane entity in this entire forsaken house, chews on crickets and watches the velociraptors on tv.-

yeah cats are great i wouldn't trade them for anything


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oh yeah i didn't get good screenshots of this! basically this was what the janitor subquest was about


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reverse turtles


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so does a heatproof bronzor just,,, not float? is there a strange mirror just rolling across the floor to move. what about when they evolve? does bronzong hop??


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smart move, Tate. smart move.


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see Tate? gotta be honest about your fears.


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and chihuahuas are dogs just like any other Good Boi, but i have a respectful wariness of them.


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you did not deny their scariness, Liza. they were appeased by your respect.


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how old are you? i have a really cute little brother who needs some happiness in his life. he hasn't spoken about his romantic preferences to me but at the very least y'all could be friends!!


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oh no im gonna cry again

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i gotta go blow up some rocks
 

Lumaeus

The Hero of Vine
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
239
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
438
Location
Kokiri Forest
Nature
Brave
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
  1. Grass
  2. Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon is trying its best to fight the good fight.
you strike me as a paladin type!
Thank you!

he's had to revivify his best friend like four times
Happens to the best of us, lbr.

This cafe is just such a well done little thing that is indicative of the quality of this hack.

Psychic (?) is my new favorite trainer class.

does bronzong hop??
It flaps, clearly.

Queer representation! 12/10, now I have to play this hack.
 

songwithnosoul

Kanto League Champion
Pokédex No.
657
Caught
Aug 11, 2019
Messages
153
Location
A lovely winter dream
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
they/them/their
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. Ghost
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you really do not care about winning and i admire that
Heh.

Great name!

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Wally!! excellent! call me if you need a convenient kidnapping, or an alibi, or bail!
Everyone needs such a friend.

this hurts my heart in both good and bad ways
Yeah. At least this isn't as unambiguously sad as everything in Mauville...

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can you feel the weight of your sins?
What a wonderfully menacing greeting.

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wow maybe it's because you treat his partner like trash
"He used to be so obedient" is such a chilling thing to say. Like Wally's a stubborn dog, not a human being.

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well he's had you as a bad influence for ten years, so i say about time
Hah. Great line.

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i like to imagine my avatar is just,,, staring Wally's uncle down while doing this. just blatantly imply that me and my brother's hyena are gonna steal that kid away to a less toxic environment
Ooh, that's a great image.

and at this point i ended up hyperfocusing and forgot to take screenshots. the gimmick is a code of colored circles that are revealed in the mirrored room. it's really kind of fun.
It's cool you pointed this out even if you forgot the screenshot. As always, learning more about this cool hack through you is fun.

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Mind Badge Get!!
Still love your art. I enjoy that you celebrate victories as well as deaths through art. I also like how the Pokémon designs blend the Pokémon's canon cartoony design with elements of the real animal's appearance.

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as a sibling i know exactly what tone he's talking about
Yes, same. The sibling interactions here are authentic. And fun.

HAH cats are great! until they figure out how to use mirrors to hide around corners and ambush you the moment you turn your back.
Your cats are very advanced. Mine seem indifferent to the existence of mirrors, even if I hold them so they're staring right at one.

-looks over at my idiot children. Gilbert de Nacho has tangled himself in his own tail and has his back foot stuck in his ear. Ambrosia is aggressively licking a plastic bag. Cotton Harpsichord keeps turning all the taps on in the bathroom. Hufflepuff War has shoved my dresser open and is taking all my socks, hiding them around the house. Sienna, who is not actually a cat but thinks she is, is napping on the floor right next to her bed, but occasionally gets up to yell at the wall. Sparkle, my leopard gecko, the only sane entity in this entire forsaken house, chews on crickets and watches the velociraptors on tv.-

yeah cats are great i wouldn't trade them for anything
Those are ALL great names. Great names, great kitties.

how old are you? i have a really cute little brother who needs some happiness in his life. he hasn't spoken about his romantic preferences to me but at the very least y'all could be friends!!
Aww. Yes, good idea! Get him a support system outside of that toxic "family" of his. (And, you know, if said support system includes powerful Trainers in positions of authority, that doesn't hurt.)
 

Kyro909

Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
430
Caught
Jul 8, 2019
Messages
20
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
She/Her or Xe/Xem
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. ???
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #35
@Lumaeus : !!! who told you long replies were a bad thing??? i myself and all the writers i know LOVE long comments!! they especially make me all bubbly bc my anxiety is so bad i can barely post a 'nice' on other people's stuff unless there's an anon feature =v=;;

Happens to the best of us, lbr.
i was about to object but then i remembered all the times i've had to save my friends from certain death bc they instinctively reach for bright colorful things apparently, and in nature that's a bad life choice

It flaps, clearly.
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Queer representation! 12/10, now I have to play this hack.
yea this hack is really good like that!!





@songwithnosoul :
Everyone needs such a friend.
i strive to be such a friend

Yeah. At least this isn't as unambiguously sad as everything in Mauville...
i mean. fair

What a wonderfully menacing greeting.
:)

"He used to be so obedient" is such a chilling thing to say. Like Wally's a stubborn dog, not a human being.
yeesh i didn't even catch that one,,,

Still love your art. I enjoy that you celebrate victories as well as deaths through art. I also like how the Pokémon designs blend the Pokémon's canon cartoony design with elements of the real animal's appearance.
faasdfdgasd thanks!! my dad keeps giving me crap because Dana the monarch ended up looking a lot more like a skipper butterfly

Your cats are very advanced. Mine seem indifferent to the existence of mirrors, even if I hold them so they're staring right at one.
Those are ALL great names. Great names, great kitties.
my cats are,,, special. i love them all and would burn the world down for them, but i realize that they rapidly alternate between creepy plotting genius level and hecking stupid. i suppose they take after their mother, in that sense.

Aww. Yes, good idea! Get him a support system outside of that toxic "family" of his. (And, you know, if said support system includes powerful Trainers in positions of authority, that doesn't hurt.)
my thoughts exactly ;)



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me!


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??? no i didn't?

my hyena did


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fair


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it was a regular helmet at the start, but he tried to headbutt his way thru the cave


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... hey so this foggy stuff in this cave. is it steam? is it dust? is it actual fog caused by a ticked off ice type? i'm curious.


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the way you worded it makes it sound like i just,,, yeeted the package into Slateport City Limits and it just happened to find its way to the captain.

which isn't outside the realm of possibility with me, but still


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hey, no, the last time i got hit with hail it gave me a black eye


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probably not useful for a nuzlocke


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let's buy some plants i can't actually kill!


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oh stars i'm a horrible role model. but i guess i'm better than the other adults in his life.


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why would you never say that to your parents??? everyone should be telling them that!! they need to hear it!!!


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is it because he was born with green hair? it's the green hair, isn't it.


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hoenn IS going to be under threat, if people don't stop being mean to my little brother. I am the threat.


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shiny


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the makuhita i encountered nearly killed my snapping tortoise and then used whirlwind. whoops.


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well him moving first isn't usually a thing that happens so this is a heckin nuke


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is there ever any NICE eldritch abominations that are woken up by the mysterious power of space fallen to earth???


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i am then thoroughly distracted from upcoming lovecraftian nightmares by the appearance of a daughter


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a fairly obvious name, but i don't choose what common names do and do not derive from their scientific counterparts. Camelus is the genus of - shockingly - camels.

Bold is. hm. pretty neutral, really.


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secret base secRET BASE SECRET BASE SECRET BASE SECRET BASE



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a fuzzy son!!


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can you imagine brushing your pet because it's losing its winter coat and shedding EVERYWHERE and getting cursed for it


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Vulpes is the genus of true foxes. it's where vulpix is derived from, actually.

Naive is,,, not something i'm overly happy about.


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i know helenite is actually a thing and since i know absolutely nothing about the mechanics of it, i'm just gonna smile and nod.


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i like alliteration as much as the next person, but ash and soot are very different things and probably get offended if confused.


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will it completely absorb the ash? because this seems like a horrible plan for an asthmatic.


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what,,, boss??? child you're like FIVE.


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my anglerdolphin grew up!! ;;w;;


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stars that's a Mood


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so like. RGB and RSE happened at the same time according to the poke-timeline, right? so are Lanette and Bill co-developers? did they individually develop these systems? is there some intellectual property theft going on here?


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what do you mean even. i thought volcano ash is a great fertilizer??


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hm?


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why is Tea Party such a popular child game anyway? i've never met a child that actually liked hot tea. heck i don't meet many adults that like hot tea.


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wait-


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um. i'd keep an eye on this kid.


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sir your daughter is either going to be a great crime author or a great serial killer, calling it now.


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well that's,,, horrifying


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I. I can kidnap you, and take you back to the beach? you can re-replace your body, right?


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a fire type elite? greaatttttt...


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i don't like this town


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i'm going to try to play both at once to see if it offends my flutist friends so much they teleport into my house to yell at me


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that's not "kind of" sweetie. that's just greedy.


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ooooooh my stars i'm cackling


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it's fine, i'm taking your little brother to Rustburo so he can revive all your fossils


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does she need a hug


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she needs a hug. and an outlet. can you even do flowerpot therapy with paws??


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aw! a baby son!


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Bombyliidae is the family of bee flies! bee flies are cute and fluffy friends!!

i'm just not lucking out on these natures


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that's a lot of computers. evidently it's normal for programmers tho, my comp sci friend was offended i asked


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i mean i wouldn't've said anything regardless bc i don't like being a hypocrite, but i like plushies!!


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this does not answer my earlier question. it actually raises more.


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camping is very fun!! you can hike! and read by lantern light! and fistfight bears who try to take your lunch!


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ah! Lophii has learned to harness the power of the Bugs who invade your tent! especially if you are a fool like I, who placed xir tent underneath the branches of a great tree!


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man you gotta find a better mountain then


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my hyena now has one (1) defense against the fae. i will do everything so he never actually has to face one in battle, but it's still good to be prepared.


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ah! let's crash a cult meeting! surely it can't go as badly as last time, when i ended up wandering a supposed-to-be-abandoned-for-the-night school building for two hours trying to track down where that clarinet player was hiding.

i never did find them. they were probably in that little room that you could get to by scaling the building and going thru that third floor window that was broken, but someone put a hopefully-fake torn off face in the window next to it so i wasn't about that.


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i know meteorite is capitalized bc video game, but this really feels like a slang drug deal


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i want to go spelunking and you're in my way


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we're in a water-filled cave. i have the field advantage, i'd say


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...if this is going to be a pun exchange i will kick all of you into the stalagmites. possibly the stalactites in the low ceiling areas, i've got some powerful legs.


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very unfortunate for spelunkers


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bye! see you in half an hour! in-game, anyway!


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actually i'm from Littleroot


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you say those words like they're automatically bad! i mean, sure, i've met a few loons when they migrate down here in the winter, and they were always Chaotic Evil, but geeks can fall anywhere on the Chaotic spectrum! i myself am a chaotic good geek.
also loons are water birds so ur argument is falling apart



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i will pay you Aquas to take them down to the beach during that really low tide you get before a storm rolls in and tell them "good job lads you did it". then the storm will come and hopefully you all learn your lesson about messing with nature.


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see that's what's wrong with these evil teams - they choose their leaders based on fistfighting power, not leadership ability


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i'm just picturing some aqua goon crouched on top of the mountain with a telescope, yelling into a radio


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that's kinda fair, really. imagine santa using his powers for evil. he can either teleport or move faster than we can comprehend, he see your sins, and has the ability to squeeze thru narrow spaces to break into your house.


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i'll accompany you to a place where you can receive professional help, if you want


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that should've been your first clue, really - who needs a guide to follow a straight path?


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you don't have to, you're not the protagonist.


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attempt to reawaken a sleeping deity that will then most likely kill us all. anyway go hug your wife, she's worried about you


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a spiny daughter!! best not to take her to fight on a volcano, but i'm still always happy to adopt!


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Castanea here refers to the genus containing chestnuts! if you've ever tried to open up a chestnut, you understand why.

timid is a. well, that's a pretty useless nature. but i love her anyway!!!


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anyway i should probably go stop more ecoterrorism.

... we'll do that in a bit tho, it's nap time.
 

Lumaeus

The Hero of Vine
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
239
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
438
Location
Kokiri Forest
Nature
Brave
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
  1. Grass
  2. Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon is trying its best to fight the good fight.
hey, no, the last time i got hit with hail it gave me a black eye
What kind of hail are you dealing with? That's awful.

what,,, boss??? child you're like FIVE.
Hoenn has no child labor laws. That's why the professor conscripted you.

Isn't this induced dysphoria? Let people have the bodies and presentations they desire, you monsters.

fistfight bears who try to take your lunch!
Hey now, just bring enough to share. Camping rule #1 is leave large amounts of food lying around to entice the wildlife so you can make friends.

anyway i should probably go stop more ecoterrorism.
A motto for all of life, really.
 

songwithnosoul

Kanto League Champion
Pokédex No.
657
Caught
Aug 11, 2019
Messages
153
Location
A lovely winter dream
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
they/them/their
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. Ghost
Heh.

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it was a regular helmet at the start, but he tried to headbutt his way thru the cave
Sounds about right.

the way you worded it makes it sound like i just,,, yeeted the package into Slateport City Limits and it just happened to find its way to the captain.
What an amazing mental image.

hey, no, the last time i got hit with hail it gave me a black eye
Ouch. Also, you seem to live a very interesting life!

oh stars i'm a horrible role model. but i guess i'm better than the other adults in his life.
How dare she insult you in this way!

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why would you never say that to your parents??? everyone should be telling them that!! they need to hear it!!!
Seriously!!

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well him moving first isn't usually a thing that happens so this is a heckin nuke
Oooh. This is a nice addition to the hack!

i like alliteration as much as the next person, but ash and soot are very different things and probably get offended if confused.
Heh.

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I. I can kidnap you, and take you back to the beach? you can re-replace your body, right?
If only the game would let you do that.

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i don't like this town
I miss when it was just Skitty saying "Feed me!" Those were simpler times.

i'm going to try to play both at once to see if it offends my flutist friends so much they teleport into my house to yell at me
They might just teleport in to watch the spectacle. It's hard enough just to get sound out of one flute at a time!

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it's fine, i'm taking your little brother to Rustburo so he can revive all your fossils
Somehow, in this hack, Team Aqua and Team Magma are lesser villains than the terrible families you meet along the way.

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she needs a hug. and an outlet. can you even do flowerpot therapy with paws??
This area is like Mauville but for Pokémon. This is just sad.

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Bombyliidae is the family of bee flies! bee flies are cute and fluffy friends!!
Lovely!

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ah! Lophii has learned to harness the power of the Bugs who invade your tent! especially if you are a fool like I, who placed xir tent underneath the branches of a great tree!
Best interpretation of Signal Beam I've ever heard.

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my hyena now has one (1) defense against the fae
I love how this is conceptualized/phrased.

ah! let's crash a cult meeting! surely it can't go as badly as last time, when i ended up wandering a supposed-to-be-abandoned-for-the-night school building for two hours trying to track down where that clarinet player was hiding.

i never did find them. they were probably in that little room that you could get to by scaling the building and going thru that third floor window that was broken, but someone put a hopefully-fake torn off face in the window next to it so i wasn't about that.
...you seem to live an exceptionally exciting life. But you have the important survival skill of turning back when things start to get all horror movie, which I imagine is pretty helpful.

i know meteorite is capitalized bc video game, but this really feels like a slang drug deal
Hahahaha

i'm just picturing some aqua goon crouched on top of the mountain with a telescope, yelling into a radio
Beautiful.
 

Kyro909

Conqueror of the Vermillion Gym
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
430
Caught
Jul 8, 2019
Messages
20
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
She/Her or Xe/Xem
Pokémon Type
  1. Water
  2. ???
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #38
@Lumaeus
What kind of hail are you dealing with? That's awful.
the kind that forms in a winter alabama storm? idk i'm just trying to get to lunch thru a some gentle sleet and the next thing i know a marble-sized piece of ice smacks me in the face. that was my first and so far only introduction to hail

Hoenn has no child labor laws. That's why the professor conscripted you.
i mean,,, frankly i'm so used to volunteering at sciency things i forget being a pokedex holder is kind of a job

Isn't this induced dysphoria? Let people have the bodies and presentations they desire, you monsters.
it is indeed! it is also very telling that the humans are the monstrous ones, and not the literal pocket-monsters

Hey now, just bring enough to share. Camping rule #1 is leave large amounts of food lying around to entice the wildlife so you can make friends.
if the bears around here actually accepted sharing and not give me everything or i'll maul you then sure. i only share my food with entities that don't attempt to eat me if i don't bring enough peanut butter. yes, this means i also do not feed the squirrels.




@songwithnosoul
What an amazing mental image.
i admit i cackled when i thought about it. it's hysterical just imagining a ten year old nyooming by on a boat, screeching like the pteradactyl demonspawn they are, chucking a box at innocent beach goers

How dare she insult you in this way!
ikr???

I miss when it was just Skitty saying "Feed me!" Those were simpler times.
same. so much same.

They might just teleport in to watch the spectacle. It's hard enough just to get sound out of one flute at a time!
i mean. i can get a noise, but it sure ain't a pleasant noise

Somehow, in this hack, Team Aqua and Team Magma are lesser villains than the terrible families you meet along the way.
it's true and z-nogyrop should make that a disclaimer

...you seem to live an exceptionally exciting life. But you have the important survival skill of turning back when things start to get all horror movie, which I imagine is pretty helpful.
i'm not sure exciting is the right word. it implies good things. no, my life is extraordinarily stressful as i attempt to keep my idiot friends who do NOT have a good horror movie sense, and do stupid stuff like join probable cults and pick fights with literal pit vipers, from dying prematurely.


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hmmm hm hmmmm hm hm hm hhhmmmm hmhm hmmm hhhmmm hmhm


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alright then


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oh my stars


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the world is doomed


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i feel like this joke is going over my head


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join my team and you don't have to fight


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i? know?? i was at meteor falls, i saw what happened???


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can i ask what kind of power the meteorite even has? it's a rock. a rock from space, granted, but a rock.


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i yawned and we won. my hyena is superior


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aaahh. it's NOT the power of the meteorite you want, it's the ability to store power. that makes a bit more sense at least.


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peasant plEASE i look great in red but i ain't wearing black underclothes and a hood on a VOLCANO.
... actually how aren't we dead? the lava isn't that far down and i might not be a volcanologist, but i am P SURE there's a bunch of toxic gases spewing out of it that should kill us.


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nah. i've already had more than my fair share of involvement in reawakening rituals. can you just take my word for it they never go well and go on home?


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ah!! it's the return of my codename!!! at this point i should just go ahead and design an outfit!


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oh good! then there's no hard feelings when i chuck you off this mountain!


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lmao i can taste the resignation in those words


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? nah that was p much what i believed coming here? no misinformation here except with the cult members


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oh! team magma's a bunch of real estate agents! suddenly many things make sense.


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lmao good luck. i d o n t l i k e real estate agents, so this is personal now.


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i'd better finish this quick before he passes out from heatstroke, falls into the volcano, and we all have to deal with a roasting human body floating there


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well that WAS fast


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you did the opposite of proving yourself


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the eldritch being of land is sleeping in this volcano and you somehow overestimated it's power?


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ok. but what if you just,,, don't.


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in all fairness most of science is ridiculous, but yes. any plan to awaken sleeping monster-gods is a horrible plan.


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i aim for Balance.


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alright thanks go away i'd like to get on with this episode


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probably shouldn't just leave this here, huh


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i want a baker's dozen


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not to kick a guy when he's down, but you really, really should've.


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omfg im cackling. z-nogyrop clearly knows scientists.


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that word choice makes it sound much more glorious than it actually was, but i'll take it!


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this is all so funny to me


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im wheezing this is so accurate. stars scientists are idiots.
yes i am counting myself in that.


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gasp!! a toothy child!!!


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my father asked why i was wheezing with laughter and i just said "cosmologist" and he nodded sadly and walked away


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i'm glad


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Crocodylus rhombifer is the cuban crocodile! they are small and smart and vERY VERY ANGRY bc humans are doing their best to kill them off.

calm is firmly 'could be worse' category


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it's endangered child day!!


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i lost the other screenshot so,,,
Rhinoceros sondaicus is the Javan rhinoceros that has nearly been wiped out. i think the last count was 60 left in the wild? there's concern the species could even bounce back if given the chance, due to inbreeding issues.


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i'm sure this won't be relevant to the plot later


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it has been conditioned in me to expect a new quest now


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oh? no convoluted fetch quest to retrieve it?


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oh, it's a bribe to challenge the gym!


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i might be young but i've got health problems and old injuries out the wazoo don't judge me


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LMAO i guess that doesn't only happen with crabs at the beach


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probably not a turtle then


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yes!! an actual baby child!!


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i am impatient


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just how rare are these things, anyway? do you have to help a professor to get one?


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man i would've let you write it down anyway, i always appreciate meeting a fellow turtle fan


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hmmmm i don't usually use these because i hate being locked in, but who knows! might come in handy!


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well if you just lay down outside and start rolling down the mountain you should get there


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stars i wish i was near one irl. or even just a hot tub. my wrist and hips have been really bad recently.


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aawwww. if you get a strong pokemon you'll be allowed to wander around unsupervised for days on end, why don't you try that?


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this is very appropriately placed


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