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    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    I shoot the Machamp.... with a Moonblast. I aim another Moonblast at the watermelon.
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    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    I offer the watermelon a larger bribe to end your existence instead. I pay the watermelon in solid gold, which is to heavy for the watermelon to hold without being crushed.
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    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    I throw a stone in your mouth, large enough that it gets stuck and keeps you from eating the watermelon. I break the watermelon with a jackhammer.
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    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    I summon a slightly larger fist to knock the first one off course. That same fist turns around and flies at the watermelon.
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    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    I increase the watermelon's weight, so that it breaks the tools used to grind it up for flavoring. I increase the weight even more, so that now it can't support itself.
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    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    As it turns out, it was a fake wall, made out of flimsy paper. I lower the watermelon into a pit of munchlax.
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    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    I coat the watermelon in steel, so the knife breaks. I put the watermelon in the oven.
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