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  1. mewstein

    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    The watermelon emerges from the time vortex on to a soft feather bed. The bed is then leapt upon by a sumo wrestler. Actually, make that two sumo wrestlers.
  2. mewstein

    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    Just in the nick of time St. George turns up and slays the dragon! Then, being the overachiever that he is, St. George slays the watermelon too.
  3. mewstein

    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    The shrunken watermelon has diamond-like harndess - I hope you weren't too fond of your teeth! I flick the marble-sized watermelon down a storm drain.
  4. mewstein

    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    I replace the lava with molten chocolate. I set up a small business selling chocolate-coated watermelon to passing tourists as a front to my current money laundering scheme.
  5. mewstein

    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    I shrink the circular sawblade down to the size of a penny. I inject the watermelon with nitrogen triiodide and hit it with a hammer.
  6. mewstein

    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    I sprinkle some leaves onto the tracks, causing all train services in the area to be instantly cancelled. I then conjure a hungry, watermelon-loving hippo into the scene.
  7. mewstein

    WATERMELON GAME REVIVAL

    I teleport the watermelon to the moon, where the anvil is only 16% of it's original weight. I seed the moon with a highly virulent watermelon-loving bacteria.
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