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Be careful when buying seeds for money trees. Most are legit but some people will try to scam you with trees that just grow monopoly money or it'll grow dumb stuff like apples or something.

If the person is in a dark alleyway and looks like they are about to stab you, its likely they are a legit money seed seller......or theyre drug dealers but hey, gotta take that chance sometimes #yolo #hashtag #Virus

Have you guys ever thought about an alternate universe where you, Charmander with your rival, Squirtle, get to choose between 3 pokemon from prof. Bulbasaur. Those 3 pokemon being Red, Blue, and Oak?

Along this adventure catching a variety of different pokemon characters to become a Human Champion?

Riahan:
-Clothing and color scheme that looks like a dragon trainer
-Gym has a dragon's head as a logo
-Gym is a castle which fits with tales of dragons in medieval times

Also Riahan: Uses ground types and spams sandstorms

Why doesnt the government let us do any of the fun drugs in public? Its a conspiracy maaaaannnnnn

Theres some drivers where I just want to jump through their passenger side window, take a seat and go "Hey man, why are you making bad decisions?"

Turns out Vader was Luke's father the WHOLE TIME

They say dreams are a portal into our most inner thoughts. Each one giving a glimpse of our desires and fears, possibly learning more about ourselves in the process.


I had a dream that General Grievous was being chased by Team Rocket.


I need an interpreter

2 + 2 = 4
2 × 2 = 4
2 ÷ 2 = 4
2 - 2 = 4

I have come to the realization that I am a stale meme dispenser

What time is it?

Its been said in a couple other people's statues but I just wanted emphasize that I hope y'all are spending time with your loved ones this holiday season.

Cause when we eventually reach the end of our lives it isnt going to be the objects we give/recieve that we'll remember, but the memories we create with those that matter most to us.

Happy Holidays

Calculus breaks the Geneva Conventions

Alright people and not so people its Epic Gamer Quiz Time:
Our favorite plumber, Mario, calls his cap "Cappy"
The Hero of Time, Zelda, calls their cap "Ezlo"
What does the Prince of Darkness, Kirby, call their cap it obtains after devouring the Cat in the Hat?
You only have 30 X-TREME Mountain Dews to answer this question.

Santa makes enough toys to give every child on the planet gifts. How come he hasn't been robbed yet?

Me: Damn I'm running late, but if I go through the major highway I'll just make it to class on time!

Construction Workers: Imma about to end this man's whole career.

In the pokemon world is there a Vanillite hunting season so the citizens can eat some ice cream?
And if so would ice cream then be considered a dairy or meat product?

Clicks on a 40 page thread

My phone: "Bloaded Exploded your site's now loaded!"

Clicks on 3 page thread

My phone: *Looks at watch* "Ehhhhh you got an hour or two? This may take awhile, I'm not a miracle worker here ya' know."

First time animating/drawing on a computer. Thought I make a simple gif before getting into techniques of animating. Interested in any feedback/advice on it.