Rumors

-Finally get around to finishing a competitive SwSh singles team.

-Team is built for 6v6

-Discover that SwSh random matchmaking is only 3v3 and team really needs 6v6 to function well

-Sigh

The weather predicts tornados or severe thunderstorms and nobody bats an eye. But if they say the word "snow" then everyone loses their minds.

You know it's a good day when you're able to successfully buy lunch with an antique, unused gift card from 2006.

Christmas Presents: The original lootboxes.

Last hat Pikachu codes, The second code is a new, Gen VIII variant and, unlike the others, holds a Light Ball.

ULTRAP1KA
K1NP1KA1855

Who is the genius who came up with Dynamax Adventueres and why the heck did they not come up with it sooner?

Two more SwSh hat Pikachu codes.

P1KABESTW1SH
KAL0SP1KA

Also, since when could 'Chu learn Electroweb?

There's a few Mystery Gift codes for hat Pikachus in SwSh right now.

V0LTTACKLEP1KA
P1KACHUGET
1CH00SEY0U
P1KAADVANCE

It has taken months. Literal months! But finally, finally, I have found a jar of alfredo sauce!

I think I might manage to get a new chapter posted before September!

In SwSh, the Mystery gift code PKMNPLAYERSCUP will net you a Porygon 2 with a competitive Trick Room moveset (but not IVs) and an Eviolite. Lasts until the 31st this month.

How did I reach the point where one of my characters is threatening to disembowel a plushie?

Well, that was a bit of an impromptu and unwanted hiatus from writing. Had an old arm and shoulder injury acting up bad enough to keep me from typing for any real length of time. But now I shooould be able to resume writing and hopefully be able to post again to my story and blog soonish.

If you have SW/SH, you got about 10 hours from the time of this writing to use the Mystery Gift code TRA1NERSCUP

It gives a shiny Amoongus based on one one of them used in the World Championship that's pretty much battle ready.

Learn from my mistakes, kids. Do not buy used GPUs. One year later after getting mine and it's dead.

According to my friend, I am my characters' worst enemy.

New Wrapping Machine: *Acts up*

Boss: *Tries in vain to fix it*

Me, with most experience on machine: "Need help?"

Boss: No, I got this.

Me: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Boss: I don't need your help!

30 minutes later, turns out all it needed was a restart after all.

Me: Yeah, unfortunately, it's been a while since we've had a sale on this item. Hopefully we'll have one again soon.

Customer: Yeah, ain't nothing ever on sale anymore. It's all the democrats fault. We ought to shoot Bill Gates for giving us this virus.

Me: *swiftly moves to the next customer*

Me: I don't need this old computer chair anymore. Let me set it next to, rather than in, the apartment dumpster so if anyone wants it they can grab it.

Weather: But what if I suddenly decided to rain an hour later? Like, really really hard.

Anyone want any Breeject Growlithes? Got a fox full of them along with a trio of good ones: two high IV females in Level Balls and an accidental defensive Trick Room abuser (Intimidate, Bold, 31/x/31/31/31/0). I'll take most anything for the regular breejects (other than some common ones like Feebas except rare ball females) though would like something better for the worthwhile trio.

All are IV marked.