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Write Your Own Dictionary

The Man of Many Names

Formerly of the 4000+ Posts Club.
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
493
Caught
Jul 13, 2019
Messages
294
Location
The Bob Dole Memorial Ocean
Nature
Sassy
Pronouns
Pokémon Type
Water, Steel
Pokédex Entry
With the pokedex number of 493, this Pokemon is essentially Arceus and fully intends to let the power get to his head.
Chocolate, Noun. An excellent picture drawn using chalk. Example: Timmy, your sidewalk drawings are chocolate!

But...what is a noun?
 
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PageEmperor

Did you bring a light? (No?)
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
647
Caught
Aug 8, 2019
Messages
377
Location
With an axe
Pokémon Type
Electric, Water
Pokédex Entry
Just a guy with way to many ongoing Nuzlockes.
Noun. That refers to a situation where you plan to do something but you do the opposite instead. For example, you wanted to run, but walk insted.

Shelf
 

mewstein

Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
289
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
298
SHELF: The zoophile's equivalent to a MILF, where the Mother is replaced by Small Hairy Elephant or Smokin' Hot Echidna depending on how much exposure to they've had to the seedy underbelly of Deviant Art and it's Sonic fanbase...

I've blagged my way through three years of programming but can anyone tell me what Javascript is?
 

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,271
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
JavaScript, Noun: The fabled café of legend, whose powers extend beyond reality and can rewrite the entire fabric of reality. Or at least the simulation we live in.

Wait a second, the hell’s a simulation?
 

Kazzius

Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Globetrotter
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
287
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
254
Location
Just appeared in box 3 one day. Won't leave.
Nature
Relaxed
Pokémon Type
Normal, Psychic
Pokédex Entry
Probably some kind of coding prank. Never seen outside of box 3. Is a slob apparently.
Simulation, noun. A computer character that you seek a relationship with, then pretend you've never met them before in your life.

Could someone handle silicon for me?
 

The Man of Many Names

Formerly of the 4000+ Posts Club.
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
493
Caught
Jul 13, 2019
Messages
294
Location
The Bob Dole Memorial Ocean
Nature
Sassy
Pronouns
Pokémon Type
Water, Steel
Pokédex Entry
With the pokedex number of 493, this Pokemon is essentially Arceus and fully intends to let the power get to his head.
Silicon, noun. An inmate that isn't taking his detainment seriously. Example: Jared keeps making faces behind the guards back. He's such a silicon.

Wait...what is a face?
 

mewstein

Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
289
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
298
Face: The shroedingerian state of uncertainty that precedes getting the result of an exam you either flunked or aced. Like how cats in sealed boxes are dealive.

Please define chitterlings.
 

Memento

The Princess of Darkness
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
202
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
250
Location
St. Louis, Missouri
Nature
Timid
Pronouns
She, her
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Ghost
Pokédex Entry
She is known to spend hours daydreaming about her stories.
Chitterlings. Noun, derogatory slang. A racist term that is primarily used against birds.

Let's try...thorn?
 

mewstein

Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
289
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
298
Thorn, noun. A niche genre of erotica that caters specifically for folk with a fetish for spikey bushes. If thistles stir your gristle, you’re a whore for hoare thorn or you just fancy a bit of cact-ass, thornography could be for you!

Now take a cold shower and define gargoyle for me?
 

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,271
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
Gargoyle, noun. Prefix: Gar, meaning Garçon (French for boy). A terrible illness affecting men across the world, Gargoyle Syndrome turns you into a “goyle”. The transformation basically mutates your chromosomes, making you a XX (aka a Girl). Main effects include and aren’t limited to: voice change, loss of Adam’s apple, change of... genitalia, lactation (depends on age), decrease of testosterone, increase of estrogen, and dem hips. Definitely somebody’s kink.

Now that Dr. Aureum PHD’s lecture is over, what the hell is a chromosome?
 

mewstein

Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
289
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
298
As the holder of a doctorate in genetics even I can’t tell you that

Chromosome, noun. A software developer who is so wedded to Google’s default browser that he (it’s always a he - trust me on this) cannot so much as touch a Mac without his eyeballs combusting and melting down his cheeks.

Please define Fandango (preferably via Firefox or Safari)
 

PageEmperor

Did you bring a light? (No?)
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
647
Caught
Aug 8, 2019
Messages
377
Location
With an axe
Pokémon Type
Electric, Water
Pokédex Entry
Just a guy with way to many ongoing Nuzlockes.
I believe that defines extreme lovers of dangoes.

But... what is a dango anyway?
 

Kazzius

Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Globetrotter
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
287
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
254
Location
Just appeared in box 3 one day. Won't leave.
Nature
Relaxed
Pokémon Type
Normal, Psychic
Pokédex Entry
Probably some kind of coding prank. Never seen outside of box 3. Is a slob apparently.
Dango, expletive. Used by someone who's annoyed, but trying to be both upbeat, and family-friendly.

Could someone tell me what a Trireme is?
 

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,271
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
Trieme, noun: An French Coffee Cream consisting of 3 flavours of cream. It’s considered tradition in France to pour some Trieme in your coffee on the first date.

What does consecrated mean? Just finished a dnd session and it was mentioned in one of my abilities.
 

mewstein

Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
289
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
298
Consecrated: verb (past tense). To hide as a criminal. Example: We searched the safari all night for the poacher and were about to give up when one of the rangers found him consecrated inside an elephant.

Please define Kleptocracy.
 

PageEmperor

Did you bring a light? (No?)
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
647
Caught
Aug 8, 2019
Messages
377
Location
With an axe
Pokémon Type
Electric, Water
Pokédex Entry
Just a guy with way to many ongoing Nuzlockes.
Kleptocracy can be referred to an insane Kleptomaniac. Because, y'know, the that and the this and, yeah.

Next user, define a raft.
 

mondograss

Bard of Life
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
680
Caught
Aug 15, 2019
Messages
531
Nature
Naive
Pokémon Type
Dark, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is infamously irritable, but it comes down from its rage quickly. It is quite loyal to kind, patient Trainers.
Raft: Noun, somebody who is playfully disrespectful and mischievous.
Frank rearranged my entire refrigerator! That cheeky raft!

Define milquetoast.
 

TheTRUEgge

Ethos is okay, actually
Artist
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
450
Caught
Jul 9, 2019
Messages
986
Location
Good Question
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fairy
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon has too many ideas for their own good.
Noun. Toast that has been soaked in milk and placed in a long line behind other pieces of toast.

wait a sec, what’s toast?
 

Kazzius

Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Globetrotter
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
287
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
254
Location
Just appeared in box 3 one day. Won't leave.
Nature
Relaxed
Pokémon Type
Normal, Psychic
Pokédex Entry
Probably some kind of coding prank. Never seen outside of box 3. Is a slob apparently.
Toast, verb (past tense). Something has been experienced toesing in the past.

But could anyone have rumble defined for me?
 

mewstein

Conqueror of the Ecruteak Gym
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
289
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
298
Rumble: Seasonal beverage.

A potent cocktail consisting of RUM, Bacardi, Limoncello and Eggnog enjoyed by bored teenage shoplifters during the school holidays. Traditionally imbibed while hiding in the shrubbery behind the local Walmart, hence the phrase 'Rumble In The Jungle'.

Please define Delerium
 

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