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Screenshot Unova Mature Commentary Hack What took so long?- A Pokemon VoltWhite Nuzlocke

Which starter should I chose?


  • Total voters
    7
  • Poll closed .
Thread Description
After a long hiatus, Vaporwave-Man decides to go back to doing nuzlockes. Will he succeed? I don't know. They don't pay me enough to tell me.

Electro

Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
928
Caught
Oct 22, 2019
Messages
334
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fighting
Welp. Because of Natu's d̸e̵m̶o̷n̷i̴c̵ ̸h̸o̷r̶r̴o̸r̶, the game crashed on me. Tune in next time to see me repeat this process all over again. Joy.
Groundhog Day!
 

Vaporwave-Man

IT"S YA BOY, GUZMA
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
1647
Caught
Mar 15, 2020
Messages
80
Location
Name and address withheld.
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Fire, Water
Pokédex Entry
Make Sure to Wash Your Hands, Folks.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #22
Groundhog Day!
By complete accident! Ok, I'm back. Let's do this all over again.

I have to do that ALL OVER AGAIN.
Groundhog Day!
SHUT UP, ELECTRO!

Fuck it. I'm going back to smoked pig over here because yes.

Finally, a good ability.

Bing,

Boom,

Smash,

Bang. Game Over. Return of Dumbass.

Not bad. Thad defense can be a liability when everyone and their grandmother uses tackle but it's nice to not have either attack stat lowered.
: Uh. Thanks?
No problem. Let's get this show on the road since my last show crashed in the middle of nowhere.

How big is that case? Sorry if it seems like I'm repeating jokes. That's just what happens when I have to restart the same game over and over again.

Don't you just hate it when the game changes seasons on you?
By the way, what's you name, Tepig?

: Name's Fuega Cerda. It means Fire Pig in Spanish. Used to help an old blacksmith back in the day. Now I'm stuck with some kid who doesn't even know the art of Spanish.
I think this is a good place to wrap things up. Next time, I will catch my first Pokemon.
: Hmm. You couldn't even catch the flu if you tried.
Well I'm glad I can't catch the flu.
SNEK the Snivy


Status: Dead
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Nature: Docile
Defining Trait(s): Really likes pretending he's an actual snake.
Likes: Being a snake
Dislikes: Zangoose
Strong Point: Can go really fast
Weak Point: Can't do shit against Steel types
Catch Phrase: "I'm a snake."
SUCH POWER the Lillipup


Status: Dead
Gender: Female
Gender: She/Her
Nature: Hasty
Defining Trait(s): A massive feminist who really likes people to know that she is, in fact, a woman.
Likes: Female Empowerment
Dislikes: People confusing her for a guy
Strong Point: Has really strong attacks
Weak Point: Can be taken down with a simple punch to the face.
Catch Phrase: "WE GOT THE POWER!"
Juan Ortiz the Oshawott

Status: Banished into the Shadow Realm.
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Defining Trait(s): A coffee addict with a fuck ton of goofiness and earnesty.
Likes: Coffee
Dislike: Being taken off of coffee
Strong Point: Could potentially destroy the world with enough coffee
Weak Point: Can't do shit without coffee
Catch Phrase: "Do I look like a fit motherfucker?"
Phoenix the Pidgey

Status: Banished into the Shadow Realm.
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Defining Trait(s): Always acts like she's an attorney
Likes: Things being in order
Dislikes: People controlling her
Strong Point: Has a massive brain
Weak Point: Has a massive brain
Catch Phrase: "OBJECTION!"
Ted the Patrat

Status: Banished into the Shadow Realm.
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Defining Trait(s): Watches over everyone and everything.
Likes: Things being protected
Dislikes: Thieves
Strong Point: Has very good vision
Weak Point: Is really paranoid
Catch Phrase: "INTRUDER ALERT!"
Fuego Cerda the Tepig

Status: Alive
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Defining Traits: Wise yet looks down on the younger generations.
Likes; The Pokemon version of Spain.
Dislikes: Kids.
Strong Point: Hits like a truck.
Weak Point: Fragile.
Catch Phrase: "Behold! The power of País!"
 

Vaporwave-Man

IT"S YA BOY, GUZMA
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
1647
Caught
Mar 15, 2020
Messages
80
Location
Name and address withheld.
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Fire, Water
Pokédex Entry
Make Sure to Wash Your Hands, Folks.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #24
Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, Jimbo Juan.
I gotta name a Pokemon that at some point. Let's go back to Unova. Yay.
In case you're new to watching me fail to do a nuzlocke, let's just say that I don't have Animal Crossing. Because of this, I waste my time doing this instead.

What is with this game and suddenly changing seasons on me?

Aw. What a cute little doggy.

Thanks for giving me a name, Electro.

Welcome to Furret Town. Does anyone still remember that meme?

Let's just say I stocked up on some stuff from the Pokemart.

I'll believe you once you get a better coat. I mean, sweet jesus.

I know.
: Wait, what?
Groundhog Day.
: I'm so angry, I'm going to battle you.

Didn't go well, didn't it?
: YOU OVER-LEVELED YOUR POKEMON.
Nothing in the nuzlocke handbook say's I can't do that.
: Curse the rules!(leaves)
We did it.
: But you let him go away. I would have cooked him to ashes.
: ARF!
Oh, you guys. Let's go catch my next pokemon.

Is this why cable TV is being fazed out?

How does putting on shoes make me run faster? What are they putting in those shoes?

: Enemy located. Muzzzt defeat.

You're not a snake.
: AH!

Was going to name this thing NeedleMouse but there were too few characters.

That's it for this journal and I'll see ya later.
Jimbo the Lillipup

Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Nature: Relaxed
Defining Traits: Manly as hell but can only speak in the language of DOG.
Strong Point: Better at defense than the rest.
Weak Point: Slow compared to others of the same species.
Likes: Manly things
Dislikes: Unmanly things
Catch Phrase: "ARF!"
NeedleBug? the Weedle

Status: Alive
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Nature: Adamant
Defining Traits: Really wants to act like an actual snake(so a knockoff of SNEK)
Strong Point: Evolves Easily
Weak Point: Is weak until it's final evolution
Likes: Leveling Up.
Dislikes: Staying in it's Weedle Form.
Catch Phrase: "ZZZZZ!"
 

Electro

Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
928
Caught
Oct 22, 2019
Messages
334
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fighting
In case you're new to watching me fail to do a nuzlocke, let's just say that I don't have Animal Crossing. Because of this, I waste my time doing this instead.
I have differential equations.

Can we trade?

Thanks for giving me a name, Electro.
Natu, please don't send the dog to the shadow realm.

How does putting on shoes make me run faster? What are they putting in those shoes?
Fun fact! There is nothing in the shoes. In fact, there are no items in the game.
 

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