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Type the sentence above you with your eyes closed

mondograss

Bard of Life
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
680
Caught
Aug 15, 2019
Messages
531
Nature
Naive
Pokémon Type
Dark, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is infamously irritable, but it comes down from its rage quickly. It is quite loyal to kind, patient Trainers.
Red leather, yellow leather, yellow leather, red leather.
Flawless!

I am Ferdinand von Aegir.
 

boomdidiyadah

Hand Washer
Pokédex No.
1609
Caught
Mar 6, 2020
Messages
84
Location
Inside, outside, U.S.A.
Nature
Lonely
Pokédex Entry
Quietly sings to itself quite constantly, and is said to always have a song inside its head. Despite this, it has a terrible singing voice.
I am Ferninand bon Aehit. Better than I expected.

Light wind over the river.
 

SimplyUnknown

Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Writer
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
242
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
266
Location
Invisibly Watching
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Fire, Psychic
Pokédex Entry
A silent watcher who speaks only when something needs to be said. Offers free hugs to those who need them.
Light wind over the river.

Some quotations are greatly improved by a lack of context.
 

Mr Spaz

I caught the big– OH SHIT
Pokédex No.
399
Caught
Jul 6, 2019
Messages
165
Location
Under your bed. I found $50
Nature
Modest
Pronouns
"Your Majesty" is gender neutral. (he/him)
Pokémon Type
Electric, Flying, Ghost
Some quotations aew greatly improved bu lack od contezr

Wanna hear a joke? My love life.
 

khorale

Ruler of the Pillow Fort
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
1214
Caught
Dec 22, 2019
Messages
84
Location
Behind You
Nature
Hasty
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
She enjoys showing off her artwork to others, and constantly discovers new techniques to experiment with
Wanna hear a joke> My love life.

Allow An Alliteration and Ask Anyone
 

Epsilon

Queen of Birds
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
192
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
30
Location
I'm not entirely sure
Nature
Docile
Pokémon Type
???
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #226
Allow An Allitration And Ask Anone

Fuck, I was close.

Next sentence:

And now, the Funkifier is going to funkify the shit out of you!
 

MarkedInStone

Kanto League Champion
Pokédex No.
415
Caught
Jul 7, 2019
Messages
163
Location
Over Mt. Silver and down in the Valley Windworks
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
He/him
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Steel
Pokédex Entry
This POKéMON is struggling to figure out what interesting stuff he can put into his Pokédex entry.
And now, the Funkifier is gonna funkify the shit out of you!

Well.

Next one:

A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
(all you actors/voice people know where it's at)
 

khorale

Ruler of the Pillow Fort
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
1214
Caught
Dec 22, 2019
Messages
84
Location
Behind You
Nature
Hasty
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
She enjoys showing off her artwork to others, and constantly discovers new techniques to experiment with
A ldoped cjp od xiddee dekm a leoler xopl3r doee33 xhp.

Well I tried from my phone and it's much harder to do.
 

Epsilon

Queen of Birds
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
192
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
30
Location
I'm not entirely sure
Nature
Docile
Pokémon Type
???
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #229
We;; i tried from my phone and that's much harder to do

(You're meant to put a new sentence down, dog...)

Next sentence:

Chairman Rose did nothing wrong.
 

RubyClaw

Challenge Seeker and Nuzlocke Completionist
🌱Featurer
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
22
Caught
Jun 9, 2019
Messages
512
Location
Kanto Route 1, 1% encounter rate (Israel)
Nature
Calm
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Fire, Psychic
Chairman Rose did nothing wrong.

Woohoo! (and I totally agree :P )

Wallace! Would you watch the Wooloos while I shear them? We want to make some worsted wool for weaving.
 

Bowser's Family Vacation

Johto League Champion
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
301
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
1,078
Nature
Rash
Pronouns
She/her
Pokémon Type
Dragon, Cool
Pokédex Entry
"Am I Mario's babysitter? Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what?"
Wa;;[email protected]; u[ dkrsy ukrdr [;[d

Uh... To be fair, I forgot what I was typing halfway through. ._.

Tell everybody I'm on my way!
 

Riboo

Conqueror of the Azalea Gym
Artist
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
1085
Caught
Nov 24, 2019
Messages
232
Nature
Lax
Pokémon Type
Electric
Tell everybody I'm on my way!

Got it - w-

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
 

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,138
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy fof.

(I tried so hard, and got so far... But in the end, it didn’t even matterrrrr-)

She sells seashells by the seashore.
 

Kirilish

Nuzlocke Heaven, VO Hell
Artist
Writer
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
1830
Caught
Apr 12, 2020
Messages
20
Nature
Timid
Pronouns
they/them
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fairy
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is known for its soft, captivating voice; however, those who look upon its punk-like exterior are never allowed to hear it ever again.
she sells sea shekks by the sea shore

wow that definitely wasn't as bad as I thought it would be lmao

eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred secret crypts of Egypt
 

mizar

young, dumb, and full of you know ;)
Artist
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
76
Caught
Jun 16, 2019
Messages
244
Location
lost
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
they/them
Pokémon Type
Dragon
Eight Brass monkeys fromt he ancient scret cropts of egypt

yall dont make these things easy to remember jeez
that being said im posting a long one so i guess im a hypocrite

i went to toronto i went to atlanta
i used to drink pepsi but now i like fanta
 

RR Sharp

Fatlocker
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
222
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
35
Location
Somewhere in Canada
Nature
Impish
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Fighting, Normal
Pokédex Entry
A Sumo of Legend, and friend to all Pokemon who just happens to be fat.
I went to Toronto I went to Atlanta.
And now I have a case of Fanta!

So so close.

There is Cold Tube Of Colgate inside a Ice Cube. What Will You Do?
 

Electro

Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
928
Caught
Oct 22, 2019
Messages
334
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fighting
There is a cold tube of Clogate inside and ce cube What will you d?

Wow, that sucked.

There seems to be a real theatre theme here, so I'd like to continue it: from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
 

Rhema

Conqueror of the Azalea Gym
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
212
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
209
Location
Hearthome City
Nature
Careful
Pronouns
She/Her/Hers
Pokémon Type
Fire, Psychic
Pokédex Entry
She tries her best, but doesn't succeed. She gets what she wants but not what she needs.
From a cheap and chipper chopper on a big black block

Hey, not bad. Okay, here’s mine.

We’re off to see the wizard- the wonderful Wizard of Oz!
 

Electro

Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
928
Caught
Oct 22, 2019
Messages
334
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fighting
We're off to see the wizard p. gh skcndfvjl suds ic i

And he's called p. gh skcndfvjl suds ic i for all the wonderful things that he does!

Writing is hard, doubly so when the person deliberately and maliciously inflates their sentences so that the sentences become overlong and taxing on your memory.
 

RR Sharp

Fatlocker
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
222
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
35
Location
Somewhere in Canada
Nature
Impish
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Fighting, Normal
Pokédex Entry
A Sumo of Legend, and friend to all Pokemon who just happens to be fat.
Writing is Hard, especially when someone uses long winded words that Ican't remember because they're a bastard!

....Goddammit, Electro. :P

High Crimes can lead to Hard Times At Richmond Hills High.
 

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