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Screenshot Hoenn Mature Taking on Hoenn, an Emerald Screenshotlocke

Thread Description
welcome to my 1st public nuzlocke, its gonna be a ride

YinYang9705

Member
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
524
Caught
Jul 17, 2019
Messages
61
Location
a different place, possibly a different time
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
male ones
Pokémon Type
Ghost


Ever since I discovered nuzlockes a deacadish ago, I always wanted to publicly do one, show off my pokemon skills to the world you know? Since i am now of a legal drinking age, I figured its the perfect time to do this thing! with screenshots, because I cant draw
since this is my 1st time doing this thing, expect some hiccups while I figure out how to go about this posting screenshot thing

The rules are as follows
1-1st pokemon must be the one I catch
1st a no dupes
1st b shiny clause
1st c because legendaries are a pain in the ass to catch, if I encounter one, I must capture it
1st d the starter on route 101 doesn't count towards the 1st catch
2- if it faints its dead, shove it into the box
3- I cant have my pokemon outnumber the gym leaders, but I can for the e4 because fuck doing that with 5 pokemon
title screen's up there if you need it

who are you and why did you keep me waiting?

oh we're using fake tree names? then I'm linden
also apparently there's a slavic tree cult I just learned about for this joke, go figure

that's a lilypad with a mouth in its beak

sure we do, God just hasn't thought up new things for them to do yet

after telling me more about his job, he asks me if I'm a boy or a girl and what my name is
as you can clearly see I'm a boy named Yin, after the cool user name I came up with in a middle school math class, moving to hicksvile after my mother got wind an old flame was near here

I just fucking said that

you have a lab? I thought that was a bathrobe

fucking two seater trucks, fucking mother selling our car to but this house, fucking movement company not having the resources to give me a better ride then the back of the fucking truck

there's only two houses here, I think the fatman infront of what I assume to be the lab is homeless.... I hate this place already, why did we move here

it was, thanks for noticing
after she lists the positives of living in the sticks

what I didn't before, was I just sleeping in closet is that why I'm so messed up?

she then shows off the house, prasing the movers for doing a fine job of not breaking our shit
these movers to be specific, idk what wild ape sloths have to do with moving, but who am I to argue with results?

god remember analog clocks, who even has one of these any more?

it aight,
before I head back downstairs, I take the potion from my pc and read the adventure book
yes.......................the save button........................I totally use the save button....................................

oh mom wants me to watch tv with her, I wonder what she wan-
I HAVE A DAD??!! YOU TOLD ME I CAME VIA SWANNA
and then we missed the program and she told me to greet the neighbors

which I did
she then told me her daughter was upstairs and

so i went upstairs
remember kids, never leave filled pokeballs lying around, you never know when miscreants will try and steal them

like this girl for instance

who claims to be may, whoever the fuck that is

who can apparently read minds, after all how else would she know my name already?
she then went to play on her computer like a child or something

having met the neighbors, this fat person went on and on about science
like so

then this little girl told me she heard screams of pain and terror, and asked me to figure out what the hell they are

so I did, and the person from my truck hallucination was being chased from what appears to be a tiny raccoon

he asked me to look into his bad and use a pokemon to fight it off

feeling a special kinship with this one, I then valiantly used him to battle.....
this weak ass raccoon that he calls zigzagoon

as you can see this "Treeko" is clearly a genetically optimal ubermensch that I will be best friends with forever
I beat that "zigzagoon" so badly I had to delete the footage for fears of it being shown to children
as he was informing me of what he was doing in the woods

he appeared to recognize me, and then dragged me to his lab

as thanks for saving his sorry ass, he lets me keep the treecko

but he wants his daughter to be me up in exchange, but at least he let me name the treecko

who I called Gecks, after the 1st thing that came to my mind
ko ko ko...
its a good thing I cant talk to pokemon, otherwise he might have some choice words for me
ah well

Next time on this nuzlocke, I face the Birch Daughter in single combat and make the perilous track towards petalburg city
see you then
I'll add a table of contents when I figure that out/get more then one page on this thread
 

Derogatory Trainer

The hero you don't need but you're getting anyway.
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
315
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
88
Nature
Adamant
Pokémon Type
???
Pokédex Entry
Wanted to be an Instagram whore but I got lost so now I do Reaction-Lockes.
Ugh Treecko? What are ya? Some kind of loser?

Hey. I'm here to help you make your screenshots less horrendous!



You've already got an imgur account so click on your username in the top right and click images.



If you haven't already you should definitely separate your images into different albums (chapterwise) Makes things much easier to find.

Then add the chapter's images to that album.



When they've been uploaded organise them by filename as Imgur doesn't upload them exactly in order (because they're assholes)



Then where is says "View Image info" go down and click on "Generate Image Links"



Select all them lovely images and click "done"



Then you should get a window like this. If you want your screenshots to resemble mine in my runs use these settings but it's up to you.

Anyway Copy the links directly onto the reply bar here and toggle the BB code button (the gear) until the images show up instead of the links.

Then bingo bango. You can write your run much easier and without those annoying imgur borders.

Okay hope that helps. Good luck with your Nuzlocke!
 

YinYang9705

Member
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
524
Caught
Jul 17, 2019
Messages
61
Location
a different place, possibly a different time
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
male ones
Pokémon Type
Ghost
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #3
Ugh Treecko? What are ya? Some kind of loser?

Hey. I'm here to help you make your screenshots less horrendous!



You've already got an imgur account so click on your username in the top right and click images.



If you haven't already you should definitely separate your images into different albums (chapterwise) Makes things much easier to find.

Then add the chapter's images to that album.



When they've been uploaded organise them by filename as Imgur doesn't upload them exactly in order (because they're assholes)



Then where is says "View Image info" go down and click on "Generate Image Links"



Select all them lovely images and click "done"



Then you should get a window like this. If you want your screenshots to resemble mine in my runs use these settings but it's up to you.

Anyway Copy the links directly onto the reply bar here and toggle the BB code button (the gear) until the images show up instead of the links.

Then bingo bango. You can write your run much easier and without those annoying imgur borders.

Okay hope that helps. Good luck with your Nuzlocke!
I cant help myself, Sceptile is my favorite pokemon of all time
but yeah, thanks for the tips, they really help alot

Now that dero has helped me out with the screenshot situation, expect the screenshots to look somewhat less amateur hour from here on out

having left the lab in search of this Birch daughter, I came across an even more hicky village, where the towns [people are all helpful and the dumbass to the left of me cant tell the difference between human and animal footprints
after an uneventful journey to the north, I encounter this birch daughter


it turns out she was May all along, which does explain how she knew my name earlier


having seen that I have a pokemon ,May decides to become the first trainer I face in combat


she sent out this "torchic" which appeared to be a firey chicken, which will no doubt prove to be an exciting 1st battle to witness


turns out to pokemon just starting their journey dont have many powers to show, so it was pretty uninteresting overall, although Geck seemed pretty worn out by the end



its because I prevented him getting mauled by a raccoon with him, its not that hard to understand


oh is that what those looks are? I was worried I pissed him off somehow
after telling me I have to power to befriend pokemon she dragged me back to the lab


we were quite professionally greeted by Birch


he praised me quite a bit for someone who expected his daughter to beat my ass


for the valiant effort of defeating May he gangpressed me into helping him learn about this regions pokemon


to help with this, May gave me her balls

after leaving the lab, I was ambushed by my mother

I did, he was almost mauled, it was pretty funny


after telling me I'm my fathers child she gave me these shoes


yes....I have a b button...............


and then she told me to be careful, which I thought was sweet for a women I am likely to never see again

after leaving town for good I encountered....

this viscous hyena pup the dex calls a "poochyena"


who I named bits, after the typo I made naming her
grrrrrh
I think she likes it

traveling north further still that's how I use the phrase right?
I was ambushed by a seagull

apparently they call this species "wingull", for whatever reason


I decided to name him gull, after the last part of his name
*WINGULL*
here we see he keeps the seagulls naturally tendency to scream really loudly

heading east past the dumbass wannabe foot professor, I entered route 104

rumors of a rare fairyish psychic pokemon called "ralts" pipe my curiosity, making me wonder if I'm fortunate enough to encounter one


I then ran into this bug


who I named cacca because I wanted to name something using only two letters
.......
do caterpillars even male noise?
after naming the "wurmple" I was attacked by a child


I told him no, but still threw his dogcat at me


who I then beat with my untrained wingull, humiliating him and all the effort he put in training his catdog


I told the bugboy I thought this was a stupid rule, surprisingly he agree with me, and we had a nice chat about wurmples
turns out they have two evolutions, buts its randomly decided by how their personality develops, making me hope cacca doesn't evolve into the scarier one


I did, but I told him I was the better beginner, which he took offense to


then I showed up his raccoon with my bug


and his swallow with my seagull
After easily defeating the nearby lass I finally entered petalburg city


which looks more like a village but whatever, maybe I can finally meet this fabled "dad" creature

Next time I help a asthmatic catch a pokemon and hike through the local woods to get to rustboro city, see you all then

pretty good if I do say so myself, just hope I dont need to use it
 

Uberle

Lur King
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
209
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
96
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Fire
Pokédex Entry
Stays in the distortion dimension where no one bother him
Nice to see things are going well
Starting team looks good
Looking forward to how this turns out
Good luck!
 

YinYang9705

Member
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
524
Caught
Jul 17, 2019
Messages
61
Location
a different place, possibly a different time
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
male ones
Pokémon Type
Ghost
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #5
Nice to see things are going well
Starting team looks good
Looking forward to how this turns out
Good luck!
Thanks, the poochyena is getting benched until I get to the daycare because fuck trying to grind a modest one in the early game

So how about that Swsh news huh, you know what that puts me in the mood for?
updating my nuzlocke of a 14 year old game lets go


entering petalburg, I was immediately accosted by this women looking for "wally" whoever that is
having told her I dont know where he is, she fucked off to harass some guy dressed for a vacation


entering this house, I learned that Norman was the one who payed for our move, which begs the question of why mom sold the car
also that all he talks about is pokemon, which I suppose explains why I've never seen him before in my life


cheeks, a mole under my eye and a hell of a handsome devil


recovering from the hike here, a fat man came up to rant on about the pc boxes, which makes me believe this countrys obesity epidemic is spurred on by the progress of technology


a kind citizen pointed me to this gym, where he said I should be able to find norman, which makes me curious as to what he looks like
a horrible monster?
an obese crime lord?
a serial killer looking shifty fuck?


turns out he's an average looking middle aged man, go figure
after accusing him of never being there for me, it turns out he's the reason we had the opportunity to progress in the world, what with all the massive birthday checks I got, that mysterious bike I had for a while, and my nice education at the top school in johto, which made me realize he sacrificed family familiarity for our nice lives, which made appreciate him a little more

I still told him off for never being there for the schools father son pokemon battles though


after I told him that I was exploring the region for fun, he started to tell me something before...


this little shit interrupted our healing process to ask dad for a pokemon


turns out he's the wally that woman was looking for earlier, and he wants a friend for the move he's making towards "venderturf" whatever that is


sympathetic to his plight, dad agreed


but not before asking me to make sure he doesn't get mauled


chaperoning wally, he valiantly searched for a pokemon for 2 minutes before...


he encountered a ralts
huh


after capturing the ralts he dragged me back to the gym to show off to dad


after showing off his catch to dad and getting a ride from his uncle dad began to tell me what he was saying before


turns out he was telling me about the gym challenge, turns out the easiest one for my experience level is right after the local woods


and then he gave me a pep talk about how being his son, I could do anything I set my mind to


even defeat him when it come to it
I bet he was practicing that one for my entire life, just to hype up our confrontation
almost makes it worth not having a dad for 13 years


after entering route 104, cacca cocooned!
....this evolves into the scary one doesn't it
....
oh dont give me that look, I'm not gonna abandon you


I then encountered this thing I've never seen before
turns out its local to mt motar, which is news to me

anyway I called her riri cause I thought that'd be a cute nickname for a maril
rilll~
I think she likes it


after exploring the route for a bit, I find this shack apparently owned by a local legend "mr briney"
legend has it he ran full speed speed into a hurricane just to prove he could
this was a year and a half ago, god imagine what he looks like, like the staue of atlas or something


crushing wetness I would imagine, I told him
he seemed to dislike that answer


then his dipshit friend threw magicarp at me until he ran out


I told her no, but she sent out her raccoon anyways
after I entered the woods, I kept getting harassed by this wurmple until it evolved to....


this


who I called silc because I couldn't be assed to come up with a better name for her
.....
dot dot dot to you too


after exploring the woods for a while I was asked if I had any "shroomish" by this business man, which I suspected to be a drug until he told me it was the local mushroom pokemon
I still think its used as a hallucinogenic


and then we were attacked by a pirate who wanted important papers


the druggie then used me as a meatshield, causing the pirate to throw his poochyena at me


then Gecks showed him what for


after the pirate fled swearing revenge, the druggie thanked my for keeping his papers safe with his ball


I told the kid I dounted that, ewhich he disliked and battled me for


after defeating the kid and exiting the woods, I came across this flower shop


the middle sister gave me this watering can is hopes to bribe me to their cause
it didn't work


crossing the bridge, I came across the hoennium coustom called a "double battle" in which trainers use more then one pokemon to battle
what an amazing concept


I told this guy he should claim to be something else in a region whos local champion specializes in water types
he threw magicarp at me until he ran out in disagreement


after beating the fisherman, I finally made it to Rustboro where I wonder whereI'm supposed to find the gym leader

next time I explore rustboro and its surrounding areas, and finally battle the 1st gym leader
 

Lumaeus

Active member
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
239
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
226
Location
Kokiri Forest
Nature
Brave
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Grass, Cute
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon is trying its best to fight the good fight.
this evolves into the scary one doesn't it
I think you will find that Dustox is in fact adorable and good.

Nothing to fear coming up, what with Geck on your side.
 

YinYang9705

Member
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
524
Caught
Jul 17, 2019
Messages
61
Location
a different place, possibly a different time
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
male ones
Pokémon Type
Ghost
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #7
I think you will find that Dustox is in fact adorable and good.

Nothing to fear coming up, what with Geck on your side.
yes,.... Geck is what wins me the battle with roxanne...

This run has surpassed a hundred views:yay: as celebration, have the 1st gym battle

entering the 1st building I see, I learn that the local megacorp has all its workers live in this building while they build up this city, which would be worrying if this place wasn't nicer then my old house


seeing as I'm a trainer, this kid gave me the ball his dad made for him


after exploring the city some more, I learn that the stone family, the heads of devin and the reason this region even has technology, likes rocks
huh go figure


right next to the pokemon center, I had a chat with this guy
he's partly responsibly for this city, as it was thanks to his efforts the vast forest that used to be here was cut down
to commemorate the meeting, he gave me the tool used for the job, a tiny cd he called the HM 'cut'


assuming I'm a pleb, this man assumes I;m a student of the local trainer school, which I polity said I wouldn't never be caught in a shitheap like that,
he took offense to me calling the local school a shitheap and dragged me towards it


"no not likely, it doesn't magically make them easier to find" the kid then frowned at my answer


this man showed me his disciplining technique, then gave me a free sample which was weird
some tourist was taking notes in the corner, but I payed him no mind


she tried hyping the school to my, but having already seen it, I told her nepotism was the real way to become a leader
she then slapped with a magicarp


"I have recently" the reason he asked me that is because he's trying to get his baby daughter to laugh


right here


to help her, I tried the most modern humor I could manage


it then failed me, so I renounced modern humor completely


having finished with that nonsense, I then decided to loiter in the main hall of the local megacorp


"neat" I mean, how else do you react to someone saying, "hey look your wearing our product?


I then read up on devens history, turns out the stones liking rocks comes from the fact this was originally a mining company before expanding to producing electronics, building development, energy production, and pokemon trainer shit, which means everything I use I owe all to devon
after exploring north of rustboro and finding NOTHING I decided to head east


where I found this little cicada called "nincada"


her claws look sharp enough for vutting purposes, but idk about training her
and then tragedy struck


in trying to make riri learn water gun, I tried my luck against the local bird population, who took poorly to me beating them up, and gull had to pay for that


I'm so sorry gull, I with our time together was longer


anyways here's what gull died for, so at least it wasn't in vain


also cacca became the scary one, to my chagrin
*TOX*
oh its not like I'm gonna bench you for it


anyways here's this tunnel, they ended halting production to prevent distress to the local pokemon population, which made wonder what lived in the cave


turns out it was these living loudspeakers called whismur, miles and miles of nothing but whismur
I think canceling the tunnel was the right call


anyways here's mine, I named him decimel, we're probably never gonna see him again outside of shots of the box
murr...
probably


anyways after entering the gym, this guy told me it was rock typed and what its matchups where
I then told him i already knew what rocks where weak too, to which he said "oh"


here's the team I used for this gym, or the three pokemon I had that were at least level ten


I then made it to roxanne with little effort, after introducing herself and hypiung up the local shitheap trainer school, we batled


"I shall" I retorted, which I thought sounded more awesome in my head


riri then curb stomped her geodude


gecks however had a bit more trouble with the "nosepass" as I forgot I taught him bullet seed just for the occasion, in after which he was nailed with a rock tomb, taking him down to slightly less then half his health


then panically strategically I swapped out for riri, who then dodged the rock


twice even


in frustration, roxanne blocked riri from switch as she was watering the nosepass


to my grief on the verge of easy defeat, roxanne healed her nosepass


riri was having none of it however


and then I beat her


roxanne accepted mostly gracefully


and then gave me the move that almost killed Geck

Next time, I chase a pirate into a cave and accept a mission from one of the most important in the region, forcing me to travel to an island cave
see you there, same nuz time, same nuz forums
 

YinYang9705

Member
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
524
Caught
Jul 17, 2019
Messages
61
Location
a different place, possibly a different time
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
male ones
Pokémon Type
Ghost
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #8
short update for today

upon exiting the gym, I immediately heard a robbery in progress


turns out it was the land pirate again, wonder what he wanted


oh its whatever important papers the druggie was peddling...again
you'd think the biggest corporation in the country would be able to afford better security


"hello again" so it turns out the pirate successfully took the goods he assaulted the druggie for back in the woods, to which he then begged me to get back for him, to which I agreed to think there's be a large monetary reward for


I then got distracted in the wooded part of route 116, buts its fine, I beat some school kids up


I then came across this old man, whos "peeko" was stolen by the pirate as he ran into vendarturt tunnel, making me wonder if the pirate actually knows this tunnel's a dead end


he didn't


he also thought an old mans wingull would be worth anything, which makes me wonder if all pirate grunts are this stupid


and then geck beat up his dog


the pirate then told me his orders, which makes me wonder what's so important about this package that he tried to assault a man over them
he then teleported away, which I thought was inconvenient


turns out the old man was mr briney, which turned my mental image of him from brave adonis to old man with a deathwish


this guy then tells me what this tunnel would have accomplished if it haven't been cut short, which makes me wonder if I'll ever curse out the whismur race for cockblocking me from the other side of this half of hoenn


this man then gave me his other ball as thanks, then dragged me back to his bosses room


before I met mr stone, he pawned the package off on me, because i;m the only who can keep important company products safe, apparently


I then met mr stone, who told me he had a job for me


since he decided to go out of his way to flatter me, I accepted it


he wanted me to deliver this letter to some dude named steven which makes me wonder how important he is


also he gave me a gps as payment, which made me ask about a cash payment
he laughed in my face at the mention of cash
fuck


also he warned about the pirates and some guys named magma, which makes me wonder how dangerous they are


after leaving the bosses room I discover their r&d team is worthless


like super worthless


they even talk about stuff that no longer happens, which makes me pity them


also it turns out the gps doubles as phone
great


after getting the phone numbers of some kids, I reunited with may


after seeing the progress I made with the gym challenge, she decided to test her luck in battle


I easily stomped her again


after going passed the blocked way in the woods, I found this woman who gave me her seed
neat


being the only sailor I know, I asked mr briney for a ride, figuring an octogenarian would know better then to be a reckless driver with a youth at the helm


he then put the fear of god into me, while dad called to check up on me


after making land on dwford, I puked into the ocean


after talking around town I learn this steven person is balls deep into the local cave

next time I brave the cave and probably ignore brawly until I'm closer to his levels
oh, I'm taking a break for the weekend, partly because I have a thing with my granmother going on, and partly because I still have to finish three houses, this run will resume on monday
 

YinYang9705

Member
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
524
Caught
Jul 17, 2019
Messages
61
Location
a different place, possibly a different time
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
male ones
Pokémon Type
Ghost
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #9
now that the weekend has ended, lets go meet steven and actually explore dewford


entering the cave, I was immediately drawn into a conversation with the hiker


he warned me about the darkness, to which I replied how dark could it be?


also he confirmed that Steven was in the cave, which is good to here, means the swimmers briney ran over to get to dewford didn't go to the hospital in vain


I wonder if this man has a warped definition of helped


because giving me a cd doesn't really sound like help


neither does telling me I cant use it until I defeat the gym leader
whatever


I then ran into a sumo wrestler


I named the "makuhita" bulkhead, after the guy that kept getting beat up in transformers prime
"TA"
you sound like you object, but because I cant talk to you, I'll just pretend you like it


that hiker was not kidding about the dark


while I was stumbling around the dark, bulkhead learned this


immediately, he decked this poor "aron" into a wall


when I got near these rocks, the pokedex started emitting a horrible screeching sound, like magnets were interfering with it or something


I then found this rock, which appears to have the effect of preventing pokemon evolution, which makes me wonder why a rock would have that effect, or that who would use it


and then Geck got more powerful


learning an attack that doesn't involve grass and or normal


and evolving!


after reaching the back half of the top floor of granite, I finally met steven


he likes rocks


and is probably the heir to the devon corporation, which means he must be loaded, so I told him I accept cash
he laughed when I said cash
fuck


he then gave me a tm that nothing on my team can learn
thanks for nothing rich boy


then then praised me for my ability to raise pokemon


which was flattering enough for me to accept his phone number


exiting the cave, I told this fisherman fishing sucks
he then declared us eternal rivals and got my phone number somehow


I then found space dust on this rock, making me wonder how it got there


"then just take your rod out of the water when you go piss"
he disliked my tone and stung me with his jellyfish


I then discovered this backwards island in the middle of nowhere has trends


they suck


I told them I never heard of "lousy walk" in my life


I then tricked them into thinking his mother was a trend


but I think it went over his head


ignoring that nonsense, this man gave me a scarf


I asked him who brawly was
turns out he's the gym leader, which makes me wonder what types he uses


then his man gave me his rod


after which I deliberated going to the gym just yet

next time I still avoid the gym, and also go to slateport to give this stern fellow some "goods"
 

YinYang9705

Member
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
524
Caught
Jul 17, 2019
Messages
61
Location
a different place, possibly a different time
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
male ones
Pokémon Type
Ghost
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #10
Right so maybe I overestimated my ability to play video games in the middle of the night


so after deciding to avoid the gym for a little while longer, I headed to slateport while telling briney to take it easier this time around


while he ignored my request I spotted an abandoned ship, making me curious as to what treasure lay inside


yeah probably


and then this girl gave me sand
on a beach
in the most tropical region in the world
fantastic


this man burped in my face while wanting to battle me, I said no but..


this little girl ambushed me from behind, forcing a double battle


I stomped, although cacca probably didn't appreciate the wingull using him as target practice


after the battle, the little boy ambushed me as well, telling me of this mythical seashore house


also his zigzagoon knew how to weaponize riding the waves which I thought was neat


didn't do much though


and then I got his phone number for some reason


and then one of the woods nerds from rustboro called to brag about his ralts


after getting ambushed by kids hiding under umbrellas, I tried the stat lowering strategy,before getting fucked by this tentacool


also bulkhead wishes he was born with guts around hereish


after exploring the beach some more, I found this little girl who uh.....


uses really strong language for someone her age


I then decided to tell her dad off to giving this young child such a filthy fucking mouth


after fishing up a magikarp of course


it took hours, but I finally...


motherfucker


I named her fisha, because not magikarp didn't come to me until this very moment


upon entering the house, this little kid bragged about his azuril


while showing the kids pokemon whos boss riri learned rollout, which may or may not come in handy idk


this woman said exciting battles are all that matter


she then used water sport in a battle with no fire
she might just be a fucking idiot idk


this guy bragged about this battle prowess


he was so unexciting I forgot to capture a pick of the battle
also soda?


I tried to tell him about the inappropriate language his daughter uses but then he praised my battling ability so I forgot what I was going to tell him off about


also he gave me a reward


which was soda


after getting enough soda for the rest of the league challenge, i finally entered slateport for real, collapsing infront of the market from exhaustion

next time I actually give stern the goods, promise
 

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right time for a longer one

What woke me up was no some kindly civilian moving me into a more comfortable spot then Slateports pavement, but elliot calling me to rant on about the superiority of fishing
annoyed, I hung up on him


I then checked out the local market, which didn't really have anything that interested me


or stuff that I could afford


this man tried to sell me his living seaweed, unfortunately for his it possessed a nearby anchor and fucked off into the ocean
he seem as shocked as the rest of us


getting away from the market, I come across this guy, who wonders what effect the lighthouse has on pokemo, which is fair enough


"they used them for spare parts?"


"oh, fair enough I guess"


and then there's this idiot, who clearly slept through all his classes to even entertain such a fucking stupid thought


and then I decided to see what's up with the museum, unfortunately, there was alot of pirates in the way


after the line didn't move for an hour, I decided to check out the local pokemon fanclub


I got a chance to be on tv, so that was nice


I gave what I thought was a well said interview


as opposed to this guy, which brings up the obvious
"pokemon resent getting killed"
yeah no shit



then this guy claimed to be important, to which I said, "if you're so important, why does nobody want to be around you"



after getting thrown out of the fanclub, I went to the docs in hopes of finding captian stern, instead, I found a man too fat to fit in a submarine



he even said so himself!



heading north, I find that the exit has been blocked off by pirates


who want to be cryptic about their clearly well thought out master scheme


then I was attacked by a walking weed


after catching the oddish, I named it Ich Will, because apparently weeds remind me of hardcore germanic industrial metal


I then walked to the only building I have yet to visit, which has sterns name all over it


I feel as though this boiler is sassing me, but I dont know why


I then found this man, who's clearly puzzled by ship design


he cant even properly name parts, which is weird


somewhat because his name is literally dock


but also because he was hired to build the fucking boat


he couldn't even tell me where stern is, so this wasn't even a productive use of my time


leaving the shipyard I noticed the pirate conga line disappeared, so I entered the museum


then this pirate freaked out at meeting me, for reasons unknown for a few seconds


turns out he was the grunt assigned to the rustboro job, which made me smile in nostalgia


also he called me a thief, so I kicked him in the balls and left him outside for the local cops to arrest


turns out this fucker was the reason the line took so long to dissipate, which made me wonder about team aquas benefits and wonder why anyone would sign up to be a pirate


apparently low intelligence is the main reason


since he was saying that while looking at fucking sand


"no" he seemed to ignore the comment, and was promptly beaten up by security


I then went to the second floor, mostly to get away from the pirates, but also to check out the vehicle segment


I then found stern looking at the model boats


turns out mr stone didn't alert him ahead of time that I'd be the delivery boy was changed to me, since he was surprised by me carrying the parts


and then we were attacked by pirates


it went poorly for the pirates


like super poorly, since that was a v4 rollout crit on a less then half health carvanha


he was surprised bu the sizable hole left in the wall by his fish


they seemed to feat the punishment they would no doubt receive for losing ship parts to a kid


then this bearded asshole showed up


he seems super important


turns out he's the big boss of team aqua, which means he's no doubt a well spoken, intelligent and charismatic leader, worthy of the status of one of the top terrorists of the region


he then assumed I was part of this other terrorist, "team magma"


"what, too green for the role?"


he then started to monologue his no doubt well thought out plan


turns out he's a fucking idiot


and completely blind to the less well thought out parts of the plan


he thinks my age is why I wouldn't want less land to live in, on a planet that's mostly water


after team aqua left, stern remembered he was here, and checked my status


he almost forgot why we even met during the scuffle


I then offloaded the pirate bait to him


and then he told me that the planned expedition would be televised, and that I should tell all my friends about it


after words he told me to fuck off, and I'm left without payment for bravely protecting the ship parts from pirate attacks
fucking scientists

next time we explore the areas north of slateport
 

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Pokemon Emerald should have included another team dedicated to expanding the sky.
I don't know how the logistics of how that would work but it would have made the game more interesting.
 

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Pokemon Emerald should have included another team dedicated to expanding the sky.
I don't know how the logistics of how that would work but it would have made the game more interesting.
oh the logistics are simple, they turn space into a breathable atmosphere, thats how they expand the sky, actually doing so is another matter entirely, but sensible plans have never been a concern for the hoenn villain teams

Now then, time to explore the route 103/110 T shape

after exiting the museum, I came across the tourist I've encountered several times before, he calls himeself scott and is on the lookout for strong trainers
since I sent team aqua packing, he added me to his lookout list which I thought was flattering


after leaving the city, I encountered birch, barely avoid certain death by cute electric mice


turns out he thought may and I were exploring together, which makes me think we should probably be keeping up with our familys more often
eh


also he wants me to look out for may, so I decided to keep that in mind


so to force me to keep in touch with him, he forced himself onto my contact lists
I'm still not gonna call him


and then this middle aged women with a pokemon obsession added herself to my growing contacts list


and then the rich guy whos only worth is richness decided to call me while I was about to talk to the nice flower woman


he made me quite sad
also I used gull to fight him, so he should know I know about wingull
stupid rich fuck


and then all the thunderwaves caught up to me


after running back to the pokemon center I entered the woods in the back, and met this guy, who I told I'm not fat like you
he took offense to that


"what guitar, all I hear is trumpets"


and then the guitar guys voltorb took a 5 hit bullet seed, on of which was a crit


also they really disliked riri for some reason


"no that's the other guy"


and then this man threw his skitty at me


after bulkhead helped pry it off this fisherman tried to assault me why his broken fishing rod


and jellyfish but geck wasn't having any of it


also this man told me that oldale was across the way, which made me wonder why I would ever go back there


after dealing with route 103, I entered this mysterious house with a shimmering table


and the the table said he was concealed underneath it, which made me confused since I saw no man under it


turns out the voice belonged to this "Trick Master" and he wants me to complete the challenges he has offered


after entering his backroom, I was almost attacked by this knife wielding lass


after battling the other trainers, the final lass decided to cuck riri out of a win


which mattered little, since she still reached level 18 anyways


and evolved!


also the trick dude keeps his passwords on what appears to be cheap store bought paper towels


and is also an egotist


yet he's willing enough to praise my efforts, even in a backhanded sort of way


and generous enough to give me rare, expensive, pokemon treats


and even dares me to moke him later on
his madness is unfathomable


after the leaving the trick house this kid braged about the local pokemon
he then sent out an aron, who are cave dwellers


after dealing with that idiot, I reunited with may


who, in a fit of pride, challenged me to a pokemon battle in full confidence of her victory


she then realized her mistake when riri faced off with her conbusken


after realizing she's screwed, she panickedly withdrew her cock


and then geck secured the ko


she's surprisingly less mad then I expected her to be, although this is the third time I beat her
maybe she's used to it by now


"no shit"


recognizing my efforts, may decided to reward me with the most valuable thing she has


this thing that can find concealed items


afterwords she biked away, while I remembered her fathers warning to an eye on may so I did
right in the biggest thing in my field of view

next time I finally stop pussyfooting around brawly, seen you then
 

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Ah worlds, the center piece of pokemon battrles, you know what they remind me of?
the dewford gym in pokemon emerald lets go

after defeating my, it made me realize I still have yet to face brawly in a battle, so I headed down to the beach to....treasure hunt because I got distracted with my new toy


I kept finding fish scales all over the place


or items people were too careless to pick up


or sellable goods


or stuff I keep and forget about


after clearing the beach of its treasures, I ask briney to take me to dewford carefully
he didn't hear the carefully part


after dusting myself off, I enter the gym into total darkness
fuck


so dark, I didn't see the gym guy right in front of me


also he uses fighting types, so its a good thing I dont use use that poochyena/whismur I got
yet


"no I can still see you, I'd imagine a place completly cut off of from light wouldn't have any way to well see"


after words I encountered this battle girl


she was no match for my moth


who evens laughs like that under the age of 55?


also I got tag teamed again, I should really stop getting into these situations


also bulkhead almost died


but he didn't, and cacca got this move that might come in handy
eventually
probably


"but what if its left?"
he didn't appreciate the remark


"he's the end goal, he''s going to be involved"


how cute, she thinks she can get away with saying that


and then riri stomped her


she took it well enough to declare that she'll use the gym challenge as a training exercise


after healing up at the pokecenter, I rearranged my team for brawly
the rules and all that


anyway, here's brawly


he uses water terminology in spite of being the fighting guy


"meat, calcium,liquids...."
"oh wait you mean that in the battle sense"
"of course"
I dont know about you, but I think I have pre battle banter down pat


anyway he first sent out his machop


it wasn't a threat at all


his meditie was more annoying then threatening honestly


here's why, focus punch sucks


like really sucks


dragging the battle out,he healed it because azumaril aren't built for attacking


twice, which made me wish riri had huge power instead of thick fat, oh well


after using up most of her water, the meditie finally went down


and finally his ace appears


unfortunately for him, he has no real way to defeat cacca
unfortunately for me, he also has access to better healing berries then me


but it mattered little outside of further dragging out the fight


damnit brawly, use fighting puns not water ones


anyways I got his badge


I'm suree it will be very relevant in the coming future, certainly


and then he gave me this cd for personal buffing


and his phone number for reasons that are beyond me

next time, we make it to mauville and learn about pokemon husbandry, dont miss it!
 

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well that was a nice weekend break, but this needs updating, so update I shall

after leaving brawlys gym, I remembered mr stone had a package for me, so once again I braved a trip on mr brineys death trap


after realizing I still needed to re-add bulkhead to the team, I headed for the pokecenter when roxanne called me
somehow
I blame brawly sharing my number with her


is, is that a proper usage of the term clip?

huh, so it is


embrace my power roxanne
embrace it


and then she promised me something that probably wont be relevant for the rest of the gym challenge
probably


after getting bulkhead back, I then asked stone for my reward


"is it money?"
"no"
"aw"


and now I can grind weaker mons
at half the pace
eeeeehhhhhhh


after briney put the fear of god back into me, I went to finish the trek to mauville
after treasure hunting of course


"are, are you two blocking the the item over there?"
"yeah, and if you want it you'll have to get past us"
"fantastic"


and so I challenged them


it was a difficult battle that lasted several minutes


with much power being shown on my side


and a singular new move being learned


after the creepy guy with a pokemon obsession got my number, I found out the hidden item was worthless to me


but this one wasn't!
so there's that


"how do my intentions cause you to know my battle style?"
"shut up"


and then I laughed at this poor womens carelessness


after the completely uneventful battle, this prick decided to taunt me by foreseeing the moment of my death
I think that's what he foresaw anyways


"fuck you I do what I want"


after beating up another fisherman, I thought this old man was going to tell me the history of the local route


instead he just thought segregation was a good idea
fucking octogenarians


I tol;d him it sounded life threatening
he just said thats what makes it fun


and so, with a decent amount of effort, I've finally reached mauville


that ... told me this man was going to say something stupid


and he did, apparently not realizing pokecenters are free


and then I invaded a mans house to watch tv
but he was cool with it


"this doesn't seem like a program with lasting appeal"
"seriously"


"probably some rube with a stupid fucking hat"
"yeah mostly likely"


"hey that's me!"
"was I wrong?"
"yes you prick"
"I dont know it looks pretty fucking stupid to me"
and then we argued about it for minutes
minutes


turns out the special was delayed, apparently because the camera women had a bad encounter with a fanclub member with a "sharpedo"
whatever those are, I'll probably never see one in my travels


"you're not the wordiest little bastard around aint ya"
"look I had to select my answers off a sheet, I did what I could with what little I had"


"it was more of a whisper honestly"


and now we're gonna see one of the most profond things I've ever said


truly I'm a speaker for the ages


after leaving the old mans house after he said he'd give me something after I'd beat watson, I decided to check out route 116
turns out theres a daycare here



which can raise pokemon for me, which gave me an idea...


so I gave them bits


and decimel, in hopes I wouldn't have to fight wattson with an electric weak pokemon and a dustox


I'm sure this will have no repercussions what so ever

next time, i explore more of the surrounding mauville area and probably box a few eggs, see you there
 

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route 117 is pretty desne for being one of the smallest routes distance wise, but at least its decent exp+ future rebattlers

while healing up, I learn of this thing called a "hipster", which I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to hate


he told me some "trendy" phase, then refused to elaborate on it, so he does a good job of making me dislike him, at least


I then battled some schools girls


it went super not well for them


"no"
he then threw his whismur at me, so I guess we had to battle


riri stomped his team


until this fucker cockblocked her rollout


after defeating the breeder, the nearby triathlete tried his luck
the resulting battle was too brutal to record, but the doctors say his doduo will be able to walk again in 8 or so months, so thats nice


also I saw these berrys full, then as sprouts, and now there almost trees again
botany is weird


during one of my trips to the pokecenter, I looked up the species diveresty of this route
its not great, making dread how long I'd have to spend just searching for something unique to capture


i then immediately ran into this "illumise"


which I called dorothea, because she looks particularity like a goldigger
"MIIIII"
I think she accepted it gracefully


after going to the pokecenter to pick up cuttup, I found this girl who thinks hipsty is also weird
which is interesting, apparently she also saw other weird fucks sitting around the center, which made me wonder when would I see them
never because I dont have access to a link cable


....I guess? it does seem pretty non polluted, but I dont think clean air has a taste


I then beat up another tri athlete


going to where the tree is, I wondered why three people where standing in front of it, making me wonder if anything behind it was worth guarding


why do all the triathletes around here use doduos?
the world may never know


also I thought the other girl here to complete my dominance


it wasn't that difficult


"I would if they showed up 1st"
she seemed very confused by that statement, but I payed her no further mind, because I had to pick up....


god fucking damnit


while stewing in my disapointment, it turns out my pokemon fucked
whoops


I should probably find someone to hand this egg off to, but its not a high concern right now


while heading down, I learned that trainer classes can also evolve
neat


he was moderately mo difficult then the bug catchers in petalburg woods
but only moderately


he seemed to realize it too


"no"
her bird then attempted to spray me with water, which was rude


while I was defending myself, this happened


and then she got my phone number
entering verdanturf, I wondered what interesting things the sign has to say about this place


grass doesn't have a fragrance
oh dear god this place is boring


I immediately fled to the pokecenter, to which this kid tried to teach me the move I didn't let geck learn


I then healed my team and rested for a bit

next time we explore more of the greater mauville area and maybe see cycling road
 

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dont cha hate it when you cant think of anything to write for the pre update post?

after leaving the pokecenter, I encounter this young child who knows about the blackbelt trying to finish the road
somehow


I wonder how grand this city is, it might be the most dazzling thing I've ever seen, if I make it that far


I dont know why people built citys on this half of the region honestly, the volcano in the middle of it spews out ash often enough for it to be mentioned, which I;m pretty sure means its active


oh well, I'm sure if enough water types are thrown at it, the problem will go away
also air doesn't have a taste
moron


so is this where wally was sent off too?
I suppose there are worse places to live in this region


how passionate could he possibly be


wait, is he the guy who's been bare knuckle digging his way through the mountain to get to here?


he's been killing himself to have an easier way to fuck see his gf?
thats admirable, in a way


"yes"


"they do you moron"
insulated at being called a moron, he then thought for his honor
with three geodude
when 3/4s of my team wreck rock types


"they did"
"wonder why"
"probably because the local pokemon population can cause this whole mountain to shatter with just their screams"
"oh"


and then I met wanda, who keeps an eye on her moron of a bf to make sure he doesn't kill himself pounding away at a rock


southwards, I met this guy
he wants his glasses


I find these glasses


they're not his glasses, so he fucks off from the local area, never to be seen again


leaving the verdanturf area, I see the fast growing plants have fully bloomed
so I remove them from the circle of life
forever


heading back into mauville, I find the bike shop


inside, I find this overeager suitman


turns out he's the guy who owns this joint


"they cant be that filthy, I boated most of the way here"


"yes"


"eh"


out of concern for the distance I traveled, he gave me a bike for free


I even got to choose, what a swell man


then I entered cycling road, after the guard gave me a warning


who does a piss poor job of making sure people dont get on it without a bike considering this psychic is right here


"I cant tell, you're wearing a helmet"
"oh"


I wonder what all these tri athletes are training for, considering I dont see a sporting event in the near future at all in hoenns online guides


and then she got my phone number
I really got to keep a better handle on that thing


"of course I can you fucking roider"
he took expectation to being called a roider


also apparently makuhita can claps their hands so strongly they can blow back pokemon
which is neat


and then this guy got his hands on my phone number, somehow, I didn't even speak to him


this guy somehow new I got my bike from rydel, I thought it was because he's the only bikeshop owner in the region


turns out he just put his name all over his bikes


fucking egotists


some people are into that
I call them degenerates with a deathwish


and then bulkhead got to level 23


which is the perfect level to forcefeed him the rare candy tricky gave me


....."is that bad"

"so is it bad"
yes, it was bad


and then I got some mail for this woman with a gambling addiction


which she passed onto me, because corrupting the youth is a favored pastime of gamblers

next time, I death with the rest of mauvilles pre wattson areas, and probably gamble
alot
 

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strap in people, its a battle episode today

after getting the coin case, I decided to see how the daycare mons were holding up, seems like they were doing good


so I decided to see what was east of mauville, and ran into these jokers


he makes me feel better about my naming system at least


who the fuck calls someone deandre, its like they combined two unrelated names and thought it sounded good
also I appeared to be outnumbered


it wasn't much of an issue


until the kid sent out the aron and cockblocked my rollout sweep


also it got off an attack buff, but its not gonna be much of an issue


this however, is annoying


and so, I beat them soundly


and then the aroma lady shoved her face into my bag to sniffout my phone
alright


and then this man started to talk about "equipment" so I tuned him out until he threw he jellyfish at me
geck oneshotted it, but the force threw it into the nearby guitar player which pissed him off into attacking me


geck was having none of it however


and then he got my phone numbers by bribing me with music


sandshrew, he likes the sandshrew


and then this woman came onto me


like really came onto me, which I think is slightly worrying


"I wonder what magical adventures I will have in this clearly important area"
was roughly my thoughts


"wait its not open yet?
"

also I can run in this place, it also has a mart and a center, theres a pc nearby, its pretty stacked for a tower built into a nearby hill


"tag battles?"


"so why can I loiter in the main hall then"
questions I didn't get answers too
I think shes a robot


"w-why would coming from mauville give me energy?"
"gambling"
I decided to not ask any more questions here


I'm like 87% certain this is a non-squiter


and then this shit happened twice in a row


"how could you tell"
"the torn clothes and the dirt stains"
I really should fix up my look, maybe later


and then he asked me to battle him, having never been asked to fight before, I accepted


"does this count as two of the battles"
"no"
"shit"


this seemed like a bit of a mismatch


only a bit though


and then he yelled into his house instead of walking in and talking like a normal person


he then sent his wife out afterwords


it went about as well for her as it did for mr winstrate


and then she sent out the next trainer


her daughter


whos only real threat was the marill


and only if I wasn't paying attention, which I did


and then she went crying for granny


she didn't take it well, at all


"try it retiree"
I've really got to work on my smack talk


and then her meditite detected in fear of cacca


after losing, vicky decided to invite me into her house, which I thought was kind for someone who was pissed at me not three minutes earlier


and then they buttered me up


and then they praised their son, who shall surely be a very powerful obstacle in my path


"I somehow really doubt that"


"neat"


oh unwarranted faith, ye are a true monster


and then the wife gave me the secret tool of their training regimen, which I will surely use alot throughout this adventure


remembering the picnickers words, I then entered the game corner to energize myself


how does something like this even happen?


well it attracts on duty chefs, so it must do something correctly


I decided that it was the prefect time to try out the slots, to see what all the hullabaloo was about

next time I finally take on the mauville gym, see ya then
 

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And now, your weekly gym battle, with your host, me

after paying off my gambling debts, it turns out decimel and bits fucked again


I really need to find a kid to give these to


afterwards, while tying up any loose ends, I found this fatman who knows about rocks


turns out he's the nephew of the guy I watched tv with, small area huh?


and then decimel was almost ready for the big leagues

when training, jerry called to tell me that he lost
I should be less liberal with who gets my phone number


and then this happened


and then I had a loudred, so my team was almost ready


now all bits needed to do was evolve


after decided to evolve her in the gym, I can across a familiar looking road blcok


turns out it was the kid dad forced me to babysit a while ago, and his time with the ralts gave him enough confidence to suicide on battle wattson


his uncle thinks that is a stupid idea however


wally uses the greatest debating tactics to try and convince him


and then he notice there was an audience


and so he blackmailed the use of the gym in order to prove to his uncle that he can do it


unfortunately, my dark type was up 1st


also she reached this level


wally however, seemed shocked at the development


and now I have a mightyena


the stomp seemed to have sapped him of his will
alas


his uncle realized it might've been a bit mean to throw him into the grinder like that, tried to reassure him


and then he finally realized I prevented wally from getting mauled while he caught his ralts


also the tourist came by to praise me from destroying the hopes and dreams of a young child, so theres that


entering the gym I realized that I'll probably be suffering the common puns
great


and singing, so this'll be hell even without the paralysis


and then I saw a non electric type
huh


it was a mildly annoying battle all things considered, but this was worrying because I the meditite got off a bide after I damaged it, and I didn't remember how bide worked


also this jackass fucked deci out of his best move


oh well, little worrys


expect that, thats an oh crap if I ever saw one


and then I won, and learned that wattson owns this town
neat


thats also not an electric type


this doesn't make it an electric type


especially since it barely hurt bits


that's even less of an electric type!


"I somehow doubt that"


and his partner was a bug maniac, I dont even know how he was eligible for the gym role in the 1st place


"how do you know?"
"because you're a child, and most parents dont have kids until they're like 30"
"oh"


and then I finally met the geezer himself
he was talking to himself about his plans for mauville and how they included condos, s I think he was going senile


but then he saw me so maybe he just babbles to himself


"I'll show you the power of youth old man!"
"....but I didn't mention age at all"
"......shit"


team shot


and then bits thought valiantly against the voltorb


they were evenly matched until...............


"OH GOD JESUS FUCK"


and then she lived, because intimidate is one of the best abilitys there is


the electrike gave me more trouble then I wanted honestly, but its not like I was gonna use decimel past it


and then he sent out this dangerous thing


which went down without much of a fight at all honestly


and I tried gecks luck against his ace, the "manectric"


that was after 5 seeds, so I realized he was screwed


so I had bulkhead take care of it, which was closer then I would have liked honestly


but watty accepted defeat with a hearty laugh, that I think he has to do or he dies idk


so then I obtained the badge


and his signature move that almost killed bulkhead


and his phone number for some reason

next time I smash some rocks
 
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Well that was a nice break, but its time to get back to the schedule

after leaving the gym, I remembered the fat man and irritable scientists words, and visited the guy I tv jacked to get rock smash


and so I enetered his house, not expecting anything out of the ordinary


and I somehow ended up in the trick house
what


also the trick master became a plant, so I'm forced to conclude he's an interdiemeinsional trickster who came to this reality to torment hapless trainers
mainly me
because he's a dick


"no I actually wanted rock smash"
"Ah, but you came here anyways, why is that I wonder?"
"because you replaced the rock smash guys house with your own, somehow"
and then he fled to his backroom


making me realize I assumed nothing bad would happen on the way here forcing my to use my ostly beat up team for this
fuck you watson and your stupidly bulky electrike


"how would you know that?"
"wouldn't you like to know"
"I do, thats why I asked jackass"


he then kept using mons that geck only had half advantages against


or just straight up had difficulty bullet seeding


also this entire thing is a one man job, which just makes me assume he's an interdiemensional imp even more, how else would he build all this in the week it takes me to challenge a gym?


and then this kid assumes they weren't just built in a way that made you press them all
how adorable


and this kid assumes safety standards would allow her to build dangerous mazes like these when she becomes a gym leader
I say as I realize wattson used free flowing electricity as gates
huh


also she had a beautifly


who was barely a threat


even her gust was barely 20ish damage, which is sad


and thus I reached the paper towels tricky insists on calling scrolls


as you can see, the passwords are as humble as ever


"not much of a maze if its basically a straight line"
"ah, but what about the backtracking?"
"still does not make it a maze"


building on the imp thing, turns out he built this in a night


I'm getting closer to be seen as an equal, which is almost exciting


and then he gave me a timer ball, an item which isn't even on sale yer
huh


and so I exited the interdiemeinsional house of tricks


infront of the place I intended to enter, so at least he's a dick about this whole space/time kidnapping thing


and so I finally return to the rock smash mans house to obtain rock smash


who had apparently been taking energy supplements since the last time I was here


"do you have a more respectful name to go by?"


"clearly not"


"thanks, they're half dead from repeated electric shocks because I still haven't gotten the chance to heal them"


and with him ignoring me, he gave me the cd


which I gave to bits because her moveset is the most lacking of the bunch


and so I sovled the rusturf tunnel issue, and it only took several near death experiences to do so
fucking voltorbs


"thanks it was nothing"


and then he gave me the hm for moving rocks
that I cant use yet because I lack the necessary badge for it
thanks fatty


and then I reunited the lovers, which for some might be its own reward
those people are morons


and then I returned to her house to find it got pretty crowed since the last time I was here


turns out this is where wally has been squatting since he moved here
also he said something about doing the gym challenge, but I'm sure its nothing


and then his cousin told me he tells everyone in town about how I helped catch the ralts
I'm so sorry for unleashing that on verdanturf


exiting the tunnel on the rustboro side, some business man wanted to talk to me


turns out it was the druggie


and stern even told the company I delivered the package safely which was nice of him
I hope he doesn't get harassed by pirates while he's still holding on to it


and then drugman used a weather metaphor to praise me, which I thought was neat


and then he told me about the new pokeballs that were going on sale


"can I get a payment for doing a good job?"


he then wordless gave me the ball and walked away, so I assume the answer is no
fucking suits
I cant even use the ball effectively because its the repeat ball he gave me a free sample for


and then I got annoyed with rustboro and decided to finally progress my way to the north

next time, I meet the other terrorists and probably make it to fallarbor town
 

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