A Comedian At Heart
I once again shoot lightning at Aureum to usurp control of the RTD for one round.
 You manage to set up a conglomerate, however the parent company isn’t yours, but Hobo’s Pastaria is instead.use my pasta restaurant to set up a conglomerate of other activities in all the industries
 You manage to call a meeting, and somehow everybody stopped what they were doing and teleported to your area for this meeting. I hope y’all have a good plan....Well alright then. I guess I call a meeting of everyone on the island so we can discuss how we plan to get out of here safely.
 Good news! You found where it is! Bad news, it’s at the bottom of the middle of the lake. Thank goodness it’s quite clear, however you have no clue how deep it is.Search the area marked on the map for the other half of the note.
 You summon Static Electricity, which isn’t that bad honestly, but I’ll roll to dodge anyways.I once again shoot lightning at Aureum to usurp control of the RTD for one round.
 You eat a Taco. It is a very cool taco, in fact it’s the most delicious taco you ever had! (+1 to Taco Rolls)Alright. I eat a tasty taco.
 Well, you fuse your company with Cirr’s, making you both the owners of the Parent Company. However, your fellow business partners are not big fans of the treatment and are angry! You must roll to calm them!Offer Cirr a deal to join Pasta restaurants along with my ever popular booze. with an even 50/50 profit split.
 Your hands muster all the energy they can, and are about to collide with Mouse’s face! She must roll to dodge!I punch Mouse in the face with my floating mechanical hands for daring to usurp god.
Hmm? How am I feeling, you ask? Well, I've had an annoying headache. But nothing matters more than needing to stop Mouse's HEARSAY.
Even if I allowed that action, you’re dead till next turn so...After I finish shooting lightning at Aureum, I kick Zorua in the balls.
 You do some renovation, it’s alright but you don’t think you can improve on it by yourself at this point.let's uhhh renovate the interior of my shop because idfk what else can i do with my time
 You guys somewhat come up with a new handshake, but y’all are still somewhat unsure about it. Maybe you’ll feel better if you try it at least once.
First things first, I plan out a secret handshake with my new best friends!
 You get Second!Luigi’s attempt at Luigi’s autograph on your copy of Luigi’s Mansion 3. You’ll treasure it forever…Oh man it's the man, Big G Luigi
I try and get his autograph
(And turn back time a day by moving the sun backwards so Aureum can do the funny)
 Cirr, you take all of Fool’s Tacos, and feed everybody said tacos, only half of the islands liked them.Feed everyone tacos
 After watching Sugar struggling to add floors... You Zorua, add many floors to Sugar’s store and even additional improvements, making it the size of a strip mall! The weight is also enough to counteract the balloons, and it’s now back on the island instead of the sky.let's add another floor to my mEgA cApItAlIsM cLoThEs StOrE what could go wrong
 Sugar, you decide to take matters into you own hand and build an absolute unit of a boat! It not only fits everybody, it’s also a cruise ship! Decked with everything you could dream of! Of course, I don’t appreciate people trying to drastically change the story, but at the same time I’m not that evil. So just one lightning Bolt will suffice.Ah, there it is. I guess I'll get to work building a raft that's large enough to carry all of us safely. ...Or maybe a boat would be better...
 Fool, you start to think about donating pasta to the escape effort... However you decide not to donate pasta to said escape effort, you monster!donate pasta to the people running the escape effort. as an important person in a big company we have to help the people who need help!
 Simply, you tap into the power of the Divine, and build the greatest temple known to history! This greatly pleases the RTD Gods! However, Mouse being an Heretic is now gonna try and do some damage to it!Open a church for the RTD Gods, Aureum and RNGesus.
 You donate some booze, Simply (and Sugar apparently) somewhat enjoyed it.Along with Cirr, donate some booze as well.
 Instead of fishing it up, you manage to fall into the water, and it’s deeper than it looks! You must roll to swim!I use a fishing rod to fish the other half of the note out of the middle of the lake.
 You ask them if they want to go bowling, they all agree! Jimmy Edgelorde seems to be the most excited, then again he did used to be a pro-bowler before the tragic incident where he lost a game and his dog died as a result. Now that his character arc is over, he’s eager to play again!It's great to know I have a friendship with the characters from the greatest film of all time, insert favourite movie here! And I just did a cool secret handshake with the most badass character of all time, Todd Whitenamington!
Clearly we need to celebrate this occasion with a fun activity!
I ask my brand new friends if they want to go bowling!
 You don’t make a frame, you make a SHRINE on the wall for the autograph, however you didn’t fix it to the wall properly and it’s about to topple and break your bed!I buy a frame for the autograph and put it on my bedstand in my house
 You become Spidermouse! You currently have the powers of MCU Spidey! How neat is that?I get bitten by a radioactive spider and become Spidermouse.