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Roll to Dodge RTD AK-2004

Thread Description
And this is why you don’t kill God.

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,271
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
Well, first thread I created in Festival Plaza. I hope people actually see this. Anyways, it’s pretty much your typical RTD (you know the rules already), so here’s the deal:

You were on vacation but due to recent events, you are now heading home on a plane. Thing is, there is almost nobody on the plane, and you’re pretty sure you should be home by now and yet looking out you only see water. So yeah, good luck with that!
 

Second

A Yu-Gi-Oh! Protagonist but in Real Life
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
206
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
543
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
They / Them
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Ice
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon has a tendency to start many projects as they come to mind, but they tend to only finish projects other people have made deadlines for.
do a barrel roll
 

mondograss

Bard of Life
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
680
Caught
Aug 15, 2019
Messages
531
Nature
Naive
Pokémon Type
Dark, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is infamously irritable, but it comes down from its rage quickly. It is quite loyal to kind, patient Trainers.
Unbuckle my seat belt and check the cockpit.
 

Zorua3

On-and-off Nuzlocker
Artist
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
387
Caught
Jul 5, 2019
Messages
412
Location
Somewhere in Unova.
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
He/him
Pokémon Type
Dark
Pokédex Entry
I'd copy-paste the Zorua Pokedex entry, but I'm too lazy.
Submerge the plane.

Don't look at me like that, Aureum said we should do that in nuzcord.
 

hobohunter

Just the worst
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
236
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
680
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Water, Dragon
I'm gonna loot the booze truck.
 

Fool

I'm Eltaba now.
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
503
Location
A Delicious Pancake
Nature
Bold
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Dragon, Rock
Pokédex Entry
Frequently criticizes inane video game plots, especially those involving spiky haired boys and cats.
Become Barack Obama
 

Jimcloud

Administrator
Administrator
Moderator
🌱Featurer
🎇Contributor
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
3
Caught
May 13, 2019
Messages
848
Pronouns
they/he/she
I... gasp... turn off airplane mode on my phone.

Listen.

I'm really bored, okay? I just want to check Discord.
 

The Man of Many Names

Formerly of the 4000+ Posts Club.
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
493
Caught
Jul 13, 2019
Messages
294
Location
The Bob Dole Memorial Ocean
Nature
Sassy
Pronouns
Pokémon Type
Water, Steel
Pokédex Entry
With the pokedex number of 493, this Pokemon is essentially Arceus and fully intends to let the power get to his head.
Watch the in-flight movie.
 

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,271
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #11
do a barrel roll
[3] You were so confused on whether to barrel roll yourself or the plane you accidentally do a sweet flip instead. Everybody loved it.

Unbuckle my seat belt and check the cockpit.
[1] You fail to even unbuckle your seatbelt, and in fact actually make it tighter! You can barely breathe and it's hard to move.

Submerge the plane.

Don't look at me like that, Aureum said we should do that in nuzcord.
[4] Usually you would be right at the cockpit, but the door to it is jammed, meaning you actually have to open it somehow! That's right, you activated my trap card!

Arm the bomb.
[3] You manage to connect a working arm to the bomb, good job!

I'm gonna loot the booze truck.
[6] In your lust for booze, you summon a booze truck is barreling into the side of the plane!

[6 for Booze Truck/3 for Plane]
The Truck breaks through the plane, crashing through the seats, and breaks through the other end! The plane itself wobbles a bit, and Hobo must roll to avoid getting tossed out!

[4] You manage to barely grab onto a seat before you can fly out, you then pull yourself back into the plane.

Become Barack Obama
[2] You decide not to become Barack Obama, and you sit in your seat instead wishing you could become the Obama.

Activate the emergency escape!
[5] You open the emergency exit, quite easy in fact. Below you, there's just ocean. And if you look towards the direction you're flying to, you can notice there's an island ahead!

I... gasp... turn off airplane mode on my phone.

Listen.

I'm really bored, okay? I just want to check Discord.
[1] The phone refuses to let you turn off airplane mode to use Discord, and tries to throw itself off the plane!

[4 for Phone/1 for Gravity]
The phone straight up yeets itself out of the plane, meaning no Discord for you!

Watch the in-flight movie.
[5] Oh hey, it's insert favourite movie here! You even have some popcorn and a drink + there's also a blanket if you want to get nice and cozy!
 

Second

A Yu-Gi-Oh! Protagonist but in Real Life
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
206
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
543
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
They / Them
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Ice
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon has a tendency to start many projects as they come to mind, but they tend to only finish projects other people have made deadlines for.
be very pleased with my sick flip before using the strength that comes from doing a sweet flip to kick down the cockpit door
 

hobohunter

Just the worst
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
236
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
680
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Water, Dragon
oh fuck that. I'm just gonna loot the booze cart instead. I definitely need a drink after that.
 

Fool

I'm Eltaba now.
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
503
Location
A Delicious Pancake
Nature
Bold
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Dragon, Rock
Pokédex Entry
Frequently criticizes inane video game plots, especially those involving spiky haired boys and cats.
Pilot the Plane, Go to Australia
 

Zorua3

On-and-off Nuzlocker
Artist
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
387
Caught
Jul 5, 2019
Messages
412
Location
Somewhere in Unova.
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
He/him
Pokémon Type
Dark
Pokédex Entry
I'd copy-paste the Zorua Pokedex entry, but I'm too lazy.
Fine, Aureum.

SUMMON A GIANT METEOR to submerge the plane. I don't need to be in the cockpit to do that.
 

mondograss

Bard of Life
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
680
Caught
Aug 15, 2019
Messages
531
Nature
Naive
Pokémon Type
Dark, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is infamously irritable, but it comes down from its rage quickly. It is quite loyal to kind, patient Trainers.
We should probably all be getting sucked out of the plane if the emergency exit is open. Good thing I have my seat belt on.

Take the life jacket out from under the seat. I have a feeling we may crash soon.
 

The Man of Many Names

Formerly of the 4000+ Posts Club.
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
493
Caught
Jul 13, 2019
Messages
294
Location
The Bob Dole Memorial Ocean
Nature
Sassy
Pronouns
Pokémon Type
Water, Steel
Pokédex Entry
With the pokedex number of 493, this Pokemon is essentially Arceus and fully intends to let the power get to his head.
..Well, if I'm gonna die, at least I'm going to do it while watching my favorite movie, insert favourite movie here!

I'm gonna start eating popcorn!
 

sugar heart

nono morikubo is a qt
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
257
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
229
Location
346 pro
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
she/they
Pokémon Type
Fairy, Normal
Pokédex Entry
hello, i like idols.
let's live on the dangerous side

i jump off the plane. no parachute, no lifejacket, no extra lives, no shields, final destination.
 

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