As a hunter, it's your duty and pleasure to hunt big game. It takes some time, but you find your quarry, active under the brilliant full moon above. Small Grizzly, though it's a bit weird looking. Still bound to be good eatin', though.EAT BEAR
You wake up. It's morning, and the day is looking pretty nice! Blue skies, sunny weather, really nice time to be outside. It's a great time to be a brewer!Search for any berries, and use it and any snow to make wine.
You want to build a few mechanisms, but it seems the fort doesn't have a workshop for it...apparently there's only one other mechanic in the place, and she's "busy" fishing. Still, not a big problem to fix!build mechanisms [R]
You are found to be guilty of the crime of Conspiracy to Slow Labor, and are hauled away to a private cell, where they clamp a steel chain onto your leg and slam the door.get arrested
Man, someone brought in a grizzly bear today. You love bear!EAT FOOD
Oh HELL YEAH. It's drinking time!DRINK BOOZE
You continue to quaff from your glorious flagon, until it is empty. You are euphoric due to inebriation! YEAHHHHHH
TO CARRY ON, DRINK MORE BOOZE
This day has been so awful that your only solace is in mind-numbing fury. And so, you build your wrath.After achieving a rage only attained by Saiyans, I would like to ascend and become a Super Saipan.
You look around for another weird small bear to eat, but come across none in the morning sun. However, you do come across a small, annoying hippie, otherwise known as a young elf, who seems to be searching for something. Eat them? EAT BEAR'S SON, I GUESS
You've never heard of a cookie before, but you're quite the biscuit fiend. BECOME COOKIE MONSTER
Your disgust for humans has gone too far. It has consumed you utterly, and left you a being of hatred. You see everyone and every being for what they are; ugly, horrible humans.commit genocide on the human race
You plant a small grove of plump helmets in a cozy, secluded spot underneath the fort. It's slow growing, but it's nice to see your hard work lead to these thriving little plants. plant plump helmet