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Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,255
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
Search for any berries, and use it and any snow to make wine.
 

LucarioOfLegends

Saint of the Church of The Holy Pluffle
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
528
Caught
Jul 17, 2019
Messages
354
Location
A Place
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
he/him whatever the male ones are idk
Pokémon Type
Fighting, Steel
Pokédex Entry
He fought 32 men in an Irish bar once; he is also an incredible liar.
get arrested
 

Zorua3

On-and-off Nuzlocker
Artist
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
387
Caught
Jul 5, 2019
Messages
408
Location
Somewhere in Unova.
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
He/him
Pokémon Type
Dark
Pokédex Entry
I'd copy-paste the Zorua Pokedex entry, but I'm too lazy.

Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe)
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,054
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
DRINK BOOZE
 

0 Anonymous

Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Pokédex No.
193
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
241
Location
Waiting to be ported over from Xenforo
Pokémon Type
???
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #8
As a hunter, it's your duty and pleasure to hunt big game. It takes some time, but you find your quarry, active under the brilliant full moon above. Small Grizzly, though it's a bit weird looking. Still bound to be good eatin', though.
You stealthily approach from the front, take out your handy crossbow, and pull one of your ten bolts out of your quiver to load a shot. Target's 100 feet away.
You take a few seconds to aim, and fire.
Good hit, upper left paw. Slows 'em down and makes the hunt easier. However, the shot gives away your position. The bear, wholly without panic, looks at you with primal rage.

The bear stands up.

With ludicrous speed for such a massive creature, the bear barrels (bearrels) down on you, slowly closing the gap. Only now do you realize that the bear is very oddly built, shaped more like a person than an animal.
It's obvious you won't outrun this thing, so you decide to let high velocity iron beat the race for you.
You load and fire again. Chest hit, no effect. 60 feet away
Again. You focus on the right hind leg, and the bolt pierces all the way through. The bear, however, is undeterred. 20 feet.
You've just loaded the fourth bolt when WHAM! the beast charges into you and sends you flying. It only takes a second for your to come to your senses, but by that time the bear has left a pretty gnarly bite on your left leg.
Only good instinct prevented the crossbow from flying out of your grasp, and at this range that instinct will have to pull double time. You fire point blank, trusting experience over your eyesight. The bolt soars through the air and the bear, definitely skewering where the heart should be. The bear expires instantaneously.

Running on the adrenaline, you haul the entire bear back to the fort and collapse into your bed afterwards for a few hours. Though you're still beat up, your leg is looking a lot better, and doesn't hurt too bad to walk on.
You head out and grab breakfast. Grilled bear steak.

It's delicious. [6]


Search for any berries, and use it and any snow to make wine.
You wake up. It's morning, and the day is looking pretty nice! Blue skies, sunny weather, really nice time to be outside. It's a great time to be a brewer!
You head out into the hilly green expanse around the fortress. Though you've already struck out on snow due to the nice weather, maybe there's some source of water available? Regardless, you begin your task of finding some brewable berries.

As the day goes by, you find yourself daydreaming more and more about the kind of wine you'll make. Maybe something tart that'd go really well with some of that new cheese the chef got, or something sweet you can enjoy on any occasion. If you're really lucky maybe you can find something rare, and make a vintage for only the most important events...

Lost in your thoughts, you don't even notice that you lost your footing on a hill before it's too late! You tumble down below, and have the horrible luck to land in a particularly large thorn bush.
It takes a very painful hour to extricate yourself from the bush's very stabby clutches, and by the time you get out you're cut all over, frustrated, and just done with today. Your mood, much like the patch you fell in, is very prickly. [1]



build mechanisms [R]
You want to build a few mechanisms, but it seems the fort doesn't have a workshop for it...apparently there's only one other mechanic in the place, and she's "busy" fishing. Still, not a big problem to fix!
You find a nice spot in the fort to set up shop, and construct a pretty spiffy mechanic's workshop before getting to work. The setup is a little inefficient right now with the stone stockpile located a fair ways away, but you're able to make 3 gneiss mechanisms before calling it a day and scribbling a note saying "MAKE MORE" on the side of the bench. [3]



get arrested
You are found to be guilty of the crime of Conspiracy to Slow Labor, and are hauled away to a private cell, where they clamp a steel chain onto your leg and slam the door.
It's a pretty decent place, though. You have your own 2-day supply of beer and bread, a chair, a solidly built table, and a pretty comfy bed. Your chain even looks really well made!
Honestly, this place might be better than your regular room. [4]



Man, someone brought in a grizzly bear today. You love bear!
You spend the entire day just going to town on this bear. Bear burgers, chopped liver, stew, sandwiches, salted, rare, charred, medium well, just the whole nine yards. Everything you can do with grizzly, you eat.
By the end of the day, not a single piece of the kill remains. You get a few mean looks from people who wanted to snag a slice, but hey, snooze you lose! However, there is a downside to this. The fort was running low on food before PurpleEyedGuma brought back the beastie, and now after dinner the situation is even worse off! There's maybe two days left at best. Additionally....

The mere concept of eating any more is unbearable to you. [6]



DRINK BOOZE
Oh HELL YEAH. It's drinking time!
You pull out your custom made flagon, forged by one of the finest and most inebriated smiths in the world. Made of pure silver, it has two clear diamonds inlaid onto the surface, encrusted with bands of platinum. On the surface is an image of your family ancestor, first of your line, getting absolutely hammered; an ideal that all who wield the flagon have adhered to. Besides holding sentimental value without compare, It is by far the most expensive item in the fort.
To put mere commoner's wine, beer, and whiskey into such a creation would be a disgrace. Instead, you call upon your birthright.
You head to your room and pull aside a hidden barrel of Botshine, the greatest form of inebriation known to this world and the perfectly kept secret of your family. You fill your flagon perfectly, wasting not a drop of brew or performing a millimeter of unnecessary movement.

You drink heaven alcoholized from your flagon. Life is good. [5]
 

Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe)
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,054
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
YEAHHHHHH

TO CARRY ON, DRINK MORE BOOZE
 

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,255
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
After achieving a rage only attained by Saiyans, I would like to ascend and become a Super Saipan.
 

Zorua3

On-and-off Nuzlocker
Artist
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
387
Caught
Jul 5, 2019
Messages
408
Location
Somewhere in Unova.
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
He/him
Pokémon Type
Dark
Pokédex Entry
I'd copy-paste the Zorua Pokedex entry, but I'm too lazy.
BECOME COOKIE MONSTER
 

Fool

I'm Eltaba now.
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
503
Location
A Delicious Pancake
Nature
Bold
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Dragon, Rock
Pokédex Entry
Frequently criticizes inane video game plots, especially those involving spiky haired boys and cats.
commit genocide on the human race
 

0 Anonymous

Conqueror of the Goldenrod Gym
Pokédex No.
193
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
241
Location
Waiting to be ported over from Xenforo
Pokémon Type
???
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #15
YEAHHHHHH

TO CARRY ON, DRINK MORE BOOZE
You continue to quaff from your glorious flagon, until it is empty. You are euphoric due to inebriation! [3]



After achieving a rage only attained by Saiyans, I would like to ascend and become a Super Saipan.
This day has been so awful that your only solace is in mind-numbing fury. And so, you build your wrath.
Guards look on in worry as your veins bulge. Your jaw clenches with enough force to rival a crocodile. Your heart beats wildly, faster, faster, faster, approaching such wild pressure levels that your blood is moving 60mph through your cardiovascular system.
You're beyond trembling; in fact, you almost move in a blur with how much you're shaking.
And it keeps building, and building, and building, surpassing all mortal limits until suddenly...!

Something happens.

It's not clear just happened to everyone around you what happened, but the world feels irrevocably changed to everyone. [6]



EAT BEAR'S SON, I GUESS
You look around for another weird small bear to eat, but come across none in the morning sun. However, you do come across a small, annoying hippie, otherwise known as a young elf, who seems to be searching for something. Eat them? [4]



BECOME COOKIE MONSTER
You've never heard of a cookie before, but you're quite the biscuit fiend. [2]



commit genocide on the human race
Your disgust for humans has gone too far. It has consumed you utterly, and left you a being of hatred. You see everyone and every being for what they are; ugly, horrible humans.

You will kill them. You will kill them all. [1]



plant plump helmet
You plant a small grove of plump helmets in a cozy, secluded spot underneath the fort. It's slow growing, but it's nice to see your hard work lead to these thriving little plants. [3]





Fool has gone berserk!
 

mondograss

Bard of Life
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
680
Caught
Aug 15, 2019
Messages
531
Nature
Naive
Pokémon Type
Dark, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is infamously irritable, but it comes down from its rage quickly. It is quite loyal to kind, patient Trainers.
Cast Restore on Fool.
 

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,255
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
Attack Fool head-on.
 

Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe)
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,054
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
wow that's annoying.

buy more booze
 

Zorua3

On-and-off Nuzlocker
Artist
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
387
Caught
Jul 5, 2019
Messages
408
Location
Somewhere in Unova.
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
He/him
Pokémon Type
Dark
Pokédex Entry
I'd copy-paste the Zorua Pokedex entry, but I'm too lazy.
Steal Cirr's money and buy biscuits to fiend on.
 

Fool

I'm Eltaba now.
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
280
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
503
Location
A Delicious Pancake
Nature
Bold
Pronouns
Call me whatever you want.
Pokémon Type
Dragon, Rock
Pokédex Entry
Frequently criticizes inane video game plots, especially those involving spiky haired boys and cats.
Destroy all Humans by Proxy War
 

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