Conqueror of the Violet Gym
I jump in the tears and start to swim. Pool party!
 You failed to upgrade your d20, and now as revenge a giant d6 is gonna crush you! You must roll to dodge!upgrade my d6 to a d20
 You get a hoard of pears in ACNH! You won’t have to worry about needing more pears for a while! Also you give 0 a pear, they stop crying and enjoy the delicious pear! (+1 to next roll)Grab some pears in game, and also give a real pear to Zero so they’ll stop crying.
 The robber somehow recognizes you from the alt. timeline and says while he isn’t currently taking an apprentice, he may be swayed to accept one.Oh thanks Aureum.
Ask the robber at the bank who I saw in an alternate timeline if he’ll take an apprentice.
Edit: also, I’ll DM next round.
[5-1=4] You absorb most of the tears, however a slight bit of water up to your heels.Place a sponge block to absorb the bulk of the tears inside the house.
 Because you can’t swim in this swallow pool of tears, you swim outside! It’s so marvellous and impressive, everybody is impressed and all have their eyes on you! However your sick swimming skills attracted a hungry shark! You must roll to dodge!I jump in the tears and start to swim. Pool party!
[1 + 1 = 2] You open a small portal, but nothing comes out.Summon a Chihuahua
 The shark, angry at your transparent attempt to distract it, leaps out of the pool with its mouth open wide! You must roll to dodge!I distract the shark by throwing some raw meat outside.
I turn the shark into a human, I desire friendship.
[6 - 1 = 5] You summon a gigantic shark! The shark is willing to obey you, but it would really appreciate it if you could feed it in… some way...dang my d6 is gone what will I roll with
summon a shark
[1 - 1 = 0] You swim over to Cirr, right into the Giant Shark's mouth! He swallows you. Roll to Dodge stomach acids!Swim to Cirr so they can have their shark.
[6 + 1 = 7] Your longing to escape the shark fills you, and you feel a serene power. In a flash, you are outside the shark, and you feel odd. You check your skin and notice a gray ripple. Is it possible you've absorbed some of the sharks power? (-1 to next turn) (Shark Power, +1 to all swimming-related actions)I try to punch the shark's teeth out and swim out. I need to flip that record or else...
i don't know what happens if you leave a record on too long but it cannot be good
 You grab the chainsaw sword. It's more comfortable and easier to use than you expect, and you swing it around like a lightsaber. Fun!I take the cool chainsaw sword from the shark warrior’s corpse.
 You shove a taco into another taco and try to stuff it into your mouth. After a bit of shoving, you swallow a huge bite, and are disappointed to realize that it just tastes like a normal taco, except harder to eat.I put a taco inside of another taco and eat it.
 You summon a bag of shark food, made with All-Natural Pescatarian Materials (TM). Your pet shark is quite pleased.summon some shark food
 You create a plot, but due to everybody trying to give their ideas at once, it’s a bit messy. The players are now cops in Canada. Recently, a Tanzanian interior designer was stabbed to death with a Hokkaidoan icicle. Your primary suspect is an Antarctican Chicken Herder.Somehow create a plot in the game, that gives us all a common goal.
 You bust into the police station with a shark. You attack the two other players in this round, Fool and Aureum. Both must roll to dodge!attack everyone with my shark
 You have some fun with your chainsaw sword in the police station, seeing what all you can cut up. You cut the doorknob off of the door before Fool tells you to stop horsing around.I am gonna go practice using the chainsaw sword, and totally not goof around with it... much.