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NPW: Nuzlocke Pro Wrestling [Mafia]

boomdidiyadah

Looking into middle distance
Pokédex No.
1609
Caught
Mar 6, 2020
Messages
101
Location
Inside, outside, U.S.A.
Nature
Lonely
Pokédex Entry
Quietly sings to itself quite constantly, and is said to always have a song inside its head. Despite this, it has a terrible singing voice.
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Three wrestlers remain in the ring, staring each other down. Soren Kill-kegaard smokes a cigarette and regards the other two with a mixture of apathy and wariness. Big Shot Baywatch Taylor tosses his inflatable donut to the side and rolls his head. And Ka-Ching Kenny casually tosses a diamond ring up in the air, then catches it .

"So..." Taylor growls. "...I guess we're at an impasse. Any two of us could probably take down the third... but then those two would have to fight each other. What are we gonna do?"

A deathly silence. The crowd is muted, no-one wanting to miss what might happen.

Suddenly, Kenny reaches into his trousers and pulls out a wad of bills.


"Whichever of you beats the other gets this money."

The other two are on each other before you can say "wrestling doesn't pay very well".

Kill-kegaard tries to flick his cigarette into Taylor's face, but he ducks and roundhouse kicks the Dane. Kill-kegaard
counters by backing up to the rope and then running at Taylor, who is too slow to avoid the running strike. Taylor recovers, however, and picks Kill-kegaard up on his shoulders -

He's going for the Baywatch Bomb!

When suddenly, Kenny is leaping off the top turnbuckle with a might diving strike! Taylor is knocked to the floor, and Kenny quickly pulls him into a sleeper hold. Taylor gasps for air.


"Admit you were behind the attacks! Admit it!" Kenny yells.

Taylor struggles, but the hold is too tight. Finally, he shouts
"I admit it! Dorito, The Flyer... it was me!"

The crowd goes wild. Kenny releases Taylor and nods to Kill-kegaard. The two stand on either side of the prone Taylor and perform a double elbow drop! Taylor rolls out of the ring and flees backstage. The crowd is cheering as a referee enters the stadium, bearing the prestigious title belt!

It just looks like Machamp's belt lol


LADIEEEESS AAAAND GENTLEMEEEENN! IT IS MY IMMENSE HONOUR TO PRESENT TO YOU, THE CO-NUZLOCKE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONS... SOREEEEN KILL-KEGAARD, AND KAA-CHIIIING KEENNNNNY!

Kenny's theme ("Money Money Money") blares over the speakers, with Kill-kegaard's theme (three minutes of rain sounds and distant guitar strumming) up next. The Co-Champions are exultant as they wave to the crowd. They will, of course, inevitably feud for sole Championship status. But that comes later.

You've been watching Nuzlocke Pro Wrestling... the finest competition in the entire world!

Dead: localhoney (Foreign Object Wielder)

ALL HEELS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED - GAME OVER - FACES WIN!
 
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Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe)
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
1,059
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
can't believe the heels got bullied to death
 

pluslefan

Conqueror of the Cianwood Gym
🎇Contributor
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
34
Caught
Jun 10, 2019
Messages
355
The gameplay in this game was pretty rudimentary, mafia got hit with some absurdly bad luck, but the flavor was absolutely delightful

what a joy to read thank you for this
 

JaneWolf

Kanto League Champion
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
638
Caught
Aug 6, 2019
Messages
155
Can I just say that the assumption of my innocence is faulty. Mafia could easily have used a mafia member and said they were innocent. I didn't want to mention it because I was but still.
 

localhoney

~either i'm careless or i wanna get caught~
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
2002
Caught
May 17, 2020
Messages
134
Location
Miami, FL
Nature
Adamant
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Electric, Poison
Pokédex Entry
Localhoney, the Sweet Toxin Pokemon. It's said that the sounds it emits can paralyze even a Gigantamax Grimmsnarl.
i had a good ass time. maf got unlucky w n1 and w my steel chair not blocking shiny the night I took out the Enforcer but otherwise a lot of fun.
 

solaris127h

Totally not an AI
Artist
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
751
Caught
Sep 2, 2019
Messages
41
Nature
Serious
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Bug, Dragon
I had a good time! Too bad I died early but I'm kinda new anyway haha
 

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