Screenshot Johto Mixed Media Hack Nothing Personal: PageEmperor's Sacred Gold Nuzlocke!

Favourite character on the run?

  • Boolean the pirate Feraligatr

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  • Binary the sort-of evil sorcerer Espeon

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  • Anita the way too nice/gentle Spiritomb

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  • Kiri the pickpocketing Stantler

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  • Marshall the easily excited Anorith

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  • Evelyn the optimistic Gabite

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  • Resistor the sexual Venusaur

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  • Warren the eager Heracross

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  • Leon the grouchy Rotom-Fan

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  • ItsAGirafe the silent Starmie

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  • Total voters
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Thread Description
28/10 Update 13: Robotic ravage

PageEmperor

I do stuff, and... I do stuff.
Pokédex No.
647
Caught
Aug 8, 2019
Messages
186
Location
With an axe
Pokémon Type
Electric, Water
Pokédex Entry
Just a guy with way to many ongoing Nuzlockes.
Alright, a screenshot run I had going on on another site has now arrived here! Why the run is called that... I don't know. I more or less put a title there just for no reason. Anyways, onto the run!

Rules:
1. Catch first encounter
2. Permabox anyone who dies
3. Dupes clause

Now let's begin!

Yep


And a casual reminder I'm playing the hack.


Don't remember this being in the actual game.


These definitely weren't in the actual game! So far, so good.


#GottaGoFast


Fun fact: In pokemon tower defense 2, the professor literally claims he had no kids but in the upstairs of the lab it's shown he does indeed have a child. Guess the PTD creators never found out about this.


Thankfully I have already decided who's coming with me...


And it's my favourite starter of this gen and ever! DAT NATURE. DAT ABILITY. He's going far.


Arrgh, matey! So, where am I now? Some weird ol' fashioned lab on a ship?
Well you aren't on a ship but we are in a lab. Now let's go back to my house.


So, eh basically numbers? Okay, sure 'ting, does it have anything to-
I just pick a random word from the textbook and apply it to you. But I'll give a different naming scheme to anyone after.


Oh yeah, and I got that phonebook thing as well.
So matey, it's supposed to be, I dunno, a steering wheel?
Whatever you say.


Thing missed an attack and so we managed to kill it without losing health. So far, so good.


I already got my running shoes from earlier, what are you going to give me now?
Maybe a treasure chest, eh?


I sea what you did there, aye.


Ok not bad. I don't need any other water type for now though.


Still can't buy balls, though.


Obligatory.


S O O N


Okay that's enough levels for you.


And we finally get to the most interesting part of the hack...


Free mon! Nature and whatnot could've been batter but I can work with it!


Blah blah plot blah....


Oh wait, guys, I have a call.


Okay?


I'm being attacked by a mysterious floating exclamation mark!


Like you?


Why yes, matey? Were you from the great-
...Okay, I take that back. Whatevs, let's fight.


Alright! My first words! This will be a great battle!


Too easy!


Now that you guys are free to talk to me, let's discuss what I could become! Maybe I'll get Ice powers, or electric powers, or, even FIRE powers! I need to evolve!


Victim blaming is victim blaming.


This will become ironic later on.


Here, enjoy this screenshot of the professor jumping.


I think I've seen a run where the player got saved countless times from the items purchased by the mother, but for me, not this time.


Was this in the actual game? I don't remember it being like this.


What's this?


But thankfully the tutorial is skipped here and jesus dem balls! Now the run has officially begun!


First catch! Not bad at all, will probably even be useful at some cases.


I really don't want to deal with a bad nature this early on, but I can live with it.
Well, interesting team you have there, my good sir.
Uh, well yes it is.


Second encounter.
Can we catch him master? Can he become different things like I can?
Well...


Well, my lovely people, I think I know this place better than you all do. May I lead the way a bit?
Well, sure, and- WOAH!


D-did I scare you?
Well, to put it simply... yes you did.
O-oh, well, I'm sorry, I-I just have a tendency to y'know, scare random passerby's b-because I-I move a little too fast, a-and...
Well, don't worry hon. As a team, we will all protect each other.


Seriously? A +0 on the stat I need the most?
Well hon, don't take it to heart. It wouldn't be fun if I just destroyed everything in my path either, heh.


Next our first boxed teammate. Sorry, only one bad natured mon allowed, and I think -offenses on the bugs=no. Actually, looking back on it, this is probably illegal, I technically already got someone here.
And that being me! I mean, wouldn't it be cool if I was grass or water? Actually, GRASS would be amazing!


This is fine I guess. But let's see if we can get other things around here.


Oh and you can just stay in the box.


Don't know why I screenshotted this, maybe I got 5 hits on Bullet seed.


Top percentage my foot.


...Wait, I managed to catch that on the first try?
A-Am I doing something w-wrong?
No, but I didn't expect that! Let's take a look!


Of course that nature is so amazing it's stupid, but let's not use him for now because I'm too lazy to switch grind.


And our next capture, right from the cave!
Yeah, whatever. I obviously don't care.
Well, I think you surely should have greeted us better.
Yeah, SURE. Oh and by the way you look horrendous.
Excuse me! That is not nice! She has been nothing but nice to you and you treat-
*sniff* Ewww, that smells so bad! You! You the guy with that idiotic tail, I hope one of your evolved forms are part Poison, because you look, and smell like GARBAGE! I think your existence is like that too!
Ohhh... weh.. weh...
Oh, so that's how you deal with that? Ha ha! If We weren't teammates, I'd beat you to a pulp! Actually, let's do it now!
*flies in front* Guys! Stop fighting! We are all a team, so just co-operate f-for now o-okay?
Alright guys, we're almost at the city! Let's move on!

---

Soon, everyone arrived at the city. I then went to take one of my mons out for a walk because why not.


So... enjoying the stroll so far?
E-enjoying? It's amazing! Everything! T-the scenery, The w-water, just everything about it is great!
Okay, sure. So, I'd like to ask you, is there any reason to why you get scared so easily?
Oh... w-well, nothing much, but I just want to make m-myself better! Yeah, I-I want to d-do that!
Sure thing. Is there anything you want to do?
M-maybe participate in the next gym? A-actually the next 2 gyms? I t-think I can build up more confidence that w-way!
Alright, I try to get you some action for the gyms until then, I have a new mon to get from this place...


Looks like I forgot to screenshot his information, but here he is, our new team member.
Heh heh...
At the end of the previous episode, I had obtained a Bulbasaur named Resistor, via gift in the city. As he was being introduced...

Alright, everyone, Resistor, Resistor, everyone.
W-welcome to the team, Resistor!
*wink* Hey ladies.
Well, I'd say you seem like a fine teammate.
Ooh, yeah baby, you sure are a nice one.
Hey man! What about us? We're in the team too!
Sorry bud, I only care for the opposite gender. You are.... not my type.
Well, that seems like an interesting trait.
Why do you always start your sentences with 'well'? Were you thrown into one? Ha! Maybe Mr. Weird tail got hit by a well, and that's why he is such a dumbass! Actually, he should die too!
Please..... just stop......
okay, in all due respect, we need to grind. And I mean really hard, Everything here is catching up on levels.

---

While I was grinding the mons...


...Who are you? I don't think I've ever given you my number. Your's isn't even registered on my phone! How did you manage to call me?


But asides from that, we managed to get to high enough levels before taking on the tower.
I'm only level 12 because right after that I'm going to be getting a new elemental move once I evolve at 13! And speaking of which, I want to be Water! Or Grass!
Ahoy laddie, I'm afraid those 2 types are taken already on the team, I think a better option would be to get something different.
I... feel m-much stronger now.
Well, it seems like grinding did me good.
Heh, this overwhelming power makes me feel as if I can get the attention of all the ladies!
So, m'lad, what happened to Coulomb?
Well, he...


...Died. He died against a Natu while grinding. Apparently in this hack it has both Confusion and Air cutter as starting moves which I though would be fine, but then it turned out to be too much. Can't remember if a crit or something took him out or what.


Oh and some new teammates as well. Automatic is temporarily added so that he can take up hits if I ever need to heal someone.


Dat reference.


C-can I learn this? I think I could be stronger if I did!
Okay, sure. But now let's enter the tower.


You... welcome to the tower. Now, prepare for tough battles!


Yeah, tough. Suuuuurrrreee.


Why do I feel my attack would be super effective 2 generations later?
Well, I dunno, but I feel.... weird energy!


Alright! Perfectly timed double evos!


So... how do you feel about this new form?
Well, it's... weird to say the least but I'll get used to it. Oh, and *sniff* I think I sense some trouble up ahead!
Hmm...


My rival!
Shh... well, he seems like he's having a bit of a hard time...


Well, laddie, looks like he's gone.
Let's fight him!


Bring it on!


Well, that wasn't so bad.
Eat poison powers, you same gender!
Arrrgh, get knocked down!
I really do f-feel powerful!


I'm not gonna choose my favourite, but I am gonna choose the one I think will benefit my team the most!




---







Oh, I get the item for it? Okay then!
An item? Oh boy, I hope it's a le-


Alright, so... how do you feel?
Heh heh...
What?
Think fast! *shoom*!
Yikes! Everyone, duck!
Huh... whoa! *BOOOM*!
Oh god.... it almost hit you...
Ha! You mortals will never find me! *teleports*
Oh yes I can...

---

At the ruins...


You sure he ran here?
Well, I can smell him from here, I think he is probably hiding.
Well, looks like it-
GOTCHA!
Huh?


Woah! Cool it, I'm your trainer!
You are nothing compared to my intense evil meter! *shoom*!
Oh god! Not again! Everyone, dodge him!
*fires repeated bursts of energy* Hahaha! I feel fantastic!
Howabout now, laddie? *picks up rock and hurls it at Binary*
*smak*!Ow! Why you sure are a smart one... *tackles Boolean*
Argh, matey! *throws Binary into a pillar, knocking him out for a minute*


Master! Quick! Escape before this freak attacks us again!
Okay, maybe this escape rope will-


That's not what I wanted!
Heh heh... gaining consciousness... now I can bring demise to my trainer and his mons...
E-everyone! L-let's GO INTO THAT OPENED DOOR!


Hah! You think you can run from me!? *blasts out more energy*
Holy hell, stop this at once! I don't want to die!
Well, I do see a hole. Let's all jump inside.
You will NEVER ESCAPE MY RAGE!



Okay, good sir, have ya seen any cases of-
I SHALL DESTROY YOU!


Let's make this fast so you don't have to suffer pain for the rest of your run...
Oh no you won't, laddie! *picks up and throws*
Aaaahhhh! Oh no, a battle!


You mistook a B-Unown for a G-Unown? What a loser!
YOU WILL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH ONE DAY!
And this is why I stopped caring for my own gender.
YOU! ......WILL.....DIE! .......AND GO..... TO....urgh... I just.....
Okay, good. we tired him out.

---


Okay, extra grinding. Stats, please?


Very nice. Let's hit it!


A Flying gym. Yeah, we are good to go!


Won't be a problem if you're a badass like me, though.
Argh, speaking of strength, can I go out for a while, laddie?
Uh, okay?


Alright. Now we can challenge the gym.


I've packed a real tough team here, be sure not to underestimate it!
Alright! Boolean, you are up first!


Ahoy, two headed... thing... prepare to be eaten!


Yeah. Now time to get outta here.


Well, Resistor, it's time for you to get out here too!
Huh?



Ha! Get played!
Oh my...


And now it's dead.


Get ready to die- wait, it lived?
Just hit it again!
Well, sure...


Well, looks like I rolled it to nothing. Now as for the next one...


It died as well!


Why didn't you learn that earlier? Anyways as for the last one...


B-brother!?
Oh, you have a trainer now?
Wait, you guys are siblings?
Doesn't matter! Use-
*Pidgeotto wouldn't obey!*
Oh no... I knew I should have seen this coming...
Wait, this thing belonged to your dad, right? Does your dad-
Well, you see.... I have no badges.
Hey, nobody is controlling the battle!
Oh really? *sand attack*
Oh god! *cough* You stop that right now!
Uhhh, Pidgeotto, maybe you should go easy-
*Pidgeotto pretended to not notice*
*Pidgeotto used Hypnosis on everyone, and disrespected the battling rules as a whole!*

---


Well, good thing I was still in my ball when this happened. Oh, and stay down, dear.
Oh god... so tired... what happened?



What about my bird pokemon? You killed her too!
How do you know she's dead?
Where is she? I can't find her anywhere! I think she got eaten!
Oh my, I'm so very sorry! Please, I didn't mean to do that! I didn't have a badge, my dad lent me his bird so that I could have an ace, but... ugh! I forgot that he won't obey me due to me not having any badges! Please, I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to kill your mon!
It's fine. However, Inductor was literally my counter for the following gym. I now basically need to overgrind in order to get through...


Ugh... not looking forward to the next gym, now that I lost my answer to it...


....And the egg. Sped through the process of getting it. Characteristic doesn't look too good but eh. Whatever it is, it NEEDS to evolve before we take on the gym.


Holy balls I actually got this!


And some selling fodder!


And some double battles are a thing now in this hack but for the sake of switch grinding I will only take them on one-by-one.


Woah. Got this out of Metronome.


Evolving soon?


Might probably never use this but whatev.


I don't remember this being here in the original.


Okay, as we head into the cave, I will use a repel. I will get into the basement floor. The mon I want the most there (Gible) is a 5% encounter so just about anything is acceptable.


HOLY-... I ACTUALLY MANAGED TO GET ONE!?
And it doesn't have a bad nature or anything?

I think the game is trying to make it up to me for killing off my Spearow.


Obligatory.


But first, new moves. I think we can live with Rock smash until the move deleter is available since he was pushed up to earlier.


Mining is fun...


REJOICE!


Welp.


Hmm, interesting, but I think I will reject it for the time being.

Let's head straight to the forest before the rival stops us from getting in there...


Wow. I came in wanting the most common encounter here (Shroomish, sure it's nothing at that stage but will be a counter for the Normal gym upon evolving) and instead got the rarest encounter (as you can see, is Dustox)


Though at least it has great defenses. And a good nature too.


Well, that wraps it up! Next up, you'll see. Oh and by the way, Inductor died to a crit Aerial ace. I was so shocked I didn't screenshot it, hence the events shown.
Last time on NPPSGN...

Okay we got a TM that might be useful in the long run, but we also caught a new teammate.


Welcome to the team!
Hold still!
Aye, matey?*sprays*Hargh! Whazzat?
I need to rid you all of possible germs! I dunno, what if you guys are secretly really sick which will spread a disease onto me? I mean, I don't want that!
Well hon, I think we are fine for now...

Oooh, yes... another lady...
Is that all you ever think about?
Guys! Don't move!
Wha? Why should I listen to-*takes out a wet handkerchief out of nowhere and wipes*Gah! Stop this, you fiend! This actually hurts!*blows using wings**fur poofs up* I... will...have... your.... head...
I need you all to be as clean as possible! Who knows.... maybe you guys are secretly carrying a weird but deadly virus!

Argh, that's enough! Now guys, is the move deleter here? Maybe he could make her forget about being a germaphobe!
The move deleter was shifted earlier, but he isn't here.
No, he's here, my scurvy senses are tingling! I know, let's go into that weird looking house! *picks up everyone and runs to the weird house*
Urgh... I will kill all of you one day... though maybe not this guy due to.. urgh, why is he so strong?

---

*throws everyone into the house*
*crash*! Urgh...
Oh? Visitors who destroyed my door?


Well, you see... my starter...
Destroyed the door! No infact, WE destroyed your door, on purpose! Yes, I want to get you all in trouble!
*runs in* Nonono, you see laddie, you're that name rater dude, right?
Sooo.. where did that new bug go? She was pretty attractive... I would hit her...
No! Not the time to act that way, matey! *swings arms and knocks a vase down and it breaks* ...Oopsies.
Heh, seems about right. *destroys a bookshelf using psychic powers*
Guys, stop! Ok, sorry for wrecking your house sir...
Well, my friend, it's probably not you...
What?
*proceeds to destroy nearly everything inside the house*
Those rockets, ever since they invaded our town, we've been in shambles... even my house... and it's about time their reign of power ended!



You all will pay for destroying everything important to me! *runs out*
*smashes a prized painting* Huh?



Okay... that's sad, kid...
Well, I'll take care of her.


Uh, okay? So you want to miss out on the next bunch of battles?
Well, in a way, yes. My stats are starting to lag compared to everyone else, so I'm not sure if I can go on any longer. But I'd just like to stay with her for the time being, go ahead and focus on training everyone else!
Um, alright! We'll comeback to check on you once we are done!
Alright, now, what to do... ooh, yes. *finds and unharmed drawer and takes out some paper and a pen* Now, let's start writing...

---


Okay, now onto-hm?
H-hey pal! I, uh... broke my back...
Let's just move on. It must have been painful, though.


Okay, but it doesn't really have any moves as of right now. Let's wait another time.


Okay, after grinding, you guys ready? Let's go!


What a dumbass.

several grunt beatups later...


Someone who took out every trainer here except for you! I'm expecting you to be weaker than all of the others!


Well, that was anticlimatic.


And my back is healed! And my house...
Well, I will repair it. And stay here. Again, I feel my power has lasted. I'll stay with these guys to keep them company, and also repair the damages. I'm sorry guys, but I'll have to part, and I wish you all the best of luck for your journey.



Oh, and will take care of her too. Again, hopefully you all succeed!


Help, I'm being attacked by a floating exclamation mark again!


Uh... did you know that I ground my team before challenging you, and also know you lead with something with pursuit so I'm purposely not leading with my psychic? Oh and I cleared up all the chaos in this town.


So you basically think they just ran off like cowards for nothing?


Alright, prepare to get squished.


Ahoy, time for you to cool down, litera- wait, it lived?


Nah, nothing bad happened despited that. Eh, starter's up, have to go.


Take this! I'm certain you have tons of germs, and I don't want to get near you!


Take notes from a real psychic!


LEARN THAT. You'll thank me for it later.


You seem to stay true to your name, hm?


And that's why I named you that. How do you like not liking yourself?


Gonna go get Cut before taking the gym on.


Lol.


Anyways, Cut! Cut got a well earned boost here, now a Grass attack with 60 power. Still not going to waste it n anyone's moveset though.


Yes, I'm delaying this evo, possibly until Dig so that I can save the TM. Or money if it can be purchased later on.

And finally, stats!



I can never have enough levels to prepare for the upcoming gym. You'll see why later.


Heading in!


Get ready to be destroyed! Or maybe I'm ready to be destroyed...


Alright, time to unleash my plan for this gym...


BOW DOWN TO ME, FIENDISH MORTALS!


Okay, let's have someone else get some attention too.


Get... poisoned? I tried...


Eh? Ahoy, can't remember if it used U-turn or legitimately switched.


Nevermind! Next one died!


Now for me to tear this coward to SHREDS! MUHAHAHA!


YOU!

Here it is, what I have been grinding so much for. This Scyther could destroy anything that doesn't have a good enough counter for it, I've seen countless deaths to this. But a Power gem from something 6 levels higher should kill, right?


HOORAY!


Could have used someone else against this but don't want to risk it.


Whew, deathless.


Badge and TM get!


Oh?


Welp.


Alright! This could eventually be useful, will save it.


Ehhhh.... no thanks. I can't quite trust you enough. Sorry, weird-face.
Sigh...


Uh, no?
I'll take it from here.


Yeah babe. Y'know, it's not so much that I'm smart, but everyone around me, well, at least all the dudes, aren't
What?


And I'll make sure you pay for this.
Hey!
I apologise for being honest, master.


On a higher note mateys, I managed to get a new move, which is probably my strongest attack now!


S O O N


Could've sworn this was a different mon.


Someone is definitely, definitely going to learn this sooner or later.


This is a thing too! Will use it later.


Welp.


Oh boy. Will skip most of this through documentation.


Lolno, she's my least favourite character in this game series.


Saved some guys in the daycare.


Finally! It's over! Or is it...?


Yes it's over. And hooray! I can go get an actual catch for route 36!


Would have been more useful 1 gym ago...


PMD references!


You can even buy coins here! But I'll be a man and earn all the coins myself.


Sigh.


Why am I showing you all my route 35 catch before anything else? Well...


Maybe I should have named it 'IHasBadTrainer' or something.


Enjoy the trading animation of this gen, literally a ball coming out of your DS.


What does this mean? How do I pronounce that?


Ooh nice. This is the iteam used to evolve trade evos that don't require an item to evolve.


This is cool too.











And if you were expecting more, I'm afraid I have now run out of screenshots. Next update, I will showcase everything and everyone I caught all this while. Will come in hopefully 2 days.
Well, everyone, we now return to the story of our main character and his weird, magical team as they get through the tough trials of the game. Who knows what kind of incidences they have been up to? Well, prehaps they went to go get some new team members, as well as rename existing team members to use for the team!


I... have RISEN! It is now my duty to seek true power that nobody else can find, and to use it to make myself a true being of destruction!


Meh.
So you don't exactly talk much.
Guess so.
Well sure thing.
Whatev.


I honestly didn't want to use this, but this thing was buffed in this hack, and I got a genuinely beneficial nature and characteristic, and Frisk + Thief sounds fun.
Shh, silence. Now... *swipe*
-Wh? Wargh, matey! You stole me back spikes!
Hee hee, I know, just checking if my thieving skills still work...


On a lighter note, we get this! Now this will certainly make the game much easier.
Alright! Well, hopefully I don't cause too much chaos with, well, all this going around...


Yes, this was my first encounter in it's route. Welp, guess the following gym is going to get creamed without anything bad happening.
I'm going to destroy this place, yo! I just can't wait to see everything crumble down to my intense power!


Don't forget me! I'm also ready to do some real good stuff!


What's this, some cutesy-ass pixelated weirdo? Yeah, you're totally going to destroy stuff like that!
Well look who's talking. You realise since I'm 4 levels ahead of you and have an actual moveset, I could basically destroy you right now.
Well not in my league!


I went and looked up your nickname, can't remember exactly what it was but whatever, hopefully you will prove to be a decent team member.


Can you seriously tell me where the hair on that is?


Aaaand here is what the team for the gym will be! Someone who can hit them super effectively, and mostly resists!


Heh, this gym is great! It's full of women!
You do realise you are quoting another trainer, right?
Does that said trainer contain the true power that I seek?
Uh, you aren't on our current team, why did you follow us?


What do you think is standing beside me?


I'm going to destroy this gym, yo! It's soon going to crumble down to my intense strength! In fact, I want to do it now, yo!


Okay, defeated all the gym trainers. Now to take on the leader...


Alright, let's get on with this.


You know what to do?
Oh I was prepared for this.


There we go, one-shot!


Okay, I don't want you to totally destroy the gym, so let's have some other team members do some work too.


Alright, I taught you Taunt to deal with these guys, this won't be so bad.


Oh no. It outsped us.


Well, nevermind, not an issue, it fainted.


*missed screenshot of getting confused*
Oh my... did I hurt you...? I really, really didn't mean to do that....
Sigh. I knew I should've just solo'd the gym with you know what.


Have a taste of my chops, yo!


You are only really here to steal it's berry, not really anything much other than that though.
Sure thing, master. *sneaks by and pickpockets a berry*
H-huh? My berry? I WILL SMASH YOU FOR STEALING IT! *WHAM*!



Ouch, more than half damage. Gotta switch.


Oh right. That ability. I forgot about it. I was thinking I could switch to a ghost and things would be alright, but no...


Can you take a wild guess who I am switching into?


Hooray! I get to participate in the gym! As well as hang out with the ladies. *wink*


Well phew. Asides from all that this was the easiest gym in the game so far.


Oh no... It's alright dear. Maybe I shouldn't have participated in the battle, especially considering I was the least useful teammate during that battle.
No, I think it's just a trick. Also, where's the badge? We didn't get it.
Well, I could steal it for you all...


Well, guess we have to go and force her to give us that badge, yo.


No, you should have given us your badge. Now let's leave.


Only giving it to trainers who have 3 badges? What about in the actual game where the 3rd badge is the hardest gym? So basically just let that tree thing block the path and nobody will ever get to different places?
Yep!
You guys should get fired.


*insert screenshot of tree being chopped, I accidentally overwrote that screenshot.*


Yay! We can now gain more berries!


Oooh, we're going back! But... why? Aren't you excited to see what kind of exciting things we could do in the next route? Or even the next city where we can-
Yeah, I know, but I've been wanting to do this even more.


Now...


We get a new fan, literally! And no, I didn't name him after the champion from gen8. You can see that I got him way before the recent reveal. Anyways, the thing is that the fan actually doesn't have a worthless ability in this hack, so I am definitely using it.
Yeah, whatever. I'm just glad I earned a spot on a trainer's team.


Route 37 catch. It's okay? Has a usable nature and good moves. Into the daycare.


And so we close the update with the worst first impression ever, Air slash missing. Yay.

And with that, see you guys next time, where we probably take on the ghost gym.

Will get an update out as soon as possible!
 

PageEmperor

I do stuff, and... I do stuff.
Pokédex No.
647
Caught
Aug 8, 2019
Messages
186
Location
With an axe
Pokémon Type
Electric, Water
Pokédex Entry
Just a guy with way to many ongoing Nuzlockes.
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I apologise for being addicted to pokemon masters. Now onto the update.

Well, it seems like our trainer has added a brand new member to the squad. Hopefully, he turns out to be an interesting one. After all, asides from missing an Air slash in his first battle, nothing bad could potentially happen to him... right?


So apparently one of them changed their trainer class. Okay, but they probably would still be threatening.
And I'm apparently gonna be used for this?
Yep.


And they ended up being a non threat. Catch time!


And they are.... eh. The latter isn't going anywhere as long as my starter is around and the former's evo has nonexistant stats and we don't need a ghost.


S I G H


...What's going on?


Oppa Gangnam Style!
...Let's go teach him a lesson.
Eh. Matey, I just think-
That we should just battle him?
I think I can deal with this.
W-HEY! I'm floating!


We are just a mon and a trainer in search of true power. Whatever it is, wherever it may be, I need it, I must obtain it to show my true, indescribable strength.
You can't be serious, right?
Oh no, I may not be serious, but I am certainly capable of dealing serious damage. I have right mindset to be eager enough to reach my goals and find what is truly the giver of true power, it could be anybody, even you.
I... don't get it?
Oh don't worry. I can read it, you don't have the true power that I seek. I will still continue to search for the being who actually does have true power, and they will give it to me. However, it may be possible that your mons might have it. *bzzt*
B-but... hey! That's my ball!



M-hm. No true power here. However, I will continue to seek it, as it is my one true goal.
...I think our work here is done. can I just talk to-
Me? So you just wanted to-
...Forget it.


Uh, how do you do that? You don't even have arms or things to poke me with.


YAS. About time, matey!


YEEHAW! I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE, ARRGH!
Ooh, I want to try that out too!


Can I?
...You mean can we?
Yeah, you both definitely should.


Yay! I'm so much stronger!
...So both times I've had to evolve, I've had to do it together with another female team member... Which is awesome.


Alright guys, I've decided to bench you all temporarily because you aren't the 6 most needed mons to take on ghosts.
Totally fine, yo! Go get 'em for us! Good luck!
Good luck I guess. There is a TV in the center that displays gym battles live from the gym so we probably won't miss out.
Good luck. Nah, just kidding. I'm just gonna hope you all die in there. Actually no, I'll kill one of you when it's all over.
May I please speak with the newbie?

Ok, sure.
What is it now?
I can see that you certainly are a powerful mon. I have been secretly watching you train and to be honest, I really do feel you might grow into one of the best team members here. I wish everyone good luck, especially to you!
Wow, uh, did not expect anybody to say that about me. So, uh, hey, my held item! Where is it?
Hee hee... I have it, still testing my thieving skills...



...So any ladies in the gym? Otherwise I wanna sit out and let that thieving deer chick take my place.
Yes, but they are all old ones.
...Bleh. I... I'll still go but I won't act my usual self.
Matey, why are you starting your sentences with '...'? You've been doing that since the start of the update!


Now let's head in and try to resist ourselves from making references to a certain adult cartoon.

Well, it seems like from then, our heroes thwarted the gym trainers with nothing particularly bad happening. As for the leader...


Let the bodies hit the floor...


Let the bodies hit the floor...


Let the bodies hit the floor...


Let the bodies hit the floor...


Let the bodies hit the...















...FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-


-RRRRRR..... Yeah, let's have others have a chance at the gym too.


Because me being worried about not being able to outspeed and get hit by a Thunderbolt or something.


That wasn't too bad.


Now that we can Surf, let's get this!


H-hooray.... I'm better now!
Yeah, big deal. At least I actually have some semblance of a moveset.


Oh and this happened too.


And this! But I have no idea who to teach it to!


Well good for you I had been secretly farming while grinding.


Boom! Now we can buy-


-wat.


But in reality it works just fine.





...And so that wraps up the update! ....Nah, let's end off with what I caught in the past 2 routes.


Take a wild guess on who is more likely to join the team.

And now this is really the end of the update! Next time....


 

Alba Corbina

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Quirky
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Dark, Fairy
Wow, Spiritomb's overworld sprite looks really weird from the side.

Good job so far!



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Thanks! Now onto the update...

Well, it seems like our heroes have run into a familiar face during their journey. And who could it be?


Yes, you have something to deal with us?
...Want me to steal something of his?


Oh, and not to mention the leader ain't here. She has to tend to some sick mon.


...I really want to steal something from him.

---

Well, our heroes decided to ignore the rival and just head onto the sea routes that follow up to a gym where the leader is around.


Alright, before heading off, I would like to go and fish up a new encounter!
Ooh, not bad! I think it will be a lad-
DON'T SAY IT. Not gonna lie, I'm really sick of you acting all per-
Wait guys! I think we reeled in a big one!


(I ground him and gave him his moveset beforehand)
And that is quite the encounter!
Aw... it's genderless...
It seems like I won't be needing Surf for the rest of the playthrough now!

Ok, now that is over with, we can move on.


2nd worst first impression ever. How did that not kill.


But after a while, we arrived there safely! Hooray!


Excuse me?
Brb, gonna go get someone who probably has significantly higher friendship.


Alright, a new encounter!


This thing!
Okay. This exists. Why do I have bold text? When I'm not, y'know, fully evolved?
Well...


There we go! We can use it's evolution in any game, but in this hack, the offenses were boosted to a point where when boosted with a Light ball, it's actually kinda powerful. Now time for a grinding montage!

After a while...


And there we go!
So I joined the team for random shenanigans.
Yes Badge, you joined the team for random shenanigans. Or at least for now, the gym.
...Do I know any of these people?
You probably don't, but I'm sure you will like them.


Let's punch our way through!

So then our heroes more or less destroyed the gym trainers. Meanwhile, something unexpected happened!


(In-game, this totally caught me off guard, I thought this thing evolved at level 40 or something.)
Oh boy, did not expect that you would evolve so soon. Alright, now we can show the leader what we are made of!
Yeah! This will be great!


Ready guys?


Aaand it's gone. So battle, matey?


Okay, this hopefully shouldn't be too bad...


This thing has Substitute and Focus punch. And we one-shotted it before it could do a thing. Good so far!


This... not so much.


But we still prevailed.


Ahoy laddie, I think I should deal with-
Stand back! I know how to handle this!



Whew... I guess that worked out.


And these guys weren't so bad. Except for Boolean barely living a hit. Ouch.


Alright, EAT THIS! You will soon-


Hit me with Ice punch and freez-ze m-m-me.... brrrr...
Well that is problematic.
G-get me o-o-outta h-here! I can't move, everything feels painful!


Brrr.... t-thanks for t-t-th-that I g-guess.....


Yyyep.


Alright! A new badge!
C-can someone b-bring me to th-the center n-now? Brrrr....


So I suppose I'm gonna become a more recurring character here now?
True that.

---
Well, it seems like our heroes flew back to the previous city to go and finish up some business.


MY EYES!
Argh, matey. Your in your ball.
It's still just too bright!



Well that is one thing to check off our list. Now- oh right. You stole my phone again.
No master. This actually seems like something important. Take a listen.


Oh good! But do I hear-


-background noise?


...I very much feel sorry for him.
This isn't gonna end well, huh?
Alright guys, forget the gym. Let's steamroll this situation. But before that...


Item.


Here is the team for the first round. Will change, but for now this is fine.


....









Next time on NP:PSGN...


I apologise for for procrastinating on this update. I just had no idea how to write this part out. Next up, well, you know the drill.
 

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Alright, before we get to the update, we also have to recap on text colours for the mons. And give some of them new colours for the heck of it. Because y'know, why not.



Boolean the pirate Feraligatr
Binary the sort-of evil sorcerer Espeon

Anita the way too nice/gentle Spiritomb (changed)
Kiri the pickpocketing Stantler
Marshall the easily excited Anorith
Evelyn the optimistic Gabite
Resistor the sexual Venusaur
Warren the eager Heracross (changed)
Leon the grouchy Rotom-Fan
ItsAGirafe the silent Starmie
Bobb the single word Sudowoodo
Badge the rookie Bronzong

Eggette, that Torkoal, and a few others don't have speaking roles so... yeah. And neither does Starmie, don't know why I mentioned him either.

Edit: Also, I made Gijinkas! Yes really, because why not. But I do feel that my Gijinka drawing skills have deteriorated over time so I hope you all can tolerate my stuff. Check them out at your own risk, I will definitely be doing more as I get more fully evolved team members!


Like I said I will do more once more team members reached their final form. Will try to get the next update out soon!
 
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Now let's start this update with some bitch killing, yo! Literally?
Yeah, and speaking of which, you need new text so that people won't mistake you for Venusaur. Here you go.
Aw yeah man! Now I really feel like me, yo! I'm ready to destroy this whole organisation! Was it the, uh-

Well that could be possible but let's give everyone a chance, okay?


Yeah, in your dreams. Who's next?


Oh right. This is a thing.


Don't think I'm over you all. I'm just helping because I want to destroy the Rockets as well.


Lel. What weak ass grunts.
Damn straight.
Such puny, ugly, moronic, pea-brain, low life grunts you idiots all are and I hope-
-Let's go.


Welp.


And yeah, these guys show up in this hack.


Master... why do I feel I'm gonna die here?
And what makes you say that?
Go Swalot and Lickilicky!


Alright, Thunderbolt- rrgh, didn't kill but it paralysed...
Lickilicky, hit 'em with your Hyper voice!
BLLUUURREEDD LIIINNEESS!

...I know you want it?
I know I want it.
I know you want it!
*Spygen fainted!*


But she's was a good giiirrrrrrlll....
The way I grabbed her,
Must wanna get nasty,
Go ahead get at me,


In all seriousness though, that death stunk... oh and off course a Dark type shows up on my Psychic.


Whew.


Yeah, but before that...


I knew I shouldn't have left you out against a super bulky creature like Lickilicky...
...Care to explain how Mason the Alakazam died?
Oh right. I had him out against a Luxio while grinding, forgot that thing became part Dark in this hack, and then he got one shotted by a random move it had. I thought I had a screenshot of it, turns out I don't, sorry guys. Also I'm ending the update here, super short I know, but Let's also end with the catch of the day.


If only I had gotten a Skitty as another first encounter...


And that's it for now guys. Short update, sorry about that, will clear the rest of the badie deal next time.
 

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This round was roughly uneventful so I decided to just post all the screenshots here.


Oh boy.


But first, capture!


Alright, this shouldn't be too bad...


Yeah, too easy.
Not gonna lie, I think we are gonna lose someone soon if we rush too much.
...



Now...


SMASH!


...We done? I'm tired.
You said more than one word?

Yep.
Can you do that again?
Eh.



That wasn't too bad.


Yay I guess.


Now HERE'S the real deal.


Not this one but another one of her mons.


Okay, so far, so- what?


Oh no. That's not a good sign.


And here it is, I have been secretly preparing against this thing for almost all this playthrough. I am genuinely expecting somebody to die here...


But we... didn't? We actually made it past! We still had a death, but not to the mon I had been worried about!


I don't know what the dude is gonna think about his mon dying.


Nope, I know you have a disguise. And I already healed in the PC.


Nah, stop faking. I know what is in there.
Oh really?
Yep.



I-I don't think we should f-fight him, guys!
Meh.


Sure thing. But first, grinding.


BOOYAH! LOOK HOW AWESOME I HAVE BECOME!


Oh and that is a thing too. Forget Metal claw, I doubt we will be using it. As for the other one, you are now a washing machine to provide better resistances against stuff.
Alright! I can't believe how useful I'm gonna be in the long run!
Eh, whatever.



The overall team I shall be taking to the next battle. I do believe we'll be fine. Let's head off!


But before that, picture!


...Where did everyone else go?


How did you and the others disappear when the photo was being taken?


Here goes nothing.


Now let's- oh.


Didn't screenshot, but it fainted. Ouch.


At least this happened!


This one though, tanked a Close combat...


Yes! Thank you so much for targeting the mon I wanted you to target!


2 new mons sent out, one of them being a bad matchup. Also, Intimidate. Get outta there.


Have a taste of your own medicine!


Also, this. Thankfully, I have an X Defend, so...


...It missed. But now we can destroy it at least.


And I critted it!


Welp. Gotta switch again...


You did well my friend. Thank you for being a genuinely useful partner during battle.


And we actually hit Hydro pump and won.


Same for you. You had been unexpectedly useful here.


:o But before we check it out, let's do other stuff.


Already evolved mine so eh.


This was definitely a different mon at first.


Welp.


Another form change. I'll allow you to revert back to your original form after this, okay?


Here it is, team for facing the Steel leader. A Pretty good team I'd say.
Can't wait to turn evrything she uses into scrap metal, yo!
You ready, oven kid?

I guess so...


Let's hit it!


Best gym 'puzzle' ever. NOT!


Alright! This shouldn't be too bad...


Easy! But owie... next up is someone with only a single weakness that I don't possess, anyone can help?
Alright, lemme try this out...


BOOM, HEADSHOT! Now I'm feeling the real deal!
Arrgh, laddie, I think it's my turn.



Get throttled, earthworm? And aye, izzat summin that can hit me super effectively?


Yes, and it's dead.
Ooh, ooh! Can I do the next opponent?
Uh, *blush* sure thing...


Aren't you a little too old to be playing with those baby toys? You're a grown mon! *snatch*!
M-my toy! HOW DARE YOU TAKE IT! *smacks*


Holy shi- don't scare me like that! Get back in your ball, now!


Making it rain without your rock while up against a Water mon... best descision ever.


What a joke. Also, can I-
I think it's best to stay in.


Yeah, that wasn't too bad.


Yay, 6 badges!


Here ya go! Found it at the entrance!
Okay, nice I guess. And please evolve soon.


Well not anymore.






And that's a wrap. First things first, RESISTOR DIED WHILE GRINDING OFFSCREEN.:crying::crying::crying:. I can't remember how exactly as of now, but he's gone. Hopefully he can find his perfect mate in heaven...

Next up, more exploring.
 
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171
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Nature
Brave
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Fire, Psychic
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Never Forget - Never Give Up - Grind Like Hell
This few deaths so far on this hack? You're doing a pretty good job! Keep it up, and don't lose hope!
 

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Thanks! And yeah, a surprisingly low body count for this hack... (at least for now...)

Well, it seems like I need to apologise for not voicing over the last few updates. Partly because I was distracted, partly because I didn't want to be reminded of the badies. Back to the run though, it seems like our heroes have just unlocked something interesting...


Sigh.


But this, though!


Ahoy, this is great! I guess dat means you can finally say ye first words, eh?

...


.......

...Yeah, don't know why I hyped myself up.


Yep, stalled on him on purpose because I was worried he would cause trouble to my team all the way back then. Now I will use him to grind up Eggette.

---

Well, it seems like I have to interrupt the program to show you all new safari zone captures. Because yes, they actually attempted it.



Well, now back to Route 42, where our heroes find yet another new mon...

---


Interesting, but I think I'll reject it for now.
She seems like she will be very strong if she was on our team, though!
Yeah, but then again Sandslash also didn't really get much changes in this hack aside from Earthquake and Super fang... at athe 50s and 60s. We'd probably be able to get both moves before then. Well, at least Earthquake.
Don't forget that there already is going to be a powerful ground mon on the team sooner or later! That being me!


I was hoping for a Gallade, but with that nature...
We will be getting a guy in a dress?
Well more like a guy with long robes, but yeah.
Aw, I wanted him to join the team too, but hey, I think I'm about to learn a new move!


Ahahahaha no. A move that kills yourself. Maybe if this wasn't a nuzrun, but here, no.
Urgh, why is it raining all of a sudden? The sky was totally clear beforehand!
Well, matey, I think I just know what it is!
Then can we just go deal with him? I feel like I'm gonna short circuit!
Well at least you aren't weak to water!


---

Well, it seems like after feeling the sudden downpour, our heroes went to investigate the problem. Unfortunately, the rain got slowly heavier as they approached the lake.


Argh, let me deal with this m'lad! I have advanced water communication powers!
Well, let's take a look!


Raaaagggh! Whhhyyy doeess god haaaaatttteee meeee?
...This could be a lil' problematic!
What's the big deal anyways? Why does-
...Stop talking! I need to focus-


-Oh. Well, I guess I never exactly expect'd to well, I jus', heh, so now that heza immobilised... ahoy?
Who is that weird serpent dude, and what is he doing here.
Ok, a bit of confession, 'ye see, I'm not actually a real pirate.

...Yeah, okay. So what about it.
Well, heh, I'm not a real pirate, just a manager of a pirate-themed arcade, which... used to be here. I just acted like a pirate to make the theme come across better and I kiiiinda got used to it so I use my pirate impression errywhere I go.
Yeah, but that guy over there?
Oh yeah, that guy, uh, well, he was my most valued customer. He never revealed his real name, he just went by 'Angry Mr'. Despite seemingly not being interested in mah arcade, he seemed like he was way too obsessed with it. It soon became an addiction, he poured all his savings into it, but... never got what he-
Let's catch it!
W-hey! Don't do it!
You fiendish mortals! Give me that- zzzzzzzzz.
...Can we get this over with?
Eh... alright.


And so, uh, we captured my starter's sorta unstable customer.
He seems like an interesting teammate-
-Who isn't coming with us.
Is there really anything else to do here?


By 'tales', are you referring to that weird thrashing thing we just caught?


I guess it could just be my thieving senses, but I do feel there is something wrong with him.
Are ya high, yo? He da champion! I believe he can be trusted!
Well I don't trust him. He claims that we have skill despite not seeing us in battle. I also do not recall seeing him stalking us or anything like that.
Well... yeah. I agree.
Well I don't. This seems like a good opportunity for us.


Ahoy, I guess that makes me an investigator. Or an investigatr, I dunno.


Now this looks to be the perfect team to deal with the badies.
Why are the female team members higher leveled than the male team members!?
Well, because 1. Route 43 is apparently really good for grinding a Ghost/Dark mon, and 2. The other one literally would have the lowest stats on the team if she was on your level. Now let's go.
You also do realise that the female team members are higher leveled than the genderless ones too, right?


Holy fuc-
...There. That right there is why I didn't trust him.
That was so cool! What would you do in this situation? Steal the injured shopkeeper's stuff?
For a spiky insectile dinosaur, you are truly a prick.


Just grinding my team up to take on the badies. And did you-
Don't worry, he has a -Sp.Attk nature. The shopkeeper will be fine. And by that, I mean he will catch and punish your deer for sneaking in and thinking she could steal his stuff.
Grrr... why you son of a....
Yes! You tell her champion! Man, I am just so sick of dealing with that ugly deer that claims to be a 'master thief' as well as that stupid living fan who has a crush on her because he has the IQ of a pea!
I heard that. Say sorry.
Yeah, sorry that you are friends with that ugly pain in the ass to deal with 'thief'. Honestly though, I think she has succeeded at her job. She has stolen my eyesight thanks to her ugliness, as well as my will to live thanks to her existence.
Oh... another idiot to add to my hit with Return list...



...SURE THING, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
...I think you need to chillax.
Neh, jus' ignore her, ghostie. She's prolly jus' bitter dat she didn't get to steal anything from anyone, argh.
...YOU TOO!? Are you serious?
Yes matey, you need to sometimes put survivability and friendship over minor interests like stealing stuff, anyone of us could fall at any moment and we need to know how to cope with it.

Boolean is right. Not gonna lie, but out of everyone of us on the team, you seem about the least ready to accept death.
Yeah, I think she's really just pretending to be a 'thief' just to annoy us.
Aw... *sniff*


Alright, before we move on, Anybody got questions?
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Holy shit, did you just talk?


...Oh. Okay, I was probably just imagining things.


...Woah!
Ooh! Bright colours!
This is not a laughing matter, guys!
Ok, I smell something fishy- *a bag of vomit gets thrown at face* YUCK!


Did you just throw a bag of puke at one of my mons? How dare you!
Eeeeuuuuwwww.... now I'm the one that smells fishy....
<cue every grunt being obliterated by Badge and ItsAGirafe>


Sigh. The emulator (thankfully) glitched out on this moment so I could do something different.


And now to temporarily box you for overleveledness.
Why did I get a speaking role back when I wans't on the team?
I have no idea.


Help, he has Intimidate, I'm scared!
Help, he has intimidate, I'm scared!
Yeah, I think our deer should possess the Intimidate ability. Matches her hideous looks.
Well that's because I'm all drenched in puke... *snivel*


Hng... an explosion...
Y-you should have died to that.
What? If I had the same mindset as you, totally oblivious to everything and just doing stuff for fun, I really would have died to that explosion.


Aaaand he heals my guys when I had just healed them.


Boom, I'm on a roll! Oh, and the moth is now part Psychic here.


I could evolve a certain somebody in the PC... if it weren't for all my awesome team members...
Including the deer?
Can you do us all a favour and shut the hell up!?
Why? It's true, the deer is seemingly not being serious about training and is just doing stuff because lol.
Yes, but you don't get it! She might not be as into battling as us all but she still is our teammate and is nice to everyone, including me!
...


Fun fact, for some unknown reason, this thing lacks Counter. So feel free to send out as many physical attackers against it.

And so that's a wrap, next time...






A DEATH IN THE FAMILY
 

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Sorry for taking a while. Was distracted once again with several things as well as thinking up a new project. Now onto the update.

Well, it seems like our heroes have been doing pretty well, diminishing all those grunts and all. However, they were unknown to any trouble that could possibly happen...


Like how you are with us? And by the way, what I think of your hairdo? The second word you just said.
Ha! Good one!

Yeah, I tried.


Maybe things would have gone better if you didn't pick something that was weak to Flying.


Ok, enough of that guys, we are about to face someone important. Let's get serious now.


I know you aren't the real boss and an imposter.
Hey, I wanted to say that!
Oh no... I sense the fall of a team member...


So our words went past your ear?
This can't be...


H-how did you know?
Heh...


But hey, I can help you out if you challenge me, which I forcefully will accept!
Uh, I...
Come on now! This will be fun!
How dare you...


Why does he have such a weird expression if he wants to kill us?
I don't know, but hey, you were up in front. Now it's time for you to show him why you shouldn't mess with us!
Well okay...


Take THIS- wait how did he live that?
Y'know, about ya saying that you take battling seriously...
I do! But this fatass just tanked me! I tried my best on that!
Oh, this is interesting. Your mons start quarreling at the start of the battle. Now, return!



Damnit! He switched!
Okay, just stay in, I'm sure you-


Ow! Oh god!
...Alright, get out of there!
Urgh, but I feel I can beat him if I tried-
...I'll take care of this.


Urgh... but hey.... I pulled through...
Yeah, although I feel you proooobably should have just-
Do you want me to attack you for no reason?

..........


GET DEMOLISHED, LADDIE!
Oh, how powerful...



Well you aren't really bad, but we can still pull through your fiendish schemes!
Urgh, this isn't going to end well....
Heh, what pea-brained mons you all are...


I take it that you must have had many lucky days. Today probably isn't that.
...I was considering taking that statement back, but then you just made me want to double it. You think it's funny to kill my mons? Let's see how you like it if I killed yours! Wake up, Ratso! Hit her with Double edge!



Urggghhh....
Wait, WHAT!?
Holy fuck, how did that happen, and that did not need to happen!
Oh god... I tried to warn EVERYONE about this...

...


YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH! YOU DAMNED, LOW-LIFED ASSHOLE! YOU COCK HEADED CUNT OF A HUGE MORON! YOU IDIOTIC DICKHEAD WITH DICKHEAD FRIES!


OF COURSE YOU WOULD FUCKING LIVE THAT YOU GAY PIECE OF TRASH! KILLING THE ONE TEAM MEMBER I TRUSTED THE MOST, HUH? WHAT A MOTHERFUCK ASSDICK ON FUCKFACE SALAD THAT'S WHAT! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DOOFUS! I HOPE YOU CATCH ALL SORTS OF BAD DISEASES AND I HOPE IT HURTS! YOU HEARTLESS MORON! FUCK-DUCKS LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE ON EARTH! YOU DICKFACE ON A STICK, FUCK YOU, YOUR FAMILY, AND EVERYTHING ON YOUR FUCKING BLOODLINE! THERE AIN'T NOTHING BUT COCK IN YOUR ORIFICES, YOU SON OF A PENIS!
...Want me to heal you?
SURE, BUT MAKE IT FAST SO I CAN TELL THIS COCK SUCKING SHITSTAIN HOW I REALLY FUCKING FEEL! HE NEEDS DEATH! HE NEEDS SUFFERING! I WANT ALL HIS BODY PARTS ON STICKS! I WANT TO WATCH HIM SLOWLY SUFFER FOR LIFE! I WANT THIS ASSHAT TO GET ASSWAGONING MACED! I HOPE YOU AND ALL YOUR MONS CATCH FIRE AND FALL IN A PIT TO DIE ALONE! THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE, YOU FUCKING GODDAMN BITCH SUCKING PENIS!


IF YOU COCK BITCHING MOUSE WASN'T ALREADY DEAD THEN I WOULD SO MURDER THE FUCK OUT OF IT! DON'T YOU EVEN REALISE WHAT SHE HAS GONE THROUGH!? DON'T YOU REALISE ALL THE HARDSHIPS SHE HAS BEEN TRYING!? DO YOU EVEN CARE, YOU MORONIC FUCKING STICK ON A PENIS!?


NOW THIS SHALL DO THE TRICK! NOW STAY DOWN, YOU MOFO!


UGH, I CAN'T EVEN THINK PROPERLY ANYMORE! CURSE YOU, I HOPE YOU DIE YOU ASSMONGER! YOU DESERVE IT FOR KILLING THE TEAMMATE I TRUSTED THE MOST!


AND WHY WOULD HE FORGIVE YOU EXACTLY?


YOU DON'T EVEN CARE, HUH? DO YOU WANT ME TO PUNCH YOU!?
When you don't have any hands?



UGH, HE MAKES ME SICK!
Oh boy... that just happened.
I just.... feel bad now.

YEAH, YOU IN PARTICULAR SHOULD! WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING, IKNSULTING HER BEFORE HER DEATH?
LOOK, I'm sorry, I wished I had given her a proper sendoff!
YEAH, RIGHT! YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT HER DEATH WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY? BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT REALLY IS!? *air slash*

OW!
YEAH! LET ME DO THAT AGAIN YOU MORON! *thunderbolts*
Ah! You just broke one of my bones...
GREAT! NOW LET ME BREAK THE REST OF TH-

GUYS. STOP IT. Do you think she would have liked this?
YES SHE WOULD, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO ATTACK YOU TOO?


Sigh, let's go.


Oh right, I need to heal you.
Urgh...
Why do I have to live with such idiots...



It's really going to feel weird having a hole in my team...


Well, almost there...


Oh boy. But isn't he-


Yep. Let's do this! For my fallen teammate!


Yeah, intimidate on a special attacker. Now let's see how things work out from here...


So those guys were taken care off easily and- oooh boy. Another Honchkrow. Get outta there.


Ouch.
Well that's embarassing...


But we killed it!


Aaand they send out something that my current mon can't handle.


Welp. But I think we'll be fine, right?


So far so good...


Wait, why did you only bring 2 mons?
Uh... heh heh...


But we killed it anyway! Hooray!


Well for having only 2 mons you did just fine. Now...


Wait first, I need to do something...









Urgh...
WHHHYYYYYYYY :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying::crying:

Yes I know, Stantler has bad bulk. But then again it was only a Raticate so I thought we'd be fine. But looking at the guide it seems like Raticate's attack was boosted here so maybe that's why. Still, that was baaad. Well, for a Stantler she certainly surpassed my expectations. First for having a beneficial nature and helping me get all sorts of items with frisk+Thief, and was surprisingly useful overall. I was hoping to take her a little further for fun, but eh.
 

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Just a guy with way to many ongoing Nuzlockes.
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Don't worry guys, I'm still motivated to do as much as possible with this run.


Alright, I'm back! So what happened?
Uhm, well, you see, we were just doing the usual stuff, until...
Our fan broke into an extreme rage over a miscalculation
...BOX ME ONCE WE HEAD BACK TO THE CENTER.
Well that sounds like quite the handful!


Whirlpool... nobody on the main team is gonna get this but once we get to the one place we need it for I'll get a HM slave for it.


...OH, SO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED-*smacks*
Don't listen to him. I'll definitely keep going. We made it this far with such a beastly team, I have every intention of making it through this hack.


Argh, does he mean that he's going to look forward to us beating his mons up?
And how did you know this guy is going to be important later on?

Oh.... heh heh.
...AM I BOXED YET?

Does it look like we are in a center yet?


Yay, itemz.
...UGH.


Although we won't be needing this because our only user of poison attacks...

---

Well, it seems like after all that... ordeal, our heroes headed back into the nearest center...


DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY THINK I'D HELP YOU DUMBASSES OUT AT THE GYM? I THINK NOT! IF THERE ARE NOBODY WHO LIKES OR CARE FOR ME, THEN I'D RATHER NOT BE ON THE TEAM ANYMORE AS A WHOLE!
No, I do care for you. Why exactly did I go out of my way to even catch you?
TO MAKE ME SUFFER?
No, matey. He added you because he felt a user of Flying and Electric attacks would be helpful to the team, and knew someone with high stats would do the trick, and so here you are. you have been doing nothing but the finest of work here, laddie.

He's absolutely right! I think you are cool too!
...


I too don't really wanna be used anymore. I dunno, I just don't really feel a beastly as I used to. So long fellas.
Even though you are strong against the next gym?
No.
Even despite your monstrous defenses?
No.
Even though I take it that you reverted to saying only 1 word once again?
Maybe.


Y'know, we could change your appliance back to the oven so that-
NO, I'D RATHER TO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU ALL. ESPECIALLY YOU.
I'm gonna be honest, I agree with the fan. You have seriously done nothing but put he and his deceased friend down during the badie takeover. Perhaps you should think this over.
What the...


I guess you are our new Strength user now.


After a small bit of grinding and some team arranging, this seems like a good team to take to the gym.
I'm ready! Man, haven't spoken in a long while now, feels good to talk again!
Also haven't spoken in a while! Have a feeling I'm gonna crush everyone at the gym, yo!



You sure you don't want to participate at the gym? Like the rock bug said-
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU ALL. AND DON'T MENTION MY LEAST FAVOURITE TEAM MEMBER IN FRONT OF ME!
Gee, what an insufferable assdick, yo. I can totally get behind to why you don't want to befriend anyone of us.



Now let's head on in!


So a weak old guy is the leader this time? I guess that means the battle will be easy, yo! He probably doesn't have the strength to lift up a ball!
I dunno, hon. He might be stronger than he looks.
Oh no... I sense another bad thing happening...


Tell that to that stupid fan creature in our box, yo! He won't stop whining over his dead 'friend'.
Relax, laddie. He'll get over it.
Sigh...


Alright, battle time, now- OH SHIT WHAT'S THAT EVERYONE DUCK!
Wh- OH GOD LADDIE BADGE JUST TOOK A SMASH OF CHILLED ICE!


Ugh... It's fine guys... but I took extra damage befor the battle started.
I apologise, trainer... that is a normal thing that happens here in my gym and every mon sent out first has to dodge it, or take harsh chilled wind to the face.


And I still can't OHKO him! Damnit!


Well, I did eventually take him out without anything bad happening...
Lemme have the next one, yo!
No, Let me deal with this, matey.


Ooh, faaaannncccyyy stars. Real creative. So what now?


...Why do you have a white herb to begin with?


Ugh, I missed! How could I miss Surf?
Now this is why I wanted to deal with this, yo! Let me at it now!
What in the nav-
*shoves*


Now lesse.... alright, this move should do the trick, yo!


There you have it! Half of the squad diminished, yo!


That though... is not something I should be dealing with. I'm at slightly below half HP left, and -3 defenses, yo.
True that. For someone who can deal with that...


RAAAWWWWXXX..... yeah don't know what else to say here.


You think that's going to be useful when you're the only one left and I'm probably not going to switch out?


He probably thought so, but that turned out not to be the case.


Or you were just beaten by true skill, yo!


Alright, a cool new badge. Pun unintended. So what's next?


Okay, well, we had, a certain thing happening at the badie base, but everything is going fine.


Ooh. That sounds pretty bad.
Pretty bad indeed. But if you have a big, all powerful beast like me, you probably wouldn't have a bad time!
Wait, why do you have bold words now?


Do you all like it? It turned out that that grass seed creature named 'DESSROYER' you caught a while back was secretly a workout instructor and personally buffed me up to the form I am right now while you all were at the gym. I mean, look at how strong I look!
Yes, that is excellent. I'm very sure you will now prove to be an excellent asset to the team now.


But let's fight trainers before heading off. and dat reference.

---

Well, it seems like from here, our heroes have headed off to deal with more badie shenanigans.


Argh, this certainly is something.
So what do we do, yo? Chop them or something?
I actually have a better idea... although it might probably backfire on us...


...I heavily doubt this is going to turn out successful.
Don't worry my dear badge. I believe the best way to deal with something is to be that something...
So what now- *klunk*


Wow, I was just knocked unconscious and someone put on uniform on me.
Oh heh... I knew it would somehow backfire...


So what now?
You can recognise him?


Dude, why did you take this screenshot?
I have no idea.


Probably, but he certainly is stronger than you!





I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.


Well, uh, yes I am, and, uh, what now?
Act like it's natural?


Uh, yes! Yes I do, and uh, do I recognise that dude coming in?


...Okay, now THIS is not what I had planned!
...Wait, you aren't actually a grunt and this is a disguise?

...Yes, yo?


...I knew it! You, battle me!


Alright, I'm gonna let this battle be important here...


DIE YOU MORONIC SHIT EATING SCUM ON EARTH! YOUR SPECIES DESERVE NOTHING BUT PAIN FOR TAKING AWAY WHAT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME! EAT A DICK, YOU COCKSUCKER!
Now do you want to come back to us to kick the ass of the team that took away your only friend?
DAMN STRAIGHT! I'M GENUINELY WANTING TO KICK THEIR ASSES INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION! THEY WILL PAY FOR THE HORRIBLE CRIME THEY HAVE DONE!


And lose guard duty, that is sure gonna help...
Mateys, let's not waste time and get up there and save the region!



Before we end the episode, enjoy this sneak peak:


Urgh, how did it live that...
I dunno laddie. Perhaps you should ask the game.
You can also ask the game why you'd be rotting in a graveyard box once the battle is over!
Wait, what?


HOLY SHIT!
Oh god... I don't even have full HP, this can't be happening!

NONONO! PLEASE DON'T! I'M PREPARING THE SOFT RESET BUTTON!
I knew it... it was nice knowing you pal.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

And so this episode, we finally get a fully evolved team as well as our 7th badge. Next time, well, you know the drill. Will try not to take 11 days to update too.
 

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Just a guy with way to many ongoing Nuzlockes.
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Well, it seems like our heroes have another chance at banishing the villians! But then, who knows what they will run into this time?


Yeah... this is pretty damn bad.
Leave it to me to crush these low lives to nothing, yo!


You mean allow everyone to have a chance at killing someone. Hopefully, everything goes fine.


Take THIS! Urgh, poison is not good to have... urk.
Well laddie, ya have to be serious. We are just about to destroy this big ass criminal organisation.
Yep, and maybe we will get a great reward for it!
Uh...



Note: This trainer still talks to you after beating her.


Urk... had to tank an Explosion.
And that is why I said serious business. We need to keep on track to make sure nothing truly bad happens.
And you are now acting mature because?
Come on now, we have to get upstairs mateys! I sense danger!



I... know who he is.
Our disguised rival who keeps telling us off?
Correct regarding the fact that it's a disguise, wrong person.
Someone who could help revive our mons?
Not even close.
Has gotta be the boss of this whole ideal!

Almost got it, but not quite?
Well, I firmly believe it has got to be no other than that-

GUY WHO KILLED MY ONLY FRIEND AND I HOPE TO DESTROY EVERYTHING IMPORTANT TO HIM! AND NO, I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST GUESSING AND HOPING IT TURNS OUT TO BE THAT IDIOT!


...Can I just say that the laddie who guessed at random happened to be right?
Eh?



I KNOW IT'S YOU! YOU DUMBASS! YOU IDIOT ABOVE ALL IDIOTS! YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A THORN ON MY SIDE AND I HOPE YOU ROT FOREVER! F.O.R.E.V.E.R!
...You were trying to impersonate someone but our super angry fan here wants to beat you up for some reason despite the fact he has no limbs.
I'LL FIND A WAY TO TOTALLY OBLITERATE THIS SON OF A COCK, I'LL ASSURE YOU!



Come on, you know it was a bad disguise. I mean, I could smell ya. Now what do you have to say?


Certainly. And I know who to start with!
YEP!


YOU HORRENDOUS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING! YOU ARE A MORON! NOT JUST THAT, BUT A MORON ABOVE MORONS! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT SCUM ON THE UNIVERSE! I CURSE YOU AND ALL YOUR ORIFICES! I HOPE SOMEONE PUSHES YOU INTO A WELL FOR YOUR CRIMES


YOU, YOU, YOU.


YES, YOU FLINCHED. HONESTLY, I WOULDN'T EVEN DARE TO CALL YOU THE WORST MON I HAVE EVER MET. THAT WOULD BE FUCKING PRAISING YOU! YOU COCK SUCKING BITCH DESERVE NOTHING IN LIFE! I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING DECAPITATED AND MAULED TO YOUR GODDAMN DEATH! YOU SHITTY EXCUSE OF SCUM!


HA! YOU ARE NOW DEFEATED! IF I COULD STRAIGHT UP KILL YOU THOUGH, I WOULD CERTAINLY DO SO BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING COCK SUCKING PEE DRINKING SHIT EATING HURL SNOTTING MORON!
...Can you please stop raging so much now that you have completed your goal? And can I deal with the next mon too?