Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
- Pokédex No.
- Oct 22, 2019
- Pokémon Type
- Fire, Fighting
dkl;vjdfskvhjk THIS IS ME like what do i answer when pokemon games ask "are u a boy or a girl"Shit this is one of the hardest decisions in the entire game and it's made even worse because I'm fuckin genderfluid what do I DO NOW
yeeeeeet macgargo has high def i think so it might actually be okay xD ...maybe. fingers crossedI've decided to pick up Slugma!
bianca is that kid who got a high-level internship with a prestigious company at an absurdly young age because she knows the person in chargeEXCUSE YOU I was just PRAISING my baby girl. How dare you, you uncultured teenager (she's 16 in bw2 according to bulbapedia so yes she is a teen)
i initially read this as "when a random gatekeeper is more accepting of you than your mother will ever be" and. got sad D:When a random gatekeeper is more accepting of your pokemon than your mother will ever be
purrloin and liepard are good viable mons change my mind, please ignore that their best STAB move is like pursuit until the 40s, nothing to see here ;pyou already know that both options in this route are allowed in this run
LKFJVHFDKJVHDFJGK THAT HIT ME ON SIGHT that. is too good an analogyis it me or is team plasma just a group of reddit incels
that moment when cheren is more of a threat with his gym 1 lillipup than he was as a rival throughout the entirety of BWAnyways, jokes aside, time for the fight against Cheren, one that is (rightfully) considered as the hardest Gym 1 fight in the series
Honestly yeah, I'm glad I managed to get through Cheren without anyone dying, it would've been a Mess yocheren is bullshit, fair play for getting through him without a death
ngl it kinda does LMAO omgb3d sounds like a dj name or something
*oonzt oonzt oonzt oonzt*
Yo you have no idea I was ready to get the L for Saucy Sara and all, thank god that didn't happnhoo boy #outplayed #gottem
man that gym fight was tense, Cheren really Worked Up the ol anxiety there before the critical miss huh
I've meticulously planned the buildup and punchline for that joke, there is a Reason it is as funny as it is >:Vthis fucking killed me on impact
something about this phrase is just so funny i really don't have anything else to add here
the jab at dangan ronpa sniped one sight oh my god
and yay, we beat cheren! stupid bastard's pidove got a lucky crit and cost me my starter on my challenge mode nuzlocke >:( the jerk
Pre-Gym 1 grinding in Gen 5 is always awful thanks to a mix of low leveled wilds and the dogshit EXP scaling system yeahGreat job with the gym battle, the first gym being normal type is both kind and also terrible. Especially before Audino grinding is introduced. Also, I didn't realize until this playthrough that Alder may have a thing for getting trainers to beat up small children in Pokemon battles. I'm not sure how to feel about that, except that maybe he should talk to a professional. And stay away from small children.
Too bad deal with itThings I did not want in my brain: that.
PUT THAT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME-
Also ThatYOU WILL HAVE YOUR CURSED THOUGHTS AND YOU WILL LIKE THEM!
Awwww I'm so glad to hear that you like my nicknames!Top-notch nicknames and fourth-rated mons, together to the end? Fellas, count me in!
Plus I'll eventually muster the courage to do a no-healing run so watching one happen using only the worst de la crème should give me a few ideas.
Is it me or Unfezant is missing from the nonviable mons list?
Sand Attack is secretly one of The Best moves :VOh hell yeah no losses to Cheren! I can't believe that 1 Sand Attack came in clutch at the end like that holy crud.
I know right??? god what a mooddkl;vjdfskvhjk THIS IS ME like what do i answer when pokemon games ask "are u a boy or a girl"
my answer now is boy trainer because they have epic beanies and comfy trousers and i love wearing beanies also xD
yeeeeeet macgargo has high def i think so it might actually be okay xD ...maybe. fingers crossed
bianca is that kid who got a high-level internship with a prestigious company at an absurdly young age because she knows the person in charge
she will be all nice to ur face and then passive-aggressively post about being more productive than others on Linkedin, because yes she will also be the type to have Linkedin at 16 ;p
she also wants to go on "the Apprentice"
i initially read this as "when a random gatekeeper is more accepting of you than your mother will ever be" and. got sad D:
purrloin and liepard are good viable mons change my mind, please ignore that their best STAB move is like pursuit until the 40s, nothing to see here ;p
LKFJVHFDKJVHDFJGK THAT HIT ME ON SIGHT that. is too good an analogy
that moment when cheren is more of a threat with his gym 1 lillipup than he was as a rival throughout the entirety of BW
I really hope I get a Shuckle or a Pokemon that can burn yo, it'd be really helpful for Hydreigon.If Wolfganger makes it into the Elite Four, he'd get further than my poor boy. That fight with Ghetsis went horribly wrong to where I thought only Leech Seed could save the other four. Turns out Hydreigon's Lonely plus Life Orb barely guaranteed a Dragon Rush OHKO.
>> "seems to vent his frustration to fellas, who was just a random passersby in this situation"
>> looks at the first part of this post
Earth Power will be handy for Wolf later--there's a Camerupt trainer in Reversal Mountain who has no Fire moves. :) And you dodged the mandatory Excadrill and Darmanitan double battle with White 2...
Whew! Glad you won!
i feel like i am not getting something here maybe ;p "big-headed" in the UK at least means like your head's swelled up so much from ego hahahey uhhhh big guy
care to rephrase that for me?
BAM, there she is: Nursery Aide Kimya and her Dunsparce, the fucking thing has some pretty damn good stats at this point of the game, and it has both Defense Curl and Rollout, which can be deadly when combined. Tons of people had at least one or two deaths against this Pokemon, and now it's time for me to face it.
are u kidding mate u beat the hardest early-game 'mon with *sunkern*, that's hella hype! that is one of the most badass things i've seen in BW2, and yes i'm counting N's legendary pokemon saving the trainer in-story xDkinda sucks that I hyped this dunsparce up only for it to just slip and fall to its death like that
i feel like this is how edgy fangames started. the developers looked at this dialogue, thought "man it really needs swearing" then had the lightbulb moment of "what if an entire pokemon game had swearing" ;pppphey ned flanders calm down its a saturday night
awww this is just a kid, he probably simply wants roxie's autograph and a tiny pat on the shoulder xDbruh why you wanna impress someone that looks like they have 8 years over you dude
the pidove line is epic actually xD except the noodle-head male unfezant hahaB3D learned Roost, which will absolutely be helpful for us: I'll need to give her the U-turn TM to turn her into a good offensive pivot, but it won't be a while until we actually reach that TM.
i loved the toxic badge too!! and then my friend ruined it for me by saying it... maybe looked like something that i am not elaborating about on this forum. needless to say, my poor eyes ;pMan, I really like the Toxic badge. It's a very cool design, yo!
I too was surprised to realise the Mars Attacks! poster child was on the list: with its monstrous 125 Sp.Atk and a basically guaranteed 1.3x damage boost to all of its moves you'd think of it as a Z-move ante litteram on a stick... But then I ran the calcs and discovered it doesn't even OHKO Ghetsis' Hydreigon with Signal Beam, while being OHKOed in return (read: in advance) by Crunch without heavy Defense investment.get my man beheeyem OFF the nonviable list, that dude rules