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Screenshot Alola Commentary Hack I Regret Nothing: A Pokemon Star Nuzlocke

Thread Description
Warning: May contain cringe from the game and Jojo references from the player (update 35)

Uberle

Lur King
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
209
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
174
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Fire
Pokédex Entry
Stays in the distortion dimension where no one bother him
Hello
I am Uberle
And welcome to this run which will be of the likes you've never seen before
Either for the better or the worse

This is an Ultra Moon hack called Star and is just insane
I can't even properly describe it, it's something you must read
Or play
Here's a link to the thread for it
You can look at it, or go (mostly) blind like I am and see what's going on for yourself


Anyway rules are just basic stuff
1. One encounter per area
2. Nicknames the pokes
3. Faint=box

Things don't start until we get pokeballs
Now
Let's begin







Ok, this intro bit is basically the same, so I'm just gonna skip to where things are new.



This is just gonna be my name for casual runs now

A fun thing this hack does is it pastes the skins of characters onto other models
Which results in some interesting results



Like so





Eh, we got enough runs here to see how'd that go anyway.





More model funny business
Clipping through the floor here.



And the bag is going through her hair here



Huh
Ultra Recon Squad seems to have gotten a new paint job



Ooooor not?



I still have about 10 screenshots that are just Lusamine's hair clipping through everything.
Because it's Lusamine's skin pasted onto Lillie's model
Not the worst offender, but her hair is reaaaally distracting.




Also Brock eyes




.......
Gladion?



Nurse Joy is my mom apparently.
Neat
Also why does she have a Poiple?







......
Why am I in a karate outfit?



I awaken
Aztec dubstep intensifies







Just click A on everything in this game, it's worth it.









If you look to my right, you'll see one.
..........
Thank you for going on this tour.







I feel like I'm gonna have a lot of ass shots of my character due to a lack of a bag
Also I don't have a bag
......
Do I just have a pocket dimension I store my stuff in?






And away I go.



Hm




........
Hm





it was at this moment that Uberle began to wonder if he had given this run the wrong name.







And after that I'm apparently standing atop the void.




Ok, I can't really get a screenshot of this, but as Wicke is pasted over Kukui's model she keeps stretching out and then suddenly snapping back




And it was at this moment when Uberle knew he has misnamed the run.








Speaking of which
Can we please talk about what exactly that trainer was?
Because it was disturbing.






I rng'd and I got Litten
Which I do not mind
I like cats and Fire types
Also I feel like Incineroar is treated unfairly at times










Maybe




Let's take a look at Garfield




......
Jolly isn't the worst
But might hurt a bit early on where my only STAB is Ember



Lillie time



........
Oh dear god no



......
I have a very bad feeling about this










Wow
No mercy at all.




.........
Wait that's not how this goes






Well this didn't go as planned at all.




Wow her model really got distorted here






Sure



Lovely



.....
Hm



......
Why does she have two mons?



starts Scratch spam



Ok I just got lucky and the AI barely used Water Gun
Also I had a Potion



Um



.........

HELLO MY NAME IS ZED UBERLE AND WELCOME TO [email protected]$$!!!




I'm not sure why they decided to start the game like this, but it's just stupid.
The kind where I pause and wonder who thought that this would be a good idea




.......
Lillie is the worst kind of weeb and I don't know how to feel about this





The random Japanese words or just ignoring the Pokerules?



No





Next time
Because it's late for me, and this just seems like a good stopping point.
So this is Pokemon Star
I'm planning on playing this to the end, so get ready
Being honest I was thinking of playing this and then posting once I finished it, but this is too much fun to not share for so long.
I'll have more out soon.
See you then.
 

Bug

👉😎👉
Moderator
Tech Team
🌱Featurer
🎇Contributor
Artist
Writer
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
1
Caught
May 13, 2019
Messages
895
Location
in a pile of bugs
Nature
Rash
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Bug, Cute
Pokédex Entry
oh fuck oh shit my dots...............................................................................................................................
This hack is uhhhh, sure something alright. I feel like Nuzlocking this was a mistake, and I wish you luck.
 

Kadew

*bird sounds*
🌱Featurer
Artist
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
38
Caught
Jun 10, 2019
Messages
822
Location
A Dry Place
Nature
Careful
Pronouns
Pokémon Type
Grass, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Doesn't actually like birds all that much.
I'm speechless. That was. Wow. Something. That is a heck of a hack. It's a shame screenshots can't capture the model distortions very well, I'd love to see the jank glitchiness in its full glory.
 

YinYang9705

Conqueror of the Saffron Gym
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
524
Caught
Jul 17, 2019
Messages
64
Location
a different place, possibly a different time
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
male ones
Pokémon Type
Ghost
Lillie isn't milf enough to use ara are like that
also the lunala is less then fair, but being described as one year past S&M you probably should've expected it tbh, still a sucker punch though
 

Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe)
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
924
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
uh yeah i was there when you threw screenshots, and uh

yeah

good luck, have fun, don't die that much
 

mykehroo

holy moly i am worry
Artist
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
571
Caught
Jul 23, 2019
Messages
84
Location
why do you want to know
Nature
Adamant
Pronouns
i'm a dude brooooo
Pokémon Type
Grass, Ghost
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon is currently kerfuffled by this feature. Kerfuffled isn't a word.
Oh god. I think I remember progress videos about this hack on YouTube a while back. (The original uploader's channel was deleted, so unfortunately I can't back that up...) This whole chaotic fiasco was labeled "Trendy Sun and Moon" after USUM was officially announced.

Yeah, uh... you're in for a ride.

Good luck.
You're gonna need it.
 

Rubombee

the ace that stays up the sleeve
Artist
Writer
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
61
Caught
Jun 15, 2019
Messages
792
Location
Greenpath, Hallownest
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
shey/her
Pokémon Type
Water, Ghost
Pokédex Entry
Doesn't even eat baguette, are you sure she's French
Oh geez, I ended up reading all of this, and, wow. I pretty much agree with everyone else here, good luck because it looks like you'll need it ! :'D
Now I wanna keep following this just to see what the heck happens...
 

Squiggy Azalea

a goode boy
Moderator
🎇Contributor
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
15
Caught
May 20, 2019
Messages
313
Location
italy
Nature
Jolly
Pronouns
He/they
Pokémon Type
Electric, Grass
Pokédex Entry
pizza pasta mamma mia
What the FUCK am i looking at jesus christ
this will either be an utter mess of a hack or a complete masterpiece

either way this hack is definitely unforgettable, to say the very least. mad props and good fucking luck, you will need them!
 

io_

planning things is easier than writing them xdfbgn
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
181
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
240
Location
A quiet room
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
preferably they/them please :) please don't be mad at me over it
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This friendly ghost lurks around sites of interest and tries to say hi. They may project a little too much onto their writing.
what in god's name is this nightmare

i've seen your screenshots obviously so i know just how much worse it gets but... just no

no

noooooooooooo

kukui uber ride when
 

Bowser's Family Vacation

Johto League Champion
Writer
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
301
Caught
Jul 1, 2019
Messages
973
Nature
Rash
Pronouns
She/her
Pokémon Type
Dragon, Cool
Pokédex Entry
"Am I Mario's babysitter? Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what?"

Gah! Mom, I don't wanna meet these Pokemon from another world anymore... Rowlet dodged a bullet by not being stuck with Lillie...

 

Raderph

A Radical Earthling
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
75
Caught
Jun 16, 2019
Messages
49
Location
Western Australia
Nature
Relaxed
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Electric, Grass
"I regret nothing."

Doubt

Lv.75 Nebby had me rolling, let alone Lillie's dialogue afterwards.

...Is this the hack with the Kukui Uber? If so we might be in for a trip. Beyond what's already been seen, of course.
 

Uberle

Lur King
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
209
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
174
Nature
Lax
Pronouns
he/him
Pokémon Type
Fire
Pokédex Entry
Stays in the distortion dimension where no one bother him
  • Thread Starter Thread Starter
  • #14
Uh ok
This got a lot more attention than I thought it would
Thank you all for checking out this strange strange hack

@Bug Not as crazy as nuzlocking, say, Snakewood.
Thanks for the luck.

@Kadew Yeah it's hard to show any of the non-extreme examples of distortions since you mainly notice them in transition and it can be a bit difficult to spot.

@SnackyTheSylph An appropriate reaction.
This hack has similarities to Krizzle's hacks in terms of the absurdity, but obviously this is a lot more lighter in tone.

@YinYang9705 'ara ara' is one of the few terms where I'm not entirely certain on definition, but I don't want to look it up. I figure it's similar to "tsk tsk", but with different implications.
They do have the set up for Nebby, but still something waaaaaaaaaay out of left field.

@Cirr It's truly something else to see them in full context isn't it?
Dying is something I'd like to avoid, yes.

@mykehroo ...... I think I remember seeing that. "Trendy Sun and Moon" sounds way too familiar.
Luck is indeed something I need for this. Given the Nebby surprise, I'm scared of what else it'll backhand me with.

@Rubombee I'd recommend sticking around.
This run will be going places.

@Squiggy Azalea Ah, that's the age old question. Right alongside there with where does Jotaro's hat end and his hair begin.
The only way to find out is getting to the end of this game.

@Mattman324 Ok, this is probably my favorite comment simply because of that reaction pic.
I don't think anyone who clicked this run was prepared for what was in it.

@io_ Well you already know what to expect, but I don't share everything there.
You never know when you'll find something unknown to even you.

@Bowser's Family Vacation To be fair, that's a trainer, not a Pokemon.
Rowlett has been spared. For now.

@Raderph Not quite time to hit that (X) button.
I'm saying it won't be needed.
Just not at this moment.
Yeah that was a moment where I paused and thought "oh, so this is what I've got to deal with."
And yes.
Yes it is.

Alright, time to continue this game's hell of a tutorial.




I keep forgetting that the female protag's name for SuMo is Selene.
"Moon" is just easier to remember.



Ok there's a twist
And then there's a Mobius strip






Why is "mother" in red?
An odd thing to highlight.







Well yes
But it's also exciting to throw Pokeballs and struggle to catch a legend
That gets intense



.........
I have a feeling that's gonna be what replaces Ultra Necrozma
.......
Shit, this game has Ultra Necrozma



She's serious about this
Don't
And don't ask how I know
If it weren't for the power of Ctrl+Requiem ......



Moving along




Welp, here we go




........
I
I didn't get a screenshot of that
But it looked like Lusamine just.... gave birth to a Cosmog?
I think?
I mean one second she was clutching her stomach, the next Nebby V2 popped out




.......
Ok, you can't make these guys intimidating.
Unless you add "backstrokes menacingly" subtitles or something.



Game, why?



I wanted to
I did




.......
Ok I know you're limited with Lusamine's textures, but was there not other option for a smile?



NO I DON'T WANNA GET PROBED!





Neat



Protecc



NOW'S NOT THE TIME, TO SELF DESTRUCT, MAJIN NEBBY!



If I had to witness this, then so shall you.






........
Honestly, I'm surprised this was still Koko





........
I
I'm scared to ask







Oh god, her hair is just going crazy right now.



Why would my character not know her?
I had a pamphlet thing with her face on it open in my room
Look, I've got the receipts





...
Why?




I already have one though
It's literally right there on my wrist



Oh so that's where it was





How?
There's one path in and out, how'd you get lost?




I
......
I'm just gonna stop thinking about this.








.....
Ok that's gonna keep bothering me.
Guess I'll have to wait to see if that's a typo or something.








Couldn't think of anything for that last bit, huh?



........
Et tu, Hala?






Fought Poiple that were viciously backstroking through the air.







It was a year ago.
You fought with it.
A kahuna going down to the laguna
Then a Mosquito who watched too much part 1 showed up.





I wonder why
You think they'd be fine with the beings that almost destroyed their home sticking around.











Topical







......
Every time Lillie speaks I must control my emotions as some of her lines are just so basic weeb stuff it's distracting.





No



I will choose not to act like Zen-Oh here










Well that escalated quickly





I have a cat.
Well more it chose me.
Ask is such things with felines



There was a cosplayer




......
Is my dad Brenden?
Please no
Most of his vocabulary is the word "confidence"





Wait
So did Ruby canonically happen in this world?



Ok





Oh joy



.......
The game is self aware
We must be ready to shut it down if things progress too much



Fortunately I have the power of King Crimson.
What does that do you ask?
Well, it's quite simple really
See-



And that's how it works
Also the locke begins.







Moveset is Peck, Growl, Helping Hand, and Acid.

.......
You know there are wild starters on this route
Eevee too
Could've gotten any of them
Would've taken Fennekin
Not hating on it, just picking it as a fire type that I know is here



Um




Oooooook



.....
I think it was around this point when I noticed that in every battle, Lillie is just standing there in the background




oh god why






We shall never speak of this cursed trainer class again





Why does Hau have Skull shorts?




Too late

So before this next screenshot
Hau's skin is pasted over Phyco's model
This guy



And if you've played this game, you know he likes to twirl his mustache
But Hau doesn't have one
So guess how the game corrects this over sight






Hau grows two feet and his ponytail relocates itself so he may twirl it
Hau is the jankiest character thus far, and he has set the bar HIGH





Yes I did



.....
Um
Alolan Voltrob
Apparently








spits out drink
.....
I
I'm sorry
Full of WHAT?!





It's adorable!
......
Wait, where'd you get it though?




.....
You
You do know how that was made right?
We've got some Rocket members in Johto laughing right now




I refuse to believe the creator of this hack didn't know what he was doing when he wrote "yummy gummy"







Dare I ask who wrote that book?







Ye







Good rhyme




Oh dear arceus why?









........
ahem
I will excuse the sugois
The moshi-moshi
I will even allow the ara-ara
But
You do not get to just throw in Yare Yare Daze and not expect me to take an issue with it
SO
GET READY FOR SOME LEARNING, KIDS!

Now I understand why Lillie went with Yare Yare Daze
That's what people would recognize
That's what mere casuals and the weebs would recognize
I, however, am a man of culture
So quick Japanese lesson

Japanese is an extremely gendered language
There are very masculine ways of talking as well as very feminine and more neutral ways of talking
Yare yare itself is neutral
It's basically just 'good grief'
But then we get to 'daze' and there we hit the snag
'daze' is an emphasis, basically making it "good f*cking grief"
Daze is also masculine
The feminine alternative of this phrase would be "Yare yare dawa"
As seen in part 6 with best Jojo Jolyne
I await the day for it to be animated

Ok, lesson over
Back to the game




..........
..........
...........................

No





It just keeps walking
Not sure why
Acid time



?
googles
.......
Oh, A-Vulpix is pure Ice




.....
Not optimal, but ok




Oh right
Grape knows Fury Attack now



Fun










......
Cool





I've always had this though




Gyms?





Ah



Yeah
Just gonna
KING CRIM-



MORE, SKIP MORE!




Bit more



There we go







Not really interested








Long Hau will haunt me this entire run






Aaaand that's where things end
Accidentally posted before finishing, so sorry for any confusion
But that was a fun update
However, it's late
I sleep
See you next time
 
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Cirr

I'm a bot! (maybe)
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
216
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
924
Pronouns
beep/boop
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
Fails Captchas with regularity
oh dear it's back

Get back into the dress, nebby

OwO it's hala

what's an ultra trainer

pew
 

SnackyTheSylph

He's a jolly fellow
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
732
Caught
Aug 28, 2019
Messages
239
Location
AT THE LIBRARY!!!!!!!!
Nature
Relaxed
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Ground
Pokédex Entry
I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF
I will admit that Lillie's render with Cosmog looks kinda nice, even though it makes 0 sense in context.

But oh lordy, we're 2 updates in and I'm already getting surprised when the characters say something normal.

Also that mommy thing kinda reminds me of a homestuck fancomic/au where everything is terrible. That does a similar thing with people being each others' daddies. Except in CaNWC it being terrible was the entire point. Here it's just...like...what??
 

Squiggy Azalea

a goode boy
Moderator
🎇Contributor
Screenshotter
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
15
Caught
May 20, 2019
Messages
313
Location
italy
Nature
Jolly
Pronouns
He/they
Pokémon Type
Electric, Grass
Pokédex Entry
pizza pasta mamma mia
jesus fuck lusamine's completely out of character
its kinda jarring ngl
also i assume that poipole is the guaranteed grubbin encounter that you get in the vanilla game, which also means that its a guaranteed catch as well
hopefully the hack made access to dragon pulse relatively early on, and by that i mean not into the fucking league
 

mykehroo

holy moly i am worry
Artist
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
571
Caught
Jul 23, 2019
Messages
84
Location
why do you want to know
Nature
Adamant
Pronouns
i'm a dude brooooo
Pokémon Type
Grass, Ghost
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon is currently kerfuffled by this feature. Kerfuffled isn't a word.
Oh god. It's all coming back to me.
This cursed knowledge that I had sealed away for a reason
Why, of all times did it have to be now that I uncover it?
Oh god. Oh fuck.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 

io_

planning things is easier than writing them xdfbgn
Screenshotter
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
181
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
240
Location
A quiet room
Nature
Gentle
Pronouns
preferably they/them please :) please don't be mad at me over it
Pokémon Type
Ghost, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This friendly ghost lurks around sites of interest and tries to say hi. They may project a little too much onto their writing.
Uberle: "There are things in this hack that even you don't know about"

Me: Yeah right, you're just trying to scare me, I -

This hack: - "Mommy Wicke" "yummy gummy"

Me: ...

...

 

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