And the gods shall know his name.
I have a somewhat similar but different problem.I'm so goddamn sick of customers at work thinking I'm a female when I talk to them on the computer/phone. I don't feel like it's malicious-it's mainly because my voice sucks and of course computers/phones make it worse-but it's really damn annoying.
My voice sounds deeper on computers/phones, and I often get mistaken for my older brother or my dad. It‘s not the worst thing, but man does it get old fast.