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Screenshot Kanto Teen Commentary Falkner is a terrible gym leader (but a decent trainer) - a Leaf Green Gymlocke

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a counterfeit Falkner is trying to become the new flying type gym leader

Electro

Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
Team Omega
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928
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Messages
388
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Fire, Fighting

Nebbles

physically unable to shut up about fire emblem
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1139
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316
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This writer spends many hours toiling over her endless pile of fics while being surrounded by snacks. If you approach her, she'll share them with you!
oooh man, if you can keep gyarados and dragonite until the very end, you shouldn't really have much to worry about.
 

Sunny in the Valley

Conqueror of the Cerulean Gym
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1246
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i have been fighting with imgur mobile app this past few days. i am losing

Not true! Your final team is gonna have fire/flying, dragon/flying, water/flying, poison/flying, and normal/flying!
You're right! i didn't realize how much dual typing that i could use in FRLG. my final team should be pretty cool if i still have all of them at Indigo Plateau.

oooh man, if you can keep gyarados and dragonite until the very end, you shouldn't really have much to worry about.
yep, i'll transform from a counterfeit Falkner into a counterfeit Lance! hopefully i can keep both of them until the end


bruh


OHKO


OHKO


dangit why are you so bulky


and another OHKO


bye


why were Silph CO making a tool to see ghosts anyway?


this happened while i was exorcising the channelers


oh noo a ghost


a water dragon thing > ghost


get wrecked


oh.


:smashpc:


fuck you
I didn't know that Koffing already knew selfdestruct. now i am paranoid


yes, yes i will


one of my pokemon died trying to save you damnit


yeah, thanks to me


i want something more than just a thank you


cool


god damnit i really wanted a dodrio too.


also, i didn't know you can use the poke flute outside of waking up Snorlax


i also attack whoever woke me up in a grumpy rage


nice now i can stop catching Magikarps and start catching Gyarados


this happened twice because the game hates me


i also needed cut to grab a few new pokemon, so Chair is gonna be stuck with cut until we get to Fuchsia


route 13 catch


route 14 catch


route 15 cat-... encounter
route 15 encounter


hello there Articuno. I'm gonna kill you later, pls don't go away


and we arrived at Fuchsia! your good rod is kinda redundant now that i have the super rod, but thanks anyway


getting rid of cut


and giving Chair a better fire type move


route 18 encounter


hey same. i always find birds tho


time to grind on the cycling road


do you actually need to ride on the bike in this game to enter the cycling road?


oh nvm i see what the problem is


oops


nice now time to beat up some biker


cool i got a sharp beak


mother of fuck
that was a crit revenge


2 deaths in one update, fun
guess i have to grind somewhere else first then. i also want some more new pokemon so i guess i'll run on over to the safari zone


area 1 catch. i know i didn't write it on the rules in my first post, but i think i have to count the safari zone areas as different places because i'm not sure if i'll have enough pokemon to make the rest of the gym teams and still have enough pokemon to fight the elite four.


area 2 catch


area 3 catch


gross


nice


area 4 encounter. he friggin fled


i still have Surge (3), Koga (4), Sabrina (4), Blaine (4), and Giovanni (5) to beat. i need at least 20 pokemon to fight all of them, and i currently have 11 pokemon in my box. there's 9 area left that i still haven't caught anything yet, which means if i want to enter Indigo Plateau with a full team i cannot let anyone die until the end of the game.

no pressure
 

Nebbles

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There's something comedic, yet depressing about your box full of Pidgey, Fearow and Magikarp.
 

Electro

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Pokémon Type
Fire, Fighting
Okay, I checked your rules, and realized that, no, you cannot use the legendary birds.

FYI, if a gym leader throws three legendaries at me, I'm gonna call bullshit.
 

Sunny in the Valley

Conqueror of the Cerulean Gym
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I'M BACK!

god grinding took a while. i also just took my college entrance exam so fingers crossed

There's something comedic, yet depressing about your box full of Pidgey, Fearow and Magikarp.
yeah i know, so i made the PERFECT TEAM

HELL YEA!

Okay, I checked your rules, and realized that, no, you cannot use the legendary birds.

FYI, if a gym leader throws three legendaries at me, I'm gonna call bullshit.
i probably should try to become a frontier brain if i want to use the legendary birds




a few new catches so i don't forget


god i am tired


after way too long most of my pokemon is now at level 43


and we can finally go beat up Koga


tell that to my team of beefed up birds


hell yea my dude


all of his Koffing have self-destruct which is very scary, so Minnow with the highest defense + intimidate will fight them


Muk!


oh nice


less nice


don't you dare toxic stall you asshole


kay then imma switch


die (pretend it's a screenshot of Muk dying)


i don't like you


Weezing thankfully doesn't have self-destruct/explosion


wing attack barely did a quarter, and of course i get toxiced


switched out


drill peck is really really nice compared to friggin wing attack


at least this wasn't toxic poison


and i won!


yay now i can roll up to Lt. Surge's gym with a flying/water type pokemon!


guess i should do it now yeah


here we go


i do not want to fight any of them, so imma stealth my way to him


i can't avoid this guy sadly


god i wish i can just one shot everything in this gym


torturing my birds


i actually fucked around with a damage calculator to see if i can outspeed and ohko everything. the only one i can ohko is the Pikachu, but i outspeed everyone

i grabbed Lt. Surge's IV and EV from this thread back in the old forum, i can't open the source link though. does anyone have a mirror of that site?


nice


and dead


ohko


so, as long as Raichu doesn't crit, i should be able to tank 1 shock wave


wrong electric move, but i'm not complaining


oh hell no


thank you Spoon


hell yeah my birds can now fly!


bye guys
 

Nebbles

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I am so sleepy (it's 5 am as I write this comment) and all I can say go birds go!!!!
 

Electro

Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
928
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Messages
388
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fighting
tell that to my team of beefed up birds
Beefy borb

die (pretend it's a screenshot of Muk dying)
I'm not sure what you mean by pretend? That's very clearly a screenshot of the Muk fainting.

i do not want to fight any of them, so imma stealth my way to him
sneak

i actually fucked around with a damage calculator to see if i can outspeed and ohko everything. the only one i can ohko is the Pikachu, but i outspeed everyone
S P E E D Y B O R B

wrong electric move, but i'm not complaining
I just got war flashbacks to grinding for Wattson. God, I spent 90% of that grind with my Pokemon paralyzed.

hell yeah my birds can now fly!
Could-
Could they not before?
 

Sunny in the Valley

Conqueror of the Cerulean Gym
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1246
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ayo i'm back!

I am so sleepy (it's 5 am as I write this comment) and all I can say go birds go!!!!
hell yeah, go birds!! ("why are you on this website at 5am" i ask as i post this at midnight)

S P E E D Y B O R B
i thought this read as speedy orb and i was very confused because clearly the Voltorb is the one being outsped here

I just got war flashbacks to grinding for Wattson. God, I spent 90% of that grind with my Pokemon paralyzed.
honestly any gym that could either put you to sleep or paralyze you would 100% be the most annoying gym in the game

Could-
Could they not before?
apparently? maybe they can fly but can't carry me? which is why obviously after fighting Lt. Surge they get strong enough to finally take a 10 year old kid flying


i'm gonna catch a few more Gyarados because i can


since i'm in Viridian i might as well grab one from route 23


technically speaking my encounter in Pallet town was my Charmander


i haven't caught anything in route 21 yet though


them stats (yes i immediately grinded all of them up to level 43 because why not)


time to finally enter the Silph Co


the responsible thing to do as a 10 year old inside of a building that is currently being taken over by a group of terrorist is to call the police.
except its not our phone and we're not the one paying for it, so let's not use it


a very useful move. the only pokemon in my team that can learn it already have it though


beating up literally every single rockets that i found, you?


you saw me in Saffron and somehow guessed that i'll enter the building taken over by a criminal group? not sure what that says about what we did before the game starts


dead


dead x2


dead x3


why do you still have water gun?


dead x4


dead x5


????????????
and you consider yourself not ready? was this just some kind of test to see who'll be fighting Giovanni?? what the hell are you even doing here???????


i... thanks i guess?


sup


sometimes i wonder whether Giovanni is being patronizing here and calling his coercion a "business proposition" or is he being honest and that they are actually doing some kind of illegal dealings together


surprisingly bulky. took 3 hits to KO


a 2 hit KO with surf


OHKO


2 hit KO with brick break


imagine if you're a middle-aged business man and was on your way back home, and suddenly you're accosted by a ten year old who wants to have a pokémon battle. you'd go sure why not, let the kid have fun. and then suddenly the kid throw out gigantic monsters and occasionally an actual god to fight you and you get your ass handed straight back at you and now the kid is forcing you to pay up. now you have to go back home glassy eyed thinking how you're gonna survive till next month since your paycheck has just been taken away by a ten year old.
basically the exact same scenario. except Giovanni isn't exactly an average businessman


bye


don't mention it


ooh, brid?


uh, kinda basically the same thing?


no worries, i'll probably just use it on a Golbat anyway


time to fuck up Saffron gym


win


oh boo. welp now i have to fight Sabrina then.


imma be real with you guys, i think Falkner's gym team is getting worse. i mean, 2 Gyarados?? a single electric type is gonna fuck you up my dude


did that vision told you that you're gonna lose?


BOOM OHKO


very annoying. Sabrina healed Mr. Mime twice before i could finally kill 'em


the pokemon from the wrong gym


and the scary one


oh crap. not only did that thing outsped me, it also set up with calm mind


and of course i couldn't one hit it


motherfucker


the only one that has a higher speed stat than Mast was Sprint by a few points. i didn't want to risk not outspeeding Alakazam so i decided to send out More who have the highest special defense out of all of my still living pokemon


damn that crit


damnit


welp, this is the first time that a pokemon from my gym team died, so i am forced to actually replace it with the closest still living pokemon


thankfully i had a lot of Gyarados
 

Electro

Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
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388
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them stats (yes i immediately grinded all of them up to level 43 because why not)
Sir, I fear for you.

the responsible thing to do as a 10 year old inside of a building that is currently being taken over by a group of terrorist is to call the police.
except its not our phone and we're not the one paying for it, so let's not use it
Despite mugging every businessman in Kanto, he doesn't have a quarter for the phone.

you saw me in Saffron and somehow guessed that i'll enter the building taken over by a criminal group? not sure what that says about what we did before the game starts
It says that they did a lot of fun things.

imma be real with you guys, i think Falkner's gym team is getting worse. i mean, 2 Gyarados?? a single electric type is gonna fuck you up my dude
Counterpoint: Lt. Surge.

welp, this is the first time that a pokemon from my gym team died, so i am forced to actually replace it with the closest still living pokemon
thankfully i had a lot of Gyarados
How many do you have right now? I'm worried that you could do an entire champion team of just Gyarados.
 

Nebbles

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Oh, oof, I actually sucked in a breath a that crit. That's just unfortunate.
 

Sunny in the Valley

Conqueror of the Cerulean Gym
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Bill offered a ride to a remote island and he made it sound wrong, so expect a lot of sex island jokes. if you're uncomfortable with that stop reading after my little rant on Blaine's ace pokemon, nothing of note happened afterward with the exception of a few new birds that mostly won't be used

Counterpoint: Lt. Surge.
alright fair

How many do you have right now? I'm worried that you could do an entire champion team of just Gyarados.
lmao way too much

Oh, oof, I actually sucked in a breath a that crit. That's just unfortunate.
god i know right? such bullcrap


new route means new bird


truly a marvelous bird


in the ball you go


(ignore her level for now lmao)


second to last cave!


i could've found a higher leveled Golbat which is annoying, but whatever


i am very lost


oh hi there i think i'm just gonna leave for right now see ya


it's genuinely embarrassing how long i was lost in there


i arrive at the the infamous Cinnabar shore and immediately try to duplicate my master ball and rare candy


nah i'm just gonna get my ancient bird


i cackled at "You late." god my sense of humor is screwed


oof, a lot of grinding for him


this place sadly has no flying types


Game Freak, encouraging children to commit dead since uh i'm too lazy to check when pokemon red and blue (fire red and leaf green?) came out

now i'm gonna grind up to level 47 so hold on a second


done. (i forgot to take a screenshot of Zen the Golbat but trust me i also grinded him up and boy is he strong)


this also happened when i was grinding. i never saw this before. so i guess when i finally get my national dex i could immediately evolve Zen never mind i just checked gen 3 national dex, i need at least 60 pokemon caught in my pokedex. boo


a downgraded version of my perfect team! ready to fight Blaine


yep


nope, there's 10 of them in Kanto. Gary motherfuckin' Oak said so


kinda technically? Poliwag to Poliwhirl, Poliwhirl to Poliwrath, and Poliwhirl to Politoed, can you count that as evolving three times? (the answer to the quiz was no)


not unless they've got lightning rod i guess according to Ash's Pikachu


yep


i always answered this question no because of the typo, apparently tm28 contains dig so the typo was just that, a typo


that's cute


get ready to be wrecked by my fake dragons!


ohko


ohko


ohko


not an ohko surprisingly


he still got wrecked tho


i was and still am confused as to why the anime gave Blaine a Magmar as his ace. honestly Blaine have the weirdest team composition in all of his appearance, he's got Arcanine as his ace in gen 1, 3, and 7, Rapidash in gen 2 and 4, and a Magmortar in gen 4 rematch. i'm pretty sure no other gym leader have so many different pokemon as their ace


oh sup Bill


gonna ignore how weird a however old man asking a ten year old to spend time with him


aight i'm out


no thanks


oh you can actually just postpone the Sevii Isles, i didn't know that. that's good, that means i won't have to fight the elite four with only 5 pokemon


congrats my faux-dragons!


my birds will protect me. let's go


...rich guy huh


i have my hands on my pokeball and ready to bust out my birds


oh... phew. no need to fear for my life


sure


the first time i did the Sevii Isle quest i thought i'd meet Steven here


boo


i'd like to say that that sounds like a bad idea, but i've done the exact same thing he suggested irl so that'd be like the pot calling the kettle black


birb


BIG BIRB


moar birbS!


heck yea


nice


exquisite


no thanks


cool story bro


lets be real, most of my catches from here on out won't ever be used so whatever


creative names


no Gyarados here


1. why the crap did you send your child on an errand to a different island, presumably riding the same ferry that i rode?
2. underage sex island joke
3. i am really uncomfortable with the third screenshot


how did you get lost when you didn't even drive(?) the friggin boat what the hell


caught this bird near where the elemental hyper beam tutor is


biker gang time


oh sweet. i don't think i'll put the screenshot of my new birds stats cause most of them won't ever be used anyway this isn't an excuse because i forgot to screenshot the stats, no sirree


yes!


Chair then promptly burned all of them down and their ashes was blown by the breeze


thanks


hell yeah i do


yet another bird


that's mean, i always clean my birds :c


more forest


it... used whirlwind


that is not a bird, therefore it is inferior


no prob bob


thanks daddy


caught more birds and killed non-birds, yeah it was fun


cool, so we're heading back yeah?


nope no thanks


Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
 

Nebbles

physically unable to shut up about fire emblem
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Pokédex No.
1139
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Messages
316
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This writer spends many hours toiling over her endless pile of fics while being surrounded by snacks. If you approach her, she'll share them with you!
I honestly really like the Sevii Islands, and it's a shame they just... stopped existing after FRLG.
 

Electro

Dr. Ultimate Procrastinator Extreme
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
928
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Messages
388
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fighting
I have a feeling I know how you're going to deal with Giovanni (many gyarados.)
 

Repti

Conqueror of the Cerulean Gym
Pokédex No.
197
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
17
Nature
Bold
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Fire, Dragon
I absolutely love seeing all the backups and backups and, did I mention backups? Pidgeys on top of Pidgeys. I bet Oak is just like "What the f*** is this kid doing?"
 

Alan900900900

Lurker extraordinaire
Globetrotter
Screenshotter
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
183
Caught
Jun 30, 2019
Messages
219
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
He/Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Ice
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is a master of having too many projects at the same time. Also, Pikablu.
Ah yes, a mono flying run of Kanto, aka Pidgey and Spearow everywhere. I would know, I've done this before.
That said, I'm liking this ruleset where you gotta box your team every gym quite a bit, it's pretty creative. Can't wait to see which team you take to the E4!
Also uh, the latter half of Part 7 seems to be broken, none of the images load.
 

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