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Play by Post Corrupt A Wish

Thread Description
Unleash your inner leprechaun

"Absolutely Certain"

without a doubt (MD)
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
383
Caught
Jul 5, 2019
Messages
56
Location
Guaranteed
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
no pronouns
Pokémon Type
Steel, Cute
Pokédex Entry
Likes to make jokes. Whether or not this Pokemon's jokes are funny, the jokes are not funny.
granted. it's those disposable plastic water bottles. also it's empty

i wish i had a rock
 

Arie Kazami

Your everyday, ordinary guy
Writer
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
388
Caught
Jul 5, 2019
Messages
206
Location
HERE
Nature
Hasty
Pronouns
He/They
Pokémon Type
Fire, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Just an Ordinary Trainer that doing his Nuzlocke
Granted, but already reduced into dust, though.

I wish I could watch old animes from 1900's subbed in HD
 

PurpleEyedGuma

21st Century Schizoid Mon
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
883
Caught
Oct 9, 2019
Messages
464
Pronouns
They / Them
Not granted, as anime didn't exist in the 1900s.

I wish I could drink all the water I'd like without having to go to the bathroom.
 

TheTRUEgge

Ethos is okay, actually
Artist
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
450
Caught
Jul 9, 2019
Messages
983
Location
Good Question
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fairy
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon has too many ideas for their own good.
Granted, but your sweating rate is greatly increased and you become dehydrated way more quickly

I wish I never got the hiccups
 

mondograss

Bard of Life
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
680
Caught
Aug 15, 2019
Messages
531
Nature
Naive
Pokémon Type
Dark, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is infamously irritable, but it comes down from its rage quickly. It is quite loyal to kind, patient Trainers.
Granted, but you're now constantly aware of the fact that you're breathing.

I wish for a flying parakeet.
 

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,264
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
Granted, but they have 5 hours to live after I post this corruption.

I wish that my weekend is at least somewhat better than the rest of my week.
 

Bramble

Conqueror of the Cerulean Gym
Pokédex No.
824
Caught
Sep 20, 2019
Messages
14
Nature
Quirky
Pokémon Type
Steel, ???
Granted, but it’s too good. Untoppable. It’s all down from here, as weekends go.

I wish it wasn’t forecast to snow this week. It’s March like, where’s the justice in the world.
 

PurpleEyedGuma

21st Century Schizoid Mon
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
883
Caught
Oct 9, 2019
Messages
464
Pronouns
They / Them
Granted; the sun is now so hot that it creates a heatstroke epidemic.

I wish Disney had never bought Star Wars.
 

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,264
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
Granted, however EA bought t.

I wish I got more sleep.
 

mondograss

Bard of Life
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
680
Caught
Aug 15, 2019
Messages
531
Nature
Naive
Pokémon Type
Dark, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is infamously irritable, but it comes down from its rage quickly. It is quite loyal to kind, patient Trainers.
GRANTED. You name is AUREUM KANADA. You enjoy sporadic fits of NARCOLEPSY.
I wish for the next person to understand that reference.
 

PurpleEyedGuma

21st Century Schizoid Mon
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
883
Caught
Oct 9, 2019
Messages
464
Pronouns
They / Them
Granted (judging by my reaction), but I stopped reading Homestuck after a couple of pages.

I wish I had a plot laid down for my oneshot about Yamask.
 

"Absolutely Certain"

without a doubt (MD)
Team Delta
Pokédex No.
383
Caught
Jul 5, 2019
Messages
56
Location
Guaranteed
Nature
Quirky
Pronouns
no pronouns
Pokémon Type
Steel, Cute
Pokédex Entry
Likes to make jokes. Whether or not this Pokemon's jokes are funny, the jokes are not funny.
granted. you now have a plot of land whose only contents (besides the obvious) is a ds with pokemon black playing on it. the only team member is yamask

i wish for a rock
 

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,264
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
Granted, however it is giant, shaped like a cross, and crushes you to death.

I wish somebody gets the reference.
 

PurpleEyedGuma

21st Century Schizoid Mon
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
883
Caught
Oct 9, 2019
Messages
464
Pronouns
They / Them
Granted, but they ban you from this forum for having bad taste.

I wish I didn't need sleep and could never get tired.
 

TheTRUEgge

Ethos is okay, actually
Artist
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
450
Caught
Jul 9, 2019
Messages
983
Location
Good Question
Nature
Quiet
Pronouns
She/Her
Pokémon Type
Fire, Fairy
Pokédex Entry
This Pokémon has too many ideas for their own good.
Granted, but everybody complains about the fact that you don’t sleep.

I wish I could see the sunset
 

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,264
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
Granted, you see the last millisecond of the sunset before it becomes evening.

I wish I actually knew how to make friends in real life.
 

mondograss

Bard of Life
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
680
Caught
Aug 15, 2019
Messages
531
Nature
Naive
Pokémon Type
Dark, Normal
Pokédex Entry
This Pokemon is infamously irritable, but it comes down from its rage quickly. It is quite loyal to kind, patient Trainers.
Granted, but you have to be confident and love yourself to apply the knowledge.

I wish I was better at Fire Emblem: Three Houses.
 

Arie Kazami

Your everyday, ordinary guy
Writer
Screenshotter
Pokédex No.
388
Caught
Jul 5, 2019
Messages
206
Location
HERE
Nature
Hasty
Pronouns
He/They
Pokémon Type
Fire, Dark
Pokédex Entry
Just an Ordinary Trainer that doing his Nuzlocke
Granted, but only in that game you're getting better. Any game other than Fire Emblem three houses only making it worse.

I wish Salmon less expensive than Tuna
 

PurpleEyedGuma

21st Century Schizoid Mon
Writer
Team Omega
Pokédex No.
883
Caught
Oct 9, 2019
Messages
464
Pronouns
They / Them
Granted. It's 1 mil (1/10th of a cent) less expensive.

I wish for a regular slice of cheese pizza. Do not poison it or put weird toppings on it—give me a regular pizza slice with no strings attached.
 

Aureum

A world calling for justice shall be heard.
Team Alpha
Pokédex No.
338
Caught
Jul 2, 2019
Messages
1,264
Location
Good Ol’ Maple Syrup Island
Nature
Lonely
Pronouns
He, Him
Pokémon Type
Dark, Fighting
Pokédex Entry
From the Country of the Ketchup Chips, Aureums are an anxious bunch with a love for games of all sorts. Batteries not included.
Alright, but before you can actually eat it I take it out of your hands and eat the Pizza.

I wish for a statue of me.
 

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