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[CANCELLED][TV-14 - L:S:V] Arceus' Revenge - A Randomized White 2 Deci-Rules BST-locke

K

Kaoru Drake

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I.. seem to have pissed off a certain LlamaGod..

Welp. Wallspeed.

DISCLAIMER: This run is a direct continuation of Drake vs. Ralts. It's not required to read the run if you're a new viewer, however, it's highly recommended to read the Drake vs. Ralts Finale, as the first part of this run is officially there. It'll be included in the..
Be aware that if you haven't read Drake vs. Ralts, and also Ralts vs. Drake, you'll probably miss out on some references.

And yes, this is Randomized.
Change Impossible Evos
Random Abilities, Wonder Guard disallowed
Random Movesets preferring same type
Trainers are Type Themed
Rival carries starter through game
Wild Pokemon are completely randomized
Held Items are randomized
Static Pokemon are randomized (Legendary <-> Legendary, Normal <-> Normal)
TMs, HMs, and Move Tutors are randomized
TM and HM Compatibility is random preferring same type
Move Tutor Compatibility is completely random
Move Sanity is set which allows a Pokemon to be taught a move if it learns it naturally
Trades are completely random
Field Items are completely random
1) One encounter per area.
1a) This rule doesn't start until Pokeballs are received.
1b) Eggs, Fossils, and Gifts do not count as the area's encounter. Only one Fossil may be used.
1c) Breeding is illegal, but Daycare training is not.
1d) Dupes Clause - Any dupe may be skipped.
1e) Shiny Clause - Any Shiny encounter is legal, but it must replace that area's encounter.
1f) Area Clause - Due to the RNG changing the encounters for every area, similar areas such as the inside and outside of Virbank Complex will be considered separate areas. Any areas with multiple floors will still be considered one area, regardless of the encounter changes.

2) Faint = Death.

3) Deci-Rules - There will be 10 rules added from the Decichat Skype group. These rules will be listed once they are revealed. They can be found in the Deci-Rules Spoiler.

4) BST-Locke - Gym badges work like licenses to use stronger Pokemon. Starting at 400 BST MAX, each badge increases that limit by 25, ending at 600 for the E4, and 600+ for Post-Game.

5) Legendaries are allowed.

6) Nickname everything - Naming scheme is Musicians/Bands/Artists.

7) Minimal Overgrinding - To keep this run more exciting, overleveling is now restricted: No Pokemon may enter a gym more than 3 levels above a Leader's ace; No Pokemon may enter the Elite 4 at a higher level than the Champion's ace (Max level - 59); No Pokemon may enter the final floor of White Treehollow more than 5 levels above Benga (Max level - 85).

8) The One True Revenge - If Bruno Mars dies, the run is FAILED. Also, Bruno Mars cannot be removed from the team for any reason.

9) Rules may be added (but never deleted) later.
And now, without further ado..
..BST-Locke?

IT'S A SIMPLE RULE, REALLY. TO BEGIN, YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO USE POKEMON WITH A MAX BST OF 400. BECAUSE I'M GENEROUS, EVERY TIME YOU DEFEAT A GYM, THAT LIMIT INCREASES BY 25. IF YOU CAN DEFEAT THE LEAGUE, THAT RESTRICTION IS LIFTED.

Oh, gee, thanks. You're soooooo generous. Thanks, Ollama.

Anyway..



So, a Wooper, huh? Arceus, you DO realize that this is a GROUND-TYPE

A SLIGHT MISCALCULATION.

Well, I don't have a cho--



--where's my image?

OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. THE FIRST DECI-RULE HAS APPEARED.

..meep.

THIS RULE WAS GIVEN BY THE DECI-MEMBER..

JURASSIKING

SCREENSHOT DERP - Every update, one screenshot must be remade in MS Paint and used in the update instead of the screenshot itself.

So.. a Yoshi is making me recreate an image.. in PAINT

Welp.. here goes!



YOU DIDN'T DRAW THAT.

But I made it in Paint!

..WAIT. DOES THAT MEAN..?

WALL'S BLESSING - The drawing does not have to be free-hand.

Wall..

OH, ME DAMNIT.



Well, I should hope so!



Of course!



The naming theme is Musicians/Bands/Artists. What's a better name for my starter, gender be damned, than my favor--

NOT SO FAST.

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE NOW WHAT

THE SECOND RULE IS ALREADY HERE.

SANIC AT THE DISCO AND NEDLOCKE1

INSATIABLE APPETITE - At least one Pokemon in the active party must be named after food. If all Pokemon named after food die, the next capture must be named accordingly.

FUCK

Okay, let's see.. I have to use a food, but I wanted to do my naming scheme..

. . .

I'VE GOT IT



THAT'S NOT A FOOD.

BUT IT HAS A FOOD IN THE NAME

WALL, DON'T YOU DA--

WALL'S BLESSING - The nickname does not have to be directly related to food, but it must reference food in its name.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI

This name took a while to come up with.

FionaApple is what I decided on for 3 reasons:
1) It involves a food,
2) Perfect Apple on the forums LOVES UPAH, and
3) Fiona is my girlfriend's name =3

UGH, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME SICK.



Um.. duh?



Thank you =3



Must I?



I KNOW WHAT IT DOES



Chlorophyll, huh..?

Hehe, fuck your Fire-types




Well, Dorkeus, those Deci-Rules aren't so bad!

..DORKEUS?

JUST YOU WAIT, MORTAL.

THOSE ARE THE ONLY "FUN" ONES.


..uh oh..



..I just thought of something.



..If I got Wooper, which replaces Snivy..

I THINK I MESSED UP.



THANK YOU, WALL, FOR THIS GIFT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME

STUPID FUCKING RANDOM-- *STORMS OFF*



Not bad, but not great, either.



Delaying the inevitable, huh? Hopefully you don't have a move stronger than Swi--



I SHOULD SHUT UP WHILE I'M AHEAD



Sweet, sweet Experience




Yeah, feel free to be a Remoraid. I'll be your Mantine.

..or something




Keep giving me Chansey, and we'll be set.



Time Warp!



Aw yiss.

Motha.

Fuckin'.

Balls.

..wait.



SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRI--

I mean, hi mom!



DAFUQ ARE YOU SMOKING



You're forgiven!



GOD MOM, I'M NOT 7



YOU ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING RETARDED, AREN'T YOU



Thanks, no-name!



WHAT IS THIS

SINNOH

GOOD JOB RECYCLING PLOT DELIVERY GAME FUCKTARD



..Arceus has a point.. *hurk*



Time Warp 2: The Warpening



SERIOUSLY

WHERE THE FUCK AM I RIGHT NOW

UNOVA? SINNOH? KALOS???

AHHHHHHH



SHUT THE FUCK UP



WHAT



EVEN A RANDOM NPC GETS IT

GET WITH THE PROGRAM MOM



Meh, I'll take it.



That's nice..

Now..

WHERE'S MY FUCKING PURRLOIN



THERE'S MY FUCKING PURRLOIN



BITCH

YOU CAUGHT MY FUCKING PURRLOIN



Yeah yeah.

After I get my--



WAIT.

WHAT NOW, LLAMA MIA

...

THE NEXT RULE.


RHYDER

COLOR BLIND - At the beginning of every area with encounters, RNG a color; if the Pokemon's Pokedex color matches, you must skip the catch for that area.

OKAY, WALL. GET IT OVER WITH. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO OFFER?


WALL'S BLESSING - If an encounter is a double battle, and the chosen color matches only one of them, the other may still be captured. Also, if an individual encounter is a dupe, it may be skipped even if it matches the chosen color.

I don't like this rule.. but the blessing is nice!

THE RNG WILL BE ROLLED. IT GOES FROM 1-10.
1 - Red
2 - Blue
3 - Yellow
4 - Green
5 - Black
6 - Brown
7 - Purple
8 - Gray
9 - White
10 - Pink
RNG gives me.. 8 - Grey. Okay, let's see what I--



HOLY FUCKING WALL YES

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING.

DEINO IS BLUE

YES



BLUE FLAME GAS COMPANY (tm)



GET IN THE FUCKING BALL



YES

YES

300 BST

IT'S LEGAL



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB32uwVNBLs

Best name ever.



Gluttony isn't the best, but DEM MOVES

MORTAL. I SUGGEST YOU CHECK YOUR DEINO IN THE PC.

. . .



..why?

THE NEXT RULE, OF COURSE.



GOGOGOGOAT

MARK OF DEATH - Each time a Pokemon's health falls into the red, it receives a mark. Once it receives 6 marks, it's considered dead.

..that's harsh..



WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MARK?? ME DAMNIT, WALL!!

WALL'S BLESSING - This only takes effect when an owned Pokemon falls into the red. A wild encounter captured in the red does not receive a mark.

SAFE

..for now




THE NEXT THREE ENCOUNTERS

THIS GAME IS OUT FOR BLOOD



Yes, the season changed. It's been a while, OKAY



Congratulations..?



NO OF COURSE NOT

SHOW ME



Wow, so majestic.

Anyway, Arceus?

WHAT IS IT, MORTAL?

You said Field Items are Randomized?

I DID. WHY DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU GOT?























ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME



*TROLLFACE*
1) Jurassiking:
SCREENSHOT DERP - Every update, one screenshot must be remade in MS Paint and used in the update instead of the screenshot itself.
WALL'S BLESSING - The drawing does not have to be free-hand.

2) Sanic at the Disco and Nedlocke1:
INSATIABLE APPETITE - At least one Pokemon in the active party must be named after food. If all Pokemon named after food die, the next capture must be named accordingly.
WALL'S BLESSING - The nickname does not have to be directly related to food, but it must reference food in its name.

3) Rhyder:
COLOR BLIND - At the beginning of every area with encounters, RNG a color; if the Pokemon's Pokedex color matches, you must skip the catch for that area. There are 10 different colors, and the order matches Bulbapedia.
WALL'S BLESSING - If an encounter is a double battle, and the chosen color matches only one of them, the other may still be captured. Also, if an individual encounter is a dupe, it may be skipped even if it matches the chosen color.

4) GoGoGogoat:
MARK OF DEATH - Each time a Pokemon's health falls into the red, it receives a mark. Once it receives 6 marks, it's considered dead.
WALL'S BLESSING - This only takes effect when an owned Pokemon falls into the red. A wild encounter captured in the red does not receive a mark.

5) Perfect Apple:
STUCK IN TRAFFIC - You may only switch the party positions of your Pokemon when you have access to a PC. If the lead Pokemon dies, all Pokemon move up one space. This rule is over-written by SANITY LINK, but remains active throughout the rest of the game.
WALL’S BLESSING - Doctors in White Treehollow each act as a one-time PC use upon defeat.

6) Errorious Azure:
NO OVERDOSING - Only one healing item may be used outside of battle between trainer battles.
WALL’S BLESSING - You are entitled to unlimited healing in battle.

7) Ryuuhime00:
SANITY LINK - Before every important battle***, roll a number between 1-12: 1-6 corresponds with each Pokemon slot, and 7-12 act as wildcards. Wildcards are inactive until a full team is owned, and each wildcard is a one-time use; The chosen Pokemon must start the fight, and fight the first Pokemon solo, win or lose. A loss results in tossing a coin once for each boxed Pokemon. For each Tail, a random Pokemon from the box will be released.
***Important battles include the Rival, Gym Leaders, Colress, Ghetsis, Sages, and the Elite Four and Champion. This also includes Benga, the Treehollow Boss.
WALL’S BLESSING - In the event of a win, remove all Marks of Death from any one Pokemon.

8) The Starf is a Lie:
STEADFAST - You cannot leave a gym until all trainers are defeated, including the Leader. This carries over to each floor of White Treehollow.
WALL'S BLESSING - You get one extra healing item to be used at any time during a Gym/Treehollow floor.

9) Our Boy Roy:
GYM SICKNESS - After beating a gym, that gym's type cannot be used until the next gym is defeated. This carries over to the E4, and each fight is considered a "gym" battle.
WALL’S BLESSING - You may declare one Pokemon immune to this rule. However, it only lasts for one gym, and the blessing is a one-time use. In addition, this rule is no longer in effect once the Champion is defeated.

10) Versil:
HM SLAVES ARE CRUEL - Every active party member must have HM moves if possible, and no HM slave is allowed unless no member can learn it.
WALL'S BLESSING - No Pokemon is required to have more than one HM at any given time.
 
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Jurassiking

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wow, so thanks to wall's blessing the most fun part of my rule got taken away. thanks, ollama.

quagsire is my favorite pokemon, so if you lose fionaapple i stg i will find you

overall, this looks fun and promising, cant wait to see more
 

Nedlocke1

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Messages
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Location
Nuvema Town
Nature
Lax
Pokémon Type
Fire, Water, Clever
I still can't believe you got BLUE FLARE DEINO! OH YEAH, AND DRAGON RUSH!
To counter that, the game threw a wild Reshiram at you though.

This is gonna be fun!
 
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Chrissy

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So first battle and you gain three levels. Shame you can't rematch him a few times


*looks up Blue Flare* Holy shit that's a killer move to start off with.

Reshiram was your second encounter? Holy - *runs and hides*
 
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TheWookieeRascal

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HOLY CRAP THAT UPDATE DOE! Arceus is being a real ass though.

Wall's blessing is the best.. As always.

Looking forward for more! And that Chansey-abuse is the best eva.

GROUND TYPE 4 LIFE MADERFUQERS
 
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Darksaphira

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Oooh. And that kids is why you should not piss of a god.
Still it looks pretty cool, good luck~
Deino with Blue Flare is pretty cool. And you can never say Wooper could be bad, huh?
 
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Squiggy Azalea

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Well this seems funky, don't mind if I join in for a while-IS THAT A DEINO WITH BLUE FLARE.
 
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Fructus

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This is it. IT'S HAPPENING.

Arceus y u gotta be a douche

DEINO WITH BLUE FLARE AND DRAGON RUSH PERFECT COVERAGE
Well, as long as Dragon Rush hits. RNGesus pls.

Mark of Death seems like a harsh rule. The others aren't that bad, but that one...

Good luck! I'll be following! didn't get the references rip
 
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Norhian Samur

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Blue Flare Denio and a ground typed starter wow this game loves you so far

also Arceus You
 

GoGoGogoat

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Pokédex No.
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Messages
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Location
the rolling green hills.
Nature
Hasty
Pronouns
he/him/they/them
Pokémon Type
Grass, Cool
Pokédex Entry
Hello, I am a goat. Pleased to meet you.
Fructus said:
Mark of Death seems like a harsh rule. The others aren't that bad, but that one...
Yes, yes, I'm a terrible person, I know.

That being said, Drake should be pretty okay for a while with Blue Flare Deino. Just don't let it get hurt too much. ;)
 
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The Starf is a Lie

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Upah! I bet Apple is pleased with your choice of starter.

Now just hope you don't get blasted by Solarbeam in sun


Ah, moms. Always stupid except in real life where... they're still stupid, yeah.

Geez, Blue Flare and Dragon Rush Deino? GG early game.

I think Reshiram wants Blue Flare back


What's wrong with a Sky Plate...?
 
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Waluigi, Champion of Terraria

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iirc, I remember submitting a rule for this, and while it hasn't been revealed yet...

Be warned. Deci-Chat has some of the most evil rule makers on the forums, Apple, being the creator of the chat, and I, being a complete bastard.

But congratulations on the Deino, it's a mighty asset.

I haven't actually heard of Gogoat's rule prior to the run starting, and by god are you evil. I love it.

EDIT: Due to difficulty in making my rule work, it has been removed, but there has been a compromise, which you'll see much, much later. No spoilers, but it is very enjoyable
 
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Versil

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Oh hi there. This gonna be fun.

Your starter gets a positive review. Such power.

To be honest, that's exactly what I immediately thought about when seeing the first rule. Too easy. However, I'd probably just patch some parts of different screenshots I have in my storage.

Upah Troupah bubbles gonna stun me
punching don't know how
reviewing stuff now
and having free wifi, wow!

> Wooper
> with boosted speed
Yeah, such difference.

Rival with a Chansey? LIBERAAAAAAAAAATIOOOOOOONNNN

You expected a Snivy, but it was I, Upah!

Welcome to Unova2. Don't expect much from the plot.

My Fucking Tapirloin.

Upah and Deino. Apple's gonna reeeeeaaaaally like this development.

So far away, we grind for today
cause the RNG just wants us all gone
we feel the pain of lifetimes lost in one lucky crit
through the trainers and the gyms we carry on

Wall then. Nicely saved.

Oh hi, Blue-Eyes White Dragon.

You'll have a really nice meal off that plate.
 
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This run, it is gonna be glorious to see and finish. All the power to you Drake, gl. Also those catches, my gods, your gonna wanna hope things don't mess you up.
 
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Appleture Science

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-|-(^-^)-|- -|-(^-^)-|- -|-(^-^)-|- -|-(^-^)-|- -|-(^-^)-|-
Hahahaha, nicely done.
Oh, I see. I see what you did there. -|-(^-^)-|-
You got a thiiiiiiing!

Bianca looks evil...
Hahahaha!
...ouch, that could have been painful.
Hah!

Finally, now you can start running!
Upah!
THERE'S THE PURRLOIN, MYSTERY SOLVED, RUN OVER, BYE
HOLY---

Those moves, niiice.
Nicely done, Wall.
Wild Reshiram what
Well. That happened.
 
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OmegaTeemo

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This seems..... Fun. Folowing.

DEINO
DEINO
DEEINO
WITH BLUE FLARE
WALL
too bad that I cant add rules to kill
 
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TheOneYouEnvy

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So that is what you mean by Deci-Rules? This seems difficult...... I wonder what the remaining rules will be??
How rude of Arceus to give you orangeralts21's plate......
 
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Kaoru Drake

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Last time, we got only a taste of what the Deci-Rules are like.

Hold on to your britches, because there are more on the way!
@Jurassiking - Your rule isn't going to be completely done with bad Photoshop. There will be drawings.

I don't plan to lose her, but..

Glad you're here!

@Nedlocke1 - BLUE FLARE DEINO IS GOING TO WRECK FACE

Good xp


@Audial Oblivion - Sadly, no Chansey of that happening.

Couldn't ask for more!

Falls easy enough once I get some more levels


@TheWookieRascal - Arceus is a butt-face.

Wall is the best, period.

RNG was on my side!

Keep those feet on the ground!

@Darksaphira - Gods are relentless. The more you know.

Nothing wrong with da Woop


@Squidmark Iggy - Happy to have you al-YES, YES IT IS

@Fructus - It's happening! #RonPaul There'd be a gif here, but I reached the limit..

Dragon Rush misses more than I would like..

Tough rules make it interesting!

Go read DvR!!

@Samur1234 - Lady Luck loved me in DvR, and she's sticking around for now!

Oh, so Madden.

@GoGoGogoat - YOU ARE EVIL AND I LOVE IT

@The Starf is a Lie - Apple loved it!

That.. never crossed my mind. THANKS

My mom's the best!

GG indeed.

IT CAN'T HAVE IT. IT'S DRAGNFORCE'S

Sky Plate - Ralts - Flying

@Waluigi, Champion of Terraria - Yeah.. sorry about that

Hilloa!

That Woop is JACKED

Wall's Blessing may have taken some of the fun out of that rule, but I went ahead and drew one this time!

Jeez, dude.. how do you come up with those lyrics?

Hey! 4 speed is still 4 speed!

SO MUCH EXPERIENCE WE CAN'T HANDLE IT

SURPRISE, MOTHA UPAH

Yeah.. plot sucks in these games. That's why I refuse to do a plot-run of them.

NOT THE TAPIRLOIN #Iunderstoodthatreference

I think Apple had a minor giddy-stroke.

Wall I'll be!

WHITE LIGHTNING ATTACK

I will, once I THROW IT ON THE GROUND
@BlazeKnight - Hopefully luck remains with me..
-|-(^-^)-|- -|-(^-^)-|- -|-(^-^)-|- -|-(^-^)-|- -|-(^-^)-|-
I do what I can!
THING GET

Cute, Apple. Cute, not evil. Cute.

GOTTA GO FAST
I BEAT THE GAME. MOVE TO COMPLETED.

Surprising that Deino has BLUE FLARE with it being Dark/Dragon

I nearly flipped when I saw Reshiram.
@OmegaTeemo - Maybe one day


@TheOneYouEnvy - Just you wait. You'll see one VERY soon..

Arceus is a dink.
Well, now that Arceus is done being a TROLL

WHAT CAN I SAY? IT'S FUN TO TORMENT MORTALS.

..lovely.

Anyhoo, I need to get Dragnforce up to speed, so time to do some switch-grin--



. . .

. . .

. . .

WHAT

THE NEXT RULE IS HERE.

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED

PERFECT APPLE

STUCK IN TRAFFIC - You may only switch the party positions of your Pokemon when you have access to a PC. If the lead Pokemon dies, all Pokémon move up one space. This rule is over-written by SANITY LINK, but remains active throughout the rest of the game.


WALL DAMNIT, APPLE

AND WHAT THE HELL IS SANITY LINK

Okay, what do you have for me this time?

WALL'S BLESSING - Doctors in White Treehollow each act as a one-time PC use upon defeat.

Well, the Blessing isn't immediate, but it's reassuring that once I get to--I HAVE TO DO WHITE TREEHOLLOW

YES YOU DO, MORTAL.

WHAT

. . .

. . .



This is gonna get really old, REALLY FAST



While I'm here, I may as well go broke!



NATURE POWER SEED BOMB

THANK FUCK I DIDN'T HAVE FIONAAPPLE OUT



DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE



Grinding is brutal, and I really don't want to backtrack again..

Let's use a few Potions and--



OH FUCK TO THE NO

ALREADY???

ERRORIOUS AZURE

NO OVERDOSING - Only one healing item may be used outside of battle between trainer battles.


WHAT IS EASY GRINDING

IS IT TASTY AND CAN I EAT IT

WALL'S BLESSING - You are entitled to unlimited healing in battle.

THAT'S NOT MUCH BETTER

But I'll take it!

GOOD LUCK STALLING AGAINST LEGENDARIES.

..go choke on an Aspear.



I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, Llamagod, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

STOP, MORTAL.

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

Take it away!

NO.

Yes.

NO.

YES

NO.

DO IT

A WHOLE NEW WORLD
A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW
BUT WHEN I'M WAY UP HERE, IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR
THAT NOW I'M IN A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH YOU


Having fun?

Now I'm in a whole new world with you

..I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

UNBELIEVABLE SIGHTS
INDESCRIBABLE FEELINGS
SOARING, TUMBLING, FREEWHEELING
THROUGH AN ENDLESS DIAMOND SKY


A WHOLE NEW WORLD
Don't you dare close your eyes
A HUNDRED THOUSAND THINGS TO SEE
Hold your breath, it gets better

See?

SHUT UP.

I'M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR
I'VE COME SO FAR
I CAN'T GO BACK
TO WHERE I USED TO BE


A whole new world
EVERY TURN A SURPRISE

With new horizons to pursue
EVERY MOMENT RED LETTER
I'll chase THEM ANYWHERE
There's time TO SPARE
Let me share this whole NEW WORLD WITH YOU

. . .

Aww, there's only one more part!

..FINE.

A whole new world
A WHOLE NEW WORLD
That's where we'll be
THAT'S WHERE WE'LL BE
A thrilling chase
A WONDROUS PLACE
For you AND ME



..GO CHOKE ON A PINAP.



A true kid at heart, right here.



I'll remember you.



WHO DA WHAT DA FUCK



CONGRATULATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPARE PANTS



I miss walking with my Pokemon




WHAT.

THE HELL.

IS THAT?




*puts his birth certificate in an envelope*

*hands the envelope to Alder*



At least we know you can read




I NEED AN ADULT



WALL ALMIGHTY HE'S A POKEPHILE



YOU'RE AN ADULT BUT YOU DON'T COUNT



. . .

. . .

I was THIS CLOSE to the next CITY???

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--



STAY AWAY, FLIPPER



OH DEAR WALL HELP ME



Have you tried looking between their appendages?



DURR NO I DERN'T



WHY THE FUCK

WOULD HE WANT TO KNOW THAT??



GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US!



Maps!

His one weakness!



. . .

. . .

drake.exe has stopped working.



Okay, here's where it gets interesting.

My first trainer.

Does he have a Mewtwo? A Tyranitar? A GRENADE

IF SO

HELP US ALL



Oh ._.

Could be wor--



THAT WAS A CRUSH CLAW



I'm sooooooooooo scared!



Dragnforce is getting stronger by the minute!



Second trainer.

Phew.



WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING PURRLOIN



..WHY COULDN'T THAT HAVE BEEN A PINAP?

Next encounter time!

I get a 7, which is Purple..

. . .

. . .



Legal Red!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVinwOpllQk

Get it?




Natural Cure! And a not-so crappy nature!



The next 3.

No legendaries this time, but the Stunky would've been nice.



Batting 3-3 for lucky trainers!



HUMAN FREAKING BOULDER

GET USED TO IT, MORTAL.



I get a 3 - Yellow.

. . .


























HOLY SWEET FUCK IT'S EDUCATION

WHAT???




GET

IN

THE

BALL



YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

TIME TO TAKE UNOVA TO SCHOOL



QUIET SUPER LUCK

HOLY FUCK, AL!!!




Legendaries don't want none of this!



Is it just me, or does this grass look like a penis?

..IT'S NOT JUST YOU.



QUIET SUPER LUCK WATER SPOUT



Legendary count: 2 I probably won't keep this up =P



Reliable STAB get!!



THIS IS RIDICULOUS. TAKE ANOTHER RULE.

..should I be scared?

YOU SHOULD. THIS ONE IS WORSE THAN MARK OF DEATH.

*gulp*

RYUUHIME00

SANITY LINK - Before every important battle***, roll a number between 1-12: 1-6 corresponds with each Pokemon slot, and 7-12 act as wildcards. Wildcards are inactive until a full team is owned, and each wildcard is a one-time use; The chosen Pokemon must start the fight, and fight the first Pokemon solo, win or lose. A loss results in tossing a coin once for each boxed Pokemon. For each Tail, a random Pokemon from the box will be released.
***Important battles include the Rival, Gym Leaders, Colress, Ghetsis, Sages, and the Elite Four and Champion. This also includes Benga, the Treehollow Boss.


WHAT KIND OF RULE IS THAT

YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT TANZI'S TERRIBLERIFIC RANDOM ADVENTURES

*spends 2 days reading it*

..HOLY SHIT THAT WAS GOOD

..and that rule is absolutely brutal..

IT SURE IS. I DOUBT YOUR GREAT AND POWERFUL WALL WILL BE ABLE TO COUN--

WALL'S BLESSING - In the event of a win, remove all Marks of Death from any one Pokemon.

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

ME FUCKING DAMNIT!!!

----->


The RNG gave me 4..

4..

The ONLY Pokemon I have with nothing but SPECIAL MOVES

Okay, Weird Al, let's teach Sigma a lesson.



I'm here to get a few free levels, yes.



I love the battle intro screen, so I'll be doing this for every fight.



See what I have to deal with?

Yes, it learned Water Sport, but who cares?




A crit took 10 HP.

Yeah, this should be safe.



I tried to reduce speed, and it failed twice




That should do it!



That crit would've been nice a few moves ago! Oh well.



3.

3 levels.

I love this RNG




Take this.

It'll repel the red-headed freakbait.



I'm Drake! This is my RL friend! That's a Herdier!

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

Oh yeah, and a Llama.

MOTHERFUCKER.





Next time!

 
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BlazeKnight

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Ahahaha, so glorious, so very glorious indeed. Man RNG loves you, and I may jinx it so yeah. Also NOT SANITY LINK. Oh boy.

Edit: So how were these rules set up anyway?
 
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THAT IS A MAGICAL SINGING SEQUENCE THAT IS ALL

That is a lovely Dewott.
Did you know it could've had Thrash at level 1?
 

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